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‎（史黛西麥吉爾）

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎劇名：史黛西的秘密

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‎嘿，我沒看到你

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‎時代變了

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‎在今日快速的社會

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‎你需要幫手照顧小孩

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‎要值得依賴的保姆嗎？

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‎打給值得信賴的…

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‎（保姆介紹所）

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‎…BSA

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‎保姆介紹所！

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‎（我們可以待很晚！
‎週末、課後、晚間）

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‎（保姆介紹所）

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‎“需要保姆嗎？”是我想出來耶

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‎這些女孩應該是高中生

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‎她們何不跟正常青少年一樣
‎在賣場逗留？

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‎沒人想雇用她們，而不雇用我們的

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‎對吧？

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‎史黛西？

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‎我馬上就知道我們有麻煩了
‎但我很愛討好大家

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‎當然對

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‎秘書女士，可否請妳宣讀
‎我們接下來的工作？

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‎史黛西週四要替夏洛特喬韓森當保姆

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‎克勞蒂亞要照顧派克家三個小孩

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‎我週六和週日要去馬歇爾家

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‎牛頓家的新寶寶很快就會出生囉！

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‎-我好想聞她喔！
‎-我好期待！

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‎金上個月說她會很依賴我們俱樂部

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‎在嬰兒初期顧另一個孩子傑米

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‎那我們就算生意興隆囉

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‎保姆介紹所沒有機會的

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‎這是我們成功的證明

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‎她們想打進我們市場

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‎所以我們得跟競爭對手區分

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‎兒童包

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‎“克莉絲緹，兒童包是什麼？”
‎我很高興妳們問了

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‎瑪麗安，我為什麼這麼愛去妳家？

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‎因為聞起來不像青少年男孩的家？

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‎也對，但是不對

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‎因為妳爸爸有全部的桌遊

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‎而史黛西呢

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‎我其實從沒去過妳家

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‎但妳應該有很多很棒的東西

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‎我等不及邀妳們來我家了

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‎我媽只是想完成…

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‎廁所裝潢

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‎克勞蒂亞則是主礦脈

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‎想像我們每次來玩，克勞蒂亞都帶了

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‎她所有的酷東西

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‎我是說，來這裡聚

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‎真天才

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‎我們箱子裡裝滿舊玩具

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‎然後用俱樂部會費補足缺乏的玩具

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‎每次工作都帶箱子

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‎孩子們就會很期待我們有什麼

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‎我們得裝飾箱子

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‎克莉絲緹說得對

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‎從保姆俱樂部開始

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‎-連克勞蒂亞都沒來過我家
‎-來

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‎拿這份包裝紙

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‎她們要是來過夜或甚至聚聚

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‎我就很難藏住這個

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‎我六個月前診斷出一型糖尿病

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‎太短了

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‎試穿長一點的上衣

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‎只要妳伸手臂
‎胰島素幫浦不會跑出來就好

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‎不過快一點，我們要去鞋店找妳爸爸

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‎我的胰臟產生不了維生用的胰島素

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‎所以我得帶這個幫浦並注意飲食

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‎不然我就會進醫院

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‎更糟的是

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‎大家一知道我有疾病
‎他們只會注意我的疾病

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‎還是太貼身

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‎-看看我媽媽就知道
‎-小外套怎麼樣？

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‎我有時候覺得她對我感到可恥

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‎對我疾病感到可恥

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‎但無論我們兩個
‎有多希望能回復正常

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‎我都回不去了

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‎我再去拿幾件

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‎媽！天哪

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‎妳好幸運，妳肚裡那東西

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‎還要十年才會恨妳做的一切

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‎媽，拜託，金是我們的客戶

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‎妳覺得怎樣？

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‎跟大象一樣

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‎懷孕的大象

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‎所有女孩們都好興奮

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‎我們等不及見寶寶並照顧傑米了

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‎妳們一定要來拜訪喔

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‎我要試看這些
‎裝不裝得下我的龐大身體

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‎別擔心，她應該什麼都沒看到

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‎但我介意的不是這個

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‎“妳們一定要來拜訪喔”

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‎她沒說“當保姆”？

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‎她大概說錯話而已

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‎但我隔天去照顧夏洛特喬韓森

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‎-才知道
‎-嗨！

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‎史黛西！

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‎-這是給我的嗎？
‎-是啊

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‎我開始覺得頭暈

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‎我都帶著蘋果汁，需要時提升血糖

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‎我能喝果汁嗎？

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‎嘿，小妞

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‎史黛西的東西不代表都是妳的

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‎沒關係

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‎珠子耶！我要做珠寶

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‎好

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‎我要走囉，妳們玩得開心，乖乖喔

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‎-再見，寶貝
‎-掰，媽

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‎對夏洛特而言，我只像個好保姆

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‎-我可以去玩嗎？
‎-可以啊

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‎但對我而言

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‎這就像是提醒我生病一樣

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‎我不需要更多提醒

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‎妳看

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‎夏洛特，那是哪裡來的？

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‎（保姆介紹所）

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‎保姆介紹所

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‎不好意思

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‎妳應該就是蕾西路易斯

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‎就是我本人

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‎跟我說話的這位是？

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‎保姆俱樂部的總務史黛西麥吉爾

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‎這對我有什麼意義嗎？

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‎別裝了，妳們偷了我們的點子

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‎妳們的介紹所完全瓢竊我們的俱樂部

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‎告我啊，不然就別告
‎點子又沒有智慧財產權

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‎我要抄俱樂部，我抄得更成功

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‎我沒有宵禁，我可以開車到各地

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‎歡迎來到自由市場

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‎那就祝妳好運

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‎因為我們客戶對我們的服務非常滿意

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‎是嗎？

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‎-對
‎-妳真該支持女性

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‎一位女性成功，所有女性都成功

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‎除非我害妳們倒閉

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‎妳氣球玩得開心

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‎她才不想要氣球

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‎我幹嘛不能拿氣球？

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‎我有不乖嗎？

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‎來吧，夏洛特

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‎願最好的保姆勝出

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‎介紹所盯上我們了

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‎動員！

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‎需要保姆嗎？

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‎打給保姆俱樂部

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‎看哪，瑜伽課

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‎中大獎了

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‎（保姆介紹所）

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‎我們努力了，但她們總是捷足先登

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‎喂，保姆俱樂部

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‎保姆介紹所？

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‎不，這是保姆俱…

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‎介紹所！

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‎嗨，我來當卡爾的保姆

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‎我就是卡爾

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‎是我女婿叫妳來的嗎？

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‎我不需要人幫我換尿布

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‎我可以自己來！

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‎對，介紹所騙我們去應付假工作

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‎他們則忙著奪取真工作

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‎在那之後，克莉絲緹開始讀
‎她在圖書館找到的怪書…

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‎（《孫子兵法》）

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‎…但連她都不知道
‎我們有多需要這種兵法

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‎媽，妳怎麼回家了？

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‎寶寶要出生囉！

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‎傑米！

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‎-嗨，克莉絲緹
‎-嗨

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‎金幾個鐘頭前開始分娩

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‎傑米要在這裡待到他們通知

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‎-我們得救了
‎-妳在說什麼？

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‎牛頓家的寶寶是救世主

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‎被派來凡間拯救俱樂部的生意

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‎我去打電話給金，看她何時需要我們

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‎我們就會整週客滿了

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‎甜心，我們何不讓金生完寶寶

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‎再開始騷擾她

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‎-問妳的工作時程好嗎？
‎-說得對

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‎-我傳簡訊就好
‎-克莉絲緹

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‎照顧新生兒很辛苦的

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‎我猜啊

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‎金需要比較有經驗的人

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‎妳知道的，比較年長的人

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‎比較年長的保姆？

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‎對

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‎媽，那是什麼？

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‎這個嗎？

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‎瓦特森把家傳戒指改成我的尺寸

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‎很厲害，對吧？

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‎大概吧

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‎老實說，我不清楚妳為何需要戒指
‎顯示妳有對象了

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‎妳就像財產，接下來怎樣？

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‎妳要開始走在他身後了嗎？

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‎當然了

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‎而且妳要是從現在開始

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‎能叫我“歸屬瓦特森”

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‎那我們就更自在了

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‎不准再叫我“媽”

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‎我們要大家清楚狀況

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‎我要替這小傢伙做點食物

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‎然後妳能練習點保姆技巧

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‎克莉絲緹就在此時召開保姆俱樂部

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‎第一場緊急會議

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‎好，有隻叫“率然”的蛇

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‎要是攻擊蛇頭

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‎蛇尾就會攻擊妳

208
00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,395
‎要是攻擊蛇尾，蛇頭就會攻擊妳

209
00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:26,232
‎要是攻擊蛇中央，頭尾都會攻擊妳

210
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,441
‎什麼？

211
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,694
‎這是《孫子兵法》來的，跟上進度

212
00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:33,864
‎好，介紹所進軍了我們地盤
‎我們得擬訂新計畫

213
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,367
‎我們不能失去俱樂部
‎這是我最棒的點子

214
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,745
‎這是我爸讓我出門的唯一理由

215
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:40,788
‎我需要錢

216
00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:43,332
‎我習慣某種生活品質了

217
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,167
‎黑貂畫筆

218
00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:48,588
‎“我需要俱樂部
‎是因為我不能失去朋友

219
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:49,505
‎不能重蹈覆徹”

220
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,215
‎我該這樣說的

221
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,384
‎但我被分心了

222
00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:00,891
‎嘿，笨蛋，我們有汽水嗎？

223
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,644
‎我不知道，去看冰箱，我不是你管家

224
00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:04,895
‎嘿，聽聽看

225
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,774
‎我開始流汗

226
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,192
‎我的膝蓋軟掉了

227
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,277
‎我得認識他是誰

228
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,029
‎-嗨
‎-嘿

229
00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,072
‎山姆，這是我朋友史黛西

230
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,408
‎史黛西，這是我哥哥山姆

231
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,452
‎妳把他藏到哪裡去了？

232
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,828
‎高中？

233
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,371
‎我說出口了嗎？

234
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,289
‎-對
‎-對

235
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:28,002
‎你要是上石溪高中

236
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,712
‎那你應該認識介紹所的女生？

237
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,798
‎你認識蕾西路易斯
‎和蜜雪兒派特森嗎？

238
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,260
‎她們辦了那個保姆生意，對吧？

239
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:37,678
‎那個團體？

240
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,640
‎她們賺了好多錢
‎大概算很厲害的點子吧

241
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:45,102
‎那是我們的俱樂部，笨蛋！
‎她們抄襲了我們的點子

242
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,813
‎團體當保姆的是我們

243
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,231
‎妳的俱樂部是做這個的？

244
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,734
‎我以為妳們只是坐著討論認識的寶寶

245
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:53,527
‎小心吉他啦！

246
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,737
‎我們要怎麼辦？

247
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,947
‎連妳哥哥都不知道
‎我們俱樂部在做什麼

248
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,741
‎我們需要大廣告

249
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,076
‎告示牌要多少錢？

250
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,620
‎-大概要很多錢吧
‎-對

251
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:03,704
‎很多錢

252
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,792
‎天哪，我不是因為山姆而暈暈的

253
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,127
‎我本來是的

254
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,588
‎但我的血糖開始降低

255
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,759
‎我得在壞事或糗事發生前離開這裡

256
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,010
‎史黛西

257
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,095
‎妳要去哪裡？

258
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,971
‎我忘了遛狗

259
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,890
‎妳何時開始養狗了？

260
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:25,559
‎我剛養的，牠很圓

261
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,146
‎-幸會
‎-再見

262
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:30,815
‎很圓？

263
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,191
‎我不知道

264
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,238
‎史黛西？

265
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:40,074
‎我的血糖降低了一點
‎拜託，媽，我現在沒事了

266
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,158
‎妳那時獨自一人嗎？

267
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,244
‎有人看到妳那樣嗎？

268
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:44,954
‎妳的果汁呢？

269
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,373
‎果汁…不夠，媽，我現在沒事了

270
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,999
‎-拜託，冷靜點
‎-不，我…

271
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,418
‎-不
‎-不，妳並沒有沒事

272
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,419
‎-不！
‎-手機給我！

273
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,336
‎史黛西，給我

274
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,130
‎-媽，拜託不要！
‎-給我

275
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,841
‎-我沒事
‎-妳才沒有沒事

276
00:11:56,924 --> 00:12:00,052
‎我媽替我在斯坦福
‎張羅了週六緊急諮詢

277
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:04,014
‎代表我得整天抽血、尿在杯子裡

278
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,475
‎那天真是超低潮

279
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,685
‎對大家來說都是低潮

280
00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:11,522
‎保姆俱樂部！我們有個保姆俱樂部

281
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,443
‎保姆俱樂部！

282
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:17,987
‎需要保姆嗎？

283
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,905
‎打給保姆俱樂部！

284
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:22,908
‎瑪麗安，妳什麼都不說

285
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,036
‎這是我的惡夢

286
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:30,082
‎克莉絲緹是《牠》的小丑
‎把夜間恐懼帶進白天

287
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,754
‎我們要給忠實客戶特價！

288
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,046
‎記得喔

289
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,216
‎有時候妳認為大家在批評我們
‎但他們並沒有

290
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,801
‎妳們看起來真蠢

291
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,428
‎窩囊廢！

292
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,222
‎我們回家吧

293
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:53,022
‎所以我們的三明治板沒帶來新生意

294
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,150
‎但我們起碼走了一萬步？

295
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,277
‎抱歉我沒辦法加入妳們

296
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:02,907
‎又被爸爸的保時捷載去紐約了嗎？

297
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,034
‎我們懂的

298
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,661
‎我們今天要開會嗎？

299
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,289
‎我們都知道不會接到任何電話

300
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:13,417
‎我有很多數學功課要做

301
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,669
‎妳們想取消嗎？

302
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,963
‎我們目前沒有任何工作

303
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:22,218
‎而且我應該沒精力盯著不響的電話

304
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,220
‎哇，那是什麼？

305
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,306
‎傑米！

306
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,978
‎你在做什麼？你不能獨自在街上

307
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:40,236
‎我的新保姆叫我出來這裡自己玩

308
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,618
‎妳沒廉恥嗎？

309
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:48,619
‎噁，什麼啊？

310
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,831
‎妳把傑米留在外面，他差點被車撞

311
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,290
‎妳說這叫當保姆？

312
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,793
‎我不知道妳在說什麼，他又沒事

313
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,628
‎去你房間玩，好嗎？

314
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,630
‎孩子們不該僭越

315
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,049
‎要有走道通行證

316
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,926
‎或有迪士尼快速通行證

317
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,303
‎不然就會被巴頭

318
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,847
‎你連押韻都沒成功，先生

319
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,891
‎金讓我作主，所以我得用任何方法

320
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,060
‎保護這個地方

321
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,062
‎我天生並不愛告密

322
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,355
‎因為並不上道

323
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:19,483
‎但讓小男孩自己坐在路上玩？

324
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,485
‎這太過分了

325
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,903
‎喂，金

326
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,822
‎我是保姆俱樂部的史黛西

327
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,450
‎對，我要讓妳知道傑米出事了

328
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,452
‎妳會後悔的

329
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,289
‎她說得沒錯

330
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,291
‎（保姆介紹所）

331
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,302
‎“妳想讓這種人當保姆？”

332
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,137
‎（連結）

333
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,639
‎史黛西！

334
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,475
‎天哪！

335
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,560
‎史黛西，妳還好嗎？

336
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,186
‎介紹所稍微上網搜尋

337
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,982
‎就找出了我搬來石溪的真正理由

338
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,276
‎我以為這一切都能忘卻了

339
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,904
‎我錯了

340
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,366
‎史黛西

341
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:11,744
‎這是什麼？

342
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,371
‎拜託，妳得告訴我們

343
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,372
‎我知道

344
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,792
‎我們都知道妳一直藏著些什麼

345
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,212
‎到底是什麼？精神崩潰？

346
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,257
‎神經疾病？

347
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,967
‎毒品？

348
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,260
‎-克莉絲緹！
‎-怎樣啦？

349
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,138
‎保姆介紹所找出這個想破壞我們名譽

350
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,641
‎不管是什麼，我們都有權利知道

351
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,850
‎是糖尿病啦

352
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,186
‎我有糖尿病，好嗎？

353
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:38,979
‎第一型糖尿病

354
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:39,980
‎沒有解藥

355
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,649
‎我這輩子都會有糖尿病

356
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,526
‎妳知道多久了？

357
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:46,904
‎去年春天知道的

358
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,032
‎我開始覺得怪怪的

359
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,743
‎我掉了很多體重

360
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,995
‎我媽以為我有飲食失調

361
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,831
‎她帶我去看精神科醫生

362
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:02,586
‎同時間我變得越來越病

363
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,547
‎直到妳們看到的影片為止

364
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,218
‎但妳幹嘛騙我們？

365
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,136
‎因為我害怕…

366
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,682
‎我以為妳們要是知道
‎就會只認為我生病了

367
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,433
‎我只是個病女孩

368
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,393
‎史黛西

369
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:21,188
‎那支影片是我這輩子最糟的一天

370
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:24,024
‎連我最好的朋友蓮恩都瘋傳影片

371
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,609
‎他們都評論

372
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,071
‎確保曼哈頓每家私校的學生

373
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,197
‎都至少看過一次

374
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,740
‎他們真是混蛋

375
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:35,285
‎我以為妳們也會嘲笑我

376
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,830
‎史黛西，我們才不會

377
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:38,914
‎不會的

378
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,582
‎絕對不會

379
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,709
‎妳瘋了嗎？

380
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,585
‎還是妳血糖降低了？

381
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,962
‎太快了啦

382
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,631
‎妳怎麼知道？

383
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,384
‎妳又不是唯一有糖尿病的人，史黛西

384
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,552
‎我媽的朋友珍就有

385
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:52,886
‎我表姐艾瑞卡也有

386
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,471
‎女星荷莉貝瑞也有

387
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,515
‎什麼？

388
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,308
‎是真的嘛

389
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,185
‎那我們要怎麼辦？

390
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,521
‎所有家長都收到了連結

391
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,566
‎他們已經擔心我們不夠負責任了

392
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,026
‎那我們就要證明他們錯了

393
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,862
‎我們得做最負責任的事

394
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,030
‎吸地板

395
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,575
‎不對，說實話

396
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,118
‎對

397
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:17,870
‎聽著

398
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,872
‎我不知道奢華的曼哈頓是怎麼樣

399
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:23,042
‎但在髒舊的石溪，我們就這樣做

400
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,211
‎可以嗎？

401
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,716
‎我們要打幾通電話

402
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,803
‎我們就召開了保姆俱樂部
‎另一場緊急會議

403
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,972
‎但這次跟其他會議不一樣

404
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,934
‎你們看到的影片是我胰島素休克

405
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,979
‎那是在我4月
‎診斷出糖尿病不久前的事

406
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:48,275
‎介紹所寄影片給大家
‎說服你們別信任我們俱樂部

407
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,111
‎我知道影片看起來情況很糟

408
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,780
‎但我好多了

409
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,449
‎我知道怎麼照顧自己

410
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,826
‎我知道怎麼照顧你們的孩子

411
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,871
‎我很抱歉發生了這種事

412
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:05,042
‎但我得知道我的孩子
‎不會身處不安全境地

413
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,543
‎醫療裝置呢？

414
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,588
‎小孩碰到醫療裝置有危險，對吧？

415
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,964
‎我猜問題大概是

416
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,134
‎我們能確保她不會再發作嗎？

417
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,721
‎真相是

418
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,473
‎你們沒辦法確定的

419
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,684
‎我當保姆要是讓你們不自在

420
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,394
‎我會瞭解的

421
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,397
‎但請別懲罰俱樂部其他成員

422
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,024
‎也許她們比較年輕

423
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,943
‎也許她們沒辦法待太晚

424
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,319
‎但他們很在乎

425
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,737
‎要是這樣會讓大家放心

426
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,281
‎那我就退出保姆俱樂部

427
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,449
‎等等，史黛西

428
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,786
‎-拜託
‎-我不認為有這個必要

429
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,413
‎嗨，我認識多數父母

430
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,874
‎我是夏洛特的媽媽佩姬喬韓森

431
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,711
‎我也是斯坦福長老教會的內分泌專家

432
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,964
‎我馬上就注意到她的胰島素幫浦了

433
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,257
‎妳知道嗎，史黛西？

434
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,552
‎我看到她一邊照顧夏洛特
‎一邊處理自己的症狀

435
00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:00,055
‎要說的話，史黛西比同齡孩子更成熟

436
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,431
‎因為她的健康狀況

437
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:06,353
‎而且夏洛特老問她何時要

438
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,855
‎帶兒童包回來玩

439
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,525
‎這是我們所有保姆帶去工作的包裹

440
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,777
‎這是俱樂部的特別之處

441
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,571
‎克勞蒂亞照顧愛蓮娜和妮娜時

442
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,782
‎我們回家都會看到她們做的美術計畫

443
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,368
‎或聽到瑪麗安讀給她們聽的書

444
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,953
‎介紹所可沒這些

445
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,122
‎克莉絲緹每次照顧我兒子傑奇時

446
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,540
‎他們都會在公園練足球

447
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,542
‎我有一次叫他上床睡覺

448
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,670
‎他說：“妳不是我的老大
‎克莉絲緹教練才是”

449
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,049
‎我們只需要能待晚一點的保姆

450
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,093
‎所以才找上介紹所

451
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,637
‎她們想欺侮史黛西

452
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,056
‎妳想找這種人替孩子當榜樣嗎？

453
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,395
‎我們會處理宵禁的問題，對吧，媽？

454
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,272
‎我們可以談談

455
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,566
‎同時間呢

456
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,485
‎我們的忠實客戶還是有特價喔

457
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,946
‎天哪，真對不起

458
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,618
‎我那時就瞭解到，我屬於這裡

459
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,330
‎不只是俱樂部，而是更大的…

460
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:07,998
‎整個社區

461
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,211
‎他們喜歡我原本的樣子

462
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,297
‎上衣真好看，史黛西

463
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,092
‎妳認為呢？

464
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,678
‎太棒了

465
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,140
‎什麼？我女兒很棒嘛

466
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,934
‎妳要幫我的工作手機這樣裝飾

467
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,019
‎我就能成為辦公室的酷傢伙了

468
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,481
‎我要去做早餐了，就這樣

469
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,318
‎很可愛，對吧？

470
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,028
‎這是藍色的

471
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,948
‎媽，我對糖尿病不可恥了

472
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,658
‎我也不要妳感到可恥

473
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,785
‎可恥？才沒有

474
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:50,082
‎我要保護妳不再受傷害

475
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,750
‎但對妳感到可恥？

476
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:53,877
‎永遠不可能

477
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,844
‎妳知道嗎？我在想

478
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,431
‎很多人用霹靂腰包裝胰島素幫浦

479
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,476
‎古馳出了這款很棒的腰包

480
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,937
‎可以裝在這裡，是淡藍色的，好可愛

481
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,356
‎還好妳回去當保姆了

482
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,109
‎妳可能到了35歲就付得起了

483
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,583
‎天哪！

484
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,335
‎這裡是保姆俱樂部

485
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,171
‎對，我們的客戶都回籠了

486
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,464
‎然後還有更多客戶

487
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,050
‎因為對方耍低招時

488
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,094
‎我們也沒耍高招

489
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,804
‎我們反走誠實路線

490
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,015
‎對，金，我們很樂意

491
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,475
‎我要聽整個出生的故事

492
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,185
‎媽媽說我早上8點出生

493
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,938
‎眼睛大睜觀察一切

494
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,774
‎我在凌晨4點36分出生的，對吧？

495
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,651
‎準備好要應付世界囉

496
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:03,864
‎我媽在分娩30個鐘頭後
‎不記得我出生的時間

497
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,033
‎妳呢，瑪麗安？

498
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,367
‎我不知道

499
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,660
‎妳該問美美

500
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,121
‎她應該知道，她跟妳母親很熟

501
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:12,289
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

502
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,463
‎來見露西

503
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:22,799
‎史黛西

504
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:25,302
‎妳想讓其他女孩看怎麼抱嗎？

505
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,986
‎歡迎來到石溪，露西

506
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,728
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