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‎（潼恩）

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎劇名：潼恩與三個難帶的孩子

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‎正常的母親會在女兒第一次約會時

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‎熬夜等女兒回家

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‎正常的母親也會在
‎從西岸搬到東岸新城鎮後

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‎一年內就把行李拿出來擺進家裡的

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‎我母親則一點也不正常

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‎太棒了

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‎嘿，寶貝

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‎怎樣啊？

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‎他人真好

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‎妳在煮飯嗎？

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‎聞起來真香

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‎讓我來

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‎好

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‎我好期待喔

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‎我知道！久違的高中情侶重逢

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‎跟《羅密歐與茱麗葉》一樣

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‎只是羅密歐長大上了法學院

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‎然後到了中年跟茱麗葉重逢

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‎我們會穿相同的伴娘禮服嗎？

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‎也許吧，但我期待的是俱樂部

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‎對

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‎妳要帶我去真是意義重大

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‎再度加入團體會很棒的

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‎妳確定克莉絲緹不介意嗎？

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‎我沒告訴她

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‎拜託，瑪麗安！

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‎時機剛剛好

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‎這是新的一年

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‎大家都剛度假回來

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‎先行動，再要求原諒

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‎但妳知道她跟我很尷尬

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‎她會生氣的

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‎那我就參加不了保姆俱樂部了

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‎她只需要認識妳

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‎她就是這樣

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‎妳會知道的

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‎我身為部長，邀請賓客要經我核准

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‎規章裡有寫

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‎我們有規章？

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‎對，在我放假時
‎替保姆俱樂部寫的憲章裡

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‎妳們不看電子郵件嗎？

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‎我今天帶了潼恩是因為她是好朋友

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‎也是個優秀的保姆

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‎假日很平靜，但我們客戶都回來了

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‎我們會需要另一位保姆的
‎不然我們就會太忙

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‎我是前一個鎮上新女孩
‎我很高興潼恩來了

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‎至於規章嘛

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‎有沒有提到讓花太多錢買節慶禮物

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‎和馬靴的成員多接工作的啊？

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‎我同意，我在手工藝品店
‎還有捲手工和紙待領

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‎說到購物

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‎我有新消息

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‎我爸爸終於要讓我稍微裝潢我房間了

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‎好耶！

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‎新年新氣象

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‎沒什麼大變化

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‎我存了點保姆錢

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‎他說我能買一些新東西

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‎可能買幾個新枕頭

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‎很酷的新燈？

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‎好耶，我們來瀏覽吧

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‎好，我來開網拍

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‎我還有搬家時存的圖版

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‎這是用顏色故事分類的

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‎海軍藍很不錯

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‎而且髒了也看不出來

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‎主題怎樣？妳有個人喜好嗎？

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‎-對
‎-百老匯音樂劇

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‎或是紡織品

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‎像是毛線嗎？

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‎謝天謝地

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‎喂，保姆俱樂部

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‎嗨，娜塔麗

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‎好，我來問

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‎記得我說過要工作嗎？

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‎我能跳過這一份工作嗎？

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‎對，我是沒錢
‎但沒窮到要幫巴瑞特一家當保姆

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‎巴瑞特一家怎麼了？

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‎那三個孩子很失控

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‎母親又處於剛離婚的崩潰期

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‎這樣說有點負面

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‎什麼？

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‎剛離婚？三個孩子？

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‎她當然處理不來

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‎那妳何不接這份工作看看？

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‎這代表我進了保姆俱樂部嗎？

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‎也許吧，算試用期

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‎看她表現怎樣

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‎然後再做最後決定

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‎她要是成功了
‎她也肯定會成功，就能加入？

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‎她要是失敗

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‎娜塔麗就不會再用我們的服務

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‎這是雙贏局面

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‎祝妳好運

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‎別說我們沒警告過妳了

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‎喂，娜塔麗

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‎克莉絲緹才嚇不倒我

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‎我是很隨性，但我對挑戰不退縮的

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‎而且要是得對付沒條理的母親

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‎我可是跟大師學過的

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‎我感覺到義大利玉米粥的精神
‎和義大利燉飯的實體

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‎媽

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‎妳每次說到哪道菜的精神

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‎我們就到晚上10點才吃飯

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‎來，吃皮包裡的零食

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‎不好意思，我在找莧籽

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‎湯普森先生？

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‎小雪倫，是妳嗎？

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‎這屢屢在石溪發生

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‎好像她從沒離開過一樣

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‎至於我呢

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‎我還在等宇宙告訴我，我屬於這裡

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‎嗨！

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‎好久不見

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‎妳在這裡做什麼？

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‎買菜做晚餐

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‎我們也是

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨

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‎理查！

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‎嗨

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‎雪倫

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‎妳就在這裡，我也在這裡

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‎在店裡，買東西的店

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‎我們在購物

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‎買晚餐的食物

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‎妳想跟我們共進晚餐嗎？

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‎我們很樂意

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‎他們沒有莧籽

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‎沒有莧籽？

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‎他們要我們怎麼辦，餓死嗎？

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‎拜託！

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‎“注意，購物者

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‎別找莧籽了，不存在”
‎對吧？

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‎對吧？我知道

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‎兩件事

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‎第一，大人會談原生穀物調情

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‎第二

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‎宇宙大概竊聽了我的內心獨白

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‎真好吃

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‎我交往過的男士

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‎沒人有這麼多件圍裙的

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‎妳要是認為這算厲害

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‎妳就會很愛我的…

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‎主廚外套

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‎瑪麗安，餐桌上不准用手機

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‎是我的，等等

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‎不同家人、不同規矩

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‎克勞蒂亞
‎“瑪麗安房間的更多計畫”

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‎她寄了更多情緒板

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‎情緒板？

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‎妳的房間？

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‎你說我能改變房裡的東西，記得嗎？

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‎這真是女孩子們的開心計畫

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‎我很樂意幫忙

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‎我閣樓滿是想送走的東西

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‎別太誇張就好

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‎雪倫，妳想喝咖啡嗎？

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‎我來幫忙

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‎女孩們，請清理餐盤

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‎他好冷靜！

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‎真是奇蹟

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‎有正常父母就是這種感覺嗎？

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‎感覺是這樣沒錯

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‎隔天在巴瑞特家

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‎我完全沒預料到是這副德性

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‎地板是岩漿！

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‎-岩漿
‎-我很安全，我在椅子上

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‎我是潼恩，你媽媽在家嗎？

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‎我不知道

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‎我這樣看起來

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‎像“利用旅遊網站
‎訂最後一刻度假的總裁”嗎？

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‎應該吧？

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‎很好，因為我有試鏡，我很擔心

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‎這樣有點太像“我前夫有噴射機”

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‎最好是，總之謝了，堂娜

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‎-寶寶在哭了
‎-我叫潼恩

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‎我知道原因了

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‎有人要換尿布了，來吧

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‎有什麼我該知道的事嗎？

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‎有沒有家規？

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‎我已經遲到了

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‎妳會表現得很棒的，我看得出來

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‎潼恩！

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‎妳陷進岩漿了！

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‎好

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‎也許克莉絲緹說得對

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‎娜塔麗有點亂七八糟的

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‎但我想保住在保姆俱樂部的一席之地

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‎我要是能幫這家人

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‎我自己都可能有家庭了

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‎“他的棒球帽不見了

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‎但他繼續走”

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‎-潼恩，怎麼辦到的？
‎-我不知道那個

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‎怎麼辦到的？

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‎一點勞力

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‎孩子們幫了忙

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‎哇

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‎我好欽佩喔

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‎她欽佩到隔天就叫我回去

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‎和隔天

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‎還有隔天

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‎把剪刀放下！

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‎潼恩，妳找得到巴迪的劍嗎？

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‎我該留瀏海嗎？

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‎當然好

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‎也許我該燙頭髮

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‎對，娜塔麗很健忘

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‎她健忘到那晚忘了回家

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‎不，你不能因為你媽在城裡就接孩子

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‎我上週要你接孩子時
‎你母親在哪裡？

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‎她那時在哪裡？不…

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‎-娜塔麗，我要走了
‎-嗨

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‎媽咪，我能喝水嗎？

217
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,830
‎不，你真可悲

218
00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,915
‎你這個月的支票晚了一週

219
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,418
‎你這樣有做父親的資格嗎？

220
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,799
‎酸黃還是淺灰？

221
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,050
‎潼恩？

222
00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:54,760
‎潼恩？

223
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,597
‎我沒事，我只是在打瞌睡

224
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,265
‎妳今天生物課也睡著了

225
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,059
‎費爾蒙太太有注意到

226
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,269
‎只是…

227
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:04,937
‎巴瑞特一家

228
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,022
‎我就知道

229
00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:08,232
‎這不是妳的錯

230
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,817
‎他們很難搞

231
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:12,445
‎娜塔麗家裡跟地震來襲一樣亂

232
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,947
‎我開始幫忙整理後

233
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,616
‎但她就期待每次要整理了

234
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,160
‎她也不準時回家

235
00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,579
‎孩子們很沒紀律

236
00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,164
‎聽起來真糟

237
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,833
‎會沒關係的，我就…

238
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,294
‎睡一下就好

239
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,004
‎我會沒事的

240
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,131
‎取消

241
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,174
‎馬上取消

242
00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,383
‎真的，潼恩

243
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,509
‎妳不能這樣過活

244
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:38,346
‎在角落和青蛙解剖時睡著

245
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,597
‎但那些孩子們需要我

246
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,016
‎他們這麼多波折，我要是還背棄他們

247
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,560
‎就會讓一切變更糟的

248
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,438
‎我還在試用期，對吧？

249
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,901
‎也許妳該跟娜塔麗談談

250
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:55,488
‎討論對保姆的要求該有什麼分寸

251
00:10:55,571 --> 00:11:00,242
‎也許那家人只需要更有經驗的人

252
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,578
‎可以定下界限的人

253
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,917
‎當然了！這就是答案

254
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,336
‎讓我內心的神聖火花

255
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:13,255
‎體認到克莉絲緹湯瑪斯的神聖火花

256
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,758
‎鞠躬到她屈服為止

257
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:22,181
‎克莉絲緹
‎妳知道我很想加入保姆俱樂部

258
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,058
‎我不想辜負那些孩子

259
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,269
‎妳是我認識最有經驗的保姆

260
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:29,939
‎妳明天何不來我家

261
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,399
‎給我一點建議？

262
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,406
‎嗨！克莉絲緹！

263
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:39,782
‎來吧

264
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,617
‎幸會

265
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,411
‎歡迎搬來這裡

266
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,287
‎來吧，我是莉茲湯瑪斯

267
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,789
‎幸會，我是雪倫波特

268
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,958
‎我早就想來打聲招呼了

269
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,127
‎我想弄清楚這地產好幾個月了

270
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,586
‎請進

271
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,089
‎房子空了一陣子

272
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:58,217
‎我父母有很多
‎我們不知道怎麼處理的地產

273
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,135
‎我不知道耶

274
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,971
‎抱歉，我母親交際跟呼吸一樣自然

275
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,264
‎妳能讓我看看房子嗎？

276
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,307
‎我很樂意，來吧

277
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,018
‎克莉絲緹，潼恩在樓上
‎妳可以關門嗎？

278
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,355
‎我要在這裡釀自己的紅茶菇

279
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,440
‎紅茶菇！

280
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,691
‎只有大人能喝

281
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,693
‎正式發燒是幾度？

282
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,154
‎舌下37.6度

283
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,239
‎屁股38度

284
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:24,160
‎對，怎樣能做出
‎起司三明治的完美脆皮？

285
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,579
‎熱鍋？

286
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:29,206
‎美乃滋，或將就點用蛋黃醬

287
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,625
‎但先要問客戶能不能用爐子

288
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,461
‎還要問有沒有食物過敏

289
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,796
‎不能假定沒過敏
‎孩子父母也可能忘記告訴妳

290
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,259
‎這是個小鎮，對象不多

291
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:44,680
‎但我未婚夫瓦特森有幾個不錯的朋友
‎他們沒全禿

292
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,057
‎我其實在跟人交往了

293
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,560
‎或說是再度交往

294
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,645
‎我們從高中就認識彼此

295
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,439
‎我們在慢慢來，可是…

296
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,357
‎聽起來真浪漫

297
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,151
‎我知道對方是誰嗎？

298
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,319
‎理查史比爾？

299
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,071
‎那是什麼？

300
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,574
‎應該只是克莉絲緹

301
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,576
‎理查是嗎？

302
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,119
‎-對，妳認識他嗎？
‎-認識

303
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,371
‎我認識

304
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,542
‎對不起，他不是…

305
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:17,421
‎我想像妳會交往的對象
‎妳懂我意思嗎？

306
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,465
‎妳怎麼這麼認為？

307
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,718
‎他是好意

308
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,889
‎妳看起來又甜美又自由

309
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,558
‎他則太過矜持

310
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,393
‎-妳懂我意思嗎？
‎-是沒錯

311
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,938
‎但他經歷了很多事

312
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,691
‎而且他其實很隨和、人又好

313
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,319
‎跟我們兒時一樣

314
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:42,571
‎我很高興聽到他走出來了

315
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,489
‎對

316
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:44,990
‎好啦！

317
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:46,283
‎天哪！

318
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,913
‎這個口哨害他嚇到
‎把長棍麵包掉到地上

319
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,583
‎妳要讓他們冷靜
‎他們才能告訴妳怎麼回事

320
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,045
‎大衛麥可發脾氣
‎其實不是因為起司太黃

321
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,923
‎他覺得被忽略了
‎所以他揮舞麵包當武器

322
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,216
‎真的耶

323
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,968
‎妳是怎麼吹口哨的？

324
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,011
‎這是家族秘訣

325
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,013
‎拜託啦

326
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,724
‎好吧，把手放這樣

327
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,852
‎然後妳…緊放在妳牙齒後方

328
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,314
‎抱歉，我爸總在這時間跟我視訊

329
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,984
‎-天天嗎？
‎-幾乎天天

330
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,777
‎我們儘量在週末聊久一點

331
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,697
‎嗨，爹地

332
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,615
‎嘿，寶貝！對葛斯打招呼！

333
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,075
‎她正要打招呼

334
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,119
‎嗨，葛斯，你們在煮什麼？

335
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,579
‎做義大利煎蛋加豆苗

336
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,373
‎你蔬菜是不是切太大塊啦？

337
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,916
‎我該走了

338
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,751
‎等等，爹地，我能回電嗎？

339
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,295
‎不，沒關係的

340
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,005
‎跟妳爸聊吧

341
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,842
‎也許接電話違反了保姆協定

342
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,595
‎但那不是她唯一一次搞失蹤

343
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:48,637
‎我不知道

344
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,558
‎她離開的速度
‎像是我說我有痲瘋病一樣

345
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,184
‎也許她不舒服

346
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,185
‎對

347
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,813
‎你們知道什麼會很顯眼嗎？宣言牆

348
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,400
‎但壁紙邊緣不能直接塗漆蓋過

349
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,986
‎這邊緣已經開始剝落了

350
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,112
‎來看看

351
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:09,867
‎來

352
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,577
‎站上去

353
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,537
‎天哪

354
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,455
‎這就對了！

355
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,791
‎怎麼回事？

356
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,209
‎理查！你來啦

357
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,003
‎我們看能不能漆邊緣

358
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,213
‎把我家壁紙剝掉？

359
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,090
‎爸爸，壁紙已經開始剝落了

360
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,385
‎我只想確定不會拉掉石膏

361
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,179
‎我女兒和我只說過

362
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,014
‎枕頭和一盞燈

363
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:43,901
‎理查，我認為讓大家過點

364
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,069
‎女孩時光會很開心

365
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,947
‎-漆點亮色…
‎-妳該走了

366
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,448
‎妳們全部

367
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,617
‎我們可以談談…

368
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,286
‎對不起，我認為太晚了

369
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:56,997
‎女孩們

370
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,249
‎我們走吧

371
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,751
‎來吧，甜心

372
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,233
‎我媽當晚什麼話都沒說

373
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,569
‎對不起

374
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,448
‎我知道這並不簡單

375
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,452
‎但你要是能看到我內心

376
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,121
‎你就會看到…

377
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,373
‎哎呀，提詞！

378
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,003
‎“你就會知道我有多需要這顆腎臟
‎布拉區頓醫生”

379
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,088
‎我這句台詞幹嘛一直記不住？

380
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:50,009
‎-我能跟大衛麥可玩嗎？
‎-你害我浴室淹水，你被禁足了

381
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,011
‎我只是在玩水行俠！

382
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,304
‎娜塔麗

383
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,640
‎我想跟妳談

384
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,225
‎他跟他爸爸一個樣

385
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,227
‎他隨時想要什麼就要什麼

386
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,147
‎對，可是…

387
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,106
‎妳答應一次…

388
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,275
‎妳就放棄了自己

389
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,946
‎然後妳有一天變單身

390
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,615
‎一次試鏡一支優格廣告，重新開始

391
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,370
‎但我得努力將就

392
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,332
‎我得對孩子證明我能有成就

393
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:28,714
‎當然了

394
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:30,507
‎潼恩

395
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,177
‎妳最棒了

396
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,930
‎我低溫冷凍做臉後再回來

397
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,766
‎等等，我以為妳要試鏡

398
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,683
‎那是禮拜一

399
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,351
‎我看起來狀況要夠好

400
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,480
‎再見囉！

401
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,029
‎嘿，巴迪

402
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,573
‎想玩英國零食大賽嗎？

403
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,034
‎巴迪！

404
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,456
‎巴迪？

405
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:07,878
‎巴迪！

406
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,130
‎巴迪？

407
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,675
‎好，他想跟大衛麥可玩

408
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,511
‎所以他應該是去了那裡

409
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,847
‎我知道打電話給克莉絲緹
‎就會進不了保姆俱樂部

410
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,141
‎但找到巴迪比較重要

411
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,312
‎（克莉絲緹湯瑪斯
‎接通中）

412
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,106
‎是我

413
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,067
‎-巴迪巴瑞特在妳家嗎？
‎-妳不是在顧他？

414
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,236
‎他從後門溜走，他人不在這裡

415
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,113
‎他說他想去妳家

416
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:36,907
‎我這就來

417
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,868
‎嗨，我是克莉絲緹

418
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,204
‎潼恩和我在照顧巴迪巴瑞特

419
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,290
‎-巴迪…他不見了
‎-娜塔麗手機關機了

420
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,584
‎她當然沒留其他電話

421
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,503
‎克莉絲緹找到學校電話簿

422
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,630
‎打給她認為巴迪可能會去的各個地方

423
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:52,798
‎都沒人看到他

424
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,425
‎我很怕他跑掉或被抓走了

425
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:59,054
‎所以克莉絲緹打電話給警察
‎我則打給我媽

426
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,806
‎他們會找到他的，寶貝

427
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,975
‎-他們要是沒找到呢？
‎-他們會的

428
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,477
‎哈囉？

429
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,692
‎怎麼回事？

430
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,694
‎先生，請你表明自己身份

431
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:14,987
‎-好
‎-爹地！

432
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,363
‎我愛你！

433
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,073
‎我也愛你，小淘氣

434
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,703
‎潼恩，妳該看我
‎今天上游泳課有多英勇

435
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,330
‎我游一整趟都不用呼吸

436
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,207
‎警官，我是漢默頓巴瑞特

437
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,208
‎我是巴迪的父親

438
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,045
‎我幾個鐘頭前在游泳課接了巴迪
‎我每次都這樣接他的

439
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,630
‎娜塔麗沒跟妳說嗎？

440
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,631
‎什麼？

441
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,134
‎不，她一定是…

442
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,635
‎忘了，對

443
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,304
‎當然了，不意外

444
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,599
‎巴迪在外面，我以為他在等我

445
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,810
‎她常讓他站外面
‎所以我們就不用見面

446
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,770
‎我不知道她今天請了保姆

447
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,689
‎真抱歉

448
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,482
‎妳一定嚇壞了

449
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,276
‎那是馬妮，我去…

450
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,319
‎不用了，我去抱她

451
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,321
‎先生，我們還有幾個問題

452
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,323
‎我們大概該跟你前妻談談

453
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,366
‎當然了，悉聽尊便

454
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:03,243
‎好，我馬上回來

455
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,621
‎好，我們去看看妳妹妹

456
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,080
‎去看妹妹

457
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,457
‎去看妹妹

458
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,089
‎妳相信嗎？

459
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,177
‎娜塔麗沒告訴我
‎巴迪的爸爸帶他去游泳？

460
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:24,097
‎我該把小孩交給陌生人

461
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,975
‎她卻跑去做臉部冷凍之類的？

462
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,188
‎女孩們！

463
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,689
‎-妳們還好嗎？
‎-還好

464
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,860
‎我不知道怎麼回事

465
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:37,861
‎然後

466
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:42,157
‎我記起一個很聰明
‎很有經驗的保姆教我這招

467
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:45,535
‎對不起

468
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,330
‎我要妳冷靜，告訴我怎麼回事

469
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,291
‎妳教我的大衛麥可和麵包那招？

470
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,047
‎他爸爸

471
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,174
‎他一直跟他爸爸在一起

472
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:03,095
‎大家的爸爸都想跟孩子在一起

473
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,722
‎巴瑞特先生帶巴迪去游泳

474
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,559
‎瑪麗安的爸爸要她每秒每天在家

475
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,437
‎妳爸爸常跟妳視訊，但我爸爸…

476
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,818
‎我爸爸離開了我

477
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,779
‎我不知道他在哪裡

478
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,491
‎他一年半沒打電話給我了

479
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,458
‎發脾氣一定有原因

480
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,837
‎克莉絲緹，看著我

481
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,301
‎很多人希望妳參與他們的人生

482
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,095
‎妳母親和妳哥哥弟弟

483
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,305
‎保姆俱樂部

484
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,181
‎瑪麗安

485
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,850
‎我媽有了瓦特森

486
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,560
‎我哥哥弟弟有彼此

487
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,937
‎瑪麗安有妳

488
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,232
‎這不代表她就不喜歡妳啊

489
00:21:58,608 --> 00:21:59,985
‎她還是妳朋友

490
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,112
‎我也是妳朋友

491
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,364
‎可是…

492
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,659
‎我對妳很刻薄

493
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:09,745
‎沒關係的

494
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,874
‎我們都是有強烈個性的大女人

495
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:18,086
‎妳不能隨便讓人進保姆俱樂部

496
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:19,671
‎我認為…

497
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,507
‎我大概該讓妳加入

498
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,426
‎不用試用期了嗎？

499
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,345
‎妳需要一個職稱

500
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,138
‎候補官員

501
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,015
‎代表妳全都做

502
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,683
‎因為妳全都能做

503
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,561
‎妳算有點另類

504
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,646
‎這是1990年代的說法

505
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,776
‎我大概該把這清乾淨吧

506
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,487
‎娜塔麗根本就不會注意到

507
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:49,117
‎謝了

508
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,410
‎不客氣

509
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,708
‎我們沒辦法選父母

510
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,585
‎父母天註定

511
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,173
‎嘿，該吃晚餐了

512
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,384
‎走開

513
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,474
‎只要你夠幸運有父母

514
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:17,396
‎當父母沒有規章的

515
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:18,855
‎沒有規則

516
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,192
‎沒有寒假可以讀的憲章

517
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,540
‎吃吃看茄子，很好吃的

518
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,170
‎“娜塔麗巴瑞特”？喔，不

519
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,132
‎這是潼恩的手機，我是她母親

520
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,508
‎媽

521
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,136
‎對不起，潼恩現在沒辦法接電話

522
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,096
‎她這個孩子有自己的生活

523
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:54,766
‎搞清楚妳自己的生活
‎再對我女兒道歉

524
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,146
‎我可以自己對她這樣說的

525
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:01,773
‎我知道，寶貝，但我是妳媽媽

526
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,651
‎我偶爾也想要照顧妳

527
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:08,822
‎父母只是想盡力的年長怪胎

528
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:09,781
‎來吃吃看茄子吧

529
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,199
‎就跟我們一樣

530
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,076
‎好

531
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,662
‎三、二、一

532
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,331
‎吃下去！

533
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:28,527
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