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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎夏日是最詭異的時節

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‎來的時候，感覺沒完沒了

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‎走的時候，感覺就像不曾發生過

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‎除了今年

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‎因為今年夏天起了大變化

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‎我媽結婚了

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‎我和朋友從營隊回到石溪鎮時

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‎我住進新房子、有了新的家人

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‎大部分的東西隨著我們一起過來

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‎但有些沒有

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‎沒有牠很難入睡

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‎我知道

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‎妳覺得牠送獸醫時
‎知道會發生什麼事嗎？

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‎牠病得很重

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‎還很痛苦

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‎牠知道獸醫會讓病痛消失

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‎也知道我們真的很愛牠

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‎大衛麥可一直鬱鬱寡歡
‎自從我們的狗路易…

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‎你知道的

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‎他的一生和我大部分的人生

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‎都有路易在門口迎接我們回家

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‎但現在牠走了

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‎來吧，我們去吃早餐吧

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‎而家也變樣了
‎儘管媽跟瓦特森很努力

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‎早安，瞌睡蟲

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‎歡迎光臨湯瑪斯布魯爾家庭自助早餐

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‎他們幹嘛每個週末都這樣？

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‎讓我們感覺更像一家人

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‎一切都很棒

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‎但對我來說，家人就是要能蹺腳

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‎用手就著盒子挖乾麥片來吃

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‎這種場面並不是

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‎不管媽做了多少水果沙拉都沒用

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‎大衛麥可，你得嚐嚐瓦特森做的鬆餅

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‎-這是招牌
‎-沒錯

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‎熱騰騰剛起鍋，有藍莓、香蕉

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‎有覆盆子巧克力脆片

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‎看看這個，小傢伙

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‎D代表大衛

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‎M代表麥可

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‎T代表湯瑪斯

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‎-很可愛吧？
‎-很可愛吧？

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‎我可以調換T和M

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‎T在中間的字母順序才對

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‎很棒，謝謝

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‎-你太棒了
‎-我愛妳

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‎大衛麥可討厭鬆餅

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‎但他不想讓瓦特森難過

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‎在過去，他會把不想吃的東西

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‎塞到桌子底下給路易

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‎現在我成了路易

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‎莉茲

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‎妳負責處理哈密瓜嗎？

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‎怎麼了，親愛的，我是

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‎先告訴妳，以後呢

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‎我喜歡切片，不是切丁

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‎當然，有些人完全沒有不自在的問題

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‎比方我的哥哥查理和山姆

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‎他們當“布魯爾家”的人…

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‎沒錯，我的語氣透露出引號

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‎兩個月了，他們一副習以為常

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‎像天天都吃鬆餅跟穿字母內褲一樣

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‎相信我，我能來這裡很幸運
‎但問題就在這裡

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‎人會感到幸運是因為
‎心裡明白自己是局外人

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‎我想念營隊、想念我的朋友、想念…

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‎史黛西

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‎我正希望能見到妳

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‎那還用說，妳怎麼來了？

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‎-妳剛好在附近嗎？
‎-山姆傳簡訊給我

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‎山姆？

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‎對，他說大家在玩水，問我想不想來

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‎妳在跟我哥交往嗎？
‎妳知道他是高二生吧？

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‎我們是朋友，我們會傳簡訊

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‎所以妳根本不是來找我的？

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‎我來是想找你們兩個一起玩

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‎嘿，史黛西

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‎我先去打個招呼

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‎-馬上回來
‎-去打招呼吧

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‎山姆！

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‎史黛西現在顯然只擁抱男生了

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‎妳在找人嗎？

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‎我叫艾曼達德蘭尼，住在同一條街

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‎我不知道社區有其他小孩
‎我是克莉絲緹

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‎我知道妳是誰

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‎妳是布魯爾先生的新…什麼的

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‎繼女

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‎這是我媽要給妳媽的
‎我不知道為什麼

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‎要是在布拉福寇特
‎我會叫她帶著信一邊去

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‎但現在，這裡看來像她的歸屬

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‎而我知道我沒有

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‎我會交給她，謝謝

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‎妳知道那是浴巾吧？

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‎妳難道是在紐澤西的穀倉出生的嗎？

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‎所以我不知道毛巾不只有一種

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‎也不知道紐澤西有什麼不對勁

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‎好吧，暑假快結束了

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‎我終於回到我的歸屬了

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‎保姆俱樂部大會現在開始

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‎克勞，那是什麼？

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‎這是富士X-T10數位相機
‎好用卻能拍出底片質感

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‎我想認真記錄今年的生活

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‎繼續說話，自然一點

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‎喔

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‎所以這也是在手工藝品電商買的？

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‎影視用品店，她過來時我帶她去買的

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‎那是第九大道的名相機店

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‎他們算我很便宜

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‎-太好了
‎-潼恩，妳曬得好黑

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‎我在南加州待了三週
‎那裡的陽光果然名不虛傳

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‎我感覺脫胎換骨

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‎這個暑假棒透了，我可以看嗎？

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‎暑假結束了

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‎保姆俱樂部正式恢復營業了

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‎我們在過去一年都有成長

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‎在外表跟個人方面都是
‎最重要的是，人數也變多了

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‎所以我想趁這個機會
‎歡迎我們的新成員…

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‎抱歉

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‎潔西

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‎下課拖延了，諾威爾老師堅持不放人

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‎我超級討厭別人遲到

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‎但我個人也同樣有成長

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‎我想啦

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‎沒關係，下不為例

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‎保姆俱樂部

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‎喬韓森醫師

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‎我們也很高興能回來

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‎星期四晚上？

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‎史黛西

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‎史黛西麥吉爾會去當保姆，到時見

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‎太有效率了

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‎順得不得了，就像上油的機器

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‎妳們好棒

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‎妳們開學第一天要穿什麼？

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‎我要穿自己漂染的帥氣復古外套

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‎搭配高腰塑膠皮革短褲
‎跟紫色馬汀鞋

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‎抱歉，我得趁今晚之前把鞋弄軟一點

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‎妳不是剛跳完芭蕾舞過來嗎？

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‎那是上課，今晚我有秋季展演彩排

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‎喔

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‎所以，最棒暑假小姐

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‎這會是最棒的秋天嗎？

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‎-什麼意思？
‎-妳和羅根啊

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‎你們在營隊挺認真的

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‎-我是說…
‎-他們接吻了

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‎好了

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‎三回合

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‎對了，那是三次的意思

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‎你們現在是男女朋友了嗎？

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‎我不知道
‎營隊結束後，我們還沒說過話

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‎瑪麗安

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‎才三星期而已
‎沒什麼，而且現在放暑假啊

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‎他說他要去肯塔基看祖父母

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‎看吧，那裡可能沒有手機訊號

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‎當然有

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‎肯塔基絕對有手機訊號

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‎如果妳想知道是不是命定
‎有一個錯不了的方法

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‎在社群媒體上跟蹤他

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‎-不
‎-不

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‎詳細比對星座命盤

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‎看你們的戀情是不是天註定

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‎搞清楚目前星座的位置

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‎兩人的生日…

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‎要不然妳也可以直接傳簡訊說想他

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‎不行

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‎妳就會這麼做啊

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‎克莉絲緹，我說過是山姆傳簡訊給我

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‎對啦

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‎安娜塔西亞伊莉莎白麥吉爾

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‎山姆湯瑪斯傳簡訊給妳
‎妳居然沒跟我說？

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‎真的沒什麼大不了的

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‎-妳是牡羊座吧？
‎-事情超大條

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‎好，他邀請我到瓦特森家玩水

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‎我大部分都跟克莉絲緹在一起

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‎但他想努力打進新社區的圈子

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‎不像某些人，克莉絲汀艾曼達湯瑪斯

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‎首先，喊起全名的是克勞蒂亞
‎不是我

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‎第二，我在我的社區有社交生活

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‎跟誰？

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‎我要去一個叫艾曼達德蘭尼的女生家

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‎約後天

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‎跟我媽一起去喝茶

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‎-聽起來很好玩
‎-高檔喔，好

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‎跟柏靈頓熊一樣

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‎才不像柏靈頓熊

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‎首先，柏靈頓熊很愛吃

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‎而且牠很友善

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‎這個家好漂亮

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‎建築細節很美

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‎樓上也一樣嗎？

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‎對

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‎我不知道妳是怎麼認識瓦特森的

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‎過程很甜蜜

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‎他想找新的辦公空間

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‎而我是代理人

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‎負責斯坦福這間由倉庫改建的物件

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‎所以妳替他做事

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‎是一起

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‎是他的房仲

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‎我一直都有工作

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‎才能養大四個小孩

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‎他們自己也在工作

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‎事實上，克莉絲緹的保姆事業很成功

204
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,325
‎-妳有事業？
‎-那同時是俱樂部

205
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,076
‎保姆俱樂部

206
00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,536
‎太好了

207
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,999
‎你們真的中樂透了，對吧？

208
00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:47,671
‎那女的好大膽

209
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:51,008
‎敢取笑我的工作？說我們中樂透？

210
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,426
‎她以為她是誰啊？

211
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,303
‎我跟妳說了，她看起來很勢利

212
00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:58,641
‎妳說得對，放心吧
‎我們不會再過去了

213
00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,935
‎我想不是所有鄰居
‎都能像克勞蒂亞和瑪麗安一樣

214
00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:02,978
‎天啊

215
00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:06,732
‎她說房地產嗎？房地產

216
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,902
‎對，那就是我的工作
‎我是房地產經紀人，老天

217
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:13,405
‎選一張牌

218
00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:17,201
‎這能讓我們知道
‎他怎麼看待妳和你們的關係

219
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,582
‎-嗨
‎-好，我們出門了

220
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:27,336
‎我們會帶甜點回來
‎他們的紅蘿蔔蛋糕好吃得要死

221
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,462
‎對不起，那是什麼？

222
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:29,588
‎魔術師

223
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:34,093
‎象徵生命無恆常，但也有新契機

224
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:38,347
‎好，在召喚惡魔前先寫好功課

225
00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:41,183
‎-爸，你太嚴格了
‎-走吧

226
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,309
‎沒事

227
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,771
‎接下來是星座圖

228
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,273
‎妳是太陽處女

229
00:10:49,108 --> 00:10:50,067
‎月亮處女

230
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,861
‎上升處女

231
00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:54,363
‎三個處女

232
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,907
‎非常罕見

233
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:58,742
‎什麼意思？

234
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,078
‎妳很有條理，非常注重細節

235
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,373
‎我們來看他的，然後交叉比對合不合

236
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,250
‎-好
‎-他生日是幾號？

237
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,167
‎1月10日

238
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:10,671
‎摩羯座，讚喔

239
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,549
‎出生地？

240
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,385
‎-肯塔基？
‎-什麼城市？

241
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,264
‎幾點幾分出生？

242
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,645
‎-手機給我
‎-不！別打給他

243
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,731
‎好，我只是要他的號碼

244
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,232
‎別擔心，我隱藏號碼了

245
00:11:31,442 --> 00:11:33,569
‎-響了
‎-我要吐了

246
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,160
‎喂？

247
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,494
‎布魯諾先生

248
00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:45,873
‎我叫艾絲佩蘭薩…

249
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,669
‎肯辛頓

250
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,255
‎美國普查局的人

251
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:56,091
‎我打來是因為你的表格遺漏一些資料

252
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:57,885
‎我好像沒填過表格

253
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,221
‎那我很高興我查到你，布魯諾先生

254
00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:05,350
‎回覆美國普查是
‎本國最重要的公民義務之一

255
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,352
‎我只需要確認你的出生日期

256
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,229
‎2007年1月10日

257
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:11,648
‎-出生地？
‎-肯塔基州路易斯維

258
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,234
‎嚴格來說，我們當時住在布隆非

259
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,152
‎所以我不確定

260
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,528
‎確切出生時間？

261
00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:19,239
‎羅根，你又亂提供個資了嗎？

262
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,157
‎不，媽

263
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:25,996
‎瑪麗安和潼恩向靈界尋求答案的同時

264
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,540
‎我思念起某個靈魂

265
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,177
‎我不知道碗在哪裡

266
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,515
‎我可以吃麥片嗎？

267
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,517
‎妳可以吃麥片嗎？

268
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,477
‎當然可以

269
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,687
‎這是妳家，克莉絲緹

270
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,482
‎妳可以吃啊，我幫妳

271
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,276
‎先告訴妳，碗在那裡

272
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,320
‎-好
‎-妳可以去拿牛奶嗎？

273
00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,613
‎-好
‎-讚

274
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,457
‎謝謝

275
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,919
‎微濕比較好吃

276
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:18,549
‎好，過來我吃宵夜的角落

277
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,353
‎妳知道妳隨時可以找我說話吧？

278
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,188
‎隨時隨地

279
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,654
‎不說也行

280
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,281
‎對，我們可以不要說話

281
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:47,035
‎我們可以在大半夜默默相處

282
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,040
‎-我要把這個收起來
‎-好

283
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,709
‎-放到安全的地方
‎-好

284
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,003
‎瓦特森？

285
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,630
‎謝謝

286
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,431
‎她一副我們一走就準備擦家裡

287
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:12,185
‎還說我媽“中樂透”

288
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,146
‎-妳們相信嗎？
‎-不太好

289
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,982
‎但也許她的意思是瓦特森是好人

290
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,400
‎對，也許她只是內向

291
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,444
‎有些人認為別人很勢利

292
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,571
‎其實他們只是不懂跟人相處

293
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,740
‎別再自我投射到德蘭尼太太身上了

294
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,159
‎還有，她堅持叫她“德蘭尼太太”

295
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,453
‎不能叫名字，她說得很清楚

296
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,040
‎克莉絲緹，她是大人
‎這只是尊重吧？

297
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,210
‎星座命盤算得如何？

298
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,129
‎合不合沒有定論

299
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,839
‎沒有確切出生時間

300
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,634
‎會跟雜誌談星座一樣不科學

301
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:44,801
‎是嗎，艾絲佩蘭薩？

302
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,303
‎好，該進行B計畫了

303
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,471
‎降靈會？

304
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:51,934
‎男人是視覺動物
‎我剛買了高級新相機

305
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,560
‎天啊，拍照嗎？

306
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:56,605
‎妳要做什麼？
‎拍張照片偷塞進他的置物櫃？

307
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,273
‎IG是全世界的置物櫃

308
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,984
‎-我以為妳討厭社群媒體
‎-這是達到目的的手段

309
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,528
‎-我們幫妳註冊帳號
‎-他會私訊把妳

310
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,280
‎然後從此幸福快樂

311
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:10,869
‎妳也可以像正常女人一樣打給他

312
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,872
‎我做不到

313
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:17,250
‎他在營隊時很喜歡她
‎那還不到一個月

314
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,086
‎他們幾乎黏在一起

315
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,880
‎他現在突然不知道她還活著

316
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,091
‎只因為她搭公車走了？

317
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,427
‎我說完了

318
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,348
‎喂，保姆俱樂部
‎我是部長克莉絲緹湯瑪斯

319
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,476
‎我是德蘭尼太太
‎我週日下午需要保姆

320
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,561
‎週日下午？請稍等

321
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:42,192
‎《石溪莊園》的德蘭尼夫人打來了

322
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,069
‎她需要保姆照顧艾曼達

323
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,781
‎妳不是說她跟我同年嗎？
‎她為什麼需要保姆？

324
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,326
‎-有錢人跟妳我不一樣
‎-雜貨店女繼承人如是說

325
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:54,496
‎是一家雜貨店，那在20年前就賣了

326
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,415
‎我也想引領改變風潮

327
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,166
‎克莉絲緹

328
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,211
‎妳是那天下午唯一有空的人

329
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,381
‎不要，為什麼要我去？
‎說她我在清水溝

330
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,674
‎或是上公立學校

331
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,759
‎只要她覺得很瞎的話都說

332
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,302
‎我們都上公立學校

333
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,639
‎克莉絲緹，她只是勢利眼，妳有專業

334
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:13,890
‎妳可以的

335
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,978
‎我來當妳的保姆，謝謝

336
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,398
‎做得好

337
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,527
‎告訴妳，我不需要保姆

338
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,904
‎妳媽似乎不這麼認為

339
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:32,075
‎那只是因為我被抓到偷溜出去

340
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,952
‎見我男友

341
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,998
‎妳不覺得妳這年紀交男友太小了？

342
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,542
‎我要去看電視，拿一瓶氣泡水給我

343
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,962
‎對，我是專業人士

344
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,797
‎她屬於這裡，我不是

345
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:50,135
‎但也許我能把她帶到我的地盤

346
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:54,056
‎我本來想問妳要不要來我家

347
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:57,851
‎跟我的帥兄弟一起玩
‎但妳不會有興趣的

348
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,145
‎因為妳有男友了

349
00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:04,983
‎-往這邊一點
‎-來，向這邊

350
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,109
‎-對
‎-好

351
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,904
‎對，把手舉起來，對，好

352
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,572
‎快樂、無憂無慮

353
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:13,158
‎年輕、戀愛中、人在巴黎

354
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,743
‎我不在巴黎

355
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,996
‎-可惜我們都不是
‎-沒關係，我想我們拍到一張了

356
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,958
‎臭臉照能用
‎就像1990年代的英國模特兒

357
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,294
‎只要過濾鏡就好
‎史黛西，準備好了嗎？

358
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,589
‎對，《再會瑪麗安》準備好了

359
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:30,175
‎但我用諧音“縫”來做
‎李歐納那首歌的雙關語

360
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,384
‎因為妳喜歡縫紉

361
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,011
‎我是喜歡編織

362
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,221
‎很相近啊

363
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:38,016
‎有個“羅根布魯諾CT”
‎已經在追蹤妳了

364
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,727
‎-真的嗎？好，我要傳了
‎-我來貼文

365
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:46,358
‎天啊，他按讚了，他私訊了，有用了

366
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,818
‎好，我看看

367
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,780
‎羅根布魯諾會養迷你豬嗎

368
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,783
‎還是他就是迷你豬？

369
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,202
‎刪掉

370
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,246
‎-快刪掉
‎-好，我刪

371
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:04,543
‎我的朋友意外被在社群媒體
‎異常活躍的一隻迷你豬網路詐騙

372
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:08,547
‎但我的現實生活詐騙
‎完全按照計畫進行

373
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,464
‎他？

374
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:13,343
‎我是說，我居然費心去計畫

375
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,429
‎我只說我的帥兄弟，可沒說哪一個

376
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,724
‎大衛麥可，這是住同條街的艾曼達

377
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:22,602
‎嗨，妳想看電影嗎？我可以重放

378
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,187
‎那是狗的床嗎？

379
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,857
‎-對，我的狗路易
‎-牠在哪裡？

380
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,610
‎牠的心臟得了癌症

381
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,405
‎你怎麼會拿牠的床？

382
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:37,409
‎床還是有牠的味道
‎能讓我假裝牠還在

383
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,870
‎你跟我媽一樣

384
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:43,373
‎她很迷動物，她只有動物朋友

385
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,624
‎我懂

386
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:49,171
‎所以她才覺得她得花錢請人陪我

387
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,839
‎因為她以為我跟她一樣

388
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,299
‎我不是故意偷聽

389
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,843
‎其實，我當然是故意偷聽

390
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:58,847
‎但我突然發現
‎我沒看過艾曼達跟別的小孩往來過

391
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,224
‎沒有兄弟姊妹、沒有朋友

392
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,350
‎妳喜歡動物嗎？

393
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,102
‎有時候比人更喜歡

394
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,980
‎艾曼達或許是勢利鬼，可是…

395
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,608
‎她也很寂寞

396
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:13,153
‎克莉絲緹，聽說
‎妳昨天找艾曼達德蘭尼過來玩

397
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:17,199
‎艾曼達德蘭尼想攀權附貴
‎卻沒有說話技巧

398
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:22,120
‎好，我今天早上跟她媽玩混打

399
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,079
‎我想也是

400
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,498
‎艾曼達顯然玩得很開心

401
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,416
‎是嗎？

402
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,919
‎對，因此她媽邀請我們全家

403
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,962
‎明天去他們家的慈善活動

404
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,673
‎真的嗎？我感覺被這個女人羞辱了

405
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,634
‎什麼？這是什麼意思？

406
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,969
‎拜託，喝茶？慈善活動？

407
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,764
‎接下來，她會說我是舞會皇后

408
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,974
‎然後倒一桶豬血在我頭上

409
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,602
‎-她為什麼要那麼做？
‎-她不會的

410
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,645
‎那是電影

411
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,522
‎親愛的，她在釋出善意
‎我已經跟她說我們會去了

412
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,733
‎連問都沒問過我？

413
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,527
‎我沒有理由認為會有問題啊

414
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,405
‎會很棒的，妳會認識更多社區的人

415
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:01,159
‎我不需要再認識這個社區的人

416
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,162
‎我這個樂透得主要待在家裡

417
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,121
‎好嗎？

418
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,290
‎莉茲？別這樣

419
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,584
‎抱歉，各位，我馬上回來

420
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:10,627
‎莉茲？

421
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,134
‎我讀過樂透得主的一篇報導

422
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,929
‎很多人中了大獎，卻在一年後就花光

423
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,681
‎就像沒這回事一樣

424
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,725
‎-爸爸，莉茲要來嗎？
‎-她晚點會來找我們

425
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,645
‎因為實現要什麼就有什麼的夢想

426
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,481
‎最讓人覺得沒資格擁有

427
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,109
‎你們看

428
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,778
‎這就是慈善活動？

429
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:41,741
‎這本來是驚喜的

430
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:44,244
‎爸爸，我可以去看獲救蜥蜴嗎？

431
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,746
‎妳當然可以去看獲救蜥蜴，去吧

432
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,082
‎-你們來了
‎-我們來了，嗨

433
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,001
‎-嗨，很高興見到你
‎-我也是

434
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,045
‎艾曼達跟我說了路易的事

435
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,005
‎我很遺憾

436
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,132
‎我知道什麼都取代不了牠

437
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,843
‎但我們每兩個月會舉辦領養活動

438
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,387
‎我想說或許你能在這裡找到新朋友

439
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,972
‎我覺得牠可能適合

440
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:06,808
‎牠是關閉繁殖場來的狗狗

441
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,394
‎牠和牠的兄弟被棄養了

442
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,395
‎但牠很窩心

443
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,023
‎牠的毛也讓我想到你的頭髮

444
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,608
‎看來牠選了你了

445
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,027
‎對吧？

446
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,573
‎所以你要給牠取什麼名字？

447
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,284
‎妳來了

448
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,579
‎妳叫什麼名字？

449
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,873
‎夏儂

450
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,667
‎我們叫牠夏儂吧

451
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,087
‎好，嗨，夏儂

452
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,342
‎所以我想我們那天都學到重要的一課

453
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,218
‎那就是勢利鬼也愛狗

454
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:46,139
‎開玩笑的
‎我是說德蘭尼家絕對有膚淺的地方

455
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,808
‎也有詭異的人際問題

456
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,935
‎但人不可貌相

457
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:55,774
‎這我們都知道
‎但我那天確實學到另一件事

458
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:57,067
‎來，拿去

459
00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:01,780
‎妳想要感覺有歸屬
‎最好的方法就是裝出樣子來

460
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:02,739
‎嘿，克莉絲緹

461
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,449
‎嘿

462
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,204
‎我很高興妳能來

463
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,372
‎大家都來了

464
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,289
‎嘿

465
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:20,924
‎好喔

466
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,550
‎泳裝很好看

467
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,220
‎怎麼了？妳待會是要養蜂嗎？

468
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:26,763
‎我爸是天生紅髮

469
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,307
‎他也覺得我對太陽過敏，不好笑啦

470
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,184
‎-很好笑啊
‎-我會跟他說

471
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,478
‎-我也是，以紅髮的身分
‎-一點點啦

472
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,907
‎有時候，家就在原本的地方

473
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,492
‎而其他時候

474
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,578
‎-瑪麗安？
‎-不，我是說，好

475
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:51,496
‎我是說

476
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,123
‎嗨

477
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,250
‎-嗨
‎-你怎麼來了？

478
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,334
‎我打給他

479
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,044
‎你得對它敞開胸懷

480
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,941
‎（根據安馬汀系列小說改編）

481
00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:22,003
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