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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎克勞蒂亞和新人

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‎“藝術是一門藝術
‎但殷勤是一門科學”

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‎這是直接引述克勞蒂亞岸我說的話

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‎所以當我們要舉辦

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‎保姆俱樂部學年第一次正式過夜時

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‎我絕不容許閃失

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‎我端出最好吃
‎標示最清楚的垃圾食物

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‎我拿出最好抱的抱枕

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‎還大方打開衣服給需要時尚靈感的人

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‎但我沒料到克莉絲緹湯瑪斯

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‎我們親愛的總裁跟創辦人
‎過來時別有用心

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‎我們有兩個新成員

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‎我們得讓她們融入

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‎根據我們個別的長短處

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‎善用我們的企業協同效應

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‎又是企業，美國正需要啊

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‎人格測驗有助於
‎讓俱樂部成長潛能達到極大化

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‎讓我們藉此了解大家能做出的貢獻

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‎瓦特森在他的公司做了
‎他是“啦啦隊長”型

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‎“你按季繳稅或寧可將最終數字

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‎留到會計年度最後？”

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‎俱樂部應該繳稅嗎？我要去了解嗎？

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‎如果我們是企業就不用

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‎我們可以囤積利潤
‎直到消失中的中產階級替我們紓困

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‎從這個角度想吧

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‎妳會立刻完成作業
‎還是拖到最後一刻？

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‎立刻完成

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‎好了

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‎我了解自己

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‎我不了解

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‎我不知道該怎麼回答這些問題

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‎我協助爭取客戶時
‎會說無傷大雅的謊話嗎？

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‎如果不小心把訂書機帶回家
‎我會歸還嗎？

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‎-麥勒莉，做自己就好
‎-由妳來說出這種話當然容易

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‎好了

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‎我要喝水，有人想要什麼嗎？

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‎有意思

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‎這樣啊

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‎怎樣？什麼事？告訴我們

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‎天啊，克勞蒂亞
‎妳知道有名人在妳家廚房嗎？

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‎-什麼？誰？
‎-艾希莉惠斯

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‎石溪中學最酷的女生

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‎不會吧，她不是有五百萬粉絲嗎？

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‎對啊

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‎設計師還送她免費的衣服穿

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‎她在新哈芬為生命遊行的演說

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‎在網路瘋傳

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‎她在妳家做什麼？

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‎誰是艾希莉惠斯？

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‎真的是她

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‎石溪最酷的女生就著我的冰箱吃草莓

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‎嗨

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‎妳是珍妮的妹妹吧？

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‎就連她的睡衣也很時尚

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‎艾希莉
‎我們還有14個化學方程式要算

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‎跟三個章節要背，星期一就要考試了

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‎我們要熬夜，進階先修課不好混

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‎-再見，很高興認識妳
‎-所以門薩小姐在幫她補課業

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‎我就知道

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‎我要怎樣才能擁有她的人生？

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‎結果出來了

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‎首先是我

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‎“隊長，天生的領袖，勇敢堅決

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‎永遠不會自願離開職守”

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‎下一位，克勞蒂亞

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‎我親愛的副總裁

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‎“個人主義者，有自己的節奏

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‎走自己的路，不會跟隨群眾”

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‎對，聽起來差不多

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‎史黛西是表現優異者

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‎“下定決心就能成功，行動精準果斷”

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‎她什麼問題都能解決

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‎對，這就是我

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‎瑪麗安是哲學家

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‎“好深思、明智，能從沉思得到平靜”

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‎我向你鞠躬

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‎潼恩，妳是革命者

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‎“無所畏懼，永遠追求更好的改變”

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‎不受衝突影響

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‎沒錯

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‎潔西是戰士

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‎“冷靜、有目標

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‎永遠做好專注要務的準備”

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‎很酷的協同效應

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‎我們勢不可擋

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‎麥勒莉是什麼？

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‎好

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‎麥勒莉什麼都不是

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‎她的結果不確定
‎因為她太多題空白了

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‎我不知道什麼才是正確答案

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‎沒有對錯，這就是重點

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‎也許等妳有比較多時間時再試

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‎抱歉，真希望我是個人主義者
‎跟克勞蒂亞一樣

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‎“如果妳想成為個人主義者
‎那妳八成不是”

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‎我差點說出來

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‎但我想起隔壁的艾希莉惠斯

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‎她在《青少年時尚》上發表文章
‎討論激進同理心的做法

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‎所以我就沒說話

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‎-但麥勒莉沒有
‎-一切都好美

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‎美到讓人快捨不得吃了，這是什麼？

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‎鬆餅？

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‎對，我知道，但其他東西是什麼？

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‎荔枝

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‎百香果

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‎火龍果

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‎火龍果

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‎聽起來很高級

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‎日本流行的嗎？

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‎其實，火龍果和百香果
‎都是美洲原生種

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‎荔枝首先在廣東省種植

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‎那在中國東南部，時間是11世紀

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‎珍妮，總是能用更尷尬的做法

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‎來化解尷尬的時刻

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‎當然還有艾希莉惠斯

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‎嗨，我是克勞蒂亞，我昨晚有看到妳

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‎好，妳們昨晚玩得很開心嗎？

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‎-對
‎-對

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‎妳要留下來吃鬆餅嗎？

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‎對不起，接我的人到了

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‎我還要再準備有機化學考試

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‎再見

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‎-很高興認識妳們，再見
‎-再見

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‎-她人真好
‎-當然了

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‎這又不是1980年代的電影

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‎酷和殘酷不再是同義詞

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‎這是應用程式？

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‎這是我的新幫浦

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‎我剛給自己打了胰島素
‎現在可以吃點糖漿

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‎現代醫學

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‎太好了

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‎能醫我的腦袋到嘴巴的功能就太好了

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‎來，美美，吃點莓果

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‎-謝謝
‎-好

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‎好吃，妳真了不起，美美
‎姓岸的都很棒

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‎妳們很棒，我們都很棒

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‎深呼吸，她沒惡意

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‎早安，瞌睡蟲

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‎妳還好嗎？妳看起來不太好

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‎我才不可能生病，我只是過敏

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‎我沒事

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‎我是隊長，記得嗎？

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‎克莉絲緹，妳只是得了鏈球菌性喉炎

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‎這不是世界末日
‎瓦特森出去替妳買東西了

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‎妳就給我睡覺休息好起來，手機給我

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‎我不在乎好起來

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‎我只在乎整個星期的人生沒了

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‎醫生是這麼說的吧？一整個星期？

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‎對，不能去學校、不能打壘球
‎也不能當保姆

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‎妳要靜養

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‎當然，理論上
‎克莉絲緹不想害別人生病

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‎但她不打算讓細菌奪走她的權力

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‎媽，我們在訓練新成員

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‎身為總裁…

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‎身為總裁，妳可以授權出去

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‎建立指揮鏈

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‎我要拿回我的手機

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‎-妳可以處理五分鐘
‎-讚

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‎然後就要小睡

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‎我得打電話…

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‎我待會回來看妳

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‎病人的藥端來了

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‎這只是爽口糖

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‎好

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‎克莉絲緹，拿去

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‎這不是鬧著玩的

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‎拜託妳睡一下

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‎-好吧
‎-好

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‎來吧，凱倫，她需要休息

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‎克莉絲緹有一點讓我不解

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‎我會千方百計翹課

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‎做我自己的事

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‎跟美美一起看電視、玩混凝紙

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‎但我想這就是為什麼克莉絲緹是隊長
‎而我是個人主義者

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‎（克莉絲緹
‎學校如何？我錯過什麼？）

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‎（克勞蒂亞：保證什麼都沒錯過）

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‎嘿，克勞蒂亞

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‎我喜歡妳的外套

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‎天啊！艾希莉惠斯稱讚我了？

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‎謝謝

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‎其實這是我自己縫補的

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‎很多是老東西

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‎我跟朋友潼恩在跳蚤市場買的

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‎她很喜歡永續時尚

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‎妳知道潼恩嗎？
‎她前天吃鬆餅時在這裡

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‎但妳應該不會知道吧

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‎對，手作外套是最棒的

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‎妳又來跟我姊姊一起唸書了嗎？

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‎不，那已經考完了

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‎對，現在我們可以鬼混了

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‎很高興見到妳，克勞

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‎她叫我克勞，就像我們是朋友一樣

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‎但等一下
‎現在她可以純跟我姊鬼混？

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‎她們是朋友？怎麼會？

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‎珍妮的話題都是考試、加密貨幣

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‎跟推趣的實況主

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‎雖然這叫人摸不透，但我沒時間思考

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‎因為我這代理總裁正要開第一次會

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‎克莉絲緹告病號

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‎好

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‎歡迎大家，我們來開會吧

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‎這是什麼？政變？

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‎潼恩，我正要宣布

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‎身為候補幹部，這符合我的工作內容

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‎俱樂部有幹部不在，就由我接手

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‎所以我是代理總裁

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‎我是副總裁

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‎副總裁
‎在總裁無法執行職務時負責接手

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‎真正的《憲法》裡面有寫

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‎克莉絲緹打來要我接手，直到她回來

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‎我覺得她不想給妳太多壓力

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‎沒錯，她還認為
‎我擔任領導角色會比較自在

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‎是因為那愚蠢的人格測驗嗎？

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‎就算我是個人主義者
‎並不代表我不是好領袖

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‎當然不是，我們可以聊這一點

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‎但目前，由於我當總裁的時間有限

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‎我想好好利用本週做個改變

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‎-就像珍葛蕾
‎-誰？

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‎社會研究課才剛上到她

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‎她是1553年的英格蘭女王

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‎她當時才15歲，然後利用在位的九天

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‎宣告重大改革

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‎然後她被斬首

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‎等一下

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‎保姆俱樂部，我是潼恩

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‎嗨，帕帕達克斯太太

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‎好

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‎妳還好嗎？妳看來心情不太好

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‎就…

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‎我本來很興奮
‎能在本週代理總裁職務

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‎結果沒人當我一回事

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‎我覺得不是這樣

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‎妳的孩子工具包是最棒的
‎妳的房間是我們的總部…

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‎當領導不一樣

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‎克莉絲緹直接去找潼恩

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‎也許克莉絲緹不知道這對妳有多重要

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‎也許妳得讓她知道妳可以很認真

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‎接著說

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‎如果妳自願接手
‎克莉絲緹本週所有的保姆工作

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‎用這種方式採取行動

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‎妳真的是表現優異者，回來解決問題

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‎好消息是妳要照顧露西牛頓

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‎-棉花糖
‎-我喜歡軟綿綿的小寶寶

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‎-但壞消息是什麼？
‎-不是壞消息，就麥勒莉而已

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‎克莉絲緹本週要訓練她

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‎我知道妳很受不了她

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‎但把這當成練習容忍的機會吧

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‎雪佛總裁會同意的

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‎我的天啊

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‎-這就是妳的下場
‎-住手！

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‎她開會時不讓我打過去
‎怎麼樣？有人想我嗎？

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‎潼恩還好嗎？怎麼回事？

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‎要我一一回答嗎？

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‎說實話就好

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‎俱樂部少了我就垮了嗎？

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‎沒有，開會沒問題
‎我是說，潼恩有幾個點子，可是…

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‎點子，什麼點子？

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‎就是會費要公平，還要找慈善機構

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‎她要慈善機構替我們付會費？

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‎我搞混了

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‎對，隨便

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‎把會議紀錄傳給我，我會搞清楚

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‎妳不是該休息、吃果凍
‎狂看電視嗎？

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‎瑪麗安，會議紀錄在哪裡？

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‎沒有會議紀錄

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‎這是什麼意思？

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‎潼恩叫我不要記錄

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‎要多活在當下，注重此時此刻

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‎但妳是秘書

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‎克莉絲緹，快休息

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‎-媽！
‎-再見

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‎我再跟妳視訊會議

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‎好，傑米去踢足球

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‎露西在睡覺

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‎她可能等我回來才會醒來

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‎緊急聯絡人在冰箱上

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‎其餘的克勞蒂亞都知道

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‎我遲到了，再見

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‎我第一天上工想穿出專業

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‎真希望我穿衣服能多跟妳學學
‎妳的衣服去哪買的？

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‎好幾個地方，有些是我自己做的

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‎也許我該試試看

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‎雖然成果可能不會那麼好

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‎好，當保姆第一課

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‎妳不用筆記，這應該是開心的事才對

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‎好，對不起

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‎帶大一點的孩子要事先計畫活動

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‎玩遊戲、準備孩子工具包
‎但寶寶睡得很多

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‎所以妳要計畫停工時間

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‎比方我就喜歡利用這種寧靜

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‎來畫畫

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‎我也有創意，我喜歡寫作

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‎我最近讀到一本書說
‎偉大的文學有兩種故事

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‎有個人去冒險或有個人進城來

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‎我想說：“我可以同時搞這兩套嗎？”

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‎但不要一個人

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‎而是馬，馬從城鎮奔馳而過
‎奔向永恆的盡頭

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‎要不要看一下？

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‎我可以坐在這等妳看
‎告訴我妳的感想

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‎什麼的

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‎瑪麗安傳影片來

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‎妳們好，我在帕帕達克斯家

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‎我們玩得很開心

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‎我喜歡讓瑪麗安訓練

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‎戰士與哲學家很合

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‎要不要拍我們和寶寶的影片？

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‎那樣很好，但露西在睡覺

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‎對喔

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‎蠢點子

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‎也許我可以做點別的事來幫忙
‎比方洗衣服

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‎洗衣不是保姆的工作內容

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‎我知道了，我來洗碗

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‎洗碗絕對是幫忙，也不可能出錯

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‎第一堂訓練課是一場小災難

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‎而且醞釀中的不只有這個

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‎-我生日那天去動物園
‎-有，對啊

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‎要是我也會火大

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‎但他想惹怒妳，妳要強勢起來

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‎我得強勢起來，但什麼是強勢起來？

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‎是要說
‎“不准你們跟爸爸去動物園”？

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‎還是去動物園，然後去按摩？

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‎已經超過20分鐘了

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‎她在獎勵不良行為
‎所謂的互累就是這樣

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‎一直在開車，我只是用共乘服務

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‎娜塔麗，好，有人要打電話

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‎但星期四見

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‎好，再見

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‎真的假的？

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‎就是說啊，對不起
‎但娜塔麗巴瑞特的前夫帶著小孩

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‎跟新女友去南瓜園

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‎對方哭成這樣，很難把電話掛掉

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‎潼恩，我考慮過妳對會費的新想法

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‎大家按照收入比例付費
‎而非固定費率

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‎但如果我做得多，就要補別人的費用

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‎這就是累進稅制的原理

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‎賺得多就給得多

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‎我沒辦法像妳接那麼多工作
‎因為我不能太晚，還要跳芭蕾舞

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‎我付相同的費用時

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‎占收入的比例就會高很多

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‎這哪裡公平了？

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‎如果沒人付會費，我們還要開會的話

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‎食物費就會都我一個人扛
‎除非大家不想吃點心了

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‎-不行，我們還是要點心
‎-還有

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‎如果開始拿會費部分比例捐慈善

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‎那慈善機構由誰挑？妳嗎？

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‎每次都是同一個慈善機構嗎？

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‎-我覺得這樣不太公平
‎-應該要不同的慈善機構才對

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‎-特雷弗專案跟JDRF…
‎-黑人的命也是命

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‎嘿

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‎為什麼克莉絲緹都沒來視訊開會？

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‎我們大無畏的領袖終於得到休息了

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‎同時，我也還想證明我能團隊合作

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‎哪怕只是證明給自己看

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‎妳覺得這褲子好看嗎？
‎我媽稱之為哈默褲

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‎我想是因為這能塞鎚子進去

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‎但我看來可能像拉大便在尿布裡

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‎我帶了日記來，所以這次可以寫東西

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‎很好，但這次露西醒了

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‎我有末日冒險的故事

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‎比我平常的更黑暗，想看嗎？

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‎晚點再說吧

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‎我可以放進妳的包包

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‎-我可以去廚房做點心嗎？
‎-可以啊

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‎冷凍披薩！我可以用烤箱嗎？

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‎妳能教我用嗎？我要怎麼設定時間？

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‎我非得按兩次鈕嗎？

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‎或許烤完披薩後可以做餅乾當驚喜

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‎然後我們可以玩桌遊
‎再給妳看我最愛的故事

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‎我買了一個項鍊套組可以做，超酷的

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‎我媽讓我去一家手工藝品店

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‎妳可以告訴我怎麼做妳最愛的衣服…

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‎麥勒莉，我應該要訓練妳

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‎結果感覺像在當妳的保姆

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‎麥勒莉，對不起

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‎我不想說話了

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‎我還以為克莉絲緹
‎對新來的女生很嚴厲

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‎至少她比較獨立

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‎跟我一樣是個人主義者

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‎就像她想要的

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‎嘿，妹子，怎麼樣？

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‎瑪麗安不接電話

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‎她因為挺潼恩
‎什麼事都被她輕描淡寫

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‎所以我打來問妳實際情況

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‎什麼事？

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‎俱樂部的情況如何？

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‎很好啊

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‎真的

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‎喔

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‎所以妳們不需要我？

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‎我想這樣很好

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‎我想是吧

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‎開會真的一團亂
‎潼恩扮起每個家長的心理治療師

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‎她想變更會費
‎結果我們只會為了公益單位大吵

394
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,888
‎我們迷失了，克莉絲緹
‎我們需要隊長

395
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,730
‎我喜歡這條褲子

396
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,149
‎這只是普通的褲子

397
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,485
‎妳要吃彩虹糖嗎？

398
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,613
‎我在此宣布開會

399
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:03,453
‎我看了瑪麗安受指示別記入的紀錄

400
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,371
‎瑪麗安！

401
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,498
‎對不起，好嗎？我得記

402
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,291
‎那很重要，必須記錄

403
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,377
‎我盡量把記得的寫下來了

404
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,212
‎不會，還好妳做了

405
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,714
‎因為我得說，潼恩

406
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,759
‎妳的管理有很多地方讓我欣賞

407
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,344
‎真的嗎？

408
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,680
‎我是說，謝謝

409
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,016
‎我看了妳的想法，我想提議以下做法

410
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:30,772
‎大家按週統一付
‎小額可負擔的俱樂部費用

411
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:35,026
‎之後酌收
‎個別保姆收入的10%做為會費

412
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:38,571
‎好的時候多付，不好的時候少付

413
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,489
‎公平

414
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,074
‎-好主意
‎-對，很公平

415
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,077
‎慈善捐款，我們按月扣除開銷後

416
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,746
‎將50%會費捐給一個慈善單位

417
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,541
‎與其辯論，我們要輪流挑選

418
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,421
‎史黛西

419
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,465
‎之後再按字母順序輪過

420
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,217
‎所以下一個是麥勒莉

421
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,344
‎-太好了
‎-我選JDRF

422
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,139
‎少年糖尿病研究基金會

423
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:08,310
‎他們志在打擊1型糖尿病
‎對我這種青少年提供極大的資源

424
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,522
‎太棒了，還有潼恩

425
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,692
‎妳發現體制的缺陷
‎並提出重要的癥結點

426
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,070
‎是真正的改革人士，我以妳為傲

427
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:22,907
‎妳做的決定考慮到每個人的需求

428
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,285
‎這是領導能力，所以妳才是隊長

429
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,496
‎下一個議題

430
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,874
‎-訓練，結果怎麼樣？
‎-我很開心

431
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:34,002
‎雖然蘭尼帕帕達克斯
‎把膠往我頭髮上抹

432
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,173
‎潔西是天生好手，我的工作完成了

433
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,257
‎太好了

434
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:40,800
‎克勞？

435
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,512
‎我要去洗手間

436
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,318
‎克勞蒂亞，坐下

437
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:00,153
‎妳搞得我很緊張

438
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,696
‎對不起，美美

439
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,658
‎-妳在做什麼？
‎-讀書會

440
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,243
‎沒有人會開車

441
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,455
‎所以我們用電腦討論《尼克男孩》

442
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,457
‎來，我幫妳

443
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:19,881
‎好，主持人
‎應該會在會議開始時讓妳加入

444
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,717
‎-妳喜歡這本書嗎？
‎-對，我喜歡

445
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:27,263
‎我主要是喜歡聽各種人的意見

446
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,306
‎想法

447
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,518
‎會讓我有不同的想法

448
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,438
‎讓我覺得又年輕起來

449
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,358
‎美美，妳說得真好

450
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:40,235
‎艾希莉惠斯

451
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:45,031
‎她似乎養成了
‎我姊在怪時間默默出現的習慣

452
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,241
‎就像少年巫師

453
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,410
‎妳又來了，來唸書嗎？

454
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:49,494
‎來玩而已

455
00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:54,374
‎珍妮知道妳覺得我們是朋友很奇怪

456
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:59,295
‎我沒這麼說，也許妳真的很喜歡編碼

457
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,213
‎或許吧

458
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,675
‎我覺得珍妮會讓各種事物變得更有趣

459
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:08,054
‎她會聊各種我都不知道的事
‎除非我們是朋友

460
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:11,891
‎對，然後她會用超容易理解的字眼

461
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,477
‎對，但對學術能力測驗來說很好

462
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:18,022
‎但一旦妳跳脫這點不看
‎認真聽她說話

463
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,650
‎她就是自己

464
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,361
‎整個人很酷

465
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,447
‎珍妮就是自己

466
00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:29,701
‎如果認真聽她說話，她很有意思

467
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,745
‎我在這時發現我帶人不力

468
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:35,874
‎因為我沒有傾聽

469
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,420
‎-妳不能敲門嗎？
‎-妳有貴賓訪客

470
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:43,840
‎克勞蒂亞岸，她居然想見妳

471
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,008
‎我可以進來嗎？

472
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,305
‎有需要我就在外面

473
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:55,101
‎我是來道歉的

474
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,353
‎妳已經說過了

475
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,898
‎我也想還妳這個

476
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:04,652
‎我昨晚看了妳寫的幾個故事

477
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,571
‎末日馬那篇

478
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:09,782
‎選擇用馬來探險很精彩

479
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,576
‎我都快跳起來了

480
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,621
‎妳只是說說而已

481
00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:15,788
‎沒有

482
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:20,376
‎妳有才華又有想像力
‎妳的聲音也值得傾聽

483
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,128
‎抱歉我一開始沒聽到

484
00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:28,927
‎我想，如果可以的話
‎我能替妳的幾篇故事畫插圖

485
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:30,470
‎一起合作

486
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:33,181
‎我們可以把它們做成書
‎放在小孩工具包裡

487
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,933
‎專屬於我們的特點

488
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,311
‎我會考慮的

489
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:43,733
‎開玩笑的
‎妳當然可以替我的故事畫插圖

490
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:47,487
‎名人童書，這是美夢成真

491
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:50,240
‎還有一件事，俱樂部的事

492
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:54,118
‎我覺得妳應該再做一次人格測驗

493
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,747
‎從心出發

494
00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:01,292
‎別去想別人怎麼說，做妳自己

495
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:05,296
‎我們都有長處

496
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:07,048
‎有話要說

497
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:09,884
‎“說書人

498
00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:13,846
‎奇特又振奮人心
‎慰藉在現實生活中辛勞的人”

499
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:15,223
‎我接受

500
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:18,893
‎多虧艾希莉惠斯

501
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:20,186
‎當然還有美美

502
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,897
‎我才知道沒有成員

503
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:23,898
‎就不能當隊長

504
00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,192
‎而身為個人主義者

505
00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:28,903
‎代表會尊重所有人的獨特處

506
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:30,947
‎所以我想說的是

507
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:33,825
‎如果妳有話想跟我說

508
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:35,285
‎我會聽

509
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:37,787
‎好

510
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,834
‎有些事永遠不會改變

511
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,634
‎（根據安馬丁系列小說改編）

512
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,696
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