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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我爸曾經跟我說過
‎中學是人生最悲慘的時期

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‎他說他絕對不願再走一遭，這我懂

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‎但同時

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‎情況也沒那麼糟

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‎我是說，六年級絕對是災難

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‎我被診斷出1型糖尿病

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‎基本上被健全霸權者逼得逃離曼哈頓

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‎但七年級好多了

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‎目前念八年級更是順利

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‎跟平常表現一樣好

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‎我不該這麼說
‎但妳是我最喜歡的學生

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‎謝謝，卡汀斯基老師

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‎認真、聰明、負責

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‎我這成年女性老是嫉妒妳的穿著
‎會不會很怪？

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‎我不知道，有點？

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‎妳還很搞笑，繼續加油

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‎我覺得我在石溪很自在

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‎一大部分原因歸功於保姆俱樂部

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‎她們不像我紐約的朋友

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‎我從她們身上學到很多東西
‎比方藝術、行動主義、打造事業

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‎她們當然也跟我學了重要的事情

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‎好了，這就是防手殘魚尾辮

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‎我喜歡，我是美人魚

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‎可以替我編嗎？我的頭髮慘不忍睹

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‎-好
‎-麥勒莉，這給妳

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‎比那什麼鬼的簡單多了

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‎克莉絲緹，天啊

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‎-幹嘛？好看啊
‎-我晚點再替妳編

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‎但八年級讓我最喜歡的是

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‎我戰勝了糖尿病，可以往下走

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‎看來妳控制得很好

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‎得糖尿病有點像解數學題

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‎幸虧我的數學很好，所以…

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‎這是真的，她上次小考才考了98分

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‎妳似乎很適應無線幫浦

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‎只要記得更換…

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‎每三天換位置以防感染

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‎有時也要早點換…

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‎如果胰島素看來無法吸收，對

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‎-我會
‎-妳是1型糖尿病加A型性格

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‎對，她就像小大人，我們很驕傲

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‎媽，好了，妳好像我的公關

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‎她只是興奮，妳要告訴她嗎？

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‎什麼？妳受邀參加晚宴？

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‎妳還會上雜誌封面

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‎這是為青少年糖尿病研究基金會拍的

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‎我的醫生是董事會的人
‎她提名我當本月封面

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‎晚宴？當封面女孩？

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‎史黛西，妳是石溪最高級的同學

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‎喂，保姆俱樂部

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‎我是克莉絲緹湯瑪斯，總裁兼創辦人

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‎還有一件很酷的事

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‎基金會要我為晚宴舉辦時裝秀

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‎嘿

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‎好，喬韓森太太，週日下午兩點

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‎史黛西，妳週日有空吧？

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‎沒空，有太多時裝秀

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‎-和封面照要忙了
‎-好了

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‎我可以，克莉絲緹

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‎這場時裝秀不是為了展示時裝
‎而是要拍賣這些袋子

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‎-什麼是時裝？
‎-我再解釋

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‎糖尿病患者
‎喜歡把測試套件放在這種袋子裡

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‎外加緊急點心和果汁，以免血糖過低

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‎這些袋子看起來好慘
‎我想好好裝飾，就像我替妳做的

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‎可以啊，我想說大家各自設計一款

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‎讓袋子既實用又美觀
‎然後由我跟克勞蒂亞執行

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‎我最愛閨蜜合作了

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‎-誰要展示袋子？
‎-我在想也許交給妳們？

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‎什麼？我？當模特兒？

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‎在一群有錢又勢利眼的人面前？

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‎喂！不要

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‎這是做好事

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‎好吧，但我不要穿洋裝

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‎好啊

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‎天啊，我好興奮

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‎進來吧，很高興妳們過來

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‎克莉絲緹在樓上做她的袋子

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‎潼恩，告訴她妳的想法

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‎我想傳遞反資本主義的訊息

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‎因為袋子裡的東西都要錢
‎這太荒謬了

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‎糖尿病患者能藉此保命，應該免費

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‎所以要能解釋健保是人權

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‎而資本主義由內而外毒害社會

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‎還要美觀

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‎總之，再見

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‎天啊，這一代的人哪

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‎熱衷政治

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‎利用閒暇為糖尿病募款

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‎我在她們那年紀的時候
‎只在乎男生跟唇蜜

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‎我還是很在意那些事
‎到了不該的程度

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‎說到男生，妳和瓦特森還好嗎？

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‎妳還在新婚的幸福雲端裡嗎？

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‎我們是啊

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‎我們在考慮要生孩子

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‎-我瘋了吧？
‎-不會吧

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‎妳想為世界注入更多愛嗎？太美了

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‎我想生孩子也許能…

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‎讓我們的家庭完整

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‎凝聚家人

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‎妳覺得妳有需要嗎？

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‎我從不後悔，我的孩子很棒

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‎但我就是會想知道

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‎跟對的人生孩子會是什麼情況

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‎我一座生育雕像

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‎它讓我朋友蘇蕾兒馬上懷孕

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‎誰知道我在這種人生階段懷孕
‎會是什麼樣子？

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‎針灸是肯定要的

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‎好，別再說我了

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‎那妳和理查呢？快爆料

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‎天啊，我們好得不得了

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‎我們會排時間愛撫低語

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‎他才能自在

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‎-我們超級…
‎-天啊，噁死了

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‎大人說這些事讓我想…

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‎（死）

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‎麥勒莉，妳為什麼要寫“死”？
‎用詞應該鼓舞人心

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‎我是要寫“糖尿病用品”

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‎懂嗎？因為它能放所有的糖尿病用品

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‎我不是專家，但我想妳錯字了

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‎喔

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‎可以再給我一個袋子嗎？

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‎也許我們可以直接解決

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‎妳20分鐘喝五杯水了
‎史黛西，妳還好嗎？

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‎沒事，我的血糖可能高了一點而已

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‎是很高，不對啊

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‎我想我的應用程式有問題
‎我要去檢測

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‎所以有時候會這樣嗎？
‎妳的血糖會時好時壞？

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‎對，有時候會

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‎但我自有一套，所以很少有意外

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‎史黛西，妳好成熟

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‎妳讓妳的糖尿病知道誰是老大

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‎史黛西得一分，糖尿病得零分

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‎別讓她飛上天，麥兒

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‎她需要放鬆，她像13歲快滿35歲

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‎妳回來後能幫我編魚尾辮嗎？

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‎我在家裡試過
‎但看來就像自我放棄的普通辮子

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‎好啊

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‎這是魚尾辮的編法

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‎首先將外邊的頭髮拉到中間

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‎然後我平常喜歡抓一點…

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‎在

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‎克莉絲緹

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‎-妳的頭髮怎麼了？
‎-沒事

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‎凱倫剛剛在玩我的頭髮

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‎妳也會讓妳的新弟弟或妹妹
‎玩妳的頭髮嗎？

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‎什麼？

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‎妳媽告訴我媽了
‎她和瓦特森要生小孩

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‎恭喜

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‎喂？

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‎畫面卡住了嗎？

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‎還是妳有複雜的感覺？
‎我剛剛應該考慮進去的

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‎不，我在，我只是…

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‎我沒有感覺，我不知道這件事

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‎好喔

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‎我媽一定搞錯了

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‎她今天喝了三杯康普茶
‎別管我說了什麼

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‎這種事我媽幹嘛偷偷不告訴我？

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‎-這…
‎-算了，我知道原因

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‎她覺得我還是不適應兩家結合

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‎生寶寶會讓我驚慌失措

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‎妳是有點驚慌失措啊，這很自然

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‎是祕密讓我慌，不是寶寶

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‎我愛寶寶，我是保姆！

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‎-妳應該…
‎-我是認真的

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‎我覺得生寶寶會很棒

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‎我也很難過我媽以為我會不開心

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‎妳的畫面卡住了嗎？

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‎抱歉，我只是想確定妳說完了

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‎我得想辦法解決這個問題

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‎通話完畢

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‎好，這個造型不得了

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‎是竇加衝撞麥昆，史黛西，好看嗎？

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‎對，我喜歡

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‎妳還好嗎？

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‎妳今天挺出神的

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‎我喝點果汁就好了

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‎我以為我的應用程式壞了，但沒有

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‎我的血糖很高，現在又太低了

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‎我的血糖值從來沒忽上忽下過

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‎好多了，補充蛋白質一下

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‎潔西，不好意思
‎我沒見過這麼讓人沮喪的點心

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‎要來點真正的食物嗎？比方說軟糖

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‎晚點吧，我現在得吃
‎讓體能發揮極限的食物

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‎滋養我的肌肉
‎這是一種配方，像史黛西一樣

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‎不是

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‎潔西靠特定飲食成為超級運動員

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‎我吃這些東西是為了避免昏迷

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‎對，當然

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‎妳的做法奏效了

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‎我幾乎摸不到腳趾頭
‎想到我才幾歲就讓人擔心

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‎史黛西，這樣很漂亮

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‎妳覺得呢？

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‎大家都指望我坐鎮，我會的

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‎我的血糖值怪怪的

196
00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,727
‎但我知道果汁會讓我恢復正常

197
00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,937
‎記住，這是數學方程式

198
00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:24,148
‎還有誰比我更擅長數學？

199
00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:34,199
‎問題解決了，跟我預料的一樣

200
00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:37,953
‎現在，保姆俱樂部加基金會
‎等於史上最棒的夜晚

201
00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:39,079
‎晚宴時間！

202
00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:42,499
‎（星光晚宴，支持研究）

203
00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:44,627
‎哇

204
00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:47,630
‎人山人海

205
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,215
‎真好玩

206
00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:53,052
‎別擔心，媽很快就到了
‎大概一小時後

207
00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,553
‎快了，一小時後

208
00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:55,763
‎-雪倫就是這樣
‎-大家好

209
00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:59,016
‎這場晚宴太誇張了
‎我剛剛認識一個叫勺子的人

210
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,019
‎-克莉絲緹
‎-大家跟我來

211
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,062
‎好

212
00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,898
‎看到香檳閃遠一點，好

213
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:06,982
‎就發生過一次

214
00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:09,026
‎我們是傳染病嗎？

215
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,569
‎不，親愛的

216
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:15,324
‎他們只是覺得我們很不酷
‎不公平，因為我們很有趣

217
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,533
‎對，超有趣

218
00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:17,534
‎超有趣

219
00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:20,287
‎誰想喝一杯？我從家裡帶了杯墊

220
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,831
‎-真酷
‎-是嗎？好

221
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,376
‎沒事

222
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,880
‎看！我會贏的

223
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,925
‎給妳的新小狗？是不是有點過頭了？

224
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,927
‎不，這不是給夏儂的，笨蛋

225
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:38,263
‎這是給我媽和瓦特森的
‎他們要生小孩了

226
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:40,349
‎天啊！克莉絲緹，恭喜

227
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:43,811
‎身為有40個兄弟姊妹的人
‎我能給點建議

228
00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:46,814
‎謝謝，但他們還沒告訴我

229
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:49,149
‎他們告訴潼恩的媽媽
‎然後潼恩告訴我

230
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:53,404
‎我還是要說我媽可能弄錯了

231
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:57,074
‎昨天她洗衣服的時候
‎把泡泡皂當成洗衣精來用

232
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,868
‎現在我的樹人T變彩虹色了

233
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,412
‎不，不是那樣

234
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:05,708
‎他們以為我不喜歡
‎湯瑪斯和布魯爾家合併

235
00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:08,001
‎我不想讓這個家變更大

236
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:11,130
‎但我想啊，這個搖籃就是證明

237
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,464
‎我喜歡這個主意

238
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,842
‎-讓開
‎-好

239
00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:15,759
‎好

240
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,761
‎大家這麼做

241
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,681
‎潼恩，我需要妳拖住我媽和瓦特森

242
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,392
‎無論如何別讓他們過來

243
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,643
‎一定要給他們驚喜

244
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,146
‎拖住父母行動，了解

245
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:29,064
‎好，麥勒莉、瑪麗安

246
00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:32,443
‎我需要妳們確保不讓任何人競標搖籃

247
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:37,281
‎我存了一些保姆費
‎但我不是有錢人，也不姓布魯爾

248
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,325
‎我們要怎麼阻止別人競標？

249
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:45,706
‎包包可以斜背
‎這樣就不用處理帶子了

250
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,584
‎太好了，我等不及
‎要在伸展台上看妳豎趾旋轉了

251
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,252
‎觀眾會很嗨的

252
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:55,966
‎我的情緒滿滿
‎興奮、驕傲，也非常緊張

253
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,343
‎妳還好嗎？

254
00:11:58,427 --> 00:11:59,845
‎我沒有不好過

255
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,556
‎如果不舒服就告訴我

256
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,851
‎克勞蒂亞，我沒事了
‎別管了，好嗎？

257
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,482
‎看看這個

258
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:16,320
‎相信我，帕帕達克斯太太
‎妳以為妳想要寶寶用品

259
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,322
‎但妳不想的，而這個呢…

260
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:20,949
‎不好意思

261
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:26,038
‎電動工具，妳需要這個

262
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,414
‎酷，媽，我們來競標吧

263
00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:28,832
‎選得好

264
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,877
‎這種東西組裝很辛苦的

265
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,921
‎來的時候都沒組裝

266
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:37,341
‎我知道了

267
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,801
‎妳應該競標這個

268
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,636
‎這是糖尿病患專用的

269
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,639
‎但匆忙的職場媽媽也可以用

270
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,349
‎妳可以放嬰兒濕紙巾

271
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:49,019
‎奶嘴和零食
‎以免餓了卻不能離開寶寶

272
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,979
‎相信我們，我們知道

273
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,523
‎我們是保姆

274
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:53,607
‎太棒了

275
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:55,859
‎對

276
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,695
‎我們成功了

277
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,490
‎莉茲，妳是天蠍座？

278
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,449
‎真的假的？

279
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:03,867
‎那是爛星座嗎？

280
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,160
‎-我很糟嗎？
‎-不

281
00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:09,623
‎我替妳看星座圖如何？
‎我可以看大家的星座圖

282
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,751
‎我要去走走
‎雪倫可能在停車場迷路了

283
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,545
‎-對 我們要陪他去
‎-對

284
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,129
‎-你們不能走
‎-為什麼？

285
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:19,007
‎因為莉茲，我真的需要妳回答

286
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,425
‎房地產市場的一些問題

287
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:24,221
‎利率是會漲還是跌？

288
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:29,101
‎哪個對經濟比較好？

289
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,978
‎妳問的都是好問題，潼恩

290
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:31,895
‎對

291
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:37,109
‎利率是美聯儲設定的

292
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:41,154
‎它們深受經濟影響

293
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,323
‎可惡

294
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:46,076
‎如果妳想坐下，我可以自己完成

295
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,787
‎我看妳趁秀開始前休息一下吧

296
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,207
‎克勞蒂亞，妳幹嘛把我當病人看？

297
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,835
‎我說過一百萬遍了，我沒事

298
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,253
‎妳看起來有點累

299
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,255
‎我當然累了，潔西

300
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,800
‎我要策劃時裝秀、設計袋子
‎還要準備講稿

301
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,802
‎但我能像妳一樣挺過，好嗎？

302
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,179
‎潔西，我去拿袋子

303
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,223
‎雖然我很想否認

304
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:10,309
‎但我知道事情不對勁

305
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,312
‎我突然特別疲憊又情緒化

306
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:17,649
‎這都是血糖低的徵兆，又來了

307
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,818
‎史黛西，換妳了

308
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:20,777
‎我先做個介紹

309
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,864
‎妳出場演講，接著進行時裝秀

310
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,158
‎-準備好了嗎？
‎-對

311
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,451
‎準備好了

312
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,204
‎我想我的意思是

313
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:35,292
‎不知道我是否真的相信婚姻制度

314
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,046
‎我沒別的意思，你們的婚禮很美

315
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,380
‎謝謝

316
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,090
‎這純粹是個人選擇

317
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:45,135
‎親愛的，妳想去看無聲拍賣嗎？

318
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,429
‎我很想去看無聲拍賣

319
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,722
‎好，就這麼辦

320
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,476
‎-等等…
‎-媽、瓦特森，恭喜！

321
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,646
‎這是搖籃，不錯吧？

322
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,231
‎-好重，你可以拿嗎？
‎-好

323
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:01,443
‎親愛的，這是怎麼回事？

324
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,654
‎我知道你們想生寶寶

325
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,114
‎我也知道我過去做了一些事

326
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,866
‎可能像是我不想要

327
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,368
‎但我真的想

328
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:12,955
‎我愛這個新的大家庭
‎我迫不及待想讓它變得更大

329
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,165
‎謝謝

330
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,833
‎親愛的，我…

331
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,878
‎我們最好在表演前到後台

332
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,547
‎小心，史黛西今晚情緒很大

333
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,716
‎-什麼意思？
‎-我覺得是她的糖尿病使然

334
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,011
‎她的體力和脾氣都不太好

335
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,429
‎脾氣很大

336
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:30,764
‎努力工作

337
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,182
‎聰明

338
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,350
‎負責任

339
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:37,729
‎這只是簡單形容我們的新青少年大使

340
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,940
‎安娜塔西亞伊莉莎白麥吉爾

341
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,484
‎大家都叫她史黛西

342
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:47,322
‎她是糖尿病患者的成功典範

343
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:51,284
‎大家都知道，很多1型糖尿病童…

344
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,661
‎史黛西

345
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,954
‎但我相信…

346
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,748
‎準備排隊形吧

347
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,417
‎妳不用先演講嗎？

348
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,836
‎對喔，要

349
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,964
‎史黛西，妳還好嗎？
‎克勞蒂亞說妳不…

350
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,340
‎克勞蒂亞？有沒有搞錯？

351
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,968
‎妳逢人就說？

352
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:08,969
‎真是最好的朋友

353
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,555
‎-對不起
‎-各位先生女士，請歡迎…

354
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,306
‎史黛西麥吉爾

355
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,687
‎-我不是故意的
‎-沒關係

356
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,158
‎大家好

357
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,453
‎謝謝你們今晚邀請我來

358
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,999
‎我剛被診斷罹患1型糖尿病時

359
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,418
‎我還以為我的人生結束了

360
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,504
‎可是…

361
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:51,386
‎我本來要說糖尿病讓我變得超級成熟

362
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,929
‎我完全搞定

363
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,806
‎但看看我

364
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,933
‎這根本是騙人的

365
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,061
‎對不起

366
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:01,563
‎我沒辦法，我…

367
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,774
‎我實在不舒服

368
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:05,942
‎我的醫生在嗎？

369
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,987
‎我知道我打的胰島素劑量正確

370
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,198
‎-妳晚上有吃正餐嗎？
‎-沒有

371
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,115
‎我就知道

372
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,784
‎史黛西，我們談過了

373
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,787
‎兩位，我想我們得聽史黛西說

374
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,248
‎我好丟臉

375
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,542
‎是妳把我推薦給
‎青少年糖尿病研究基金會

376
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,127
‎邀請我來參加晚宴

377
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,420
‎現在看看我

378
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,048
‎我的血糖大失控

379
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,592
‎我是騙子

380
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:34,471
‎沒有完美的糖尿病代表這回事

381
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,891
‎不論有多認真，每個人都時好時壞

382
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,102
‎我真的以為這只是數字遊戲

383
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:43,105
‎只要我搞清楚，就不會出錯

384
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,189
‎我就會沒事

385
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,233
‎妳會沒事的

386
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:50,612
‎我剛被診斷出來時
‎對我的身子充滿無力感

387
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:54,199
‎我再也不想要有那種感覺了

388
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,577
‎但妳有時可能會，這是一輩子的病

389
00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,913
‎但妳知道，史黛西

390
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,165
‎勇敢面對妳的疾病

391
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,085
‎並不代表妳都要很開心

392
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,379
‎有時候就是很討厭

393
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,505
‎對吧？

394
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,798
‎對

395
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:11,883
‎乾杯

396
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,262
‎敬善待自己

397
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:16,763
‎乾杯

398
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:17,889
‎乾杯

399
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,933
‎-乾杯
‎-乾杯

400
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,313
‎今晚真開心

401
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:26,982
‎糖尿病加油

402
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:30,360
‎不是正面的加油，這是一種疾病

403
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,528
‎病人在受苦

404
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,904
‎-對
‎-對，好

405
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:37,450
‎我要上樓
‎看看安德魯能不能塞進搖籃

406
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,495
‎但也許妳們可以聊聊

407
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,414
‎-我們沒問題，瓦特森
‎-好，只是說說

408
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,707
‎-聊開來
‎-好，再見

409
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:51,965
‎抱歉我送妳嬰兒用品
‎我以為妳會很開心

410
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,509
‎寶貝，我是開心

411
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,096
‎我從來沒有想過

412
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,057
‎妳不會支持我們再生一個寶寶

413
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,603
‎事實上，我知道妳會
‎所以我才沒告訴妳

414
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,604
‎什麼意思？

415
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:11,067
‎妳知道，在任何階段生寶寶

416
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,820
‎都可能很辛苦，尤其是我的年紀

417
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,991
‎我可能會遭遇挫折，我不想昭告天下

418
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,661
‎直到我確定我們要試試看

419
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:25,957
‎甚至等到知道可行再說

420
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:27,709
‎真的嗎？

421
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,502
‎會有這麼難嗎？

422
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,088
‎我不知道，這種事沒有保證

423
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,424
‎當我看到妳

424
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:38,845
‎興奮地告訴我們妳有多愛這個家庭

425
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:43,141
‎以及妳希望它趕快變得更大…

426
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:49,105
‎我覺得壓力好大
‎萬一我不能滿足妳呢？

427
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:53,193
‎妳知道嗎？我不想妳我的期望過高

428
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,987
‎別這樣，媽

429
00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:01,451
‎不管發生什麼事
‎我們的感情很好，這樣就夠了

430
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,329
‎妳太棒了

431
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,962
‎天啊，我都這麼情緒化了

432
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:16,758
‎妳能想像我要用荷爾蒙會怎麼樣嗎？

433
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,927
‎所以你們要試試看嗎？決定了？

434
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,345
‎-克莉絲緹
‎-媽

435
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,389
‎這是過程，記得嗎？

436
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:23,765
‎-我知道
‎-好

437
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,558
‎我只是興奮，寶寶耶

438
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,353
‎我是說，有可能，不要有壓力

439
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,438
‎謝謝

440
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:33,733
‎我愛妳

441
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,445
‎看來記得善待自己不只適用於

442
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:40,615
‎與糖尿病為伍的八年級完美主義者

443
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:41,533
‎人人都適用

444
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,326
‎簡直是酷刑

445
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,620
‎好吧，如果妳別亂動

446
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,414
‎史黛西綁就不會痛

447
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:48,331
‎說說而已

448
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,416
‎史黛西在哪裡？

449
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,835
‎我不知道，但她遲到了4分23秒

450
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,086
‎嗨

451
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,421
‎抱歉我遲到了

452
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,714
‎沒關係

453
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:02,887
‎好，聽著，我要向妳們道歉
‎我在秀場成了哥吉拉

454
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:06,057
‎我的血糖失控時會變得很易怒

455
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:07,934
‎這不是藉口，但…

456
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:11,646
‎我們知道，我們無所謂，史黛西
‎很高興妳好多了

457
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,690
‎克勞蒂亞，我很抱歉

458
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,109
‎妳只是想照顧我

459
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,322
‎潔西，對不起，我也對妳發飆

460
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:23,199
‎其實，這不只是我的血糖在作祟

461
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,118
‎老實說，我很嫉妒

462
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:28,038
‎因為妳身體好，可以做一堆超棒的事

463
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,415
‎而我拚命努力，只能求不出錯

464
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,083
‎沒事的

465
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,835
‎大擁抱？

466
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,594
‎各位，我不想掃興
‎但史黛西，我能問妳為什麼遲到嗎？

467
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,973
‎我收到一個郵件，因此分心了

468
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,853
‎-史黛西，妳美呆了
‎-我的天啊

469
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,647
‎“史黛西麥吉爾勇闖高低潮”

470
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,441
‎這頭條寫得好，對吧？

471
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,486
‎我不想成為完美的糖尿病童代表

472
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,446
‎我還在摸索

473
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,323
‎我覺得妳做得很好

474
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,367
‎喂？妳做的袋子賣光了，而且…

475
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,911
‎因為我太會賣了

476
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:11,373
‎真希望我們能展示它們
‎我的人生急需光鮮亮麗

477
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,957
‎我們還是可以的

478
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:39,567
‎我把所有壓力往自己推，求好心切

479
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:44,823
‎數學最好、造型最好
‎糖尿病控制得最好

480
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,617
‎但我忘了最重要的一件事

481
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,912
‎我不用特別努力就很擅長的事

482
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,207
‎當個好朋友

483
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:04,759
‎（根據安馬丁系列小說改編）

484
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,821
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