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‎（史黛西麦吉尔）

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎剧名：重色轻责的史黛西

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‎春假的第一周

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‎玛丽安和我要离开斯托尼布鲁克

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‎去海城完成我们的第一次…

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‎出城保姆工作

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‎我们两个保姆和派克一家的八个孩子
‎一起玩一周

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‎我不敢相信你们居然要去

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‎我不敢相信你爸居然允许你去了

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‎对啊 理查德对此作何反应？

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‎还可以...

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‎还在考虑

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‎他确实只让我穿连体泳衣

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‎这让他感觉他又一次对我实施了控制

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‎我们等晚上休息的时候去买比基尼

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‎-这将会是我们培养感情的机会
‎-是吗？

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‎当然

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‎我好羡慕

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‎你们能有机会去这样美妙的公务旅行

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‎而我只能待在佛蒙特州和无聊作伴

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‎你有美美陪你啊

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‎她也会感到无聊的

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‎说到无聊 这档子婚礼的事情

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‎已经把我妈变成了史上最俗气的人

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‎“香槟杯选碟形还是笛型？”
‎“要玫瑰还是兰花？”

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‎和她说话就像一本1950年代发行的

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‎《新娘》杂志一样无聊

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‎至少她没有沉迷于
‎在约会软件上寻找约会对象

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‎莎朗对软件上所有的男人都感兴趣

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‎所以我根本不放心让她独处

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‎好吧 我爸则会脆弱地待在家里...

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‎好了 别说了

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‎好戏开始了

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‎让父母复合的计划

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‎现在正式开始

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‎玛丽安和道恩希望

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‎她们能靠自己的力量让父母重归于好

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‎在等待了数月之后
‎她们决定采取一些更积极的措施

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‎好吧 在我们开始计划之前

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‎先定下一些基本规则

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‎保姆俱乐部的行为准则

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‎我的老天

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‎别在工作的时候发短信聊天

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‎我们不能在工作时分心

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‎并且要谨慎使用防晒霜

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‎最重要的是...

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‎别担心 我可以在想去游泳的时候
‎把胰岛素泵卸下来一小时

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‎不 我是说 那很好

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‎但最重要的是...

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‎我会想念你们的

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‎克里斯蒂 你要把我弄哭了

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‎姐妹们

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‎姐妹们 拜托 我们就离开一个礼拜

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‎好吧

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‎而这取决于要和一群

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‎没有什么规矩的八个小孩
‎共处一车多长时间

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‎终于 在经历了三次晕车呕吐的事故

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‎以及无数次“到了没有”的疑问过后

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‎玛丽安 派克一家和我终于到了海城

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‎派克一家 来报数！

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‎-马洛里！
‎-乔丹

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‎亚当

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‎拜伦

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‎尼基 玛戈和克莱尔

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‎爸爸 我不是克莱尔 我是费多

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‎瓦妮莎 快点 我们要出发了

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‎我黑暗的灵魂破碎且痛苦

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‎我希望在海滩除了暴雨一无所获

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‎她正在经历沉迷于诗歌的阶段

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‎我才没有！

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‎这真的很令人烦躁

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‎但我们鼓励孩子
‎去追随自己的天赐之福

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‎与此同时 在斯托尼布鲁克

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‎道恩正在着手实施众多计划的第一步

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‎还是没有谋杀案

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‎莎朗 真是意外的惊喜呀

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‎里奇

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‎你好啊 亲爱的

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‎我打电话是想叫你来一起吃晚餐

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‎也许我们能一起喝点小酒

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‎好吧

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‎加冰的那种？

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‎没人会往红酒里加冰

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‎道恩 把你妈的手机还回去

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‎理查德 拜托了

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‎给爱一个机会

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‎还记得你曾是她的一只小乌龟吗？

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‎你说什么...

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‎你为什么...她告诉你了...

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‎不 我是在她的毕业纪念册上找到的

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‎-别这样
‎-她当时深爱着你

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‎-好吧
‎-现在她却如此的寂寞

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‎我要挂电话了

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‎别 别挂电话

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‎哦 不要啊

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‎欢迎来到黄色房间

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‎这大概是我最喜欢的卧室

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‎你能听见浪花声

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‎非常浪漫

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‎我就在隔壁的粉色房间
‎有事可以来找我

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‎马洛里 不如你去帮妹妹们换衣服吧

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‎然后我们就去海滩玩 如何？

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‎这就去

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‎哦 我的老天

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‎你能相信他们居然付钱
‎让我们待在这里吗？

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‎不能

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‎这将是我们人生中最棒的一次旅行

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‎好吧 至少是我人生中最棒的

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‎你大概去过无数多这样美丽的地方

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‎但之前都没和你一起去呀

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‎迪德利说我们周六晚上可以休假

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‎所以我们一定要去买比基尼
‎并在日落时坐上摩天轮

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‎而且我们一定要去买
‎那些老式喷绘T恤

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‎当然啦

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‎玛丽安和我正式
‎迷上了海城和我们的新房间

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‎但克里斯蒂...

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‎如何？你觉得怎么样？

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‎克里斯蒂正艰难地适应着她的新房间

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‎这里...

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‎很大

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‎很大 是的

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‎很宽敞

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‎克里斯蒂 你妈妈和我

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‎在周六要去试吃婚礼的菜单

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‎你能到时帮我们...我是说
‎帮我照看一下凯伦和安德鲁吗？

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‎不对 就是帮我们

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‎好吧

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‎太好了！谢谢你

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‎太感谢你了

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‎好吧 我让你自己感受一下这里吧

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‎四处走走适应一下

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‎这是你的地盘了

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‎再见

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‎我应该从那边走

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‎我们在海城的第一天

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‎玛丽安和我的搭档非常默契

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‎在派克先生和他的妻子
‎在11年来终于睡了一个安稳觉的时候

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‎我们却清醒得很

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‎史黛西 过来看看这个！

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‎怎么了？

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‎我们在挖一个通向中国的洞

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‎我能一起玩吗？

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‎不行 快走开 你个呕吐怪

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‎亚当 请你对尼基友好一点

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‎我们不用听你的 你又不是我妈

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‎不要这么和史黛西说话

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‎派克一家的小朋友失控了

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‎好吧 你们就友善一点
‎让尼基一起玩 好吗？

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‎突然之间...

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‎我也失去了控制

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‎玛丽安 我刚看到我的老公了

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‎我以为我的毯子才是你的老公

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‎再说了 现在是工作时间

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‎我们四目相对的时候 时间都停止了

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‎你看他啊！

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‎三点钟方向的那个救生员

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‎嘿哥们 你还好吗？

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‎史黛西 那个男人对你来说也太老了

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‎他至少有17岁

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‎我一定要去引起他的主意

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‎我看起来如何？

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‎你整个人都有点疯狂了

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‎引起他的注意？

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‎你要怎么做 假装溺水？

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‎这样有用吗？

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‎我要去和他搭讪

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‎-然后 清除掉它
‎-嗯

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‎嘿 我叫史黛西

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‎史黛西麦吉尔

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‎之前在曼哈顿 现在住在康涅狄格州

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‎的斯托尼布鲁克

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‎我现在也在海滩上工作

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‎如果你需要帮忙 就来找我

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‎“来找我”？

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‎也许我就应该假装溺水

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‎好啊

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‎我叫斯科特

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‎嘿 斯科特

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‎我们没有汽水了

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‎-想去趟商店吗？
‎-好啊

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‎我该走了 回头见？

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‎嗯 当然

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‎你落下了这个

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‎你留着吧

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‎算是我送你的礼物 小可爱

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‎小可爱

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‎他给我起了个宠物的名字
‎还送我了一个浪漫的礼物

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‎这才刚刚开始

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‎我给你买了些汽水

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‎不会吧 谢啦小孩

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‎嘿哥们 能帮我拿一罐吗？

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‎至少我们在喂海鸥 对吧？

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‎别拿它扔我身上！

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‎孩子们！

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‎在我为男孩疯狂的大脑深处

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‎我知道我不该把所有工作都
‎推给玛丽安一人

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‎但这就是命中注定...

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‎命运可不会眷顾保姆

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‎你在想什么呢？

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‎我在想待会儿要去
‎汉堡花园吃多少汉堡

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‎哦 我的老天

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‎你一会儿要去汉堡花园？

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‎这也太疯狂了！猜猜我要去哪里？

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‎汉堡花园！

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‎真棒 那就一会儿见吧

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‎乔丹！亚当！尼基！

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‎拜托！

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‎老天

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‎你想让我们把你挖出来
‎还是你这是要拍照片墙的造型？

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‎请把我挖出来吧 拜托了

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00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,366
‎正如你所见 我被深埋在沙子里

213
00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:38,828
‎而我所谓的好朋友
‎同时也是一起工作的保姆

214
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,247
‎丢下我一个人喂海鸥

215
00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,166
‎自己却跑去试着嫁给一个
‎比她大很多的救生员

216
00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,877
‎抱歉 你好

217
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,379
‎-我是玛丽安
‎-你好

218
00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:50,715
‎我是亚力克斯 别担心

219
00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,550
‎我是本地人 你无法想象

220
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:55,344
‎每年我要从沙滩里挖出来多少人

221
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,978
‎我该怎么报答你们呢？

222
00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,771
‎冰淇淋？请你们做指甲花纹身？

223
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,940
‎送你们一个将死的宠物螃蟹？

224
00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,609
‎你可真幽默

225
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,986
‎不了解我的人总是这么说我

226
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,821
‎这是我的表弟 托比

227
00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:15,531
‎他是从加拿大过来旅游的

228
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,575
‎-你好
‎-你一会儿想和我们一起去玩吗？

229
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,535
‎不行

230
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,705
‎我的保姆同事和我需要一些私人时光

231
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,498
‎如果她还想着我的话

232
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:29,629
‎她看起来挺忙的

233
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,131
‎给 我给你我的电话号码

234
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,841
‎如果你改变主意了 就给我发短信

235
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,095
‎斯科特说他一会儿要去
‎汉堡花园吃汉堡

236
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,722
‎所以我们要提高警惕 盯紧一点

237
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,307
‎采购比基尼的计划也是啊

238
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,476
‎我们大概需要改期再去买比基尼了

239
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,977
‎反正现在也很冷

240
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,229
‎等天气好的时候才更好玩一点

241
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,608
‎好吧 我要邀请我的新朋友
‎亚力克斯和他的表弟加入我们

242
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,151
‎你觉得斯科特会喜欢他们吗？

243
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,319
‎史黛西

244
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:57,490
‎你为什么要被这个长相平平的路人

245
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:58,741
‎迷得神魂颠倒

246
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,203
‎我很抱歉这么说 玛丽安

247
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:03,537
‎-但你不如我...
‎-什么？

248
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,997
‎不如你成熟？

249
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,334
‎好吧 但至少我在做好
‎自己的本职工作上足够成熟

250
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,294
‎我知道玛丽安是对的

251
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:12,421
‎我不是个称职的保姆

252
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,090
‎也不是个合格的朋友

253
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,300
‎但斯科特值得这一切

254
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:17,843
‎不是吗？

255
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:22,640
‎洗车！洗车！我们帮爸爸洗车！

256
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:25,059
‎当沃森和莉斯在品尝婚礼菜单时

257
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:28,270
‎克里斯蒂又有了一个
‎她自认为很棒的点子

258
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,856
‎让孩子们忙起来 顺便把家务给做了

259
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,899
‎这怎么会岔子呢？

260
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,026
‎你们有那种大的海绵吗？

261
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:34,944
‎在车库里

262
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:38,072
‎只要你不去那个蓝色门的小屋就行

263
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:43,869
‎那里存放着我爸爸的所有秘密

264
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,022
‎嘿 安德鲁！

265
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,110
‎安德鲁！

266
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,702
‎不要

267
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,415
‎别！那是钢丝球！

268
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,083
‎你们会划坏车漆的！

269
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,127
‎不要！

270
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,504
‎别这样！

271
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,966
‎你听说过饥饿钟吗？

272
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:39,884
‎没有

273
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,927
‎它马上就要敲响了

274
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,680
‎懂了吗 史黛西？

275
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,515
‎时间是用秒来计量的 然后...

276
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:48,350
‎别管她了

277
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,604
‎你在等人吗 史黛西？

278
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,564
‎你说什么？

279
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,816
‎她在找一个英俊的壮男

280
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,360
‎魁梧 黝黑 还会大口吃汉堡

281
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,613
‎我就是个会锤烂汉堡的猛男

282
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,039
‎好吧 不如我们把车挂空挡

283
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,540
‎再把它推到路上

284
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,793
‎祈祷有人来撞上它
‎这样等沃森回家的时候

285
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:17,546
‎我们就说有人想来偷车
‎结果肇事逃逸了

286
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,716
‎亦或者你可以把它推回车库

287
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,386
‎反正爸爸也不怎么开这辆车

288
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,305
‎它太古旧了

289
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,475
‎并且全球限量不到一百台

290
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,151
‎我的老天 他来了 我该怎么做？

291
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,319
‎给他买个礼物

292
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,779
‎好主意

293
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,155
‎毕竟他送我了一个礼物

294
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,074
‎什么？不 史黛西 我是开玩笑的

295
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,952
‎他只是不小心给你了一个口哨

296
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,662
‎你 你是个男生 跟我来

297
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,622
‎你看到我在和什么样的人打交道了吧

298
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,249
‎我能感同身受

299
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,917
‎我在戏剧营喜欢上了一个男生

300
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,963
‎结果事情在我出演《异想天开》
‎扮演他的父亲的时候变复杂了

301
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,422
‎你呢？

302
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:01,882
‎我怎么了？

303
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,551
‎你喜欢过别人吗？

304
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,012
‎好吧 的确有个男生

305
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,472
‎罗根

306
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,057
‎我不认为那是爱情

307
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,477
‎但每当我看到他的时候都会腿软

308
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,896
‎但我们几乎没怎么说过话

309
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,273
‎玛丽安

310
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:18,816
‎和他聊聊

311
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,568
‎不然你会一辈子好奇

312
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,237
‎他是否也对你有着相同的喜爱

313
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,950
‎好吧 作为男生 你喜欢这种东西吗？

314
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,118
‎看情况

315
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,871
‎但对我来说
‎我会对软体动物感兴趣吗？

316
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,163
‎算了 当我没说

317
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,749
‎不 我是说

318
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,712
‎一切事物在遇上对的人的时候
‎都会变得独一无二

319
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,341
‎哦 我的老天 他在那里

320
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,562
‎嘿 小可爱

321
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,981
‎这盒巧克力是干嘛的？
‎你在卖它们吗？

322
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,065
‎亲爱的

323
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,775
‎我想那是送给你的

324
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,486
‎又是一个沙滩上
‎对你心生爱慕的小女孩

325
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,448
‎不 我...

326
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:08,365
‎这是...

327
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,533
‎我的

328
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,828
‎谢谢你帮我拿着它 我亲爱的女朋友

329
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,880
‎抱歉 但我该走了

330
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,093
‎正如一位富有智慧的诗人曾说过

331
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,596
‎我黑暗的灵魂破碎且痛苦

332
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,974
‎我希望在海滩除了暴雨一无所获

333
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:34,934
‎你还好吗？

334
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,519
‎我出大丑了

335
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,855
‎正如你当初说的一般

336
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,693
‎嘿 拜伦 我需要点私人空间

337
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,863
‎我们该告诉她你说的话吗 哥们？

338
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,531
‎-你敢！
‎-告诉我什么

339
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,576
‎-拜伦有个又大又胖的...
‎-闭嘴！

340
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,536
‎好了 大家都出去吧

341
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:57,665
‎拜伦 你过来

342
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,543
‎你知道你不应该推你的兄弟 对吧？

343
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,587
‎乔丹就是个蠢货

344
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,297
‎但他说得对

345
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:07,174
‎我爱你

346
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,427
‎拜伦 我年纪比你大太多了

347
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,348
‎但这不意味着我否定你是个很棒的人

348
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,100
‎我也很珍重这段友情

349
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,728
‎好吧 我能接受

350
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:22,982
‎抱一个？

351
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,609
‎在帮拜伦修补因失恋而破碎的心时

352
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,444
‎我也开始自愈

353
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:28,737
‎多少钱？

354
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,905
‎但回到斯托尼布鲁克...

355
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,573
‎光把车轮的漆补好就这么多钱？

356
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,829
‎不行 我需要你上门偷偷来修

357
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,580
‎因为我不会开车

358
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,750
‎有一些过于昂贵而无法修补的东西

359
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,920
‎等下 有个我屏蔽掉了的号码找我

360
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,007
‎你好 我是克里斯蒂托马斯
‎保姆俱乐部的主席

361
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,675
‎你好啊 克里斯蒂

362
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,386
‎你好像一直在故意不接我的电话

363
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,303
‎什么？

364
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:54,513
‎才没有

365
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,391
‎我只是接到太多骚扰电话了

366
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,976
‎好了 我要挂了 拜拜

367
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:02,604
‎嗯 关于我的车
‎你有没有什么想告诉我的？

368
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,528
‎我把它推回车库了

369
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:10,988
‎因为要下雨了 你不用谢我

370
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,782
‎那车背的那些划痕是怎么回事？

371
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,201
‎凯伦说你有一些隐藏的秘密

372
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,745
‎于是我就去了蓝色门的房间

373
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,831
‎被困在里面
‎而他们就开始用钢丝球给你擦车

374
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,792
‎然后现在你要杀了我
‎这便成了你的隐藏秘密

375
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,502
‎最后我真的非常抱歉

376
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,505
‎听着 我明白 凯伦的确很调皮

377
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,840
‎但听我说

378
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,800
‎我没有什么隐藏的秘密

379
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,302
‎好吗？我只是个正常人

380
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:34,636
‎我向你保证

381
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:35,971
‎明白了

382
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:41,185
‎那我们要如实告诉我妈这件事吗
‎还是...

383
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,227
‎哦老天 不会的

384
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:43,729
‎不会告诉你妈的

385
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,689
‎谢谢你

386
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,107
‎不客气

387
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:48,859
‎还有...

388
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,486
‎我真的很喜欢我的新房间

389
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,445
‎你喜欢吗？

390
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:53,822
‎那就好...

391
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,121
‎一、二、三 加油！

392
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,039
‎我来抓人了！

393
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:05,459
‎在海城的最后一日
‎我终于让自己尽情享乐

394
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,713
‎我不再在意自己的外表
‎亦或是某个男孩怎么看待我

395
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:10,881
‎我清楚自己是谁

396
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,263
‎玛丽安 我一会儿就回来

397
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:24,978
‎嘿 小可爱

398
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,231
‎我是来还你东西的

399
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,482
‎你找到我的人字拖了？

400
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,697
‎关于爱...

401
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,493
‎其实 我觉得自己现在也不太明白
‎爱究竟是什么

402
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,543
‎但我知道一点 值得你爱的人…

403
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:48,752
‎看！

404
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,004
‎是那些一直深爱着你的人

405
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,507
‎“抱歉我又回到自己的壳里了”

406
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,716
‎是理查德送的？

407
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,096
‎我好奇它平常吃什么

408
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,806
‎我们会搞明白的

409
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,645
‎而值得你爱的人

410
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,857
‎是那些不论风雨一直陪伴着你的人

411
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,280
‎玛丽安 我欠你一声正式的道歉

412
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,365
‎我从各个角度都让你

413
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,200
‎身陷困境而孤立无援

414
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,411
‎我真的很抱歉

415
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,621
‎你知道好笑的是什么吗？

416
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,082
‎我一直以为你很酷

417
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,501
‎而我则很惧怕这趟旅途

418
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,213
‎怕你把我当成一个情绪化的
‎容易小题大做的傻瓜

419
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:38,635
‎但现在我意识到
‎我们俩都是不折不扣的傻瓜

420
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,473
‎我给我们买了个小东西

421
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,768
‎史黛西麦吉尔 不是吧！

422
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,396
‎哦 我的老天！

423
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,358
‎我好喜欢它 你什么时候去买的？

424
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,318
‎这是秘密

425
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,406
‎我不会给这家在爱彼迎上打高分了

426
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,033
‎海滩太好玩了

427
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,160
‎希望这不会是我的最后一次旅行

428
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,495
‎嘿 拜伦

429
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,247
‎你想像往常一样坐在我旁边吗？

430
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,083
‎我想...我需要一点私人空间

431
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:15,380
‎史黛西？

432
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,896
‎我在里面写了一些话

433
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,064
‎（《贝壳》）

434
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,567
‎“致史黛西 一个很特别的软体动物”

435
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:36,985
‎是真的

436
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,947
‎我是说你真的很特别

437
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,080
‎再见了 托比

438
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:56,880
‎快说发生什么了

439
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,090
‎我刚刚失去了初吻！

440
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,050
‎什么？哦 我的天！

441
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,843
‎我好奇我们两个会怎么谈下去

442
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,179
‎也许他可以在放假
‎的时候来斯托尼布鲁克玩

443
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,057
‎或者他会拿双国籍

444
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,433
‎我已经开始想他了

445
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,726
‎你真是够了

446
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,757
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