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‎（克莉絲緹湯瑪斯）

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎一切都從七年級學期初
‎某個週五下午開始

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‎我從學校跟好友瑪麗安史比爾走回家

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‎我跟往常一樣說個不停…

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‎所以妳得聽我說

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‎…瑪麗安跟往常一樣耐心聆聽

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‎那裡面超熱的

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‎跟金星表面一樣熱

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‎他嘀咕個不停

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‎說什麼湯瑪斯傑弗遜很天才

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‎人人生而平等之類的

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‎妳指的是雷德蒙老師？

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‎對，所以我站起來問

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‎“他要是這麼天才
‎為什麼不說‘男女’生而平等？”

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‎好樣的

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‎只是我好像提高了音量

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‎但我忘了舉手

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‎他有叫妳課後留校嗎？

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‎他叫我寫論文“品行的重要”

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‎什麼是“品行”？

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‎沒被點名就別開口

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‎有禮貌、別出頭之類的

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‎但廁所裡的男生拿衛生紙塞褲子

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‎彼此擦汗，但只有我被說不乖

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‎妳認為他會打電話給妳媽嗎？

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‎我不希望明晚妳來我家過夜計畫告吹

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‎我快說服爸爸讓我們
‎外送披薩和冰淇淋了

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‎雙重乳製品耶！哇
‎接下來要拿酒櫃的鑰匙嗎？

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‎能吃糖就算有進步了

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‎-我等不及了
‎-我等不及了

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‎瑪麗安的母親在她18個月大時去世

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‎她父親超呵護她的

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‎但起碼他在乎她

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‎我爸在我弟弟大衛麥可出生後就跑了

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‎他前三年來看過我們兩次

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‎然後寄了生日卡片，然後就消失無蹤

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‎隔壁是岸一家人

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‎克勞蒂亞和瑪麗安還有我
‎以前常在一起

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‎但克勞蒂亞後來決定

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‎自己比較喜歡男生和漂亮衣服

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‎我真想她

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‎我們兩個都很想她

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‎克莉絲緹

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‎這裡

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‎嘿，你在這裡幹嘛，兄弟？

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‎妳沒開門讓我進去

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‎你不是還要20分鐘後才到家？

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‎你幹嘛不去岸家？
‎美美會讓你借待一下的

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‎我在校車上忍了很久

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‎請別說出去，尤其是查理和山姆

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‎他們會認為我長不大

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‎兄弟，我當然不會說

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‎來吧，我們來換衣服
‎我幫你做起司餡餅

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‎打得好，查理

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‎對，比你好

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‎誰餓了啊？

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‎媽，妳擋住我玩電動了

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‎我買了披薩給你耶

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎妳問怎麼回事是什麼意思？

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‎你能幫我們拿幾片披薩嗎？

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‎妳提早回家了

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‎-你買了披薩
‎-對

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‎妳被解僱了嗎？

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‎沒有，寶貝，我沒有被解僱

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‎我只是有個小忙要你們幫

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‎明晚有誰會在家？

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‎-能照顧大衛麥可嗎？
‎-妳要跟瓦特森約會？

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‎不是，是有幾位潛在客戶

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‎週末要來城裡

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‎我明晚要跟奧莉薇亞出去

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‎我要跟艾莫特和奧立佛
‎去看致癌樂團表演

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‎我也要借車

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‎謝了，兩位

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‎我明晚本來要去瑪麗安家過夜

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‎但我們大概可以…

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‎妳不用取消計畫

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‎妳兩個哥哥連想都沒想

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‎沒事

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‎我去打幾通電話

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‎上次那個女的

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‎有這種表情的是誰？

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‎喂，我是蘿倫，我不方便接電話…

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‎現在沒人開手機了！

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‎“您的保姆網會員已過期

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‎續訂請付79美元99？”

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‎喂？是

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‎對，明天晚上

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‎一個鐘頭多少錢？

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‎妳要做什麼，餵他母奶？

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‎妳認為瑪麗安可不可能

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‎明晚來這裡過夜嗎？

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‎她父親要是知道妳很晚才會回家

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‎應該不會准許

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‎對，當然了

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‎抱歉，媽

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‎為什麼這麼難啦？

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‎我小時候

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‎我母親會打給鄰居某個女生

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‎用的還是座機電話喔

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‎對方就會接電話

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‎因為這是社交認知的一環

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‎就這樣，那時刻…

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‎我的披薩開始害我嗆到

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‎但我嗆到時，我人生在眼前一一浮現

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‎我母親想記起
‎她17年前學過的嬰兒急救

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‎我突然想到了這輩子最棒的好點子

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‎保姆的生意？

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‎不只是生意，而是俱樂部

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‎妳真的認為大家
‎會把孩子託付我們照顧？

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‎我們都老在照顧大衛麥可

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‎這倒是真的

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‎孩子們需要關心他們的趣味保姆

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‎真正想上門的保姆

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‎對

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‎而且妳不會相信
‎某些成人保姆收費有多高

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‎我們可以收半價致富

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‎瑪麗安顯然願意加入

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‎但兩個人不夠組成俱樂部

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‎我們需要另一位成員

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‎克勞蒂亞是我們認識最酷的女孩

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‎俱樂部則是我們做過最酷的事

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‎克勞蒂亞，很酷的保姆點子

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‎很好玩又能賺錢喔

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‎我和瑪麗安放學後能過來談談嗎？

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‎…高等法院代表的司法制度

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‎執行長就是總統

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‎和立法院，也就是美國國會

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‎湯瑪斯女士

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‎妳在課間傳紙條嗎？

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‎-沒有
‎-岸女士？

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‎請把湯瑪斯女士傳給妳的紙條給我

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‎你是說簡訊嗎？

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‎我的手機在置物櫃裡

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‎妳還沒交品行論文呢，湯瑪斯女士

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‎岸女士，別再亂畫鞋子，注意聽

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‎妳平均可不想再有
‎考試不及格了，對吧？

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‎參議院的趣事…

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‎克勞蒂亞

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‎我得注意聽

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‎（好）

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‎她真棒

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‎美美是克勞蒂亞的祖母

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‎她很冷靜，很常待在廚房

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‎泡茶讓人安心

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‎-妳好嗎？
‎-很好

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‎其他女孩都在樓上

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‎我去泡茶吧

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‎謝謝

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‎“其他女孩”？有幾個人啊？

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‎-嗨，珍妮
‎-嗨，珍妮

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‎他好像喜歡妳

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‎-真的嗎？妳這樣認為？
‎-對

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‎我不知道

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‎嘿

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‎嘿

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‎嘿，各位好

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‎克莉絲緹、瑪麗安

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‎這是我朋友史黛西麥吉爾

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‎嗨

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‎史黛西剛從紐約搬來石溪

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‎紐約哪裡？

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‎城裡

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‎妳是指曼哈頓？

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‎對，上西區

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‎所以當保姆聽起來很酷

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‎妳告訴了她？

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‎抱歉，這是秘密嗎？

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‎不算是

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‎扭扭糖！

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‎不用了

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‎好吧，我們要開保姆俱樂部

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‎不好意思，我以為妳說我們要賺錢

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‎讓我說完

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‎有天晚上我母親
‎需要保姆照顧大衛麥可

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‎她打了幾百萬通電話

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‎花了80美元加入一個怪網站

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‎那網站肯定會把她個資賣給俄國人

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‎好啦，我認為要是只打一通電話

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‎就能找到好幾個保姆的話

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‎不就是很棒的點子嗎？

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‎一週幾次，我們能在一個地方碰頭

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‎大家會打電話給我們接工作

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‎我爸爸要是不認識來電者
‎就不讓我接電話

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‎我們不會用妳的電話

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‎我們會用老式電話

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‎座機電話！我這裡有一台

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‎我們家有條額外電話線
‎因為我們用了超高速網路套餐

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‎珍妮說要用來接什麼宅伺服器

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‎那妳願意加入嗎？

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‎也許吧，不跟我的美術課衝堂就好

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‎各位啊

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‎西瓜軟糖！

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‎那我們一週要見幾次面？

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‎好幾次

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‎-三次
‎-週一、週三和週五？

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‎這樣比較好記

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‎定位社交媒體廣告
‎大概是最適合的行銷策略

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‎我可以算出點擊率和投資最佳比

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‎我數學蠻厲害的

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‎妳有當過保姆嗎？

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‎紐約的孩子們

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‎不都有豪華波蘭保姆到大學畢業嗎？

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‎妳可能把現實生活
‎跟《花邊教主》搞混了

206
00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:22,645
‎而且朵洛塔是女僕，不是保姆

207
00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:23,938
‎但妳說得對

208
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,816
‎我們那棟公寓裡多數孩子都有保姆

209
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,943
‎但週末或晚上並沒有保姆

210
00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:32,154
‎所以他們父母有活動時
‎我很常當保姆

211
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,322
‎活動啊

212
00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:35,575
‎像是百老匯的東尼獎

213
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,118
‎對啊

214
00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:39,161
‎說到行銷

215
00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:43,749
‎克勞蒂亞
‎妳也許可以替我們畫個商標

216
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,752
‎也許吧，我要先想過

217
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,005
‎那個雕像很酷，主題是什麼？

218
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,298
‎月經

219
00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,553
‎她那件運動衫

220
00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:56,596
‎真酷

221
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,681
‎一定是他們在城裡穿的衣服

222
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,143
‎她稱之為“城裡”很酷，對吧？

223
00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:03,477
‎她什麼都沒吃

224
00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,896
‎也許她不愛吃扭扭糖

225
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,357
‎也許她有身體形象問題

226
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,277
‎這樣對我們要照顧的女孩不算好榜樣

227
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,194
‎克莉絲緹

228
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,238
‎她人很好

229
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:15,823
‎我們只是跟她不熟

230
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,577
‎交新朋友不是世上最糟的事

231
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,956
‎也許瑪麗安說得對

232
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,460
‎也許新人不算是
‎必須不計代價驅逐的侵略者

233
00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:29,337
‎驚喜！

234
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:32,214
‎來吃點…心吧

235
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,677
‎或瑪麗安是個笨蛋

236
00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:40,723
‎我媽的男朋友瓦特森布魯爾

237
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,308
‎他就是終極侵略者

238
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:43,851
‎真好吃

239
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,813
‎小籠包外帶通常不好吃
‎但這些真好吃

240
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,523
‎我努力想取悅嘛

241
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,901
‎這些又不是你做的

242
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,780
‎這些並不是我做的

243
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,159
‎克莉絲緹要開家保姆俱樂部

244
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,495
‎她今天下午第一次開會，對吧？

245
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:05,039
‎教女生學當保姆？

246
00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,999
‎不是，這是一門生意

247
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,794
‎大家會雇用我們當保姆

248
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,505
‎不只有女生，男生也能照顧小孩的

249
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,299
‎對，不，男生當然可以

250
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,552
‎那妳有什麼生意計畫？怎麼弄？

251
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,595
‎我們一週聚三次

252
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,014
‎大家在我們聚會時打進來找我們工作

253
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,058
‎我們當場定日期確認

254
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,018
‎那誰要協調妳們時間表？

255
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,521
‎-妳們怎麼定價？
‎-很有競爭力

256
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:30,731
‎妳們的收費要分成嗎？
‎像是會費之類的？

257
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,109
‎對，全都有

258
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,904
‎我身為生意人和父親

259
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:39,657
‎我認為這點子真天才

260
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:40,616
‎我真愛這點子

261
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,617
‎太棒了

262
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,956
‎各位

263
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,834
‎瓦特森今晚會過來用晚餐

264
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,503
‎-是因為我們有事宣佈
‎-什麼宣佈？

265
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,382
‎我們已經交往一段時間了

266
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,385
‎他跟我求了婚

267
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,473
‎妳怎麼說？

268
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,727
‎我說我想先跟家人談過

269
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,353
‎確保你們都可以接受再說

270
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,980
‎很好，因為我不能接受

271
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,484
‎克莉絲緹

272
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,529
‎我不能接受，不用談了
‎請把蝦傳給我

273
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:21,115
‎好，克莉絲緹
‎我們不是要求你們准許

274
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,033
‎我們是想談談

275
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,244
‎那幹嘛問我呢？

276
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,663
‎妳要是想為所欲為

277
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,664
‎那幹嘛假裝在乎？

278
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,875
‎好，這樣說很不公平

279
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:35,337
‎我這輩子妳都說獨立很重要

280
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,964
‎妳都說要自立

281
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,258
‎但妳卻想要我對第一個

282
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,926
‎走進這道門的有錢人拍馬屁

283
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,386
‎好，夠了

284
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,888
‎我要妳回房間自省

285
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,681
‎他買得了妳，媽，但他買不了我們

286
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,683
‎我叫妳馬上進房自省！

287
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,601
‎好啦

288
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,519
‎我本來就想走了

289
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,273
‎因為我不想讓瓦特森布魯爾看到我哭

290
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,404
‎（對不起
‎媽）

291
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,115
‎我不是不想看我媽幸福

292
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,367
‎我只是希望有我們就夠了

293
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,869
‎（克勞蒂亞
‎這圖呢？棒吧）

294
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,833
‎（保姆俱樂部）

295
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,171
‎好，俱樂部人員

296
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:19,799
‎我最有經驗，俱樂部又是我的點子

297
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,509
‎所以我是部長

298
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,260
‎我很愛當老大，習慣吧

299
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:24,887
‎克莉絲緹…

300
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,723
‎克勞蒂亞，我們在妳房間開會
‎所以妳當副部長

301
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,266
‎-好耶！
‎-克莉絲緹…

302
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,476
‎還有什麼？

303
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,895
‎我們要有人處理商業支出

304
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,147
‎有人處理行銷

305
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,191
‎-社交媒體…
‎-克莉絲緹！

306
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,109
‎我要當秘書

307
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,487
‎我很整齊，又對簿記很在行

308
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,448
‎我也會用谷歌文件記錄我們的工作

309
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,158
‎我每場會議都會寫會議記錄

310
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,952
‎每週五會寄給妳們

311
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,080
‎這樣大家可以接受嗎？

312
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,666
‎好，那就太棒了

313
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,004
‎我沒聽過她說這麼多話

314
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,840
‎我從她出生就認識她了

315
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,174
‎我有同感

316
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,553
‎好，最快的方法是利用現有平台

317
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,179
‎找出一群影響者

318
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:10,391
‎把妳們的IG帳號給我
‎我來交叉比對妳們的追蹤者

319
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:14,103
‎不到13歲用IG不是違法嗎？

320
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,897
‎社交媒體會破壞妳的腦袋

321
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,733
‎我總會忘記照相，除非是舌頭的照片

322
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,153
‎而且是意外
‎因為我只想照看看牙齒有沒有東西

323
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,030
‎我能給點建議嗎？

324
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,490
‎我們有得選嗎？

325
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,952
‎基於黃髮女所提出
‎從無到有建立平台的

326
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,537
‎既有困難度

327
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,373
‎我會建議，解決妳們困境

328
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,916
‎最有效的可能是類比方法

329
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,085
‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

330
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,629
‎也許克勞蒂亞可以創造出

331
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,840
‎妳們能在社區裡發佈的東西

332
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,216
‎像是傳單？

333
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,593
‎沒錯

334
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,638
‎反正我也想當司庫

335
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,019
‎（需要保姆嗎？
‎打給保姆俱樂部）

336
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,237
‎不好意思！

337
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,990
‎嗨，我們是保姆俱樂部

338
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,825
‎需要我們就打給我們，再見！

339
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,704
‎打給保姆俱樂部

340
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:17,666
‎“他什麼都不聽，他什麼都弄”

341
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,547
‎“他什麼都弄”

342
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,304
‎好耶！保姆俱樂部！

343
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,059
‎打電話給保姆俱樂部

344
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,894
‎-保姆俱樂部
‎-需要保姆嗎？

345
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,687
‎打給保姆俱樂部

346
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,569
‎最後一份！

347
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,961
‎妳確定這個電話真的能用嗎？

348
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,130
‎我買的手工藝網店說這具電話還能用

349
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,132
‎對，但這已經25年了

350
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,134
‎這是具經典座機

351
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,679
‎-天哪！
‎-抱歉

352
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,805
‎抱歉，我只是在測試

353
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,559
‎現在已經5點23分了，我該走了

354
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,687
‎會議要開到5點半，我們都同意了

355
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,271
‎我要是遲到，我爸爸會不開心

356
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,400
‎好吧，那客戶要是晚回家怎麼辦？

357
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,736
‎不能因為妳爸可能會打給聯邦調查局
‎就把小小孩留在家裡

358
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,072
‎天哪！

359
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,283
‎午安，保姆俱樂部

360
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,704
‎我是部長暨創辦人克莉絲緹湯瑪斯

361
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,039
‎是的，克莉絲緹，我是瓦特森布魯爾

362
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,541
‎-是誰？
‎-是工作嗎？

363
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,127
‎-你怎麼弄到號碼的？
‎-這在…

364
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,920
‎妳給了我一張傳單

365
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,798
‎總之，聽著，我要找人明天下午

366
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,883
‎在我上班時照顧凱倫和安德魯

367
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,928
‎我想看妳的俱樂部能不能幫忙

368
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,555
‎明天不是週六嗎？

369
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,724
‎你不是在週末才能見孩子嗎？

370
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,225
‎克莉絲緹，妳在幹嘛？

371
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,144
‎-請稍等
‎-好

372
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,856
‎瓦特森想找人明天
‎照顧他孩子凱倫和安德魯

373
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,734
‎-天哪，這是我們第一份工作！
‎-幾點？

374
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,110
‎2點

375
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,280
‎真討厭，我的寫生課那時開始

376
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,449
‎-什麼？
‎-我有大學程度的美術課

377
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,200
‎上課畫模特兒，而且是裸體

378
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,493
‎克勞蒂亞，噁！

379
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,204
‎裸體的又不是我，是模特兒

380
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,372
‎對不起

381
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:21,874
‎我也沒辦法接

382
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,293
‎我得跟父母去紐約

383
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,588
‎我們第一個開張的週末
‎妳就要出城？

384
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,839
‎我也才知道不久

385
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:29,757
‎隨便啦

386
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,718
‎誰都不會去替瓦特森布魯爾顧小孩

387
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,053
‎克勞蒂亞，妳在幹嘛？

388
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,012
‎在妳疏離

389
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:37,723
‎我們第一位客戶前幫妳關靜音

390
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:38,766
‎會有更多客戶的

391
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,269
‎他只是想在每週唯一能見孩子那兩天

392
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:46,398
‎想拋棄孩子的混帳

393
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,610
‎我的俱樂部不接這種人，就這樣

394
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:50,903
‎妳是說“我們”的俱樂部

395
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,447
‎他是開會時唯一打電話進來的人

396
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,406
‎就這樣

397
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,658
‎瑪麗安，妳有空嗎？

398
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,744
‎克莉絲緹和我有空

399
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,915
‎克莉絲緹把自己感受說得很清楚了

400
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,291
‎妳明天要替瓦特森當保姆？

401
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,168
‎瑪麗安，不要

402
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,378
‎別再指使她了

403
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:13,008
‎老實說，妳讓我記起
‎自己為什麼不跟妳在一起了

404
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,511
‎瑪麗安，妳想接嗎？

405
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,516
‎喂，瓦特森

406
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,558
‎我是克勞蒂亞岸

407
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,268
‎妳的保姆是瑪麗安史比爾

408
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,186
‎太棒了！

409
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,064
‎我隔天心情很不好

410
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,858
‎我決定放鬆慢跑清清腦袋

411
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,153
‎還好我的狗狗路易還想跟我在一起

412
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,117
‎我想看另一半過得怎樣

413
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,787
‎也許順便偷窺所謂的好朋友

414
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,289
‎她要不是因為我
‎就不會有這份工作了

415
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,502
‎好，瑪麗安，這樣就都好了

416
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,671
‎-好
‎-他們沒有食物過敏

417
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,506
‎-我在6點會回來
‎-6點

418
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,007
‎-好
‎-我很榮幸能委任

419
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,926
‎保姆俱樂部第一份工作

420
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,219
‎-再見
‎-好，再見

421
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,137
‎再見

422
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,273
‎好

423
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,153
‎你家庭院看起來真棒

424
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,779
‎那是彈跳床嗎？

425
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,367
‎我們家隔壁住了個巫婆

426
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,328
‎她叫魔比達黛斯特尼

427
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,414
‎她對我們家的貓布布下了咒

428
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,790
‎好

429
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,964
‎妳在我家樹籬做什麼？

430
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,716
‎克莉絲緹？

431
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,343
‎妳在幹嘛？

432
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,679
‎路易，不！

433
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,725
‎那就是我提過的巫婆

434
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:45,684
‎很酷，對吧？

435
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,441
‎我害自己出洋相

436
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,320
‎我的狗大概死了，不只這樣…

437
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,204
‎史黛西並沒去紐約

438
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,539
‎她騙了我們

439
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,468
‎整個狀況超乎我控制

440
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,262
‎我真討厭這種感覺

441
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,141
‎路易！

442
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,313
‎路易！

443
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,316
‎嗨！

444
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,030
‎我們得談談

445
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:46,453
‎史黛西要是希望妳認為她週末出城

446
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,288
‎她應該是有好理由的

447
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,458
‎我讓她加入了我的俱樂部

448
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,294
‎我該能信任她，但她卻騙了我

449
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,714
‎親愛的，我知道妳很愛控制

450
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,508
‎-我才沒有！
‎-妳明明就有

451
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,803
‎我才沒有，妳這樣說我
‎甚至想我真不公平

452
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,304
‎妳連我的想法都想控制？

453
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,597
‎-對
‎-好

454
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,892
‎寶貝，有時候人需要點空間

455
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,520
‎妳要是想信任史黛西

456
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,897
‎也許妳需要給她點信任妳的理由

457
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,694
‎瑪麗安在瓦特森家看到我

458
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:20,821
‎那又怎樣？

459
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,572
‎很糗耶

460
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,408
‎我當部長很失敗

461
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,410
‎我該在被彈劾前辭職

462
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,663
‎甜心，聽我說

463
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:33,417
‎瑪麗安要是害怕妳覺得很蠢的事

464
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,877
‎妳會取笑她、說她不成熟嗎？

465
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,587
‎會，有時候會

466
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,048
‎好

467
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,135
‎但妳們還是最好的朋友，對吧？

468
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:44,803
‎-對
‎-好

469
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:48,432
‎克勞蒂亞考不好時又會怎樣？

470
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,892
‎妳不會故意挖苦她、害她感覺更糟吧

471
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,144
‎妳會幫她，對吧？

472
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:53,478
‎會

473
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,397
‎妳並不完美，甜心

474
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,442
‎愛妳的那些人也不完美

475
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,694
‎妳只能繼續現身

476
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,404
‎每次都比上一次做得更好

477
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,032
‎妳都這樣做嗎？

478
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:07,909
‎我要再婚了，不是嗎？

479
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:10,203
‎違背我的心意

480
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,163
‎好啦

481
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,123
‎不過他家是蠻美的

482
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,375
‎跟他的房子無關

483
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:16,668
‎我愛妳

484
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,421
‎我好愛妳，寶貝

485
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:27,888
‎妳的社科老師打電話給我
‎說妳欠他一篇品行論文？

486
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,182
‎他們就不會叫男生寫這種論文

487
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,226
‎不，他們是不會

488
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,396
‎我媽也許對男人的品味有待加強

489
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,733
‎但說到現實人生
‎她大概算還能獨領風騷

490
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:43,278
‎在保姆俱樂部下場會議前

491
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,198
‎我決定從她外送菜單抽屜裡拿出一頁

492
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:50,327
‎披薩？

493
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,079
‎我想大該可能會想吃點東西

494
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:56,124
‎史黛西，妳要的話，我幫妳買了沙拉

495
00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,378
‎來吃吧

496
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,217
‎謝了

497
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:20,649
‎那麼…

498
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,697
‎我有事要告訴妳們

499
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:32,619
‎我很抱歉

500
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,706
‎我那天這樣對大家

501
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,084
‎我錯了

502
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,794
‎等等

503
00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:44,673
‎我剛聽到克莉絲緹湯瑪斯認錯？

504
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,844
‎聽著，保姆俱樂部雖然是我的點子

505
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,555
‎不代表我隨時都能指使妳們

506
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:55,392
‎俱樂部是我們的，不是我的

507
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:56,977
‎即使這是我的點子

508
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,438
‎對，我們知道

509
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,314
‎話雖這樣說

510
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:04,568
‎要是能續任部長就會是我的榮幸

511
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,655
‎但妳們要我卸任，我也會瞭解的

512
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,204
‎妳當然要續任部長

513
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,165
‎只要妳知道自己只有

514
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,918
‎九成五的時間是對的
‎不是百分百，我就可以接受

515
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,755
‎-天哪，電話！
‎-天哪，電話，開會了！

516
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,593
‎喂，保姆俱樂部

517
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,179
‎好

518
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:34,181
‎請稍候

519
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:35,515
‎是新客戶

520
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:38,643
‎艾咪馬歇爾有兩個小女孩
‎愛蓮娜和妮娜

521
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,270
‎她週四晚上需要保姆

522
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:42,939
‎這週四…克勞蒂亞，是妳！

523
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:46,026
‎克勞蒂亞，她怎麼聽說俱樂部的？

524
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,861
‎是瓦特森推薦我們的

525
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:51,740
‎太好了，謝了

526
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:54,534
‎換我了

527
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,205
‎午安，保姆俱樂部

528
00:24:58,747 --> 00:24:59,581
‎帕帕達克斯？

529
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,416
‎可以請你拼出姓氏嗎？

530
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,710
‎你住在布魯爾一家隔壁？

531
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:08,298
‎瓦特森布魯爾真愛插手

532
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:09,549
‎-真的
‎-好

533
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,676
‎我是史黛西麥吉爾，我會當你的保姆

534
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,387
‎這個週末？謝謝

535
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:17,390
‎好，週末見，再見

536
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,728
‎跟瓦特森道謝

537
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,481
‎妳自己去說

538
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:28,360
‎品行的意思是什麼？

539
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,987
‎我現在知道是什麼意思了

540
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,239
‎記得舉手

541
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,908
‎等著沒被點名、乖一點之類的

542
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,910
‎這些事大概都會讓人生好過一點

543
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:42,374
‎但對我而言，品行代表其他事情
‎像是知道自己錯了

544
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,128
‎不胡亂猜忌他人…

545
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:48,672
‎謝謝

546
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,136
‎…最重要的是當個好朋友

547
00:25:57,347 --> 00:26:00,100
‎這都是為了創造更完美的聯盟

548
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,477
‎聯盟裡男女都平等

549
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,565
‎這雖然可能不算是您對品行的定義

550
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:07,482
‎但這是我的定義

551
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,151
‎湯瑪斯亞曼達湯瑪斯敬上

552
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,571
‎保姆俱樂部部長

553
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:25,584
‎劇名：克莉絲緹的好點子

554
00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:38,239
‎字幕翻譯：陳婷君