1 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,260 ♪ Ah, yeah ♪ 2 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,887 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 3 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,055 ♪ Hey ♪ 4 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:15,224 [Mary Anne] I guess you could call me a hopeless romantic, 5 00:00:15,308 --> 00:00:17,018 but I prefer hopeful romantic. 6 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:18,936 My dad and Sharon had just spent the weekend 7 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,898 at a bed-and-breakfast in the Berkshires, and I was hopeful, 8 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:24,025 no, certain that the question had been popped. 9 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:26,110 On the weekend before Valentine's Day! 10 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:27,111 [narrator squeals] 11 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:28,112 Is this too much? 12 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:31,449 Do you think they'll know we know they're engaged if I wear my wedding look? 13 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,618 -Oh no. It's very subtle. -Okay. 14 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:37,622 -Have you also considered wearing a veil? -Well, your shirt is a dead giveaway too. 15 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:41,000 We're all for marriage equality, but it's supposed to be a surprise. 16 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:42,460 If they wanted it to be a surprise, 17 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,505 they would've made dinner reservations anywhere but Salvatore's. 18 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,757 Is there a more obvious place for them to break the news? 19 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:48,800 [both giggle] 20 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:52,220 -Also this shirt's vintage. It's my dad's. -Did you hear what you just said? 21 00:00:52,804 --> 00:00:56,057 Oh, right. Maybe best not to evoke my mom's failed marriage 22 00:00:56,724 --> 00:01:00,853 on the night we celebrate her next chapter. Sweater? 23 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:03,856 This is happening. An autumn wedding. 24 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,525 Burgundy tablecloths. 25 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:08,152 Do you think Logan will be my date to the wedding by then? 26 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,364 Gosh, I really hope Logan will be my date to the wedding. 27 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:14,450 If you want Richard to drop dead on his wedding night, then sure. 28 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,995 No, but seriously, that would be amazing. 29 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:20,790 You two make such a cute couple. Is he going to be your Valentine? 30 00:01:21,374 --> 00:01:25,336 I haven't even thought about it. Let's just focus on one romance at a time. 31 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,337 Come take a photo. 32 00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:38,975 [Mary Anne] Dawn and I were dressed, subtly and ready. 33 00:01:39,058 --> 00:01:42,228 But first, Dad had a 20-minute monologue prepared about… 34 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,605 The best croissant of my life. 35 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:47,066 That croissant was inspirational. 36 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:50,361 No, aspirational. I aspire to be more like that croissant. 37 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,739 Honey, you are. You're buttery and surprisingly expensive. 38 00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:56,492 [giggles] That cabin was the height of luxury. 39 00:01:56,576 --> 00:01:59,704 He decked it out with flowers and candles. Who does that? 40 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,539 A couple more things about the croissant. 41 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,875 -You think you know flaky-- -Spit it out already! 42 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,754 I did not mean to speak those words out loud. 43 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:13,551 Well, since you seem to have an inkling, Mary Anne, I will indeed spit it out. 44 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,762 And we do have something important we'd like to share. 45 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,099 [Mary Anne] Okay. Look surprised, Mary Anne. 46 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,268 ["Wedding March" plays] 47 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:26,689 I settled out of court. No one in Stamford Heights Apartments is going to be evicted. 48 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:27,690 Wait, what? 49 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:31,944 Oh. 50 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:34,739 You said they won't be evicted. 51 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,783 That's great, Dad. 52 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:42,038 Proud of you, Richard. Fighting the good fight. 53 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:45,750 Thank you. Now, quickly I'd like to take you through the entirety of the case. 54 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,628 [Mary Anne] Don't get me wrong. It's a basic human right to have housing. 55 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:50,421 But what was going on with my father? 56 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,382 Here was this incredible woman next to him. His perfect match. 57 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:55,551 Why couldn't he just hurry up and propose already? 58 00:02:55,635 --> 00:02:58,596 I know I'm being controlling, but I just feel so stupid. 59 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,056 I almost wore a gown. 60 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:03,309 That sounds pretty lame. Uh, the proposal, I mean. Not the gown. 61 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,270 Maybe your dad wanted to ask, but got nervous. 62 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:11,025 Candy grams! Get candy grams delivered to your sweetheart's homeroom on Friday! 63 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,568 Five dollars! 64 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:14,820 Expensive for a box of stale hearts. 65 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:18,115 Maybe he didn't get nervous. Maybe Dawn and I got ahead of ourselves. 66 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:20,660 Who in their right mind would ask someone to marry them 67 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:23,120 five days before Valentine's Day? Right? 68 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:25,706 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 69 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:27,667 -It's… It's just… -Woo! 70 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,922 I was kind of gonna ask you to be my girlfriend today. 71 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:34,715 I got you this bracelet. 72 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,969 But it can wait till Friday. It can totally wait. 73 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:40,137 Uh, no! I mean, not no! 74 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:41,889 No, as in don't wait till Friday. 75 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,809 Yes, I'd love to be your girlfriend. 76 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:49,939 -[applauding] -[boy] Woo! 77 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,315 [Mary Anne chuckles] 78 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:52,316 Yeah. 79 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,317 -Good? -Yeah. 80 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,570 -School! Class. -[Logan] Yeah. 81 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,198 -Bye. -Bye! [giggles] 82 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:01,200 [squealing, giggling] 83 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:03,160 Stunning! You know what this means? 84 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:05,955 You're the first official member to have a boyfriend. 85 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,124 If you'd told me a year ago, I would've been shocked. 86 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,001 -Gee, thanks. -I'm happy for you. 87 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,836 -Why do I feel a "but" coming? -But-- 88 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,880 -There we go. -Remember, you are number one, always. 89 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:18,342 And then we are number two. And then your dad's number three. 90 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,969 So I guess he's number four? 91 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:23,973 No, Sharon and Mimi, so that's four, five, six-- 92 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,475 We get it, Kristy, but as the boy expert here, 93 00:04:26,559 --> 00:04:28,894 I will be leading the official girlfriend task force. 94 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:30,438 That cannot become a thing. 95 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:33,524 Week one of the relationship is all about setting up ground rules. 96 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,527 It's vital you maintain the power of least interest. 97 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,988 -You can't let him know where he stands. -Stacey. 98 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,531 With all due respect, 99 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:43,242 I watched you pretend to twist your ankle in front of a guy 100 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:46,454 to impress him and then cry over his dirty whistle for a week. 101 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,164 I think I got this. 102 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:49,874 That was like a million years ago. 103 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,877 -Dirty whistle? -It was tragic. I'll tell you later. 104 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,588 So, if we could, uh, move the conversation 105 00:04:55,671 --> 00:05:00,009 from boys to something a little more mature, like childcare, 106 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:03,179 that would be greatly appreciated because this is a club meeting. 107 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,388 [Mallory] Oh my God! 108 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:08,225 I just realized you landed a boyfriend just days before Valentine's Day. 109 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:11,395 Iconic! I mean, is Valentine's Day gonna be your first date? 110 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,940 I actually haven't even thought about Valentine's Day or our first date. 111 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:16,984 To be honest, I'm kind of freaking out. 112 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:20,237 We've never really hung out before one-on-one. What if it's awkward? 113 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:23,824 I've had to sit through hours of you two discussing which actresses you'd cast 114 00:05:23,908 --> 00:05:25,826 in the movie version of Wicked. 115 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,036 I'm sure you'll be fine. 116 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:27,995 [phone ringing] 117 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:30,915 Hello, Baby-Sitters Club. This is Kristy Thomas speaking. 118 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:32,249 Oh, hey, Mom. 119 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:35,002 Weren't your parents going to announce their engagement yesterday? 120 00:05:35,086 --> 00:05:36,212 Did that happen too? 121 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:39,173 We thought so, but I guess it just isn't their time. 122 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:42,051 I also guess it's not our time to become stepsisters. 123 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:44,136 But you're already like a sister to me. 124 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:47,640 We don't need some piece of paper to make it official. Right? 125 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:52,186 My mom needs a sitter for Karen and Andrew tomorrow after school. 126 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,105 Uh, Claudia's free. 127 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,314 Good luck, Claud. 128 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:59,527 My mom has a doctor's appointment for the hypothetical B-A-B-Y. 129 00:06:00,111 --> 00:06:03,280 I don't know what they're doing to her over there, because at my place, 130 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,449 it has been Hurricane Liz recently. 131 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,618 Claudia will be your sitter. 132 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,871 Yes, Mom. I will bring you home some chocolate. 133 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:13,916 I got you. 134 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,043 [Mary Anne] I'd always thought life with a boyfriend 135 00:06:16,127 --> 00:06:18,546 would basically be the same as life without one. 136 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:21,632 But apparently, much like a pre-Megxit Meghan Markle, 137 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,593 I now had duties and responsibilities in my new role, 138 00:06:24,677 --> 00:06:26,595 starting with lunch at… 139 00:06:26,679 --> 00:06:28,431 The Couples' Lounge. Welcome. 140 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,308 Isn't it nice to get away from the noise and chaos of the singles? 141 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:32,643 Yeah, for sure. 142 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,854 Well, Valentine's Day is upon us. 143 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:38,441 Finally! A day for us couples. What do you boys have planned? 144 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:42,027 Last week was our five-week anniversary, so of course we did this big thing, 145 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,530 so I think we're just gonna lay low. You guys? 146 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,907 [both] We made reservations at Salvatore's. 147 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:48,367 Oh my God, jinx! 148 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:49,994 [both] They always do that. 149 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:53,080 -Oh my God, so do we! -What's your plans? 150 00:06:53,164 --> 00:06:53,998 Um… 151 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:58,210 I… also made a reservation at Salvatore's. 152 00:06:58,294 --> 00:06:59,128 You did? 153 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:00,963 [girl] Their prix fixe menu looks divine. 154 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:04,508 Honestly, my heart goes out to anyone who has to spend Friday alone. 155 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,760 I just cannot imagine. 156 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:10,556 [Mary Anne] At least I knew my first date was gonna be on Valentine's Day. 157 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:14,477 Iconic, as Mallory would say, but also a little scary. 158 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:16,854 And speaking of scary… 159 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:20,399 Do you know how your great-great-great-grandmother died? 160 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:21,942 Not off the top of my head. 161 00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:23,611 Mine was struck by lightning. 162 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,447 But it was the dysentery that got her. 163 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:29,325 She's working on her family tree for school. 164 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,619 Her mom's side took five minutes, 165 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:35,873 but as you can imagine, the Brewers have a very long and well-recorded history. 166 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,167 I've got it covered. Love a project. 167 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,128 Oh, uh, Liz, did you, uh, want some chocolate? 168 00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:43,923 -What? -I just had a bar of it, randomly. 169 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:45,299 No, I'm fine, thanks. 170 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:48,135 Andrew is watching Wall-E for the 900th time. 171 00:07:48,219 --> 00:07:51,096 He says he enjoys the silence of it. 172 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:54,266 Anyway, if you can bring him a snack in a little bit, that'd be great. 173 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:56,727 And there's a bunch of old photo albums in the attic 174 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,812 if you want to use them for visuals for her tree. 175 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:01,732 That's it. I'll be home at 6:00. Okay? Have fun. 176 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:05,569 Claudia, I will take that. Thank you. 177 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,154 Have fun, you guys. Bye! 178 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,490 There might be a new baby here soon. 179 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:11,825 If all goes well. 180 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:14,203 Here's Grandpa Ben Brewer. 181 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:16,539 You can glue him next to Cordelia Brewer. 182 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:19,750 Although, the two of them didn't really get along. 183 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:24,588 There was a large dispute over renovations to their summer cottage on the Cape. 184 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:27,007 -How do you know about all this stuff? -My dad. 185 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:30,052 Also, I can hear them talking. 186 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,763 [spooky wind rushing] 187 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:41,897 Sorry. This weird man was making the Crying Lady upset. 188 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,149 The Crying Lady? 189 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:46,235 [spooky music playing] 190 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:49,780 She lives here in what used to be the servants' quarters. 191 00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:51,740 She died from a broken heart 192 00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:54,451 after her husband perished in a whaling accident. 193 00:08:55,411 --> 00:08:57,246 I often hear her weeping. 194 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:01,792 If you're quiet, you might hear her too. 195 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:07,381 [Andrew] Claudia! Can I have a snack? 196 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:10,634 Yup! Coming right up, Andrew. 197 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:14,763 [spooky music playing] 198 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:19,685 [Mary Anne] After another endlessly awkward lunch with the Couples-Only Club, 199 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:23,522 I was ready, no, desperate for some alone time with my friends. 200 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:26,775 We always walk to our club meetings together on Wednesdays, but… 201 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:28,694 where were they? 202 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:30,696 The Crying Lady? 203 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,907 Yes, the Crying Lady, which gave me nightmares last night. 204 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:35,826 Oh. That's a new one. 205 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:40,164 I'll talk to Karen about it. Anyone else have anything to report? 206 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:44,335 -You're late. -Yeah, 'cause you all ghosted me. 207 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:47,004 Oh my God. Wait, are you psychic? 208 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,799 -We were just talking about ghosts. -What do you mean ghosted you? 209 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:54,428 I was waiting for you guys to walk over here with me, like always. 210 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,221 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 211 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:59,475 I assumed you'd want some alone time with Logan and he'd walk you over. 212 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:02,853 What? No! God. That's so old-timey and creepy. 213 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:07,232 Because I have a boyfriend doesn't mean I don't wanna walk to meetings with you. 214 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:08,567 Hate to say I told you so. 215 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:11,278 Yes, Logan is my boyfriend now, 216 00:10:11,362 --> 00:10:13,697 but that doesn't mean anything else needs to be different. 217 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,116 Well, except for lunch. 218 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,745 Okay, trust me. The Couples' Lounge is not all it's cracked up to be. 219 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,455 And you guys told me I had to sit there. 220 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,624 Um, yeah, because we want the tea. 221 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,626 Are Hailee and Oliver really the perfect couple, 222 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,087 or do we think there's a few cracks in that foundation? 223 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,422 I'm sorry to report that they are perfect. 224 00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:32,800 Horribly, annoyingly perfect. 225 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,385 They finish each other sentences 226 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:37,763 and they celebrate anniversaries on a bi-weekly basis. 227 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,098 -Oh! -That's adorable! 228 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,015 Ugh. 229 00:10:40,099 --> 00:10:41,517 Oh my God, my mom said yes. 230 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,645 Friday is a go, and she wants to set up mani-pedi stations for us! 231 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:45,562 [squealing] 232 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,189 -Friday? -Galentine's Day! 233 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:50,192 We're going to watch and make fun of old rom-com movies. 234 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,404 -Any excuse to eat way too much pizza. -Wait, that's so much fun. What time? 235 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,363 Um… 236 00:10:56,782 --> 00:11:01,036 -Oh, right. Friday. -Have you and Logan already made plans? 237 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,580 Yeah, he made dinner reservations at Salvatore's. 238 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,541 Oh, that's so romantic! 239 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:06,959 And pricey. 240 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:10,045 People get engaged there. 241 00:11:10,129 --> 00:11:12,798 I'm so jealous. You're gonna have the best night ever. 242 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,383 Are you looking forward to it? 243 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:17,553 [Mary Anne] It's not that I wasn't excited about spending time with Logan. 244 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,096 It just didn't seem as appealing 245 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,765 as watching rom-coms in sweatpants with my best friends. 246 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:25,352 Mary Anne, have you told your dad about all this? 247 00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:28,439 [Mary Anne] That's it! I didn't have to choose between Logan and my friends. 248 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,150 Not when I could simply have my dad make that decision for me. 249 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,693 And of course, he'd say… 250 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,486 Sounds good. Be home by 9:00. 251 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:38,073 Wait, I don't think you heard me correctly. I said I'm going on a date. 252 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,618 On Valentine's Day with my new boyfriend. 253 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:42,661 One moment, please. 254 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:57,134 "I had a feeling that maybe you and Logan were starting to become 255 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,262 more than friends after camp, 256 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:04,099 and I am happy for you, sweetheart." 257 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:05,642 "He seems 258 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:07,603 like a very nice kid." 259 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,939 Dad, are those… notes? 260 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:11,857 No. 261 00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:13,442 Yes. 262 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,613 I've been preparing for this moment your entire life. I… 263 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,407 I was scared to death of messing it up. 264 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,036 I may or may not have asked my therapist to help me strategize… 265 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,079 You know, I don't have to tell you the whole thing. 266 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,001 And I don't need note cards to know that 267 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,003 I trust you. 268 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,802 [Mary Anne] I know what you're thinking. "How sweet." 269 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,970 And you're totally right. It was. 270 00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:44,973 But this also meant I now had to go have a panic attack. 271 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,770 Did anyone send you a carnation today, Kristy? 272 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,063 No, thank God. 273 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,900 Don't you think it's weird that we celebrate Valentine's Day 274 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,360 with chocolates and flowers 275 00:12:56,443 --> 00:13:00,405 when it marks the day that Saint Valentine was martyred by Claudius the Cruel? 276 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:01,824 Sure. 277 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,784 I also think it's a corporate holiday 278 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,036 designed to make women feel badly about themselves. 279 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,081 But at least Mom's getting a home-cooked meal from Watson out of it. 280 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:09,998 [gasps] 281 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,960 Did you hear that? It's… 282 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,170 The Crying Lady? 283 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,215 Karen, I'm not falling for it. 284 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,759 You're giving your babysitters nightmares. 285 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,011 Stop messing with people. 286 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,597 You know ghosts aren't real. 287 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,558 [distant whimpering] 288 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,767 [spooky bells chime] 289 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:35,691 [Charlie] Kristy! If you want a ride to the girl thing, I'm leaving now. 290 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:36,859 Coming, Charlie. 291 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,120 [whispering] It's okay. 292 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,081 [Mary Anne] Because my dad and Sharon were going on a date, 293 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,457 Logan's Mom picked me up, 294 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,627 and if the car ride over was any indication of how the date would go, 295 00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:58,380 we were in for a long, awkward night of deadly pauses, 296 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,591 and little to no eye contact. 297 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,717 Reservation? 298 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,176 Yeah, my name is Logan. 299 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,387 -Last name. -Sorry, Bruno. 300 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,514 -B-R-U-- -I know how to spell Bruno. 301 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,851 And a rose for the girl. 302 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,145 -Thanks. -[woman] Wait here. 303 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,946 [Mary Anne] What happened to me and Logan's easy banter? 304 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:27,242 We used to always know what to talk about. Now, it was like we're complete strangers. 305 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:28,869 Mary Anne? 306 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,454 Dad? 307 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,165 Oh no. How did this happen? 308 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,500 -Are you spying on me? -What? No. 309 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,252 Wait, this is where your date is? 310 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:40,380 When you said date, I thought you meant pizza or at the arcade. 311 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,508 I mean, what are the chances? We do come here a lot. 312 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,720 Logan, you remember my dad from Parents' Weekend at summer camp. 313 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,222 -Yeah. -Dad, Logan. Logan, Dad. 314 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,307 And this is my… 315 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:51,892 Sharon. 316 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,728 Logan! Oh! 317 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,898 -[Logan] Hi there. -[Sharon] I've heard so much about you. 318 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,025 [woman] Bruno, party of two. Your table's ready. 319 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,736 Oh, um, could we actually make it a party of four? 320 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,030 Really? You'd… You would want that? 321 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,532 [Mary Anne] The truth was I'd do anything to save myself 322 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,701 from having to carry the conversation with Logan, 323 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:13,163 even if that meant going on a double date with Sharon and my dad. 324 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:21,088 [Sharon] Let's go around and say our love languages. I'll go first. 325 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,590 Mine is words of affirmation. 326 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:24,591 Logan. 327 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,843 Oh. Um… 328 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,095 I guess mine's English? 329 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,555 Oh, no, thanks. I'm only 13. 330 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:31,723 I'll take it. 331 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,893 Did Mary Anne tell you the big news? 332 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,981 -Richard settled a big case out of court. -I love it when that happens. 333 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,483 -[Oliver] I can't do this! -[Mary Anne] It's Hailee and Oliver. 334 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,945 I feel invisible in this relationship. You just don't care about my needs! 335 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:45,862 Oliver! 336 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,781 Don't do this! 337 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,659 [Mary Anne] Stars, they're just like us. 338 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:54,496 But if the poster couple of Stoneybrook Middle School 339 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:58,041 couldn't make it to the first course, how could Logan and I stand a chance? 340 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,045 -Thank you. -Thanks, Mr. Spier. 341 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,423 Sorry you had to cover me. I thought 20 would be enough. 342 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,592 Please, call me Richard. And you can pick up the tab next time. 343 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,929 I'm starting to realize I don't know what a prix fixe meal is. 344 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,348 -Thought it was a kind of food. -Totally get it. 345 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,851 I thought elbow grease was a kind of cleaning product. 346 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:16,977 [cell phone chimes] 347 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,854 Oh, my mom is here to pick me up. 348 00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,106 Happy Valentine's Day, Mary Anne. 349 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:22,858 Bye. 350 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,735 Bye, Logan. 351 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,864 [melancholy music plays] 352 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,951 [Mary Anne] When Kristy got home from Galentine's 353 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,953 with her first-and-last-ever manicure, 354 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,539 she was pretty done with all things in the romance genre. 355 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,000 -But she hadn't expected to walk into… -[sobbing] 356 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,169 …a horror movie? 357 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:46,548 [sobbing continues] 358 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,135 [Mary Anne] The Crying Lady. 359 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,305 Was Karen right? Was the house really haunted? 360 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,347 [sobbing] 361 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:05,067 -Mom? -Oh, Kristy! 362 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,195 I thought you were a ghost. I mean Karen thought you were a ghost. 363 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,906 Acoustics in this weird house. [sniffles] 364 00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:13,658 [Liz sighs] 365 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,120 Are you okay? 366 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,164 [sighs] I'm just 367 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:23,126 overwhelmed and hormonal. 368 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,336 I understand. 369 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,837 I mean, I don't, but… 370 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:26,880 [Liz gulps] 371 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,758 I'd listen, if you wanted to talk. 372 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,718 I know you would, sweetie. 373 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,930 But this isn't something that I need to put on you. 374 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:39,684 These are feelings that I actually should talk to my husband about, 375 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:42,020 instead of acting like nothing's wrong 376 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,272 so that he doesn't feel bad 377 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:49,653 until I get so stressed and so resentful that I explode. 378 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,988 Well, that sounds romantic. 379 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:52,989 Yeah. [chuckles] 380 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,034 What about Karen? 381 00:17:57,536 --> 00:18:00,622 You want me to tell her it was just you crying in the bathroom 382 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,082 and not a ghost? 383 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,627 Mm, nah. Why disappoint her like that? 384 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,462 [both laugh] 385 00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:09,297 [Mary Anne] Liz wasn't a hurricane. 386 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,341 More like she was stuck on a roller coaster. 387 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:15,095 But the thing about roller coasters is, no matter how exciting they are at first, 388 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,847 eventually you just want to get off. 389 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,683 That was fun. He's a very nice boy. 390 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,184 He is. 391 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,270 And that's the problem. 392 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:28,066 He's a very nice boy and I really like him, 393 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,443 but now that we made things official, 394 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,864 I feel like we can't be ourselves around each other anymore. 395 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,158 And my friends are treating me differently, 396 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,869 and he doesn't even feel like my friend anymore. 397 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:43,248 So, basically, I'm just this friendless mess of a person 398 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,001 who doesn't even know what to say. 399 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:50,839 I never thought being in a relationship meant feeling this lonely. 400 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,476 You are not a friendless mess. 401 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:08,315 You might be the least friendless person in the history of the world. 402 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,234 Your friends love you 403 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,237 in an almost concerningly aggressive fashion. 404 00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:18,074 It's okay if you want to go back to being just friends with Logan. 405 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,453 Or friends who like each other. 406 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,955 Is that what you and Sharon are? 407 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,916 Friends who like each other? 408 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,585 Because if so, I can learn to get used to that, but 409 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,838 I just thought you would've proposed to her by now. 410 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:33,673 I understand. 411 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,928 I can tell you with confidence that Sharon and I are 412 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:41,097 more than friends who like each other. 413 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,725 But we're also adults 414 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,770 with history and our own families. 415 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,732 I'm not sure what to call it. 416 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,650 We're just 417 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:53,777 us. 418 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,781 But what I can tell you is that I'm happy 419 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,742 and that Sharon isn't going anywhere. 420 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:06,498 And I know that because she and I have actually talked about it. 421 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:11,169 [Mary Anne] Oh no. Does that mean I was gonna have to talk to my Valentine? 422 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,296 Wait. So you're not mad? 423 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,214 Or sad? 424 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,508 [Logan] Are you kidding? Mary Anne, you read my mind. 425 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,051 I've been so stressed lately. 426 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,096 -If I had to spend one more lunch-- -At the Couples' Table! 427 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,056 Not that that's gonna survive after tonight. 428 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,225 "I feel so invisible in this relationship!" 429 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,726 "You don't care about my needs!" 430 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:27,769 [laughing] 431 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,189 [sighs] So we're friends? 432 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,107 Yeah. 433 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,693 -Yeah, we're just… -[both] Us. 434 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,237 -[both] Oh my God. -We did the thing! 435 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,446 We did not do the thing. 436 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,533 [sighs] Oh, should I give you your bracelet back? 437 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:45,412 No way. I mean, unless you want to give it back, because-- 438 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,122 Logan, don't make it weird. 439 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,665 [chuckles] Sorry. 440 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,709 [Mary Anne] So, there you have it. 441 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,045 The difference between being a hopeless romantic and a hopeful romantic. 442 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:56,840 Saying how you really feel to the people you love, or… 443 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,801 Whoa, the people you like. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 444 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,430 So you broke up? 445 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,557 We decided to go with no labels. 446 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,683 I love that. 447 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:11,271 Live in the in-between. I guess I'm like that. 448 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,480 I hate labels. 449 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:15,692 For all I know, the person I end up with could be anywhere on the gender spectrum. 450 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:19,654 As long as they care about the environment and have good oral hygiene, 451 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,239 pretty much wide open. 452 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:24,284 -That's really cool, Dawn. -Oh, I know. I'm very cool. 453 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,161 -[laughing] -[Sharon] Hope you're hungry! 454 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,747 -Special delivery. -[Sharon giggles] 455 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,498 All right, all right. 456 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,208 Dinner is served. 457 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,419 -Bon appétit. -[Sharon] Oh, sweetie. 458 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:35,920 Let's tell them before we eat. 459 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,213 Tell us what? 460 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:40,717 Well, um… [clears throat] I have an announcement to make. 461 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,511 -[Sharon] We. -Sorry, we have an announcement to make. 462 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,181 [Mary Anne] Oh my God. Was this happening? 463 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,558 Were Dawn and I about to become stepsisters after all? 464 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,018 [cutlery clinking on glasses] 465 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,562 -That's meant to gather your attention. -[clinking] 466 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,482 [Richard] Now, we know this is a big step, 467 00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:58,234 and something that you two have wanted to make happen for a while, 468 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,945 and we weren't sure that we were ready. 469 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:05,867 But after talking it over, it just makes sense now. 470 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:06,910 [fanfare playing] 471 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,162 [Mary Anne] It was happening! An autumn wedding. 472 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,455 Burgundy tablecloths, 473 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,124 a surprise rom-com ending, like a Drew Barrymore movie. 474 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,961 -This house is crawling with termites. -Wait, what? 475 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,338 We have to fumigate. 476 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,048 And? 477 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,341 And Mary Anne and Richard 478 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:24,552 are gonna stay with us for a week instead of renting an Airbnb. 479 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:28,890 A… a week? You thought a week warranted the clinking of a glass? 480 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,184 -Well, I mean-- -[Dawn] I love you two. 481 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,770 But we have all got to get on the same page 482 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,272 about what constitutes a big announcement around here. 483 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,190 I second that. 484 00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:40,735 Is it that I clanked too many times? 485 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,612 -I may have made too big a deal-- -[Sharon] We. 486 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,823 We may have. Consider this bell un-rung. 487 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,784 [Mary Anne] Valentine's Day, like labels, isn't for everyone, 488 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,912 and not just because it's corporate or because it's celebrating the day 489 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,707 a saint died with chocolates or whatever, but because really it's just another day. 490 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,085 And I don't need $3.00 carnations 491 00:22:57,168 --> 00:23:00,380 or prix fixe meals to be reminded of who I love or who loves me. 492 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,215 I love this family. 493 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:05,176 How it is, as it is, call it whatever you want. 494 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,679 ♪ But if you give a little, get a little ♪ 495 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,682 ♪ Maybe we could get to know each other ♪ 496 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:13,685 ♪ Give a little Get a little, give a little ♪ 497 00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:18,189 ♪ And if you give a little Get a little, give a little ♪ 498 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,866 ♪ Give a little Get a little, give a little ♪ 499 00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:34,706 ♪If only we could find a way To leave all of our darker days ♪ 500 00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:37,709 ♪ Soak in all the sweetness on our skin ♪ 501 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:41,337 ♪ Oh, and if you're waiting in the sun ♪ 502 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:47,802 ♪ Then carry me on wings of love To that brighter day where all begins ♪ 503 00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:51,222 ♪ And if you give a little, get a little ♪ 504 00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:54,225 ♪ Maybe we could get to know each other ♪ 505 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:56,686 ♪ Give a little Get a little, give a little ♪ 506 00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:58,730 ♪ It's coming through ♪ 507 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:04,235 ♪ There's a whole new world Just waiting, baby ♪ 508 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,239 ♪ So much waiting just for me and you ♪