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[Stacey]
<i>It was the first week of spring break,</i>

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<i>and Mary Anne and I were</i>
<i>about to leave Stoneybrook</i>

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<i>for our first out of town</i>
<i>babysitting job in...</i>

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Sea City!

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One week, eight Pikes, two baby-sitters.

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I can't believe you guys are going.

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I can't believe your dad
is letting you go.

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Yeah, how is Richard taking it?

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[sobbing]

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Pretty good...

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considering.

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He did make me only get one-pieces,

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which made him feel like he was, again,
exerting some measure of control.

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We'll go bikini shopping on our night off.

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-It'll be our chance to bond.
-Really?

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Yeah! [laughs]

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I'm so jealous.

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You guys get to go 
on a glamorous business trip,

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while I'll be dying of boredom in Vermont.

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You'll be with Mimi.

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She'll be bored, too.

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Speaking of boring,
this whole wedding stuff

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has turned my mother into
the most basic person to ever live.

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"Flutes or saucers? Roses or orchids?"

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It's like talking to a <i>Brides </i>magazine
from the 1950s.

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At least she's not obsessively looking
for dates on Tinder. [laughs]

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Sharon swipes right on everyone.

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-[laughs]
-It's why I can't leave her alone.

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Well, my dad will be
at home and vulnerable...

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Say no more. The game is afoot.

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Project Parent Trap begins now.

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[Stacey] <i>Mary Anne and Dawn were hoping</i>

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<i>their parents would get back together</i>
<i>on their own,</i>

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<i>but after months of waiting, they decided</i>
<i>to take a more active approach.</i>

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Okay, before we get into all of that,

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-let's lay out some ground rules.
-[laughs]

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The BSC code of conduct.

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Oh, brother.

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No texting during sitting hours.

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We can't afford any distractions.

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And be hyper-vigilant
with sunscreen application.

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And most importantly...

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Oh, don't worry. I can disconnect my pump
for up to an hour if I want to swim.

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No. I mean, good,

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but most importantly...

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I'm gonna miss you guys.

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Kristy, you're gonna make me cry.

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[sobbing]

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Guys.

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Guys, come on,
we're only leaving for a week.

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-Okay.
-[all laugh]

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[Stacey] <i>Which was about </i>
<i>how long</i><i>a car ride</i>

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<i>with eight kids</i>
<i>with almost no behavioral boundaries felt.</i>

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-[chattering]
-[laughing]

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[Stacey] <i>But finally, </i>
<i>after three vomiting incidents</i>

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<i>and 650 million are-we-there-yets,</i>

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<i>Mary Anne, the Pike family and I</i>
<i>finally made it to Sea City.</i>

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[father] Pikes, sound off!

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-Mallory!
-Jordan.

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Adam.

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-Dude.
-Oh. Byron.

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[father] Nicky, Margo and Claire.

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Daddy, I'm not Claire. I'm Fido. [barks]

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[laughing]

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Vanessa, come on, let's go.

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My darkened soul is broken and in pain.

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I hope at the beach
we get nothing but rain. [sighs]

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She's going through a poetry phase.

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[Vanessa] No, I'm not!

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[laughs] It's very annoying,

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but we encourage our children
to follow their bliss.

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[Stacey] <i>Meanwhile, back in Stoneybrook,</i>

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<i>Dawn was implementing part one</i>
<i>of a multi-step plan.</i>

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Still no murders.

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[cell phone ringing]

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[clears throat]

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Sharon, what a pleasant surprise.

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Richie.

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Hello, darling.

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I was just calling to say
you should come over for dinner.

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Maybe we could share a wine?

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Okay.

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On the rocks.

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Nobody drinks wine on the rocks.

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<i>Dawn, return your mother's phone.</i>

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Richard, come on, man.

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Give love a chance.

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Remember when you used 
to be her little turtle?

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What did you just say...

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Why do you... Did she tell you--

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No, I found her yearbook,
and I started reading it.

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-Don't.
-She was so in love.

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-Okay.
-Now she's so lonely.

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I'm hanging up now.

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-Oh, no, don't, don't...
-[beeps]

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Oh, no.

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Welcome to the yellow room.

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This is probably my favorite bedroom.

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You can hear the ocean.

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It's so romantic.

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I'm right next door in the pink room
if you need anything.

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Mallory, why don't you go
help your sisters get changed?

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And then we'll go down to the beach.

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On it.

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Oh, my God.

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Can you believe they're paying us
to stay here?

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[Stacey] No.

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This is gonna be the best trip
of our entire lives.

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Well, at least, of my life.

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You've probably been
to a million glamorous places.

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Not with one of my best friends.

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Okay, so Deirdre said
we get Saturday night off.

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So we have to go bikini shopping
and ride the Ferris wheel at sunset.

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And we have to get those
old-fashioned airbrushed t-shirts.

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One hundred percent.

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[both laugh]

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[Stacey] <i>Mary Anne </i>
<i>and I were officially obsessed</i>

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<i>-with Sea City and our new room.</i>
-[both laugh]

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<i>But Kristy...</i>

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Well, what do you think?

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[Stacey] <i>Kristy was having a bit </i>
<i>of trouble getting used to hers.</i>

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It's...

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big.

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Big, yeah.

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Big.

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Oh, Kristy, 
your mom and I have our menu tasting

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for the wedding on Saturday.

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Do you think you could watch Karen
and Andrew for us? Well, for me.

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Well, for us.

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Um... sure.

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Ah, great! Thank you so ver--

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Thank you very much.

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Okay, I'll let you enjoy the space.

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Just feel it out.

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It's all yours. Bye.

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Oh, I'm going that way.

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[Stacey] <i>Our first full day in Sea City.</i>

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<i>Mary Anne and I were a perfect team.</i>

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<i>While Mr. and Mrs. Pike slept in</i>
<i>for the first time in 11 years,</i>

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<i>we were wide awake.</i>

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Stacey, come check this out!

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Yeah.

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We're digging a hole to China.

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Can I help?

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No, get lost, puke-head.

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Adam, be kind to Nicky, please.

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We don't have to do what you say.
You're not our mom.

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Don't talk to Stacey like that!

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[Stacey] <i>The Pikes have lost control.</i>

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Okay, just be nice
and let Nicky play, okay?

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<i>And suddenly...</i>

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<i>so had I.</i>

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Mary Anne, I just saw my husband.

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I thought my rug was your husband.

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Also, we're on the clock.

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We locked eyes and time stopped.

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Look at him! Lifeguard, three o'clock.

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What's up, buddy?

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Stacey, that <i>man</i> is way too old for you.

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He's at least 17.

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I've got to get his attention.

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How do I look?

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You look and sound insane.

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Get his attention?

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What are you gonna do, pretend to drown?

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Do you think that would work?

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I'm gonna go talk to him.

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[gasps]

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-And, like, cleared it.
-Yeah.

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Um, hey, I'm Stacey.

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Stacey McGill.

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Formerly of Manhattan,
currently of Stoneybrook, Connecticut.

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I'm working here on the beach, too.

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So if you need any help,
just holla at <i>moi.</i>

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<i>"Holla at</i> moi"?

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<i>Maybe I should have pretended</i>
<i>to drown after all.</i>

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[laughs] Okay, cool.<i></i>I'm Scott.

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Yo, Scott. We're all out of soda.

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-Wanna make a store run?
-Yeah.

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I gotta go. See you around?

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Yeah. Of course.

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Oh, um, you dropped this.

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Keep it. My gift to you, cutie.

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[Stacey] <i>Cutie.</i>

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<i>A pet name and a romantic gift.</i>

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<i>This was just the beginning.</i>

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<i>♪ You know I liked you right from... ♪</i>

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[Stacey] I brought you some soda.

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No way. [gasps] Thanks, kiddo.

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Yo, bro, can I have one?

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<i>♪ I'd give you my heart</i> ♪

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<i>♪ But you never gave me the time of day</i>
<i>You never... ♪</i>

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At least we're giving the seagulls food,
right?

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-[laughing]
-[shouting]

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Don't throw it at me!

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[Mary Anne] Guys!

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[shouting]

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[Stacey] Ow!

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<i>Somewhere in the recesses</i>
<i>of my boy-crazed brain,</i>

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<i>I knew it was wrong</i>
<i>to leave Mary Anne with all the work.</i>

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[coughs]

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<i>-</i>[Stacey] <i>But this was destiny...</i>
-[children shouting]

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<i>and destiny waits for no baby-sitter.</i>

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What are you thinking about?

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Thinking about how many burgers
I'm gonna slam at Burger Garden later.

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Oh, my God.

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Wait you're going to Burger Garden later?

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That's insane! Guess where I'm gonna be.

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Burger Garden!

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Rad. See you there, then.

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Jordan! Adam! Nicky! Come on!

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My God.

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Do you want us to dig you out
or are you doing this for the 'gram?

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Dig me out, please.

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[huffs]
As you can see, I'm literally in too deep,

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given the fact that one of my alleged
best friends/co-baby-sitters has left me

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to be eaten alive by seagulls,

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while she tries to marry
an inappropriately old lifeguard.

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Sorry, hi.

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-I'm Mary Anne.
-Hi. I'm Alex.

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And don't be sorry.

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I'm a local, and I can't begin to tell you
how many people I've had to dig out

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-of this beach over the years.
-[Mary Anne laughs]

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How can I repay you?

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Ice cream? Henna tattoos?

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-An almost dead pet crab?
-[laughs] You're hilarious.

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People who barely know me always say that.

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Oh, this is my cousin Toby.

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He's visiting from Canada.

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-Hi.
-Want to hang out with us later?

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I can't.

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My co-babysitter and I need to have
some one-on-one time,

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if she has time for me.

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She seems pretty busy.

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Here, I'll give you my number.

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Text me if you change your mind.

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[Stacey] Scott said he's gonna be
at Burger Garden later slamming burgers,

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so let's keep our eyes peeled.

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So much for bikini shopping.

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We should probably put a pin
in the bikini shopping.

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It's freezing anyways.

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So much for fun in the sun.

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Well, I'm inviting my new friend Alex
and his cousin to join us.

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Do you think Scott will like them?

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Stacey,

246
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:57,490
why are you turning yourself inside out
for this completely average guy

247
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,741
who you barely know?

248
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,203
I'm sorry to say it, Mary Anne,

249
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,538
-but you're just not as--
-What?

250
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,998
As mature as you?

251
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,334
Well, at least I'm mature enough
to do the job I was hired to do.

252
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,295
[Stacey] <i>I knew Mary Anne was right.</i>

253
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,422
<i>I hadn't been a great baby-sitter,</i>

254
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,090
<i>or a great friend,</i>

255
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,301
<i>but Scott was worth it.</i>

256
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:17,844
<i>Wasn't he?</i>

257
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:22,640
Car wash! Car wash! Daddy gets a car wash!

258
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,059
[Stacey] <i>While Watson and Liz were</i>
<i>at their menu tasting,</i>

259
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:28,271
<i>Kristy had what she thought</i>
<i>was another one of her great ideas.</i>

260
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,857
<i>Keep the kids busy and get chores done.</i>

261
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,900
<i>What could go wrong?</i>

262
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,027
Do you guys have any of those big sponges?

263
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:34,944
[Karen] In the garage.

264
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,072
Just make sure you don't go
into the little room with the blue door.

265
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:44,454
That's where my dad keeps<i></i>all
of his secrets.

266
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,729
[doorknob rattles]

267
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,023
Hey, Andrew!

268
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,110
Andrew, buddy!

269
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,703
No. [pounds on door]

270
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,415
No, no, no, no, no, that's steel wool!

271
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,084
You're gonna scratch the paint!

272
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,127
[banging door] No!

273
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,505
No!

274
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,967
Did you hear about the hungry clock?

275
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:39,884
No.

276
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,928
It went back for seconds.

277
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,513
[laughing]

278
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,681
Get it, Stacey?

279
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,516
Time's measured in seconds, and...

280
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,351
Don't bother.

281
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,604
Looking for someone, Stacey?

282
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,564
Sorry, what?

283
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,817
She's looking for a gorgeous hunk,

284
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,361
tall, tan, slamming burgers.

285
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,613
I'm a hunk slamming burgers.

286
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,699
[laughing]

287
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,039
Okay, what if we put the car in neutral

288
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,541
and pushed it into the road

289
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,793
and hope someone hits it,
and when Watson comes home,

290
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:17,547
we'll say someone tried to steal the car,
but they crashed it and fled the scene.

291
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,717
Or you could just push it into the garage.

292
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,387
Daddy hardly ever drives this car anyways.

293
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,306
It's really old,

294
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,475
and fewer than 100 were ever made.

295
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,436
Oh.

296
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,152
Oh, my God, he's here. What do I do?

297
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,320
Get him a gift.

298
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,779
That's a great idea.

299
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,156
He got me a gift, after all.

300
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,074
What? No, Stacey, I was joking.

301
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,952
He gave you a whistle, on accident.

302
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,662
You, you're a boy. Come with me.

303
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,622
See what I've been dealing with?

304
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,249
I can relate.

305
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,917
I had a crush on this guy at theater camp,

306
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:58,963
and things really escalated when I was
cast as his father in <i>The Fantasticks.</i>

307
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,423
What about you?

308
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:01,883
What about me?

309
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,551
Have you ever been in love?

310
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,013
Well, there is this one guy.

311
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,473
Logan.

312
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,058
I wouldn't call it love,

313
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,478
but whenever I see him,
my legs feel like Jell-O.

314
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,897
But we've barely even talked.

315
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,816
Mary Anne, talk to him

316
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,568
or else you're gonna spend
the rest of your life

317
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,237
wondering if his legs feel like Jell-O
when he sees you.

318
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,950
Okay, as a boy,
is this something you'd like?

319
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,118
It depends.

320
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,871
As this boy,
am I very interested in mollusks?

321
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,164
Forget it.

322
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,750
No, what I meant to say is,

323
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,712
anything can be special
if it comes from someone special.

324
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,342
Oh, my God, there he is.

325
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,344
[Stacey sighs]

326
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,562
Wow. Hey, cutie.

327
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,898
What's with the chocolates?
You selling these?

328
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,818
Babe, I think they're for you.

329
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,487
Another little girl from the beach 
that's in love with you.

330
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,366
Um, no, I-- they're--

331
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,534
[Toby] Mine.

332
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,829
Thanks for holding them for me,
beloved girlfriend.

333
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,880
Sorry, I gotta go.

334
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,094
[Stacey] <i>As a wise poet once put it,</i>

335
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,596
<i>my darkened soul was broken and in pain.</i>

336
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,975
<i>I hoped at the beach</i>
<i>we got nothing but rain.</i>

337
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,476
Are you gonna be okay?

338
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,520
I completely embarrassed myself.

339
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,856
Just like you said I would.

340
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,694
Hey, Byron,
I need a little space here, buddy.

341
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,864
Should we tell her what you told us,
<i>buddy?</i>

342
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,532
-Don't you dare!
-Tell me what.

343
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,577
-Byron has a big, fat--
-Shut up!

344
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,537
Okay, everybody out.

345
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,665
Byron, come here.

346
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,252
You know you shouldn't
shove your brother, right?

347
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,588
Jordan's a butthead.

348
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,298
But he's right.

349
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,175
I love you.

350
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,428
Byron, I'm way too old for you.

351
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,348
But that doesn't mean I don't think
you're a wonderful person,

352
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,100
and I value you as a friend.

353
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,729
I can live with that.

354
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,356
Hug?

355
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,610
[Stacey] <i>In mending Byron's broken heart,</i>

356
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,445
<i>I was starting to feel mine heal, too.</i>

357
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:28,738
How much?

358
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,906
[Stacey] <i>But back in Stoneybrook...</i>

359
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,491
Just to paint the wheel well?

360
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,829
No, I need it done in secret and onsite,

361
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,581
because I cannot drive.

362
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,751
[Stacey] <i>...there were somethings that</i>
<i>were simply too expensive to fix.</i>

363
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,921
Hold on, I'm getting a call
from a blocked number.

364
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,007
<i>Hello, Kristy Thomas,</i>
<i>president of the Baby-Sitters Club.</i>

365
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,675
Hello, Kristy.

366
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,386
<i>You seem to be ignoring my calls.</i>

367
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,304
What?

368
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:54,514
No way.

369
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,391
I just get so many robocalls.

370
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,976
Okay, I gotta go. Bye.

371
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,855
Yeah, is there something you want
to tell me about my car?

372
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,026
Oh, um...

373
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,529
I pushed it into the garage.

374
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,988
It looked like rain. You're welcome.

375
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,783
And the scratches all over the back of it?

376
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,202
Karen said you had hidden secrets,

377
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,745
so I went into the room
with the blue door,

378
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,831
<i>and then I got trapped in there,</i>
<i>and they steel-wooled your car.</i>

379
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,793
And now you're gonna murder me,
and that's gonna be your hidden secret,

380
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,503
and I am so, so, so sorry.

381
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,506
Look, I get it. Karen is a lot.

382
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,840
But listen to me.

383
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,801
I don't have any hidden secrets.

384
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,302
Okay? I'm a normal person.

385
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:34,637
<i>I promise.</i>

386
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:35,972
Copy.

387
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:41,185
And do we have to be honest
with my mom about this, or...

388
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,729
[laughs] Oh, God, no. No way.

389
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,690
Thank you.

390
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,108
You're welcome.

391
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:48,859
And...

392
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,486
I really like my new room.

393
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,445
You do?

394
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,906
-Oh. Well, good--
-[clicks]

395
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,074
-[beeps]
-Oh.

396
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,038
[all] One, two, three. Go, team!

397
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,039
[Claire] I'm it!

398
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:05,459
[Stacey] <i>Our last day in Sea City, </i>
<i>and I was finally letting myself have fun.</i>

399
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,714
<i>I didn't care how I looked</i>
<i>or if some boy knew who I was.</i>

400
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:10,881
<i>I knew who I was.</i>

401
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,342
[blows whistle]

402
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:15,720
What do you say, buddy?

403
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,264
Mary Anne, I'll be right back.

404
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:24,979
Oh, hey, cutie.

405
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,231
I came to return something to you.

406
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,482
Oh, did you find my flip-flop?

407
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,698
[Stacey] <i>The thing about love is...</i>

408
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,493
<i>Actually, I don't think I really know</i>
<i>that much about love yet.</i>

409
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,543
<i>But one thing I do know is that</i>
<i>the people who deserve your love...</i>

410
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:48,753
Look!

411
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,005
<i>...are the people</i>
<i>who have always loved you.</i>

412
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,507
[Dawn] "Sorry I went back into my shell."

413
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:54,717
Richard?

414
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,096
I wonder what it eats.

415
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,806
We'll have to find out.

416
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,646
[Stacey]
<i>And the people who deserve your love</i>

417
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,857
<i>are the people who stand by you</i>
<i>through thick and thin.</i>

418
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,280
Mary Anne, I owe you a formal apology.

419
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:20,201
I left you totally high and dry
in more ways than one.<i></i>

420
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,411
I'm really sorry.

421
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,622
You know what's funny?

422
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,583
I've always thought you were so cool,

423
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,502
and I was terrified going into the trip

424
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,214
that you'd see me as the emotional,
overreacting dork that I am.

425
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:38,636
But now I realize that we're both complete
and total dorks.

426
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,013
[laughing]

427
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,474
I got us a little something.

428
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,770
-Stacey McGill, you did not!
-[laughing]

429
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,397
Oh, my gosh!

430
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,359
[gasps] I love it. When did you even
fit the time in to do this?

431
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,403
-It's a secret.
-[laughing]

432
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,613
-[glass shatters]
-[sighs]

433
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,407
There goes my Airbnb rating.

434
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,033
The beach was a blast.

435
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,160
I pray this trip was not my last.

436
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,248
Hey, Byron.
You want your regular seat next to me?

437
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,084
I think... I think I need some space.

438
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,381
[Toby] Stacey.

439
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,896
I wrote something inside.

440
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,568
"To Stacey, a very special mollusk."

441
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:36,986
It's true.

442
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,865
-The special part, not the mollusk part.
-[laughs]

443
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,451
[horn honks]

444
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,080
Goodbye, Toby.

445
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,881
Um, spill.

446
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,090
I just had my first kiss!

447
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,050
-What? Oh, my gosh!
-[laughs]

448
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,844
I wonder how it'll work out between us.

449
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,180
Maybe he can come
and visit Stoneybrook on holidays.

450
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,057
Maybe he'll get a dual citizenship.

451
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,434
I miss him already.

452
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,727
[Mary Anne] Oh, God.

453
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:14,690
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe we could meet</i>
<i>Somewhere in the moment ♪</i>

454
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:18,319
<i>♪ Somewhere we could go just </i>
<i>To talk for a while ♪</i>

455
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,822
<i>♪ All the little things that I try </i>
<i>To forget ♪</i>

456
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:27,244
<i>♪ But I remember, yeah, yeah, yeah </i>
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>