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‎（瑪麗安史比爾）

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎劇名：瑪麗安化險為夷

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‎我很清楚自己是保姆俱樂部裡

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‎最不酷的成員

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‎克勞蒂亞是時尚偶像

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‎克莉絲緹的簡約穿搭也很適合她

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‎史黛西俏麗到根本是法國人

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‎至於我嘛…

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‎加點時尚！

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‎好

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‎我天天穿著像世上最年長的幼兒

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‎或是最年輕的長者

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‎我舉止大概也跟打扮一致

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‎因為除了保姆俱樂部外

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‎我的社交生活重點是跟83歲女士相處

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‎她指導我鑽精扭麻花針

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‎看我有什麼！

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‎趣味毛線

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‎我們好前衛喔

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‎等等，我媽把
‎整支水球隊趕出公共泳池？

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‎一群高中男孩

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‎沒對一個懷孕女子
‎和老女人這麼害怕過

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‎她不怕嗎？

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‎妳母親有想法總會直說

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‎尤其會挺身保護無法護衛自己的人

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‎所以她當律師才這麼稱職

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‎聽起來跟我真不像

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‎妳怎麼這麼說？

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‎跟不認識的人說話讓我很不自在

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‎有時候，連跟認識的人說話都不自在

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‎我對說話就是不在行

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‎妳母親可不是瞬間變這樣的

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‎瑪麗安，大家都在樓上等妳

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‎抱歉

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‎-再見，美美
‎-再見

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‎喂，保姆俱樂部

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‎我有個反覆的惡夢

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‎我在克勞蒂亞房裡

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‎沒來電顯示的電話一直響

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‎她想跟妳談，瑪麗安

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‎這不是夢

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‎夢境成真了

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‎喂？

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‎瑪麗安史比爾？

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‎我是法蘭辛戴爾維奇歐

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‎我是妳父親的同事
‎他說妳是很優秀的保姆

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‎妳願意幫我顧貝里幾個鐘頭嗎？

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‎我不…

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‎妳不是瑪麗安？

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‎不，我是說，就是我

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‎我有空

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‎太好了

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‎應該吧

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‎妳在幹什麼？

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‎但我是保姆俱樂部一員

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‎所以我要先問過她們

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‎不，我只有興趣找妳

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‎因為我認識妳爸爸

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‎我害怕的另一件事…

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‎就是拒絕

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‎妳的地址是？

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‎哇

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‎謝謝

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‎我不該這樣做的

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‎客戶不能指定保姆的，瑪麗安

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‎這樣違反俱樂部的使命宣言

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‎對不起

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‎妳不用道歉

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‎下次堅定一點就好

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‎替自己做主

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‎抱歉

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‎妳不用一直道歉

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‎-抱歉
‎-瑪麗安！

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‎妳得堅持己見

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‎別當濫好人

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‎妳希望大家一輩子忽略妳？

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‎來了

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‎別煩我！

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‎我希望爸爸能在我沮喪時跟我談

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‎但他這種爸爸比較像

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‎會在日曆上寫“下午4點放鬆”

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‎這是菊芋

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‎雖然像感恩節上罕見的配菜食材

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‎但菊芋是由清教徒命名的

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‎他們用想在新世界創造的烏托邦命名

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‎抱歉

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‎我只是想在節日那晚前排練

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‎妳有沒有想討論的事

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‎跟我討論？

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‎我知道自己在玩火，但我忍不住

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‎俱樂部認為我是可悲的愛哭鬼

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‎我開始認為她們說對了

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‎因為你看看我

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‎她們當然把我當小孩，我就是小孩

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‎我愚蠢的小孩髮型
‎和愚蠢的小孩連身褲

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‎更不用說我房間

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‎克莉絲緹說我不專業

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‎克勞蒂亞說我是濫好人
‎而史黛西…

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‎她把我當她父母要求
‎不得不相處的小孩

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‎她們都認為我很可悲

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‎我是很可悲

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‎因為我說什麼都會開始哭

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‎所以其他女生就開始說妳壞話

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‎-霸凌妳？
‎-不是的，爸爸

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‎我對莉茲湯瑪斯數落過
‎我會再告訴她…

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‎別說了！

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‎假裝我什麼都沒說過

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‎我在書上讀過，女性想表達情緒

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‎男性則想找情緒的解決方案

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‎我隔天發現

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‎爸爸的解決方案害一切都變糟

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‎各位

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‎抱歉，妳想跟我們這種惡霸坐嗎？

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‎爸爸，你做了什麼？

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‎我不敢相信妳昨晚回家後

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‎對妳爸告狀說我們對妳不好

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‎我沒有

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‎我不是故意的

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‎對我們父母說去

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‎妳爸爸打電話給他們
‎因為妳，我們都被禁足了

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‎我真的很抱歉

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‎我們需要一點空間

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‎-真好笑
‎-希拉伯雙胞胎

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‎克莉絲緹跟她們同坐吃午餐
‎代表她很生氣

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‎嗨

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‎我能跟妳坐嗎？

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‎好啊

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‎妳叫什麼名字？

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‎瑪麗安

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‎幸會，瑪麗安

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‎我叫潼恩，我剛從洛杉磯搬來

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‎我知道，我希望刻板印象是假的

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‎但我們的飲食確實很不同

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‎妳不多話，對吧？

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‎妳為什麼來石溪？

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‎好問題

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‎我父母終於離婚

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‎沒什麼大不了的

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‎我爸爸是同性戀，他們早就知道了

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‎但卻陷在相互依賴的循環

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‎對，我懂

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‎總之，我母親是在這裡長大的

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‎她覺得想在療癒過程中

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‎跟根源重新連結

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‎但她也不會用洗衣機

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‎所以我不要她單獨搬來這裡

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‎妳呢？

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‎妳也是新學生？

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‎不是

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‎我的朋友都死了

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‎我開玩笑的！

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‎她們都不在

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‎妳很搞笑

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‎黑暗但又搞笑

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‎妳想聽笑話嗎？

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‎怎麼抓絕無僅有的兔子？

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‎妳掘口井抓

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‎這應該是我聽過最爛的笑話

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‎這是冰棒上的笑話

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‎我家裡有一整盒

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‎有冰的冰棒，不只有棒子

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‎妳想來我家就可以來喔

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‎今天就可以來

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‎看妳要不要

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‎好啊

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‎不敢相信潼恩
‎這麼快就答應跟我交朋友

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‎她應該很寂寞

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‎但我得先照顧貝里戴爾維奇歐

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‎這份工作害我失去了友誼

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‎但我發誓不讓個人悲劇
‎干擾我發揮照顧小孩的優秀能力

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‎伸出小指！

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‎我們得教新皇室如何自處

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‎對吧，皇后？

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‎我是公主，不是皇后

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‎皇后穿像盒子的洋裝

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‎我錯了

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‎請喝

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‎哎呀呀

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‎太棒了，陛下

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‎妳給了我們好理由去換新洋裝

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‎這些不行

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‎妳的衣服在哪裡，貝里公主？

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‎這些是我的舊衣服

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‎這些才是我的新衣服！

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‎這件很漂亮

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‎這件是我的最愛

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‎媽咪！

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‎公主！

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‎妳玩得開心嗎？

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‎對不起，我們太吵了嗎？

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‎開什麼玩笑？

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‎我好高興妳們處得這麼好

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‎媽咪，看瑪麗安教了我什麼

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‎我那時懂了

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‎貝里心理是個小女孩

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‎她的新衣服幫人看得出這點

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‎是這樣的

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‎妳是右撇子還是左撇子？

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‎右撇子

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‎妳從很小就知道？

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‎差不多吧

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‎如果有人叫妳什麼都用左手做

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‎就會很怪對吧？

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‎我要是用左手拿剪刀，就會刺到自己

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‎貝里就是這種感受

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‎妳知道自己是右撇子

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‎貝里也知道自己是女生

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‎我們都希望外表跟內在相符，對吧？

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‎對，父母和保姆懂這點真是太棒了

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‎她好幸運

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‎妳好像懂很多

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‎我是加州人嘛

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‎我那時瞭解

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‎我交新朋友都有克莉絲緹在場

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‎而且正好在緊要關頭

217
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,945
‎因為隔天的俱樂部會議要是算數

218
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,989
‎我可能永遠失去所有朋友了

219
00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,749
‎喂，保姆俱樂部

220
00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:27,168
‎我是部長克莉絲緹湯瑪斯

221
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,797
‎喂，戴爾維奇歐太太

222
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,133
‎這個禮拜天？

223
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,053
‎很好，城裡有下午場表演啊

224
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:39,764
‎我看誰有空

225
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,309
‎好

226
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,853
‎她應該很樂意

227
00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:49,231
‎畢竟瑪麗安最棒了

228
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:52,318
‎謝謝

229
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:57,990
‎指定瑪麗安成了標準？

230
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:02,203
‎我們本週都被禁足了，記得嗎？

231
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,621
‎只有俱樂部開會能出門

232
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,456
‎她們還在氣我

233
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:07,083
‎也許她們是該氣我

234
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:10,378
‎但我那週末
‎起碼能跟新朋友潼恩一起

235
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:13,047
‎抱歉，我不該這麼巴著她

236
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:14,882
‎她邀我來跟她和她母親

237
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:18,010
‎參加她艾斯米阿姨主辦的女性野炊

238
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,471
‎她有點滑稽

239
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,890
‎但她很會辦聚會

240
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:26,102
‎只要妳對一點點新巫師主義
‎不介意就好

241
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,395
‎糟了

242
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,230
‎-潼恩，我們有沒有記得…
‎-鼠尾草<i>‎？</i>

243
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:30,398
‎妳太棒了

244
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,650
‎我只是比妳更有條理，就這樣

245
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,820
‎妳跟治療師大概也這樣說

246
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,036
‎終於到了

247
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,454
‎榮耀女神們

248
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,082
‎參加妳們自己的歡迎儀式
‎準時會死嗎？

249
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,583
‎嗨，艾斯米

250
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,545
‎妳阿姨是魔比達黛斯特尼？

251
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,671
‎什麼？

252
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,132
‎這是隔壁小女孩對她的稱呼

253
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,467
‎艾斯米還真希望這是她的巫婆名咧

254
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,554
‎-所以她真的是巫婆
‎-對

255
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,098
‎她比較算是精神醫者

256
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:08,728
‎女士們，塔羅牌師45分鐘後就得走人

257
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,396
‎快來吧

258
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,283
‎手牽手，月亮姐妹

259
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,910
‎在裝飾樹樁邊集結

260
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,121
‎妳們都知道

261
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:30,207
‎本月的天蠍座有新月

262
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:34,545
‎很多人本週應該會有動盪的感覺

263
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:35,588
‎那麼

264
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,006
‎上前來吧

265
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,301
‎在偉大的轉變期間分享

266
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,053
‎宇宙在聆聽

267
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,805
‎我想先說

268
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,892
‎我親愛的潼恩

269
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:48,851
‎來吧！

270
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,854
‎說話杖就交給你了

271
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,902
‎我想對艾斯米阿姨道謝

272
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,112
‎也想對大家道謝

273
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,322
‎感謝妳們歡迎我們

274
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,909
‎從西岸搬到東岸是很大的改變

275
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,368
‎我有同感

276
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,621
‎上週我前夫想對我說…

277
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,164
‎現在沒輪到妳，芭比

278
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:14,168
‎但改變也有好事

279
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:18,297
‎像是我今天帶來的新朋友

280
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,382
‎瑪麗安

281
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,385
‎歡迎，瑪麗安

282
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,554
‎來吧，跟我們分享

283
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,597
‎喔，不

284
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:30,017
‎公開演講是我另一個反覆的惡夢

285
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,693
‎快啊

286
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,488
‎別害羞

287
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,032
‎放寬心胸，告訴我們吧

288
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:46,826
‎放寬心胸？

289
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:47,993
‎告訴她們

290
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,621
‎我不是不想

291
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,583
‎我辦不到，對不起

292
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,377
‎瑪麗安！

293
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,257
‎-瑪麗安！
‎-這就是正港的天蠍

294
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,181
‎瑪麗安，等等！

295
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,099
‎什麼？

296
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,726
‎對不起，好嗎？

297
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,605
‎很抱歉我很害羞
‎很抱歉我不酷又不好笑

298
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,734
‎很抱歉我很怕大家和一切
‎很抱歉我愛道歉！

299
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,071
‎我抱歉到不能停止道歉

300
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,491
‎好吧

301
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,415
‎“好吧”？

302
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:36,500
‎對

303
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,963
‎新月分享儀式不是人人都愛的

304
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:42,298
‎可是…

305
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,633
‎我沒害妳出糗？

306
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,138
‎妳不覺得我是可悲的愛哭鬼

307
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,266
‎常常害自己出糗？

308
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:55,311
‎不，我認為妳會嚇到很好理解

309
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,022
‎但我怎麼想不重要

310
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,941
‎妳要是自認是可悲的愛哭鬼

311
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:04,153
‎我沒資格說妳不是

312
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,156
‎-我有時候覺得強壯無懼
‎-來吧

313
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,824
‎我們不用回那裡去

314
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,327
‎我們能去那裡坐著聊天

315
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,411
‎有時候呢

316
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,747
‎-我覺得像個小孩
‎-我們能玩UNO卡牌

317
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,208
‎我希望有對象能談這種事

318
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,502
‎能瞭解的對象

319
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,671
‎我要媽咪

320
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,673
‎就是媽咪

321
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,929
‎她幾個鐘頭後就會回家囉

322
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:34,099
‎我們在那之前能玩
‎至少五次皇家婚禮喔

323
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,518
‎我的頭好痛

324
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,522
‎喔，不

325
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,232
‎貝里發燒了

326
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,484
‎法蘭辛

327
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:47,738
‎妳不接電話大概是因為
‎《窈窕淑女》的第一部很長

328
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,323
‎但貝里發燒了

329
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,368
‎燒到40度，我不知道要怎麼辦

330
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,954
‎聽到語音請儘快回電

331
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:58,082
‎我想過要打給保姆俱樂部其他人

332
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:01,085
‎但她們大概太氣我，不會接電話

333
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,380
‎我打給我爸爸，但他也沒接電話

334
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,216
‎沒人能夠幫我化險為夷

335
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,301
‎只有我

336
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,558
‎-喂？
‎-緊急電話

337
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,394
‎嗨，我有緊急事件

338
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,230
‎我好害怕

339
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,065
‎但我看著貝里的臉龐

340
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,608
‎我就知道自己要勇敢

341
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,193
‎嘿

342
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,406
‎準備好了嗎？魚臉

343
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:35,744
‎好

344
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,664
‎雖然有點慢
‎但終於找到貝里戴爾維奇歐檔案了

345
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,125
‎他家地址是32號伯恩丘路嗎？

346
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,918
‎-對
‎-妳有給他液體嗎？

347
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,087
‎他要是缺水，就要靜脈注射

348
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,588
‎叫他換上這個

349
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,508
‎我不要藍色的

350
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,676
‎嗯…

351
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,428
‎聽說有人不太舒服

352
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,013
‎來看看這個小男孩吧

353
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,060
‎我能跟你們倆在外面談談嗎？

354
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,737
‎我知道你們很忙

355
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:14,158
‎但你們要是看她本人
‎而不是她病歷表

356
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,076
‎貝里不是男生

357
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,664
‎把她當男生就等於忽略她本性

358
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,460
‎你們讓她覺得不重要又羞恥

359
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,880
‎這樣她就不會覺得安全冷靜

360
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:32,509
‎所以從現在開始，請把她當成女生

361
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:37,097
‎如果可以的話
‎請給我一件不是藍色的院服

362
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,599
‎不好意思

363
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,518
‎瑪麗安

364
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,436
‎爸爸

365
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:44,688
‎瑪麗安

366
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,981
‎謝天謝地有妳在

367
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,274
‎我的寶貝在哪裡？

368
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:48,734
‎在那裡

369
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,111
‎親愛的

370
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,075
‎貝里有家長保護她了

371
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,203
‎我則得處理我的家長

372
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,217
‎爸爸

373
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,094
‎對不起

374
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,430
‎我知道我該等你回電再去醫院的

375
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,807
‎我不是要故意讓你擔心的

376
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,434
‎我只想確保貝里沒事

377
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,352
‎等等

378
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,313
‎妳以為我在氣妳？

379
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,900
‎我對妳好驚喜

380
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,987
‎聽妳對醫生這樣說話

381
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,282
‎妳讓我想起妳母親

382
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,534
‎真的嗎？

383
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:39,952
‎真的

384
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,248
‎妳可能並不知情

385
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,084
‎但獨自養妳

386
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,294
‎並不簡單

387
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:55,092
‎我常覺得不知道自己在幹嘛

388
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,427
‎但看到妳這樣

389
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,596
‎替那小女孩挺身而出

390
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,392
‎我就想：“她要是能這樣做

391
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,769
‎也許我並沒有搞砸”

392
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,567
‎也許妳母親就會對我稍微驕傲了

393
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,236
‎她應該會驕傲的

394
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,864
‎謝謝

395
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,661
‎我能問你一件事嗎？

396
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,080
‎當然可以，甜心

397
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,666
‎我能換髮型嗎？

398
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,627
‎我想要更有自信

399
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,963
‎更像大人

400
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:37,259
‎但我要是看起來像小孩就很難

401
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,431
‎瑪麗安，妳頭髮想怎麼造型都可以

402
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,349
‎真的嗎？

403
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,684
‎我只幫妳綁辮子

404
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,520
‎是因為妳母親只教過我這招

405
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,272
‎那這種衣服呢？

406
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,190
‎妳衣服怎麼了？

407
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,275
‎貓咪連身褲？

408
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,444
‎拉桿包？

409
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,778
‎好，暫停

410
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,364
‎拉桿包不會壓迫妳背部

411
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:03,202
‎妳要是想一輩子有中部背痛

412
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,453
‎那就試試看吧

413
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:07,873
‎謝了，爸爸

414
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,170
‎我真替妳驕傲

415
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,297
‎從外表是很難

416
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,798
‎看到內在怎樣的

417
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,716
‎要吃冰淇淋嗎？

418
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:18,717
‎好

419
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,763
‎你要是不問，他們就沒機會讓妳驚喜

420
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,477
‎我週一去了保姆俱樂部會議
‎準備面對衝突

421
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,189
‎但提到驚喜…

422
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,149
‎天哪，我們都聽說了！

423
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,819
‎你爸爸打給我們父母
‎告訴他們發生了什麼事

424
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,863
‎瑪麗安，妳真是英雄

425
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,531
‎而且我們現在不用禁足了

426
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,909
‎妳爸爸說很慶幸妳在俱樂部
‎跟有這麼好影響的

427
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:46,036
‎-年輕女生在一起
‎-那就是我們！

428
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,120
‎好耶！

429
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,414
‎坐救護車感覺怎樣？

430
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,125
‎我一定會恐慌發作的

431
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,126
‎瑪麗安才不會

432
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,461
‎壓力下還是無懼

433
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,922
‎妳讓俱樂部看起來很體面

434
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:58,674
‎對吧，克莉絲緹？

435
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,635
‎對，沒錯

436
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,013
‎我們得慶祝

437
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,683
‎椅子裡有蟲蟲軟糖

438
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:11,311
‎不吃明膠糖果的人呢

439
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,021
‎這裡有M&M巧克力

440
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,401
‎抱歉在飯堂對妳這麼壞

441
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,735
‎為了補償

442
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:22,239
‎我編了“瑪麗安好厲害”的播放清單
‎因為妳好厲害

443
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,204
‎那麼…

444
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,540
‎我們還能繼續當朋友嗎？

445
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,710
‎好，只要妳新閨蜜不介意

446
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,378
‎克莉絲緹

447
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,046
‎別這麼孩子氣了

448
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,093
‎我不相信魔比達

449
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:46,096
‎艾斯米阿姨的“天蠍座月亮”這種東西

450
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,682
‎但這個月的確有很多變化

451
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:50,267
‎有個很棒的新朋友

452
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,979
‎還有一點新氣象

453
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,783
‎我覺得我的外在終於符合我的內在了

454
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,285
‎成熟又亮麗

455
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,918
‎我爸爸甚至讓我邀
‎潼恩和她母親來家庭感恩節…

456
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,378
‎妳看起來真棒

457
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:22,049
‎…沒在網路上偷窺她們
‎或要求她們的社會安全碼

458
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,594
‎人類的一小步，我爸爸的一大步

459
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,019
‎嗨，妳們來了！

460
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,188
‎嗨，天哪！

461
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:38,023
‎妳看起來真美

462
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,195
‎蝸牛！

463
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:47,741
‎爸爸，這是我朋友潼恩和她媽媽

464
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:48,909
‎雪倫？

465
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:49,993
‎理查

466
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,998
‎你們彼此認識嗎？

467
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,293
‎-很久以前
‎-我們一起上過高中

468
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,128
‎他們很久以前認真交往過

469
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,548
‎希望你不是不填內餡的人

470
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:05,801
‎看來…

471
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,677
‎艾斯米阿姨一點也沒變

472
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:08,804
‎-沒有
‎-對

473
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,555
‎-請進
‎-謝謝

474
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,851
‎我知道今年感恩節會很特別

475
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,603
‎-天哪
‎-但我不知道

476
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,063
‎會有這麼特別

477
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:28,133
‎（獻給芬文布斯克）

478
00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,518
‎字幕翻譯：陳婷君