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‎（史黛西麥吉爾）

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎劇名：史黛西愛昏頭

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‎那是春假第一週

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‎瑪麗安和我將離開石溪

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‎去接我們第一份城外的保姆工作

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‎就在海城！

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‎一整週、八個派克家孩子、兩個保姆

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‎我不敢相信妳們倆要去

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‎我不敢相信妳父親會讓妳去

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‎對，理查反應如何？

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‎還好

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‎算還好吧

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‎他只讓我買一件式泳裝

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‎讓他再度覺得有點控制感

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‎我們晚上有空再去買比基尼

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‎-這樣我們就有機會在一起
‎-真的嗎？

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‎好

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‎我好嫉妒喔

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‎妳們可以風光出差

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‎我們得待在無聊的弗蒙特

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‎妳會跟美美在一起

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‎她也會無聊的

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‎說到無聊，這整個婚禮的事

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‎把我媽變成了有史以來最無趣的人

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‎“香檳該用長杯還是圓杯？
‎玫瑰還是蘭花？”

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‎像在跟1950年代的

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‎《新娘》雜誌說話

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‎起碼她沒忙著在交往軟體上找對象

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‎雪倫對誰都往右滑

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‎所以我才不能不管她

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‎我爸爸會在家，是適合進攻的對象

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‎別再說了

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‎遊戲即將開始

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‎《天生一對》計畫

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‎正式開始

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‎瑪麗安和潼恩希望

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‎她們父母會自己復合

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‎但等待幾個月後
‎她們決定主動採取行動

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‎好，在開始這堆事之前

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‎我們先定幾個基本規則

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‎保姆俱樂部行為守則

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‎哎呀呀

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‎保姆時間內不准傳簡訊

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‎我們不能分心

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‎而且要很勤於塗抹防曬

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‎最重要的是…

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‎別擔心，我要是想游泳
‎可以解開胰島素幫浦長達一個鐘頭

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‎不，我是說，很好

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‎但最重要的是

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‎我會想念妳們的

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‎克莉絲緹，妳要害我哭了

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‎各位

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‎各位，拜託，我們只去一週

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‎好啦

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‎當保姆一整週

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‎跟八個沒規矩的孩子同車感覺一樣久

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‎但在三次嘔吐事件

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‎和六億五千萬次問“到了沒”後

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‎瑪麗安、派克一家和我終於到了海城

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‎派克一家，唱名！

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‎-麥勒莉！
‎-喬登

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‎亞當

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‎拜倫

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‎尼基、瑪戈、和克萊兒

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‎爹地，我不是克萊兒，我是費多

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‎凡妮莎，快點，我們走

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‎我黑暗的靈魂破碎又痛苦

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‎我希望海灘只有雨水跳舞

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‎她現在這階段很詩意

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‎不，才沒有！

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‎真討厭

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‎但我們鼓勵孩子們探索他們的興趣

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‎同時間在石溪

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‎潼恩執行了多步計畫的第一部分

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‎還沒有謀殺案

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‎雪倫，真是驚喜

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‎理查

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‎喂，親愛的

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‎我打來看你要不要過來用晚餐

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‎也許我們能分著喝葡萄酒？

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‎好啦

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‎加冰塊？

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‎沒人喝葡萄酒加冰塊的

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‎潼恩，把妳母親的手機還她

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‎理查，拜託

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‎給愛情一個機會

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‎記得你以前是她的小烏龜嗎？

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‎妳說什麼…

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‎妳為什麼…她說什麼…

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‎不，我找到她畢業紀念冊然後開始讀

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‎-不要
‎-她好愛你喔

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‎-好
‎-她現在好寂寞

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‎我要掛電話了

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‎不要，不…

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‎喔，不

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‎歡迎來到黃色房間

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‎這大概是我最愛的臥室

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‎聽得到海的聲音

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‎真浪漫

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‎需要什麼的話
‎我就在隔壁的粉紅房間

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‎麥勒莉，妳何不幫妹妹們換衣服

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‎然後我們就去海灘？

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‎我這就去

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‎天哪

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‎妳能相信他們付錢
‎讓我們待在這裡嗎？

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‎不相信

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‎這會是我們這輩子最棒的旅行

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‎至少是我這輩子

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‎妳大概去過幾百萬個奢華的地方

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‎都不是跟好朋友去的

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‎好，狄耶卓說我們週六晚上放假

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‎我們得去買比基尼
‎還有日落時坐摩天輪

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‎我們得買那種老式的噴彩T恤

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‎百分之百

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‎瑪麗安和我正式
‎愛上海城和我們的新房間了

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‎但是克莉絲緹…

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‎怎樣？妳認為呢？

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‎克莉絲緹則對她的新房間
‎有點適應不良

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‎這房間…

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‎真大

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‎很大，好

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‎很大

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‎克莉絲緹，妳母親和我

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‎週六要去婚宴試菜

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‎妳可以替我們…替我
‎照顧凱倫和安德魯嗎？

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‎替我們照顧

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‎好啊

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‎太好了！非常感謝，那麼…

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‎非常感謝

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‎好，我就讓妳享受這個空間

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‎感覺看看

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‎這都是妳的了

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‎再見

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‎我要往那裡走

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‎我們在海城第一天

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‎瑪麗安和我是完美隊伍

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‎派克夫妻11年來第一次睡到飽時

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‎我們則完全清醒

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‎史黛西，過來看這個！

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‎什麼？

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‎我們要挖洞到中國

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‎我能幫你們嗎？

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‎不要，滾開，嘔吐鬼

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‎亞當，請對尼基好一點

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‎我們不用聽妳的話
‎妳又不是我們媽媽

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‎別這樣跟史黛西說話！

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‎派克一家失控了

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‎好，好一點讓尼基玩，好嗎？

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‎突然間…

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‎我也失控了

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‎瑪麗安，我剛看到我丈夫了

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‎我以為我地毯才是妳丈夫

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‎而且，我們也在工作

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‎我們眼睛互看後，時間就停止了

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‎妳看看他！

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‎3點鐘方向的救生員

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‎你好嗎，老兄？

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‎史黛西，那男人對妳來說太老了

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‎他起碼有17歲了

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‎我得引他注意

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‎我看起來怎樣？

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‎妳看起來聽起來都瘋了

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‎吸引他注意？

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‎妳要怎麼做，假裝溺水？

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‎妳認為這樣有用嗎？

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‎我要去跟他聊天

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‎-然後就進了
‎-對

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‎嘿，我是史黛西

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‎史黛西麥吉爾

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‎我之前在曼哈頓，現在在石溪

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‎康乃狄克

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‎我也在海灘上工作

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‎你要是需要幫忙，請告訴咱家

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‎“告訴咱家”？

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‎也許我該假裝溺死才對

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‎好，酷

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‎我叫史考特

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‎唷，史考特

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‎我們汽水喝光了

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‎-想去店裡買嗎？
‎-好

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‎我要走了，回頭見？

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‎好，當然了

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‎你掉了這個

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‎留著吧

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‎我給妳的禮物，小可愛

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‎“小可愛”

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‎小名加一份浪漫禮物

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‎這只是開始

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‎我給你帶了點汽水

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‎不會吧，謝了，小妞

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‎唷，老兄，可以給我一罐嗎？

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‎起碼我們算在餵海鷗，對吧？

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‎別對我丟東西！

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‎各位！

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‎在我愛昏頭的腦袋深處

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‎我知道讓瑪麗安做所有工作是錯的

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‎但這是命運

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‎命運不等保姆的

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‎你在想什麼？

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‎想我待會要在漢堡園吃多少漢堡

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‎天哪

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‎等等，你待會要去漢堡園？

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‎真誇張！你猜我等會要去哪裡？

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‎漢堡園！

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‎好樣的，那裡見了

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‎喬登！亞當！尼基！

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‎拜託！

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‎天哪

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‎妳要我們把妳挖出來
‎還是妳在拍IG？

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‎請把我挖出來

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‎你們也看得到，我太深入了

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‎因為我所謂的好朋友兼保姆搭檔

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‎讓我在這裡被海鷗吞食

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‎她則想跟老到誇張的救生員結婚

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00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,877
‎抱歉，嗨

217
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,379
‎-我叫瑪麗安
‎-嗨

218
00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:50,715
‎我叫艾力克斯，不用道歉

219
00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,550
‎我是當地人，告訴妳

220
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:55,344
‎我過去幾年來在這座海灘挖過很多人

221
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,978
‎我要怎麼報償你們？

222
00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,771
‎冰淇淋？手繪紋身？

223
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,732
‎快死的寵物螃蟹？

224
00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,609
‎妳真好笑

225
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,986
‎跟我不太熟的人都這樣說

226
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,821
‎這是我表弟托比

227
00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:15,531
‎他從加拿大來玩

228
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,199
‎-嗨
‎-晚點想跟我們聚聚嗎？

229
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,535
‎不行

230
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,705
‎我的保姆搭檔和我要一起出遊

231
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,498
‎只看她有沒有時間

232
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:29,629
‎她看起來很忙

233
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,131
‎來，我給妳我的號碼

234
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,799
‎妳要是改變心意，就傳簡訊

235
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,095
‎史考特說他晚點要去漢堡園吃漢堡

236
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,722
‎所以提高警戒

237
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,307
‎買比基尼就算了

238
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,476
‎我們大概該別買比基尼了

239
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,977
‎反正也很冷

240
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,229
‎沒得在陽光下享受了

241
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,608
‎我要邀我新朋友艾力克斯
‎和他表弟跟我們去

242
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,151
‎妳認為史考特會喜歡他們嗎？

243
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,319
‎史黛西

244
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:57,490
‎妳幹嘛對這個普通的男生忙得團團轉

245
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:58,741
‎你對他根本不熟

246
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,203
‎我很抱歉這樣說，瑪麗安

247
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:03,537
‎-但妳沒有…
‎-什麼？

248
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,997
‎跟妳一樣成熟？

249
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,334
‎至少我夠成熟做我被僱來做的工作

250
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,294
‎我知道瑪麗安說得沒錯

251
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:12,421
‎我沒有當好保姆

252
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,090
‎也沒當好朋友

253
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,300
‎但史考特很值得

254
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:17,843
‎對吧？

255
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:22,640
‎洗車！爹地的車要被洗了！

256
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:25,059
‎瓦特森和莉茲在婚宴試菜

257
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:28,270
‎克莉絲緹又想到所謂的好點子了

258
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,856
‎邊讓孩子忙，邊做完家事

259
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,899
‎哪會有問題？

260
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,026
‎你們有那種大海綿嗎？

261
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:34,944
‎在車庫裡

262
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:38,072
‎記得別進藍色門的小房間

263
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:43,869
‎那是我爸爸藏所有秘密的地方

264
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,022
‎嘿，安德魯！

265
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,110
‎安德魯，小弟！

266
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,702
‎不

267
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,415
‎不不不，那是鋼絲絨！

268
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,083
‎你們會刮花車漆的！

269
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,127
‎不！

270
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,504
‎不！

271
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,966
‎你們有聽過很餓的時鐘嗎？

272
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:39,884
‎沒有

273
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,927
‎時鐘會倒退幾秒回去拿第二份

274
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,680
‎聽得懂嗎，史黛西？

275
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,515
‎時間是用秒算的，而且…

276
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,350
‎算了

277
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,604
‎妳在找誰嗎，史黛西？

278
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,564
‎抱歉，你說什麼？

279
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,816
‎她在找一個帥哥

280
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,360
‎又高又褐皮膚又狂消滅漢堡

281
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,613
‎我就是個狂消滅漢堡的帥哥

282
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,039
‎好，我們何不把車換到空檔

283
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,540
‎然後推車路上

284
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,793
‎希望有人撞車，等瓦特森回家

285
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:17,546
‎我們就說有人想偷車
‎但他們撞了車逃跑了

286
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,716
‎或妳可以把車推進車庫

287
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,386
‎反正爹地幾乎不開這輛車了

288
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,305
‎這輛車很老了

289
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,475
‎而且只有不到一百輛

290
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,151
‎天哪，他來了，我要怎麼辦？

291
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,319
‎給他禮物

292
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,779
‎好點子

293
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,155
‎畢竟他給了我禮物

294
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,074
‎什麼？不，史黛西，我開玩笑的

295
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,952
‎他不小心給了妳一只哨子

296
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,662
‎你是男生，跟我來

297
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,622
‎看到我得對付的情況了嗎？

298
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,249
‎我能體會

299
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,917
‎我在劇場營喜歡上這男的

300
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,963
‎我在音樂劇《異想天開》
‎被選上演他爸爸後，狀況開始加劇

301
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,422
‎妳呢？

302
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:01,882
‎我嗎？

303
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,551
‎妳喜歡過人嗎？

304
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,012
‎有一個男生

305
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,472
‎他叫羅根

306
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,057
‎我不會說是喜歡

307
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,477
‎但我每次看到他，我腿就變果凍

308
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,896
‎但我們幾乎沒說過話

309
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,273
‎瑪麗安

310
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:18,816
‎跟他說話

311
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,568
‎不然妳就會這輩子

312
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,237
‎納悶他看到妳時，腿有沒有也變果凍

313
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,950
‎好，你身為男生會喜歡這種東西嗎？

314
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,118
‎要看情況

315
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,871
‎這個男生喜歡軟體動物嗎？

316
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,163
‎算了

317
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,749
‎不，我想說的是

318
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,712
‎如果是特別的人送的，什麼都算特別

319
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,341
‎天哪，他在那裡

320
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,562
‎嘿，小可愛

321
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,898
‎巧克力怎麼回事？妳賣巧克力？

322
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,065
‎寶貝

323
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,775
‎巧克力好像是給你的

324
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,486
‎另一個在海灘上愛上你的小女生

325
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,448
‎不，我…

326
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:08,365
‎這是…

327
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,533
‎我的

328
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,828
‎感謝妳替我拿著，親愛的女朋友

329
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,880
‎抱歉，我要走了

330
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,093
‎有個聰明的詩人說過

331
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,596
‎我黑暗的靈魂破碎又痛苦

332
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,974
‎我希望海灘只有雨水跳舞

333
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:34,934
‎妳會沒事嗎？

334
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,519
‎我害了自己出糗

335
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,855
‎妳說過我會害自己出糗了

336
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,693
‎嘿，拜倫，我需要一點空間，兄弟

337
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,863
‎我們該告訴她你說的話嗎，兄弟？

338
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,531
‎-不准！
‎-告訴我什麼？

339
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,576
‎-拜倫他徹底的…
‎-閉嘴！

340
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,536
‎好，大家出去

341
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:57,665
‎拜倫，過來

342
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,543
‎你知道自己不該推哥哥的，對吧？

343
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,587
‎喬登很討厭

344
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,297
‎但他說得對

345
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,174
‎我愛妳

346
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,427
‎拜倫，我對你來說太老了

347
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,348
‎但這不代表我不認為你很棒

348
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,100
‎我把你當朋友

349
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,728
‎這樣我可以接受

350
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:22,982
‎抱抱？

351
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,609
‎我一邊修補拜倫破碎的心

352
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,444
‎我也開始覺得自己的心修補好了

353
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:28,737
‎多少錢？

354
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,905
‎但在石溪…

355
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,490
‎光漆輪艙就這麼多？

356
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,829
‎不，我需要偷偷在客戶家漆好

357
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,580
‎因為我不會開車

358
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,750
‎…有東西貴到不能修補

359
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,920
‎等等，我接到封鎖號碼的來電

360
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,007
‎喂，我是保姆俱樂部部長
‎克莉絲緹湯瑪斯

361
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,675
‎喂，克莉絲緹

362
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,386
‎妳好像都不接我的電話

363
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,303
‎什麼？

364
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:54,513
‎怎麼可能？

365
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,391
‎我接到太多自動語音電話了

366
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,976
‎好，我要走了，再見

367
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:02,604
‎對，關於我車的事
‎妳有什麼要告訴我的嗎？

368
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,528
‎我把車推進車庫了

369
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:10,988
‎看起來好像會下雨，不客氣

370
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,782
‎車後面的刮傷呢？

371
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,201
‎凱倫說你會藏秘密

372
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,745
‎所以我進了藍色門的房間

373
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,831
‎然後我被困在那裡面
‎他們就用鋼絲絨刮了你的車

374
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,792
‎你會殺死我的
‎這就會是你的隱藏秘密

375
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,502
‎我真的很抱歉

376
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,505
‎聽著，我懂，凱倫很難搞

377
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,840
‎但聽我說

378
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,800
‎我沒有什麼隱藏的秘密

379
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,302
‎好嗎？我很正常

380
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:34,636
‎我保證

381
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:35,971
‎收到

382
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:41,185
‎我們這次要跟我媽老實說，還是…

383
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,227
‎天哪，不

384
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:43,729
‎不可能

385
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,689
‎謝謝

386
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,107
‎不客氣

387
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:48,859
‎還有…

388
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,486
‎我真的很喜歡我的新房間

389
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,445
‎真的嗎？

390
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:53,822
‎嗯，好…

391
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,121
‎一、二、三，快跑！

392
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,039
‎我當鬼！

393
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:05,459
‎我們在海城最後一天
‎我終於讓自己好好地玩了

394
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,713
‎我不在乎我看起來怎樣
‎或有沒有男生知道我是誰

395
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:10,881
‎我知道我自己是誰

396
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,263
‎瑪麗安，我馬上回來

397
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:24,978
‎嘿，小可愛

398
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,231
‎我是來還你東西的

399
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,482
‎你找到我拖鞋了嗎？

400
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,697
‎關於愛情…

401
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,493
‎事實上，我對愛情並不瞭解

402
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,543
‎但我知道，值得妳愛的人…

403
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:48,752
‎看哪！

404
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,004
‎…就是永遠愛妳的人

405
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,507
‎“抱歉我縮回我的殼了”

406
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:54,716
‎是理查嗎？

407
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,096
‎不知道烏龜吃什麼

408
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,806
‎我們要找出來囉

409
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,645
‎值得妳愛的人

410
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,857
‎是能跟你同甘共苦的人

411
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,280
‎瑪麗安，我該正式向妳道歉

412
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,365
‎我害妳自己一個人

413
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,200
‎很多方面都是

414
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,411
‎我真的很抱歉

415
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,621
‎妳知道什麼很好笑嗎？

416
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,082
‎我總以為妳很酷

417
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,501
‎我這趟旅程很害怕

418
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,213
‎怕妳會以為我是
‎情緒化又反應過度的呆子

419
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:38,635
‎但我發現我們倆都是呆子

420
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,473
‎我給我們買了個小東西

421
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,768
‎史黛西麥吉爾，不會吧！

422
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,396
‎天哪！

423
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,358
‎我好喜歡喔，妳上哪找時間買的？

424
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,318
‎這是秘密

425
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,406
‎我的Airbnb評價要降低了

426
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,033
‎海灘真開心

427
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,160
‎祈禱旅程樂趣不會停

428
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,495
‎嘿，拜倫

429
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,247
‎你想跟之前一樣坐我旁邊嗎？

430
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,083
‎我認為…我需要一點空間

431
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:15,380
‎史黛西？

432
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,896
‎我裡面寫了東西

433
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,064
‎（貝殼）

434
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,567
‎“給很特別的軟體動物史黛西”

435
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:36,985
‎這是真的

436
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,947
‎我是說妳很特別
‎不是說妳是軟體動物

437
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,080
‎再見，托比

438
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:56,880
‎說啊

439
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,090
‎我剛初吻了！

440
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,050
‎什麼？天哪！

441
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,843
‎不知道我們會怎麼樣

442
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,179
‎也許他假日能來石溪造訪

443
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,057
‎也許他可以拿雙重國籍

444
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,433
‎我已經開始想念他了

445
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,726
‎天哪

446
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,757
‎字幕翻譯：陳婷君