1 00:00:18,478 --> 00:00:21,856 "Art is an art, but hospitality is a science." 2 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:24,942 That's a direct quote from me, Claudia Kishi. 3 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:26,402 So when it was time to host 4 00:00:26,486 --> 00:00:29,155 the first official BSC sleepover of the school year, 5 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,990 I left nothing to chance. 6 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:34,911 I provided the yummiest and most clearly labeled junk food. 7 00:00:36,788 --> 00:00:39,165 I put out the snuggliest pillows. 8 00:00:41,334 --> 00:00:45,463 And I generously opened my closet to those who could use some fashion inspiration. 9 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:49,050 But one thing I didn't account for was Kristy Thomas, 10 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:52,970 our beloved president and founder, showing up with an agenda of her own. 11 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:57,683 So, we have two new members, 12 00:00:58,351 --> 00:01:00,269 and we need to integrate them properly 13 00:01:00,353 --> 00:01:02,939 according to our individual weaknesses and strengths 14 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:04,732 to harness our corporate synergy. 15 00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:08,027 Another corporation, just what America needs. 16 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:11,906 These personality tests will help maximize our growth potential 17 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:14,742 by helping us understand what we can each bring to the table. 18 00:01:14,826 --> 00:01:17,912 Watson uses them in his company. He's "the Cheerleader." 19 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,164 "Do you pay quarterly taxes 20 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:23,584 or prefer to leave finalized numbers until the end of the fiscal year?" 21 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:26,546 Should the club be paying taxes? Do I need to look into this? 22 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:29,340 Not if we're a corporation. We could hoard our profits 23 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,551 until we're bailed out by the disappearing middle class. 24 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:32,927 Think about it this way. 25 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,972 Do you finish your homework right away or wait till the last minute? 26 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:37,306 Oh, right away. 27 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:38,850 Done. 28 00:01:39,851 --> 00:01:40,852 I know myself. 29 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:42,979 I don't. 30 00:01:43,062 --> 00:01:45,439 I don't know how to answer any of these questions. 31 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:49,026 I mean, would I tell a harmless lie if I'd help land a client? 32 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:52,363 Would I return a stapler if I accidentally took it home? 33 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,533 -Mallory, just be yourself. -That's easy to say when you're you. 34 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,492 Done! 35 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:59,412 I need water. Does anyone want anything? 36 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,710 Hm. Interesting. 37 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:13,342 Ah. 38 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:14,886 I see. 39 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:17,638 What do you see? What is it? Tell us! 40 00:02:17,722 --> 00:02:21,559 OMG. Claudia, did you know you have a celebrity in your kitchen? 41 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,561 -What? Who? -Ashley Wyeth! 42 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,480 Only the coolest girl in all of Stoneybrook High. 43 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:29,567 No way! Doesn't she have, like, five million followers? 44 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,526 Uh-huh. 45 00:02:30,610 --> 00:02:33,196 And designers send her free clothes to wear. 46 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:35,948 And her speech at the New Haven March For Our Lives 47 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:36,866 went viral. 48 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,868 What's she doing at your house? 49 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,995 Who's Ashley Wyeth? 50 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,998 It's really her. 51 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:48,169 The coolest girl in Stoneybrook eating strawberries out of my fridge. 52 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,837 Oh, hi! 53 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:52,048 You're Janine's sister, right? 54 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:54,342 Even her pajamas are fashion-forward. 55 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:58,429 Ashley. We still have 14 chemical equations to balance 56 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,224 and three chapters to memorize before Monday's test. 57 00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:05,228 We're pulling an all-nighter. AP classes are no joke. 58 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:06,979 Bye, it was nice meeting you. 59 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,315 So Miss Mensa is helping her study. 60 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,233 Figures. 61 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,944 Now, how do I get her life? 62 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:14,612 The results are in. 63 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,281 First among equals, me. 64 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:20,701 "The Captain. A born leader. Brave. Determined." 65 00:03:20,785 --> 00:03:22,578 "Will never willingly leave her post." 66 00:03:22,662 --> 00:03:24,163 Next up, Claudia. 67 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,207 My beloved veep. 68 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:29,752 "The Individualist. Marches to the beat of her own drum." 69 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:32,338 "Goes her own way, and never follows the crowd." 70 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,673 Yep. Sounds about right. 71 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:37,051 Stacey is the Overachiever. 72 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:42,056 "Good at everything she sets her mind to. Precise in actions and decisions." 73 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,599 She'll always solve any problem. 74 00:03:43,683 --> 00:03:44,850 Yeah, that's me. 75 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:48,020 Mary Anne is the Philosopher. 76 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:51,649 "Contemplative, wise, and at peace when deep in thought." 77 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:52,608 Namaste. 78 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:56,362 Dawn, you're the Revolutionary. 79 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:59,323 "Fearless and always looking to make change for the better." 80 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:01,325 "Undeterred by conflict." 81 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,160 -You got that right! 82 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:05,246 Jessi is the Warrior. 83 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,415 "Stoic, goal-oriented, 84 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:10,042 and always fueled to put more wood behind the arrow." 85 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,211 Cool synergy! 86 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:13,421 We're unstoppable! 87 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,756 What's Mallory? 88 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:16,674 Right. 89 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,510 Mallory isn't anything. 90 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:25,808 Her results were inconclusive because she left so many questions blank. 91 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,352 I didn't know what the right answers were. 92 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:31,063 There's no right or wrong. That's the point. 93 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:34,483 Maybe you can try again later, when there's more time. 94 00:04:36,027 --> 00:04:39,196 Sorry. I wish I was an individualist, like Claudia. 95 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:41,824 "If you want to be an individualist, 96 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,535 you're probably not one," is what I almost said. 97 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,829 But then I remembered Ashley Wyeth next door 98 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:50,791 and the essay she published in Teen Vogue about the politics of radical empathy. 99 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,710 So I kept my mouth shut. 100 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:56,213 -But Mallory didn't. -Everything looks so pretty. 101 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,924 Almost too pretty to eat. What is it all? 102 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,135 -Waffles. 103 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:04,388 Yeah, I… I know that, but what is the other stuff? 104 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,931 Lychee, 105 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:07,600 passion fruit, 106 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:08,684 dragon fruit. 107 00:05:08,768 --> 00:05:10,519 Dragon fruit. 108 00:05:10,603 --> 00:05:12,021 That sounds so fancy. 109 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,523 Is that like a Japanese thing? 110 00:05:14,607 --> 00:05:18,194 Actually, dragon fruit and passion fruit are both indigenous to the Americas, 111 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,863 and lychees were first cultivated in Guangdong Province 112 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,907 in Southeastern China in the 11th century. 113 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,785 Janine. Always able to diffuse an awkward moment 114 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,620 with even more awkwardness. 115 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:29,121 And Ashley Wyeth, of course. 116 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:32,666 Hi, I'm Claudia. I saw you last night. 117 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:35,503 Sure. Uh, did you guys have a fun night last night? 118 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,213 -Yeah. 119 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:39,215 Are you staying for the waffles? 120 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:42,843 Ah, I'm sorry. My ride is outside. 121 00:05:42,927 --> 00:05:46,639 And I need to continue preparing for our organic chemistry examination. 122 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:48,099 Goodbye. 123 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:52,103 -It was nice meeting you all. See ya! -Bye! 124 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,397 -She is so nice. -Of course she is. 125 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,023 This isn't like an '80s movie. 126 00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:58,567 Coolness and cruelty are no longer synonymous. 127 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,320 This is app? 128 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,405 It's my new pump. 129 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:05,408 I just gave myself insulin, so now I can have a little syrup. 130 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,410 Modern medicine. 131 00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:08,452 Wonderful. 132 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:12,581 If could fix my brain to mouth. 133 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:15,584 Here, Mimi, have some berries. 134 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:16,710 -Thank you. -Yeah. 135 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:20,131 It's delicious. You're amazing, Mimi. All the Kishis are amazing. 136 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,716 You guys are awesome. We're all awesome. 137 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,512 Take a deep breath. She means well. 138 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,057 Good morning, sleepyhead-- 139 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:33,185 Oh, are you feeling okay? You don't look too good. 140 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:34,645 There's no way I'm sick. 141 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,439 It's just allergies. 142 00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:53,998 I'm fine! 143 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,459 I'm the Captain, remember? 144 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,712 Kristy, you just have strep throat. 145 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:03,716 It's not the end of the world. Watson's out getting you a bunch of stuff. 146 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:08,053 I just need you to sleep and rest and get better, and I'm gonna take this. 147 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,431 I don't care about getting better. 148 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:13,517 I care about missing a whole week of my life! 149 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,561 That's what the doctor said. A whole week? 150 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:18,731 Yeah. No school, no softball, and no babysitting. 151 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,609 -You're gonna rest and get better. 152 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:25,821 Of course, Kristy didn't want to get anyone else sick, in theory, 153 00:07:25,905 --> 00:07:28,991 but she wasn't about to let the germs rob her of her power. 154 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:32,870 Mom, we are training new members. 155 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:33,829 As president-- 156 00:07:33,913 --> 00:07:36,665 As president, you can delegate your duties. 157 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,626 Establish a chain of command. 158 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:41,962 I need my phone back. 159 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,507 -You can do that for five minutes. -Yes! 160 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:45,591 Then you're taking a nap. 161 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,176 I have to make calls for-- 162 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,386 I'm gonna come back and check on you. 163 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:52,306 I have the patient's medication. 164 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,309 They're just Tic Tacs. 165 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:56,936 Okay, okay. 166 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,980 Kristy… take this. 167 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:01,774 It's very serious. 168 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:04,693 And please take a nap. 169 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,154 -Fine. -Okay? 170 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:09,823 Come on, Karen. She needs to rest. 171 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,915 One of the many things I don't get about Kristy. 172 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,584 I'd do anything for a reason to miss school, 173 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:21,669 do my own thing, 174 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:25,589 hang out with Mimi watching daytime TV, and experimenting with papier-mâché. 175 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:29,093 But I guess that's why Kristy's the Captain and I'm the Individualist. 176 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:42,982 Oh. Hey, Claudia. 177 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:43,899 Ooh. 178 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:46,026 I love your jacket. 179 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:49,655 OMG! Did Ashley Wyeth just give me a compliment? 180 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:52,950 Thanks! Um, I actually sewed the patches on myself. 181 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,493 A bunch of them are vintage. 182 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,870 I got them at this flea market with my friend Dawn. 183 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:58,956 She's really into sustainable fashion. 184 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:02,668 Do you know Dawn? She was here the other day with the waffles, 185 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,045 but I don't know why you would know that. 186 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:07,172 Yeah. DIY outerwear is the best. 187 00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:10,175 Are you here to study with my sister again? 188 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:12,595 No. That examination is complete. 189 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:14,471 Yeah. Now we just get to hang. 190 00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:16,682 It was nice seeing you, Claud. 191 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,602 She called me Claud, like we're friends! 192 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:22,896 But wait, now she can just hang with my sister? 193 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,940 Are they friends? How? 194 00:09:25,024 --> 00:09:28,152 All Janine talks about are standardized tests, cryptocurrency, 195 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,070 and streamers on Twitch. 196 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:33,866 But confusing as this was, I didn't have time to ponder, 197 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,660 because I was about to start my first meeting as acting president 198 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:37,661 while Kristy is sick. 199 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:38,829 Okay, um-- 200 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,707 Welcome, everyone. Let's call today's meeting to order. 201 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,667 What is this? A coup? 202 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,961 Uh, Dawn, I was just about to do that. 203 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:49,256 Oh, well, as alternate officer, it's literally my job description 204 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,967 to take over the duties of any club officer who is absent, 205 00:09:52,051 --> 00:09:53,677 so I'm acting president. 206 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,056 Well, I'm the vice president. 207 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,474 The vice president takes over 208 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:01,143 when the president is unable to perform her duties. 209 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,229 It's in the Constitution. The actual one. 210 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:08,942 Um, Kristy called me and asked me to take over until she gets back. 211 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:12,279 I don't think she wanted to put pressure on you. 212 00:10:12,363 --> 00:10:15,658 Yeah, totally, and thought I might be more comfortable in a leadership role. 213 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:19,078 Oh, is that because of the stupid personality test? 214 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:22,706 Just because I'm an individualist doesn't mean I'm not a good leader. 215 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,417 Of course not, and we can absolutely dialogue about that, 216 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:28,295 but for now, since I know my time as president is limited, 217 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:31,090 I want to use this week wisely and truly make a difference. 218 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:33,092 -Like Lady Jane Grey. -Who? 219 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,594 We just learned about her in social studies. 220 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:38,055 She was the Queen of England in 1553. 221 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,391 She was only 15 and used her nine-day reign 222 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,893 to usher in major reforms. 223 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,853 Then she was beheaded. 224 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,731 Hold that thought. 225 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,319 Baby-Sitters Club. This is Dawn. 226 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:55,572 Hi, Ms. Papadakis! 227 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,575 Okay, um… 228 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:00,369 Oh. 229 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,883 Are you okay? You seem a little down. 230 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,260 It's just I… 231 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:20,597 I was really excited to be stepping up this week and acting as president, 232 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,474 but no one takes me seriously. 233 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,309 I don't think that's true. 234 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:28,147 Your Kid Kits are the best, and your room is our headquarters, and… 235 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,607 It's not the same as being the leader. 236 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,402 I mean, Kristy just went straight to Dawn. 237 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,447 Maybe Kristy just didn't know how much this meant to you. 238 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,866 Maybe you need to show her how serious you can be. 239 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,784 I'm listening. 240 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:44,079 What if you volunteer to take over all of Kristy's babysitting jobs 241 00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:46,457 for the rest of the week? You can step up that way. 242 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:50,544 You really are the Overachiever, circling back to solve problems. 243 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,046 And the good news is you'll be watching Lucy Newton. 244 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,215 -Marshmallow! -I love a squishy a baby. 245 00:11:56,717 --> 00:12:00,596 -But what's the bad news? -It's not bad news. It's just Mallory. 246 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:03,015 Kristy was supposed to be training her this week. 247 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,475 I know how much she bugs you, 248 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,436 but look at it as a chance to practice tolerance. 249 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,979 President Schafer would approve. 250 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:13,275 -Hey! Oh my gosh! 251 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,152 -That's what you get. No. -Stop it! 252 00:12:16,487 --> 00:12:19,031 She wouldn't let me call into the meeting. How was it? 253 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,784 Did people miss me? How was Dawn? What happened? 254 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,869 Do you want me to answer one at a time? 255 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,245 Just tell the truth. 256 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,414 Did it all fall apart without me? 257 00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:29,833 No. The meeting was fine. 258 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,920 -I mean, Dawn has some ideas, but-- -Ideas? What ideas? 259 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:37,716 Uh, just about dues being fairer and there would be a charity drive. 260 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,927 She wants charities to pay our dues? 261 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,512 I'm getting it mixed up. 262 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:46,391 Yeah. Whatever. Just send me the minutes. I'll figure it out. 263 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:50,145 Aren't you supposed to be resting? Eating Jell-O and bingeing fun TV? 264 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,606 Mary Anne, where are the minutes? 265 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,234 There are no minutes. 266 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,861 What do you mean, "There are no minutes"? 267 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,738 Dawn asked me not to take any. 268 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:03,408 Be more present in the moment. Stand at the corner of here and now. 269 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:04,993 But you're the secretary! 270 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,454 Kristy, rest. Now. 271 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,249 -Mom! -Bye! 272 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,375 I'll Zoom you! 273 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,421 Okay, uh, Jamie's at soccer, 274 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,631 Lucy's napping. 275 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,425 She probably won't wake up until I'm back. 276 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,053 Uh, emergency contacts are on the fridge. 277 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,055 Claudia knows everything else. 278 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,223 I'm late. Bye! 279 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,522 I wanted to dress professional for my first day. 280 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:38,485 I wish I dressed more like you. Where do you get your clothes from? 281 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:41,822 Uh, different places. Some of them I kind of make myself. 282 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,240 Maybe I should try that! 283 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,868 Although they probably wouldn't come out as cool. 284 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,370 Okay. Uh, babysitting lesson number one. 285 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,541 You don't have to take notes. This is supposed to be fun. 286 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,293 Okay, I'm sorry. 287 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,837 So for older kids, you want to have activities planned. 288 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,506 Games, stuff in your Kid Kit. But babies nap a lot, 289 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,508 so you want to plan for your downtime. 290 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:05,679 For example, I like to take advantage of the quiet to sketch. 291 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:12,019 I'm creative too, you know. I like to write. 292 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:15,480 I read this thing recently that said all great literature is two stories. 293 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:18,525 A person goes on an adventure or a person comes to town. 294 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:22,279 And I thought to myself, "What if you did both things at once?" 295 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,823 But instead of a person, it's a horse, 296 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:28,243 and the horse gallops through town to, like, the end of eternity. 297 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,288 Do you want to read some? 298 00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:35,584 I could sit here while you do and you could tell me what you think 299 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,543 or whatever. 300 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,633 It's a video from Mary Anne. 301 00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,636 Greetings from the Papadakis house. 302 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,304 We are having the best time. 303 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,181 I love being trained by Mary Anne. 304 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,559 The Warrior and the Philosopher. Like peanut butter and jelly. 305 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,146 Should we make a video of us with the baby? 306 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,232 Well, that would be sweet, but Lucy's sleeping. 307 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,652 Oh, of course. 308 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,820 Dumb idea. 309 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:09,326 Maybe I could do something else to be helpful. Like the laundry. 310 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,370 Laundry is not really a part of our job. 311 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,038 I know! I'll do the dishes. 312 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,290 That's always a help and you can't do them wrong. 313 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:30,305 So training session number one, kind of a minor disaster. 314 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,850 And not the only one brewing. 315 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,394 Mm-hm. 316 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,188 -…to the zoo on my birthday. -Yeah. I hear you. 317 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,648 That would trigger me too. 318 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,901 But he's trying to push your buttons and you need to be the strong one. 319 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,945 But what is being strong? 320 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,447 Is it telling them, "You can't go to the zoo with your father"? 321 00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:50,450 Or is it saying, "Go to the zoo," and just getting a massage? 322 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:51,368 Mm-hm. 323 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,328 It's been over 20 minutes. 324 00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:56,999 She's rewarding bad behavior. It's textbook codependency. 325 00:15:57,082 --> 00:16:00,544 …been driving full time. I'm just taking rideshare service-- 326 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,838 Hi, Natalie. Yeah, I need to free up the phone, 327 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,673 but I'll see you Thursday. 328 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,842 -Do you know where my keys are? -Okay. Bye. 329 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,051 Any idea where my-- 330 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:09,553 Seriously? 331 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,556 I know. I'm sorry, but Natalie Barrett's ex-husband took the kids 332 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,641 to a pumpkin patch with his new girlfriend, 333 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:17,936 and it's hard to hang up the phone on someone who's sobbing like that. 334 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,772 Dawn, I've been thinking about your new dues idea 335 00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:24,484 where we all pay a percentage of our earnings instead of a fixed amount. 336 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:27,279 But then if I work more, I'm covering for other people. 337 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,614 Oh, well, that's how progressive taxation works. 338 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,533 Those who have more, give more. 339 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:35,412 And I can't work as much as you since I can't sit as late and I ballet. 340 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,330 So when I pay the same amount, 341 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,833 it's a way bigger percentage of my earnings. 342 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:40,917 How is that fair? 343 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,504 And if no one's paying dues and we're still having meetings, 344 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:47,716 I'm paying for all the food on my own, unless we don't want snacks. 345 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,343 -No, we definitely still need snacks. -And another thing. 346 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,888 If we start paying a percentage of our dues to charity, 347 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,806 who gets to pick the charity? You? 348 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,892 And will it be the same charity every time? 349 00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,062 -I don't think that's very fair. -It should be different charities. 350 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,606 -The Trevor Project and JDRF… -Black Lives Matter. 351 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,150 -Hi. 352 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,486 Why did Kristy never Zoom in? 353 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:12,157 Our fearless leader, finally getting some rest. 354 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:16,328 Meanwhile, I was still trying to prove I was a team player, 355 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,829 if only to myself. 356 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,416 You think these work? My mom calls them Hammer pants. 357 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,504 I think it's because you could fit a hammer in them, 358 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,756 but I think I might look like I have a poopy diaper. 359 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,178 I brought my journal so I can write this time. 360 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,389 Good thinking, but this time Lucy's awake. 361 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,644 I have this one story that's like a post-apocalyptic adventure. 362 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,146 Darker than my usual stuff. Wanna read it? 363 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,564 Maybe later. 364 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:47,192 I could just put it in your bag. 365 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:51,446 -Can I go to the kitchen to make a snack? -Sure. 366 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,580 Frozen pizza! Can I use the oven? 367 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,500 Can you tell me how to work it? How do I use the timer? 368 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,378 Do I have to press a button twice? 369 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:10,090 Maybe we should make cookies after the pizza as a surprise. 370 00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:14,511 Then we can play some board games and I can show you my favorite stories. 371 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,180 I bought this necklace kit we can make. It's so cool. 372 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,849 My mom let me go to a craft store. 373 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,018 You can tell me how to make your favorite outfits in the world because-- 374 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,104 Mallory! I'm supposed to be training you, 375 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,314 but it feels more like I'm babysitting you. 376 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,238 Mallory, I'm… I'm sorry. 377 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,826 I don't want to talk anymore. 378 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,835 And I always thought Kristy was hard on the new girls. 379 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,591 At least she was being more independent. 380 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,177 An individualist like me. 381 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,637 Just like she wanted to be. 382 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,103 Hey, girl. How's it going? 383 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,438 Mary Anne won't answer, 384 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:09,316 and she downplays everything out of loyalty to Dawn, 385 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,443 so I'm calling you for the truth. 386 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,361 About what? 387 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,780 How it's going with the club? 388 00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,617 Um, it's going great. 389 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:19,993 Really. 390 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:21,411 Oh. 391 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,372 So you don't need me? 392 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:27,083 I guess that's good. 393 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,377 I guess. 394 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,881 The meetings have been a complete mess. Dawn is every parent's therapist, 395 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:36,593 she's trying to change the dues, and all we do is argue over various nonprofits. 396 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,429 We're totally adrift, Kristy. We need our captain. 397 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,730 I like your pants. 398 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,149 They're just normal pants. 399 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,485 You want some Skittles? 400 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,404 I hereby call this meeting to order. 401 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:03,453 Now, I've looked over the minutes that Mary Anne was instructed not to take. 402 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,371 Mary Anne! 403 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:08,458 I'm sorry, okay? I had to. They're important for record-keeping. 404 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,377 I tried to write as much as I could remember. 405 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,878 No, and it's a good thing you did. 406 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,589 Because, I have to say, Dawn, 407 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,759 there's a lot I like about your administration. 408 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,177 Really? 409 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,680 I mean, thanks. 410 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,016 I've read over your ideas, and I would like to propose the following. 411 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,895 Everyone will pay a small and manageable amount of dues 412 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,814 each week for club fees. 413 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:35,026 After that, dues will be 10% of each individual sitter's earnings. 414 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:38,571 So, on good weeks you pay a little more and bad weeks, you pay a little less. 415 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,948 -Fair. -Mm-hm. 416 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,908 -Good idea. -Charity donations. 417 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,077 We will donate 50% of our dues, 418 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,746 after expenses, once a month to one charity. 419 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,541 And rather than debating, we'll just take turns picking. 420 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,421 Stacey. 421 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,465 It'll loop back around again alphabetically, 422 00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,217 so the next person would be Mallory. 423 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,344 -Great. -I choose JDRF. 424 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,139 The Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. 425 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:08,310 They fight for a cure for type 1 diabetes and have great resources for kids like me. 426 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:11,479 That's amazing. 427 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:12,522 And, Dawn, 428 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,692 you found flaws in the system and brought important issues to light. 429 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,070 Job of a true revolutionary. I'm proud of you. 430 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:22,907 And you made decisions that took everyone's needs into consideration. 431 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,285 That's leadership. Which is why you're the Captain. 432 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,496 Oh, next on the agenda. 433 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,874 -Training. How did it go? -Loved it. 434 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,835 Even when Lenny Papadakis put glue in my hair. 435 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,173 Jessi's a natural. My work is done. 436 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,382 That's great. 437 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:40,800 Claud? 438 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,137 I have to go to the bathroom. 439 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,318 My Claudia, sit. 440 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:00,153 You make me flutters. 441 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,571 I'm sorry, Mimi. 442 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,282 Uh, what are you trying to do? 443 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,241 Book club. 444 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,202 No one can drive, 445 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:10,455 so we discuss The Nickel Boys on computer. 446 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,374 Oh, here, let me help you. 447 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:19,881 Okay. The host should let you in when the meeting starts. 448 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,174 Did you like the book? 449 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,717 Oh, yes. I like. 450 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:28,306 Mostly, I like hearing different people thoughts, ideas. 451 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,518 Makes me think different. 452 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,438 Makes me feel young again. 453 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,483 That's so well-put, Mimi. 454 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:40,276 Ashley Wyeth, 455 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:45,031 who seems to have acquired my sister's habit of silently manifesting at odd times 456 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,241 like a teen wizard. 457 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,410 You're here again. Studying? 458 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:49,494 Just hanging out. 459 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,374 Janine knows you think it's weird we're friends. 460 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:59,295 Oh, I… I didn't say that. It's just, maybe you're really into coding. 461 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,213 Maybe I am. 462 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,675 I just know Janine makes things more interesting 463 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:08,054 and she talks about all kinds of things I'd never know if we weren't friends. 464 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:11,891 Yeah. And uses words that make it so easy to understand. 465 00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:14,477 Yeah. Good for SATs though. 466 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:18,022 But once you look past all of that and really start listening to her, 467 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,650 it's just like, she is who she is. 468 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,361 It's kind of the epitome of cool. 469 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,447 Janine is who she is. 470 00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:29,325 And she has interesting things to say if you actually listen to her. 471 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,579 That's when I realized that I failed to lead, 472 00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:35,665 because I failed to listen. 473 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,420 -Can't you knock? -You have a VIP visitor. 474 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:43,840 Claudia Kishi. She actually wants to see you. 475 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:44,883 Can I come in? 476 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,971 I'll be right outside if you need me. 477 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:55,018 I wanted to say I'm sorry. 478 00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,353 You already said that. 479 00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,898 I also wanted to return these. 480 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:02,609 Oh. 481 00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:04,694 I read some of your stories last night. 482 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,571 The post-apocalyptic horse one, 483 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:09,782 and the choose your own adventure as a horse one, and they're good. 484 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,576 Like, edge-of-my-seat good. 485 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,621 You're just saying that. 486 00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:19,918 No. You're talented and imaginative and you have a voice worth listening to. 487 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,128 I'm sorry I didn't hear it at first. 488 00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:28,927 I thought, if it's okay with you, I could illustrate some of your stories. 489 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:30,470 A collaboration. 490 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:33,181 We could turn them into books and put them in our Kid Kits. 491 00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,933 A special thing that's just ours. 492 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,102 I'll think about it. 493 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,733 Just kidding. Of course you can illustrate my stories! 494 00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:47,487 A celebrity children's book. It's a dream come true. 495 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:50,240 One more thing. Club business. 496 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:54,077 I think you should take the personality test again. 497 00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:57,830 Just answer from the heart. 498 00:24:57,914 --> 00:25:01,292 Don't think about what anybody else has to say and be who you are. 499 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:05,505 We all have strengths. 500 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:06,965 Things to say. 501 00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:09,467 "The Storyteller." 502 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:13,680 "Curious and uplifting. A salve for those who toil in reality." 503 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:15,265 I'll take it. 504 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,893 And thanks to Ashley Wyeth, 505 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:20,144 and Mimi, of course, 506 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,898 I was able to see that you can't be a captain without a crew. 507 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,192 And being an individualist 508 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:28,903 means respecting what makes all of us unique. 509 00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:30,780 So what I want to say is, 510 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,825 if there's anything you want to say or tell me, 511 00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:35,243 I'm listening. 512 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:37,704 Okay. 513 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,709 Some things never change. 514 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:46,546 We go together, we go together