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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎克莉絲緹和寶寶遊行

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‎人家說大象的記性很好

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‎我不知道他們是怎麼知道的
‎因為大象不會說話

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‎而家人則真的什麼都記得

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‎暈車、頭髮剪壞

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‎假裝成狗咬郵差

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‎妳穿了這件
‎去主題樂園的野生動物園玩

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‎被那隻長臂猿從汽車天窗尿一身

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‎-污漬還看得到
‎-媽，妳幹嘛留著？

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‎我不是刻意留的

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‎人會累積東西，然後會捨不得丟

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‎-妳確定要通通捐掉？
‎-當然了

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‎我們用不著了
‎所以應該送給需要的人

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‎我媽今年經歷了風風雨雨

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‎我知道要她說出這種話不容易

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‎但有時候，舊的不去，新的不來

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‎紐西蘭

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‎妳知道紐西蘭的羊比人多嗎？

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‎-大家都知道
‎-真的嗎？大家都知道？

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‎-對
‎-好

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‎那妳也知道紐西蘭有一種迷你羊

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‎會鑽洞進懸崖峭壁

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‎並啟發托爾金創作出哈比人的家嗎？

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‎不，妳不知道

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‎妳不可能知道，因為妳猜怎著？

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‎我瞎掰，這不是真的

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‎我還是覺得紐西蘭值得去吧？拜託

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‎自從媽和瓦特森放棄生寶寶後

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‎瓦特森一直嚷著要帶她去好好走一走

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‎我想他只是想讓我媽分心
‎免得她難過

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‎我完全支持

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‎我收到一封很有趣的電郵

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‎我還以為手機不能上餐桌

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‎我是去廚房拿氣泡水時看的手機

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‎沒人覺得該再倒

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‎克莉絲緹

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‎妳要參加寶寶遊行

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‎什麼是寶寶遊行？

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‎石溪寶寶遊行

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‎從二戰開辦

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‎當時女人在家都快悶壞了

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‎所以她們以趣味服裝裝扮寶寶

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‎並頒獎給扮相最好的人

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‎總之，後來年年舉辦，直到十年前

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‎他們都退休或死了之類的

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‎今年是80週年，鎮上決定復辦

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‎他們希望還在的優勝者
‎全部一起上特製花車

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‎那就是妳，克莉絲緹

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‎沒錯

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‎等等，我贏了寶寶遊行？

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‎那年的評審瞎了嗎？

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‎妳好可愛，那時才18個月

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‎我把妳打扮成小聖誕婆婆

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‎妳的臉頰紅通通的

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‎看來就像1940年代的聖誕卡

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‎在這裡

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‎什麼在這裡？

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‎這是1973年石溪年度寶寶

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‎-不會吧
‎-沒錯，對

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‎布魯爾奶奶把我打扮成尼克森寶寶
‎沒有諷刺意味

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‎戲服歷久已衰，但頭銜還在

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‎我們要一起參與

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‎才不要

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‎-我們要
‎-太可愛了

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‎我受不了啦，妳非參加不可

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‎-拜託說妳會參加
‎-我會替妳加油

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‎我好幾個星期沒看到
‎我媽為哪件事這麼興奮過了

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‎但我滿腦子只有…

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‎等等，我的朋友會知道嗎？

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‎石溪寶寶遊行要復辦了

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‎經過這麼多年，我的時代終於來臨了

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‎上面說兩歲以下才能參加

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‎12年前，美美跟瑪麗安的媽媽艾瑪

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‎替我跟瑪麗安報名服裝比賽

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‎-是嗎？
‎-妳媽當時已經生病

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‎她們做這件事只是為了讓她分心

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‎她們花了好幾個星期縫製我們的服裝

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‎我們原本要打扮成布娃娃
‎就像安與安迪

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‎但美美說
‎“有什麼比寶寶扮成布娃娃更可愛？”

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‎扮成馬的寶寶

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‎很接近

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‎扮成布娃娃可愛小動物的寶寶

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‎我完全不知道

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‎那可愛到我們幾乎重新定義可愛了

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‎但後來呢

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‎我們贏了，然後我爸把證據藏進

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‎壓抑記憶的文件箱？

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‎莉茲湯瑪斯
‎在最後一刻帶著克莉絲緹出現

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‎穿著跟別人接收的聖誕裝，然後贏了

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‎因為…

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‎平庸的白人
‎取代兩個優秀的有色女性？

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‎對，但也因為克莉絲緹的姨婆茱蒂

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‎是評審，她應該失陪

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‎是“迴避”

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‎重點是，我們被坑了

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‎首先，我不知道這件事

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‎不知道我姨婆的事，她叫楚蒂

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‎第二，那是聖誕婆婆的服裝

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‎第三，我希望贏的是妳們

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‎這樣妳們兩個就能上蠢花車

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‎陪瓦特森跟過去寶寶的鬼魂

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‎-妳要上花車？
‎-對

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‎我、瓦特森和其他老寶寶

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‎保姆俱樂部要用自己的花車參加

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‎是嗎？

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‎我們可以設計打造

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‎給我們照顧的寶寶搭乘

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‎當然要注意安全

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‎-這主意挺棒的
‎-對

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‎這主意是挺棒的

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‎而我一向對不是我的好主意有意見

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‎會不會太貴了？

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‎報名費才15塊

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‎公庫有足夠的錢能買材料

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‎再加上，這會是很棒的廣告

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‎現場會有很多家庭
‎我們能招攬到一堆客人

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‎對

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‎來吧

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‎主題是什麼？

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‎我們可以把寶寶打扮成動物
‎然後做成動物園

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‎-或是馬戲團
‎-或是諾亞方舟之類的方舟

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‎我不要妳脫口而出的點子，慢慢來

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‎記住，這是為了向美美致敬

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‎-還有我媽
‎-坦白說，是向克莉絲緹的媽媽致敬

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‎因為這樣，克莉絲緹
‎終於可以戴她的王冠了

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‎我不覺得會有王冠

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‎有王冠啊

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‎-隨便啦，我們是一家人
‎-給我一塊布朗尼

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‎喂，別餵我！

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‎好噁，你的手指！

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‎-大家
‎-我的湯匙被你弄得好髒

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‎-嘿
‎-幹嘛？

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‎-噁心！說真的也沒必要…
‎-大家

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‎你們的爸爸寄電郵來

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‎顯然他和他的女友會走石溪

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‎去找她在緬因州的父母

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‎帶著他們的新生寶寶

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‎我不知道爸爸要生寶寶

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‎我也不知道

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‎但他生了

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‎他和喬絲琳，我想她叫這個名字

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‎他們覺得參加寶寶遊行會很好玩
‎順便讓你們見見他

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‎是男生？

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‎妳希望我們去見他嗎？

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‎就看你們的決定

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‎個別或一起，你們怎麼決定都好

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‎我頭痛，我要去躺下了

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‎如果他想見我們
‎或許我們就該去見他

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‎不要，拜託，他只想要錢

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‎-山姆
‎-幹嘛？

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‎我們有兩三年沒見到他了？

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‎媽媽嫁了有錢人後

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‎他突然要帶路人甲女友過來了

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‎你們想做什麼就去，我受夠了

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‎-我去跟他談談
‎-謝謝

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‎妳想怎麼做？

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‎妳想見他嗎？

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‎其實，我不知道

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‎但我知道在我想清楚前

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‎我沒辦法想別的事情

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‎只有從高空才看得到的麥田圈

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‎這可能是外星人、未來的訪客做的
‎也可能是神祕過往的遺跡

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‎花車本體受到雕塑家理查塞拉啟發

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‎起伏的形狀、土色系，寶寶會搭配…

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‎他們要做外星人造型嗎？

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‎或演化初期的生物

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‎可以做太空船雕塑品
‎也可以走原始風，像巨石陣

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‎我想巨石陣其實是新石器時代的產物

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‎幹嘛？《超時空奇俠》有演

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‎這些想法很酷，克勞蒂亞

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‎但對石溪寶寶遊行來說
‎執行可能有難度

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‎這是一個選項，換妳提供意見

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‎好，我也覺得
‎讓寶寶做點有趣的事很棒

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‎比方音樂節主題

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‎寶寶戴著花冠、接喇叭

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‎花車本身可以做成泥坑

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‎-泥坑？
‎-孩子們喜歡玩泥巴

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‎我覺得如果是要打廣告

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‎大家應該不想看到寶寶玩泥巴

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‎好，妳有什麼點子？

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‎胡桃鉗寶寶

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‎-雪花寶寶、糖梅仙子寶寶
‎-克拉拉寶貝

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‎-或是瑪麗，巴蘭奇的版本
‎-我們可以用真正的雪

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‎-怎麼做？
‎-用吹雪機

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‎可以花錢買

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‎好，《住在鞋子裡的老婆婆》

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‎就像故事一樣

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‎花車可以做成鞋子，而寶寶是孩子

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‎我以為我們要做更切身相關的主題

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‎《住在鞋子裡的老婆婆》切身相關啊

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‎這就是我的人生

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‎我媽真的有超多孩子
‎她不知道該怎麼辦

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00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:04,003
‎克莉絲緹家的人口很多
‎她懂我的意思

195
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,672
‎說實話，我不知道大家在說什麼

196
00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:09,133
‎我的腦子裡只有我爸

197
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,928
‎看到寶寶打扮成泥巴人或咖啡之類…

198
00:09:13,012 --> 00:09:14,138
‎好啊

199
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,723
‎妳沒想法？

200
00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:18,434
‎這次，我居然沒有

201
00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:19,768
‎麥勒莉的點子比較好

202
00:09:19,852 --> 00:09:21,437
‎真的嗎？史黛西？

203
00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:24,940
‎我的有點蠢
‎就像把寶寶搬上百老匯之類的

204
00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:28,902
‎-天啊，我怎麼沒想到？
‎-不，不是音樂劇

205
00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:32,740
‎就像曼哈頓的天際線
‎寶寶可以穿正式西服

206
00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:33,699
‎太蠢了

207
00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:34,783
‎那妳爸呢？

208
00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,994
‎他是行銷部的，對吧，史黛西？

209
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,122
‎-也許他可以幫忙出點子
‎-對，也許吧

210
00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,207
‎我不會指望的

211
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,793
‎其實我現在不會太指望他

212
00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:46,670
‎怎麼回事？

213
00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,551
‎我爸現在在城裡

214
00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:53,594
‎真幸運

215
00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:57,389
‎不，是一天到晚，他等於住在那邊

216
00:09:57,473 --> 00:09:59,975
‎沒跟我媽或我們一起

217
00:10:00,059 --> 00:10:02,019
‎他們有跟妳說什麼嗎？

218
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:06,065
‎他們一直說是為了工作
‎但他們吵得很兇

219
00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,316
‎我不知道

220
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,693
‎妳不知道是因為他們不知道

221
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,154
‎那沒關係

222
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:16,408
‎-要是他們…
‎-有可能

223
00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,744
‎但他們也可能不會

224
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:22,039
‎妳現在要做的就是姑且相信他們

225
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,917
‎父母會找辦法滿足妳的期望

226
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:26,877
‎無論如何

227
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:30,089
‎都是正確的做法，非得這樣不可

228
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,841
‎潼恩，妳真的該當心理治療師

229
00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:34,009
‎我知道

230
00:10:35,094 --> 00:10:36,178
‎謝謝

231
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,598
‎如果我要跟她們提我爸的事
‎現在就是時機

232
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:40,516
‎可是…

233
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,685
‎-我愛妳們
‎-愛妳喔

234
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:46,313
‎好，《住在鞋子裡的老婆婆》得兩票

235
00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:47,439
‎現在要說這種事？

236
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,024
‎大衛麥可…

237
00:10:49,108 --> 00:10:52,319
‎那天晚上，我不斷想著潼恩的話

238
00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:56,323
‎姑且相信、樂觀以待

239
00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:58,701
‎這一向不是我的作風

240
00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,578
‎但聽說作風會改變

241
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:02,871
‎我想見爸爸

242
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,294
‎如果可以的話

243
00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,923
‎當然可以，親愛的，我會告訴他

244
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,467
‎-我也想見他
‎-我也是

245
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:20,264
‎山姆，孩子

246
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,266
‎親愛的，給他一點空間

247
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,774
‎克莉絲緹

248
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,651
‎我聽說參加寶寶遊行的人

249
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:36,321
‎對我們優勝寶寶的打扮
‎有好玩的想法

250
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:37,531
‎妳興奮嗎？

251
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,533
‎天啊

252
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:43,871
‎一切都繞回寶寶遊行
‎而寶寶遊行要進駐…

253
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:47,374
‎我家位置便利的大後院

254
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:48,584
‎那是什麼？

255
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,211
‎鐵絲網，我要用來做鞋子的框架

256
00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:54,256
‎然後糊紙漿上去，接到查理的車上

257
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,633
‎-查理同意了嗎？
‎-我跟他說過了

258
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,970
‎珍妮幫我想出用汽車座椅來做的辦法

259
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,973
‎那是家具賣場的示意圖嗎？

260
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,517
‎這一堆數字是什麼？

261
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:06,643
‎很棒吧？

262
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,353
‎如果妳喜歡橘色的話

263
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:11,190
‎對，這是本季最夯的顏色

264
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:14,234
‎再見，千禧粉，哈囉，Z世代橘

265
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,570
‎克莉絲緹，看看我的布料

266
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,198
‎那是做什麼用的？

267
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,033
‎寶寶的服裝啊

268
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,244
‎-那是千禧粉嗎？
‎-不是

269
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:27,664
‎-它跟這橘色不搭
‎-妳可以重新粉刷鞋子

270
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:31,084
‎橘色和粉紅色可能會搭

271
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,254
‎走1960年代迷幻風

272
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,297
‎對，那很酷

273
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,049
‎等漆好再看吧

274
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:38,842
‎好的

275
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:40,552
‎好

276
00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:43,138
‎我們來想誰應該跟寶寶上花車

277
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,309
‎各位，我要上老寶寶花車，記得嗎？

278
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,227
‎對

279
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,687
‎其實只是一輛大型車

280
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:54,024
‎然後我會跟我爸一起

281
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,944
‎對喔，我都忘了瓦特森要參加遊行

282
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,029
‎-真有趣，你們…
‎-不是

283
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:02,991
‎我的生父

284
00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:05,327
‎他來了？

285
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,789
‎他要跟新女友一起來

286
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,291
‎他們生寶寶了

287
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:13,001
‎妳媽可以接受嗎？

288
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,211
‎妳可以嗎？

289
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:18,215
‎是他跟我們聯絡的
‎這對他來說一定是大事

290
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,885
‎而且何不姑且相信他？

291
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,265
‎嘿，我們有多少油漆？

292
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,016
‎-糟了
‎-慘了

293
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,351
‎蓄意破壞

294
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:33,230
‎-我開玩笑的，可是，天啊
‎-我們應該把東西都移開

295
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,440
‎妳確定妳可以嗎？

296
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,401
‎能跟妳爸見面？

297
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,445
‎我不能老是抱怨見不到他

298
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:44,408
‎然後等到他想見我，又不去見他吧？

299
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,576
‎我想是吧

300
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,787
‎但重要的是妳，克莉絲緹

301
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,873
‎是妳想要什麼，不是他

302
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,085
‎也許瑪麗安說得對

303
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,046
‎但有另一個人非常重要

304
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,423
‎他很希望

305
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,801
‎我能幫他做一本相簿
‎當作給爸的禮物

306
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,553
‎讓他看看他錯過什麼

307
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,804
‎看看這張

308
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:07,723
‎這是什麼？

309
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,600
‎那是你第一天上幼兒園拍的

310
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:13,228
‎你大哭特哭
‎媽要你拿她做的標語根本沒輒

311
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,981
‎也許我們該找張我沒哭的相片

312
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,400
‎那可能很難，你以前很愛哭

313
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,694
‎這張很讚

314
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:24,072
‎你以前很愛我們老街上那棵大樹的根

315
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:28,201
‎它們會積水
‎然後你都說那是老鼠的游泳池

316
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,956
‎妳覺得爸爸看過這些照片嗎？

317
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:33,957
‎媽有寄給他嗎？

318
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,084
‎我不知道

319
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,047
‎克莉絲緹

320
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,758
‎我想這是妳贏了寶寶遊行的照片

321
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,177
‎我想你說得對

322
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,803
‎是爸爸抱著妳嗎？

323
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,221
‎一定是

324
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,683
‎我不記得了，但我記得那件襯衫

325
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,185
‎他經常穿

326
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:56,396
‎我們也應該把這張放進去
‎這是很棒的回憶

327
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,273
‎就算妳不記得

328
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:02,486
‎突然間
‎我明白我爸臨時跑來的原因了

329
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,781
‎他一定跟媽收到相同的電郵

330
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,908
‎他記得寶寶遊行的事

331
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,326
‎這對他來說意義重大

332
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,371
‎我有機會讓他看看我現在的模樣了

333
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:15,290
‎自從這件事開始以來

334
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:18,001
‎我第一次真的很高興
‎石溪復辦寶寶遊行

335
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,545
‎因為這讓我爸也回來了

336
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,932
‎那是洋裝還是枕頭套？

337
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:35,018
‎我對從前的小孩做了研究，研究說

338
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,270
‎小男孩會穿洋裝到五歲

339
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,231
‎所以這符合史實

340
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,775
‎對，我弟不穿

341
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,694
‎為什麼？因為是粉紅色？

342
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:47,656
‎我的研究也說到1940年代前
‎粉紅色是男生的顏色

343
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,491
‎我才不在乎這是粉紅色

344
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,952
‎我在乎的是少一個袖口

345
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,370
‎我再做一個袖口就好了

346
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,621
‎明天之前嗎？

347
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:57,249
‎況且，漆乾掉以後，顏色變深了

348
00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,752
‎寶寶穿那種顏色會看不到

349
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,338
‎-就像迷彩一樣
‎-沒關係

350
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:06,675
‎別擔心，你很快就會恢復正常

351
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:10,178
‎-天啊，都被妳撕破了
‎-可能是在做另一個袖口吧

352
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,014
‎我不能讓我弟穿這個

353
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,974
‎這是符合史實的洋裝

354
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,644
‎我看我爸可能不會喜歡
‎保姆俱樂部的花車

355
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,272
‎但到明天早上前還有時間

356
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,734
‎反正，他也不是來看花車的

357
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,318
‎他是來看我們的

358
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:27,154
‎看我

359
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:30,866
‎-我有個驚喜要給妳
‎-好痛

360
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,701
‎妳還好嗎，寶貝？

361
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,286
‎那是我的睫毛膏嗎？

362
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,413
‎對，我借來用

363
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,415
‎要我幫妳嗎？

364
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,209
‎不用，這是蠢主意，妳有什麼驚喜？

365
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:44,755
‎籌辦委員會送這個過來
‎要妳戴著上花車

366
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:46,339
‎不要

367
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,176
‎可是很可愛啊，克莉絲緹，別這樣

368
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,969
‎看起來很荒謬

369
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,307
‎-妳知道今天的計畫嗎？
‎-知道

370
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:58,351
‎有人會來接我跟瓦特森
‎我們上遊行花車

371
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,271
‎接著我去公園的棒球場跟男生集合

372
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,066
‎然後查理會載我們進城吃午餐

373
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:05,567
‎跟爸爸一起

374
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,820
‎還有喬絲琳和寶寶

375
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,240
‎妳要我幫你們訂個好地方嗎？

376
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,201
‎比方石溪客棧或…

377
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:17,621
‎不用，我們可能只會去吃披薩
‎簡單方便就好

378
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,207
‎妳感覺怎麼樣？

379
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,000
‎很興奮

380
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,251
‎好，很好

381
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:26,630
‎我還很緊張，不知道
‎妳感覺怎麼樣？

382
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,803
‎我對妳爸的感覺

383
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:37,099
‎跟妳對妳爸的感覺不一樣

384
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,936
‎只要你們開心，我就開心

385
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,984
‎我對新生寶寶的事很抱歉

386
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,824
‎對，我一開始聽了挺難接受的

387
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:59,079
‎但我想過之後，這跟我實在沒關係

388
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:03,959
‎妳和妳的兄弟們會有新生兒可以愛

389
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:07,420
‎更多愛永遠是讓人快樂的事

390
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,344
‎寶貝

391
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,430
‎好，不客氣，石溪的民眾

392
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,099
‎讚喔

393
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,601
‎-讚
‎-來吧，克莉絲緹

394
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,603
‎拜託，別丟我一個人

395
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:24,771
‎-戴上吧
‎-不要

396
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,941
‎我等到最後一刻再戴

397
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,526
‎隨便妳

398
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,153
‎我可以多吃奶嘴

399
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,071
‎寶貝…

400
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,659
‎一直不乾

401
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:42,205
‎這還是濕的，漆最好別印到我的車上

402
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,208
‎我比較關心服裝的問題

403
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,172
‎-哇！
‎-好了嗎？

404
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,007
‎好漂亮的南瓜

405
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,508
‎那是鞋子才對

406
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,594
‎太好了，社區的人全來了

407
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,971
‎我說了，好漂亮的鞋子

408
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,306
‎來看瓦特森戴軟帽

409
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,517
‎-那是什麼，紙漿嗎？
‎-去車庫看有沒有風扇

410
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:04,853
‎-好幫忙孩子吹乾
‎-對，看起來很濕

411
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,605
‎-對
‎-我們已經試過了

412
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,573
‎那是什麼？

413
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,911
‎對不起，我想給寶寶穿的時候
‎縫線整個裂開

414
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,579
‎我也是

415
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,666
‎我只是覺得
‎露西穿比較美的衣服會舒適點

416
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,920
‎這是美美做的衣服，我跟妳說過

417
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,421
‎看起來還是很新

418
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,590
‎對，我知道，衣服也很可愛

419
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,176
‎但我很努力做這些服裝

420
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,054
‎我們知道妳很努力，我們也很感激

421
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,265
‎只是我們覺得這幾件比較好看

422
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,226
‎-它們根本不搭
‎-是不搭

423
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,061
‎但至少都有袖口

424
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,647
‎我覺得史考特會很帥氣

425
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,065
‎來

426
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,775
‎我示範給妳們看

427
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,491
‎哇！

428
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,284
‎天啊

429
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,370
‎情況不妙

430
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,748
‎-天啊
‎-好

431
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,166
‎-不！
‎-不！

432
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,794
‎這是紙漿，撐不住

433
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,004
‎不，是鞋子結構的關係

434
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:16,424
‎如果做麥田圈
‎汽車座椅就能平穩放在底部

435
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:19,678
‎鞋子是好主意，但執行有狀況

436
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,222
‎我要怎麼執行？

437
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,433
‎這種漆洗得掉吧？

438
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,353
‎我想應該是

439
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,772
‎事情演變成一場大難

440
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:34,276
‎不只有損俱樂部的名聲，也有損人性

441
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,698
‎真不敢相信爸會看到這一幕

442
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,616
‎別擔心，他不會

443
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,744
‎什麼？

444
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:47,789
‎我剛收到他的電郵，他們不來了

445
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:49,624
‎為什麼？

446
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:54,546
‎他說他們要趕去她父母家

447
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,757
‎下次再跟我們聚，可能是回程的時候

448
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,509
‎感覺挺臨時通知的

449
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,468
‎凱倫

450
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,095
‎可是就是啊

451
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,307
‎他主動來聯絡

452
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,852
‎這是好事吧？而且會有下次的

453
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,063
‎或許我的相簿可以用寄的

454
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:16,234
‎當然了，親愛的，當然了

455
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,070
‎對不起

456
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,864
‎但你們在跟我開玩笑嗎？

457
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,032
‎爸爸，別生氣

458
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,533
‎我已經生氣了

459
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,244
‎我超氣的，或許他不出現反而好

460
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,496
‎否則我很難不扭斷他的脖子

461
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,206
‎你別在孩子面前這樣好嗎？

462
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,043
‎幹嘛？妳以為他們不知道
‎他們的父親有多自私嗎？

463
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,504
‎妳以為妳不說出來是在保護他們？

464
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:40,467
‎老實說
‎一個遺棄家人的男人算什麼？

465
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:45,764
‎他一消失就是好幾年，然後突然間

466
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,850
‎天啊，他要來看大家了，讚

467
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:53,355
‎這種事都沒發生過？
‎然後他對自己的孩子爽約？

468
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,149
‎瓦特森說得對

469
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:01,029
‎我們從小到大都是朋友

470
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,156
‎我看過這種事發生

471
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,159
‎生日、表演會

472
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,911
‎念二年級時

473
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:11,414
‎妳為了跟他見面沒去練足球

474
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,249
‎結果呢？他取消了？

475
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,753
‎每次他來，我們都希望不會再這樣

476
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,383
‎我媽在我18個月大就過世了

477
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,844
‎我那時跟這些寶寶差不多大

478
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,933
‎我很確定她會想盡辦法

479
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,394
‎只為了多陪伴我五分鐘

480
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:35,897
‎所以看到妳爸一次又一次

481
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,192
‎拋開能陪伴你們的機會，這實在…

482
00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:43,696
‎我沒辦法常見到我爸

483
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:48,118
‎但他絕不會錯過見我或陪伴我的機會

484
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:52,789
‎不是因為他是大好人
‎而是因為他是家長

485
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,791
‎這是家長該做的事

486
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:58,545
‎親愛的…

487
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,216
‎過去幾個月我們經歷很多事情

488
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,635
‎努力想要完整的家庭

489
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:10,014
‎但也許我們需要的一直都在這裡

490
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,307
‎什麼意思？

491
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:14,185
‎孩子們

492
00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:18,773
‎我要妳的孩子當我的孩子，真的孩子

493
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,692
‎領養嗎？

494
00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:24,696
‎-那很複雜
‎-我們晚點再談吧

495
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:27,449
‎但我的意思是我希望這個家

496
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,325
‎成為一家人

497
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,368
‎我們的家人

498
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:31,870
‎我希望我們是…

499
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:33,705
‎我們

500
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:36,291
‎妳覺得呢？

501
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:41,379
‎我想我不是你該問的人

502
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:45,258
‎瓦特森布魯爾

503
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,886
‎從他帶著餃子跟他的瘋狂熱情

504
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:51,181
‎進入我們的人生後
‎他就讓人招架不住

505
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:55,310
‎太拚命、搞得天翻地覆

506
00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:56,561
‎我覺得呢？

507
00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,105
‎我覺得呢？

508
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,235
‎我愛你

509
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,158
‎我也愛妳

510
00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:16,498
‎所以我終究還是跟我爸共度了下午

511
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:21,711
‎我真正的爸爸，雖然中間可能要
‎經過繁瑣的文書程序才正式算數

512
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,004
‎但我還是很高興

513
00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:26,424
‎那天，大家都小小實現願望

514
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,969
‎麥勒莉想出一個很棒的主意

515
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:32,055
‎（住在鞋子裡的老婆婆）

516
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:35,016
‎好，這樣我願意拉去參加遊行

517
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:41,439
‎而克勞蒂亞替露西牛頓
‎報名參加個別服裝項目

518
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:46,236
‎美美的漂亮服裝終於拿到第一名

519
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,788
‎來吧

520
00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,374
‎看看這個

521
00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:11,052
‎家人可能是記得你的過去的人

522
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:14,764
‎但他們也是會陪你邁向未來的人

523
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,099
‎妳看起來真美

524
00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:19,227
‎愛你們喔，遊行見

525
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,482
‎無論我們要去哪裡

526
00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:27,318
‎往前走就對了

527
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,121
‎（根據安馬丁系列小說改編）

528
00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,183
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