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‎（克劳迪娅）

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎（克劳迪娅和幽灵电话）

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‎我擅长很多事情

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‎很好！

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‎例如 时尚

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‎以及看孩子

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‎我非常擅长当保姆

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‎但我最擅长的 其实是艺术

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‎可以说是精通了

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‎艺术课上没有作业 没有考试

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‎当我绘画或雕塑时

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‎总有一些声音告诉我该做什么

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‎应该成为什么样

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‎请走开

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‎画得好棒啊

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‎我的天啊 特雷弗桑德伯恩

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‎淡定 克劳迪娅 深呼吸

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‎有一点伊丽莎白佩顿的风格

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‎你了解她的作品吗？

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‎90年代时
‎她和我父亲曾一起在切尔西酒店办展

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‎哇哦 我是说…

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‎不错 很酷呢

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‎油画很难有那种半透明的效果 但是…

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‎你做到了

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‎我也很喜欢你的作品

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‎画的是什么呀？

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‎跟你一样

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‎这是自画像

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‎-好抽象
‎-是啊

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‎对了 你听说周五晚上的舞会了吗？

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‎-万圣节舞会吗？
‎-是啊

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‎你要去吗？

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‎我的天啊！

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‎是啊 我是说…

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‎不

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‎我是说 我还没想好

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‎行吧

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‎也许到时候见了

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‎他有没有邀请你一起去舞会？

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‎克里斯蒂托马斯也擅长很多事情

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‎嗯？

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‎不幸的是

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‎敏锐并不包含其中

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‎他问我去不去 然后说到时候见

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‎所以算是邀请我了吧

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‎我们会一起去的…

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‎-算是吧
‎-问题是这样的

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‎像特雷弗桑德伯恩这样的人
‎是不会带着胸花出现在你门前的

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‎在他的圈子里 不是这样来的

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‎具体是什么圈子呀？

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‎复杂的圈子

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‎艺术的圈子

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‎你要穿装扮吗？

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‎我本来要扮成巨魔娃娃的

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‎但特雷弗也去

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‎我可能要打扮得更考究一点

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‎-同意
‎-说真的吗？

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‎你打算为一个男生而盛装打扮吗？

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‎他都不敢正式约你

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‎克里斯蒂 我不想看上去太幼稚

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‎这破舞会才幼稚

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‎让男孩又一次令人失望

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‎让女孩一辈子都在为他们找借口

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‎就算给我钱 我也不会去

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‎那你呢 玛丽安？

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‎可爱的罗根可能也会去哦

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‎他在图书馆做志愿者
‎你总盯着他 是吧？

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‎我不知道你在说什么

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‎我爸是不可能让我去参加的

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‎他最近一直在喋喋不休地谈论
‎那个幽灵电话

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‎那是什么？

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‎有一个怪胎入侵者 最近新闻总在说

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‎你会接到令人毛骨悚然的匿名电话

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‎然后 你会意识到
‎电话是从房子里打来的

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‎他听见我们了！是幽灵电话

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‎您好 保姆俱乐部

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‎你好 宝贝
‎我和沃森周五晚上要去万圣节派对

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‎所以凯伦和安德鲁需要保姆

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‎请稍等

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‎沃森周五需要保姆

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‎但周五有舞会呀

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‎是啊 我们肯定要去的

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‎克里斯蒂

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‎这是俱乐部成立以来

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‎你妈或沃森第七次打电话来找保姆了

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‎只有你没有去过

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‎只有你是他们想要找的

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‎玛丽安斯皮尔周五会去的

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‎祝您愉快

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‎所以这意味着
‎你要去万圣节舞会了吗？

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‎我宁愿再次长头虱

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‎你经常长头虱的

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‎我还擅长一件事 那就是烹饪

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‎我经常跟美美外婆一起做饭

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‎她教会我很多

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‎把胡萝卜给我吧 克劳迪娅

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‎无论什么事 美美都很精通

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‎我觉得这是因为 无论她做什么

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‎都会带着爱意去做

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‎现在让它慢慢炖吧

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‎你来跟我说说这位男生

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‎特雷弗 他很可爱

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‎他会画抽象派的画作…

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‎他父亲是一位很有名的画家

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‎他了解所有艺术圈的人

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‎是不是很棒呀？

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‎能有真正懂你的父母

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‎我的克劳迪娅

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‎你这样年纪的孩子
‎都觉得父母不懂自己

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‎外婆就不一样了…

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‎我很喜欢他 我觉得他也喜欢我

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‎史黛西也那么说

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‎你觉得呢？

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‎我觉得如果他不喜欢你 克劳迪娅

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‎那他就一定是疯掉了

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‎其他课程的成绩怎么样？

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‎你是说艺术课之外吗？

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‎我们以为今年会有所不同的

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‎进入中学 意味着重新开始 克劳迪娅

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‎从头再来

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‎我们是想帮你 宝贝

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‎我不需要帮助 妈妈

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‎我又没有考砸

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‎你的代数老师今天下午来过电话

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‎她想确保
‎让你为明天的单元测验做好准备

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‎克劳迪娅…

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‎你今年应该认真对待学习了

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‎这已经不是小学了

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‎你的成绩将记录在永久成绩单上

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‎你不想进一所好大学吗？

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‎从二年级开始 我和父母

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‎就有过这样的对话了

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‎我擅长那么多事情

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‎他们只关心那件我不擅长的事

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‎-我能提一条建议吗？
‎-当然 珍妮

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‎我在《今日心理学》上
‎读到一项最近的行为研究

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‎发现研究对象倾向于采取特定行动
‎是因为害怕失去

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‎以及希望得到

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‎说重点 珍妮

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‎在之前克劳迪娅的保姆圈聚会上

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‎我无意中听到 她打算参加舞会

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‎作为一个男同学的非正式舞伴

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‎是特雷弗吧？

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‎你在监视我吗？

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‎我的降噪耳机找不到了

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‎我的建议是这样的

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‎如果她得到高分 就可以去舞会

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‎如果不及格 那就不能去

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‎好主意

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‎珍妮 谢谢你
‎很有目标导向 很有建设性

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‎谢谢你 珍妮

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‎你是毁了我一生的活百科全书

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‎但那天晚上 不仅是我遇到了意外

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‎有人吗？

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‎爸爸？

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‎爸爸

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‎你为什么坐在那里 也不开灯？

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‎你知道现在几点了吗？

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‎8:20

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‎你应该几点回家？

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‎8点

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‎爸爸 只是20分钟而已

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‎你知道20分钟能发生什么吗？

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‎你可能被车撞到 被骗上车

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‎还有那个入侵者…

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‎幽灵来电人吗？

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‎他还在费尔菲尔德县逍遥法外呢

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‎你都不说打电话给我
‎让我知道 你还活着

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‎对不起

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‎我接受你的道歉了

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‎但说实话 我觉得没有必要

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‎让你继续用那部你想要的新手机了

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‎你都不能负责任地去使用

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‎不行 爸爸 你不能没收我的手机

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‎不然我怎么联系你呢？

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‎如果有紧急情况怎么办？

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‎我想过了

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‎好消息是 你的旧手机一点没坏

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‎都调好了 随时可用

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‎我熬了大半夜 研究二次方程

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‎也没搞明白

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‎我穿了一件显得很聪明的衣服

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‎鲁思金斯伯格的风格

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‎超级可爱

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‎克劳迪娅

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‎你只需要除以8 然后把因数设为0

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‎然后就可以了

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‎你怎么做到的？

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‎你也可以的

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‎深呼吸 慢慢来 好好检查

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‎这就是数学的伟大
‎只要做对了 你就能知道

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‎我正要告诉她
‎我从没有过这种经历 这时候…

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‎我的天啊 他朝这边走过来了

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‎我的天啊！

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‎说吧 告诉她们吧

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‎我明晚不能去给布鲁尔家当保姆了

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‎她昨晚晚到家20分钟 被她爸禁足了

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‎现在我要去面对
‎弱智沃森的弱智孩子们了

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‎除非你们有人决定不去舞会了

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‎那可不行

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‎你先是生气
‎因为她要去给凯伦和安德鲁当保姆

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‎现在她不去了 你又生气了吗？

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‎你太疯狂了

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‎拜托 我是想要做生意

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‎当某人表现不专业时 生气并不疯狂

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‎你知道谁才疯狂吗？

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‎理查德斯皮尔

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‎克里斯蒂 拜托

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‎他太偏执了
‎他把你当作是盒子里的瓷娃娃了

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‎还扯什么收费亭里的幽灵

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‎-是幽灵电话
‎-随便吧

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‎他是神经病

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00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,111
‎连我妈都那么觉得

215
00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:31,362
‎他不正常

216
00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:33,406
‎你懂正常的爸爸是什么样吗？

217
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,367
‎克里斯蒂…

218
00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,618
‎我是说 我…

219
00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,538
‎我太糟糕了

220
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,500
‎从幼儿园开始
‎克里斯蒂和玛丽安就是好闺蜜了

221
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,044
‎我从没见过她们这样

222
00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:50,381
‎但是现在 我要像数学家一样思考

223
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,050
‎而不是婚姻顾问

224
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:56,429
‎-抱歉
‎-抱歉

225
00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:58,556
‎-嘿
‎-嗨

226
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,183
‎吃午饭时
‎我本想去找你的 但你好像有点忙

227
00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,185
‎我只是想告诉你

228
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,855
‎关于明晚的万圣节舞会的事

229
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,524
‎我只是觉得 如果你想搭车什么的

230
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,985
‎我爸爸可以去接你 然后我们开车去…

231
00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,987
‎一起去 如果你愿意

232
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:13,904
‎好啊

233
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,531
‎-真的吗？
‎-那就太好了

234
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,617
‎很好 对了 你的眼镜很好看

235
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,121
‎都坐好

236
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,206
‎把书放起来

237
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,460
‎因为今天是审判日

238
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,224
‎那天晚上 玛丽安仍然觉得
‎自己是世界上最烂的朋友

239
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:46,896
‎不幸的是
‎玛丽安的旧手机只能打四个号码

240
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,066
‎她爸 她爸 报警电话

241
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:50,983
‎以及她爸

242
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:55,863
‎但玛丽安和克里斯蒂
‎有一种更古老的交流方式

243
00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:13,714
‎我很抱歉

244
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,091
‎我不该

245
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,008
‎那么说的

246
00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,102
‎消息收到了

247
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,148
‎第二天是我自己的揭晓时刻了

248
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,360
‎今晚会是美梦 还是噩梦呢？

249
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,320
‎我是跟特雷弗一起坐车去舞会

250
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:40,741
‎最终成就人生伴侣
‎登上艺术世界的巅峰呢

251
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,703
‎还是只能在家里度过我的余生

252
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:46,539
‎看珍妮在Reddit上
‎纠正别人的语法呢？

253
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,583
‎我会考过 还是会…

254
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,876
‎挂科了

255
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,587
‎比上次有进步了

256
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:57,299
‎也许你父母会说 “不错 有进步！”

257
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,427
‎特雷弗会觉得我是一个笨蛋的

258
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,761
‎不会的

259
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,138
‎那我呢？

260
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:06,016
‎在这所学校 除了你和克里斯蒂
‎以及玛丽安 我谁都不认识

261
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,601
‎你们都不去舞会了

262
00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:09,311
‎抱歉 史黛西

263
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:10,813
‎真的很抱歉

264
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,026
‎好吧 给你

265
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,445
‎这是干什么？

266
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,572
‎官方说法 帮助你学习

267
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,700
‎非官方说法 你会注意到
‎我全是用铅笔写的

268
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,243
‎包括我的名字

269
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,995
‎所以如果你想要用你那些

270
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:29,206
‎花哨的炭画橡皮擦
‎发挥一下你的艺术细胞…

271
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,375
‎-你是说 跟我父母撒谎吗？
‎-不是

272
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,336
‎就是掩盖真相 直到明天

273
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,464
‎在你和特雷弗坠入爱河之后

274
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,507
‎在你穿上漂亮的万圣节装扮之后

275
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,511
‎克劳迪娅
‎这是我在新学校的第一次舞会

276
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,305
‎我真的很想去

277
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,891
‎我不想一个人去

278
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,649
‎这是道德上的两难境地

279
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,277
‎我需要去一个我能思考的地方

280
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,988
‎我可以做自己的地方

281
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,284
‎但有人先到那里了

282
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,369
‎你觉得怎么样？

283
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:09,872
‎说实话

284
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,378
‎太棒了

285
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,631
‎真的

286
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,550
‎我爸说 我是模仿他

287
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,178
‎很像他在80年代画的东西

288
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,765
‎我以为 如果我像他一样画画

289
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:31,060
‎他可能会为我感到骄傲

290
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,604
‎无论我如何尝试

291
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,606
‎都不是他想要的

292
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,361
‎那时 我意识到 不管你的父母是谁

293
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,113
‎他们总能让你觉得 你让他们失望了

294
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,450
‎那种感觉 那种让你感到悲伤

295
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,577
‎害怕 不够优秀的感觉

296
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,497
‎那才是真正的幽灵电话

297
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,501
‎特雷弗 你是一个很棒的艺术家
‎你应该画你想画的

298
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,380
‎这不就是艺术的全部意义吗？

299
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,801
‎你很特殊 你知道吗？

300
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:08,973
‎今晚见了

301
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,391
‎我的天啊

302
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,726
‎好吧 现在我必须去舞会了

303
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,981
‎再说了
‎当初产生这些不切实际的期望

304
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,358
‎难道不是我父母的错吗？

305
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,487
‎（妈妈）

306
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,906
‎好吧 人无完人

307
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,578
‎这些壁画都是世纪之交的作品

308
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,037
‎在这边

309
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,248
‎是这间屋子里 我最喜欢的地方

310
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,709
‎这是一条低语走廊

311
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,588
‎我在这头低语 你可以在那头听见

312
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,589
‎我演示给你看

313
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,882
‎过来 你会喜欢的

314
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,883
‎站在这里

315
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:44,967
‎好了

316
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,969
‎安德鲁 过来

317
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,055
‎好了

318
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,017
‎克里斯蒂

319
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,352
‎我们很开心 你能过来

320
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:56,812
‎是吧 安德鲁？

321
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,771
‎是啊

322
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,652
‎我要去给安德鲁热点牛奶

323
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,199
‎他是用力过猛了

324
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,661
‎因为我们好开心 能够团聚在一起

325
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,207
‎凯伦尤其开心 能跟你在一起

326
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,836
‎好了

327
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,299
‎我觉得是时候换上睡衣说晚安了

328
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,509
‎去吧 伙计

329
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:28,969
‎晚安 克里斯蒂

330
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,347
‎谢谢你过来

331
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:32,932
‎走吧 伙计

332
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,402
‎很高兴见到你 凯伦

333
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,779
‎把饼干拿出来吧

334
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,616
‎我需要一些点心 为我的洋娃娃守灵

335
00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:00,417
‎你美极了

336
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:01,877
‎是吗？

337
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,879
‎革命性的装扮

338
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,881
‎这是你最好的作品之一

339
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,134
‎我们都为你骄傲呢

340
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,803
‎因为考试成绩吗？

341
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,430
‎考试是好消息

342
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:17,643
‎但我为你骄傲
‎是因为你是我的克劳迪娅

343
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,688
‎对我来说 这就足够了

344
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,148
‎我去帮你选耳环吧

345
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,620
‎我们要合上她的眼睛吗？

346
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:37,705
‎不用

347
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,499
‎坟墓里够黑了

348
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,627
‎永别了 喀拉喀托

349
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,087
‎你曾活过

350
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:46,630
‎如今已逝

351
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,554
‎我们要祈祷吗？

352
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,931
‎喀拉喀托是一个无神论者

353
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,603
‎是谁呀？

354
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,356
‎没谁

355
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,649
‎不可能没谁的

356
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,776
‎可能就是打错了

357
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,445
‎也可能是幽灵电话

358
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,904
‎你听说过他吗？

359
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,283
‎他会不停给你打电话

360
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,659
‎不停地打

361
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,995
‎他就在你家里的某个地方

362
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,622
‎看着你

363
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,334
‎听着你

364
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,337
‎闻着你

365
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,972
‎不是幽灵电话的 凯伦

366
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,397
‎她来啦

367
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,900
‎我们的优秀生！

368
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,527
‎看起来美极了

369
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,155
‎她看着就像95分的好学生！

370
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,784
‎宝贝 我们真是开心坏了

371
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,285
‎谢谢 妈妈

372
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,828
‎我能看看卷子吗？

373
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,246
‎抱歉做这样的妈妈

374
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,166
‎但我只是想看你的名字在分数旁边

375
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,603
‎克劳迪娅 这是什么？

376
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,647
‎我的考试成绩

377
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,566
‎真实的成绩

378
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,110
‎那95分呢？

379
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,611
‎那是史黛西的

380
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,447
‎所以你骗我们了吗？

381
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:40,244
‎是啊 我误导你们了
‎因为我太想去舞会了

382
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,747
‎但我不是代数考试能拿高分的人

383
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,667
‎这么多年了 我都做不好长除法

384
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,629
‎我不是珍妮
‎我厌倦了非要变成她那样了

385
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,339
‎我们只希望 看到你的努力

386
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,757
‎我在努力了

387
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,802
‎但说实话 我宁愿专注我擅长的事情

388
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,596
‎而不是听从我脑袋里的幽灵电话

389
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,849
‎告诉我 那些事情是不重要的

390
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,312
‎我们很高兴 你能说实话

391
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:08,897
‎我也是

392
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,482
‎我爱你们

393
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,025
‎我们也爱你

394
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,819
‎过来抱抱

395
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,867
‎好了 我十点就回来

396
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,618
‎你要去哪里呀?

397
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,912
‎我不能去舞会吗？

398
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,789
‎你疯了吗？

399
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,502
‎负强化有作用的 但保持一致是关键

400
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,837
‎闭嘴吧 珍妮

401
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,391
‎我说实话了 对不起

402
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:48,020
‎别担心 大家都想跟你做朋友的
‎尤其是我

403
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:52,024
‎以及替我跟特雷弗打招呼
‎告诉我 他穿了什么

404
00:19:56,695 --> 00:20:00,324
‎（未知呼叫）

405
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,668
‎我觉得你应该接电话

406
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:22,554
‎你想要干什么？

407
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,806
‎我想跟你道歉

408
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,141
‎玛丽安？

409
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,809
‎我不停给你打电话

410
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:28,894
‎你怎么都不接呢？

411
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,437
‎你的号码怎么没显示呢？

412
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,940
‎我爸又让我用回以前的破手机了

413
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,276
‎你知道用这东西打电话给你
‎到底有多难吗？

414
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,655
‎我想告诉你
‎凯伦正在经历喜欢幽灵的阶段

415
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,114
‎但她其实挺有趣的

416
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,783
‎我会想你的

417
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,372
‎以及地下室还有一个冰箱
‎里面有冷冻士力架

418
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:52,167
‎本来是不能告诉孩子们的
‎不过你可以随便吃

419
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,126
‎就这事吗？

420
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,212
‎我还想跟你道歉

421
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,256
‎不应该那么说你的爸爸

422
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:58,840
‎但是 克里斯蒂…

423
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,177
‎你得处理好跟沃森的关系

424
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,764
‎无论你是否喜欢
‎他都会是你家的一部分了

425
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,392
‎所以试着去喜欢他吧

426
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,936
‎明天见吧

427
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,855
‎别再打电话 吓坏凯伦了

428
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,275
‎并没有！

429
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,151
‎拜拜

430
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,699
‎你想吃冷冻士力架吗？

431
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,034
‎我以为你不会问呢

432
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:33,834
‎与此同时
‎史黛西正在经历她自己的恐怖电影

433
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,795
‎尽量做到不引人注目

434
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,964
‎穿着玛丽安托瓦内特的装扮

435
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,675
‎终于 他看到了自己认识的人

436
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,344
‎乔汉森夫人 我们的艺术老师

437
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,806
‎虽然是老师 但是特别酷

438
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:48,724
‎-嗨！
‎-嗨

439
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,519
‎你的装扮太漂亮了

440
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,771
‎嘿嘿 说的是呢

441
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,607
‎亲爱的 你还记得史黛西麦吉尔吧

442
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:00,444
‎-她是夏洛特最喜欢的保姆
‎-当然了

443
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,529
‎等等 你们今晚都来了

444
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:04,823
‎谁在家看着夏洛特呢？

445
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,746
‎所以我没去万圣节舞会

446
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:14,166
‎跟特雷弗的故事 只能再等等了

447
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:17,711
‎但我非常开心 做着我擅长的事情

448
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:18,795
‎总而言之

449
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,505
‎这一晚还不算差…

450
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,759
‎直到接到史黛西的电话

451
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:25,385
‎快看啊！

452
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,512
‎保姆介绍所

453
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:30,515
‎哦 美美…

454
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,268
‎看来我们有竞争对手了

455
00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,214
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