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Previously on
"Resident Alien"...
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I have not told you anything.
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You are nothing to the Greys.
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I do not think
they will let you live.
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The Greys will harness the
intense power of the caldera.
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But I do not know
why they are doing it.
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They cannot live long
in Earth's gravity.
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At least let me remember
this time.
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Peter trusted me.
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If Peter trusted you,
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he would have given you
the key.
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Who better to fight aliens
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than someone
who can see aliens?
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[gasps]
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You're a Blue Avian.
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Can I change?
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Huh.
I see Heather.
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I know what this is.
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My knees are weak,
and my palms are sweating.
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I am in love.
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[tranquil music]
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♪
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[breathes deeply]
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[water bubbling]
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[ominous music]
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♪
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[gasps]
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Ah!
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♪
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The ball
appears to be organic.
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It can only be controlled
by the Earth alien Harry.
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Bring him to us.
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♪
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[Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"]
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[laid-back acoustic strumming]
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♪
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[The Mamas and the Papas'
"Go Where You Wanna Go"]
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[cawing]
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Ooh, oh, look!
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The dumb humans look like ants.
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You look so stupid
on your legs with no wings
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on the dumb ground!
[laughs]
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Our life is better than yours
in every way!
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[laughs]
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Attraction is
simple physics.
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All objects with mass
are drawn to each other
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till they meet
and there is a release.
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♪
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Heather and I
have become very close,
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so the pull I feel
toward her is strong.
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Oh, this is a new shop.
- Ooh.
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[birds chirping]
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No.
Harry, no.
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♪ With whoever
you wanna do it with ♪
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Come on, come on!
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What are you doing?
- [laughs]
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The male bird of paradise
puffs out his chest
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and performs
an elaborate dance
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to attract a female mate.
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- [grunts]
- [gasps]
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♪ You gotta go
where you wanna go ♪
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♪ Do what you wanna do
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♪ With whoever
you wanna do it with ♪
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I have felt the pull before,
but not like this.
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All I want is to be with her.
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I do not even mind
that she never showers
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and instead just splashes
around in a kiddie pool.
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♪ You don't understand
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♪ That a girl
like me can love ♪
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♪ Just one man
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[both cooing]
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♪ You've been gone a week
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Hey, Dad,
have you seen Harry?
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I haven't been able
to reach him.
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Not in a couple days.
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But it's been a good thing.
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I get to sell my pies
instead of turning around
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and noticing
one of them is gone.
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You expecting Jay's mom?
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So she asked if she could
stay with me for a while.
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I didn't say yes.
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I would never cross that line
without talking to you
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after that first time
I crossed the line
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without talking to you.
- These are her medications.
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one for stomach,
one for help concentrating,
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and this is her retainer
that she never remembers
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to wear at night.
- So then--
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She already asked me.
Yeah.
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No, sorry, she told me.
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I'm sorry.
Are things bad with you two?
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No.
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Right now,
she's just mad because
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I told her she can't blow off
college to explore the world.
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Which I totally
backed you up on.
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You know Jay.
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She's got this
new girlfriend now,
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and it's all about that.
- Yeah.
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You want to go see Europe
with your girlfriend? Great.
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You can go do that
after you get a degree.
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[chuckles]
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Meanwhile,
I'd rather see her with you
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while waiting
for acceptance letters
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than in some hostel
in Amsterdam.
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That is, if you're OK with it.
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I--
[chuckles]
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I'm happy to take her.
Not take her.
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Uh, not take her.
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I-- bad choice of words.
I--
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I'm happy she has you.
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Don't let her borrow
your phone charger,
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or you'll never see it again.
- Oh.
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[laughs]
Noted.
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♪ I'm in love
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♪ I'm in love
with a beautiful dove ♪
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♪ And she's sweet as pie
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There you are.
Where were you?
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Asta, I am in love,
and it makes me want to dance.
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Oh, my God,
but it didn't teach you how.
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- Ah! Ooh! Ah!
- Oh!
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Ellen.
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Did you do something
with your hair?
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It looks nice.
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You might want to check him
for a head injury.
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Thank you.
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I have been trying
to reach you for three days.
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I have been with Heather...
[laughs]
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Having so much intercourse.
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It is exciting to find
new places to have sex.
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You should lock your car doors,
by the way.
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We have a problem.
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Mike and Liv
have been searching
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the Alien Tracker's van and--
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wait, did have sex in my car?
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No.
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[giggles]
Yes, it was good!
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Uh, but we only did it in
the back seat out of respect.
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OK, later we will talk
about boundaries.
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But first, you were
the last person to use
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the Alien Tracker's van.
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If Mike and Liv find your DNA,
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they'll know that you were
with him before he died.
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That's impossible.
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I used over 40 wet wipes
from a barbecue restaurant
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on that van and five on myself.
They will find nothing.
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Also, where is this van?
And is it locked?
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You're not having sex
in the van.
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Not if I don't know
where it is.
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Did you clean all of it?
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I think I know
how to clean a car.
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Also, I just--
I just remembered,
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I forgot to clean your car.
- Gross!
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Mm.
You're so stressed out.
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You should chill, girl.
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You should be
more like Heather.
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[sniffs]
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OK, I am stressed out
because the end of the world
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might be happening,
but actually,
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I'm really happy
that you're happy.
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- I am happy.
- Well, good.
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But life is about balance.
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So you can have a girlfriend
and work on the mission.
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[grunts softly]
Fine.
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I will go visit the sheriff
and the deputy
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and then make sure
that they know nothing.
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Oh, thank you.
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You should invite Heather
and me to dinner.
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You will like her.
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OK.
I can do that.
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And make a lot of food.
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Whoever said "eats like a bird"
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never took a bird to sushi.
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Oh, God, really?
Here?
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No.
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[giggles]
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[quirky music]
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Look like some kind
of chemical formula, right?
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What for, I have no idea.
But whatever it is--
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It's important
enough to kill over.
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Damn, Deputy,
I was gonna say that.
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I done waited
my whole career to be able
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to say that something was
important enough to kill over,
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and I set myself up,
and you just jump in.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
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You could say
something else like,
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"Whatever it is,
it's a recipe for death."
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See?
That's even better.
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And I can't say that now
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because you
just said that too.
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This is a nightmare.
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Uh, knock, knock.
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Dr. Vanderspeigle.
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What, you done stopped by
to ruin my day too?
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No.
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Oh, I just came by
to see how old
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Deputy Mustache's
pinworm medication
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was working and decided
to visit my old friends.
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I don't think
you're allowed to tell us
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about Fred's medication.
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Uh-oh, you caught me.
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Now you have to tell me
a secret about your job.
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Are there any fun crimes
that you can share?
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Well, Miss Kim's cat flushed
her dentures down the toilet.
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Is that fun enough for you?
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Picturing a cat
with dentures.
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[laughs]
It's very fun.
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- Her dentures, not the cat's.
- Then no.
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It has been two minutes, and
they have not arrested me yet.
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I am safe.
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Hey, Doc,
you must know chemistry.
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You recognize this formula?
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- Where did you get this?
- Why? What is it?
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It is a compound
with an alien element.
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A Grey element.
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[dramatic music]
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Sugar. Sugar.
- Sugar?
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It seems kind of long
for sugar.
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Well, it is a special sugar,
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the kind that they used
to make the chocolate sauce
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that traps ice cream
in a hard shell,
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you know,
that keeps the ice cream
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from dripping on your hand,
and you knock on the shell
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and say, "Ice cream,
are you in there?"
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Because you do not know.
- He's joking.
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Sir, he's making a joke.
- Oh, OK.
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[laughs]
Yes.
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Making a joke
and definitely not memorizing
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this formula with my eyes.
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I lied.
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I am memorizing it
because this formula
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may be the key to
understanding the Greys' plan.
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And now I want ice cream.
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[quirky music]
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♪
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Why are we supporting this?
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Harry can't date that bird.
He should be saving the Earth.
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Well, he can do both.
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And Heather's portal is fixed,
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so she should be leaving
soon anyway.
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Just let him have some fun.
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We're not having fun.
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We are choosing to be single
until we finish our mission.
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[knocking]
- Oh, is that why we're single?
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God, I hope so.
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Hi.
Heather!
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So happy you could join us.
You are right on time.
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We were outside.
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We saw you bring out the food,
so we came in.
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Oh, well,
you didn't have to wait.
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We weren't waiting.
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We were screwing
in that tree over there.
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Yeah, right over there.
[chuckles]
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OK, well, probably gonna
want to wash your hands, huh?
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- No, thanks.
- No, I do not.
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Great.
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- Wait, what is that smell?
- Pretty great, huh?
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I made feta salad,
brown rice, fresh veggies,
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and I made a roast chick--
beef.
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- Oh, my God.
- Made a chick beef.
259
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,017
- Oh, my God.
- Did you cook a bird carcass?
260
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:57,020
How dare you?
- God, I'm so sorry, Heather.
261
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,935
We don't normally
have bird guests,
262
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,372
so we weren't thinking.
- It's OK.
263
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,766
It's an honest mistake.
264
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,856
I am so sorry,
my little sparrow.
265
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:10,251
Luckily,
we brought our own food.
266
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:13,080
- Oh, thank you.
- So nice of you.
267
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,215
So-- oh.
- [spitting]
268
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,087
Heather, um,
269
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,393
I hear that you two
are having a lot of fun.
270
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:26,571
Yeah, I love your car.
Smells like pine.
271
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:27,834
Oh.
272
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,444
Or it used
to smell like pine.
273
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,489
So the portal is fixed.
274
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,796
You probably have to get back
to work soon, huh?
275
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,885
Yeah.
We'll be going pretty soon.
276
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:39,236
- We?
- Yes.
277
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,803
[spits]
278
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:44,372
Heather's leaving,
and so am I.
279
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,113
We are moving
to her home planet!
280
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,158
[laughs]
Ah!
281
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,207
What do you mean you're
going to her home planet?
282
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:56,210
What about
your special project,
283
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:59,604
you know, um,
in the Grey folder?
284
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:00,954
You mean Harry's
secret mission
285
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,782
to stop the Greys
from destroying the Earth?
286
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,305
- She knows?
- You told the bird?
287
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:07,438
I should tell you,
my noun is Avian.
288
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,266
This is why we are so close.
289
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,834
We do not keep secrets from
one another like humans do.
290
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,619
That is why you will
never know true love
291
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,448
and why you will end up
lonely spinners.
292
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:20,756
- Well, it's spinsters.
- Why would you correct him?
293
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:24,107
- No idea.
- Don't be upset you two, OK?
294
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,457
Harry and I,
we tell each other everything.
295
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,460
For instance,
I know you touched his penis.
296
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,548
[tense music]
297
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,637
What?
298
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:36,641
We were trapped in a crevasse,
and he was seriously injured.
299
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,513
Well, he says you lingered.
300
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,906
What the hell?
301
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,952
You know what you did.
302
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,389
- And what'd he say about me?
- He did not mention you.
303
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,651
[scoffs]
304
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,958
Just the stuff
about Asta groping him,
305
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,482
and that that was
very triggering for him,
306
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,919
very traumatic,
307
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,878
and how the town mayor
has been abducted by Greys.
308
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,053
- Ben's been abducted?
- What?
309
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,099
- When?
- Do not worry.
310
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:03,277
They bring him back every time,
and he remembers nothing.
311
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,974
Why would you not tell us
this sooner?
312
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,323
Because that is
privileged information
313
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:10,153
between a patient and a doctor,
and the Avian
314
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,155
that his doctor
is having sex with
315
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,765
in the front seat of your car.
316
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,855
I lied about only doing it
in the back.
317
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,986
Stop having sex in my car.
318
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,423
Now you really
can't leave Earth.
319
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,643
You've got to stay here
and get rid of the Greys.
320
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,036
No, I don't.
321
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,473
Once I figure out
what the Greys' plan is,
322
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:26,866
I just need to give the General
323
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,433
everything she needs
to defeat them.
324
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,220
Psst.
325
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,135
Oh.
326
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:38,268
[country music playing softly]
327
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:43,186
♪
328
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:48,278
That is, uh--
[whistles]
329
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,498
[giggles]
330
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:53,283
[caws]
331
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,807
[gobbles]
332
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,113
[caws]
333
00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,638
- Caw!
- [hooting]
334
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:04,294
[both groaning and grunting]
335
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:07,907
[whistles]
Mwah, mwah, mwah, ah.
336
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,344
What?
337
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:15,001
[both grunting
and groaning intensely]
338
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:17,917
[gasps]
Ah.
339
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,789
Mmm.
[gasps]
340
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,226
- Hey, it's--
- [grunts]
341
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:26,229
[screams]
342
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:29,276
[screaming and exhaling]
- [blowing and snorting]
343
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,198
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- Mm-hmm.
344
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,592
I will chaperone you
like a human male
345
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:44,378
in a false show of protection.
346
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,337
[quirky music]
347
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,687
Excuse us.
348
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,385
Yeah.
349
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:56,999
♪
350
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,527
What the hell?
351
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,051
We have to tell Ben.
352
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,835
No, we can't.
353
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,880
It will expose Harry.
354
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,970
Promise me you will not
tell him anything.
355
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,538
Fine.
356
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,062
Thank you.
357
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,978
- [whistling]
- [grunting]
358
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,415
- [cawing]
- [gobbling]
359
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,982
[wings thumping
and fluttering]
360
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,636
And now they're having sex
in our bathroom.
361
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:26,986
That's your bathroom.
362
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,161
I'll be using the gym.
363
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,119
[muffled scream]
364
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,863
Hey.
What are you two up to?
365
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,212
Helping Max
build a suspension bridge
366
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,432
for his science project.
- Hmm.
367
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:41,522
Making good progress,
and it is a great way
368
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,089
to spend time together.
369
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,829
A little father-son bonding.
370
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,483
[sticks clattering]
371
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,919
Whole day wasted.
372
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,486
You know, it doesn't look
like you're helping him.
373
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,227
It looks like
you're doing it for him.
374
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,055
Nope. Nope.
Just inspecting.
375
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,101
You know, barely did anything.
376
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,059
You know, Max is all over it,
aren't you, buddy?
377
00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,236
I said, aren't you, buddy?
378
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,977
I'm kind of in the middle
of something.
379
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,762
Get to work.
380
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,069
I already had a project,
but Dad threw it out.
381
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,679
It was a bag of moldy bread.
382
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,638
It was literally trash.
383
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:13,075
Make your own project, OK?
384
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,555
And one that takes
more effort than just
385
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,991
watching something rot.
386
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,123
You know there's
a whole website where
387
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,820
you can rate teachers, right?
388
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,256
Do your worst.
389
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,692
I already have the worst rating
in the school.
390
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,216
Ugh.
391
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,654
Honey-- oh.
392
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,960
Max isn't going to learn
if we do everything for him.
393
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,484
I know.
394
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,181
I just panicked when I saw
he was gonna turn in
395
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,922
a bag of moldy bread.
396
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,489
I was picked on as a kid.
397
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,534
I don't want Max to have
to go through that, too.
398
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,058
Kids wouldn't
pick on him for that.
399
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,537
They'd think he was cool
for not caring
400
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,452
about science class.
401
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,106
I mean, unless they're nerds,
but who cares what they think.
402
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,847
They're dorks.
403
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,371
You ever consider taking
a sabbatical from teaching?
404
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,590
Every day.
405
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:57,250
[panting]
Slow down!
406
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,121
Ben?
407
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,080
Come on, this way.
408
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,994
Not so fast!
409
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,257
[tense music]
410
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,867
Ben!
411
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,391
♪
412
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,480
Ben!
413
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,439
[gasps softly]
414
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,142
[relaxed music]
415
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,709
If Harry
can have his bird over,
416
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,971
I should be able to have a cat.
417
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,538
OK, I am not allergic
to birds,
418
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,193
and you don't have to clean up
after them, normally.
419
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,933
At least cats
don't have sex in your car.
420
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:32,415
Oh, God.
We have to do something.
421
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:35,114
Goliath made it very clear
that Harry and the General
422
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,028
have to save
the planet together.
423
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,421
So he can't leave.
424
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,032
I guess we have
to break them up?
425
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,382
Yes!
426
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,516
Harry's like
a teenager in heat.
427
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,779
The only way
is to get rid of Heather.
428
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,564
I like
where your mind's going.
429
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:55,003
How big of a snake do you think
we need for a bird that size?
430
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,701
I meant talk to Heather
and get her
431
00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:00,226
to break up with Harry.
- Talk to her.
432
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,792
Snake is back-up, got it.
433
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,403
[knocking]
434
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,146
Oh.
435
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,800
Hey, quick question.
Random.
436
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,281
How would you feel
if Jay moved in for a bit?
437
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,153
Who's at the door?
[knocking]
438
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,285
Funny story.
Jay asked if she could move in.
439
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,200
And then I talked to her mom,
and she said yes,
440
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,810
so I got really excited
about it,
441
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,334
and then I told Jay that she
could stay with us for a while
442
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,510
without talking to you first.
I'm so sorry.
443
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,685
I'm sorry.
444
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,950
- Hey, roomies.
- Hi.
445
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,560
Hey, Jay.
We're getting a cat.
446
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,692
Nice.
447
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:34,651
[upbeat music]
448
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,570
Dr. Vanderspeigle
wasn't lying
449
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,615
about this chocolate sauce.
450
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,746
Makes it fun
when you're not sure
451
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,052
the ice cream's under there.
452
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,619
Well, you bought it
at the ice cream shop,
453
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,012
so I think you are sure.
454
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,667
Well, now I am.
455
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,148
What the hell?
456
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:56,760
[quirky music]
457
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,545
"Patience isn't safe
458
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,634
with Deputy Beam-Me-Up Baker
in charge."
459
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,288
Don't listen to that.
460
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,854
Clearly, the perpetrator is
not working with a full deck
461
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,727
if they think you in charge.
Look.
462
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,729
Found this chemistry professor
up at CU Boulder.
463
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,121
I checked him out.
He seems to know his stuff.
464
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,819
I said we pay him a visit
and see
465
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,212
if he recognizes the formula.
466
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,519
- No.
- What do you mean, no?
467
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,868
The note is right.
468
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,957
People are in danger
because of me.
469
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,743
And worse, I got wrapped up
in chasing aliens
470
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,832
and led innocent people
to their death,
471
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,660
like Dr. Beasley,
that therapist.
472
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,010
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is.
473
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,795
If I didn't contact Peter
to let him know
474
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,667
there was an alien here,
he never would have come,
475
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,669
and he'd be alive right now.
476
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,193
Everyone I involve
in this gets hurt.
477
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,587
You're better off
handling it without me.
478
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:43,981
- What?
- And I'm keeping the balloons.
479
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:47,333
Deputy. Deputy?
Don't start that car.
480
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,030
[engine rumbles]
481
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,771
Don't put this car in reverse.
482
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,774
♪
483
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,602
Do not drive down that street.
484
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,386
♪
485
00:20:57,386 --> 00:21:00,563
OK, but I'm not gonna save you
any of this ice cream!
486
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:06,352
Mm.
It's actually under here!
487
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,528
Just the man I'm looking for.
488
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:12,096
Lena. Hi.
Uh, everything OK?
489
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:14,098
You tell me.
490
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:16,100
I kept tabs on the woman
whose prints
491
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,581
you asked me to run.
I just saw she was murdered.
492
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,322
- Ah.
- Look.
493
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,106
I knew if I called,
you would just say were fine
494
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:25,545
or not pick up at all,
since you tend to do that.
495
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,808
I guess I deserve that.
496
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:30,376
We both know where
there's smoke, there's fire,
497
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,769
even if the flames aren't big
enough for you to see yet.
498
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:35,772
I wanted to see
your face when we spoke.
499
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:36,904
I need to know
that you understand
500
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,384
what you're
getting yourself into.
501
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:39,907
I appreciate that.
502
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,256
But you don't have
to worry about me.
503
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,736
I'm fine.
504
00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:44,999
OK.
505
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,696
But thanks
for worrying about me.
506
00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:49,743
It's just what I'd do
for any colleague.
507
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,266
How about you?
508
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,834
How are you doing?
How's your boy?
509
00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:56,924
OK.
510
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:59,405
Good luck with your fire.
511
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,668
Yeah.
I'll be fine.
512
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:05,672
I've got
my fire retardant clothes.
513
00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:08,588
- Great.
- Great.
514
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:11,721
♪
515
00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,941
Great.
516
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:17,118
[relaxed jazz music]
517
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:22,993
♪
518
00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:27,215
♪ Dearest one
519
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:30,349
♪ You are so dear to me
520
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,220
♪
521
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:35,484
♪ I want you near to me
522
00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:37,617
♪
523
00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:39,575
♪ Truly I do
524
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:42,404
♪
525
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,450
♪ Dearest one
526
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,190
♪
527
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:49,150
[phone ringing]
528
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:51,979
What do you want?
529
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:55,896
Where is he?
530
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,332
I have obtained
most components
531
00:22:57,332 --> 00:22:59,552
of the compound
from the military lab.
532
00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:02,424
Now all I need from here
is the Grey element.
533
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:05,427
[soft dramatic music]
534
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:08,865
♪
535
00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:11,781
The formula
has a carbon-15 isotope
536
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:13,000
not found on Earth.
537
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,436
The Greys are known to use it
538
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,872
in their highly advanced
technology,
539
00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:17,918
like their
waterless dishwasher
540
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,746
and this spaceship.
541
00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:22,749
[chuckles]
542
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:26,709
♪
543
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:29,364
I just saw that documentary
that you were in.
544
00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:30,670
It's fascinating.
545
00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:33,194
I mean, especially
all that stuff about owls.
546
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,370
Is that a real thing?
- Yeah.
547
00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:38,373
Actually, a lot of experiencers
randomly see owls.
548
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:40,506
Most of us believe
those are actually
549
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:43,770
false memories planted
to cover up an alien abduction.
550
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:47,338
- Really?
- Wait, are you seeing owls?
551
00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:49,253
Do you think
you've been abducted?
552
00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:51,255
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no.
553
00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:53,736
Not me.
No, I'm just curious.
554
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:56,043
Like-- like hypothetically,
555
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:59,742
how would someone
know for sure?
556
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,265
Oh.
557
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:04,225
Well,
owls aren't the only signs.
558
00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:06,749
Someone might have
weird bruising,
559
00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:10,797
lost time
you can't account for.
560
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:13,539
Some people
even find tiny chips
561
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:15,932
in their skin that aliens use
as a tracking device.
562
00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:19,066
♪
563
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:22,243
If you ever do feel like
you've been abducted,
564
00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:23,810
you can always talk
to me about it.
565
00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:25,594
I will, sure.
566
00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:28,118
- Promise?
- Yes.
567
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,383
- I want to be abducted.
- You do?
568
00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:34,560
No.
[laughs]
569
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,432
Yes.
- Oh.
570
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:41,218
There's an
experiencer support group
571
00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:43,177
in Braddock
that I go to sometimes.
572
00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:46,528
If you're ever curious,
you should come by.
573
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,577
Yeah, thanks.
Yeah, I'm good.
574
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,404
Yeah, I'm good.
575
00:24:56,712 --> 00:25:00,020
You can't just go in there
whenever you like.
576
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,978
There's protocol.
577
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:05,416
Well, I, uh, got
the final ingredient
578
00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:06,766
for my formula.
579
00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:09,377
You will be happy to know
I got the matter.
580
00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:10,552
Good.
581
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,162
But you're supposed to say,
582
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,513
"What is the matter?"
583
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,733
And then I say, "I don't know.
What's the matter with you?"
584
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,474
[laughs]
585
00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:21,389
Is this all
just a joke to you?
586
00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:24,479
No.
Just the joke parts.
587
00:25:24,479 --> 00:25:26,263
Do not worry.
588
00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:29,832
I will get to work and find out
what the Greys are doing here
589
00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:31,791
as soon as I get the henway.
590
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:33,401
What's a henway?
591
00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:36,404
Well, about six pounds.
[laughs]
592
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:38,711
That's enough.
593
00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,495
Let me tell you something.
594
00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:43,846
You might think it's funny,
but the whole world
595
00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:45,935
is depending on you.
596
00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:48,895
[ominous music]
597
00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:53,900
♪
598
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,815
Here we go.
599
00:25:55,815 --> 00:25:57,164
[computer beeping]
600
00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:59,993
Sorry, I know you can't hear me
601
00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:01,821
because your brain
doesn't work.
602
00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:04,127
But let's see what I can do
about your vision.
603
00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:07,348
[dramatic music]
604
00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:14,311
♪
605
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,010
It works.
606
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,668
Thank you
for meeting with us.
607
00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:24,583
We really feel bad
about the other night.
608
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,498
Mm, I don't think
I was at my best, either.
609
00:26:27,498 --> 00:26:30,153
Meeting the two people
closest to Harry,
610
00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:31,851
I was nervous.
611
00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:34,984
I'm not really great
with other women.
612
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:38,161
You don't like women.
Bit of a guy's gull.
613
00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:40,250
- Will you stop it?
- I don't think I can.
614
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:43,210
Anyway, we want to talk
to you about something on Earth
615
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:45,821
we call girl code.
616
00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:49,346
It says that women have
to be honest with each other.
617
00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:51,348
Oh.
But not with men?
618
00:26:51,348 --> 00:26:52,349
[together]
No.
619
00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:53,655
Girl code is when
620
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,178
we warn each other
when one of us
621
00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:59,530
is about to make a huge mistake
like you are with Harry.
622
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,620
- Mm.
- I don't understand.
623
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,099
Well, think about it.
624
00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:05,667
He's in trouble, and he's
asking you to help him out,
625
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,364
but you have
to break the rules,
626
00:27:07,364 --> 00:27:08,583
and pretty soon,
you'll be on the run
627
00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:09,802
with him like that movie.
628
00:27:09,802 --> 00:27:11,630
Have you ever seen
"Bonnie and Clyde"?
629
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,153
We're 60 light years
behind you guys,
630
00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:15,546
so we're just now getting
Chuck Berry music.
631
00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:17,070
Oh, in 30 years,
you're gonna want
632
00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:18,288
to look out for the Pixies.
633
00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:19,376
You might not be sure at first,
634
00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:20,682
but stick around
for "Doolittle."
635
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,031
"Bossanova" is actually
also kind of sick.
636
00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:23,380
You know,
I'm gonna make you a list.
637
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:26,949
- OK.
- Um, what we're saying is,
638
00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:28,647
do you really want
to spend your life
639
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,039
with a guy you barely know?
- Yeah.
640
00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:31,258
I mean,
how many kids does he have?
641
00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:32,694
What, 300?
- 400.
642
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,130
Yeah.
And never sees 'em.
643
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,697
Most of them are dead.
644
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,873
And have you met
his other friends, ever? No.
645
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:40,006
Because he only had one.
- Right.
646
00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:43,574
- Killed him and ate him.
- That is not true!
647
00:27:43,574 --> 00:27:46,403
I did not murder 42, a dog did.
648
00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,362
And I only ate him
649
00:27:48,362 --> 00:27:51,713
because it was his last wish.
650
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:53,280
I changed the recipe
a little bit,
651
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,674
but it said salt to taste, so--
652
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,153
What are you doing here?
653
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,068
We told you,
we don't keep secrets.
654
00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:01,505
OK.
655
00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:03,594
OK, we said some mean things
just now, Harry,
656
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,640
but it's really
because we care for you.
657
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,121
We want to help you.
- [laughs]
658
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,079
- [chuckles]
- Help.
659
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:13,909
You never help anyone for them.
You do it for you.
660
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,782
Because you think
helping is the only reason
661
00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,697
anyone will love you,
662
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,873
so you go around looking
for broken and needy people
663
00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:24,311
to help, which is perfect
that this stray cat
664
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,921
showed up at your door.
665
00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:28,228
Except she cannot
give love back.
666
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:29,620
Uh-uh.
667
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,710
She can only take
more and more,
668
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:35,017
because she is a pit of need
with no bottom,
669
00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:38,368
a sun at the center
of her own universe,
670
00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:42,416
incapable of caring
about anyone else but herself.
671
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,767
- OK, well that's--
- Accurate? Yes.
672
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,334
Seems absolutely
accurate to me.
673
00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:49,075
It's like infallible math.
674
00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:52,556
You will never know a love
like Heather and I.
675
00:28:52,556 --> 00:28:55,472
And I feel sorry for you both.
- Harry.
676
00:28:55,472 --> 00:28:58,258
- You want to get out of here?
- Yeah, let's get out of here.
677
00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:00,782
Let's go be in love
somewhere not around hate.
678
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,785
I do want
those music recs, though,
679
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:07,180
if you get a chance.
- Oh, OK.
680
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:10,139
[upbeat rock music]
681
00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:15,144
♪
682
00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,799
Chemistry is
a delicate balance.
683
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:20,715
When you mess with
the balance, things explode.
684
00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:23,674
It is like Asta
and her red raggedy sidekick.
685
00:29:23,674 --> 00:29:26,329
Asta lied to her
about my alien identity,
686
00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:29,332
and the imbalance
nearly ended their friendship.
687
00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:33,162
Now my friendship
with Asta has exploded too.
688
00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:35,556
It is her fault.
I do not care.
689
00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:39,429
The formula is now complete,
and I will be leaving soon.
690
00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:41,867
[knocking]
691
00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:44,521
That will be Asta
coming to apologize,
692
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:46,436
probably with a pie.
693
00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:49,831
I will get rid of her,
but I will keep the pie.
694
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,920
[test tube rattling]
695
00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,705
- I need your help.
- What?
696
00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:56,446
Whoa, cool volcano.
697
00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:58,971
That is not a volcano.
698
00:29:58,971 --> 00:30:01,930
That is a caldera.
You were there.
699
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:04,411
Did you not hear the raccoon?
700
00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:05,804
Is this
what makes it blow up?
701
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,067
Hey!
Do not touch that.
702
00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:11,853
Harry, come to bed.
Ew.
703
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,377
Hey, you're the alien lady
from the diner.
704
00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,944
You told him who I am?
705
00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:19,339
He is one of those
statistical annoyances
706
00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:21,645
that can see through
our genetic disguises.
707
00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:24,518
Such a pest.
- Yeah, they're the worst.
708
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,912
Get out of here, pest.
Shoo!
709
00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,784
Yeah, yeah.
Hit the bricks, ya freak.
710
00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:31,786
No, the science fair's today,
711
00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:32,918
and you have to help me
make a project.
712
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,354
I don't have to help you.
713
00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:36,878
You need to get out of here
before my girlfriend
714
00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:38,967
pecks a hole in your face.
715
00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,926
Time to go, human child.
716
00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,971
- You guys are mean.
- Make like a Kleenex.
717
00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:44,625
Put a little boogie on it.
718
00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:47,802
[laughter]
719
00:30:52,676 --> 00:30:54,591
Oh, well, that turned me on.
720
00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:57,551
[quirky music]
721
00:30:57,551 --> 00:31:00,554
[squawking]
722
00:31:00,554 --> 00:31:05,515
♪
723
00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:07,169
Oh.
724
00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:10,303
Would you like something
to drink, my love bird?
725
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:12,348
- Nectar.
- Nectar?
726
00:31:12,348 --> 00:31:13,741
I barely knew her.
727
00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:16,962
[laughter]
728
00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:26,797
Son of a bitch!
729
00:31:26,797 --> 00:31:33,935
♪
730
00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:43,684
OK.
Stand by your projects, OK?
731
00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:45,033
Mm-hmm.
732
00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:46,861
OK, kids, the judges
are gonna be coming around,
733
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:48,907
so get ready to answer
some questions, OK?
734
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,561
- All right, Mrs. Hawthorne.
- The deer looks--
735
00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:53,346
- It's a bear.
- Oh.
736
00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,174
Hey, check out Max's project.
737
00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:57,437
Max, our son.
738
00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:59,743
You did this all by yourself?
739
00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:02,921
Well, I can't lie.
Yes, I did.
740
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:06,054
That little shit
does not know what he's done.
741
00:32:06,054 --> 00:32:08,970
Even I do not know the effects
of the Grey compound.
742
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,451
His stupidity
may put others in danger,
743
00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:13,801
or worse, ruin my caldera.
744
00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,238
I finally
got the color just right.
745
00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:18,980
[dramatic music]
746
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:22,636
So, Max, what is a caldera?
747
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:24,725
- That's right.
- I'm sorry?
748
00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,988
That's the project.
People have to guess.
749
00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:29,208
What is a caldera?
750
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:30,470
Do you know?
- Of course, I know.
751
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,341
I'm a science teacher.
- Great!
752
00:32:32,341 --> 00:32:34,996
Tell me.
- No, you tell me.
753
00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:36,389
I'm sorry.
754
00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:37,825
That's not
a good enough answer.
755
00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:41,350
♪
756
00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:44,005
Dr. Vanderspeigle.
Hi.
757
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:45,311
Where is your son?
758
00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:48,662
He is right over there,
next to his caldera.
759
00:32:48,662 --> 00:32:51,752
Isn't it great?
- He stole it from me.
760
00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:53,232
Of course, he did.
761
00:32:53,232 --> 00:32:56,452
♪
762
00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:58,150
How about a demonstration?
763
00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:01,022
♪
764
00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,154
I am too late.
765
00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:05,722
[model hissing]
766
00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:09,422
♪
767
00:33:09,422 --> 00:33:12,555
[alarm blaring]
768
00:33:14,383 --> 00:33:16,385
- Come on, let's go.
- Sorry, buddy.
769
00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:18,213
We were just about to see
your caldera.
770
00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,823
- He stole it.
- Of course, he did.
771
00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:22,609
Max.
- I know, I'm grounded.
772
00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,698
Yeah, I was pretty sure
he stole it all along.
773
00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,265
Yeah, me too.
Are we bad parents?
774
00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:27,788
We're not great.
775
00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:32,445
[alarm blaring]
776
00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:35,404
[model hissing]
777
00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:42,585
♪
778
00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:46,067
Is this it?
779
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:48,896
Is this the only thing
the Greys' compound does?
780
00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:51,464
Just create smoke?
781
00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:54,423
[dramatic eerie music]
782
00:33:54,423 --> 00:34:01,604
♪
783
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,748
Gravity.
784
00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:16,576
The scrawny Greys
cannot survive
785
00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:18,230
in Earth's gravity.
786
00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:21,276
This is what they want--
not to destroy the Earth,
787
00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:23,887
but to change its atmosphere
and gravitational pull
788
00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:27,848
so only they can survive
and have it to themselves.
789
00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:33,549
That faint one there
is Mars,
790
00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:37,510
the god of war.
791
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:39,860
And over there is Venus,
792
00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:42,384
the gentle goddess
of fertility.
793
00:34:42,384 --> 00:34:43,951
Wow.
794
00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:45,170
[eerie whooshing]
795
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:48,129
What's that?
Let's go.
796
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,391
Asta, Kayla, come on.
797
00:34:49,391 --> 00:34:50,653
- Cool!
- Wait up!
798
00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:53,874
- Hey, hey.
- Slow down!
799
00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:57,530
- Come on, this way.
- Not so fast.
800
00:34:57,530 --> 00:35:00,707
[ominous music]
801
00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:01,882
Ben!
802
00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:04,537
♪
803
00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:11,152
That's a terrifying dream.
804
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:13,763
Not a dream.
Remember?
805
00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:15,939
Liv said she saw
a UFO that night.
806
00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:17,332
The Greys were there.
807
00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:19,029
They took Ben.
- Oh.
808
00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:20,596
I don't think
I was supposed to remember,
809
00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:22,250
but maybe something Harry said
810
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,773
made the memory
come back somehow.
811
00:35:23,773 --> 00:35:24,948
I don't--
812
00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:27,342
- Oh, my God, that's horrible.
- I know.
813
00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:29,953
And what did I do?
Nothing.
814
00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:31,129
You were ten.
815
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,043
And you didn't even remember
until now.
816
00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:36,308
It doesn't matter.
I should have known.
817
00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:39,180
I've been so focused
on my own shit
818
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,835
that I can't even see when
one of my friends needs help.
819
00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:44,359
You know, Harry was right.
You heard him.
820
00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:47,145
I'm just a selfish asshole
who only thinks about myself.
821
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:50,496
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
822
00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:54,282
Yeah, no, I heard him.
I was there.
823
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:55,631
Yeah, but you have to agree.
824
00:35:55,631 --> 00:35:58,852
Otherwise, you would have
said "no," not "yeah."
825
00:35:58,852 --> 00:36:01,507
I disagree, OK?
Harry was just mad.
826
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:03,770
I mean, he said
that I only help people
827
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:06,381
so they'll love me.
That's bullshit.
828
00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:10,211
- Yeah, I know.
- What was that?
829
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,126
- What was what?
- You hesitated.
830
00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:13,693
- Did not.
- You did.
831
00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:16,174
I'm a nurse, OK?
I help people.
832
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,611
So sorry.
- OK, stop. Stop.
833
00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:21,004
The plan was to break up
him and Heather, not us.
834
00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:24,660
Right, I'm sorry.
Yes. Sorry.
835
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:26,749
Look, if I don't tell Ben,
836
00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:28,708
then Harry will definitely
be right about me.
837
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:30,231
You cannot tell him.
838
00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,754
I wasn't there for him then,
but I could be there
839
00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:34,061
for him now.
- You cannot tell him.
840
00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:35,715
He has a family, a life.
841
00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:38,892
He's happy, for Ben, anyway.
842
00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:41,373
And if you tell him,
it could possibly--
843
00:36:41,373 --> 00:36:43,331
Help him?
844
00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,594
Ruin his life.
845
00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:47,248
Sometimes when
we try to help people,
846
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,816
it's not really for them.
847
00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:51,383
Here's your order, Asta.
848
00:36:51,383 --> 00:36:53,907
- Oh, thanks, Kim.
- You're welcome.
849
00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:56,779
Jay asked me
to get her some dinner.
850
00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:59,869
- I am her mother.
- I know!
851
00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:00,914
Get that look off your face.
852
00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:02,568
- But-- wha--
- Ah.
853
00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:12,360
[eerie music]
854
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,276
♪
855
00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:16,973
[clattering]
856
00:37:16,973 --> 00:37:23,937
♪
857
00:37:26,069 --> 00:37:28,463
All right, Joseph,
I know it's you.
858
00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:29,986
Come on out.
We can talk about this.
859
00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:31,858
[rapid footsteps]
860
00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:33,642
Joseph?
861
00:37:33,642 --> 00:37:39,126
♪
862
00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:42,782
Some people even find
tiny chips in their skin
863
00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:45,611
that aliens use
as a tracking device.
864
00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:52,792
♪
865
00:38:21,211 --> 00:38:24,171
[ominous music]
866
00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:31,134
♪
867
00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:35,225
[dramatic music]
868
00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:42,189
[knocking]
869
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:43,886
Hey, buddy.
870
00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:46,019
Hey.
What's going on?
871
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:48,238
Nothing,
just in the neighborhood.
872
00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:50,153
I thought I'd drop by.
873
00:38:50,153 --> 00:38:52,112
Just a friend
checking on her friend.
874
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:55,507
Yeah, how are you doing?
- Yeah, fine.
875
00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:58,379
It feels like maybe this
could have been a phone call.
876
00:38:58,379 --> 00:38:59,424
Ah.
877
00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:00,990
You know who shows up
in person?
878
00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,122
Real friends do.
879
00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:03,341
That's who.
880
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,690
I thought I'd throw this
out there.
881
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,692
If you, Kate, ever want,
like, a date night,
882
00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:07,867
I'm here for you.
883
00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:09,521
I could come over and babysit.
884
00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:11,392
Well,
the last time you babysat,
885
00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:13,046
I found an empty wine bottle
in the bathtub.
886
00:39:13,046 --> 00:39:14,352
Doesn't need
to be babysitting.
887
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,136
Could be anything, really.
888
00:39:16,136 --> 00:39:18,181
You know, airport rides,
groceries, you know.
889
00:39:18,181 --> 00:39:20,053
[taps piano key]
Give this thing a tune.
890
00:39:20,053 --> 00:39:21,924
Take it easy.
It's late.
891
00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:23,622
I know it's late.
892
00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:27,190
I just want you to know
I'm here for you.
893
00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:28,975
I really am.
894
00:39:28,975 --> 00:39:31,412
Whatever you need.
895
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:33,762
Are you sure you're doing OK?
896
00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:36,504
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
897
00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:38,114
Of course.
898
00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:39,464
What was that?
899
00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:41,030
Did you say something
about camping?
900
00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:43,903
- No.
- Weird.
901
00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:45,121
Could have sworn you did.
902
00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:46,340
Huh.
903
00:39:49,038 --> 00:39:50,518
You remember
those camping trips
904
00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,215
we used to take
up on the ridge?
905
00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:53,913
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
906
00:39:53,913 --> 00:39:56,872
And that time we were kids,
and you saw something--
907
00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:59,701
and we all chased after it,
like a light.
908
00:39:59,701 --> 00:40:02,878
Yeah, sort of.
But there wasn't anything.
909
00:40:02,878 --> 00:40:04,445
Or was there, right?
910
00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:07,492
- There wasn't.
- Or was there?
911
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,276
I can play this game all night.
912
00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:12,758
But wouldn't it be weird
if something did happen
913
00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:15,238
and you were forced
to forget it?
914
00:40:15,238 --> 00:40:17,763
You know,
like, abducted by aliens.
915
00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:19,025
Oh, wow.
916
00:40:19,025 --> 00:40:20,287
You wouldn't even know
about it.
917
00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:22,942
Yeah, yeah.
That would be pretty weird.
918
00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:24,944
But you were abducted
by aliens that night.
919
00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,772
Or were you?
Just kidding.
920
00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:28,077
But you were.
921
00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:30,166
And I wasn't there
for you then,
922
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,431
but I'm here for you now.
923
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,258
I'm sorry, do you--
924
00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:36,738
are you being serious?
925
00:40:36,738 --> 00:40:38,261
You really think
I was abducted by aliens?
926
00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:39,349
Let's bring this full circle.
927
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:40,742
You were abducted by aliens.
928
00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:43,266
I can't tell you how I know,
but I do know.
929
00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:46,269
And I'm here for you now
as a friend,
930
00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:49,098
a good friend.
[sighs]
931
00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:50,491
OK.
932
00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:54,103
Oh, God, I feel good.
Do you feel good?
933
00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,931
- Never better.
- Great.
934
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:58,934
[somber music]
935
00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:05,854
♪
936
00:41:09,379 --> 00:41:11,120
[strumming guitar]
937
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,384
♪ I am just an alien
938
00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:18,563
♪ Who came from up above
939
00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:22,480
♪ I wanted to kill everyone
940
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,135
♪ But then I fell in love
941
00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:28,921
♪ I fell
942
00:41:28,921 --> 00:41:33,752
♪ In love
943
00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:36,319
♪ I fell
944
00:41:36,319 --> 00:41:38,365
♪ In love
945
00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:41,063
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
946
00:41:41,063 --> 00:41:44,545
♪ I fell
947
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:48,636
♪ In love
948
00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:52,553
♪ She is a Blue Avian
949
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:56,601
♪ The feelings are complex
950
00:41:56,601 --> 00:42:00,474
♪ I cannot wait
to see her soon ♪
951
00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:04,347
♪ So we can have
great intercourse ♪
952
00:42:04,347 --> 00:42:07,437
♪ I should have
953
00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:10,919
♪ Said sex
954
00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:14,270
♪ Love has changed
everything ♪
955
00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:17,665
♪ Everything I knew
956
00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:21,103
♪ I knew the world
had many things ♪
957
00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:24,585
♪ But I never knew
the world had you ♪
958
00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:26,848
[suspenseful music]
959
00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:29,459
The Greys know
where your family lives.
960
00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:32,027
You will do what we say,
or we will kill them all.
961
00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:34,726
You understand?
962
00:42:34,726 --> 00:42:36,031
Good.
963
00:42:36,031 --> 00:42:37,598
You work for the Greys now.
964
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:41,733
You are gonna help us
get Harry's alien DNA.
965
00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:44,562
Why?
Why are you doing this?
966
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,520
Because we do what we want.
967
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,261
And once you give me
what I need,
968
00:42:48,261 --> 00:42:49,871
you will leave
the planet without Harry
969
00:42:49,871 --> 00:42:51,830
and you will
never see him again,
970
00:42:51,830 --> 00:42:54,789
or we will kill him too.
971
00:42:54,789 --> 00:42:58,401
♪ I'm in love with Heather
972
00:42:58,401 --> 00:43:02,101
♪ That's all I have to say
973
00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:05,408
♪ Together with Heather
forever and ever ♪
974
00:43:05,408 --> 00:43:08,629
♪ 'Cause love never goes away
975
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:09,804
OK.
976
00:43:09,804 --> 00:43:14,113
♪ Love never goes away
977
00:43:14,113 --> 00:43:16,332
♪
978
00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:21,076
♪ Love never goes away
979
00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:27,300
♪ Love never goes
980
00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:29,607
♪ Away