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♪ Lean on me and I'll lean on you ♪

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♪ That's just what we do… ♪

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[Dawn] Ever since I moved to Stoneybrook,

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it's just been me and my mom
in our little old farmhouse.

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But today that changes,
because the Spiers are moving in!

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Only for a week, but still.

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It's like a trial run for the future.

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If my mom and Richard ever get married,

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Mary Anne and I
would get to officially be stepsisters.

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So I want to make my room super perfect.

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♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh… ♪

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[Dawn] And then I'll tackle
the rest of my house.

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♪ You wrote the plot out from the start ♪

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♪ And made yourself the beating heart ♪

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♪ I was the one who stole your crown ♪

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♪ You were the one
With the biggest mouth, now ♪

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Oh, there's that rug.

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Honey, this looks amazing.
Who taught you to dust?

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-[Dawn] What is this?
-That's a tincture.

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One drop of that on the tongue daily
helps to ward off negative spirits

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and boost organization skills.

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Organization, huh?
Might want to up your dose.

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You are so your father's daughter
sometimes.

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-[doorbell rings]
-There they are! Okay.

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[Dawn giggles]

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Welcome.

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Is there a vacancy at Chez Schafer?

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Right this way, sis. [giggles]

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I know it may appear
as though I packed too much,

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but I brought my own linens
because they're hypoallergenic.

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Also I brought a small fan,

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because imagine trying to fall asleep
in complete silence. I can't.

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-I brought some--
-Richie. You gonna say hello or what?

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-Sorry. Hi.
-Hi. Mwah.

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Honey, relax.
This week is gonna be so fun!

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Let me help you.

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-Sure. Here's the smallest one.
-Okay.

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Oh, heck! What? Uh, honey, what's in here?

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-Those are several pewter chess sets--
-I got it.

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[Dawn] Here we were.
Already acting like a chill, happy family.

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Meanwhile, babysitting at the Pikes
was decidedly less chill.

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As your older sister,
I command you to stop!

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[Byron] Buzz off, Mallory!

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You can't control chaos.
Chaos controls you.

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[children screaming]

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She used to only speak in rhymes,
so this is progress.

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Oh, okay.
Everyone can do whatever they want!

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-Yeah!
-[Mallory] Jessi!

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We're supposed to be a united front!

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Remove rules, there's no need to rebel.
Trust me.

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-[crashing]
-[Byron] Ow!

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[Byron] Mom!

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-[crying] Mom!
-Byron tripped.

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There's blood.

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Welcome to my sister-bonding starter kit.

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We've got face masks, tarot, board games.

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What do you wanna do first?

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Uh, whatever you want.
Mind if I make some room for my clothes?

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Of course not. I want you
to treat my space like it's your own.

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Really?

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Absolutely. What's mine is yours.

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Okay. Cool. Okay.

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[chuckles nervously] Whatcha doing?

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Oh, just making room
so I can hang up my clothes.

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Um…

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Dawn, do you have, like,
a hidden room or something?

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You mean that panel thing?
It's painted shut, right?

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Oh, the secret passageway.

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-I didn't tell you about that?
-Huh?

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Okay. There's an underground tunnel

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that goes from your room
all the way to the storm cellar.

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A previous owner built it
during the prohibition era

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so they could make, you know,
gin or whatever in secret.

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A salacious history.

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-I like it.
-Me too.

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What if some creature lives down there?
Or person?

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Someone who's never seen the sun 'cause
they haven't been out of the tunnel.

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That's unlikely, sweetheart.

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What is possible is that an intruder
could come in through the cellar--

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Ooh, ooh, ooh, Richard,
that's not helpful!

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Let's eat our tacos.

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Mom, no offense,
but this seitan has no heat.

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That may be my fault.
Spicy foods upset my stomach.

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Honey, why don't you go get some habanero?

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All right, but, Richard,
you should really consider

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upping up the spice level,
like, gradually.

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Maybe it's a stomach thing, but maybe
you just haven't been exposed to it

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because of, um, cultural differences.

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Which we love and support
in this household.

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Mm-hm.

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That's the great thing about us
being together, right?

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-We can learn new things from each other.
-I'll have some hot sauce.

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That's the spirit.

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[Sharon] Whoa!

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Taking off the training wheels.
That's a big portion. Well, good heavens.

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-Oh. Good. Byron's okay.
-[mumbles with mouth full]

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Byron, uh, he's one
of the many, many Pike kids, right?

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He must have tripped and bonked his head
while Jessi and Mallory were babysitting.

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Head injuries. Those can be very serious.

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Well, it was just a cut and he needed
a few stitches, but he's fine now.

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For now. There could be
a brain bleed, epidermal hematoma.

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Could be fine one moment, then--

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[Dawn] He went to the ER.
I'm sure they got him checked out.

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But it's all positive.

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I'm not being negative, just realistic.
Mary Anne?

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-What's happening over there?
-Oh, Mary Anne, are you okay?

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[strained] Mm, I'm fine.

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Mm, just think the hot sauce
was a little much for me!

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-Can I get some milk?
-Almond or oat?

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Regular?

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[lullaby playing softly]

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-[screams]
-You okay?

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I'm fine.

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This doll just caught me by surprise.

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Yeah, Logan, I gotta go.

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No, I'm serious. You hang up first.

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No, you--

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Oh. He hung up.

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Are you and Logan
still living without labels?

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'Cause you're sounding pretty BF-GF to me.

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[sighs] Dawn, I'd like to introduce you
to Mr. Clowny.

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I've had him since I was little.
Isn't he cute?

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He's adorable. Hey, do you know
where my incense holder is, then?

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No, I must have moved it somewhere.

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[Dawn] All good. I'll find it.

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In a cup. You're gonna love this.

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It's a special blend that promotes
relaxation and a restful night of sleep.

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Perfect for the end of the day.

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[coughing, wheezing]

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Sorry. [coughs] Sensitive lungs.

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It's all good.

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I want you to be comfortable.

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Thank you. Okay, now, good night, sis.

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Sweet dreams.

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[sighs]

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[Mallory] It was terrifying. Byron said
his entire life flashed before his eyes.

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But he's only ten, so there wasn't
that much life to get through.

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Mallory!

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-I'm just so glad he's okay.
-Me too.

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He only got six stitches, but it was,
like, a thousand bucks a stitch.

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The American health-care system
strikes again.

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Claire's birthday's coming up and she
wanted this big, carnival-themed party,

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but now my parents say
we can't spend the money.

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-She's so bummed. I feel terrible.
-[Kristy] Wait.

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What if we threw the party as a club?
I bet we could pull off a carnival.

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Oh, you guys don't have to do that.
It's too much work.

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A kid got injured on our watch.

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From an optics POV,
that is horrible for business.

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We should do some damage control.

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What she means to say
is it's the least we can do.

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And it'd be our pleasure.

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And the treasury is in good shape, so
we can skip our monthly charity donation

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and use the money for Claire's party.

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Oh.

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Okay. Thank you, I guess.

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Great. All in favor, say, "Aye."

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[all except Mary Anne] Aye!

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Oh, sorry. Aye.

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You okay? You haven't said
a peep all afternoon.

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I just didn't sleep last night.

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Did Dawn's snoring keep you up?

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Excuse me?

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No. More like the secret passageway
in her room.

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What? You have a secret passageway
in your room? Is it haunted?

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But what about bats? You know,
they all carry some kind of weird virus.

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-And my dad says--
-Mary Anne.

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Listen to me.

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There's nothing scary
about the secret passageway.

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You're right. Sorry for being such a wimp.

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It's all good. This is a safe space
for you to share your feelings.

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-Good night.
-Good night.

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-Go to sleep.
-Okay.

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Go to sleep.

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There's definitely rats though.
Or even possums!

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-They all have rabies. I know that much.
-They actually don't have rabies.

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If I was a rat, I'd be so annoyed.

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Like, seriously, universe?

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I couldn't have been something cuter?
Like a hamster or a mouse?

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Oh, that would have been so cute.

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Having those little umbrellas
or little outfits that they wore.

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I could make something.

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Do you know where I would find mice?

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[girls laughing]

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For Claire's birthday party to be
a success, we must divide and conquer.

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-Everyone needs a role.
-I can be a magical fairy.

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I can wear my point shoes
and kids love glitter and a wand.

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And I can put together gift bags,

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but use those red-and-white popcorn bags
to keep the theme going.

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I'll do face paint.
I can incorporate really cool stuff,

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like feather eyelashes and glitter.

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You guys, this is all super sweet.

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Really. I'm obsessed.

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But don't you think
it's gonna be a little expensive?

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-I wouldn't wanna run up the treasury.
-I can wear one of my old ballet outfits.

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I'm sure I have something.

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And I already have
all the face paint stuff.

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[Stacey] And, Mallory, as treasurer,

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if we dip into dues to put together
gift bags, it's no big deal.

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That's what it's there for.

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Okay. If you say so.

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Great! It's settled.
I'll be project manager.

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But what about the birthday cake?

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Ooh, I can bake one, and get some
of that cool decorating stuff.

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Yeah, perfect. Dawn?

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Thoughts?

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Sorry. I guess I'm the one
a little out of it today.

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Didn't you sleep well last night?
I slept great.

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[Dawn] I'm sure she did,

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after talking my ear off about rodents
and rare diseases all night long,

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depriving me
of my special sleeping incense,

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all the while clutching that creepy--

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Clown.

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I could dress up as a… clown?

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I mean, I think they're sort of weird
and haunted-looking,

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but some people love them.

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-Do you have a problem with Mr. Clowny?
-It's all good.

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Seriously.

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He's your doll, Mary Anne.

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Do what you want with him.
You know me. I'm always chill.

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Ooh, that's good, that's good. Whoa!

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Girl! No, no, it's good.
There was too much anyway.

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-The kitchen, it's a disaster.
-[Sharon] I'm sorry, honey.

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Mary Anne and I are trying
to get a handle on this baking thing.

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We forgot the flour the first time
so now we're having to start all over.

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Well, I did just clean the entire house,
including the kitchen.

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Honey, I said I'm sorry.

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-We'll clean up.
-Yeah.

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That's what you say now.

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I don't know if you knew,
but Dawn is kind of a closet neat freak.

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-Closet? I'm sure she's out and proud.
-[Sharon] Has she been torturing you?

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No, actually, everything with Dawn
is all good, all the time.

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[Sharon] You poor thing.

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"All good" is Dawn-speak
for "Please, go jump off a cliff."

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[laughing]

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[Dawn] Well, Mary Anne and my mom
were apparently best friends now.

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Cool.

237
00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:35,863
Hey, Dawn. I just received a package full
of super cool coloring books for adults.

238
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:36,822
Want to check 'em out?

239
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,032
[Dawn] Me and Richard, not so much.

240
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:39,950
Maybe later.

241
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,327
Everything all right?

242
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,163
All good!

243
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:45,956
Look at this.

244
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,624
[Sharon and Mary Anne giggle]

245
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,252
Wow, this kitchen looks like a war zone.
Need any help?

246
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,795
-Majorly.
-Please.

247
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,547
-This is a travel apron.
-[Sharon laughs]

248
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:58,177
Good night. Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs fight…

249
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,553
I mean, bite.

250
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,600
[creaking]

251
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:06,643
What the…

252
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:10,481
Yes?

253
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,819
Did you not hear that?
From the secret passageway?

254
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:19,198
[Dawn] The truth was I did hear something.

255
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:23,577
But no way was I gonna just admit it
and let her drive us both crazy all night.

256
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,663
No, I didn't hear anything, Mary Anne.

257
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,457
Just go to sleep.

258
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,169
Can we leave the light on?
Just for tonight?

259
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,546
Mi casa es su casa.

260
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:36,799
I need some water.

261
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,180
[clattering]

262
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,182
Oh, sorry! Are you okay?

263
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,851
I just set up an alarm,
in case any intruders came.

264
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,188
Y-you got it.

265
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,398
Really?

266
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:54,316
Okay.

267
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,238
[Dawn] Normally I would have gone
in the guest room,

268
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:03,909
but Richard was claiming to be sleeping
in there for propriety's sake.

269
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:09,248
Finally, a full night of sleep
in the dark like a normal person.

270
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:14,670
Oh, sorry! You were just gone for so long,
I thought something happened, so…

271
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,548
[Dawn] Something did happen to me.

272
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:21,426
I realized Mary Anne
was a total pain to live with.

273
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,265
Good night hugs! I almost… No? Okay.

274
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,562
Cotton candy-flavored.
Doesn't it look great?

275
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,731
My blood sugar rose looking
at that photo, but it was worth it.

276
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,234
So is the dried cake batter
around the kitchen.

277
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,318
[Mary Anne] Oh, really?

278
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,904
Sharon and I spent forever
cleaning that up.

279
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,698
Looks like you missed some spots.

280
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:49,162
Dawn. The party's tomorrow.
What's the ETA on your clown costume?

281
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,790
[Dawn] Oh, shoot, the clown.

282
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:55,544
I seem to have blocked that out
with all the emotional and, let's face it,

283
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,713
physical labor
I've been performing lately.

284
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:01,049
I might have to be more of an old clothes
and face paint sad clown

285
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,510
than a pom-poms-and-giant-shoes
happy clown.

286
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,888
I try to patronize local businesses,

287
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:09,474
but there's a major dearth in mom-and-pop
clown supply stores in Stoneybrook.

288
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:13,687
I just realized something. My sister
was a clown for Halloween last year,

289
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,398
and the costume was a little big
and we still have it, so--

290
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,567
Great! Love to recycle.

291
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,277
[phone ringing]

292
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:22,529
Baby-Sitters Club…

293
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,948
I'll do another deep clean of the kitchen
once we get home.

294
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,910
It's easier if I do it.
You're messy. Just like my mom.

295
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,330
Is this where all this
passive-aggressiveness is coming from?

296
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,374
I'm not being passive-aggressive.

297
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,419
You're just sensitive and paranoid,

298
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,464
which is why you're scared
of so many things.

299
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,467
That's ridiculous!
I'm not scared of so many things.

300
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,510
Yup. You are.

301
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,139
Do you guys think that?

302
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,098
No.

303
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:51,808
Cautious, maybe.

304
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,687
Prone to getting in your own head
and spiraling into a panic?

305
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,399
But, like, in a fun and carefree way.

306
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:02,319
[Kristy] Yeah, we're excited too.
See you tomorrow. Okay.

307
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,780
That was Mallory's parents on the phone.

308
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,282
They wanted to go over
the final details for tomorrow

309
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:10,369
and I promised
that tomorrow would be a blast.

310
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,871
Which it will be.

311
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,415
We are going to have fun.

312
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,584
Get excited!

313
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,420
Whoop-whoop!

314
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:22,381
-[all] Whoop-whoop.
-Excited.

315
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,220
That's the last of the chairs.
What else do we need?

316
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:31,598
Mal, why don't you take a break?
You've been working nonstop all morning.

317
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:35,018
No way. It's my sister's birthday.
I should be doing most of the work.

318
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,144
We got this.

319
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,897
-[Kristy] Wow!
-[Claudia] I love your outfit!

320
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,816
Jessi, you look so cute!

321
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,486
Thanks! I bought it yesterday
with my mom at Capezio in Stamford.

322
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,156
I thought you were gonna use
some of your old ballet costumes.

323
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,993
I just wanted it to be special for Claire.

324
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,453
How much did it cost? I can Venmo you--

325
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:56,164
I'll wear it again. Mallory, it's fine.

326
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:57,499
It's not fine.

327
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,419
You guys are doing way too much.

328
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,422
I don't want to be
The Baby-Sitters Club charity case, okay?

329
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,257
Huh? Why would you think that?

330
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,259
Is this because
of the charity contribution?

331
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:11,638
Mallory, I'm so sorry.
That was a really dumb thing to say.

332
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,432
I didn't mean that you were charity.

333
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,435
-I don't want to be a burden.
-You're not.

334
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:20,355
Was it charity when I asked you guys
to be part of the JDRF fashion show?

335
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,733
Yes, Stacey, that was literally charity.

336
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:27,404
Mallory, being a part of The Baby-Sitters
Club means we show up for each other.

337
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,991
We don't call it charity.
It's just friendship.

338
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,328
Wow.

339
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,080
You guys.

340
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,708
I feel so lucky
to be a part of this group.

341
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,085
And you're all so nice and supportive and…

342
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,546
Wait, where's Mary Anne and Dawn?

343
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,598
What are you doing?

344
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,935
I'm going into your secret passageway.
You're right, Dawn.

345
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,646
I am afraid of your closet,
and the dark sometimes,

346
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,940
and criticism, and even healthy conflict!

347
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:04,858
But today,

348
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,277
I face my fears.

349
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,530
Mary Anne! I didn't mean…

350
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:15,118
[Dawn] Oh God. She's gone.
What if there are actually bats in there?

351
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,829
Or secret tunnel people
who have never seen the sun?

352
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,428
[suspenseful music plays]

353
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:34,763
Mary Anne?

354
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,602
Mary Anne, where are you?!

355
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,604
Ouch.

356
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,775
-[Mary Anne] Dawn!
-[Dawn screams]

357
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:50,028
I just ran through the whole tunnel!
I can't believe I was so scared!

358
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,030
There's nothing!
We were safe the whole time!

359
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,156
Great! Let's go!

360
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:57,035
I can't believe I was so freaked out
about this place. I feel so empowered.

361
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,330
[door rattles]

362
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:05,877
It's locked.

363
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,755
-[Dawn] Just come help me.
-Okay.

364
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:10,590
Fine.

365
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,468
[door rattles]

366
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,178
[banging on door]

367
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,430
Interesting.

368
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,351
Looks like we're locked in here together.

369
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,438
-Did you bring your phone?
-No, I didn't bring my phone!

370
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,024
I left it in my room,
but you brought yours, right?

371
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,528
[Dawn] I didn't know what scared me more.

372
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,363
Being trapped in the tunnel,

373
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,407
or being trapped in it with Mary Anne.

374
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,536
[carnival music plays]

375
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,710
Hey, it's the birthday girl.

376
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,296
Mallory said there'd be a clown.
I want the clown!

377
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,549
[Claire cries]

378
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,222
[gasps]

379
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,810
-Whoa, look at that!
-That's cool!

380
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,647
[Kristy] Happy birthday!

381
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,234
Honk, honk.

382
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,949
I think she really likes it.

383
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:20,827
Have you heard from Dawn?

384
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,457
Cool. The closet and storm cellar door
are both locked from the outside,

385
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,709
which means we're basically trapped.

386
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,378
Hey, you wanna play a game?
Never have I ever?

387
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,506
Never have I ever been trapped
in an underground tunnel before

388
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,884
with no phones and no end in sight.

389
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,929
Except now you have. You're supposed
to name things you haven't done.

390
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,264
Look, Dawn, it's gonna be okay.

391
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,810
-There's still plenty of oxygen in here.
-Oh God!

392
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:49,606
And… Sharon and my dad will be back
from their hike in a couple hours.

393
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,817
My dad can't be outside longer than that
before his pollen allergy chokes him.

394
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,319
I can't believe this right now.

395
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:59,616
The most fearful person in the universe
and you came in here without your phone.

396
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,078
I didn't know you were coming after me!
You were supposed to wait in the bedroom.

397
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,579
My bedroom.

398
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,791
Which I didn't even know
had this stupid tunnel until you came in

399
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,168
and started moving
all the stuff in my closet!

400
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,795
I needed room for my clothes!

401
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,756
And you made this big thing
about what's mine is yours, socialism.

402
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,341
-Blah blah blah!
-That's right.

403
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,386
My room, my house, my mom!

404
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:20,720
It's all yours!

405
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,144
God,

406
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:30,522
I feel so dumb.

407
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,317
I knew things were a little tense, but

408
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:37,028
that's how it is
with sisters sometimes, right?

409
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:37,946
[inhales]

410
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,868
If you and I were actually sisters…
[inhales shakily]

411
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:44,911
…and Sharon was my…

412
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,958
I'm sorry. I didn't mean--

413
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,835
No, look, Dawn, you did mean it!

414
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,795
I can be a little much

415
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,214
and you act like you're cool
with everything, but you're not!

416
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,300
You're right.

417
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:03,930
I mean, I was cool with everything
until it just… It just crept up on me.

418
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,142
Okay? I'm used to having my own space

419
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:10,353
and with you being
all buddy-buddy with my mom,

420
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,023
it just made me feel territorial.

421
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,568
And my dad's great,
but he's in California,

422
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:19,070
and so it's just been me and my mom.

423
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:22,824
Look, I get it.
It's like that with me and my dad too.

424
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,495
That's why it felt so good
to hang out with Sharon.

425
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:31,791
Look, I know she's your mom,
not mine, but still--

426
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,209
You don't need to explain.

427
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,629
You can borrow her anytime you'd like.

428
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,090
What's mine is yours.

429
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:41,843
I mean it this time.

430
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:45,513
And, hey, if we ever do become sisters,
for real this time,

431
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:48,016
my dad won't have to pretend
to sleep in the guest room

432
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:49,601
and we can have our own rooms.

433
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,227
Deal.

434
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,522
[both giggle]

435
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:55,982
[Dawn] Word to the wise.

436
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:59,194
If you're stuck underground
in a mysterious secret passageway

437
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,863
you have little
immediate hope of escaping,

438
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:05,617
best case scenario,
it's with your best friend.

439
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,995
Meanwhile, above ground,

440
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,706
things were getting a little darker.

441
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,124
Hey, guys, you having fun?

442
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:16,461
Okay.

443
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,923
Hey, Claud. How's it going?

444
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:23,009
We're going in, like, a goth direction.

445
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,470
You look like a horror movie. Cool.

446
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,472
Dawn and Mary Anne aren't answering texts.

447
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,391
I'm gonna go over
and make sure they're alive.

448
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,309
-Hold down the fort.
-Yeah.

449
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,063
[clown shoes squeaking]

450
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:38,066
Can you give me a teardrop?
It represents the darkness of my soul.

451
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,984
[Mary Anne] Okay, okay.

452
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,570
Never have I ever

453
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:46,366
told Logan his breath stinks,
even though sometimes it really does.

454
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,827
[giggles] Men have such fragile egos.

455
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,370
[both laughing]

456
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:54,499
-[gasping]
-[creaking]

457
00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,504
Oh my God!

458
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,923
Oh my God, a tunnel person!

459
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,383
Loving this role reversal.

460
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:06,010
You all scared and me being the calm,
go-with-the-flow one.

461
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,720
Oh my God, it's coming for us!

462
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,014
The nose. [breathing shakily]

463
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,600
And the feet! They can't be human!

464
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:14,060
[Mary Anne hyperventilates]

465
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,312
[Dawn and Mary Anne scream]

466
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,314
What are you doing in here?

467
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:22,360
We've been waiting for you
at the Pike's for, like, an hour.

468
00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,530
Yeah. I get it now.

469
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,490
Clowns are creepy.

470
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,284
Come on! Let's go!

471
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:30,326
Okay.

472
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,412
[clown shoes squeaking]

473
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:42,755
Hey, Dawn.

474
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:47,260
-You had an eventful day. Feel okay?
-All good.

475
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,223
[Richard] Hey, uh… [clears throat]

476
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,893
I know you weren't very interested before,

477
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:57,353
but may I show you
my coloring book for adults?

478
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,815
When I'm anxious or fearful

479
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:03,985
or have difficulty expressing my emotions,

480
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,446
frequently all three,

481
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,990
I do some of those exercises
and it really helps.

482
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:09,908
Oh.

483
00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:11,534
Thanks, but

484
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:15,997
I'm not anxious or fearful or repressed.

485
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,749
Dawn, with all due respect,

486
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,376
you're boarding up a door
on a Saturday night

487
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:24,297
so non-existent tunnel monsters
don't come and get you,

488
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,841
and you're telling me you're all good?

489
00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:35,558
When I start to feel my anxiety rev up,
it helps me to vocalize my fears.

490
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,769
Like when the little Pike boy
hurt his head.

491
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:40,355
I know it seems dramatic and annoying,

492
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:45,485
but, for me,
to name the scariest thought helped.

493
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,820
Somehow it takes away its power.

494
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:51,282
-That makes sense.
-[Richard] I know you're strong.

495
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,284
You like to be there for everyone else.

496
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,788
But sometimes
the strongest thing is to admit

497
00:24:57,747 --> 00:24:59,832
you need someone to be there for you.

498
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,965
[Dawn] Hey, Richard.

499
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:08,967
Got any colored pencils?

500
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:11,678
So many.

501
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,139
[Dawn] I admit it.

502
00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:19,602
I had doubts about the Spiers
and the Schafers melding households.

503
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:20,687
But the truth is,

504
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:22,730
we had a lot in common.

505
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:26,526
[clears throat] Excuse me, please,
may I also have some hot sauce?

506
00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:29,988
-[Dawn] Oh.
-Oh.

507
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,198
You got it.

508
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:33,408
-Thank you.
-All right.

509
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:38,413
[Dawn] Oh.

510
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,543
[drumroll building]

511
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:49,757
I love it. All good.

512
00:25:49,841 --> 00:25:52,051
-[Sharon] Yay!
-[Dawn] More than I realized.

513
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:53,970
So… So flavorful.

514
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,805
[laughing]

515
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,267
[Dawn] Mary Anne and I
were always going to feel like sisters,

516
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:01,728
no matter what our parents decided to do.

517
00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:05,148
-Night.
-Night. [chuckles]

518
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,821
Can we? Just for tonight?

519
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:13,698
[exhales]

520
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:14,657
Of course.

521
00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:33,217
♪ I get happy, I get happy ♪

522
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:37,388
♪ Then I smile, I can see the stars ♪

523
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:41,017
♪ I get happy, I get happy ♪

524
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,812
♪ Walkin' high, now the world is ours ♪

525
00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:48,316
♪ I get happy, I get happy ♪

526
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:55,281
♪ I can see for miles
And we're two lucky hearts ♪

527
00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:01,162
♪ I don't know, I don't know ♪

528
00:27:01,913 --> 00:27:03,331
♪ Where I'd go ♪

529
00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,628
♪ I don't know, I don't know ♪

530
00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:10,755
♪ What I'd do ♪

531
00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:16,344
♪ All I know, all I know ♪

532
00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:18,346
♪ Is when I'm with you ♪

533
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:25,353
♪ Everything, everything feels so new ♪

534
00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:30,858
♪ I get happy, I get happy ♪

535
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:34,862
♪ Then I smile, I can see the stars ♪

536
00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:37,865
♪ I get happy, I get happy ♪

537
00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:43,454
♪ I can see for miles
And we're two lucky hearts ♪