1 00:00:13,598 --> 00:00:15,683 Summertime is the weirdest time. 2 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:18,352 When it's happening, it feels like it'll last forever, 3 00:00:18,436 --> 00:00:21,314 and then when it's over, it feels like it never happened at all. 4 00:00:21,397 --> 00:00:23,232 Except for this one, 5 00:00:23,316 --> 00:00:26,819 because this was the summer when everything changed. 6 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:30,907 My mom got married, and when my friends and I got back to Stoneybrook from camp, 7 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:33,993 I had a new house, a new family. 8 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,038 Most of our stuff came with us, 9 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,957 but some things didn't. 10 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,544 It's hard to sleep without him. 11 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:46,255 I know. 12 00:00:51,803 --> 00:00:55,139 Do you think he knew it was gonna happen when they took him to the vet? 13 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,266 He was so sick, buddy. 14 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,353 And he was in a lot of pain. 15 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:03,106 He knew the vet would make it go away. 16 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:06,359 And he knew we really loved him. 17 00:01:08,027 --> 00:01:11,614 David Michael had been like this pretty much every day since our dog Louie, 18 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,407 well, you know. 19 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:16,410 His whole life, most of mine too, 20 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,789 Louie had been waiting at the door for us to get home. 21 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:22,291 But now he was gone. 22 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:25,962 Come on. Let's go get some breakfast. 23 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:32,927 And home wasn't home anymore. Not that Mom and Watson weren't trying. 24 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,346 Good morning, sleepyheads. 25 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,850 Welcome to the Thomas-Brewer family breakfast buffet! 26 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,645 Why do they do this every weekend? 27 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,480 To make us feel more like a family. 28 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,524 It was all really nice, 29 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:49,068 but, to me, family is when you can put your feet up 30 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:51,779 and eat dry cereal out of the box with your hands. 31 00:01:51,863 --> 00:01:53,573 This was not that, 32 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:55,867 no matter how much fruit salad my mom made. 33 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:59,412 David Michael, you have got to taste the pancakes that Watson made. 34 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,247 -They're his specialty. -Yes, they are. 35 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:04,584 Hot off the griddle. I got blueberry. I got banana. 36 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,878 I got raspberry chocolate chip. 37 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:10,423 And check this out, little man, a D for David, 38 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,675 M for Michael, 39 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,468 and T for Thomas. 40 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,554 -Isn't that cute? -Isn't that cute? 41 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,347 I can switch the T and the M. 42 00:02:18,431 --> 00:02:20,892 For a proper monogram, the T should be in the middle. 43 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,351 It's great, Watson. Thanks. 44 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:24,520 -You're so amazing. -I love you. 45 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:26,522 David Michael hates pancakes, 46 00:02:26,606 --> 00:02:28,649 but he doesn't want to make Watson feel bad. 47 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:31,027 In the old days, he'd slip whatever he didn't want 48 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,361 to Louie under the table. 49 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:34,197 Now I'm Louie. 50 00:02:36,616 --> 00:02:37,450 Liz, 51 00:02:39,035 --> 00:02:41,120 are you responsible for the cantaloupe? 52 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:43,164 Why, yes, sweetheart. I am. 53 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,333 Just so you know for the future, 54 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,878 I prefer them cut into wedges, not cubes. 55 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:53,049 Of course, some people don't worry about feeling comfortable at all. 56 00:02:53,132 --> 00:02:55,509 Take my older brothers, Charlie and Sam. 57 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:56,969 They've been "Brewers," 58 00:02:57,053 --> 00:03:00,765 and yes, those are quotation marks you hear in my voice, for two months now, 59 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:04,185 and they act like they've had everything from their pancakes to their underwear 60 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,103 monogrammed their whole lives. 61 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:09,440 Believe me, I am lucky to be here, but that's the thing. 62 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,568 When you feel lucky, it's because a part of you knows you don't belong. 63 00:03:12,652 --> 00:03:15,238 I miss camp. I miss my friends. I miss… 64 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:16,405 Stacey! 65 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:19,700 Hey! I was hoping I'd see you. 66 00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:21,869 Duh. What are you doing here? 67 00:03:21,953 --> 00:03:24,413 -Were you just in the neighborhood? -Oh, Sam texted me. 68 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,123 Sam? 69 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:29,669 Yeah. He said some people were hanging, and did I want to come. 70 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:32,713 Are you dating my brother now? You know he's a sophomore, right? 71 00:03:32,797 --> 00:03:34,840 We're friends who text. 72 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,302 So you… you  didn't come to hang out with me at all? 73 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:40,554 I came hoping to hang out with both of you. 74 00:03:42,515 --> 00:03:43,391 Hey, Stacey. 75 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:45,518 I'm just gonna go say hi for one sec. 76 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,019 -Be back. -Go say hi. 77 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:48,187 Sam! 78 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:53,484 Stacey just hugs boys now apparently. 79 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:02,827 Hey, are you looking for someone? 80 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,288 My name is Amanda Delaney. I live down the street. 81 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:08,040 I didn't know there were other kids in the neighborhood. I'm Kristy. 82 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:10,293 I know who you are. You're Mr. Brewer's new… 83 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:13,212 -Whatever you are. -Stepdaughter. 84 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,381 For your mother from mine. I have no idea why. 85 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:16,716 Back on Bradford Court, 86 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:19,635 I would've told her what she could do with her envelope, but now, 87 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:21,971 well, she looked like she belonged here, 88 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:23,180 and I knew I didn't. 89 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,265 I'll give it to her. 90 00:04:24,849 --> 00:04:25,683 Thanks. 91 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:30,479 You know that's a bath towel, right? 92 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:33,983 What, were you born in a barn or, like, New Jersey? 93 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,904 So I didn't know there was more than one kind of towel, 94 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:40,865 or what was wrong with New Jersey. 95 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,492 Oh well. The summer was almost over, 96 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:46,662 and I was finally back where I belong. 97 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:49,957 This meeting of The Baby-Sitters Club will come to order. 98 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,667 Claude, what is that? 99 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:54,879 Oh, it's a Fuji X-T10. Ease of digital, look of film. 100 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,964 I just thought I'd really document this year. 101 00:04:57,048 --> 00:04:59,133 -Just keep talking and act natural. -Oh. 102 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:02,636 Um, did you get that one on Etsy too? 103 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,722 B&H. I took her when she came to the city. 104 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,017 It's this really famous camera store on 9th Avenue. 105 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,186 And they gave me a very good price. 106 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:13,189 -Great. -Ooh, Dawn, you look super tan. 107 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:16,484 Three weeks in Southern California where the sun shines as advertised. 108 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,652 I feel like a whole new person. 109 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:21,155 It was the best summer ever. Ooh, can I see? 110 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,782 Well, summer's over now, 111 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:26,660 and The Baby-Sitters Club is officially back in business. 112 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,579 We've all grown over this past year, 113 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:33,626 physically, personally, and most importantly, in number. 114 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:37,630 So I would like to take this opportunity to welcome our newest member… 115 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,216 Hi! Sorry. 116 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,053 Jessi. 117 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:48,015 Class went late and Madame Noelle is super strict about everyone staying 118 00:05:48,099 --> 00:05:49,058 to the very end. 119 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,228 I really, really hate people being late, 120 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:55,272 but I, too, have experienced some personal growth. 121 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:56,816 I think. 122 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:59,068 It's okay. This time. 123 00:06:02,238 --> 00:06:03,155 Baby-Sitters Club. 124 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:06,117 Dr. Johanssen! 125 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,618 We're glad to be back too. 126 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:09,245 Thursday night? 127 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:12,498 -Stacey. -Stacey McGill will be your sitter. 128 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:15,000 -We'll see you then. -That was like clockwork. 129 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:18,003 Smooth as silk. A well-oiled machine. 130 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:19,880 You guys are awesome. 131 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,885 Um, what are you guys wearing for the first day of school? 132 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:28,514 Ooh, I have this amazing vintage blazer that I bleach-dyed myself, 133 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:31,434 high-waisted pleather shorts, and my purple Docs. 134 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:37,773 Sorry. I just have to break them in a little bit before tonight. 135 00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:39,817 Didn't you just come from ballet? 136 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,945 That was class. Tonight I have rehearsals for the fall showcase. 137 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,071 Oh. 138 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,907 So, Miss Best Summer Ever, 139 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:49,243 is it going to be the best fall ever? 140 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,245 -What do you mean? -You and Logan. 141 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,539 Things were getting pretty serious at camp. 142 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,749 -I… I mean-- -They kissed. 143 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:56,834 Stop. 144 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:57,877 Thrice. 145 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,713 That means three, by the way. 146 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:04,258 So, are you guys, like, fully boyfriend and girlfriend now? 147 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:07,303 I don't know. We haven't talked since the end of camp. 148 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:08,220 Mary Anne! 149 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:11,432 It's only been three weeks. That's like nothing. Plus, it's summer. 150 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:14,018 He said he was going to his grandparents in Kentucky. 151 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,812 See, they probably don't have cell reception there. 152 00:07:16,896 --> 00:07:18,063 Yes, they do. 153 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:20,608 They absolutely have cell reception in Kentucky. 154 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:23,819 If you wanna see if it's meant to be, there's one foolproof way to know. 155 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:25,196 Stalk him on social media. 156 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:26,906 -No. -No. 157 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,866 Compare your detailed astrological charts 158 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,994 to find out if your love is truly written in the stars. 159 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,913 We'll figure out the position of the planets 160 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,207 at the moment of both of your births-- 161 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:40,252 Or, get this, you could just text him and tell him you miss him. 162 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:45,299 No. 163 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,801 -It's what you would do. -Kristy. 164 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,012 I told you, Sam texted me! 165 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,180 Right. 166 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,681 Anastasia Elizabeth McGill, 167 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:55,017 Sam Thomas texted you and you didn't tell me? 168 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,435 It's not that big a deal. 169 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:57,978 You're an Aries, right? 170 00:07:58,062 --> 00:08:00,814 Okay. He invited me to hang out by the pool at Watson's, 171 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:02,483 and I mostly hung out with Kristy. 172 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:05,444 But he's making an effort to have some kind of social life 173 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:06,737 in his new neighborhood. 174 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:10,199 Unlike some people I know, Kristin Amanda Thomas. 175 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:13,702 First of all, Claudia broke out the full names, not me. 176 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:17,540 And second of all, I do have a social life within my neighborhood. 177 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,166 -Hm. -Who's that with? 178 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:22,169 I'm going over to this girl Amanda Delaney's house 179 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:23,295 in a couple of days. 180 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:26,215 With my mother, for tea. 181 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,925 -For tea. -Fancy. Okay. 182 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,344 It's just like Paddington. 183 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:34,139 It was not like Paddington. 184 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:36,767 For one thing, Paddington likes to eat. 185 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,771 And Paddington is friendly. 186 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:47,069 This is a beautiful home. 187 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:47,987 Hmm. 188 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,447 The architectural detail is lovely. 189 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,992 Is it the same upstairs? 190 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:54,493 Yes. 191 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,084 I am not sure I know how you met Watson. 192 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:05,045 Oh, it's really sweet, actually. 193 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:10,259 Yeah, um, he was looking for new office space, 194 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,552 and I was the listing agent 195 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:14,346 on this converted warehouse development in Stamford. 196 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:15,848 Oh, so you worked for him. 197 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:17,141 With him. 198 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,226 Well, as his Realtor. 199 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,020 I've always worked. 200 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,897 Um, that's how I support my four children. 201 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:25,983 They work themselves. 202 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:31,864 In fact, Kristy has a very successful babysitting business. 203 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,366 -You have a business? -It's also a club. 204 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:36,076 The Baby-Sitters Club. 205 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,995 That is wonderful. Hm. 206 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,915 Well, you all really won the lottery, didn't you? 207 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,671 The nerve of that woman! 208 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:51,008 Making fun of my job? We won the lottery? 209 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,426 Who does she think she is? 210 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,303 I told you she seemed snobby. 211 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:55,804 Yeah, well, you're right. 212 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:58,599 And don't you worry, we are never going there again. 213 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:01,769 I guess not all neighbors can be Claudia and Mary Anne. 214 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:02,853 Good God! 215 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:06,732 Did she say real estate? I mean, real estate. 216 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,902 Yes, that's what I do. I'm a real estate agent. For God-- 217 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:13,697 Pick a card. 218 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,950 This will tell us how he views you and your relationship. 219 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,582 -Hi. -Okay, we're off. 220 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:26,710 Yeah, we'll bring you back dessert. They do a carrot cake you could die for. 221 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,462 Uh-huh. Sorry, what's that? 222 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:29,505 The Magician, 223 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:34,093 symbolizing the inconstancy of life, but also new opportunities. 224 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:38,347 Okay, just, you know, finish your homework before you summon the Devil. 225 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,766 -Dad, you're so strict. -Come on. 226 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,309 It's okay. 227 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,771 Next, star charts. 228 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,273 Yours is Virgo sun, 229 00:10:49,108 --> 00:10:50,067 Virgo moon, 230 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,861 Virgo Rising. 231 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:54,363 Triple Virgo. 232 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,907 It's… very rare. 233 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:58,742 What does it mean? 234 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,078 You're organized and extremely detail-oriented. 235 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,373 We'll do his and cross-reference it for compatibility. 236 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,250 -Okay. -What's his birthday? 237 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,167 January 10th. 238 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:10,671 Capricorn. Great for you. 239 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,799 Place of birth? 240 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,385 -Uh, Kentucky? -What city? 241 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:19,680 Exact time of birth? 242 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,729 -Give me your phone. -No, Dawn! Don't call him. 243 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,731 Okay, I'm just getting his number. 244 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,232 Don't worry. Mine's blocked. 245 00:11:31,442 --> 00:11:33,569 -It's ringing. -I'm gonna throw up. 246 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,160 Hello? 247 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,494 Mr. Bruno, 248 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:45,873 this is Esperanza… 249 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,669 Kensington 250 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,255 from the United States Census Bureau. 251 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:56,091 I'm calling about some missing data from your form. 252 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:57,760 I don't think I filled out any forms. 253 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:01,221 Ah, well then, I'm very glad I caught you, Mr. Bruno. 254 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:05,350 Answering the US Census is one of our nation's most important civic duties. 255 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,352 I just need to confirm your date of birth. 256 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,229 January 10th, 2007. 257 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:11,648 -Place of birth? -Born in Louisville, Kentucky. 258 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,359 Technically, we were living in Bloomfield at the time. 259 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,528 -I'm not sure. -Exact time of birth? 260 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:19,239 Logan, are you giving out personal information again? 261 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,157 No, Mom. 262 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:25,996 While Mary Anne and Dawn were looking to the spirit world for answers, 263 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,540 I was missing one spirit in particular. 264 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,174 Um… 265 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,219 I didn't know where the bowls were. 266 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,515 Is it okay if I have some cereal? 267 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,975 Is it okay if you have some cereal? 268 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,310 Of course it's okay. 269 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,687 This is your house, Kristy. 270 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,482 You can… Yes! Uh, here, let me help you. 271 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,276 Um, just so you know, the bowls are right there. 272 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,320 -Okay. -Would you grab us some milk? 273 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,613 -Yeah. -Cool. 274 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,040 Thank you. 275 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,002 It's better when it's a little soggy. 276 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:18,549 Okay, come over to my little midnight-snack nook. 277 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,353 You know you can always talk to me, right? 278 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,146 Anytime you want. 279 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,281 Or not talk. Yeah, I mean, we can… we can not talk. 280 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,116 We can just hang out 281 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,785 in companionable silence in the middle of the night. 282 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,082 -I'm gonna put this away. -Oh, okay. 283 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,584 -Somewhere safe. -Yeah. 284 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:55,794 Oh, Watson? 285 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,463 Thank you. 286 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,431 She acted like she was going to wipe down the furniture the minute we left, 287 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:12,185 and she said that my mom "won the lottery." 288 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,146 -Can you believe it? -It's not great. 289 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,982 But maybe she meant 'cause Watson's such a nice guy. 290 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,400 Yeah, or maybe she's shy. 291 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,444 Some people think other people are snobby, 292 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,571 when in reality they're just socially awkward. 293 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,740 Stop projecting yourself onto Mrs. Delaney. 294 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,159 Also, it's Mrs. Delaney. 295 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,453 No first name. She made that very clear. 296 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,040 Well, Kristy, she is an adult. Isn't that just respectful? 297 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,210 So how's the astrology going? 298 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,129 Compatibility inconclusive. 299 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,839 Without an exact time of birth, 300 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,634 it's about as unscientific as a magazine horoscope. 301 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:44,801 Is it, Esperanza? 302 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,303 Okay. Time for Plan B. 303 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,471 A séance? 304 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:52,059 Men are visual creatures, and I just got a fancy new camera. 305 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,518 OMG, photo shoot? 306 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:56,605 What're you gonna do? Take a picture of Mary Anne and sneak it into his locker? 307 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,273 Instagram, the world's locker. 308 00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,984 -I thought you hated social media. -It's a means to an end. 309 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,362 -We'll make you an account. -He'll slide into your DMs. 310 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,280 -And then happily ever after. 311 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:10,869 Or you could just call him on the phone like a normal human woman. 312 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,872 I can't do that. 313 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:17,250 He liked her in camp, which was less than a month ago. 314 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,086 They were practically inseparable. 315 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,504 And now, all of a sudden, 316 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:24,091 he doesn't know she's alive because she got on a bus? 317 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,427 And mic drop. 318 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:31,640 Hello, Baby-Sitters Club. This is President Kristy Thomas speaking. 319 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,559 This is Mrs. Delaney. I need a babysitter for Sunday afternoon. 320 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,603 Sunday afternoon? Hold, please. 321 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:42,192 Why, it's Stoneybrook Abbey's very own Mrs. Delaney. 322 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,069 She needs a sitter for Amanda. 323 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,781 Wait, didn't you say she was my age? Why does she need a sitter? 324 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,326 -The rich are different from you and me. -Says the grocery store heiress. 325 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:54,496 One grocery store, which was sold, like, 20 years ago. 326 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,165 -And I try to be the change. 327 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,166 Kristy, 328 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,211 you're the only one free that afternoon. 329 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,381 No. Why? Tell her I'm cleaning the gutters. 330 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,674 Or going to public school. 331 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,759 Or anything she thinks is socially unacceptable. 332 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,302 We all go to public school. 333 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,639 Kristy, she's just a snob. You're the professional one. 334 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:13,890 You got this. 335 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,728 I'll be your sitter. Thank you. 336 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,398 Good job. 337 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,652 Just so you know, I don't need a babysitter. 338 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,904 Your mother seems to think otherwise. 339 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:32,034 Only because I, um, got caught sneaking out 340 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,827 to see my boyfriend. 341 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,956 Don't you think you're a little young for a boyfriend? 342 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,042 I'm gonna watch TV. Get me a Pellegrino. 343 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,962 So yeah, I was a professional. 344 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,797 She belonged here, I didn't. 345 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:48,842 But maybe I could get her on my own turf, 346 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,135 such as it was. 347 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,056 You know, I was going to see if you wanted to come by my house 348 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:57,601 to hang out with my cute brother, but you wouldn't be interested, 349 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,895 because you have a boyfriend. 350 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,983 -A little this way. -Here, face this way. 351 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,109 -Okay. -Yeah. 352 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,904 Yeah, put your arm up. Yes, give it to me. 353 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:13,075 Fun. Carefree. You're young. You're in love, and you're in Paris. 354 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,743 I'm not in Paris. 355 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,996 -Sadly, none of us are. -It's okay. I think we got one. 356 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,958 The sullenness kind of works in a '90s British model kind of way. 357 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,294 We'll just slap a filter on it. All ready, Stace? 358 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,589 Yep. "Sew Long Mary Anne" is up and ready to go. 359 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:30,175 S-E-W. It's a pun on the Leonard Cohen song 360 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,384 because you like to sew. 361 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,011 I like to knit. 362 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,221 It's adjacent. 363 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:38,016 And one "loganbrunoCT" is already following you. 364 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,727 -Really? Okay, I'm sending. -I'm posting. 365 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:46,358 Oh my God! He liked it! DM coming through. It's working. 366 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,401 Okay. Let me see. Um… 367 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,780 Does Logan Bruno breed teacup pigs 368 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,783 or is he a teacup pig? 369 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,327 Delete it. 370 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,246 -Now! -Okay, okay, I am. 371 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,249 My friends had gotten accidentally catfished by a teacup pig 372 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,543 with an oddly active social media presence, 373 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:08,547 but my own IRL deception was going exactly as planned. 374 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,464 Him? 375 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:13,343 I mean, to the extent that I actually planned it. 376 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,346 I just said my cute brother. I didn't say which one. 377 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,724 Hey, David Michael. This is Amanda from down the street. 378 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:22,602 Hi, do you wanna watch a movie? I could start this one over. 379 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,187 Is that a dog bed? 380 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,857 -Yeah, my dog Louie. -Where is he? 381 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,110 He had cancer on his heart. 382 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,405 Why do you have his bed? 383 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,409 It still smells like him. It helps me pretend that he's still here. 384 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,870 You're just like my mom. 385 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:43,373 She's obsessed with animals. They're, like, her only friends. 386 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,624 I get that. 387 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:48,545 That's probably why she thinks she has to hire people to hang out with me, 388 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,839 because she thinks I'm like her. 389 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,340 I didn't mean to eavesdrop. 390 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,843 Well, actually, of course I meant to eavesdrop, 391 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:58,847 but I suddenly realized, I'd never seen Amanda with any other kids. 392 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,224 No brothers, no sisters, no friends. 393 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,350 Do you like animals? 394 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:03,810 More than people sometimes. 395 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,938 Amanda might be a snob, but 396 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,691 she was also really lonely. 397 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,153 Kristy, I hear you had Amanda Delaney over to play yesterday. 398 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:17,199 Amanda Delaney is a social climber, but has no ability to speak to people. 399 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:18,783 -Hm. -Okay. 400 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:22,120 Well, I played mixed doubles with her mother this morning. 401 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,079 Figures. 402 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,498 And apparently Amanda had a very good time. 403 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,416 She did? 404 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,919 She did. So much so that her mom invited all of us 405 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,962 to a charity event at their house tomorrow. 406 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,673 Seriously? I feel like I'm being trolled by this woman. 407 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,634 What? Wh… what does that mean? 408 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,053 Come on, a tea? A charity event? 409 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,764 The next thing you know she's gonna tell me I'm prom queen 410 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,974 and dump a bucket of pig's blood over my head. 411 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:46,645 -Why would she do that? -She wouldn't. She wouldn't. It's a movie. 412 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,522 Honey, she's being friendly. I already told her we'd go. 413 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,733 Without even asking me? 414 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,527 I had no reason to think it would be a problem. 415 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,405 It'll be nice. You'll meet more people from the neighborhood. 416 00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:01,159 I don't need to meet any more people from this neighborhood. 417 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,162 This lottery winner is staying home. 418 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,121 Okay? 419 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,290 Liz? Come on. 420 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,584 I'm sorry, guys. I'll be right back. 421 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:10,627 Liz? 422 00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,176 Here's something I read about lottery winners. 423 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,971 They win all this money, then a year later, it's all gone. 424 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:22,681 Like it never happened. 425 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,767 -Daddy, is Liz coming? -She'll see us later, buddy. 426 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,687 Because there's nothing like getting everything you ever wanted 427 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,564 to make you feel like you were never supposed to have it. 428 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,109 Check it out. 429 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,778 Is this the charity event? 430 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:41,741 Well, it was supposed to be a surprise. 431 00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:44,244 Daddy, may I go visit the rescue lizards? 432 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,746 Of course you can visit the rescue lizards. Go! 433 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,165 -Oh, you made it. -We made it. Hi. 434 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,209 -Hi, good to see you. -You too. 435 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,005 Amanda told me about your Louie. I'm so sorry. 436 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,132 I know that nothing can ever replace him, 437 00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,843 but we do these adoption events every couple of months 438 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,387 and I thought maybe you could find a new friend here. 439 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,805 I thought maybe this one. 440 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,808 She came from a puppy mill that got shut down. 441 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,394 She and her brothers were abandoned. 442 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,395 But she's so sweet, 443 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,023 and her fur kind of reminds me of your hair. 444 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,608 -Looks like she picked you, buddy. 445 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,027 Huh? 446 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,573 So what are you gonna name her? 447 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,284 You came. 448 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,579 What's your name? 449 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,873 Oh, uh, Shannon. 450 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,667 Let's… call her Shannon. 451 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,670 -Okay. Hi, Shannon. 452 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,342 So I guess we all learned an important lesson that day, 453 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,218 which is that snobs love dogs too. 454 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,930 Kidding. I mean, the Delaneys definitely were a little bit shallow 455 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,558 and had some weird interpersonal issues, 456 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,935 but there's more to people than meets the eye. 457 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:55,774 I mean, we know this, but I actually did learn something else that day. 458 00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:57,067 Here, take her. 459 00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:01,780 Which is that the best way to feel like you belong is to start acting like you do. 460 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:02,739 Hey, Kristy. 461 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,449 Hey, buddy. 462 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,204 I'm really happy you could make it. 463 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,372 All of you. 464 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,289 Hey. 465 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:20,924 Okay. 466 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,967 -Nice suit. -Oh. 467 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,220 What, are you tending to bees later? 468 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:26,763 My dad is a natural redhead. 469 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,307 He also thinks I'm allergic to the sun. It's not funny! 470 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,184 -Yes, it is. -I'll talk to him. 471 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,061 Me too, as a redhead. 472 00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,907 Sometimes home is right there where you left it, 473 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,492 and sometimes… 474 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,578 -Mary Anne? -No! I mean, yes! 475 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:51,496 I mean, 476 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,123 hi. 477 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,250 -Hi. -What are you doing here? 478 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,334 I called him. 479 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,044 …you have to invite it in.