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‎（克勞蒂亞）

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎劇名：克勞蒂亞與神秘的來電

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‎我對很多事都很在行

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‎好耶！

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‎比方說，時尚

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‎還有當保姆

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‎我對當保姆真的很在行

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‎但我最在行的是美術

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‎我在行到一個境界

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‎美術課沒有作業、不用考試

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‎我繪畫或雕刻時

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‎那些告訴我該做什麼

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‎或我該當誰的小聲音

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‎都不見了

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‎真棒

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‎天哪，是崔佛桑伯恩

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‎冷靜，克勞蒂亞

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‎有種伊莉莎白佩頓的風格

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‎你對她的作品很熟？

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‎她和我爸爸在1990年代
‎在雀兒喜飯店展覽過

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‎哇，我是說…

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‎真酷

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‎用油料很難畫出半透明效果

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‎但是妳搞定了

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‎我喜歡你的作品

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‎這是什麼主題？

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‎跟妳的一樣

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‎這是自畫像

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‎-真抽象
‎-對

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‎妳有聽說週五晚上的舞會嗎？

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‎-萬聖節舞會？
‎-對

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‎妳會去嗎？

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‎天哪！

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‎對，我是說…

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‎不會

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‎我是說，我還沒決定

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‎酷

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‎也許我們那裡見囉

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‎那他有沒有邀妳去舞會啦？

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‎克莉絲緹湯瑪斯也對很多事很在行

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‎怎樣啊？

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‎很不幸

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‎含蓄不是她的才能之一

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‎他問我去不去舞會，然後說在那裡見

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‎所以他基本上有邀我

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‎我們會一起去舞會

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‎-基本上算是
‎-是這樣的

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‎崔佛桑伯恩這種人
‎不會上門拿飾花出現

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‎他那圈子的人不做這種事的

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‎所以是什麼圈子？

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‎細膩的圈子

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‎藝術圈

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‎妳會變裝嗎？

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‎我本來要當魔髮精靈的

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‎但崔佛要去的話

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‎我可能要換更優雅一點的裝扮

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‎-沒錯
‎-真的嗎？

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‎這個懶得好好邀妳出去的男生

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‎妳竟然要為他打扮？

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‎克莉絲緹，我不希望看起來孩子氣

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‎孩子氣的是這場愚蠢的舞會

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‎讓男孩子又有機會辜負人

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‎讓女孩子整輩子都替他們找藉口

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‎付我錢，我都不去

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‎妳呢，瑪麗安？

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‎帥哥羅根可能會去喔

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‎妳老盯的那個圖書館志工男？

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‎我不知道妳在說什麼

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‎總之，我爸爸不會讓我去的

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‎他被最近的神秘來電人士
‎浪費夠時間了

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‎那是什麼？

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‎新聞上的某個擅闖民宅怪胎

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‎妳會接到這種詭異的匿名電話

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‎然後發現來電是從房子裡打來的

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‎他聽到我們了！神秘來電人士

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‎喂，這是保姆俱樂部

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‎喂，親愛的，瓦特森和我
‎週五晚上要去萬聖節派對

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‎需要保姆照顧凱倫和安德魯

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‎請稍候

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‎瓦特森週五需要保姆

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‎但那天晚上就是舞會

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‎對，我們要去舞會

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‎克莉絲緹

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‎這是俱樂部開張後第七次

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‎妳母親或瓦特森打來找人了

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‎只有妳還沒接過他們工作

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‎他們真正想找的又是妳

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‎瑪麗安史比爾是你們週五的保姆

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‎祝妳今天愉快

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‎那妳會去萬聖節舞會囉？

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‎我寧願再度得頭蝨

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‎妳真常得頭蝨

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‎我另一個在行的就是烹飪

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‎我很常跟祖母美美煮飯

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‎她教了我很多

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‎請給我蘿蔔，我的小克勞蒂亞

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‎美美是我認識的人裡什麼都在行的

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‎應該是因為她不管做什麼

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‎都放進了滿滿的愛

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‎然後讓菜煨煮

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‎妳順便談談這男孩子的事

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‎崔佛長得很帥

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‎他的印象派作品很…

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‎他爸爸是很有名的畫家

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‎他認識一堆藝術界的人

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‎要是父母能夠

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‎很瞭解妳，不就太好了？

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‎我的小克勞蒂亞

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‎妳這年紀沒人會認為父母瞭解他們的

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‎另一方面呢，祖父母…

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‎我很喜歡他，我覺得他也喜歡我

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‎史黛西就說他喜歡我

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‎妳認為呢？

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‎我認為這男孩要是不喜歡妳
‎我的小克勞蒂亞

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‎他一定就是瘋了

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‎妳其他課上得怎樣？

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‎妳是說美術課之外的課？

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‎我們以為今年會不一樣

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‎中學本該讓妳重新開始的，克勞蒂亞

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‎盡棄前嫌

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‎我們只想幫妳，親愛的

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‎我不需要幫忙，媽

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‎我又沒有半科不及格

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‎妳的代數老師今天下午打電話給我

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‎她要確保妳明天單元考有準備好

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‎克勞蒂亞

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‎妳今年學業要認真一點

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‎這不是小學了

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‎妳的成績會上永久成績單的

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‎妳不想上好大學嗎？

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‎我父母和我從二年級開始

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‎就有類似的對話

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‎我有很多做得到的事

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‎他們只在乎我做不到的事

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‎-我能給點建議嗎？
‎-當然可以，珍妮

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‎我讀了《今日心理學》一篇
‎最近行為學的研究

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‎害怕失去和希望獲得比較能激勵

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‎研究的對象

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‎說重點，珍妮

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‎今天稍早在克勞蒂亞的照護者會議間

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‎我偷聽到她計畫要參加舞會

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‎擔任男性同學的非正式伴侶

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‎對方應該是叫崔佛？

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‎妳在窺探我？

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‎我當時在找我的防噪耳機

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‎我的建議如下

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‎她有好成績就能去舞會

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‎要是考不及格就不能去

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‎我喜歡

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‎珍妮，謝謝妳目標明確又有建設性

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‎珍妮，謝謝妳成為

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‎破壞我人生的活百科

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‎但那晚有意外的不只有我

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‎哈囉？

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‎爸爸？

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‎爸爸

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‎你幹嘛坐在黑暗裡？

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‎妳知道現在幾點了嗎？

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‎8點20分

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‎妳該幾點回家的？

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‎8點

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‎爸爸，我才遲到20分鐘

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‎妳知道20分鐘能發生多少事嗎？

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‎妳可能會被車撞、被抓進車裡

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‎那擅闖民宅人士…

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‎神秘來電人士？

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‎…還在費爾非郡逍遙法外

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‎但妳懶得打電話讓我知道妳還活著

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‎對不起

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‎我接受妳的道歉

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‎但老實說，妳要是不好好用

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‎妳央求的這隻昂貴新手機

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‎我看不出有什麼用

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‎不，爸爸，別把我手機沒收

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‎那我要怎麼打電話給你？

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‎如果有緊急事呢？

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‎我有考慮過

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‎好消息是，妳的舊手機運作正常

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‎這隻手機程式設好能用了

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‎我熬了半夜讀二次方程式

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‎誰知道這是什麼

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‎然後我穿了很精明的衣服

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‎金斯伯格大法官時髦裝

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‎超可愛的

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‎看吧，克勞蒂亞，快對了！

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‎妳只要除以8然後把因式設成0

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‎這樣就好了

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‎妳怎麼辦到的？

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‎妳也可以的

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‎呼吸慢慢來、檢查算式

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‎數學就有這種好處
‎妳要是對了就會知道的

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‎我本來要告訴她
‎我從沒這種經歷的，結果…

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‎天哪，他要過來了

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‎天哪！

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‎說啊，告訴她們

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‎我明晚沒辦法替布魯爾一家當保姆

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‎她昨晚遲到20分鐘
‎她爸爸就把她禁足了

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‎害我得替笨瓦特森的笨孩子當保姆

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‎除非妳們有人決定不去舞會

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‎當然不要

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‎妳之前氣她要當凱倫和安德魯保姆

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‎現在她不能去，妳又要氣她？

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‎妳太不理性了

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‎不好意思，我可是要經營事業耶

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‎要是有人不專業
‎對她生氣並不算不理性

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‎妳們知道誰才不理性嗎？

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‎理查史比爾

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‎克莉絲緹，拜託

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‎他太過偏執
‎把妳當成箱裡的陶瓷娃娃

211
00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,314
‎還有什麼神秘收費亭…

212
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,566
‎-“神秘來電人士”
‎-隨便

213
00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,734
‎他瘋了

214
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,111
‎連我媽都這樣認為

215
00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:31,362
‎他根本不正常

216
00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:33,406
‎妳又怎麼知道什麼叫“正常的爸爸”？

217
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,367
‎克莉絲緹…

218
00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,618
‎我是說，我…

219
00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,538
‎我真是壞人

220
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,500
‎克莉絲緹和瑪麗安
‎從幼稚園就是好朋友

221
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,044
‎我沒看過她們這樣

222
00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:50,381
‎但我現在得跟數學家一樣思考

223
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,050
‎而不是什麼婚姻諮詢

224
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:56,429
‎-抱歉
‎-不好意思

225
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,180
‎-嘿
‎-嗨

226
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,183
‎我本來午餐要跟妳談的
‎但妳好像很忙

227
00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,185
‎我只是想讓妳知道

228
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,855
‎明天晚上的萬聖節舞會

229
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,524
‎妳要是需要人載一程

230
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,985
‎我爸爸可以接妳，我們可以…

231
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,987
‎一起去，看妳要不要

232
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:13,904
‎好啊

233
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,531
‎-真的嗎？
‎-那就太好了

234
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,617
‎酷，對了，妳眼鏡真好看

235
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,121
‎冷靜點

236
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,206
‎課本收起來

237
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,460
‎因為審判日到了

238
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,224
‎那晚瑪麗安還是覺得
‎像世上最糟的朋友

239
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,896
‎很不幸，瑪麗安新的舊手機
‎只能打四個號碼

240
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,066
‎她爸爸、她爸爸、緊急求救

241
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:50,983
‎和她爸爸

242
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:55,863
‎但瑪麗安和克莉絲緹
‎有更古老的溝通方法

243
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,129
‎（我…很抱歉）

244
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,716
‎（我不該那樣說的）

245
00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,102
‎收到訊息了

246
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,148
‎隔天是我自己的關鍵時刻

247
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,360
‎今晚會是夢想還是惡夢？

248
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,320
‎我會不會跟崔佛坐車去舞會？

249
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:40,741
‎演變成終生合夥、進入藝界巔峰

250
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,703
‎或花下半輩子待在家裡

251
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:46,539
‎看珍妮在網路上糾正鄉民文法？

252
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,583
‎我會不會及格，或是…

253
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,876
‎不及格

254
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,587
‎比上次好了

255
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:57,299
‎也許妳父母會說：“有進步耶！”

256
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,427
‎崔佛會認為我很窩囊

257
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,761
‎他不會的

258
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,138
‎那我怎麼辦？

259
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:06,016
‎我在學校只認識
‎妳、克莉絲緹、和瑪麗安

260
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,601
‎妳們都不去舞會了

261
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,228
‎對不起，史黛西

262
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:10,813
‎我真的很抱歉

263
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,026
‎好，來吧，這給妳

264
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,445
‎這是什麼？

265
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,572
‎正式來說，這是給妳讀書用的

266
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,700
‎非正式來說
‎妳應該有注意到我全用鉛筆寫

267
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,243
‎包括我上面的姓名

268
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,995
‎妳要是想利用

269
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:29,206
‎妳帶著四處跑的軟熊橡皮擦
‎做點藝術改造…

270
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,375
‎-妳是說對我父母說謊？
‎-不是

271
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,336
‎把真相延遲到明天就好

272
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,464
‎到妳和崔佛相愛之後

273
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,507
‎到妳能穿很棒的萬聖節服裝之後

274
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,511
‎克勞蒂亞，這是我轉校後第一次舞會

275
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,305
‎我真的很想去

276
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,891
‎但我不想自己去

277
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,649
‎這的確是場道德困境

278
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,277
‎我得去我能思考的地方

279
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,988
‎我能獨處自若的地方

280
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,284
‎但有人先到了

281
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,369
‎妳認為呢？

282
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:09,872
‎老實說

283
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,378
‎很棒

284
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,631
‎真的很棒

285
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,550
‎我爸爸說這缺乏原創性

286
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,178
‎像他在1980年代畫過的東西

287
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,765
‎我以為要是畫得跟他類似

288
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:31,060
‎他可能就會破例對我感到驕傲

289
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,604
‎我再怎麼試

290
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,606
‎都做不出他要的東西

291
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,361
‎我那時體悟到，不管你父母是誰

292
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,113
‎他們都能讓你覺得，你讓他們失望

293
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,450
‎這種讓你感覺悲傷

294
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,577
‎害怕或不夠優秀的感覺

295
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,497
‎才是真正的神秘來電人士

296
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,501
‎你是很棒的藝術家，崔佛
‎你該畫自己想畫的東西

297
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,380
‎這不就是藝術的重點嗎？

298
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,801
‎妳真特別，妳知道嗎？

299
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:08,973
‎今晚見

300
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,391
‎天哪

301
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,726
‎好，我真的得去舞會了

302
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,981
‎而且一開始就創造這種

303
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,358
‎不實際的期待，不是我父母的錯嗎？

304
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,487
‎（收件人：媽媽）

305
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,906
‎沒人是完美的

306
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,578
‎這些壁畫都是世紀之交完成的

307
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,037
‎這裡呢

308
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,248
‎則是我最愛的房子一部分

309
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,709
‎這是條呢喃走廊

310
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,588
‎我要是在一邊呢喃
‎妳在另一邊就聽得到

311
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,589
‎來，我來示範

312
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,882
‎來吧，妳會喜歡的

313
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,883
‎站在這裡就對了

314
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:44,967
‎好

315
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,969
‎安德魯，你來這裡

316
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,055
‎好

317
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,017
‎克莉絲緹

318
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,352
‎我們很高興妳來了

319
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:56,812
‎對吧，安德魯？

320
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,771
‎對

321
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,652
‎我去幫安德魯倒杯牛奶

322
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,199
‎他是努力過頭了沒錯

323
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,661
‎但你們在一起，讓我們好開心

324
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,207
‎凱倫特別期待想跟妳在一起

325
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,836
‎好

326
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,299
‎某人該換上睡衣道晚安囉

327
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,509
‎去吧，小兄弟

328
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:28,969
‎晚安，克莉絲緹

329
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,347
‎感謝妳過來

330
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:32,932
‎來吧，小兄弟

331
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,402
‎幸會，凱倫

332
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,779
‎拿出餅乾吧

333
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,616
‎我替娃娃守夜需要茶點

334
00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:00,417
‎妳看起來真棒

335
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:01,877
‎是嗎？

336
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,879
‎真是革命性的服裝

337
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,881
‎是妳目前最棒的佳作喔

338
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,134
‎我們都好替妳驕傲

339
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,803
‎是因為成績嗎？

340
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,430
‎成績是好消息

341
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:17,643
‎但我替妳驕傲
‎是因為妳是我的小克勞蒂亞

342
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,688
‎對我而言，這就再足夠不過了

343
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,148
‎我們幫妳找耳環吧

344
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,620
‎我們該把它眼睛閉上嗎？

345
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:37,705
‎不用

346
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,499
‎墳墓裡夠暗了

347
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,627
‎晚安，喀拉喀托

348
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,087
‎妳活過了一遭

349
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:46,630
‎妳現在死了

350
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,554
‎我們要祈禱嗎？

351
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,931
‎喀拉喀托不信神

352
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,186
‎是誰？

353
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,104
‎（不明來電者）

354
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,356
‎沒人

355
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,649
‎不可能沒人

356
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,776
‎大概只是打錯電話的

357
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,445
‎或是神秘來電人士

358
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,904
‎妳聽過這號人物嗎？

359
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,283
‎他會一直打電話給妳

360
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,659
‎他打電話時

361
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,995
‎就在妳家裡

362
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,622
‎看著妳

363
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,334
‎聽著妳

364
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,337
‎聞著妳

365
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,972
‎這才不是神秘來電人士，凱倫

366
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,397
‎她來了

367
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,900
‎我們的“甲”學生！

368
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,527
‎她看起來真棒

369
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,155
‎她看起來像95分！

370
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,784
‎親愛的，我們好高興

371
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,285
‎謝了，媽

372
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,828
‎我能親眼看考卷嗎？

373
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,246
‎很抱歉當這麼難搞的媽

374
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,166
‎我只想看妳名字在那成績旁邊

375
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,603
‎克勞蒂亞，這是什麼？

376
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,647
‎我的考卷

377
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,566
‎我真正的考卷

378
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,110
‎那個95分是怎麼回事？

379
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,611
‎那是史黛西的考卷

380
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,447
‎所以妳騙了我們？

381
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:40,244
‎對，我誤導了你們
‎因為我真的很想去舞會

382
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,747
‎但我多年來連長除法都做不好

383
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,667
‎不可能輕易就把代數考好的

384
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,629
‎我跟珍妮不一樣
‎我受夠了得跟她一樣了

385
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,339
‎我們只希望妳努力

386
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,757
‎我努力過了

387
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,802
‎但老實說，我寧願做我在行的事

388
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,596
‎而不想聽我腦海裡的神秘來電人士

389
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,849
‎告訴我，我在行的事不重要

390
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,312
‎我們很高興妳說了真話

391
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:08,897
‎我也很高興

392
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,482
‎我愛你們

393
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,025
‎我們也愛妳

394
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,819
‎過來

395
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,867
‎那我10點前就會回家囉

396
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,618
‎妳以為要去哪裡？

397
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,912
‎我真的不能去舞會嗎？

398
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,789
‎妳瘋了嗎？

399
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,502
‎負向強化是有用，但持續是關鍵

400
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,837
‎閉嘴啦，珍妮

401
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,391
‎我說了真話，對不起

402
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:48,020
‎別擔心，大家都想當妳朋友的
‎尤其是我

403
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:52,024
‎對了，跟崔佛打招呼
‎告訴我他穿了什麼

404
00:19:56,695 --> 00:20:00,324
‎（不明來電）

405
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,668
‎我認為妳該接電話

406
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:22,554
‎你要什麼？

407
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,806
‎我想對妳道歉

408
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,141
‎瑪麗安？

409
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,809
‎我一直打電話給妳

410
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:28,894
‎妳幹嘛不接？

411
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,437
‎妳號碼為什麼沒有來電顯示？

412
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,940
‎我爸爸讓我回頭用那支蠢老鼠電話

413
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,276
‎妳知道要用這東西
‎打電話給妳有多難嗎？

414
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,655
‎我想告訴妳，凱倫在經歷詭異時期

415
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,114
‎但她其實很有趣的

416
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,783
‎我會想念妳的

417
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,372
‎還有，地下室有第二個冷凍櫃
‎裡面有冷凍士力架巧克力棒

418
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:52,167
‎別讓孩子們知道
‎但妳要吃幾條都可以

419
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,126
‎就這樣嗎？

420
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,212
‎我也想說對不起

421
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,256
‎我那樣說了妳父親

422
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:58,840
‎可是，克莉絲緹…

423
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,177
‎妳得調適妳對瓦特森的糾結

424
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,764
‎不管妳喜不喜歡，他都會成為妳家人

425
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,392
‎所以也許試著去喜歡吧

426
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,936
‎明天見

427
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,855
‎別繼續打來了，嚇壞凱倫了

428
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,275
‎才沒有呢！

429
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,151
‎再見了

430
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,699
‎妳想吃冷凍士力架嗎？

431
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,034
‎我還以為妳不會問了

432
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:33,834
‎同時間
‎史黛西經歷了她自己的恐怖電影

433
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,795
‎穿著瑪麗安東尼的戲服

434
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,964
‎還想儘量裝低調

435
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,675
‎她終於看到認識的人了

436
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,344
‎美術老師喬韓森太太

437
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,806
‎她雖然是老師，但算是個酷老師

438
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:48,724
‎-嗨！
‎-嗨

439
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,519
‎這套服裝真厲害

440
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,771
‎很不幸，是很厲害沒錯

441
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,607
‎親愛的，妳記得史黛西麥吉爾吧

442
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:00,444
‎-她是夏洛特最愛的保姆
‎-當然記得

443
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,529
‎等等，妳們倆今晚都當舞會監護人

444
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:04,823
‎那誰在照顧夏洛特？

445
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,746
‎我沒得去萬聖節舞會

446
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:14,166
‎跟崔佛的事只能等了

447
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:17,711
‎但我很開心，做我最在行的事

448
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:18,795
‎總地來說

449
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,505
‎今晚還算不錯

450
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,759
‎結果史黛西來電

451
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:25,385
‎妳看！

452
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:27,137
‎保姆介紹所

453
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,014
‎（保姆介紹所
‎需要保姆嗎？請來電）

454
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:30,515
‎喔，美美

455
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,268
‎看來我們有競爭對手了

456
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:55,934
‎字幕翻譯：陳婷君