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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎潼恩和壞心的繼姊妹

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‎自從我搬到石溪後

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‎就只有我跟我媽在自家舊農舍生活

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‎但今天情況改變了
‎因為史比爾家要搬進來

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‎住一星期而已，但依舊是大事

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‎這就像是試驗未來的生活

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‎如果我媽和理查結婚

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‎我跟瑪麗安就會正式成為繼姊妹

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‎所以我想把房間整理得無懈可擊

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‎然後處理我家其他地方

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‎地毯出現了

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‎親愛的，好整齊喔
‎是誰教妳除塵的？

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‎-這是什麼？
‎-那是酊劑

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‎每天滴一滴在舌頭上能驅走負能量

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‎並增強組織技巧

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‎組織嗎？妳可能要增加劑量

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‎妳有時果然是妳爸的女兒

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‎他們來了，好

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‎歡迎

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‎雪佛家有空房嗎？

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‎這邊請，姊妹

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‎我知道我看來帶太多行李了

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‎但我帶了自己的床單，降低過敏

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‎我也帶了小風扇

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‎因為我沒辦法在寂靜中睡著

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‎-我帶了一些…
‎-理查，你要打招呼嗎？

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‎-抱歉，嗨
‎-嗨

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‎親愛的，放輕鬆，這週會很開心的

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‎我來幫你

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‎-好啊，這是最小的
‎-好

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‎不會吧，親愛的，裡面是什麼？

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‎幾套白鑞西洋棋組…

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‎沒問題

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‎來了，我們已經像個輕鬆快樂的家庭

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‎這時，在派克家當保姆
‎無疑比較不輕鬆

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‎身為姊姊，你們給我停下來

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‎走開啦，麥勒莉

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‎你無法控制混亂，是混亂在控制你

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‎她以前只用押韻，所以這算是進步

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‎好

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‎大家想做什麼都可以

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‎潔西

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‎我們應該同一陣線的

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‎拿掉規則就沒得反抗了，相信我

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‎媽！

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‎拜倫絆倒了

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‎流血了

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‎歡迎使用我的姊妹情工具包

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‎我們有面膜、塔羅牌、桌遊

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‎妳想先做什麼？

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‎看妳，介意我騰空間放衣服嗎？

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‎當然不會
‎把我的空間當成自己的空間

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‎真的嗎？

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‎當然，我的就是妳的

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‎好喔，酷

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‎妳在做什麼？

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‎騰出空間掛衣服啊

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‎潼恩，妳有密室什麼的嗎？

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‎妳是指那塊嵌板嗎？
‎那上漆封住了吧？

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‎祕密通道

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‎-我沒跟妳說過？
‎-什麼？

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‎好，家裡有條地道

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‎從妳的房間通到防風地下室

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‎那是之前的屋主在禁酒時期蓋的

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‎才能祕密釀琴酒什麼的

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‎好放蕩的歷史

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‎-我喜歡
‎-我也是

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‎萬一下面住了生物或人呢？

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‎比方有人從未見過天日
‎因為他們不曾離開地道

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‎不太可能，親愛的

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‎只可能有人從地下室闖進來…

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‎理查，說這種話沒幫助

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‎我們來吃塔可吧

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‎媽，不好意思，這麵筋一點都不辣

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‎那可能是我的錯
‎辛辣的食物讓我胃痛

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‎妳去拿點哈瓦那辣椒吧？

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‎好，可是理查，你應該考慮

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‎慢慢提升辣度

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‎你有可能是胃不好

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‎但也有可能是因為文化差異沒接觸

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‎這個家熱愛並支持文化差異

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‎那就是我們湊在一起的好處吧？

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‎-我們可以互相學習新事物
‎-我要來點辣醬

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‎這種精神就對了

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‎直接來，好多，老天

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‎很好，拜倫沒事

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‎拜倫是派克家的眾多小朋友之一吧？

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‎他一定是絆倒撞到頭

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‎潔西跟麥勒莉當時在照顧他們

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‎頭部受傷可能會很嚴重

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‎只是割傷，他得縫幾針
‎但他現在沒事了

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‎是暫時沒事
‎他可能會腦出血、表皮血腫

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‎他可能本來好好的，突然就…

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‎他去了急診室
‎我相信他們幫他檢查過了

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‎沒事

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‎我不是負面，只是實際，瑪麗安？

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‎-怎麼回事？
‎-妳還好嗎？

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‎沒事，我想這辣醬對我來說太多了

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‎-我能喝牛奶嗎？
‎-杏仁或燕麥奶？

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‎普通牛奶？

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‎妳還好嗎？

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‎我沒事

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‎這娃娃把我嚇到了

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‎羅根，我不能聊了

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‎不，我是認真的，你先掛電話

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‎不，你…

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‎他掛電話了

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‎妳跟羅根照樣不理會標籤嗎？

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‎因為你們聽起來很像男女朋友

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‎潼恩，我要介紹小丑先生

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‎他從我小時候就陪伴我

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‎他很可愛吧？

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‎他很可愛
‎妳知道我的線香座在哪裡嗎？

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‎不知道，我一定移到哪裡去了

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‎沒事，我會找出來

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‎用杯子，妳會喜歡的

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‎這是特製混香
‎會讓人放鬆，晚上睡飽飽

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‎非常適合一天結束時使用

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‎抱歉，我的肺很敏感

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‎沒事

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‎我希望妳在這裡能舒服

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‎謝謝，好，晚安了，姊妹

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‎祝好夢

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‎太可怕了
‎拜倫說他的人生從他眼前一閃而過

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‎但他才十歲，所以人生要閃也沒多長

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‎麥勒莉

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‎-我很高興他沒事
‎-我也是

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‎他只縫了六針，但一針一千美元

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‎美國健保制度再度出擊

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‎克萊兒的生日快到了

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‎她想辦盛大的嘉年華主題派對

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‎結果我爸媽現在不准我們花錢

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‎-她很難過，我覺得很糟糕
‎-等等

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‎如果由俱樂部來辦派對呢？
‎我們一定能辦嘉年華

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‎妳們不必這麼做，太辛苦了

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‎有小孩被我們看到受傷

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‎就觀感的角度來說，這對事業很傷

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‎我們應該止血

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‎她的意思是說這能展現誠意

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‎我們很樂意

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‎公庫充足
‎我們可以跳過當月慈善捐款

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‎把這筆錢拿來辦派對

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‎好

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‎謝謝妳們

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‎好，贊成的人說“好”

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‎-好！
‎-好！

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‎抱歉，好

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‎妳還好嗎？妳整個下午都沒說話

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‎我只是昨晚沒睡而已

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‎潼恩打呼吵得妳睡不著？

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‎什麼？

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‎不，是她的房間有祕密通道

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‎什麼？妳房間有祕密通道？
‎屋子鬧鬼嗎？

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‎那蝙蝠呢？
‎妳知道牠們身上都有怪病毒

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‎-我爸也說…
‎-瑪麗安

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‎聽我說

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‎祕密通道一點也不可怕

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‎妳說得對，抱歉，我太沒用了

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‎沒事，這是安全的空間
‎妳能分享感受

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‎-晚安
‎-晚安

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‎-快睡吧
‎-好

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‎但肯定有老鼠

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‎甚至是負鼠

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‎-我確定牠們都有狂犬病
‎-牠們沒有狂犬病

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‎如果我是老鼠，我會氣死

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‎上天是在搞什麼？

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‎就不能可愛一點嗎？
‎比方倉鼠或小老鼠

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‎那會超可愛

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‎拿著小雨傘或穿小衣服

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‎我可以做東西

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‎知道我在哪裡可以找到小老鼠嗎？

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‎克萊兒的生日派對想要成功
‎我們就得分工合作

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‎每個人都得分配一個角色

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‎我可以當魔法仙子

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‎我可以穿我的芭蕾舞鞋
‎小朋友喜歡亮粉跟魔杖

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‎我可以做禮物袋

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‎用紅白爆米花袋延續主題

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‎我來做臉部彩繪
‎我可以加入很酷的元素

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‎比方美睫跟亮粉

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‎妳們真是太窩心了

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‎真的，我都迷上了

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‎但妳們不覺得花費會很高嗎？

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‎-我可不想搞到公庫虧空
‎-我可以穿我以前的芭蕾舞服

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‎我一定挖得到東西

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‎臉部彩繪的材料我本來就有了

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‎麥勒莉，身為財務長

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‎挪用會費做禮物袋沒什麼

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‎會費就是要拿出來用

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‎好，妳說了算

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‎太好了，都解決了，我來當項目經理

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‎那生日蛋糕呢？

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‎我可以烤一個，找點酷裝飾來用

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‎太好了，潼恩？

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‎妳有想法嗎？

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‎抱歉，今天換我出神了

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‎妳昨晚沒睡好嗎？我睡得很好

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‎我相信她睡得很好

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‎整晚說嚙齒類和罕見疾病
‎講到我耳朵都快爛掉

200
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,867
‎害我不能點特製舒眠線香

201
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,994
‎還緊抓著那怪模怪樣的…

202
00:10:19,078 --> 00:10:19,912
‎小丑

203
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,127
‎我可以扮成小丑？

204
00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:31,256
‎我覺得小丑模樣怪異又像鬼

205
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,258
‎但有些人就是喜歡

206
00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,135
‎妳對小丑先生有意見嗎？

207
00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:36,512
‎沒事

208
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:37,763
‎說真的

209
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,598
‎他是妳的娃娃，瑪麗安

210
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:44,311
‎妳愛怎麼處理都行
‎妳了解我，我很淡然的

211
00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:48,565
‎很好

212
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,568
‎女孩！不，沒事，反正太多了

213
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,571
‎-廚房也太慘了
‎-對不起，親愛的

214
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:57,658
‎我跟瑪麗安想烤東西

215
00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:00,786
‎我們第一次忘了麵粉
‎所以現在要從頭開始

216
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,872
‎我才剛打掃過整間房子，包括廚房

217
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,124
‎親愛的，我說對不起了

218
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,667
‎-我們會清理
‎-對

219
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,293
‎妳們現在是這麼說沒錯

220
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:11,630
‎妳知道嗎？潼恩其實偷偷有潔癖

221
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,590
‎偷偷？我覺得她大方承認又驕傲啊

222
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,008
‎她有沒有折磨妳？

223
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:18,053
‎沒有，潼恩都說沒事

224
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,179
‎妳真可憐

225
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:23,809
‎潼恩說“沒事”是在叫妳“去死”的意思

226
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:28,397
‎瑪麗安和我媽
‎現在顯然成了最好的朋友

227
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,481
‎酷

228
00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:35,863
‎潼恩，我剛收到
‎一包超酷的大人著色本

229
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:36,989
‎妳想看嗎？

230
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,032
‎我和理查就沒有了

231
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,117
‎晚點再說吧

232
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,327
‎沒事吧？

233
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,246
‎沒事

234
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,206
‎看看這個

235
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,252
‎廚房看起來像戰場，需要幫忙嗎？

236
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,795
‎-很需要
‎-拜託

237
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,547
‎這是旅行圍裙

238
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,508
‎晚安，好好睡吧

239
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:59,553
‎別讓臭蟲吵架…我是說，咬一口

240
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,481
‎什麼事？

241
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:15,819
‎妳沒聽到嗎？祕密通道有聲音

242
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:19,198
‎事實上，我確實聽到聲音

243
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:23,577
‎但我才不要承認
‎否則她會整晚搞到我們兩個都發瘋

244
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,663
‎沒有，我什麼都沒聽到，瑪麗安

245
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,540
‎快睡吧

246
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,169
‎燈可以不要關嗎？今晚就好？

247
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,546
‎我家就是妳家

248
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:36,799
‎我要喝水

249
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,182
‎抱歉，妳還好嗎？

250
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,851
‎我設了警報，以免有人闖進來

251
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,647
‎妳可以

252
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:53,398
‎真的嗎？

253
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:54,399
‎好

254
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,446
‎我通常會去客房

255
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:04,368
‎但理查說為了禮節，他要睡客房

256
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:09,456
‎我終於能像正常人一樣
‎關燈睡一整晚了

257
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,168
‎抱歉，妳去了好久

258
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,546
‎我以為妳發生什麼事了

259
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,714
‎我確實有事情發生

260
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:21,468
‎我發現跟瑪麗安同住很痛苦

261
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,265
‎晚安，抱抱，我差點…不要嗎？好

262
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,562
‎棉花糖口味，看起來很棒吧？

263
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,731
‎我光看照片就血糖飆升，但很值得

264
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,234
‎廚房裡乾掉的蛋糕麵糊也是

265
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,318
‎真的嗎？

266
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,904
‎我和雪倫清了很久

267
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,698
‎看來有些地方沒清到

268
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:49,162
‎潼恩，派對就在明天
‎妳何時會弄好小丑服？

269
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,790
‎天啊，小丑

270
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:55,460
‎我把這事忘了
‎在經歷種種…面對現實吧

271
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:57,671
‎我最近身心煎熬

272
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,049
‎我可能會穿舊衣服
‎把臉部彩繪成悲傷的小丑

273
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,510
‎不會扮成拿綵球穿大鞋子的快樂小丑

274
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,888
‎我試著光顧地方商店

275
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:09,474
‎但石溪的
‎小本經營小丑用品店都倒光了

276
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:10,934
‎我想到一件事

277
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,687
‎我姊在去年萬聖節扮成小丑

278
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,398
‎小丑服有點大，我們還留著

279
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,984
‎太好了，我愛回收

280
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,112
‎保姆俱樂部你好

281
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,948
‎等我們到家，我會再好好清理一次

282
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,910
‎我來比較快
‎妳很髒亂，就像我媽一樣

283
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:31,330
‎妳因為這樣講話才酸溜溜的嗎？

284
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:34,917
‎我沒有酸溜溜

285
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,336
‎是妳太敏感太神經質

286
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,464
‎所以妳才會怕東怕西

287
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,467
‎太荒謬了，我沒有怕東怕西

288
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,510
‎妳就有

289
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,139
‎妳們覺得有嗎？

290
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,307
‎沒有

291
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,434
‎妳是謹慎吧

292
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,687
‎容易胡思亂想，然後驚慌失措？

293
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,942
‎但態度有趣輕鬆

294
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,819
‎我們也很興奮，明天見，好

295
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,780
‎麥勒莉的爸媽打來

296
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,282
‎他們想核對明天的最後細節

297
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:10,786
‎我向他們保證明天會很棒

298
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,038
‎會的

299
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,415
‎我們會玩得很開心

300
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,584
‎興奮點

301
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:22,381
‎很興奮

302
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,053
‎那是最後的椅子了
‎我們還需要什麼？

303
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:31,598
‎妳休息一下吧？妳整個早上都在忙

304
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:35,018
‎不行，今天是我妹妹的生日
‎我應該負責大部分的工作

305
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,144
‎交給我們

306
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,897
‎-潔西
‎-我喜歡妳的服裝

307
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,816
‎潔西，妳看起來好可愛

308
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:45,070
‎謝謝，我昨天跟我媽
‎在斯坦福的用品店買的

309
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,864
‎我以為妳會用舊芭蕾舞服

310
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,993
‎我想替克萊兒來點特別的

311
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,453
‎那要多少錢？我可以匯給妳…

312
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:56,164
‎我會再穿，麥勒莉，沒關係

313
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:57,624
‎有關係

314
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,460
‎妳們做得太多了

315
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,338
‎我不想成為保姆俱樂部的慈善活動

316
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,257
‎什麼？妳怎麼會這麼想？

317
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,926
‎因為我們用了做慈善的錢嗎？

318
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,513
‎麥勒莉，我很抱歉
‎這話真的很蠢

319
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,432
‎我不是說妳是慈善活動

320
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,435
‎-我不想成為負擔
‎-妳不是

321
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:20,355
‎我找妳們參加
‎基金會時裝秀是慈善活動嗎？

322
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,733
‎對，那真的是慈善活動

323
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:27,404
‎麥勒莉
‎保姆俱樂部的成員就是要互挺

324
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,780
‎這不叫做慈善

325
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:31,116
‎這是友情

326
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,370
‎哇

327
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,205
‎妳們啊

328
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,708
‎我能加入這個團體真幸運

329
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,085
‎妳們人善心美又…

330
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,546
‎等等，瑪麗安跟潼恩呢？

331
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,890
‎妳在做什麼？

332
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,434
‎我要進妳的祕密通道

333
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,935
‎妳說得對，潼恩

334
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,646
‎我怕妳的衣櫥，有時也怕黑

335
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,899
‎怕被批評，甚至是健康疑慮

336
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:04,941
‎但今天

337
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,527
‎我要面對我的恐懼

338
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,530
‎瑪麗安！我不是這個意思

339
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:15,118
‎天啊，她去了，如果裡面有蝙蝠呢？

340
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,829
‎或是不曾看過天日的密道人？

341
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,222
‎瑪麗安？

342
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,894
‎瑪麗安，妳在哪裡？

343
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,896
‎好痛

344
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,276
‎潼恩，我剛跑遍整個地道

345
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,945
‎我之前幹嘛這麼害怕

346
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,030
‎這裡什麼也沒有，我們一直很安全

347
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,156
‎太好了，走吧

348
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:57,035
‎我之前也太發神經了吧
‎我現在信心滿滿

349
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,002
‎鎖住了

350
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,755
‎-來幫我
‎-好

351
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,597
‎有意思

352
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,560
‎看來我們一起被關在這裡了

353
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:25,438
‎-妳有帶手機嗎？
‎-我沒帶手機

354
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,358
‎我把手機留在房間了，但妳有帶吧？

355
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,528
‎我不知道哪個讓我比較害怕

356
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,363
‎是困在地道

357
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,866
‎還是跟瑪麗安困在一起

358
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,710
‎壽星在這裡

359
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,296
‎麥勒莉說會有小丑，我要小丑

360
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,977
‎-看那頂帽子
‎-酷

361
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,647
‎生日快樂

362
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,234
‎叭叭

363
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,617
‎我覺得她很喜歡

364
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,827
‎妳有潼恩的消息嗎？

365
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:25,457
‎酷，衣櫥和防風地下室都從外面鎖上

366
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,709
‎也就是說我們困住了

367
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,378
‎妳想玩遊戲嗎？來玩“我從來沒有”？

368
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:33,506
‎我從來沒有被困在地道過

369
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,842
‎沒手機，沒完沒了

370
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:39,012
‎但妳現在有，妳應該說妳沒做過的事

371
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,264
‎聽著，不會有事的

372
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,143
‎這裡還有很多氧氣

373
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,436
‎-天啊
‎-還有

374
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,606
‎雪倫和我爸去健行
‎不久後就要回來了

375
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,817
‎我爸不能待在外面太久
‎否則他的花粉過敏會害死他

376
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,319
‎怎麼會這樣

377
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:59,616
‎一個什麼都怕的人
‎進來這裡卻沒帶手機

378
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,787
‎我不知道妳跑來找我
‎妳應該在房間等的

379
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:04,704
‎那是我的房間

380
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,791
‎我根本不知道有這個蠢地道
‎直到妳跑來

381
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,168
‎亂動我衣櫥的東西

382
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,795
‎我需要空間放我的衣服

383
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,839
‎妳一直大提我的就是妳的
‎這種社會主義論調

384
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,341
‎-鬼扯個不停
‎-沒錯

385
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,386
‎我的房間、我的房子、我的媽媽

386
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:20,720
‎全都是妳的！

387
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,311
‎天啊

388
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:30,522
‎我感覺好蠢

389
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,818
‎我知道我們之間有點緊張

390
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,028
‎姊妹有時就是會這樣，對嗎？

391
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:43,076
‎如果妳我是真姊妹

392
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,161
‎而雪倫是我的…

393
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,958
‎對不起，我不是這個意思

394
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,002
‎不，潼恩，妳就是這個意思

395
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:55,547
‎我有時不好搞
‎而妳一副都沒關係的樣子

396
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:56,798
‎但妳有關係

397
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,300
‎妳說得對

398
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:03,930
‎我原本都沒關係，直到後來不行了

399
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:07,142
‎好嗎？我習慣有自己的空間

400
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:11,104
‎妳跟我媽又處得那麼好

401
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,606
‎讓我覺得地盤被搶

402
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,568
‎我爸很棒，但他在加州

403
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:19,571
‎所以我跟我媽相依為命

404
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:20,822
‎聽著，我懂

405
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,158
‎我跟我爸也是這樣

406
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:28,079
‎所以跟雪倫在一起感覺才會這麼好

407
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:31,791
‎我知道她是妳媽，不是我媽，但…

408
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,418
‎妳不用解釋

409
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,880
‎她隨時可以借給妳

410
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,090
‎我的就是妳的

411
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,344
‎我這次是認真的

412
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,513
‎如果這次真的能成為姊妹

413
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:48,058
‎我爸就不用假裝睡客房

414
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,310
‎我們就又能有各自的房間了

415
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,227
‎好

416
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:55,982
‎明白人聽好了

417
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:59,194
‎如果困在神祕的地底通道裡

418
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:02,489
‎無法立即脫離的話

419
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:06,076
‎能跟死黨一起受困是最好的狀況

420
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,995
‎這時，在地上

421
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,748
‎情況變得黑暗起來

422
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,124
‎妳們開心嗎？

423
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:16,461
‎好

424
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,465
‎嘿，克勞，怎麼樣？

425
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,009
‎我們要走哥德路線

426
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,470
‎妳看起來像恐怖片，酷

427
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:29,391
‎潼恩和瑪麗安都不回簡訊
‎所以我要過去確定她們還活著

428
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,768
‎-妳先顧一下
‎-好

429
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:38,483
‎可以替我畫一滴眼淚嗎？
‎它代表我靈魂的黑暗

430
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,984
‎好

431
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,570
‎我從來沒有

432
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:46,324
‎跟羅根說過他有口臭
‎就算有時是真的

433
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,327
‎男人的自尊心真脆弱

434
00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,796
‎天啊

435
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,923
‎天啊，地道人

436
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,383
‎我喜歡交換角色

437
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:06,094
‎妳很害怕，而我冷靜、順其自然

438
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,720
‎天啊，它來抓我們了！

439
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,600
‎還有那雙腳，那不可能是人類！

440
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,314
‎妳們在這裡做什麼？

441
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:22,360
‎我們在派克家等妳們一小時了

442
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:24,612
‎好

443
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,490
‎我懂了，小丑很嚇人

444
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,367
‎快點，走吧

445
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,214
‎嘿，潼恩

446
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,633
‎妳今天很忙

447
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,343
‎-感覺還好嗎？
‎-沒事

448
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,514
‎嘿

449
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,309
‎我知道妳之前沒什麼興趣

450
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:57,353
‎但我可以給妳看我的大人著色本嗎？

451
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,815
‎當我焦慮、害怕

452
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:03,985
‎或無法表達我的情緒時

453
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,446
‎經常是三者一起

454
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,907
‎那時我就會做這些練習
‎幫助真的很大

455
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,159
‎謝謝

456
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:13,578
‎但我既不焦慮

457
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,997
‎也不害怕或壓抑

458
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,208
‎潼恩，不好意思

459
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,376
‎妳在週六晚上封門

460
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:24,297
‎這樣不存在的地道怪物才不會來抓妳

461
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,175
‎妳卻說妳沒事？

462
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:35,725
‎我開始感到焦慮時
‎說出我的恐懼對我有幫助

463
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,769
‎派克家的男孩傷到頭的時候就是

464
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:40,313
‎我知道感覺既誇張又討厭

465
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:45,485
‎但把最可怕的想法說出來對我有幫助

466
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,904
‎這樣反而會奪走它的力量

467
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:49,948
‎有道理

468
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:51,282
‎我知道妳很堅強

469
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,701
‎妳喜歡支持大家

470
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,996
‎但有時候最堅強的作為就是承認

471
00:24:57,622 --> 00:24:59,832
‎妳需要人支持妳

472
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:06,965
‎嘿，理查

473
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,217
‎你有彩色鉛筆嗎？

474
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:11,970
‎很多

475
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:19,602
‎我承認
‎我對史比爾和雪佛家結合有疑慮

476
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,271
‎但事實是

477
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:22,939
‎我們有很多共同點

478
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,526
‎不好意思，我也可以來點辣醬嗎？

479
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:32,198
‎沒問題

480
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:33,324
‎-謝謝
‎-嘿

481
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:49,757
‎我喜歡，沒事

482
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:51,968
‎比我知道的還多

483
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:53,970
‎-好美味
‎-我的天啊

484
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,183
‎瑪麗安和我會永遠維持姊妹情

485
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,978
‎不管我們的父母做出什麼決定

486
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:05,148
‎-晚安
‎-晚安

487
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,821
‎可以開燈嗎？今晚就好？

488
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:14,949
‎當然了

489
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:42,310
‎（根據安馬丁系列小說改編）

490
00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:44,372
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