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‎（道恩）

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎剧名：道恩和三个淘气鬼

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‎正常的妈妈
‎在女儿第一次出门约会的时候

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‎会熬夜在家等她

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‎正常的妈妈会在跨州搬家后

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‎一年之内把打包盒都拆开

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‎我妈妈除了正常这一点 什么都占

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‎太棒了

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‎嘿 宝贝

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‎嘿 约会顺利吗？

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‎他人超好的

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‎你在做饭吗？

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‎真香

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‎我来吧

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‎好

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‎我好激动啊

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‎我懂的！高中情侣旧情复燃

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‎这就像罗密欧与朱丽叶

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‎罗密欧长大后去念了法律

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‎然后人到中年时与朱丽叶重逢了

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‎你觉得我们会穿一样的伴娘裙吗？

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‎也许吧 但我在说俱乐部会议呢

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‎好吧

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‎你带我去 对我来说意义重大

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‎重新加入一个团体的感觉真好

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‎你确定克里斯蒂不介意吗？

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‎我没告诉她

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‎但是 玛丽安！

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‎现在这个时机正好

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‎新的一年

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‎大家都刚度假回来

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‎先行动 再向她寻求原谅

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‎但你也知道她对我的态度有多奇怪

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‎她肯定会超生气

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‎然后我这辈子
‎都别想加入保姆俱乐部了

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‎她只是需要先了解你

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‎她就是这种人

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‎你会明白的

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‎作为主席 我有权接待所有来宾

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‎内部章程里都写了

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‎我们还有内部章程？

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‎有 我放假的时候添进总章程里的

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‎你从来不看邮箱的吗？

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‎我今天带道恩一起来了
‎因为她是个超棒的朋友

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‎也是个很称职的保姆

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‎放假的时候没什么客户
‎但现在客户都度假回来了

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‎我们需要新保姆 不然肯定忙不过来

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‎作为最后一个新来的姑娘
‎我很高兴看到道恩能来

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‎至于内部章程嘛

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‎有没有写要把工作的留给

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‎把钱都花在节日礼物
‎和长统靴上的组员啊

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‎我同意 迪克布里克那里
‎还扣着我一卷手工和纸呢

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‎说起购物

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‎我有个好消息

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‎我爸爸终于同意
‎让我重新装修一下我的房间了

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‎耶！

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‎新年新气象

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‎不买什么大件

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‎我做保姆存了些钱

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‎所以他说我可以买几样新东西

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‎可能买几个新枕头吧

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‎买个新台灯？

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‎很好 我们来看看

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‎我去我的品趣志上找找

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‎我搬家的时候还剩了些板材

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‎按颜色分的类

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‎海军蓝不错

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‎也耐脏

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‎那主题呢？你有特别喜欢的东西吗？

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‎-有
‎-百老汇音乐剧

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‎或者纺织品

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‎什么 纱线吗？

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‎感谢上苍

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‎你好 保姆俱乐部

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‎嗨 娜塔丽

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‎好 我会看一下的

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‎还记得我说我需要工作吗？

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‎我能接下一个吗？

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‎我的确是穷 但还没穷到
‎要给巴雷特家带小孩的地步

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‎巴雷特家怎么了？

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‎那三个孩子完全不受控制

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‎他们妈妈最近才离婚 还比较崩溃

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‎这么说不太好吧

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‎不好意思？

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‎我是说 刚离婚的妈妈 还带着三个娃

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‎她肯定觉得招架不来啊

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‎那你去如何？

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‎所以说我可以加入俱乐部了吗？

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‎可能吧 现在还在试用期

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‎我们看看她做得怎么样

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‎然后再做决定

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‎要是她做得好 她肯定能做的很好
‎就能入会了吗？

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‎要是她搞砸了

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‎娜塔莉再也不会找我们了

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‎双赢啊

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‎祝你好运

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‎别说我没提醒过你

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‎嗨 娜塔丽

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‎克里斯蒂可吓不倒我

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‎我虽然随和 但我会迎难而上

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‎再说了 说起丢三落四的妈妈

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‎我家里可就有一位呢

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‎我想吃意大利炖饭外壳下
‎包裹着的玉米粥的灵魂

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‎妈妈

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‎你每次一说起食物的灵魂

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‎我们十点之前都吃不上饭

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‎来 吃点零食先

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‎不好意思 我们想买苋菜还有…

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‎汤普森先生？

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‎是小莎朗吗？

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‎这种情况在斯托尼布鲁克
‎到处都会发生

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‎似乎她从未离开

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‎而我呢

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‎我还在等待宇宙给我个示意
‎告诉我 我属于这里

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‎嗨！

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‎好久不见啊

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‎你在这干嘛呢？

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‎买菜做晚饭

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‎我们也是

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨

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‎里奇！

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‎嗨

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‎莎朗

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‎你来了啊 我也在

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‎在超市 卖东西的超市

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‎我们买菜呢

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‎买菜做晚饭

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‎你们今晚想来我家吃饭吗？

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‎好啊

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‎他们这儿没有卖苋菜

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‎没有苋菜？

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‎他们是想让我们饿死吗？

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‎拜托？

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‎“顾客们请注意

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‎别再找苋菜了 我们这儿没有”
‎是吗？

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‎对吧？

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‎两件事

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‎第一 成年人调情
‎都是靠聊上古蔬菜的

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‎第二

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‎宇宙可能是监听了我的心声

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‎真好吃

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‎我觉得我还从来没约会过

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‎收藏了这么多围裙的男人

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‎你要是喜欢那些

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‎那你会爱上我的…

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‎厨师外套

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‎玛丽安 禁止带手机上餐桌

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‎哦 其实是我的 我看看

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‎各家有各家的规矩

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‎是克劳迪娅
‎“玛丽安房间的装修新点子”

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‎她发来了一些情绪板

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‎情绪板？

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‎放你房间里的？

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‎你说我可以装修一下我的房间的
‎不记得了吗？

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‎姑娘们都可享受改装房间了

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‎我也很乐意帮忙

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‎我阁楼里有好多东西
‎我很愿意帮他们找到新主人

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‎别太过火就行

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‎莎朗 要来杯咖啡吗？

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‎我来帮忙吧

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‎姑娘们 把碗筷收拾一下

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‎他居然讲道理了

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‎奇迹啊

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‎这就是有一个正常家长的滋味吗？

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‎没错 就是这个滋味

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‎第二天在巴雷特家

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‎我完全没准备好迎接眼前这一切

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‎地板就是岩浆

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‎-岩浆
‎-我在椅子上 所以安全了

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‎我是道恩 你们妈妈在家吗？

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‎我不知道

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‎我这身行头有没有种

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‎“高管上网订了次
‎说走就走的旅行”的感觉？

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‎有吧？

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‎很好 因为我要去试镜 我还很担心

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‎这有种“我前夫有架私人飞机”的感觉

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‎希望吧 谢谢你啦 德娜

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‎-宝宝哭了
‎-其实我叫道恩

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‎我知道为什么了

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‎要换尿片了 给你

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‎有什么要我注意的吗？

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‎家里有什么规矩吗？

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‎我已经迟到了

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‎你可以的 我看得出来

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‎道恩！

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‎你站在岩浆里了！

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‎好吧

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‎克里斯蒂可能说的没错

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‎娜塔丽的确是有点难搞

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‎但我还想在保姆俱乐部有一席之地呢

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‎要是这次能做好

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‎那我就能接到自己的客户了

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‎“他很想念自己的棒球帽

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‎但还是继续往前走”

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‎-道恩 你怎么做到的？
‎-我不知道

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‎这是怎么做到的？

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‎是有点棘手

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‎不过孩子们都帮忙了

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‎哇

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‎惊到我了

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‎她特别满意我的工作
‎所以第二天又叫我过去了

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‎还有第三天

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‎第四天

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‎把剪刀放下！

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‎道恩 你能找找巴迪的剪刀吗？

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‎你觉得我是不是该把刘海剪了？

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‎当然了

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‎或许应该去烫个头发

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‎没错 娜塔丽有点健忘

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‎特别健忘 晚上都忘了回家

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‎你不能因为你妈来了就把孩子接走

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‎那上周我需要你帮忙带孩子的时候
‎你妈去哪儿了？

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‎她在哪儿呢？不…

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‎-娜塔丽 我得回家了
‎-嗨

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‎妈妈 能给我倒点水喝吗？

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‎不 你真悲哀

218
00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,915
‎你这个月的抚养费晚了一周到账

219
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,418
‎你觉得自己是个好爸爸吗？

220
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,799
‎所以选柠檬黄还是鸽灰色？

221
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,050
‎道恩？

222
00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:54,760
‎道恩？

223
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,597
‎我没事 就是不小心睡着了

224
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,265
‎你今天在生物课上睡着了

225
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,059
‎费尔蒙特老师绝对注意到了

226
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,269
‎就是…

227
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:04,937
‎是因为巴雷特家

228
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,022
‎我就知道

229
00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:08,232
‎这不是你的错

230
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,817
‎他们真的不可理喻

231
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:12,445
‎娜塔丽家就像刚刚地震过一样

232
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,947
‎我刚开始试着帮忙收拾

233
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,616
‎结果她现在就等着我打扫了

234
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,160
‎然后她每次都不准时回家

235
00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,579
‎孩子们一点规矩都没有

236
00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,164
‎听起来真糟糕啊

237
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,833
‎会好的 我就只要…

238
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,294
‎睡好觉 然后…

239
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,004
‎就没事了

240
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,131
‎别干了

241
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,174
‎立刻 马上

242
00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,383
‎讲真的 道恩

243
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,509
‎你不能再这样了

244
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:38,346
‎在青蛙解剖课上躲到角落里睡觉

245
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,597
‎但孩子们需要我

246
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,016
‎现在丢下他们不管

247
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,560
‎会让一切变得更糟糕的

248
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,438
‎我还在试用期 不是吗？

249
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,901
‎你要不跟娜塔丽谈谈吧

250
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:55,488
‎跟她说说保姆该做什么 不该做什么

251
00:10:55,571 --> 00:11:00,242
‎或者他们家只是需要更有经验的保姆

252
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,578
‎能划清界限的保姆

253
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,917
‎没错 这就是解决方法！

254
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,336
‎让我心里神圣的小火花

255
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:13,255
‎激发克里斯蒂托马斯心底的小火花

256
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,466
‎委婉地劝她屈服

257
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:22,181
‎克里斯蒂
‎你知道我有多想加入俱乐部

258
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,058
‎我不想让这些孩子失望

259
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,269
‎你是我认识的最有经验的保姆了

260
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:29,939
‎你明天来我家

261
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,399
‎给我点建议好不好？

262
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,406
‎嗨 克里斯蒂！

263
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:39,782
‎快请进

264
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,617
‎很高兴见到你

265
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,411
‎欢迎来到我们这一片

266
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,287
‎给 我是莉斯托马斯

267
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,789
‎很高兴认识你 我是莎朗波特

268
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,958
‎我一直都想登门拜访呢

269
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,127
‎我想把这房子挂到市场上
‎想了好几个月了

270
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,586
‎请进吧

271
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,089
‎这房子空了好长一阵呢

272
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:58,217
‎我爸妈名下有太多房产了
‎我们都不知道怎么办好

273
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,135
‎我怎么不知道呢

274
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,971
‎不好意思 对我妈妈来说
‎社交就像呼吸一样

275
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,264
‎你带我转转怎么样？

276
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,307
‎好啊 快来

277
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,018
‎克里斯蒂 道恩在楼上
‎你能不能把门关上？

278
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,355
‎来楼下 我正想自己做昆布茶呢

279
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,440
‎昆布茶！

280
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,691
‎只给大人喝哦

281
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,693
‎发烧体温是多少度？

282
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,154
‎口腔温度37.6摄氏度

283
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,239
‎肛门温度38摄氏度

284
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:24,160
‎正确 烤芝士三明治
‎有脆边的秘诀是什么？

285
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,579
‎用热锅煎？

286
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:29,206
‎用蛋黄酱 也可以用素食蛋黄酱代替

287
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,625
‎不过要记得问客户
‎愿不愿意让你用他们家烤箱

288
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,461
‎至于食物过敏

289
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,796
‎这事难以预料
‎家长可能会忘了告诉你

290
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,259
‎镇子这么小 也没太多选择

291
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:44,680
‎但我未婚夫沃森有几个
‎还挺体面的朋友 其中有几个不秃

292
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,683
‎其实我现在有个约会对象

293
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,560
‎或者说是吃了回头草

294
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,645
‎我们高中就认识了

295
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,439
‎我们现在进展比较慢 但是…

296
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,357
‎好浪漫啊

297
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,151
‎可以告诉我是谁吗？

298
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,319
‎理查德斯皮尔？

299
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,071
‎什么声音？

300
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,574
‎肯定是克里斯蒂

301
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,576
‎是理查德啊？

302
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,119
‎-对 你认识？
‎-认识

303
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,371
‎认识

304
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,542
‎不好意思 他有点不太…

305
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:17,421
‎像是你会交往的人 你懂我意思吗？

306
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,465
‎怎么这么说？

307
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,718
‎他还行吧

308
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,889
‎你看起来可人又自由

309
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,558
‎而他呢 总是把衬衫紧紧掖进裤子里

310
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,393
‎-你懂吗？
‎-的确是

311
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,938
‎但是他经历了不少事

312
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,691
‎而且他其实挺随和 挺贴心的

313
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,319
‎还跟我们小时候一样 所以…

314
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:42,571
‎很高兴看到他能走出自己的保护壳

315
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,489
‎是啊

316
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:44,990
‎够了！

317
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:46,283
‎天呐！

318
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,913
‎这声口哨能吓到他丢掉法棍

319
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,583
‎你要让他们冷静下来才能告诉你
‎到底是出了什么事

320
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,045
‎大卫迈克尔不是真的因为
‎芝士太黄了才不高兴

321
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,923
‎他是感觉自己被忽视了
‎所以拿面包当武器

322
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:01,924
‎绝对是这样

323
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,968
‎你的口哨是怎么吹的啊？

324
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,011
‎家族独门绝技

325
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,013
‎求求了

326
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,724
‎好吧 你把手这么放

327
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,852
‎然后你…紧紧放在门牙后面

328
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,314
‎不好意思 我爸总在这个时候
‎给我打视频电话

329
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,984
‎-每天都打？
‎-差不多吧

330
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,777
‎我们周末的时候总想多聊聊

331
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,697
‎嗨 爸爸

332
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,615
‎嘿 宝贝 快跟格斯问好！

333
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,075
‎她正要问好呢

334
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,119
‎嗨 格斯 你们在做什么呢？

335
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,579
‎菜肉馅煎蛋饼配豌豆苗

336
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,373
‎你们认真的吗 蔬菜切这么大？

337
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,916
‎我要走了

338
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,751
‎等等 爸爸
‎我过会儿给你回电话好吗？

339
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,295
‎没事的

340
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,005
‎跟你爸爸聊天吧

341
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,842
‎可能接私人电话
‎违反了做保姆的规矩吧

342
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,595
‎但这不是她第一次闪身走人

343
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:48,637
‎我不知道

344
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,558
‎但她冲出我家门的时候就像
‎我告诉她我得了麻风病一样

345
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,184
‎可能她身体不舒服？

346
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,185
‎可能吧

347
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,813
‎你知道什么最酷吗？表达墙

348
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,400
‎但还有墙纸边缘
‎我们不能直接画在上面

349
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,986
‎那边角落已经开始有点脱落了

350
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,112
‎我看看

351
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:09,867
‎这儿

352
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,577
‎上来

353
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,537
‎天呐

354
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,455
‎好了！

355
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,791
‎这是怎么了？

356
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,209
‎里奇！你在这儿呢

357
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,003
‎我们想看看能不能在边上画点东西

358
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,213
‎所以就要把我家墙纸撕了？

359
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,090
‎爸爸 墙纸已经有点脱落了

360
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,093
‎我就是想确定一下
‎这不会把石膏一起扯下来

361
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,179
‎我女儿跟我说要换

362
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,014
‎枕头和台灯

363
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:43,901
‎理查德 我觉得
‎我们几个女孩子要是能

364
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,069
‎一起在这找找乐子

365
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,947
‎-涂上点鲜艳颜色…
‎-你们该走了

366
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,448
‎所有人都走

367
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,617
‎我们能不能聊聊…

368
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,286
‎不好意思 时间不早了

369
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:56,997
‎姑娘们

370
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,249
‎我们走吧

371
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,751
‎走吧 宝贝

372
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,233
‎我妈妈那天晚上一句话都没有说

373
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,569
‎真抱歉

374
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,448
‎我知道工作不好做

375
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,452
‎但你要是能看到我内心真实的想法

376
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,121
‎你就会发现…

377
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,373
‎哦不 忘词了！

378
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,003
‎“你会发现我真的需要这颗肾
‎布莱士顿医生”

379
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,088
‎为什么我每次都记不住那句台词？

380
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:50,009
‎-我能去找大卫迈克尔玩吗？
‎-你把浴室弄的都是水 所以被禁足了

381
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,011
‎我那是在演海王呢！

382
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,304
‎娜塔丽…

383
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,640
‎我一直都想跟你谈谈

384
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,225
‎他跟他爸爸一个样

385
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,352
‎他想要某样东西的时候就必须得到

386
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,147
‎没错 但是…

387
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,106
‎你给了他

388
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,275
‎就放弃了自己

389
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,946
‎然后你变得孤身一人 重新开始

390
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,615
‎一次只能接到一条酸奶广告

391
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,370
‎但我得振作起来

392
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,332
‎因为我想让我的孩子们看到
‎我能证明我自己

393
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:28,714
‎你当然可以

394
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:30,507
‎道恩

395
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,177
‎你最好了

396
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,930
‎我去做个低温冷冻面部美容就回来

397
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,766
‎等等 我还以为你有试镜呢

398
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,683
‎那是周一

399
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,351
‎我得看起来容光焕发

400
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,480
‎拜拜

401
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,029
‎嘿 巴迪

402
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,573
‎想看集烹饪综艺节目吗？

403
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,034
‎巴迪！

404
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,456
‎巴迪？

405
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:07,878
‎巴迪！

406
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,130
‎巴迪？

407
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,675
‎没事 没事 他想去找大卫迈克尔玩

408
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,511
‎所以他肯定是去那里了

409
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,847
‎我知道给克里斯蒂打电话就意味着
‎我再也不能加入保姆俱乐部了

410
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,141
‎但找到巴迪才是头等大事

411
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,312
‎（克里斯蒂托马斯 正在连接中…）

412
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,106
‎请讲

413
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,067
‎-巴迪巴雷特在你家吗？
‎-你不是看着他呢吗？

414
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,236
‎他把后门打开了 现在人不在家

415
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,113
‎他刚刚说想去你家

416
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:36,907
‎我马上过去

417
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,868
‎嗨 我是克里斯蒂

418
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,204
‎道恩和我在照看巴迪巴雷特

419
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,290
‎-巴迪…不见了 然后…
‎-娜塔丽关机了

420
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,584
‎她当然也没留下备用号码

421
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,503
‎克里斯蒂找到了学校通讯录

422
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,630
‎把巴迪能去的地方的电话都打了个遍

423
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:52,798
‎没人见过他

424
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,425
‎我很担心他跑掉或者被坏人抓住

425
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:59,054
‎所以克里斯蒂跟我报了警
‎我给妈妈打了电话

426
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,806
‎他们会找到他的 宝贝

427
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,975
‎-要是找不到呢？
‎-会找到的

428
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,477
‎你好？

429
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,692
‎这是怎么了？

430
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,694
‎先生 我需要看你的证件

431
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:14,987
‎-好吧
‎-爸爸！

432
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,363
‎我爱你！

433
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,073
‎我也爱你 小矮人

434
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,703
‎道恩 你真该看看我
‎今天在游泳课上的英姿

435
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,330
‎我游了一整圈都没换气

436
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,207
‎长官 我是汉密尔顿巴雷特

437
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,208
‎巴迪的父亲

438
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,045
‎我几小时前送巴迪去上游泳课了
‎一直都是这样的

439
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,630
‎娜塔丽没跟你说吗？

440
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,631
‎什么？

441
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,134
‎没有 她肯定是…

442
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,635
‎忘了 对

443
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,304
‎当然了 我一点都不惊讶

444
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,599
‎巴迪在外面站着 我以为他是在等我

445
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,810
‎她有时候会这么干
‎因为这样我们就不用碰面了

446
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,770
‎我不知道她今天请了保姆

447
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,689
‎真不好意思

448
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,482
‎你肯定吓坏了吧

449
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,276
‎是玛尔妮 我…

450
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,319
‎没事 我来吧

451
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,321
‎先生 我们还有几个问题要问

452
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,323
‎然后应该找你前妻聊聊

453
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,366
‎当然了 你有什么需要尽管说

454
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,243
‎好的 我一会儿就回

455
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,621
‎好了 我们去看看妹妹

456
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,080
‎看看妹妹

457
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,457
‎看看妹妹

458
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,089
‎你敢相信吗？

459
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,177
‎娜塔丽没告诉我
‎巴迪的爸爸要送他去上游泳课

460
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:24,097
‎所以我要把她儿子交给一个陌生男人

461
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,975
‎而她跑去冻脸了？

462
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,188
‎姑娘们！

463
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,689
‎-你们还好吗？
‎-没事

464
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,860
‎我不知道出了什么事

465
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:37,861
‎然后

466
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:42,157
‎我想起一个非常聪明又资深的保姆
‎跟我说过的话

467
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:45,535
‎对不起

468
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,330
‎我希望你能冷静一下
‎告诉我出了什么事

469
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,291
‎就像解释大卫迈克尔跟面包那样

470
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,047
‎他爸爸

471
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,174
‎他一直都跟他爸爸在一起

472
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:03,095
‎大家的爸爸都
‎特别想跟自己的孩子在一起

473
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,722
‎巴雷特先生带巴迪去游泳

474
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:09,268
‎玛丽安的爸爸每天都希望她在家陪他

475
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,437
‎你爸爸总是跟你打视频电话
‎而我爸爸…

476
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,818
‎我爸爸抛弃了我

477
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,779
‎我连他在哪儿都不知道

478
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,491
‎他一年半都没给我打电话了

479
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,458
‎大家发脾气都是为了掩盖些什么

480
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,837
‎克里斯蒂 你转过身来

481
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,301
‎你身边有很多很多人想走进你的生活

482
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,095
‎你妈妈 你的兄弟们

483
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,305
‎俱乐部的姑娘们

484
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,181
‎玛丽安

485
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,850
‎我妈妈有沃森了

486
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,560
‎我的兄弟们有彼此

487
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,937
‎玛丽安有你

488
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,232
‎但这不意味着她就因此少爱你几分啊

489
00:21:58,608 --> 00:21:59,985
‎她还是你的朋友

490
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,112
‎我也是

491
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,364
‎但是…

492
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,659
‎我对你那么刻薄

493
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:09,745
‎没事的

494
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,874
‎我们都是心胸宽广的强大女孩

495
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:18,086
‎再说了 你也不能随便拉人进俱乐部

496
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:19,671
‎我觉得

497
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,507
‎我应该请你入会

498
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,426
‎试用期过了？

499
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,345
‎你需要个头衔

500
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,138
‎候补长官

501
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,015
‎这意味着你要把事都做了

502
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,683
‎因为你可以的

503
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,561
‎你是可替代的

504
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,646
‎不过是按90年代的标准

505
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,776
‎我该收拾一下了

506
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,487
‎娜塔丽不会注意到的

507
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:49,117
‎谢谢

508
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,410
‎不用谢

509
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,708
‎我们无法选择自己的父母

510
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,585
‎这是上天注定的

511
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,173
‎嘿 该吃晚饭了

512
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,384
‎你走

513
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,474
‎要是你足够幸运能拥有父母的话

514
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:17,396
‎做父母没有什么章程可循

515
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:18,855
‎没有规则可依

516
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,192
‎没有成文法可以让你放寒假的时候读

517
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,540
‎你尝尝这茄子 特辣

518
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,170
‎娜塔丽巴雷特？哦不

519
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,132
‎这是道恩的手机 我是她妈妈

520
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,508
‎妈妈

521
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,136
‎不好意思 道恩现在不能接电话

522
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,096
‎她还是个孩子 还有生活要享受

523
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:54,766
‎管好你自己的生活
‎然后再来跟我女儿道歉

524
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,146
‎我可以自己跟她说清楚的

525
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:01,773
‎我知道 宝贝 但我是你妈妈

526
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,651
‎我偶尔也想照顾下你

527
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:08,822
‎父母不过是年长的怪胎
‎尽自己所能照顾我们

528
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:09,781
‎现在尝尝茄子

529
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,199
‎跟我们都一样

530
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,076
‎好吧

531
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,662
‎三 二 一

532
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,331
‎吃！

533
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:28,527
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