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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我想我可以說是
‎無可救藥的浪漫主義者

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‎但我比較想當樂觀的浪漫主義者

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‎我爸和雪倫
‎剛去柏克夏的民宿共度週末

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‎而我很樂觀

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‎不對，我確定他求婚了

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‎搶在情人節前的週末

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‎這樣太超過嗎？

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‎妳覺得如果我做婚禮裝扮
‎他們會知道我們知道他們訂婚了？

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‎-不會啊，很不明顯
‎-好

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‎妳也有考慮戴面紗嗎？

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‎妳的上衣也整個大露餡

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‎我們都支持婚姻平權
‎但這應該是驚喜

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‎如果他們想要驚喜

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‎他們就不該在薩爾瓦多餐廳訂位

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‎在那裡宣布也太明顯了吧

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‎-這還是復古上衣，是我爸的
‎-聽聽妳自己說了什麼

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‎對，最好別扯到我媽失敗的婚姻

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‎今晚可是要慶祝
‎她人生的新篇章，毛衣好嗎？

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‎來了來了，秋季婚禮

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‎酒紅色桌布

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‎妳覺得到時
‎羅根會是我的婚禮攜伴嗎？

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‎天啊，真希望羅根是我的婚禮攜伴

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‎如果妳想讓理查
‎在新婚之夜死掉，那好啊

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‎不，但說真的，那樣會很棒

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‎你們兩個很登對
‎他會跟妳過情人節嗎？

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‎我根本沒想過這件事

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‎一次專注一場戀情吧

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‎過來拍照

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‎（瑪麗安，就在今夜）

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‎我和潼恩穿得很低調，並且準備好了

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‎但爸爸先來了一場20分鐘獨白
‎說的是…

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‎我這輩子吃過最棒的牛角麵包

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‎那個牛角麵包很有啟發性

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‎不對，讓人充滿抱負
‎我想向那個牛角麵包看齊

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‎你是啊
‎你像奶油一樣香，而且很花錢

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‎那間木屋奢華無比

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‎他用滿滿的花和蠟燭做裝飾
‎誰會做這種事？

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‎抱歉，牛角麵包的事還沒說完

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‎-當人自以為知道軟爛…
‎-快說啦

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‎我不是故意大聲的

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‎瑪莉安，既然妳似乎知道
‎那我就說出來吧

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‎我們確實有重要的事要分享

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‎好，裝驚訝，瑪麗安

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‎我庭外和解了

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‎斯坦福高地公寓不會有人被驅趕

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‎等等，什麼？

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‎你說他們不會被驅趕

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‎太好了，爸

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‎我以你為榮，理查，奮戰到底

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‎謝謝，現在我想說說整個案子的經過

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‎別誤會，擁有住屋是基本的人權

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‎但我爸是怎麼了？

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‎他旁邊坐著一個好女人、他的絕配

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‎他為什麼不能快點求婚？

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‎我知道我管很寬，但我覺得很蠢

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‎我差點穿禮服了

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‎聽起來挺遜的
‎我是說求婚的事，不是禮服

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‎也許他想開口，卻緊張退縮

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‎糖果卡

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‎快買糖果卡，週五送到情人的教室

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‎五美元

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‎一盒走味的心還真貴

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‎也許他不是緊張
‎也許是我和潼恩想太多了

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‎哪個精神正常的人
‎會在情人節前五天求婚，對嗎？

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-沒事

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‎就…

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‎我今天本來要問妳
‎要不要當我的女朋友

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‎我幫妳買了這條手鍊

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‎但可以等到週五，完全可以等

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‎不！我是說，不是不

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‎不，不要等到週五

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‎對，我想當你的女朋友

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‎好

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‎好

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‎-好嗎？
‎-好

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‎-上課了
‎-好

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎太美了！妳知道這是什麼意思嗎？

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‎妳是俱樂部正式成員裡
‎第一個交男友的人

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‎如果妳一年前告訴我，我會很驚訝

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‎-天啊，謝謝
‎-我替妳高興

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‎-為什麼我覺得“但是”來了？
‎-但是…

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‎-來了
‎-記住

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‎妳永遠排第一

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‎我們排第二，然後妳爸排第三

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‎所以我猜他排第四？

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‎不，雪倫和美美
‎所以是四、五、六…

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‎我們懂，但身為男生專家

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‎女友的事就正式交給我

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‎那哪是正事

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‎交往第一週的重點是設定基本規則

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‎一定要表現出冷冷的樣子

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‎-不能讓他知道他的地位
‎-史黛西

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‎不好意思

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‎我看過妳在一個男生面前
‎假裝扭到腳踝討拍

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‎後來因為他對妳吹口哨哭了一星期

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‎我想我會搞定

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‎那是一百萬年前的事了

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‎-吹口哨？
‎-很慘，我晚點再告訴妳

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‎可以不聊男生
‎多說成熟一點的話題嗎？

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‎比方能聊照顧小孩就太好了
‎因為這是俱樂部開會

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‎天啊，瑪麗安

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‎我突然想到
‎妳在情人節前幾天交到男友了

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‎厲害，情人節會是
‎妳第一次去約會嗎？

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‎我根本沒想過
‎情人節或第一次約會的事

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‎老實說，我好慌

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‎我們沒有一對一出去過
‎萬一很尷尬怎麼辦？

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‎我呆坐好幾小時看你們兩個討論
‎應該敲哪個女演員演《女巫前傳》

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‎你們不會有事的

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‎喂，保姆俱樂部
‎我是克莉絲緹湯瑪斯

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‎喔，媽

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‎妳們的爸媽不是昨天要宣布訂婚嗎？

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‎成功了嗎？

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‎我們以為是，但我想他們還沒準備好

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‎我想我們也還不能當繼姊妹了

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‎但妳已經像我的姊妹了

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‎我們不需要一張紙來算數，對吧？

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‎我媽明天放學後
‎需要替凱倫和安德魯找個保姆

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‎克勞蒂亞沒事

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‎祝妳好運，克勞

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‎我媽約看醫生，聊可能會生的寶寶

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‎但我不知道醫生對她做了什麼
‎因為在我家

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‎她最近跟颶風沒兩樣

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‎克勞蒂亞會去當保姆

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‎對，媽，我會帶巧克力回去給妳

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‎我給妳

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‎我想我一直以為有男友的生活

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‎會跟沒有一樣

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‎但顯然，就像梅根脫離皇室前

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‎我對這個新角色有我的義務和責任

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‎午餐改在…

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‎情侶交誼室，歡迎

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‎遠離單身男女的吵鬧和混亂很好吧？

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‎對，當然

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‎情人節就要到了

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‎終於！這是情侶的日子
‎你們有什麼計畫？

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‎上週是我們的五週紀念
‎我們當然盛大慶祝過

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‎我想我們就隨便過了，你們呢？

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‎我們在薩爾瓦多餐廳訂了位子

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‎天啊，不會吧！

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‎他們老是這樣

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‎-天啊，我們也是
‎-你們有什麼計畫？

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‎我也在薩爾瓦多餐廳訂了位

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‎是嗎？

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‎他們的套餐看起來很棒

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‎老實說，我很同情星期五落單的人

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‎我無法想像

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‎至少我知道
‎我的第一次約會在情人節

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‎或許像麥勒莉說的厲害
‎但也有點讓人害怕

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‎說到讓人害怕

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‎妳知道妳的曾曾曾祖母怎麼死的嗎？

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‎我一時想不到

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‎我的被閃電打中

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‎但是她真正的死因是痢疾

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‎她正在寫族譜作業

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‎媽媽這邊五分鐘就搞定了

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‎但妳可以想像
‎布魯爾家族的歷史悠久、紀錄完整

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‎我會搞定，我喜歡作業

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‎莉茲，妳說妳要巧克力？

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‎-什麼？
‎-我這邊剛好有一條

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‎不用了，謝謝妳

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‎安德魯正在看第九百次《瓦力》

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‎他說他喜歡這電影都沒說話

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‎總之，如果妳待會
‎能給他一點零食就太好了

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‎閣樓裡還有一些舊相簿

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‎可以讓她當族譜的圖像

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‎就這樣
‎我六點會回來，好嗎？玩得開心

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‎克勞蒂亞，巧克力給我

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‎謝謝

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‎玩得開心，再見

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‎家裡不久後可能會有寶寶

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‎一切順利的話

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‎這是班布魯爾爺爺

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‎妳可以把他黏在柯蒂莉亞布魯爾旁邊

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‎雖然他們兩個不太合得來

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‎他們為科德角的避暑別墅翻修
‎吵得很兇

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‎妳怎麼都知道？

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‎我爸說的，我也聽得到他們說話

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‎抱歉，有個怪男人
‎惹得哭泣女士不開心

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‎哭泣女士？

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‎她住在以前的佣人區

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‎她抑鬱而終

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‎因為她丈夫死於捕鯨意外

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‎我常常聽到她在哭

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‎妳安靜的話，可能也會聽到

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‎克勞蒂亞！可以給我點心嗎？

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‎好，馬上來，安德魯

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‎在情侶專屬俱樂部
‎又吃了一頓漫長尷尬的午餐後

190
00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:23,522
‎我準備…不，是超想找我的朋友

191
00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:26,233
‎我們總是在週三
‎一起走路去保姆俱樂部開會

192
00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:28,861
‎但她們去哪裡了？

193
00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:30,696
‎哭泣女士？

194
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,907
‎對，哭泣女士，害我昨晚做惡夢

195
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,160
‎她之前沒說過

196
00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,329
‎我會跟凱倫談談

197
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,164
‎還有人要報告嗎？

198
00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:44,335
‎-妳遲到了
‎-因為妳們都把我當鬼，不理我

199
00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:47,004
‎天啊，等等，妳是靈媒嗎？

200
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,799
‎-我們才剛說到鬼
‎-什麼叫把妳當鬼？

201
00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:54,428
‎我在等妳們一起走過來
‎就像平常一樣

202
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,221
‎天啊，我很抱歉

203
00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:59,475
‎我以為妳想跟羅根獨處
‎他會陪妳走來

204
00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:03,437
‎什麼？不！天啊
‎這也太老掉牙太詭異了吧

205
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:07,232
‎我有男友並不代表
‎我不想跟妳們一起走來開會

206
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:08,567
‎我不想說，妳看吧

207
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:11,111
‎對，羅根現在是我的男友了

208
00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:13,697
‎但那不代表其他的事應該改變

209
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,116
‎嗯，午餐除外

210
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,662
‎相信我，情侶交誼室沒有想像中好

211
00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,455
‎是妳們堅持要我去那裡坐的

212
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,624
‎對，因為我們想要八卦

213
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,834
‎海莉和奧利佛真的是完美情侶嗎

214
00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:28,087
‎還是他們的基礎有點不穩？

215
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,422
‎我很抱歉要回報說，他們很好

216
00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:32,800
‎可怕而討人厭地好

217
00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,385
‎他們會彼此接話

218
00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:37,763
‎每兩週就慶祝交往

219
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,098
‎真可愛

220
00:10:40,099 --> 00:10:41,517
‎天啊，我媽答應了

221
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:45,562
‎星期五可以
‎她還想替我們弄個美甲站

222
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,189
‎-星期五？
‎-單身女慶情人節

223
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:50,192
‎我們要邊看邊挖苦舊浪漫喜劇

224
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,987
‎-只要有藉口大吃披薩都好
‎-等等，真好玩，約何時？

225
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,784
‎對喔，星期五

226
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,036
‎妳和羅根計畫好了嗎？

227
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,580
‎對，他在薩爾瓦多餐廳訂了晚餐

228
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,541
‎真浪漫

229
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:06,959
‎而且很貴

230
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:10,045
‎那是訂婚的地方

231
00:11:10,129 --> 00:11:12,798
‎我好嫉妒，妳會開心度過一晚

232
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,383
‎妳期待嗎？

233
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:17,553
‎我不是不喜歡跟羅根在一起

234
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,096
‎但這事沒那麼吸引人

235
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,765
‎比不上跟閨蜜穿著運動褲看浪漫喜劇

236
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:25,352
‎瑪麗安，妳有跟妳爸說這件事嗎？

237
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:28,355
‎就是這樣，我不必在羅根
‎和我的朋友之間做選擇

238
00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:31,233
‎我可以讓我爸替我做決定就好

239
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,693
‎他當然會說…

240
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,486
‎好喔，九點以前到家

241
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:38,073
‎等等，我想你沒聽到
‎我說我要去約會

242
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,535
‎在情人節和我的新男友去

243
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,870
‎請等一下

244
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:57,634
‎“我有預感妳和羅根參加完營隊後

245
00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:00,846
‎可能會不只是朋友

246
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:04,683
‎我也替妳高興，親愛的

247
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:08,020
‎他看來是個好孩子”

248
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,939
‎爸，那是筆記嗎？

249
00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:11,940
‎不是

250
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,442
‎對

251
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,738
‎我一直在為這一刻做準備

252
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,657
‎我好怕把事情搞砸

253
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:24,036
‎我可能有請我的治療師
‎幫我擬定策略…

254
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,497
‎我不用跟妳說細節

255
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,084
‎我也不需要字卡才知道

256
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,253
‎我信任妳

257
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,802
‎我知道你在想什麼：“真貼心”

258
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,845
‎你想的沒錯

259
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:45,182
‎但這也表示我現在恐慌症要發作了

260
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,770
‎今天有人送康乃馨給妳嗎？

261
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,063
‎沒有，謝天謝地

262
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:56,276
‎妳不覺得我們用鮮花和巧克力
‎來慶祝情人節

263
00:12:56,360 --> 00:13:00,906
‎但這一天是殘忍的克勞狄
‎逼聖瓦倫丁殉道的日子

264
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:01,824
‎對

265
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,034
‎我還覺得這是企業鼓吹的節日

266
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,119
‎想讓女人討厭自己

267
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:09,665
‎但起碼瓦特森有替媽下廚

268
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,085
‎妳有聽到嗎？是…

269
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,295
‎哭泣女士？

270
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,215
‎凱倫，我不會上當的

271
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,884
‎妳害妳的保姆做惡夢

272
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,011
‎別再耍人了

273
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,597
‎妳知道鬼不是真的

274
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:35,732
‎克莉絲緹，妳要搭車去聚會的話
‎我現在要出門

275
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,067
‎來了，查理

276
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,161
‎沒關係

277
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,081
‎因為我爸和雪倫要去約會

278
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,457
‎羅根的媽媽來接我

279
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,627
‎如果車程能象徵約會的情形

280
00:13:55,711 --> 00:14:00,591
‎我們等著度過漫長尷尬的夜晚
‎不斷停頓與不看對方了

281
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,717
‎有訂位嗎？

282
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,176
‎有，我叫羅根

283
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,387
‎-貴姓
‎-抱歉，布魯諾

284
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,764
‎-BRU…
‎-我知道怎麼拼布魯諾

285
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,018
‎這是送給女生的玫瑰

286
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,811
‎-謝謝
‎-在這裡等

287
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,905
‎我和羅根有趣又輕鬆的說笑去哪了？

288
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:27,326
‎我們以前無話不聊，現在就像陌生人

289
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:28,869
‎瑪麗安？

290
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,454
‎爸？

291
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,165
‎糟糕，怎麼會這樣？

292
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,625
‎-你在監視我嗎？
‎-什麼？

293
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,252
‎不，等等，這是妳的約會地點？

294
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:40,380
‎妳說約會的時候
‎我還以為是去遊樂場吃披薩

295
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,508
‎好巧，我們確實常來

296
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,720
‎羅根，你記得
‎我爸有去夏令營的家長週末時間嗎？

297
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,222
‎-記得
‎-爸，羅根，羅根，爸

298
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,307
‎這是我的…

299
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,059
‎雪倫

300
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:53,602
‎羅根！

301
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,731
‎-妳好
‎-我聽說了很多你的事

302
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,025
‎布魯諾，兩位的桌子準備好了

303
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,736
‎可以改成四位嗎？

304
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,030
‎真的嗎？妳想一起坐嗎？

305
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,407
‎事實是要我做什麼自救都可以

306
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,701
‎只要不跟羅根聊下去

307
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:13,580
‎就算要跟雪倫及我爸玩兩對約會

308
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:21,088
‎我們來說說自己的愛的語言吧，我先

309
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,590
‎我的是“肯定的言語”

310
00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:24,758
‎羅根

311
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,345
‎我猜是我的是英文？

312
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,555
‎不用，謝謝，我才13歲

313
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:31,932
‎給我

314
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,893
‎瑪麗安有跟你說大消息嗎？

315
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,855
‎-理查庭外和解了一個大案子
‎-我喜歡這種事

316
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,357
‎我受不了了

317
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,483
‎是海莉和奧利佛

318
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,318
‎我覺得我在這段關係是隱形人

319
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,987
‎妳根本不在乎我的需求

320
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,029
‎奧利佛！

321
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,781
‎別這樣

322
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,659
‎明星就跟我們一樣

323
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:54,788
‎但如果石溪中學的模範情侶

324
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:58,041
‎連第一道菜都撐不過
‎我跟羅根還有機會嗎？

325
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,045
‎-謝謝
‎-謝謝，史比爾先生

326
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,423
‎抱歉讓你出錢，我還以為20塊就夠了

327
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,049
‎請叫我理查

328
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,385
‎下次可以換你請

329
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,804
‎我發現我不知道什麼是套餐

330
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,098
‎-我還以為是一種菜
‎-我懂

331
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,851
‎我還以為苦幹是一種清潔產品

332
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,021
‎我媽來接我了

333
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,523
‎情人節快樂，瑪麗安

334
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:22,941
‎再見

335
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,860
‎再見，羅根

336
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:34,953
‎克莉絲緹過完單身女情人節
‎第一次與最後一次做指甲回到家後

337
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,581
‎她已經受夠浪漫電影的一切了

338
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,791
‎但她沒料到會碰到…

339
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,377
‎恐怖片？

340
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:49,968
‎哭泣女士

341
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,847
‎凱倫說得對嗎？這房子真的鬧鬼了？

342
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,067
‎-媽？
‎-克莉絲緹

343
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,195
‎我還以為妳是鬼，凱倫以為妳是鬼

344
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,572
‎這怪屋子的聲音還傳得真遠

345
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,245
‎妳還好嗎？

346
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,164
‎我只是…

347
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,126
‎吃不消且荷爾蒙作祟

348
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,336
‎我了解

349
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,004
‎我不了解，但是

350
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,758
‎如果妳想傾吐，我會聽妳說

351
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,718
‎我知道妳會，親愛的

352
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,263
‎但我不應該拿這種事來煩妳

353
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:39,684
‎這應該是我得找丈夫談的感覺

354
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:42,020
‎而不是裝沒事

355
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,272
‎好讓他別難過

356
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:49,653
‎然後耗到我壓力太大又不滿就炸了

357
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,988
‎聽起來很浪漫

358
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:52,989
‎對

359
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,201
‎凱倫呢？

360
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,539
‎妳要我告訴她這只是妳躲在廁所哭

361
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,082
‎而不是鬼？

362
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,627
‎不要，幹嘛讓她落空呢？

363
00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:09,297
‎莉茲不是颶風

364
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,341
‎她比較像是卡在雲霄飛車上

365
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:15,095
‎但雲霄飛車的問題在於
‎不管一開始有多刺激

366
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,847
‎到最後你只想下車

367
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,683
‎晚餐很開心，他是好男生

368
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:23,270
‎對，這就是問題所在

369
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:28,066
‎他是好男生，我也很喜歡他

370
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,610
‎但我們正式交往後

371
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,864
‎我覺得我們面對彼此不能做自己了

372
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,158
‎我朋友對我的態度也變了

373
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:39,035
‎他甚至感覺也不像我的朋友了

374
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:43,915
‎所以基本上我沒朋友又一團亂

375
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,001
‎甚至不知道該說什麼

376
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:51,089
‎我沒想到談戀愛會感覺這麼寂寞

377
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,810
‎妳沒有沒朋友兼一團亂

378
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:08,690
‎妳可能是世上最不缺朋友的人

379
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,234
‎妳的朋友愛妳

380
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,821
‎到了幾乎讓人擔心的過火程度

381
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:18,074
‎妳想跟羅根回去只當朋友也沒關係

382
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:21,453
‎當喜歡彼此的朋友也可以

383
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,955
‎你和雪倫就是這樣嗎？

384
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,708
‎喜歡彼此的朋友？因為如果是

385
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,127
‎我可以試著習慣，可是

386
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:32,422
‎我以為你這會兒應該向她求婚了

387
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,132
‎我明白

388
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,303
‎我可以帶著把握告訴妳，我和雪倫

389
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:41,097
‎不只是喜歡彼此的朋友

390
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,725
‎但我們同時是

391
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:47,270
‎有過去和各自家庭的成年人

392
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,732
‎我不知道該怎麼界定

393
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,691
‎我們就是…

394
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:53,777
‎我們

395
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,781
‎但我能告訴妳的是我很開心

396
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,825
‎而雪倫也不會離開

397
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:06,498
‎我知道是因為其實我跟她談過了

398
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:11,169
‎糟糕，這表示
‎我要跟我的情人談談嗎？

399
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,255
‎等等，所以你沒生氣？

400
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,172
‎也不難過？

401
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,508
‎妳在開玩笑嗎？瑪麗安，妳真是懂我

402
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,051
‎我最近壓力好大

403
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,096
‎-我再也沒辦法去…
‎-情侶桌吃午餐

404
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,056
‎那桌過了今晚就沒吧

405
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,225
‎“我覺得我在這段關係是隱形人”

406
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,310
‎“妳不在乎我的需求”

407
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,189
‎所以我們還是朋友？

408
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,107
‎對

409
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,818
‎-對，我們就是我們
‎-我們

410
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,237
‎-天啊
‎-天啊，我們做了！

411
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,446
‎我們沒有

412
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,533
‎我該把手鍊還給你嗎？

413
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:45,412
‎別鬧了，除非妳想還給我…

414
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,122
‎羅根，不要搞到很怪

415
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,249
‎抱歉

416
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,709
‎所以，就是這樣

417
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,045
‎無可救藥與樂觀的浪漫主義者
‎差別在於

418
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:56,756
‎對你愛的人說真話…

419
00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,468
‎是你喜歡的人，慢慢來吧

420
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,471
‎所以你們分手了？

421
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,557
‎我們決定不要標籤

422
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,142
‎我喜歡

423
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:11,271
‎遊走在中間地帶，我想我是這種人

424
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,397
‎我討厭標籤

425
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,276
‎就我所知，我可能交往的對象
‎可以是任何性別定義

426
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:20,071
‎只要他們關心環境
‎注重口腔衛生就行

427
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,239
‎範圍挺廣大的

428
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:24,659
‎-很酷，潼恩
‎-我知道，我很酷

429
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,161
‎希望妳們餓了

430
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,663
‎菜來了

431
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,498
‎好

432
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,208
‎上菜了

433
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,376
‎用餐愉快

434
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,419
‎親愛的

435
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:35,920
‎吃飯前先告訴她們吧

436
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,213
‎告訴我們什麼？

437
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:40,133
‎我有事要宣布

438
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:41,885
‎-是我們
‎-抱歉，是的

439
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,511
‎我們有事要宣布

440
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,181
‎天啊，要來了嗎？

441
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:49,142
‎我跟潼恩終於要成為繼姊妹了？

442
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,895
‎這是為了讓妳們注意

443
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,482
‎我們知道這是一大步

444
00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:58,610
‎妳們兩個也期盼很久了

445
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,904
‎之前我們不確定是否準備好了

446
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:05,867
‎但討論過後，現在覺得合理了

447
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,120
‎來了！秋季婚禮

448
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,455
‎酒紅色桌布

449
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,124
‎驚喜浪漫喜劇結局
‎就像茱兒芭瑞摩的電影

450
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,460
‎屋子裡到處都是白蟻

451
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:16,961
‎等等，什麼？

452
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,338
‎我們得煙燻除蟲

453
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,048
‎然後呢？

454
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,341
‎瑪麗安和理查

455
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:24,552
‎要跟我們住一星期，不租民宿了

456
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:28,890
‎一星期？才一星期就要敲杯？

457
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,184
‎-我是說…
‎-我愛你們兩個

458
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,770
‎但我們得建立共識

459
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,272
‎什麼叫做宣布重大消息

460
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,190
‎我同意

461
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:40,735
‎因為我敲太多次了？

462
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,612
‎-我可能太小題大作了…
‎-是我們

463
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,823
‎我們可能是，那就當我沒敲

464
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,784
‎情人節就像標籤，不適用於每個人

465
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:52,705
‎不是因為企業鼓吹
‎或是以巧克力慶祝一個聖人死去

466
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,707
‎而是因為這就是普通的一天

467
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:58,461
‎我不需要三塊錢的康乃馨或套餐

468
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,797
‎來提醒自己愛誰與誰愛我

469
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,215
‎我愛這個家

470
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:05,677
‎這個家不需要改變，隨你怎麼稱呼

471
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,685
‎（根據安馬丁系列小說改編）

472
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:15,747
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