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[President Kennedy] Ask not what
your country can do for you.

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Ask what you can do
for your country.

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[President Reagan]
Mr. Gorbachev,

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tear down this wall!

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[President Franklin Roosevelt]
The only thing we have to fear

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is fear itself!

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[President Trump] "Uhh, I don't
know what I said. Uhh!"

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[man chanting
in native language]

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[group
chanting in native language]

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We are going to drain the swamp
in Washington, D.C.

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[Southern accent] I want to
confront the mainstream media,

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and I want to take them down,
one by one.

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Hi.
I'm Billy Wayne Ruddock,

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uh, from truthlibrary.org.

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And I'm here in Washington
with Bernard Sanders,

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uh, to talk about
the political situation,

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see whether we have
any common ground.

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So, let's start with
a real hot potato.

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Do you believe in Obamacare?

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I thought
it was a good start.

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I don't think it went
as far as it should.

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You believe
it should have gone further?

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Of course.
But Obamacare doesn't work.

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I mean, I know personally.

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I was a healthy man,
and Obamacare came in.

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I was forced
to see a doctor.

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And suddenly,
I had three diseases.

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Suddenly, I had, uh,
diabetes one and two,

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I had obese legs,
and I had chalky deposits.

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Well, Billy, obviously,
I don't know about your --

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your healthcare.
I'm not your doctor.

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The -- The more
important question is --

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and I can answer
that question --
Sure. Please do.

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is, should I be paying
taxes to make sure

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that people like yourself
with disabilities

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can live with dignity?

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What do you think?

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I prefer to be anally raped
rather than give

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one more dollar
to the Treasury.

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You --
May I be personal with you?

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Please.

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Are you --
You have a disability?

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No, I don't.

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This here scooter is to conserve
my body's finite energy.

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What America
is supposed to be about

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is, it's a land
of opportunity.

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Sure.
If you describe America --

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I agree with that.
Okay.

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But what we have now,
we have a situation

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where the top 1/10
of one percent

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now owns almost as much
wealth as the bottom 90%.

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So there's a lot
that has to be done.

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And the goal is
to create a nation

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that works for all of us,
not just the one percent.
But if people --

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Sir, I don't mean
to interrupt.
No, it's all right.

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But rather than complain
about the one percent

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or the 0.1%, why not make
the rest of America

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put them
into the one percent?

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Well, if you put
everybody into the one percent,

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it wouldn't be
the one percent.

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Well, no,
it still would be.

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No, it wouldn't be.
If I can...

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If you...
The rest of the population,
by definition,

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they're not
in the one percent.

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They're the rest
of the population.

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But if you --
All of the population
is 100%.

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All right, so,
this is simple math.

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If you have one percent here,
one percent,

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you have 99%.
Yeah.

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And if you move the nine
in there, you have 19.

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And then you move
the other nine there.

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Well...
If you believe in equality,

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why not have 100% of the people
in the one percent?

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These aren't my figures.

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This is
the International Institute

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of Scientific Truth
and Knowledge.

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So this has been proven
that this can work.

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Well...

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This might lead to some
increase in the deficit,

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but, essentially,
it is possible.

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Uh, what is
your proposal, Billy? What...

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That you keep
the one percent,

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but you move the 99%
into the one percent.

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Look, I --
And so you have 199,

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you just move over
the nines.

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You have --
The 99% are in the one percent.

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Billy, I don't know
what you're talking about.

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I-I really don't.

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[Cain-N'Degeocello]
Namaste.

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I'm Dr. Nira Cain-N'Degeocello.

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And I'm a cisgender,
white, heterosexual male,

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for which I apologize.

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Two weeks after
the election was stolen

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from President Hillary Clinton,

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I managed to get out of bed.

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I've been cycling through
our fractured nation,

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listening respectfully, without
prejudice, to Republicans,

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with the hope of changing their
racist and childish views,

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to try and heal the divide.

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I stopped in South Carolina
to dine with a couple

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who suffer
from white privilege.

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I am the, um,
county representative

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of the state
Republican Party.

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And I was a delegate
in Cleveland

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that nominated
Mr. Trump and Mr. Pence.

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And politically, where --
where do you stand?

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I'm a staunch Republican.
Mm.

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The press needs to understand
that Donald Trump understood

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that we needed to bring
jobs back to America.
Yes.

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He really understands
Washington.

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And he wants to make
America great.
Washington is a --

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And I truly believe
he believes that.
Yeah.

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Now, we would
traditionally say grace.

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Is that all right
with you?

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In my household,

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we normally start
with a, uh,

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First People chant.

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Uh, may we?

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Of course.
Sure. Yeah.

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[chanting
in foreign language]

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[chanting continues]

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[chanting continues]

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Amen.
Amen.

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Amen.

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If -- If I may say,

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how do you challenge gender
stereotypes in your house?

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Um, my husband does the
sort of traditionally female

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household roles
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just 'cause
he's better at it.

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For example?
I do all the laundry.

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I usually --
Since she does all the cooking,

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I do all the cleanup.

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I mean, in --
in our yurt, the --

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We try to challenge
the gender stereotypes,

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which, my son,
Harvey Milk,

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is not allowed
to urinate standing up.

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And our daughter Malala --
Well, see [stammers]

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Hey, hey, don't interrupt.
Well, ou-- our daughter --

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Our daughter Malala...
Has to urinate...

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is obliged to urinate
standing up.

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And, sure,
she complains.

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Sure,
there's sometimes a mess.

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Yeah,
she's peeing on her feet.

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So, you force them
to have these rules?

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Well, there are compliance
cams in the bathroom to --

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that myself and Naomi
occasionally check.

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We guide them.
We do not enforce them.

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So, you have compliance
cameras in the bathroom

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that your children --
In the bowl, in the bowl.

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That your children
can't urinate in whatever way

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they feel like they need to?

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Malala has started
menstruating.
Mm-hmm.

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And we're --
we're very proud about that.

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But she's too young
to use my partner,

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Naomi's,
uh, recyclable cup.

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So we came up
with a solution,

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which was for her
to free-bleed and --

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Mm.
Not appropriate.

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No.
Not ap-- Not app--

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Honey,
don't pass judgment.

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Mm. Okay.

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So, w-we found that
if we put a cloth on a chair,

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firstly, it protected
the Herman Miller chairs,

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which we love.
Well, I don't blame you.

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They're great chairs,
so that's great.

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They're fabulous chairs.
But, uh...

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we have Malala
sit on a flag

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and free-bleed.

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And we --
On a flag?

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Yes, on a flag.
It's a teachable moment.

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Because we teach her
about the bloodshed

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that arose from
the creation of our country.

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The --
The interesting thing was,

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we noticed
that when she free-bled

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on our nation's flag,

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the American flag started
resembling the Chinese flag.

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And so we've started
this menstrual flag program,

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and it's actually sponsored
by the Clinton Foundation,

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and it's proving
to be popular.

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I do not want you
to judge me for this,

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but there was a time

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when my partner, Naomi,

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took a porpoise lover.

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A -- A dolphin
that she met in Tulum.

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A dolphin?
Which --
Which apparently is --

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Pardon me?
Excuse me?

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As in a water animal?

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A mammal that swims
in the ocean?

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Yes.
Okay.

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I found it very difficult
being cuckolded by Darwin.

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I would -- I-I --

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I empathize with
those feelings that you have,

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because I am a little amazed
that she would even want to.

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My first instinct was, let's
move to a landlocked state.

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Oh, get her away
from the sea?
Sure.

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How does
one compete with...

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A dolphin?

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...a sea mammal?

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I mean, if you could have
seen me that first time

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with my flippers on,
just trying to...

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Trying to figure this out.

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Trying to catch up
and trying to compete.

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You can't.

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So -- But how long did
it take you to get past

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this whole intercession
into your relationship?
Yes.

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Well, we had therapy.
Mm-hmm.

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And now we spend
three months a year in Oahu.

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And she has a relationship
with another mammal there?

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I don't ask.

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♪♪

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[narrator]
On tonight's show,

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Rick Sherman
tries to get representation

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for his artwork
from a gallery

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in Laguna Beach, California.

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Hello, there, Rick.
I'm Christy.

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[British accent]
Yeah, Rick.

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Nice to meet you.

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Welcome to Coast Gallery.
Lovely to meet you.

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It's a pleasure
to have you.

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So lovely.

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Thank you so much for,
like, agreeing to see me.

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It's like
a dream come true.

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Yeah.
How long
were you incarcerated?

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No, not that long.

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About 21 years, so...
Phew.

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I didn't do anything bad.
Don't worry.

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You know, I got put inside
for a long time

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'cause I made one mistake,
just 14 times.

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With perfect candor,
believe me,

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I've done my fair
share of things

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where they could have
thrown me in jail.

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I'll bet they have!
[laughs]

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No, really?
I think we all have
on some level,

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especially
underage drinking.
Yeah.

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I mean,
et cetera, et cetera.
Right.

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There are so many,
you know...

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My art is the result

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of my environment.

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I was a bit naughty.
I'm in solitary.

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So I-I did
a dirty protest.

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Don't mean to -- You're
a lady, but, you know, I did...

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Feces on the wall?
Fe-- Feces on the wall.

253
00:11:05,675 --> 00:11:07,633
And it's on the wall.

254
00:11:07,717 --> 00:11:10,092
The guards come in.
They're furious.

255
00:11:10,175 --> 00:11:13,675
And then the guard's about
to rub it off, and he --

256
00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:17,341
he stops, and he goes, "Wait
a minute. That's pretty good."

257
00:11:17,425 --> 00:11:18,383
Wow.
That's art.

258
00:11:18,466 --> 00:11:19,758
"Who done that?"

259
00:11:19,842 --> 00:11:23,341
And I think,
"Wait a minute.

260
00:11:23,425 --> 00:11:26,050
Maybe -- Maybe
I do have something."

261
00:11:26,134 --> 00:11:29,717
So I decided to paint
what was in my gut.

262
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,800
So, in my art,
there's a lot

263
00:11:30,884 --> 00:11:35,758
of white
and yellow and red

264
00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:37,633
and, obviously,
a lot of brown.

265
00:11:37,717 --> 00:11:39,717
You were taking
all the bad stuff,

266
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,009
all the stuff
you didn't need,

267
00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:42,675
everything built up
inside your body

268
00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:45,383
that would otherwise cause
you to become septic,

269
00:11:45,466 --> 00:11:47,258
you're releasing it,

270
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:50,550
and then you're turning it
into something beautiful.

271
00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,341
Shall I show you
some of the stuff?

272
00:11:52,425 --> 00:11:53,884
Okay.

273
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:55,550
Bit nervous.

274
00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:57,758
Well, do whatever
you got to do.

275
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,425
Take a deep breath.
Calm yourself.

276
00:11:59,508 --> 00:12:02,675
Realize that you've been
led here by fate, by destiny.

277
00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:03,967
Everything
is gonna be fine.

278
00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:05,175
Okay.

279
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,633
[breathes deeply]

280
00:12:07,717 --> 00:12:10,300
Don't be a twat.
Come on.

281
00:12:10,383 --> 00:12:12,175
Come on, Ricky.
Come on, Ricky.

282
00:12:12,258 --> 00:12:14,341
You're a big --
You're a big boy.

283
00:12:14,425 --> 00:12:17,258
You've got talent.
You've got talent. Big boy.

284
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:26,175
Those are two blokes

285
00:12:26,258 --> 00:12:29,550
who was in the next cell
to me.

286
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:33,175
Well, I think on some level,
it's very simple

287
00:12:33,258 --> 00:12:35,884
in terms of it being
a piece of cardboard,

288
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,800
and just some marker,
I guess, is what you used.

289
00:12:37,884 --> 00:12:40,092
No, no, no.
That's my own feces.

290
00:12:40,175 --> 00:12:41,925
This is your own fec--
Okay, I apologize.

291
00:12:42,009 --> 00:12:44,508
I didn't realize
we were exactly -- Okay.

292
00:12:44,592 --> 00:12:46,383
So, you've taken --
Yeah, you've taken waste

293
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,758
and turned it into
a portrayal of life.

294
00:12:48,842 --> 00:12:50,550
Uh, they -- they seem
to definitely have

295
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,009
different characters,

296
00:12:52,092 --> 00:12:54,425
even from this sort
of minimalist rendering

297
00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,466
in terms of their
facial expressions.
They did.

298
00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:59,758
Well, yeah, he was a burglar,
and he was a kiddie fiddler.

299
00:12:59,842 --> 00:13:01,800
Did you show
these guys this?

300
00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:03,175
Yeah, I did.

301
00:13:03,258 --> 00:13:04,717
And what was their response,
if I might ask?

302
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,134
He loved it.

303
00:13:06,216 --> 00:13:08,466
He tried to stab me,
because he said, "What?

304
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:10,009
You've done this
with your shit?"

305
00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:14,009
The white on that,

306
00:13:14,092 --> 00:13:17,717
I used about 85 lots
of ejaculate to it.

307
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,050
I didn't have
enough white paint.

308
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:24,842
So I collected...

309
00:13:24,925 --> 00:13:27,383
collected it
from my cell mate.

310
00:13:27,466 --> 00:13:28,884
Uh-huh.

311
00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:31,758
I would, uh, fel--
felicitate

312
00:13:31,842 --> 00:13:34,134
his -- his phallus...
Mm-hmm.

313
00:13:34,216 --> 00:13:37,425
in order to extract
his white paint.

314
00:13:37,508 --> 00:13:39,508
Eventually, he found out...

315
00:13:39,592 --> 00:13:40,884
while I was doing it.

316
00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:42,758
Oh, he wasn't aware?
Wow. Okay.

317
00:13:42,842 --> 00:13:45,717
You know, he -- he --
he reaped his revenge on me

318
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,550
in a very brutal way.

319
00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:50,383
How did he reap his revenge,
if I might inquire?

320
00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:55,009
He put a chair leg
up my ass.

321
00:13:55,092 --> 00:13:56,758
[sighs]

322
00:13:56,842 --> 00:13:59,050
I'm sorry you had
to endure that.

323
00:13:59,134 --> 00:14:01,009
On the plus side, though,
it did give me some red paint

324
00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:03,550
that I used
for another piece.

325
00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:07,341
I have moments of doubt
where I think the only thing

326
00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:10,216
I'm good for
is bashing people on the head.

327
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,258
And that maybe I'm mad
with this dream of becoming

328
00:14:13,341 --> 00:14:17,592
a world-famous artist
just by using my shit and cum.

329
00:14:17,675 --> 00:14:19,758
Am I?

330
00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:21,675
I think we're all mad,

331
00:14:21,758 --> 00:14:24,633
and I think we're all normal,
at the same time.

332
00:14:24,717 --> 00:14:27,009
You know, I mean,
I hesitate to use the word,

333
00:14:27,092 --> 00:14:28,258
because I don't mean
to burden you,

334
00:14:28,341 --> 00:14:30,383
but just by virtue
of the medium,

335
00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:33,800
you know, it's indicative
of a sort of genius.

336
00:14:33,884 --> 00:14:35,592
What?

337
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:39,508
Christy, as an artist,
I find you very inspiring,

338
00:14:39,592 --> 00:14:42,842
and you make me
feel very creative.

339
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:47,508
I-I actually feel
inspiration coming.

340
00:14:47,592 --> 00:14:49,009
Well,
let's -- let's get busy.

341
00:14:49,092 --> 00:14:50,092
Do you --
Keep producing.

342
00:14:50,175 --> 00:14:52,466
Do you mind excusing me
for a moment?

343
00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,383
No.

344
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,300
Be back.

345
00:15:06,925 --> 00:15:09,508
Well, I guess this is the part

346
00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:11,258
where the art gets made.
[door opens, closes]

347
00:15:11,341 --> 00:15:13,758
Who knew the world
was capable

348
00:15:13,842 --> 00:15:16,592
of such oxymoronic,

349
00:15:16,675 --> 00:15:20,633
paradoxical juxtapositions?

350
00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:25,925
[blows]

351
00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,842
I did this for you.

352
00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:33,758
Wow.

353
00:15:36,383 --> 00:15:38,466
That's --
That's pretty spot-on.

354
00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:40,884
I feel like I'm looking
in the mirror, but --

355
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:43,009
except for the medium.

356
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:44,717
I've even got
a glow in my eye.

357
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,508
Yeah,
that's some of the cum.

358
00:15:46,592 --> 00:15:50,508
This brush here,
I'm actually collecting pubes

359
00:15:50,592 --> 00:15:53,675
from different artists.

360
00:15:53,758 --> 00:15:56,383
The -- The light-brown one
is actually Damien Hirst's.

361
00:15:56,466 --> 00:16:00,300
Oh, wow.
But Banksy
actually sent some.

362
00:16:00,383 --> 00:16:03,175
It's the really
dark-brown stuff over there.

363
00:16:03,258 --> 00:16:05,633
Are you asking me
for a sample?

364
00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:06,884
Uh...
[laughs]

365
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,800
Well. I-I --
Just kidding.

366
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:12,216
No, no. Honestly, no,
I would be honored

367
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:15,842
if you would give
even one hair to that.

368
00:16:15,925 --> 00:16:18,092
I'll be honored.
I'll be completely flattered.

369
00:16:18,175 --> 00:16:20,425
And the -- the --
the pubic hairs

370
00:16:20,508 --> 00:16:23,258
that are on there --
Okay, I'll give you one.
Sure.

371
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,341
Right now?

372
00:16:29,341 --> 00:16:31,216
So --
Let's try to get
a good one here.

373
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,508
If you could get a couple,
you know.

374
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,092
However many
you're comfortable with.

375
00:16:35,175 --> 00:16:37,092
I feel embarrassed
to even ask for one.

376
00:16:37,175 --> 00:16:39,675
I offered.
You didn't ask.

377
00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:42,383
Oh, that is so generous.

378
00:16:42,466 --> 00:16:44,175
Wait a minute. It's --
I might be able
to get a little better.

379
00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:46,258
Let me try here.
Yeah.

380
00:16:46,341 --> 00:16:47,967
But there's six beaut--
Okay, here we go.

381
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,092
Here's a nice...
Oh, hold on.

382
00:16:51,175 --> 00:16:52,550
Really appreciate
you doing that.

383
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:54,216
My pleasure.

384
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:59,592
♪♪

385
00:16:59,675 --> 00:17:01,175
[speaking native language]

386
00:17:01,258 --> 00:17:03,300
My name -- Colonel Erran Morad.

387
00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:05,175
I am the terrorist terminator.

388
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,633
[gunshot]

389
00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:11,134
In America, there is big problem
of shootings in schools.

390
00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:15,592
The NRA want to arm
the teachers.

391
00:17:15,675 --> 00:17:17,300
This is crazy.

392
00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:19,216
They should be arming
the children.

393
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,842
Yalla!
Let's go!

394
00:17:20,925 --> 00:17:28,009
♪♪

395
00:17:28,092 --> 00:17:30,758
To get deadly weapons
into the hands

396
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,800
of America's schoolchildren,

397
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:37,175
I needed the help of gun-rights
hero Philip Van Cleave.

398
00:17:37,258 --> 00:17:39,092
My next guest
is a gun-rights advocate

399
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:41,050
who says the Bushmaster
semi-automatic rifle,

400
00:17:41,134 --> 00:17:42,800
the type of rifle
that Adam Lanza

401
00:17:42,884 --> 00:17:45,175
used to kill 20 children
and six more adults,

402
00:17:45,258 --> 00:17:47,050
is "a blast to shoot with.

403
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,675
Guns are fun."

404
00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:51,134
Some of them are much
more cool than others."

405
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:53,842
Are you proud
of what you said?

406
00:17:53,925 --> 00:17:55,800
It's just a fact.

407
00:17:55,884 --> 00:17:59,009
In America, there have been
a lot of shootings in the school

408
00:17:59,092 --> 00:18:01,633
and in the university.

409
00:18:01,717 --> 00:18:05,383
What do the liberals say
is the reason for this

410
00:18:05,466 --> 00:18:07,134
and the solution?

411
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,300
Well, they blame it on guns.
[scoffs]

412
00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:11,258
Yeah, it's crazy,
because people --

413
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,216
They blame it on the guns?
Yes.

414
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,258
[speaking native language]
Meshugge.
Yes, it is.

415
00:18:16,341 --> 00:18:19,425
We start
a program in Israel

416
00:18:19,508 --> 00:18:22,842
for kinder-guardians.
Okay.

417
00:18:22,925 --> 00:18:27,175
We train them from the age
16 down to the age three.

418
00:18:27,258 --> 00:18:30,216
Yeah, well, I-I think
it would be a -- a good idea.

419
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,425
We've -- We've been
pushing something

420
00:18:31,508 --> 00:18:33,009
along this line for years,

421
00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:35,092
but really haven't gotten
any traction with it.

422
00:18:35,175 --> 00:18:37,216
We were thinking seventh
or eighth grade.

423
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,425
You're talking
much younger than that.

424
00:18:39,508 --> 00:18:42,134
My son was
in the very first program.

425
00:18:42,216 --> 00:18:44,300
May he rest in peace.

426
00:18:44,383 --> 00:18:47,633
Uh, he died
doing what I love.

427
00:18:47,717 --> 00:18:50,550
Yeah, they haven't
quite developed, uh,

428
00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:52,466
what we call "conscious,"
where you --

429
00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:54,675
you feel guilty about
doing something wrong.

430
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,092
That's developing.
You're learning right and wrong.

431
00:18:57,175 --> 00:18:58,258
If they haven't
developed that yet,

432
00:18:58,341 --> 00:19:01,009
they could be
very effective soldiers.

433
00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:04,592
This year,
in our state government,

434
00:19:04,675 --> 00:19:08,134
they had a bill put in that
would have made it illegal

435
00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:11,717
for someone four years old
to 12 years old

436
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,592
to have access to a gun.

437
00:19:13,675 --> 00:19:16,550
Oh, we killed --
We killed the bill.
What?

438
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,758
They tried to stop
four-year-old children

439
00:19:19,842 --> 00:19:21,675
from having access
to guns?

440
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:23,175
Yes. Yes.

441
00:19:23,258 --> 00:19:26,550
What is the logic
that these people come up with?

442
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,967
They just think that children,
uh, can't handle them.

443
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:32,592
We want three-years-old
who are real experts

444
00:19:32,675 --> 00:19:34,009
at what they're doing,
not three-year-olds

445
00:19:34,092 --> 00:19:35,383
who are reckless.
Yeah.

446
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,466
And we don't teach
two-year-olds,

447
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:40,134
because they call it the
"terrible twos" for a reason.

448
00:19:40,216 --> 00:19:41,800
Yes, there's a reason.
Yes.

449
00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:45,050
So, I would like you to help me
do instructional video

450
00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:47,134
for three-year-olds.

451
00:19:47,216 --> 00:19:48,592
Okay.

452
00:19:48,675 --> 00:19:51,300
♪ whimsical music plays  ♪

453
00:19:51,383 --> 00:19:55,884
♪♪

454
00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:57,092
Shalom,  children.

455
00:19:57,175 --> 00:19:58,967
My name Erran Morad.

456
00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:02,717
I here to show you that guns,
when used responsibly,

457
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,550
with training from grown-ups,

458
00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,675
can help keep you safe
in your school.

459
00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:11,675
Here to help teach you
is Philip Van Cleave.

460
00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:15,425
Not every strange man
you meet gonna be friendly

461
00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:18,633
and non-threatening like me.

462
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,508
Today,
we're going to teach you

463
00:20:20,592 --> 00:20:22,925
how you can stop
these naughty men

464
00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:24,800
and have them
take a long nap.

465
00:20:24,884 --> 00:20:27,550
That's right, and that's
why you're going to meet

466
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:28,925
a friend of mine.

467
00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:32,592
His name is Puppy Pistol.
[dog barking]

468
00:20:32,675 --> 00:20:36,592
Now, Philip, will you show us
how to feed Puppy Pistol?

469
00:20:36,675 --> 00:20:39,925
To feed him,
take his lunchbox

470
00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:42,508
and push it into his tummy,
like this.

471
00:20:42,592 --> 00:20:45,466
Just remember to point
Puppy Pistol's mouth

472
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,300
right at the middle
of the bad man.

473
00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:49,300
If he has a big, fat tummy,
point it there.

474
00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:51,092
[laughs] Great!

475
00:20:51,175 --> 00:20:53,508
It's fun.
Okay.

476
00:20:53,592 --> 00:20:56,592
Puppy Pistol is part
of a whole group of new friends

477
00:20:56,675 --> 00:20:59,009
that your parents can get you
called Gunimals.

478
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,550
Wouldn't you love to meet
this little Gunny Rabbit?

479
00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:04,884
He's ready to put the naughty
man on a very long time-out.

480
00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:06,967
How about the magical Uzicorn?

481
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:08,925
Well, this is one for the girls.

482
00:21:09,009 --> 00:21:11,884
It's a lovely little unicorn
that you can play with.

483
00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:15,466
Dino-Gun can stop
an entire crowd of bad men.

484
00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:17,508
And, tots,
you've got to learn

485
00:21:17,592 --> 00:21:21,925
that Dino-Gun eats and spits
his candy really, really fast.

486
00:21:22,009 --> 00:21:24,717
Rocket Ship RPG
will take you to the moon.

487
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,300
Or, rather, the bad guys
are going to the moon,

488
00:21:27,383 --> 00:21:29,216
if they attack your school
with a truckful

489
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,216
of big, scary fireworks.

490
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,884
And introducing BFF,

491
00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:36,258
a starter gun for infants
24 months and under.

492
00:21:36,341 --> 00:21:39,717
BFF is so easy to fire,
even a baby can use it.

493
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:44,092
BFF wants to help you pull
the string on a bad guy.

494
00:21:44,175 --> 00:21:46,175
Make bang-bang.

495
00:21:46,258 --> 00:21:49,383
♪ whimsical music plays  ♪

496
00:21:49,466 --> 00:21:51,633
[to the tune of "Head,
Shoulders, Knees, and Toes"]
♪ Aim at the head, shoulders  ♪

497
00:21:51,717 --> 00:21:52,842
♪ Not the toes  ♪

498
00:21:52,925 --> 00:21:54,175
♪ Not the toes  ♪
Fire!

499
00:21:54,258 --> 00:21:56,675
♪ Head, shoulders,
not the toes  ♪

500
00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,550
♪ Not the toes  ♪
Fire!

501
00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:02,134
♪ Eyes, ears,
and belly and nose  ♪

502
00:22:02,216 --> 00:22:04,592
♪ Head, shoulders,
not the toes  ♪

503
00:22:04,675 --> 00:22:06,425
♪ Not the toes  ♪
Fire!

504
00:22:06,508 --> 00:22:09,675
[Erran] Now that I had
a common-sense training video,

505
00:22:09,758 --> 00:22:12,508
it was time to take it
to the nation's capital.

506
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,925
I just arrived
in Washington to see

507
00:22:15,009 --> 00:22:18,050
if someone will back
my kinder-guardian's program.

508
00:22:18,134 --> 00:22:20,508
I needed to find politicians
who would fight

509
00:22:20,592 --> 00:22:23,134
for the Second Amendment right
of toddlers

510
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:25,550
to bear firearms at preschool.

511
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:28,300
So I met
with lobbyist Larry Pratt,

512
00:22:28,383 --> 00:22:30,842
director
of Gun Owners of America,

513
00:22:30,925 --> 00:22:34,383
which have
1.5 million brave members.

514
00:22:34,466 --> 00:22:37,550
The evil's in our hearts,
not in the guns.

515
00:22:37,633 --> 00:22:41,675
Do you think the liberals
are using these school shootings

516
00:22:41,758 --> 00:22:45,092
to further
their anti-tragedy agenda?

517
00:22:45,175 --> 00:22:46,592
They're trying,
but it's --

518
00:22:46,675 --> 00:22:48,216
it's not that hard
to find a student

519
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,717
who does think that way,

520
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,425
because that's what they're
being taught in the schools.

521
00:22:52,508 --> 00:22:55,300
We actually found out
that, in schools,

522
00:22:55,383 --> 00:22:57,592
it not only important
to arm the teachers --

523
00:22:57,675 --> 00:23:00,842
important to arm
certain gifted children.

524
00:23:00,925 --> 00:23:03,633
Oh, that's great.

525
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:08,300
We train from 16-year-old,
uh, up to four-years-old.

526
00:23:08,383 --> 00:23:10,050
This segment
of the conversation

527
00:23:10,134 --> 00:23:11,967
would
absolutely cause heads

528
00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:13,884
to explode
here in this country.

529
00:23:13,967 --> 00:23:15,758
Not all.
Why? Because they will
be shot or...

530
00:23:15,842 --> 00:23:18,383
Because that they're --
they're so prejudiced

531
00:23:18,466 --> 00:23:21,009
against young people
having guns,

532
00:23:21,092 --> 00:23:22,758
and especially
in a school.

533
00:23:22,842 --> 00:23:25,383
The only thing that stop
a bad man with a gun

534
00:23:25,466 --> 00:23:26,633
is a good boy with a gun.

535
00:23:26,717 --> 00:23:28,967
Yeah.
Uh, even a good toddler.

536
00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:30,925
Exactly.
A toddler. Really.

537
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,009
The great thing
about toddlers is,

538
00:23:33,092 --> 00:23:36,009
they don't have
any fear of guns.

539
00:23:36,092 --> 00:23:39,092
This fear is really given
to you by the media.

540
00:23:39,175 --> 00:23:40,633
That's a good point.

541
00:23:40,717 --> 00:23:43,967
Well, if they hear somebody
shouting, "Allahu Akbar,"

542
00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:47,592
they're likely to
instinctively go for that gun.

543
00:23:47,675 --> 00:23:49,092
We had one problem
with this.

544
00:23:49,175 --> 00:23:52,175
There was a Muslim gardener
who was praying, and he said,

545
00:23:52,258 --> 00:23:54,633
"Allahu Akbar,"
and he got -- He got shot.

546
00:23:54,717 --> 00:23:57,300
[laughing]

547
00:23:57,383 --> 00:24:00,134
Pray in -- Pray in secret.

548
00:24:00,216 --> 00:24:02,550
Women need a gun, you know.

549
00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:04,341
My wife, she have a gun.

550
00:24:04,425 --> 00:24:05,717
And she shot me once.

551
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,175
You know, what can I do?

552
00:24:07,258 --> 00:24:09,800
I get horny in the middle
of the night,

553
00:24:09,884 --> 00:24:12,466
but it's not, uh, rape
if it's your wife, eh?

554
00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:15,633
[both laugh]

555
00:24:15,717 --> 00:24:16,884
Right? Right?

556
00:24:16,967 --> 00:24:19,134
That probably won't be
on the video

557
00:24:19,216 --> 00:24:20,466
we send to the Hill.

558
00:24:20,550 --> 00:24:22,884
Oh, no, no, no.
[laughs]

559
00:24:22,967 --> 00:24:26,800
What do I need in order
to introduce this program

560
00:24:26,884 --> 00:24:28,633
into America?

561
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,258
There are
a few members of Congress

562
00:24:30,341 --> 00:24:32,675
that, I think,
would be as receptive

563
00:24:32,758 --> 00:24:36,134
to what you're doing
as I have been.

564
00:24:36,216 --> 00:24:38,800
I'd be very happy to see
if we could get them interested,

565
00:24:38,884 --> 00:24:41,925
to set some time aside.
Great.

566
00:24:42,009 --> 00:24:44,466
Let's see if we can stop
these anti-gun people

567
00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:46,717
from getting
everyone killed.
Yeah.

568
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,009
Yeah, they've got blood
on their hands.

569
00:24:49,092 --> 00:24:51,675
Now that I had
this Pratt on board,

570
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,550
I was welcomed into
the halls of Congress,

571
00:24:54,633 --> 00:24:57,675
where I sat down with
a House representative

572
00:24:57,758 --> 00:25:00,884
and outlined
my common-sense proposal.

573
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:03,466
Oh, the -- the -- You want me
to say on television

574
00:25:03,550 --> 00:25:04,675
that I support
three- and four-years olds

575
00:25:04,758 --> 00:25:05,925
with firearms?

576
00:25:06,009 --> 00:25:08,967
Is that what you're
asking me to do?

577
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:12,300
Uh, yes.
Hmm.

578
00:25:12,383 --> 00:25:14,633
You can...
Typically, members of Congress
don't just hear a story

579
00:25:14,717 --> 00:25:16,009
about a program
and then indicate

580
00:25:16,092 --> 00:25:17,341
whether they support it
or not.

581
00:25:17,425 --> 00:25:19,341
I support
the kinder-guardian's program.

582
00:25:19,425 --> 00:25:22,592
We, in America, would be wise
to implement it, too.

583
00:25:22,675 --> 00:25:24,592
It's something that we should
think about, America,

584
00:25:24,675 --> 00:25:28,633
about putting guns in the hands
of law-abiding citizens,

585
00:25:28,717 --> 00:25:31,383
good guys,
whether they be teachers

586
00:25:31,466 --> 00:25:35,134
or whether they actually be
talented children

587
00:25:35,216 --> 00:25:37,258
or highly-trained preschoolers.

588
00:25:37,341 --> 00:25:41,092
Maybe having many young people
trained and understand

589
00:25:41,175 --> 00:25:43,758
how to defend themselves
in their school

590
00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:46,425
might actually
make us safer here.

591
00:25:46,508 --> 00:25:51,050
A three-year-old cannot defend
itself from an assault rifle

592
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:54,092
by throwing
a Hello Kitty pencil case at it.

593
00:25:54,175 --> 00:25:56,466
Our Founding Fathers
did not put an age limit

594
00:25:56,550 --> 00:25:57,675
on the Second Amendment.

595
00:25:57,758 --> 00:26:01,175
The intensive three-week
kinder-guardian course

596
00:26:01,258 --> 00:26:04,842
introduces
specially selected children

597
00:26:04,925 --> 00:26:07,925
from 12 to four years old
to pistols,

598
00:26:08,009 --> 00:26:11,466
rifles, semi-automatics,

599
00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:14,092
and a rudimentary
knowledge of mortars.

600
00:26:14,175 --> 00:26:17,758
In less than a month,
less than a month,

601
00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:21,675
a first grader can become
a fire grenader.

602
00:26:21,758 --> 00:26:26,633
Toddlers are pure, uncorrupted
by fake news or homosexuality.

603
00:26:26,717 --> 00:26:29,300
They don't worry if it's
politically correct to shoot

604
00:26:29,383 --> 00:26:30,633
a mentally deranged gunman.

605
00:26:30,717 --> 00:26:32,508
They'll just do it.

606
00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:35,050
The science behind
this program is proven.

607
00:26:35,134 --> 00:26:40,092
At age four, a child processes
images 80% faster than an adult,

608
00:26:40,175 --> 00:26:42,175
meaning that, essentially,
like owls,

609
00:26:42,258 --> 00:26:44,550
they can see in slow-motion.

610
00:26:44,633 --> 00:26:46,842
Children under five
also have elevated levels

611
00:26:46,925 --> 00:26:50,009
of the pheromone Blink-182,

612
00:26:50,092 --> 00:26:52,800
produced by the part of the
liver known as the Rita Ora.

613
00:26:52,884 --> 00:26:55,092
This allows nerve reflexes

614
00:26:55,175 --> 00:26:58,383
to travel along
the Cardi B neural pathway,

615
00:26:58,466 --> 00:27:03,466
to the Wiz Khalifa, 40% faster,
saving time and saving lives.

616
00:27:03,550 --> 00:27:06,842
When it comes to the safety
of our children...

617
00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:08,633
...the way
to stop bad guy with a gun...

618
00:27:08,717 --> 00:27:10,842
...is a good kid with a gun.

619
00:27:10,925 --> 00:27:13,050
A good kid with a gun.

620
00:27:13,134 --> 00:27:15,341
A good child with a gun.

621
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,092
Happy shooting, kids.

622
00:27:17,175 --> 00:27:21,050
[man chanting
in native language]

623
00:27:21,134 --> 00:27:26,134
♪♪

624
00:27:26,216 --> 00:27:31,216
♪♪

625
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:33,550
[group chanting
in native language]

626
00:27:33,633 --> 00:27:36,967
♪♪

627
00:27:37,050 --> 00:27:38,508
[man] And how would
you define Nira's values

628
00:27:38,592 --> 00:27:41,425
or his value system?

629
00:27:41,508 --> 00:27:44,300
I-I don't know.
Can I be crudely honest?

630
00:27:44,383 --> 00:27:45,466
Fucked up.

631
00:27:45,550 --> 00:27:49,967
♪♪

632
00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:54,300
♪♪

633
00:27:54,383 --> 00:27:58,800
I never knew something so
repulsive could be so beautiful.

634
00:27:58,884 --> 00:28:01,175
As far as I'm concerned,

635
00:28:01,258 --> 00:28:04,633
he just raised the bar
for all artists.

636
00:28:04,717 --> 00:28:09,633
♪♪

637
00:28:09,717 --> 00:28:14,675
♪♪