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‎(克里斯蒂托马斯)

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎剧名：克里斯蒂的大日子

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‎一想到婚礼

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‎你会想到鲜花 香槟和成年人的泪水

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‎因为他们非常开心
‎尽管这种行为完全说不通

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‎但婚礼远不止这些

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‎它更关乎爱情 承诺

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‎关乎将两个人和两个家庭紧紧相连

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‎除非有人反悔 这事儿还挺常见的

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‎我们都是离异子女 克里斯蒂

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‎快说积极的方面吧

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‎她说什么你照做就好

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‎现在就准备好迎接婚后生活了 不错

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‎凯伦阿玛丽丽丝布鲁尔

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‎你愿意嫁给
‎大卫迈克尔托马斯为妻吗？

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‎等等 他中间名叫什么？

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‎迈克尔

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‎大卫迈克尔托马斯

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‎所以相当于起了三个大名

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‎真奇怪 但我愿意

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‎大卫迈克尔托马斯

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‎你愿意娶
‎凯伦阿玛丽丽丝布鲁尔为妻吗？

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‎只要不当真就行

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‎依照康涅狄格州赐予我的权利

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‎我现在宣布你们结为…

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‎克里斯蒂 你能带他们出去玩吗？

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‎我们还没接吻呢

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‎我还没摔杯子呢

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‎宝贝 这不是犹太婚礼

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‎但是摔东西很好玩啊

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‎是好玩 出去玩

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‎室外也是办婚礼的好去处

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‎没错 但布鲁尔家族六代人
‎都是在这里完婚的

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‎所以我才不要破坏传统呢

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‎快去

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‎等等 你头上那是什么？

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‎布鲁尔奶奶从保险库里拿的

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‎没错 是给我的

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‎一样借来的东西

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‎你要是把钻冕上面的钻石弄丢一颗

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‎那你接下来700年的零花钱
‎都要拿去赔了

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‎它上了保险的

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‎你这个年纪带钻冕是不是太老了点？

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‎这话你去跟女王说吧

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‎一定是查理回来了

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‎我哥哥查理一直在存钱买二手车

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‎基本从他会上厕所的时候就开始存了

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‎终于他找到了一辆07年的丰田卡罗拉
‎刚好是他可以承受的价格

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‎这不是那辆车啊

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‎妈妈！

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‎这辆车马力有248呢

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‎四个气缸 闻起来…

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‎就是我希望自己
‎下半生闻起来的味道！

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‎那你应该勤换床单了

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‎得了 在沃森家
‎用不着自己动手换床单

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‎没错

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‎开玩笑呢

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‎这…宝贝 不是二手丰田啊

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‎不是

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‎我补了差价

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‎他那么努力攒钱

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‎还那么期待

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‎艾尔给我打了个大折

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‎我们家过去50年都一直
‎从他们那里买车

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‎你要是能先跟我商量下就好了

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‎我知道 你就把它当作是结婚礼物

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‎我送给孩子们的

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‎送给这一个孩子的

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‎好吧 但是他们可以一起拼车啊

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‎而且我们一家人都可以用

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‎耶耶耶！

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‎好吧

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‎你带你老妈兜个风如何？

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‎没错 来吧 克里斯蒂

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‎快来 我们一起

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‎祖传钻石？豪车？

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‎托马斯一家大步向前了

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‎-全新宝马车？
‎-什么颜色的？

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‎深色？也可能是黑色？不知道
‎有点…

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‎炫酷？时髦？豪华？

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‎招摇

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‎但至少现在查理可以载我
‎去兼职和参加俱乐部会议了

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‎这是我妈让他留下这辆车的条件

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‎没错 共享即共赢

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‎环境感谢你

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‎真不敢相信明天就是她大婚之日了

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‎准备的怎么样了？

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‎高级 高级花 高级帐篷 高级餐点…

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‎他们有个寿司台
‎由厨师来挑选鱼的种类

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‎季节会席料理

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‎我只知道我妈在跟厨师争执
‎要他把所有食物都贴上标签

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‎因为道恩的妈妈好像对黄尾鱼过敏

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‎吃不了 要躲得远远的

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‎去年这个时候

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‎我妈妈还在跟康涅狄格水电公司
‎斤斤计较

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‎想少付点水费和电费

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‎现在查理买了辆宝马

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‎我感觉自己活在另一个次元

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‎这是她的婚礼

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‎让她做一天的公主吧

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‎这是她应得的

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‎我个人是觉得 现在奢侈享受一下

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‎才能迎接接下来
‎在穆斯海德营度过的艰难夏天

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‎天呐 我好激动啊

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‎真不敢相信我不能跟你们一起去

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‎你要去参加艺术夏令营

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‎和特雷弗桑德伯恩一起去耶鲁

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‎你拿到行李清单了吗？

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‎拿到了 就是些美术用品 你呢？

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‎就最基本的 一堆T恤短裤

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‎两个床单 两组毛巾

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‎卫生间用品 香皂 洗发水

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‎女性用品

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‎女性用品？什么鬼？化妆品吗？

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‎他们会叫男孩子带上男性用品吗？

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‎我觉得这个的意思是

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‎卫生巾 卫生棉条什么的

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‎也对哦

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‎我该走了 沃森要带我去取伴娘裙了

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‎什么样的啊？跟我们透露下

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‎黄色的长裙 剪裁简单

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‎看起来有点像…

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‎香蕉

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‎我看起来像根香蕉

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‎好啦 也没那么糟糕嘛

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‎你看？

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‎我觉得你很美啊

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‎全世界怕是只有好奇的乔治猴
‎才觉得我好看吧

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‎然后他就想一口吃了我

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‎剪裁非常合适

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‎像只手套一样

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‎或者香蕉皮

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‎好吧 克里斯蒂

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‎我觉得挺美的

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‎但你要是不想穿
‎我们就再给你买条新的

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‎我们新到了一批王薇薇设计的裙子

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‎还有卡罗琳娜海莱娜的 美死了

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‎淡蓝色的 她穿起来肯定好看

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‎“美死了”哦

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‎没错 托马斯家绝对在大步向前

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‎但还有些东西被我们落在了身后

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‎（永不放弃 相信自己）

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‎嘿 哥们

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‎你怎么还没睡？

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‎我找不到我的睡衣了

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‎你有没有找找最下面那层抽屉？

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‎妈妈应该在里面给你留了点东西

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‎东西都不见了

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‎我们再也不会住回这个房子了

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‎你去找找睡衣好不好？

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‎我一会儿就来哄你睡觉

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‎你会在还没离开一个地方之前
‎就开始思念它吗？

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‎把窗打开

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‎我的手电筒好像已经被装箱了

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‎没事 我爸爸现在
‎允许我九点之后睡觉了

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‎所以我出声应该没什么

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‎我会想念这一切的

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‎住在你隔壁

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‎随时随地就能聊天

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‎我也是

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‎但至少我们现在都有真手机了

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‎多看看消息就好

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‎克里斯蒂 快点 我们要迟到了！

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‎在楼上呢！

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‎-我想我明白你的意思了
‎-会很好看的

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‎好吧

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‎我相信你

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‎嘿 妈妈

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‎宝贝 感觉如何？

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‎挺好的 我想跟你聊聊裙子的事

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‎好看吗？

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‎布鲁尔奶奶貌似很喜欢黄色

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‎一会儿再聊吧

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‎我们要干活儿了

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‎-好吧
‎-好

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‎我一会儿去找你 好吧 但…

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‎好了 道恩 开始吧

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‎我穿过这条裙子
‎参加了你表妹娜塔莉的成年礼

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‎第二天晚上你爸爸就跟我提出离婚了

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‎-触霉头吗？
‎-也许吧

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‎好吧 我穿过这条

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‎参加了斯特凡诺和帕特里克的
‎承诺仪式

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‎在那之前 我刚刚发现自己怀孕了

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‎太露了？

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‎对 你再没别的裙子了么？

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‎当当当

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‎你更喜欢哪一件？

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‎我套不进舞会穿过的裙子了

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‎我忘记喂乌龟了！

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‎我们要迟到了

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‎这件衬衫

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‎是不是闻起来一股肉味？

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‎你看起来好像灰姑娘

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‎我感觉自己也像灰姑娘

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‎我人生第一次 可能也是最后一次

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‎有点理解为什么克劳迪娅和史黛西
‎对衣服那么着迷了

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‎进展如何了？我能看看吗？

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‎你觉得好看吗？

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‎好美啊

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‎那条黄裙子呢？

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‎看起来像根香蕉

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‎沃森说我可以换条新的

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‎你喜欢吗？

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‎我觉得很好看 但是…

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‎另一条裙子的钱退了吗？

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‎那条裙子已经按照我身材改过了

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‎但沃森说不用担心

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00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:04,812
‎这条裙子多少钱？

210
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,022
‎800美金

211
00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:07,607
‎我看到价钱了

212
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:08,816
‎克里斯蒂！

213
00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,735
‎这也太过分了！

214
00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:13,112
‎你什么时候开始在意这些东西了？

215
00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:16,115
‎从我不想当着那么多人的面
‎穿着我不喜欢的裙子

216
00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,283
‎走红毯开始

217
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,535
‎沃森说我想要什么都行

218
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,871
‎你俩应该先给我打电话商量一下

219
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,207
‎我可没教你买东西之前不看价钱啊

220
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,501
‎他给查理买了辆车

221
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,879
‎你这场婚礼花出去那么多钱

222
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:33,591
‎而我不过是买了条
‎穿在我身上还不错的裙子

223
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,593
‎结果我还成了娇生惯养的小混蛋了？

224
00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,053
‎-我没这么说
‎-知道吗

225
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,555
‎我一开始就不想让你结婚

226
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,475
‎也许我就不该加入
‎你这个高级的新家庭

227
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:45,227
‎宝贝 该穿礼服了

228
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,779
‎我知道我有点过分了

229
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,573
‎但我的潜意识就是不让我住口

230
00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,367
‎潜意识里愤怒的那一面

231
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,744
‎现在我知道一切都太迟了

232
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,259
‎她还没来

233
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,595
‎他们总是迟到

234
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,347
‎那乌龟太过分了

235
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:23,808
‎什么乌龟？

236
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,352
‎我要去喝一杯 你想喝吗？

237
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,355
‎当然不想

238
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:33,567
‎我看到玛丽安了

239
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,319
‎-嘿
‎-嗨！

240
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,490
‎你先吧

241
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,833
‎我不知道这个该放哪儿

242
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:50,793
‎好吧

243
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,211
‎-嗨 斯皮尔先生
‎-嗨

244
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:53,462
‎大家好

245
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:10,813
‎过来

246
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:12,857
‎你真好看

247
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,365
‎干得漂亮 小家伙

248
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,729
‎干得好

249
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,107
‎-天呐 真抱歉
‎-不好意思

250
00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:58,235
‎-嗨 你还好吗？我们迟到了
‎-不好意思

251
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,364
‎怎么了？我知道她会来的

252
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,376
‎她好美啊

253
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,544
‎好幸福

254
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,506
‎但她都没看我一眼

255
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,474
‎大家请坐

256
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,478
‎凯伦？

257
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,146
‎没事

258
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,982
‎这个小姑娘觉得我是巫婆

259
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,068
‎所以在各位来宾的见证下

260
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,736
‎我想告诉大家

261
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,695
‎她说得没错

262
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,949
‎我的确是女巫

263
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:48,160
‎历史上女巫这个词 通常用来形容

264
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,453
‎那些以女性为主

265
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:53,207
‎拒绝服从社会常规的人

266
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,543
‎我们今天在座很多都是女巫

267
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,710
‎对吧？

268
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,878
‎绝对是

269
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,966
‎不管孩子跟你说什么 你相信就对了

270
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,134
‎现在 我们开始典礼吧

271
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,220
‎我们今日欢聚于此…

272
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:09,223
‎我知道很多父母
‎在看到子女结婚时都很感伤

273
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:12,226
‎让他们觉得长江后浪推前浪

274
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,771
‎但突然之间 我开始回忆过去

275
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,357
‎回想我妈妈曾经多么孤独

276
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:21,569
‎在看到其他孩子的父母时多么落寞

277
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,322
‎在告诉我们父亲离开时脸上的表情

278
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,868
‎突然之间 我就哭花了脸

279
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,078
‎我现在宣布

280
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,955
‎你们结为夫妇

281
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,082
‎我做到了！

282
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,584
‎我把玻璃杯打破了！

283
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,697
‎克里斯蒂 你好美啊！

284
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,032
‎那条裙子！

285
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,034
‎-转过来
‎-你太美了

286
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:11,827
‎感觉如何？

287
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,289
‎挺好

288
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,417
‎你们看到我妈妈了吗？

289
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,002
‎她应该还在拍照吧

290
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,879
‎各位 快看

291
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,047
‎天呐

292
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,549
‎你觉得他今晚会求婚吗？

293
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,886
‎他刚刚喝了三分之一杯的香槟

294
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:30,721
‎所以一切皆有可能

295
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,848
‎现在

296
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,267
‎欢迎我们幸福的新婚夫妇

297
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,729
‎沃森和伊丽莎白布鲁尔！

298
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,200
‎他们真的很相爱啊

299
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:53,744
‎是啊

300
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:55,663
‎很相爱

301
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,540
‎真希望特雷弗也在

302
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,459
‎我想托比了

303
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,669
‎他应该很会跳舞吧

304
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,754
‎史黛西 想跳舞吗？

305
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,547
‎好啊

306
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,341
‎那托比呢？

307
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,801
‎别幼稚了

308
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,681
‎不不 往这边转

309
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,604
‎我一直都想跟我妈妈独处几分钟

310
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,733
‎我想告诉她 我为她感到开心

311
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,155
‎告诉她我很抱歉

312
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,033
‎但就是找不到时机

313
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,910
‎可能再也没有机会了吧

314
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,329
‎可能她已经忘记了我
‎开始人生新篇章了

315
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,583
‎我拿了蛋糕

316
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,378
‎能多益夹心？不许抱怨

317
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:45,838
‎谢谢…

318
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,090
‎谢谢 我的克劳迪娅

319
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,508
‎你感觉如何？

320
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,760
‎累吗？还是…

321
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,804
‎-你要是想回家 我们就走
‎-不想

322
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,639
‎我没事

323
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,350
‎这很重要

324
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,519
‎出席这里

325
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,187
‎我爱的人

326
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,981
‎这最重要了

327
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,904
‎天呐 这个香草蛋奶…

328
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,032
‎我都不在乎是不是素食了

329
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,285
‎我一直在检查我的血糖
‎因为我要大开吃戒啦！

330
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,706
‎我现在实在是太开心了

331
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,168
‎你还好吗？

332
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,545
‎没事！没事！

333
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,673
‎找到你妈了吗？

334
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,386
‎你们肯定能说上话的

335
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,388
‎她哪儿也不会去

336
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:38,807
‎是吗？

337
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,229
‎在舞池里大展英姿之前
‎先来饱餐一顿吧！

338
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,649
‎妈妈 不！

339
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,943
‎不不不 那里面有坚果…那是能多益！

340
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,362
‎榛子！

341
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,656
‎怎么了？

342
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,200
‎她坚果过敏

343
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,202
‎腰果 榛子 各种坚果

344
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,079
‎她因为鱼的事把我妈都逼疯了

345
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,414
‎但却忘记提自己对坚果过敏了？

346
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,333
‎这是最常见的过敏原了吧

347
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,960
‎-车里有肾上腺素笔
‎-没事 道恩 我来吧

348
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,462
‎-可以吗？
‎-你留下吧 好好玩

349
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:09,797
‎我会好好照顾你妈妈的

350
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,634
‎里奇 我会一直看着你
‎直到我的左眼肿得睁也睁不开

351
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,302
‎-好了 真浪漫 但…
‎-我爱你 甜心

352
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,720
‎但现在不是说这个的时候

353
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,306
‎我不用操心了

354
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,102
‎我没有说出口
‎但我的感受也大同小异

355
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,522
‎然后我感觉到了一丝异样

356
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,690
‎你去哪儿？

357
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:29,983
‎克里斯蒂…

358
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,990
‎就这样 在这最糟糕的时机

359
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,743
‎感觉没有什么不同

360
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:40,911
‎但接着…

361
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,746
‎克里斯蒂 你还好吗？

362
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:43,664
‎我没事

363
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,166
‎我想这也是我的大日子吧

364
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,085
‎她这话是什么意思啊？

365
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,338
‎她来月经了

366
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:55,801
‎这很正常

367
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:05,269
‎把贴纸撕下来 两翼反折到内裤下面

368
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,153
‎哦 真好

369
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,445
‎你们都在

370
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,197
‎我们怎么能缺席呢？

371
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,367
‎我们是朋友 这是个很重要的时刻

372
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,869
‎我们都经历过

373
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,871
‎现在你也能理解我们了

374
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,540
‎还能带自己的女性用品参加夏令营了

375
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,457
‎耶

376
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,834
‎你感觉怎么样？

377
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,252
‎想吃更多蛋糕了

378
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,379
‎正常

379
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:35,549
‎难以置信

380
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,884
‎我妈妈要离开了

381
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,052
‎等她回来之后就会变成另一个人了

382
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,389
‎不仅仅是母亲 更是妻子
‎是布鲁尔家的一份子

383
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,351
‎你去哪儿了？妈妈一直在找你

384
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,734
‎而我还没来得及说再见

385
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,283
‎克里斯蒂！

386
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,201
‎妈妈！

387
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,955
‎我今晚一直都想找你说话

388
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,583
‎我也是 但你一直跟你朋友在一起

389
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,627
‎而且事情太多了

390
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,631
‎然后司机在等我们 他按小时计费

391
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,341
‎你现在居然在担心这个吗？

392
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,300
‎是啊

393
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:22,971
‎妈妈 对不起

394
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,514
‎宝贝 我很抱歉

395
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,391
‎我也不熟悉这一切

396
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,602
‎我也在努力适应这一切

397
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:33,815
‎我们要做太多改变 才能适应这一切

398
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,026
‎我不擅长改变

399
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,486
‎我还以为就我这样呢

400
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,238
‎那你以为你从哪儿遗传到的？

401
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,492
‎我之前说的那些话现在还算数

402
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:48,288
‎你必须独立自强 自力更生 好吗？

403
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:52,793
‎你是个勇敢的小姑娘 克里斯蒂

404
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,711
‎我的确有时候

405
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,590
‎在你身上寄托的希望
‎超过了对你的兄弟们

406
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,342
‎因为你是我最喜欢的孩子

407
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,010
‎但你要再提起这话来 我会否认

408
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,431
‎我很高兴 你找到了沃森

409
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:08,600
‎是吗？

410
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:09,768
‎当然了

411
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:11,895
‎我也是

412
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:16,566
‎但你是我的全部

413
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,986
‎千万别忘了 好吗？

414
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:19,903
‎好

415
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,488
‎我爱你 宝贝

416
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:24,825
‎我来月经了

417
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,369
‎什么？什么时候？

418
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,705
‎就刚刚 别担心 我没蹭到裙子上

419
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,165
‎宝贝 别担心裙子了 你还好吗？

420
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,417
‎知道该怎么处理吗？

421
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,294
‎我们帮了她

422
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,378
‎当然了

423
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,171
‎你们总是会帮忙

424
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,216
‎你该走了 别误机了

425
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,135
‎我们早上才走 今晚住酒店

426
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,971
‎的确有点虎头蛇尾的 但我太累了

427
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,599
‎我好爱你 妈妈

428
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,519
‎我也爱你 宝贝

429
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,354
‎特别特别爱你

430
00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,359
‎宝贝！

431
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,153
‎-我会想你的
‎-我也是

432
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,363
‎-我爱你 再见
‎-拜拜

433
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,243
‎拜拜！

434
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,828
‎好了

435
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,165
‎她没几天就会回来了

436
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:17,294
‎然后我们要一起
‎去参加穆斯海德营了！

437
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:18,795
‎“我们”？

438
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,756
‎艺术夏令营明年也会办

439
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:24,801
‎但我又能跟我最好的朋友们
‎一起度过几个夏天呢？

440
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,388
‎-再见 各位！
‎-再见！

441
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,599
‎玩得开心 但别得意忘形了！

442
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:36,813
‎我创办保姆俱乐部的初衷是照顾孩子

443
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:40,692
‎但我却没意识到
‎这个俱乐部的人也在照顾我

444
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,403
‎因为这不仅仅是俱乐部那么简单

445
00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:45,238
‎我们是最好的朋友

446
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,575
‎只剩一件事要做了

447
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,591
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