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[orchestral music playing]
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[keyboard clacking]
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[shooting star speeding]
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{\an8}[flashes]
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[shoots]
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[thuds]
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Alpha Base, still no sign of the creature.
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Captain Lightspeed, our trackers show
that Cruncher is right behind you.
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Negative Alpha Base. Believe me,
if it was right on top of me, I'd know.
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[growls]
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It's right on top of me!
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[roars]
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-I prepared you a light lunch.
-[roars]
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Here you go, chubby.
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[whines]
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Is that a muffin-top I see?
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[growls]
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[roars]
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[growls angrily]
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Ugh! Forget weapons.
I should've brought some breath mints.
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[growls]
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But you can start flossing with this.
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[roars in pain]
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Or not.
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[roars]
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[grunts]
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[thuds]
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[groans] Ooh! Ugh!
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Time to wake up the babies.
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[Reid] Wake up the babies?
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Oh, cool.
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Whenever they refer to weapons as babies,
you know it's gonna be sick.
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[Buckethead laughs]
Dude, are you kidding me?
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You're at the second to last level
of Planet Master.
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Nobody's ever made it this far.
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That's why my screen name is Fearless
and not Buckethead.
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You've gotta come up with a better name
than Buckethead.
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[Zoinker] Why?
His head is an empty bucket.
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-[Buckethead] Shut your face.
-[Wonderpunk]{\an8} Watch the tail.
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-Watch it.
-[Zoinker] The spikes are poisonous.
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[Buckethead] Let the man concentrate.
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Yeah, you're talking to the guy who jumped
a rocket cycle over Apocalypse Canyon.
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Okay, let's wake up the babies.
What could they be?
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Sonic blast cannons?
Plasma laser disintegrators?
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Molten molecule melters?
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Welcome to Bring Your Children
to Work Day.
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[growls]
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-Real... babies?
-[Zoinker] This has gotta be a joke.
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[Wonderpunk] What do these babies have,
superpower puke?
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I climbed to the top
of the toughest video game ever made
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just to change diapers and sing lullabies?
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All right, kids, let's see if you remember
what Daddy's been teaching you
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after nap time.
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Bah! Ah!
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[quiet roar]
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-Little bigger than a salad fork, buddy.
-Ah!
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Ah, you'll get there.
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Mm-ah! I--
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Trust me, kids, when you get bigger,
so will your powers.
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Watch Daddy.
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-[growls]
-[babies giggle]
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[action music playing]
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[laugh]
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[roars]
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[roars fiercely]
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[chuckle]
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Ah!
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[Buckethead] Can we blow something up?
These babies are boring.
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They'll cost me the mission. Isn't there
a space stroller I can put these kids in?
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[Buckethead] You hit that final level.
You're a gamer god!
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Call me Fearless.
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Nothing can stop me now.
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Nothing!
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[phone rings]
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Oh, except her.
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-Hey, Mom.
-[Mom] Hi, sweetie. Just checkin' in.
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I wanna make sure you're not playing
video games while we're gone all weekend.
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-That's ridiculous.
-[Mom] And I'm reminding you
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that your science project is due
in two weeks.
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-Your partner still coming over tonight?
-Yup.
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-This guy's a monster.
-[Mom] What?
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Uh, it's a monster homework assignment,
and I'm on it.
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[Dad] Make sure he fills out
the college application!
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I will, I just have to, uh, finish,
a couple more things.
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-[Dad] Like another video game!
-I'm-- That's not what I'm doing at all.
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[Mom] We should go.
Dad's giving the keynote in a few minutes,
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and you know how he gets gassy
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-when he gets nervous.
-Okay, TMI.
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-Enjoy the weekend. Don't worry about me.
-[Mom] Okay. Bye, sweetie.
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-Honey?
-Yup, me too, bye.
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Okay, let's finish this beast.
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[babies gurgling]
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[roars]
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[action music resumes]
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[babies chuckle]
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[roars of pain]
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-[babies scream]
-[growls]
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[roars]
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[roars loudly]
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-Death by geyser? It's a rough way to go.
-[giggle]
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[Reid] And cue the music,
that sweet sound.
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Ooh, there we go. I'm victor.
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[babies giggle]
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[Arcannis] Captain Lightspeed.
In my way once again.
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Dr. Arcannis.
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Aha. Arcannis.
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-This is the guy I wanna take out.
-[Buckethead] Shoot him, man.
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He looks like asparagus.
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So pathetic, using your children
to fight your battles for you.
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They'll probably grow up
just like their father.
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I bet you wonder what that's like.
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This is far from over, Captain.
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I will never stop until I obliterate you
from the universe
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and conquer every planet in my path.
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You can make
all the deadly threats you want.
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But you don't have superpowers,
and you never will.
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[grunts] This isn't over, Lightspeed.
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Wherever heroes are needed,
we'll be there.
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[electrified buzzing]
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[babies giggle]
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I'll have all your powers and more
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when I take it to the next level.
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[Buckethead] You're about to get
{\an8}to the final level.
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-[Zoinker] That's crazy!
-[Wonderpunk] Insane!
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This is big.
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Fearless is about
to become a household name.
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But first,
I gotta get rid of these babies.
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They're just gonna slow me down.
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Let me see if I-- Oh, here we go, Daycare.
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Okay. Looks like I can drop them off
while they grow their powers.
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[Zoinker] And fill their diapers.
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[Reid] Let a babysitter change 'em,
not me.
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[Captain] Their powers are weak right now.
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I'm hoping they can rest up
and grow them here.
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I hate to let them out of my sight,
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but I have a debriefing
with the Galactic Council.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Their mother's at a weekend seminar:
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"The Dos and Don'ts
of Battling Black Hole Scorpions."
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-You got all of their snacks, right?
-Yes, Captain.
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In case of emergency,
you can reach me using this.
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-Got it.
-My interplanetary communicator.
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-I've seen one before.
-Oh.
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All right.
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[giggles]
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-There you... go.
-You can let go.
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Ah.
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Daddy loves you, baby.
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Just remember that I'll always--
Okay, she's gone.
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[giggling]
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[Wonderpunk] How do we get from
babysitting to winning this game?
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[Zoinker]
Let's get back to blasting stuff.
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[Buckethead] I say skip all the cut
scenes and get to the action.
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On second thought,
I don't wanna miss anything.
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One of these babies might lay
an Easter egg. I don't know.
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[Buckethead] Good point. Smart move.
That's why you're number one and I'm--
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-Two thousandth and ninety-eighth.
-[Buckethead] Ouch. That hurt.
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As their powers increase, we make sure
each baby gets a palladium pacifier.
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This neutralizes their power,
so they don't use them, accidentally.
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Of course, yes, I remember.
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All of our playrooms are reinforced steel,
laser-repellent, flame-retardant,
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earthquake-proof, radiation-proof.
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[thudding]
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Oh, and tinkle-proof.
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[thuds]
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[laughing]
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-Fleech.
-Ah!
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Focus.
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It's time to steal some babies.
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-[making gun noises]
-And no, you may not eat them.
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Aw.
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[Arcannis] Come on.
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Ah.
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Huh.
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Eh?
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Here.
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Titus.
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I can only hope
you're as strong as your father.
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-[snoring]
-[licks lips] Umm.
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[sniffs]
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Ugh!
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Xander.
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Creates anything he imagines.
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Just imagine.
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-[grunts]
-Mmm.
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[groans]
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Kira. The girl child
of Captain Lightspeed.
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-You may be the most powerful of all.
-Mmm.
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-[toy squeaking]
-You fool!
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I love you. You're my best fri--
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Shhh.
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[gasps]
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[eerie music playing]
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[door slides]
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[gasps]
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He just stole the babies.
Wow, this is heating up.
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-[Buckethead] Watch out for traps.
-I gotta wrap this up soon.
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Melanie is coming over.
We gotta work on our science project.
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-[Zoinker] Melanie. She's fire.
-[Buckethead] You're lucky.
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She's really smart too.
I got Lunch Room Louise. Ugh!
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With any luck Melanie will
do the project for me.
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-[Zoinker] Sorry, I'm out. Dinner time.
-[Wonderpunk]{\an8} Me too.
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-{\an8}Text me when it gets good.
-[Reid] Later guys.
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[Buckethead] I'm with you.
No way I'm missing this.
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Finally. Back to The Obsidian.
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[spaceship whooshing]
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Yes. This is gonna be tight!
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Ah. [laughs]
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[humming]
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Hmm.
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-Fleech.
-[yells]
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[panting]
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Hook up the subjects to The Extrapolator.
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[gasps] This chair's all sweaty
and... moist.
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[laughs awkwardly]
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Captain Lightspeed. You look distraught.
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Arcannis. You filth!
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You took my children!
If you touch one hair--
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Please. Spare me
your needless declarations and warnings.
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I just called to thank you
for giving me the idea, Captain.
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"You don't have superpowers,
and you never will."
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But what if I found a way?
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You see,
with my new Extrapolator, I have.
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And who better to give them to me
than your defenseless offspring?
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[whimsical music playing]
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[babies cooing]
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[yawns]
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[humming]
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[clattering]
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[yells]
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-[speaking gibberish]
-[giggling]
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You've always been jealous of my powers.
Daddy issues?
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-What?
-[Captain] Your dad took over 20
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or 30 planets before I locked him up.
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And you? Hang on,
let me do the math. Zero.
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I'll conquer all of my father's planets
and more.
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Somebody's a little obsessed.
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Obsessed? Obsessed? How dare you!
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You sit on your golden throne
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high above the rest of us.
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I wasn't born with a silver spoon
in my mouth. Huh.
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But now I will make my own spoon.
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A spoon that will crush you all.
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-That's a pretty big spoon.
-It's not a real spoon, Lightspeed!
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-[groans]
-[squeals]
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[slaps]
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-Wee.
-[terrified gibberish]
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-[electric shocks]
-[yells]
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[striking]
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[speaking angry gibberish]
250
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,125
[wails]
251
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,750
[thuds]
252
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:21,916
Oh, but how the tide has turned.
253
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,291
I will harvest your babies' powers,
254
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:28,333
and then nothing can stop me
from conquering any planet I wish.
255
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,916
[muffled screaming]
256
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,333
[cooing]
257
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,416
[groans in pain]
258
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:36,583
[thuds]
259
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:37,708
[moans]
260
00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:39,125
[giggles, clapping]
261
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,291
Ooh.
262
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,500
My master plan is in motion,
263
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:44,083
every piece is in place
264
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:47,750
as your angelic children,
peacefully slumbering,
265
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:51,958
unaware of their contribution
to my unstoppable, diabolical powers.
266
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,291
-[yells]
-[thuds]
267
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,208
Ah.
268
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,000
[yells]
269
00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,291
[banging]
270
00:14:00,666 --> 00:14:01,500
Yeah.
271
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,916
-[screams]
-[thuds]
272
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,958
[giggles]
273
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:06,958
I have anticipated
even the slightest error,
274
00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:11,416
every detail, every precise calculation
in my favor.
275
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,500
[groans]
276
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:14,166
[giggles] Eh!
277
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,083
[screams]
278
00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:17,583
[giggles]
279
00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:18,708
Ta ta.
280
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:22,791
[gurgles]
281
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,125
Oh.
282
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:28,625
[giggles]
283
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:35,458
I'd love to exchange more deadly threats,
but I must get the little ones to my lair.
284
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:39,083
-So much power to consume, so little time.
-No--!
285
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,833
[laughs]
286
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,500
-Wow.
-[grunts]
287
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,875
-[robot] Welcome aboard.
-[cooing]
288
00:14:49,541 --> 00:14:50,541
[gurgling]
289
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:51,958
-[beeps]
-Wow.
290
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,875
[robot] Launch code accepted.
291
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,625
Please hang on.
292
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,916
[distant screaming]
293
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,333
[alarm sets]
294
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,291
Uh-oh. Warning.
295
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,541
Final level.
296
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:13,541
Do you accept the consequences?
That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
297
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,000
[Buckethead] That's freaky.
298
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,500
Ah, it's all hype.
299
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,500
They just put that in there to scare me.
Nice try.
300
00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:22,875
Time for Fearless to become a legend.
301
00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:23,958
[clicks]
302
00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:29,416
[whooshing]
303
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,083
[dramatic music playing]
304
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:40,000
Cool. There's nothing like flying
through a wormhole.
305
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,291
[Buckethead snickers] Worm hole.
306
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,083
This calls for more caffeine.
307
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,208
[Buckethead] Hear that.
I'm gonna go eat a pie.
308
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,666
[blasts]
309
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,000
[engines revving]
310
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:07,875
[whooshing]
311
00:16:10,791 --> 00:16:12,250
-Okay.
-[door bell rings]
312
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,750
Oh, not now.
313
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,041
-Hang on.
-[whirling]
314
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:19,250
Okay, you don't have to knock so hard.
I heard the bell the first time.
315
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,416
Jeez Louise.
316
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,208
[dogs barking]
317
00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:23,666
[crickets chirping]
318
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:35,000
-General Blazerhatch.
-[General] I'll take a coffee, black.
319
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,833
What's the skinny on our UFO?
320
00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:40,333
The object came from outside
Earth's atmosphere at 1900 hours.
321
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,750
We're picking up vital signs
from inside the object.
322
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:46,083
Sweet God in heaven.
323
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:50,083
I guess I'll take that coffee... to go.
324
00:16:52,541 --> 00:16:53,750
[chuckles]
325
00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:54,875
[gasps]
326
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,916
No! No!
327
00:16:59,041 --> 00:16:59,875
[clatters]
328
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,916
[thuds]
329
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,875
[gasps]
330
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,416
[grunts]
331
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:06,541
Imbecile.
332
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,708
You pile of worthless skin cells.
333
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,541
You only had to get them
into The Extrapolator.
334
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:12,666
[sighs]
335
00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:15,458
[clicks]
336
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,458
Let's go hunting.
337
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,750
Melanie. Hey. Hi. Uh, come on in.
338
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,958
I'm not interrupting anything, am I?
339
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,541
No. I was just saving the world.
340
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:31,416
You know, uh, Planet Master?
341
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,291
[scoffs] I don't really play video games.
342
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:38,083
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal online.
Fearless, that's my gamer tag.
343
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:42,875
Hmm. Yeah. I spend my time studying.
Really focused on graduating right now.
344
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,041
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too.
345
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:48,083
I figure if we work on this 3 hours
a night for 2 nights,
346
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:50,083
we'll have this project done this weekend.
347
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:53,416
Or 2 hours a night over the next week.
I have both schedules here.
348
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,416
[chuckles]
349
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:59,333
Wh-- Whoa, that's a lot of scheduling.
Did you schedule any bathroom breaks?
350
00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,041
Of course. Twice an hour.
351
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:05,250
This is 30 percent of our grade, Reid.
I'm taking it seriously.
352
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,250
So let's get to brainstorming.
353
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:10,333
-I'm sure you have some ideas.
-Sure.
354
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,583
Like...
355
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,958
There's solar power.
356
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,583
-Uh, the electricity of light.
-[snaps fingers]
357
00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:20,833
Uhhh. Arcannis effect on lightspeed.
358
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,291
Space travel!
359
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:25,708
I was thinking
advanced geometric telecommunications.
360
00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:26,958
Or rocket boots.
361
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:29,083
You wanna make rocket boots?
362
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,833
-These are just rough ideas. Oh.
-[thudding]
363
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:36,166
-[boom]
-[giggles]
364
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,541
[gurgles]
365
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,875
Ah.
366
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,500
[cooing]
367
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,125
-Wow.
-[chuckles]
368
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,541
Mmm.
369
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:50,000
Uh-huh.
370
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,625
See, this-- this is why
I'm not a fan of partner projects.
371
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,208
I'm usually the only one
who does any work.
372
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,458
I-- I-- Um...
373
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:02,083
This is gonna be a long night.
Might as well take our first break now.
374
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,875
-Where's your bathroom?
-First door down the hall.
375
00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:07,375
Can you at least crack a notebook
while I'm gone?
376
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,291
Write down one idea.
377
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,458
[sighs]
378
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,583
I guess she's not gonna
do the whole project for me.
379
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:16,875
[door slides]
380
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:18,958
What?
381
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,375
[eerie music playing]
382
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,208
Huh.
383
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:31,750
[sliding]
384
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,500
That was weird.
385
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,083
[cooing]
386
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,291
Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Oh-huh!
387
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,666
-[cooing]
-[thuds] Oh.
388
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:43,083
Baby. Here from the game. [chuckles] Okay…
389
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:46,041
Uh, well,
this can't be actually happening.
390
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:46,958
Ah!
391
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:48,500
Huh.
392
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,166
-Another one? Did they all come here?
-[cooing]
393
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,833
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Bu-- Just stay.
394
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:56,083
-Ahh.
-Whoa. Oh, baby.
395
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,375
Whoa. Don't eat...
396
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,750
Um. Oh.
397
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,833
[cooing]
398
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,500
[gurgling]
399
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:10,083
No, no, no, no. You can't be here.
This doesn't make sense.
400
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:13,750
Just put you back in the game. Uh.
Come on. Come on!
401
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,875
What is this? I found a baby in here.
402
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:19,375
What?
403
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,666
There are more?
When did you start babysitting?
404
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,125
They're not really-- Here's the thing.
405
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,333
These babies are from Planet Master.
406
00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:30,333
Stop with the jokes, Reid.
Whose kids are these?
407
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:31,833
It might be hard to believe,
408
00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:35,041
but these are actually the children of…
Captain Lightspeed.
409
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:38,958
And he's in the video game. [chuckles]
They have super powers.
410
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:41,708
If you're trying to bail
on the science project, just say so.
411
00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:43,375
I will figure this out.
412
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,541
Until I do, we can still work
on the project.
413
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:49,041
-I just have to keep them busy.
-And how are you gonna do that?
414
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,500
Okay, toys. You want toys. Here you go.
415
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,666
-This is a shoe, and here is a ball.
-[coos]
416
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:56,625
Uh...
417
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,875
-Uh, and this is a mouse.
-[coos]
418
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,583
-[cries]
-Oh, what is-- What's happening?
419
00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:06,208
{\an8}What's this? Don't make that sound.
Noooo, no, no, no.
420
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,208
Oh, here, these usually work.
421
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,750
I'm gonna go find them something
more appropriate to play with.
422
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:14,875
Fine, great.
423
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:19,750
There's gotta be a cheat code
to delete you, or...
424
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,333
-[coos]
-Where's the third one?
425
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:26,500
Oh, no, no, no, no, where'd he go? Okay.
426
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:27,708
[coos]
427
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:29,708
Here. Uh, play with this.
428
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:31,875
[whimpers]
429
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,083
-[coos]
-Yup, that's a ball.
430
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,375
-[whines]
-Yeah, you got it.
431
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,208
-[cries]
-Look, I get it, you wanna-- Oh!
432
00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:41,750
-[thuds]
-[giggling]
433
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:45,250
And now your powers are getting stronger?
Please, not here.
434
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,875
-[giggling]
-[thuds]
435
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:48,125
-Uh.
-[thuds]
436
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,500
Oh. Hey, not the bookshelf. Get down.
437
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:51,541
[giggles]
438
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,625
-Ah! [grunts]
-[thuds]
439
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:56,916
You do not throw a book at me, okay?
That's not a toy.
440
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,541
And you are a bad baby.
441
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:01,291
[grunts]
442
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:03,750
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh!
443
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:04,666
Oh! No, no!
444
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,791
-Ah! [groans]
-[thudding]
445
00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:07,708
[giggling]
446
00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,708
What happened? Anybody hurt?
447
00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:11,791
-[groans]
-[thuds]
448
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:15,125
Just you. You gotta be more careful
around little kids.
449
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,291
-They're not just kids--
-You figure out what to do
450
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:20,750
with these babies. I'm gonna go work
in the kitchen and get something done.
451
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:21,708
-Oh!
-[thuds]
452
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:23,916
[laughing]
453
00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:27,166
Laugh it up, you little space gremlins.
454
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,416
If I got you here, I'm gonna figure out
how to send you back.
455
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,541
[wails]
456
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:35,833
-[screams]
-Oh, shrimp. Okay...
457
00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:37,166
Everything all right?
458
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:40,791
-Um. Hey, kid, why don't you just--
-[laughs]
459
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,166
-[bangs]
-Oh!
460
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:43,500
[coos]
461
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:44,833
[bursts]
462
00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:46,750
-Ah.
-Wow.
463
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:50,208
What are you trying to do in here?
Teach them professional wrestling?
464
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:52,458
No, I've been trying to tell you,
465
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:54,958
these babies are from Planet Master,
the video game.
466
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,125
I played the final level and somehow
broke the laws of time and space
467
00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,791
and brought them... here.
468
00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:03,041
Reid, I don't have time for this.
469
00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:04,458
I came here to work.
470
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:07,250
-Can you just focus on--
-Put down the couch!
471
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:08,375
Put down what?
472
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,875
-Fine. You wanna play games?
-[giggles]
473
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,541
You can keep babysitting
or whatever this is.
474
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,708
I'm gonna ask Mrs. Wilson
to assign me another partner.
475
00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:22,166
-This isn't my fault. It's this game.
-You really need to grow up.
476
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:26,125
I'm not gonna let some slacker like you
crash my whole GPA.
477
00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:27,750
Go back to your video games.
478
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:31,000
You seem to be more successful there
than you are in real life.
479
00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,375
-Ah!
-[coos]
480
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:35,083
Who threw the shoe?
481
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,833
Well, congratulations.
482
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,416
You ruined her night. You ruined my night.
483
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,041
You ruined half my house. Well done.
484
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,208
[babbling, clapping]
485
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:48,041
Oh yeah, give yourself a hand. [claps]
486
00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:49,041
[coos]
487
00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:50,083
[booms]
488
00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:53,083
-Ooh!
-[shatters]
489
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,125
[Titus] Uh-oh!
490
00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:58,208
Video game babies.
491
00:23:58,291 --> 00:24:00,083
[indistinct talking via radio]
492
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,333
[ticking]
493
00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:05,875
[Mission Control] Houston, we've lost
satellite 1187. Are you seeing…
494
00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:11,125
[Houston Control] Mission Control,
we are losing your signal, are you...
495
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,500
[blasts]
496
00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:17,333
[clangs]
497
00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:24,541
The second object just entered
the atmosphere. We're tracking it now.
498
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:28,083
Get me the Pentagon. I want the Air Force
ready to shake a big stick at this.
499
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,000
Someone hand me an important file.
500
00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:32,083
-Put this on a clipboard.
-Yes, ma'am.
501
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,583
I want a clipboard handed to me
every 2 minutes.
502
00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:35,583
Yes, ma'am.
503
00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:38,791
I want this retyped
in bold Courier font, all caps.
504
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:39,791
Yes, ma'am.
505
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:42,666
When this chopper lands
and my black Cadillacs hit the ground,
506
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,500
I want a base camp waiting, gentlemen.
507
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,916
No bug-eyed moon man
is gonna probe the U.S. of A. on my watch.
508
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
[all] Yes, ma'am.
509
00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:50,416
[action music playing]
510
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,250
[engines revving]
511
00:24:58,166 --> 00:24:59,208
[babies giggle]
512
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,625
-[baby squeals]
-[thuds]
513
00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:07,291
Through a wormhole? From a video game?
514
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:11,333
I don't know how to explain it,
but we have to send these babies back
515
00:25:11,416 --> 00:25:14,250
-into the game.
-We? There is no "we."
516
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,916
These kids would break
Mary Poppins in half.
517
00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:18,333
-Ah!
-[screams]
518
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:19,250
Hey.
519
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:21,958
You need to call animal control
or the police.
520
00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:25,250
No cops. Last thing I need
is that phone call to my parents.
521
00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:27,916
I'm outta here. You're on your own.
Are you crazy?
522
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,583
-I can't handle this on my own!
-[baby squeals]
523
00:25:30,666 --> 00:25:32,000
-[thudding]
-[giggling]
524
00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:35,416
Please help me. Just until I can send them
back where they came from.
525
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:39,125
Wrangling space babies was not part
of my schedule today, okay?
526
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,791
Hmm. You are pathetic.
527
00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:45,250
[sighs]
528
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:47,750
-[babies cooing]
-I gotta call my parents.
529
00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:48,958
Thank you.
530
00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:51,250
Mom. Yeah, I know.
531
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:55,500
This big project just got...
a lot bigger than I thought.
532
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:56,583
[clattering]
533
00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:58,000
Might go pretty late.
534
00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,333
Okay. Bye!
535
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:01,958
[sniffs]
536
00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:04,083
What? Ew.
537
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:05,833
Uh. What's--
538
00:26:05,916 --> 00:26:07,708
Oh, Titus.
539
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:08,625
[squeals]
540
00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:09,541
Huh.
541
00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:14,791
-[Reid] Oh, smells so bad I can see it.
-[Melanie] That's pure human suffering.
542
00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,291
[babies laughing]
543
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,875
[dramatic music playing]
544
00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:21,291
[Captain] I finally found
your secret lair, Arcannis.
545
00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:24,000
[base leader] Captain, careful.
Walking into that lair
546
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,416
is like walking into a seven layer
lasagna of death.
547
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,666
Then get me my bib.
548
00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:32,250
I'm going in to get my babies back,
and it's about to get messy.
549
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:35,166
[laser cutting]
550
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,958
[grunts, claps]
551
00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:41,000
[thuds]
552
00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:42,750
[suspenseful music playing]
553
00:26:50,291 --> 00:26:52,250
[robotic voices]
554
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,125
[Captain] Nine against one?
That hardly seems fair.
555
00:26:57,541 --> 00:26:59,958
Looks like you guys could use a recharge.
556
00:27:00,041 --> 00:27:01,291
[robotic voices]
557
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:06,083
[game narrator] Game on.
558
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,333
[grunts]
559
00:27:07,416 --> 00:27:08,833
[action music playing]
560
00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:12,416
Power up.
561
00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:31,750
Hold it down.
562
00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:38,583
Sorry. Did I cut you off?
563
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:45,291
[game narrator echoing] Level up.
564
00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:46,208
[sighs]
565
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,041
Thanks for the workout, guys.
566
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,708
Palladium? I've got no powers.
567
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:56,375
Surprise.
568
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,291
I'm not here right now.
569
00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:00,833
And neither are your precious children.
570
00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:03,041
Please, make yourself at home.
571
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:06,916
If your home is a maze
of merciless death traps!
572
00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,208
[laughing]
573
00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:13,083
I'm no good at mazes!
574
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:17,083
[whooshing]
575
00:28:30,791 --> 00:28:31,958
[thuds]
576
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,375
[Arcannis] Ugh. Fleech.
577
00:28:33,458 --> 00:28:34,666
So sorry, master.
578
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:37,875
Give me the scanner.
579
00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:38,916
All right, then.
580
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,291
[screams]
581
00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:43,541
This blasted planet is thick
with interference.
582
00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:46,166
Radio waves, satellite waves.
583
00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:47,458
[sighs]
584
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:50,375
It's time for a little help
from my friends.
585
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,791
Hello, my darlings. Off you go.
586
00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,833
Find my little runaways.
587
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,125
-Fleech, did you set this on stun?
-Ah.
588
00:29:08,208 --> 00:29:10,208
[screams, thuds]
589
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,250
Hm. Yes, you did.
590
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:18,833
The pod is close.
591
00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:21,541
It appears we have landed on...
592
00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:23,833
-Earth?
-Verr...
593
00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:25,000
That's the name?
594
00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:27,250
-Sounds like a stomach virus.
-Ew.
595
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,875
Or the name of a pet worm.
596
00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:30,583
Or a type of mucous.
597
00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:34,875
-[imitates farting sounds]
-Uh. Yes. That's it.
598
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:37,625
When a Noglar squats in the woods...
599
00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:39,875
it takes an "earth."
600
00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:42,875
Ew. Bleurgh. [mutters]
601
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,708
[Kira sighs, coos]
602
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,125
[birds chirping]
603
00:29:58,333 --> 00:29:59,250
Uh.
604
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:06,333
Uhh.
605
00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:07,625
Ugh.
606
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:08,791
Ah.
607
00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,000
Oh. Wow.
608
00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:19,791
Is this what I think it is?
609
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,791
-Oh.
-[Captain] You evil scum.
610
00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:25,208
I'm gonna blast you into the Jade Nebula
when I find you.
611
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:28,375
-Captain Lightspeed? Is that you?
-Who are you talking to?
612
00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:31,333
It's the captain, you know?
Remember the-- Oh.
613
00:30:31,416 --> 00:30:32,666
[whirs]
614
00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:37,083
This is Captain Darius Lightspeed,
Galactic Defense Commander.
615
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:40,500
Uh, this is Reid.
Senior, McKinley High School.
616
00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:43,875
What have you done with my children,
Reid Senior McKinley High School?
617
00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:45,625
I'll vaporize you where you stand!
618
00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:49,666
Hold on. We're on the same side.
I've been on a hundred missions with you.
619
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:53,041
Shooting plasma falcons,
breaking out of gravity prison,
620
00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:56,583
-remember the worm people?
-Is he wearing a Danskin?
621
00:30:56,666 --> 00:30:59,208
[both] It's called a uniform!
622
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:02,333
-Did I call at a bad time?
-Nothin' I can't handle.
623
00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:04,250
Just another day on the job.
624
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,166
Don't change the subject.
Do you have my babies or not?
625
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,541
[Reid] I do have them.
They've destroyed my home.
626
00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:11,250
You need to pick them up ASAP.
627
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,791
Reid, no other mission
is more important than this.
628
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,875
I need you to keep my kids safe.
629
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:20,291
Use their palladium pacifiers
to neutralize their powers.
630
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:21,458
Right. Okay.
631
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:25,416
There's more. If you have the babies,
Arcannis is coming for you.
632
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:26,666
Arcannis, who?
633
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,291
Dr. Arcannis.
634
00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:31,333
The most devious criminal mind
in the galaxy.
635
00:31:31,916 --> 00:31:33,416
[evil laughter]
636
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,791
Yup, that's the guy.
637
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:45,333
Looks like the Grinch
got some bad plastic surgery.
638
00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:49,333
If he gets a hold of my children,
he will take their powers as his own.
639
00:31:49,416 --> 00:31:52,041
And the first planet he conquers
will be yours.
640
00:31:53,666 --> 00:31:54,791
Okay. I'm out.
641
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,458
I'm afraid you've both been marked.
642
00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,500
-I don't wanna be marked.
-Well, you are.
643
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:03,125
If I can track you, so can he.
He probably already knows where you are.
644
00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:06,333
Give me a second to trace your signal,
and I'll be able to locate you.
645
00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:10,041
I can't be marked. I've got my own plans.
I wanna go to college.
646
00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:11,416
I wanna get married.
647
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:15,583
I still have a $200 Sephora gift card
I've never spent, and now I'm marked.
648
00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:17,083
-Dada.
-No, no, no, don't!
649
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:20,625
-No!
-No!
650
00:32:21,458 --> 00:32:22,333
[coos]
651
00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:25,291
He's gone.
652
00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:27,666
How's he gonna find us now?
653
00:32:30,958 --> 00:32:31,916
[cooing]
654
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,750
Reid. We've gotta get out of here.
655
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:35,875
Uh-huh.
656
00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:37,750
[action music playing]
657
00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:44,791
[coos]
658
00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:47,458
[engine starting]
659
00:32:47,541 --> 00:32:48,416
[revving]
660
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,833
And don't think this gets you out
of our science project.
661
00:32:51,916 --> 00:32:53,208
[babies giggling]
662
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,375
[speaking indistinctly]
663
00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:05,583
[chimes]
664
00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:09,750
I need an ETA on the surveillance truck
and an ETA on lunch.
665
00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:11,875
No onions on the burger this time.
666
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,041
No... onions.
667
00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:32,416
[Arcannis] Ah, the smell of ripe diaper.
668
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,500
-They were here, all right.
-Yeah.
669
00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:37,791
Looks just like my lab.
670
00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:39,750
[chuckles awkwardly] Huh.
671
00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:42,375
[grunts]
672
00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:43,541
[sniffs]
673
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:46,208
Uh.
674
00:33:46,416 --> 00:33:47,500
[glass shutters]
675
00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:49,916
They are getting stronger.
676
00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:53,250
We must find my little runaways quickly.
677
00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:58,125
We are so close. I can smell them.
678
00:33:58,208 --> 00:33:59,458
[glass scattering]
679
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,458
I will find you.
680
00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:07,125
[chewing]
681
00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:09,125
[chewing resumes]
682
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:10,708
Do you mind?
683
00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:13,291
[gulps]
684
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,958
[vehicle approaching]
685
00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:24,250
We have to call our parents
and the police. This has gone far enough.
686
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:27,416
We can't call anyone. You heard
Lightspeed, Arcannis is tracking us.
687
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:30,416
He could be tracking our phones.
You don't wanna put your family
688
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:35,125
in danger too, do you?
No! No kicking, please, space babies.
689
00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:37,208
[whining]
690
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,791
Do not let them tear this car apart.
691
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,333
Let's find some music?
692
00:34:41,416 --> 00:34:43,500
["If You're Happy" playing]
693
00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:44,875
[crying]
694
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:47,791
["Hush Little Baby" playing]
695
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:50,666
[wailing, gasps]
696
00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:52,708
["All Night Long" playing]
697
00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:54,458
♪ All night
All night ♪
698
00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:57,166
Okay. They love Lionel Richie.
699
00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:58,125
♪ All night ♪
700
00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:00,791
-Seriously?
-Hey. He's a national treasure.
701
00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:02,125
These guys get it.
702
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,208
[giggling, clapping]
703
00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:06,000
♪ All night long... ♪
704
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:07,333
What is this?
705
00:35:07,416 --> 00:35:08,875
♪ Oh, yeah
All night ♪
706
00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:09,958
Oh no.
707
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,166
Okay, everybody be cool.
You babies, be cool.
708
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:13,416
You be cool.
709
00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:16,458
[dramatic music playing]
710
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,541
Maybe we just hand these kids over
to them.
711
00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:24,458
Are you kidding? Have you heard
what the military does to aliens?
712
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,125
[knocking]
713
00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:35,458
♪ Let the music take control ♪
714
00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:39,958
-Can you cut the music?
-But he's a national treasure.
715
00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:41,375
[babies crying]
716
00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:43,041
Where're you kids going today?
717
00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,666
-Camping!
-Road trip. Uh...
718
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,541
-Camping road trip, to go camping.
-What he said.
719
00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:49,125
Is the air safe out here?
720
00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:51,708
Just a precaution.
We'll ask the questions.
721
00:35:51,791 --> 00:35:54,208
We're checking cars
for anything peculiar.
722
00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:57,458
Nothin' peculiar here.
723
00:35:57,541 --> 00:36:01,375
Uh, very, very normal car.
We're all normal here. How are you?
724
00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:04,458
-We're gonna need to look in the trunk.
-No problem.
725
00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:05,416
[chuckles]
726
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,375
[exhales in mask]
727
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:08,666
Uh, nice mask.
728
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:10,541
Any relation to Darth?
729
00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:13,666
You packed a toaster.
730
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:16,875
I've never been camping.
I had no idea what I'd need.
731
00:36:16,958 --> 00:36:18,666
You've got roller skates here too.
732
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:22,000
I really didn't think it through
on a lot of this. I see that now.
733
00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:24,791
Ba-ba. Ooh.
734
00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:26,750
Is that a pool noodle?
735
00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,750
Uhh... you never know.
736
00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:30,958
Oh.
737
00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:34,125
So, uh, you're not much of a talker,
are you?
738
00:36:34,791 --> 00:36:35,833
[exhales]
739
00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:38,541
[cooing]
740
00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:40,166
Huh. Huh.
741
00:36:40,250 --> 00:36:41,750
[excited cooing]
742
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:42,750
[gasps]
743
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:45,166
-Hey! Stop!
-Bye-bye.
744
00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:48,166
Get back here with my jeep!
Get back here! Hey!
745
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:50,083
Oh, we are so going to jail.
746
00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,208
[pants]
747
00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:56,666
[cooing]
748
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:58,583
Oh.
749
00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:01,541
[giggles]
750
00:37:03,041 --> 00:37:04,208
Huh.
751
00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:05,750
[screams]
752
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,916
[giggles]
753
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,708
No, no, no!
I don't wanna die this way!
754
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:14,625
-No! Huh! I don't wanna die this way! No!
-[giggles]
755
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,500
-No!
-[yells]
756
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:17,875
No!
757
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:22,250
-Oh.
-[laughs]
758
00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,541
What's going on here?
759
00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:26,208
-How--
-What happened?
760
00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:29,291
-We've gotta get back on the road.
-There was a bubble.
761
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:30,208
You saw a bubble?
762
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:33,750
I was in a bubble. A big purple,
a big purple balloon.
763
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:35,916
That doesn't make sense.
Does that make sense?
764
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,958
Nope, no sense.
765
00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:39,666
I was in a big bubble. I'm serious.
766
00:37:40,208 --> 00:37:42,708
It's those babies. One of 'em took my car.
767
00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:43,791
He chased me.
768
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,833
Whoa, whoa, whoa, a baby stole your car?
769
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,916
Is your mask on too tight, Ronnie?
770
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,958
No. I mean... I don't-- I don't think so.
771
00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:54,666
[squeals]
772
00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,375
[Reid] Whoa, baby.
773
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:57,708
Titus...
774
00:37:58,291 --> 00:38:00,458
put the car down.
775
00:38:00,541 --> 00:38:01,625
[coos]
776
00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:03,416
Yes. Now.
777
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:04,791
No, don't throw it!
778
00:38:06,166 --> 00:38:07,625
[thudding]
779
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:10,000
Well, he put it down.
780
00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:12,250
No cookie for you, Titus! No cookie!
781
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:15,208
I'm so sorry. Have a nice day. [chuckles]
782
00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:17,791
Okay, let's turn up that music.
783
00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:19,000
[song resumes]
784
00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:22,791
-We gotta get off the road.
-[Melanie] I know the perfect place.
785
00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:24,041
[babies laugh]
786
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,500
[dramatic music playing]
787
00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:30,041
[indistinct chatter over radio]
788
00:38:34,541 --> 00:38:36,875
Mother of all things holy.
789
00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:39,958
Our sweet green Earth
is living on borrowed time.
790
00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:45,583
My guess puts these creatures
at six, seven feet tall.
791
00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:47,333
Some kind of space predator.
792
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,583
Multiple arms, possibly tentacles.
793
00:38:51,791 --> 00:38:53,416
Claws of a wolverine.
794
00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:57,250
They probably shoot spider babies
right outta their face.
795
00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:00,875
-[sniffs]
-[soldier] General.
796
00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:04,083
-Neighbors saw a car leave two hours ago.
-Get me that plate.
797
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:08,125
Put that in a bag with a number on it.
Somebody hand me a clipboard.
798
00:39:08,208 --> 00:39:10,750
General, we got a hit
at one of the checkpoints.
799
00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:13,083
Something they're calling
super freaky-deaky.
800
00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:15,583
Define freaky-deaky, Private.
801
00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:18,958
-Babies. Babies. Babies
-Babies? Babies? Babies?
802
00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:20,375
What do you mean, babies?
803
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:23,666
Super-powered alien babies.
Cute but deadly.
804
00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:29,208
They... probably shape-shifted
into the form of their human victims.
805
00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:32,500
Put out an APB, all channels!
806
00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:34,625
We're looking for infants...
807
00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:36,750
of mass destruction.
808
00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:42,541
You got anything in your date planner
about surviving in the woods?
809
00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:46,458
[Melanie] You're talking to Camp Nogiwa's
"Camper of the Year," gamer boy.
810
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:51,458
[soft music playing]
811
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:53,333
[yawns]
812
00:39:55,416 --> 00:39:56,416
[sighs]
813
00:39:57,541 --> 00:39:59,750
Come on, Fearless. Let's set up camp.
814
00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:00,666
[groans]
815
00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:03,333
[groans]
816
00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:05,041
[grunts]
817
00:40:06,291 --> 00:40:08,208
[cooing, giggling]
818
00:40:08,833 --> 00:40:09,833
[sighs]
819
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,625
Hey. How about a hand?
Aren't you supposed to be super strong?
820
00:40:13,833 --> 00:40:14,833
[blows raspberry]
821
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:17,750
Ooh. Uh. Da, da, da, da!
822
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:19,750
Oh, no, baby, don't--! Uh...
823
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,583
[all laughing]
824
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000
But please tell me
you brought some toilet paper.
825
00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:32,208
Well, I've got some drive-through
receipts in the car.
826
00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:33,125
[groans]
827
00:40:33,375 --> 00:40:37,083
I was supposed to go to Red Lobster
with my girlfriends tonight.
828
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:41,250
-Are you gonna be able to fix that thing?
-I'd better. Or I'm gonna miss Crabfest.
829
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:44,333
Besides, it's just a machine.
There has to be a way.
830
00:40:44,416 --> 00:40:45,416
[sighs]
831
00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:49,541
Uh, just seems like we're a little
out of our league here, y'know?
832
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:52,875
Well, all we can do is try, y'know?
Put in some effort?
833
00:40:52,958 --> 00:40:56,041
We need to get this done,
so we can get back to our science project.
834
00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:59,458
Think that brain of yours can solve
something other than a video game?
835
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:01,083
Ooh! [coos]
836
00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:02,750
Hey, little guy.
837
00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:05,750
Uh, I wonder what you're thinkin'.
I wonder--
838
00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:09,375
[loud burping]
839
00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:10,958
[squawking]
840
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:12,041
[Reid] Eurgh.
841
00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:15,875
[Melanie laughs] You said it, Titus.
842
00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:17,083
[giggles]
843
00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:22,916
Uh! Where have they gone?
844
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,875
Oh! You got me.
845
00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:29,000
["Us Come Together"
by Ramel Carter playing]
846
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,333
Hi.
847
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,500
Radio repair.
848
00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:39,208
[phone] Rainbows and Bears.
849
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,458
[Titus laughs]
850
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:46,875
[squeals]
851
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:53,916
-Ooh-ooh-ooh.
-[Xander laughs]
852
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,541
Oh, come on.
853
00:41:56,958 --> 00:41:57,875
[gasps]
854
00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:01,625
[squeals]
855
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,958
Quack, quack! Ooh!
856
00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:07,666
Ah!
857
00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:10,500
Ah!
858
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,125
[Reid] Whoa!
859
00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:18,083
Oh!
860
00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:25,458
-Titus! Do not drop a tree on your sister.
-[giggles]
861
00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:28,875
[giggles]
862
00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:32,041
-He did that on his own.
-He's really getting better.
863
00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:34,291
[cooing, giggling]
864
00:42:34,916 --> 00:42:38,458
[sighs] These pieces are so tiny.
I can't see what I'm doing.
865
00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:39,833
Let me try something.
866
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,041
[coos]
867
00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:43,791
Xander, can you make this?
868
00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,333
Make big ones.
869
00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:47,583
Huh.
870
00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:52,000
Oh, man. He's doing it.
871
00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:53,208
That does help.
872
00:42:53,625 --> 00:42:55,666
Look. Spin this one, it fits here.
873
00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:57,875
-Okay. I see it.
-There we go.
874
00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:00,958
[buzzes]
875
00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:03,541
Pretty good, Xander.
876
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:04,625
[giggles]
877
00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:08,125
You did it. Genius.
878
00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:09,958
Did you have any doubt?
879
00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:12,250
Thanks.
880
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:14,333
[dramatic music playing]
881
00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:25,208
Eight, nine, ten. Yup, still got 'em all.
882
00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:29,791
Captain's log.
I continue to wander this maze like a rat.
883
00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:32,750
It's endless. Dead end.
884
00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:33,666
Huh.
885
00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:36,875
-Ooh!
-[thuds]
886
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,041
Or not.
887
00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:40,583
Captain's log. I hate mazes.
888
00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:45,000
[blinks]
889
00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:46,916
Bling?
890
00:43:48,916 --> 00:43:50,583
You gotta be kidding me.
891
00:43:50,666 --> 00:43:51,500
[thuds]
892
00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:55,833
You gotta be kidding!
893
00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:02,333
[Fleech speaking gibberish]
894
00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:06,166
[mutters]
895
00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:09,208
[licks]
896
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:12,958
This is our best vantage point
to scan the entire town.
897
00:44:13,583 --> 00:44:14,666
Access the drones.
898
00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:16,750
[yells, gasps] Phew!
899
00:44:17,666 --> 00:44:19,541
[mother] Are you listening to me?
900
00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:22,708
[daughter] I listen to you all day,
Mother. Do you ever listen to me?
901
00:44:22,791 --> 00:44:23,625
What?
902
00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:26,791
[barista] That's a grande mocha
half-caf macchiato, no whip, no foam.
903
00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:27,708
[laughs]
904
00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:30,916
[piano teacher] …3, and 4.
And 1, and 2, and 3--
905
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:31,833
Blah.
906
00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:35,916
[DJ] Yo yo. Takin' your calls.
It's your boy, UP NYC on The Noize 105 FM.
907
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,208
-Hit me up. Tell me what you wanna hear.
-[mutters angrily]
908
00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:41,666
Hey now, don't be shy. You on The Noize.
909
00:44:42,958 --> 00:44:44,083
Who's this?
910
00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:47,250
This is Dr. Arcannis,
overlord of cosmic domination.
911
00:44:47,333 --> 00:44:50,208
Yo, whaddup, Einstein?
What song you wanna play on the hit list?
912
00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:51,708
I don't have time for this.
913
00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:54,125
"I Don't Have Time For This"
by Dreadlock Killah.
914
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:56,458
-That's not what I mean.
-"That's Not What I Mean"
915
00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:57,583
by MC Saltshaka.
916
00:44:57,666 --> 00:44:59,208
I am looking for babies.
917
00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:01,750
"Looking For My Baby" by JJ Squash.
918
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,458
Stop this foolishness.
919
00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:07,250
You will soon be my slaves,
and this planet will be a wasteland!
920
00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:13,375
Congratulations, my man. You just
requested the new jam of the week.
921
00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:16,333
-How is that even possible?
-[DJ] "You Will Be My Slaves,
922
00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:20,000
And This Planet
Will Be My Wasteland" by DJ Euripides.
923
00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:22,083
[song playing]
924
00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:25,208
[yells]
925
00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:34,250
[Melanie] At least we put this thing back
together, but it's still not working.
926
00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:37,458
-Maybe it's a power thing?
-The signal is really weak.
927
00:45:37,625 --> 00:45:40,541
We need to, like,
hijack a satellite for this.
928
00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:42,875
Use some NASA-level gear.
929
00:45:42,958 --> 00:45:45,291
Let me make a call to NASA.
I'll get right on it.
930
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:49,583
[laughs] You're not half bad at this stuff
when you put your mind to it.
931
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:51,041
Uh, thank you?
932
00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:55,333
Maybe it's all the fresh air and trees
and bugs and going potty in the woods.
933
00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:56,500
Opens up my mind a bit.
934
00:45:56,583 --> 00:46:00,541
Wow. Look at you.
Acknowledging there's a real world.
935
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:03,041
Maybe you're not
a complete lost cause after all.
936
00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:04,833
[chuckles] Maybe not.
937
00:46:04,916 --> 00:46:07,541
So... any plans after we graduate,
938
00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:10,166
or are you just gonna float around
in virtual reality?
939
00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:13,666
At least in the game world,
you don't get called names, flunk a class,
940
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:16,375
or get turned down for prom.
It's all about the fun.
941
00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:20,166
Here in the real world,
I've got my fingers crossed for MIT.
942
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:22,916
Majoring in biochemical engineering.
943
00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,791
Wow. You've got it all planned out.
944
00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:29,250
Well, sure. Even those ducks
are charting a course, Reid.
945
00:46:29,333 --> 00:46:31,791
They don't just drift
wherever the current goes.
946
00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:34,291
Is that all you're gonna do? Just drift?
947
00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:36,083
[sighs]
948
00:46:36,166 --> 00:46:39,458
I'm sick of working on this.
Time to work on a sandwich.
949
00:46:40,666 --> 00:46:42,250
-Hope you like pastrami.
-[cooing]
950
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:43,666
You guys like pastrami?
951
00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:47,541
Little pastrami on rye. Got some kraut
and mustard. I'm making Reubens.
952
00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:49,791
-[whines]
-Hey, don't get cranky.
953
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:52,750
Look at these two guys.
They're not cranky. Look.
954
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:56,125
[in deep voice] Hi, Mr. Spoon.
That's Dr. Spoon from space.
955
00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:57,625
Get away from me.
956
00:46:57,708 --> 00:47:01,416
-I have a PhD!
-[laughing]
957
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,583
How about, um...
958
00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:05,833
I'm Colonel Mustard. What's the ruckus?
959
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:10,416
[in French accent] Please, no fighting.
I'm just a moist towelette.
960
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:11,458
Uh-huh.
961
00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:14,166
[cooing]
962
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:15,458
[soft music playing]
963
00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:18,666
Hm.
964
00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:22,541
[cooing]
965
00:47:22,625 --> 00:47:25,541
Don't play with Dr. Spoon
like that. You're gonna hurt him.
966
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,125
Hey, let's play peekaboo.
967
00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:29,000
-This guy loves peekaboo.
-Yeah.
968
00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:31,416
-Peek. Peek.
-[squeals]
969
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,791
Peek. Peekaboo, huh?
970
00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:34,791
-[Melanie] Don't scare him.
-Here I go.
971
00:47:34,875 --> 00:47:36,625
-[Melanie] You'll set his powers off.
-Hmm.
972
00:47:36,708 --> 00:47:38,916
If you can't see my face, where am I?
973
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,833
-[Melanie] You got too big.
-Peekaboo!
974
00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:42,833
[scared wailing]
975
00:47:43,791 --> 00:47:47,541
-[Melanie] I told you not to scare him!
-[Reid] Okay, everybody in the car!
976
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,541
Captain's log: more maze.
977
00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:55,416
This part is different.
Maybe it's a way out.
978
00:47:59,666 --> 00:48:02,041
Nope. Just the opposite.
979
00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:03,833
[growling, barking]
980
00:48:04,791 --> 00:48:06,125
That sounds...
981
00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:10,125
alive.
982
00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:11,875
[suspenseful music playing]
983
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,708
Looks like Arcannis's monster
had some babies.
984
00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:19,666
That's fitting. Killed by babies.
985
00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:21,500
Very ironic.
986
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:24,875
[growling fiercely]
987
00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:29,541
[Melanie] At least he leaves a trail.
988
00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:36,416
[action music playing]
989
00:48:36,791 --> 00:48:37,916
[wailing]
990
00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:43,000
Xander! Xander!
991
00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,708
-Xander, don't move.
-[crying]
992
00:48:45,791 --> 00:48:47,500
[honking]
993
00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:48,708
[tires screeching]
994
00:48:48,791 --> 00:48:50,000
Ah!
995
00:48:52,208 --> 00:48:53,500
[gasps]
996
00:48:55,541 --> 00:48:57,416
-[honking]
-[tires screeching]
997
00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:01,541
[grunts]
998
00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:04,916
[sighs]
999
00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:08,291
[sighs]
1000
00:49:08,416 --> 00:49:10,541
[Xander crying]
1001
00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:13,208
[laughing, clapping]
1002
00:49:13,291 --> 00:49:14,791
It's okay, Xander.
1003
00:49:19,291 --> 00:49:21,166
Hey! What-- [grunts]
1004
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:22,958
The driver's still in there!
1005
00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:26,625
-Hey! The door is stuck!
-Wait, hold on. One second, okay?
1006
00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:27,583
[grunts]
1007
00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:28,958
[Titus cries]
1008
00:49:29,041 --> 00:49:30,666
-Hey!
-[cries]
1009
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,666
Good boy, Titus. Okay, hold on.
1010
00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:37,291
Oh, why won't it...
1011
00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:38,208
budge!
1012
00:49:38,291 --> 00:49:39,375
[both yell]
1013
00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:43,000
[panting] I'm okay.
How much milk is that kid drinking?
1014
00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:45,083
-[people cheering]
-[chuckles] Look at that.
1015
00:49:45,166 --> 00:49:46,916
These babies could be heroes.
1016
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:47,916
Yay, Titus.
1017
00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:49,958
Ah.
1018
00:49:50,541 --> 00:49:52,041
-Or not.
-Uh-oh.
1019
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:57,500
What was in there?
1020
00:49:57,583 --> 00:50:00,041
Just a lot of priceless artifacts
from a museum.
1021
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:03,541
You know, 17th century Ming Dynasty,
things that can never be replaced.
1022
00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:04,500
[thuds]
1023
00:50:04,583 --> 00:50:05,708
[glass shattering]
1024
00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:10,375
-And my house keys were in there.
-It's not that long of a drop.
1025
00:50:10,458 --> 00:50:12,708
-I'm sure everything's fine.
-[blasts]
1026
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:15,208
Okay, pacifiers for everyone.
1027
00:50:16,125 --> 00:50:17,666
We better get outta here.
1028
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,625
Oh no.
1029
00:50:20,458 --> 00:50:21,708
[brakes screeching]
1030
00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:24,541
[soldiers clamoring]
1031
00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:29,916
Keep your human skin suits on
and your hands where we can see them.
1032
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,791
Stand down, alien menace!
1033
00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:33,208
I'm not an alien menace.
1034
00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:35,875
That's just what an alien menace
would say.
1035
00:50:35,958 --> 00:50:39,333
You shoot any spider babies
outta your face, we will take you out.
1036
00:50:39,416 --> 00:50:40,750
Oh.
1037
00:50:40,833 --> 00:50:41,875
Aw.
1038
00:50:41,958 --> 00:50:45,541
Do not be swayed by their cute demeanor
and chubby cheeks!
1039
00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:48,041
Quarantine this area right now.
1040
00:50:48,125 --> 00:50:49,375
-[babies crying]
-No!
1041
00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:50,916
[guns cocking]
1042
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,625
[suspenseful music playing]
1043
00:50:54,916 --> 00:50:56,208
[helicopter whirling]
1044
00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:17,250
[babies crying]
1045
00:51:18,833 --> 00:51:21,500
Careful. Keep away
from their mouth and hands.
1046
00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:23,416
Ew. We've got saliva.
1047
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:26,666
Get a stool sample!
Send those diapers to the CDC!
1048
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:29,000
They're just babies! Don't hurt them!
1049
00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:32,416
They like Lionel Richie.
Mostly his greatest hits.
1050
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:34,833
Well, you've tested human.
1051
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,458
I just need to know
why you're working for them.
1052
00:51:37,541 --> 00:51:39,333
This is a big misunderstanding.
1053
00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:43,500
All I did was accidentally open up
a wormhole by playing a video game.
1054
00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:44,958
Planet Master? Do you know it?
1055
00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:47,041
And who are you calling on this?
1056
00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:50,083
The Russians? The French?
The French Canadians?
1057
00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:53,250
The Canadian Russians? Martian communists?
1058
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:56,833
No! But there's someone else
you should be worried about.
1059
00:51:57,708 --> 00:51:59,500
I can't even believe she told you that.
1060
00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:03,083
She did. And then she says to me
that she wants to see other people.
1061
00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:04,750
Ouch, that's cold.
1062
00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:06,583
So she's single?
1063
00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:09,208
What? Did you seriously just say she--
1064
00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:11,666
Say what, Nate?
1065
00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:15,250
Nate.
1066
00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:17,166
HQ--
1067
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:19,833
[upbeat music playing]
1068
00:52:20,875 --> 00:52:22,208
Hold that thought.
1069
00:52:42,875 --> 00:52:44,291
I'm confused here.
1070
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,458
We tracked an alien pod to you two,
1071
00:52:46,541 --> 00:52:50,500
but all our background searches
come up with are Red Lobster, Sephora,
1072
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:54,000
Pinkberry and a website
called acnesolutions.com
1073
00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:57,541
What? [splutters]
No, that's, uh, I've never heard of...
1074
00:52:57,625 --> 00:53:00,750
In all my days as a Marine, a Navy Seal,
1075
00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:04,291
LAPD, FBI,
and a Girl Scout Leader of the Year,
1076
00:53:04,375 --> 00:53:06,416
I've never heard such a load of--
1077
00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:09,833
[soldier] General, we have intruders.
They're moving to--
1078
00:53:10,041 --> 00:53:11,041
Moving where?
1079
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:12,625
Come back, soldier!
1080
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:14,416
Perimeter, report!
1081
00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:19,708
Until I know what's going on,
you will do nothing and go nowhere.
1082
00:53:19,791 --> 00:53:21,250
-Understood?
-Let us help.
1083
00:53:21,333 --> 00:53:23,708
Do nothing, go nowhere.
1084
00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:29,041
Who does she think she is?
They can't keep us in here.
1085
00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:31,583
-There's gotta be a way out of--
-Shhh.
1086
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,958
-I don't hear anything.
-Exactly.
1087
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,083
It's him, Dr. Arcannis.
1088
00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:42,250
[laughs] We're going for a little ride.
1089
00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:45,000
Fleech, get them
in the sport utility vehicle.
1090
00:53:46,208 --> 00:53:49,875
Mark this day
in your planet's history, hoomans.
1091
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:52,666
-My little helpers are about to make me...
-[babies crying]
1092
00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:56,333
...the most powerful being
in the universe!
1093
00:54:01,583 --> 00:54:02,791
[engine starting up]
1094
00:54:02,875 --> 00:54:04,708
["If You're Happy" playing]
1095
00:54:04,791 --> 00:54:05,875
What is this?
1096
00:54:07,250 --> 00:54:08,166
They're gone.
1097
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:11,833
-What? Sh-- Should we go after them?
-And do what?
1098
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,916
I saw the warning. But I didn't listen.
1099
00:54:16,291 --> 00:54:17,541
I just wanted to win.
1100
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:21,000
This isn't a game. It's real.
1101
00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:24,375
The whole Earth is doomed,
and it's my fault.
1102
00:54:24,458 --> 00:54:27,666
-Come on. You are Fearless.
-No, don't call me that.
1103
00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:31,000
I'm not Fearless. I'm useless.
1104
00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:37,416
[somber music playing]
1105
00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:39,708
[growling]
1106
00:54:50,708 --> 00:54:52,083
[quiet growling]
1107
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:54,041
Just my luck. They're teethin'.
1108
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:58,833
I'm not as tasty as I look.
Who am I kidding? I'm probably delicious.
1109
00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:03,125
No use fighting it.
There's no way out of this one.
1110
00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:06,375
I'm-- I'm never gonna see my babies again.
1111
00:55:06,458 --> 00:55:07,791
[somber music playing]
1112
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:09,625
[sighs]
1113
00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:13,250
I can plan a Red Cross food drive,
a homecoming dance,
1114
00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:16,125
I can raise $8,000 to save the elephants.
1115
00:55:16,208 --> 00:55:19,375
But this?
I'm-- I'm all out of ideas, Reid.
1116
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,458
[soft music playing]
1117
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
This would be so much easier
if it was a video game.
1118
00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:34,708
Wait a minute.
1119
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,750
What if this was a video game?
1120
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:39,583
What would you do?
1121
00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:43,541
I don't know.
l'd look around for tools, for power-ups.
1122
00:55:46,041 --> 00:55:47,166
I wouldn't give up.
1123
00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:52,500
You know what? I've been living
my whole life through a screen.
1124
00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:55,458
What good is it being Fearless
in a fake world?
1125
00:55:55,541 --> 00:55:58,666
It's time to start being Fearless
out here, where it counts.
1126
00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:02,208
Wow. Somebody just got off the couch.
1127
00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:04,416
Let's find a way outta here, huh?
1128
00:56:04,791 --> 00:56:06,333
[radio static interfering]
1129
00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:09,916
Wait a minute. I can't believe
I didn't think of it before.
1130
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,125
That's a sat phone.
1131
00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:14,416
It's a super powerful walkie-talkie.
1132
00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:17,375
They link to satellites. NASA-level gear.
1133
00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:19,958
It could boost our signal.
You can fix the communicator.
1134
00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:23,125
Yes! Now let's go stop Grinchface.
1135
00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:25,041
Game on.
1136
00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:26,458
[upbeat music playing]
1137
00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:30,750
General. You're gonna have to trust me.
We're the good guys,
1138
00:56:30,833 --> 00:56:33,833
-and we're gonna stop the bad guys.
-If we can catch them in time.
1139
00:56:39,208 --> 00:56:40,500
[tires screeching]
1140
00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:44,250
[engine revving]
1141
00:56:46,041 --> 00:56:48,083
[Reid] Whoa! The Obsidian.
1142
00:56:48,166 --> 00:56:50,125
It's even cooler in person.
1143
00:56:50,208 --> 00:56:51,958
You can take a selfie later!
1144
00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,125
[sparking]
1145
00:56:53,208 --> 00:56:54,166
Watch the road!
1146
00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:56,208
[Reid] Whoa! Shrimp!
1147
00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:57,958
-Oh! Whoa!
-[honking]
1148
00:56:58,041 --> 00:57:00,458
Didn't you say
you've ridden a motorcycle before?
1149
00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:02,666
-Yes, in Planet Master.
-What?
1150
00:57:04,416 --> 00:57:05,541
[grunts]
1151
00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:15,625
Okay, it's now or never.
1152
00:57:16,208 --> 00:57:17,208
[sparks]
1153
00:57:18,208 --> 00:57:21,500
Sorry, this is a lot different
than a rocket bike.
1154
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:22,958
Here goes.
1155
00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:24,125
[beeps]
1156
00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:25,291
I think we're on.
1157
00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:29,250
Hello? Come in, Captain.
Captain, can you hear us?
1158
00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:31,125
-[beeps]
-[Captain] This is Lightspeed.
1159
00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:32,791
Good to hear your voice again.
1160
00:57:32,875 --> 00:57:34,166
-We got him!
-Yeah!
1161
00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:37,166
-[Melanie] Arcannis has your babies.
-What?
1162
00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:39,750
They're on The Obsidian,
but we won't let them get away.
1163
00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:41,541
[Captain] I can finally pinpoint
your location.
1164
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:46,375
Do not let Arcannis absorb
those babies' powers, or Earth is doomed.
1165
00:57:46,458 --> 00:57:48,208
Okay, we can do this.
1166
00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:50,916
I played every level.
I know every inch of that ship.
1167
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,250
Arcannis is no match for my expert--
[spits]
1168
00:57:53,333 --> 00:57:55,125
-Oh! Swallowed a bug.
-[beeps]
1169
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,416
[dramatic music playing]
1170
00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:58,833
[spaceship whirling]
1171
00:58:06,625 --> 00:58:09,666
-[Melanie] Are we gonna catch them?
-Yes, we will.
1172
00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:10,791
[engine revving]
1173
00:58:10,875 --> 00:58:14,708
If we land on top of it, we can get
inside through the engine intake ports.
1174
00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:15,625
Wait, what?
1175
00:58:15,708 --> 00:58:18,708
-Trust me, I've done this before.
-Not in real life.
1176
00:58:19,083 --> 00:58:20,333
[whirling approaches]
1177
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:22,541
Get ready to jump.
1178
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:24,750
I will never be ready to jump!
1179
00:58:32,875 --> 00:58:34,208
[screaming]
1180
00:58:39,291 --> 00:58:40,125
[thudding]
1181
00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:43,583
[sighs] Or we can also go in this way.
1182
00:58:49,291 --> 00:58:50,625
[spaceship whirling]
1183
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:58,291
If Fearless isn't giving up,
then neither am I.
1184
00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:01,958
I just need a way out.
1185
00:59:02,041 --> 00:59:02,958
[growls]
1186
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,208
[toy] Baby Bottle Bonus.
1187
00:59:06,291 --> 00:59:08,083
Wherever heroes are needed.
1188
00:59:08,166 --> 00:59:09,625
[dramatic music playing]
1189
00:59:10,416 --> 00:59:11,708
[roars]
1190
00:59:11,791 --> 00:59:13,833
[grunts]
1191
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:17,791
Fastest nipple in the galaxy. Take that!
1192
00:59:17,916 --> 00:59:18,875
[whimpers]
1193
00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:20,583
[grunts]
1194
00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:22,958
[groans]
1195
00:59:34,166 --> 00:59:35,666
Time to pick up the kids.
1196
00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:42,041
Oh my God. [sighs]
1197
00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:45,541
What? Huh? What?
1198
00:59:48,458 --> 00:59:50,125
Sweet George Washington.
1199
00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:52,625
Looks like those kids were right.
1200
00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:55,458
-I need birds in the air now!
-Yes, ma'am.
1201
00:59:55,541 --> 00:59:58,500
No lobster-headed space invader
gets a drop on me.
1202
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:00,541
-Yes, ma'am.
-If he thinks a ray gun
1203
01:00:00,625 --> 01:00:03,833
and pointy collar makes him
king of the moon men, well, ha.
1204
01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:06,916
He's never tangled with the human spirit.
1205
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,208
-Okay, I'm done.
-Yes, ma'am.
1206
01:00:10,291 --> 01:00:11,541
[vehicle approaching]
1207
01:00:13,375 --> 01:00:14,916
[melancholy music playing]
1208
01:00:17,958 --> 01:00:19,333
[spaceship whirling]
1209
01:00:24,875 --> 01:00:25,916
[babies giggling]
1210
01:00:29,416 --> 01:00:30,291
Wow.
1211
01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:32,416
[cooing]
1212
01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:33,833
-Da.
-Hold on.
1213
01:00:33,916 --> 01:00:34,791
[chuckles]
1214
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,875
[Xander] Oooh.
1215
01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:38,500
Good.
1216
01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:40,750
Connect the chairs to the machine.
1217
01:00:40,833 --> 01:00:42,166
[babies giggle]
1218
01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:44,375
The absorption chamber is ready.
1219
01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:47,166
Their little powers
have blossomed so much.
1220
01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:50,083
This will be an excellent harvest.
1221
01:00:50,166 --> 01:00:52,125
[sinister music playing]
1222
01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:56,375
The isolated gene combinations
from their DNA
1223
01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:59,291
will be fed directly into this implant.
1224
01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:02,125
[beeping]
1225
01:01:07,708 --> 01:01:10,666
Activate The Extrapolator.
I will be in my cocoon.
1226
01:01:19,708 --> 01:01:22,041
Uh... [mutters gibberish]
1227
01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:26,208
No, go to the Settings menu,
then Preferences, then Power Level.
1228
01:01:27,375 --> 01:01:29,000
Not Tools! Power Level!
1229
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:32,416
Da da da da da da da! Da!
1230
01:01:32,666 --> 01:01:34,541
-[activation launches]
- [sighs]
1231
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:36,458
[mutters]
1232
01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:40,666
[mutters]
1233
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:42,916
[groans]
1234
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:45,583
[thuds]
1235
01:01:45,666 --> 01:01:47,666
[babies gasp]
1236
01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:51,208
Ooh.
1237
01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:52,500
[laughs]
1238
01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:56,041
Yes.
1239
01:01:57,166 --> 01:01:58,666
I can feel it.
1240
01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:00,750
[sniffs]
1241
01:02:03,375 --> 01:02:04,625
So what's the plan?
1242
01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,375
You find the babies,
I'm gonna stop this ship.
1243
01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:10,125
And how do we do that?
1244
01:02:10,208 --> 01:02:11,208
Simple.
1245
01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:13,708
All right, so I've memorized
the scheme of this place.
1246
01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:15,791
You're gonna keep going
through this tunnel,
1247
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:19,666
then you're gonna end up at a bunch
of scary mechanical objects.
1248
01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:21,875
Just gotta get through 'em.
1249
01:02:21,958 --> 01:02:25,083
-[Melanie] That sounds dangerous.
-[Reid] It is. [chuckles] It is.
1250
01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:27,291
Do not touch anything, okay?
1251
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:29,083
Go to Lab A, not Lab B,
1252
01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:32,208
because that's the one where he's growing
the monsters and mutating the animals.
1253
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:35,541
I think there's a two-headed squid
in there with swords for hands.
1254
01:02:35,625 --> 01:02:36,541
[growls]
1255
01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:39,250
-It's okay. You'll be fine.
-[Melanie] I think we should switch jobs.
1256
01:02:39,333 --> 01:02:42,458
[Reid] We can't. I'm the only one
who knows how to get past security lasers
1257
01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,916
and the security drones
1258
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:46,083
and the security bees,
1259
01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:49,000
which is not a technical term,
they're just bees.
1260
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:51,333
[Melanie] Are you serious?
1261
01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:53,333
[Reid] But that's a lot of bees.
1262
01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:55,750
I'll sabotage the flight controls,
1263
01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:58,875
then I'll cut through the torture chamber
and the racquetball court,
1264
01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:01,666
and I-- I don't know what else, uh...
1265
01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:02,791
Yeah?
1266
01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:05,541
-I hate this plan.
-See you in five.
1267
01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:08,375
We're gonna laugh about this, I promise.
1268
01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:09,833
[upbeat music playing]
1269
01:03:13,666 --> 01:03:17,583
-[pilot 1] The aircraft is in sight.
-[pilot 2] All right Jersey, stay focused.
1270
01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:20,666
Let's keep it tight.
There are civilians on board.
1271
01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:22,541
[whooshing]
1272
01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,958
Let's fire a warning shot.
1273
01:03:25,541 --> 01:03:27,541
-[beeping]
-[mutters]
1274
01:03:27,666 --> 01:03:28,625
[blast]
1275
01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:29,541
Huh?
1276
01:03:29,958 --> 01:03:32,208
[pilot 1] This is by order
of the U.S. government.
1277
01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:35,041
You will follow us to a landing sight
or be forced down.
1278
01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:36,583
[yells angrily]
1279
01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:39,875
[beeping]
1280
01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:44,041
-[pilot 2] He's out of control!
-[pilot 1] Break away! Break away!
1281
01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:46,541
[whirling]
1282
01:03:47,916 --> 01:03:52,250
[pilot 2] This guy's not coming down
quietly. We gotta take this thing down.
1283
01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:55,625
General,
we are awaiting missile authorization.
1284
01:03:57,708 --> 01:03:58,541
[gasps]
1285
01:03:59,333 --> 01:04:00,333
[tiredly groan]
1286
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:04,333
No, no, no, no! No!
Oh, my gosh. I found you guys.
1287
01:04:04,416 --> 01:04:06,750
[mutters]
1288
01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:10,458
I fear for my life,
but this is way better than a game.
1289
01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:14,166
Whoa.
1290
01:04:16,208 --> 01:04:17,166
[chuckles]
1291
01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:18,750
Ooh.
1292
01:04:21,166 --> 01:04:22,041
[grunts]
1293
01:04:23,041 --> 01:04:24,250
All right, hands up!
1294
01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:25,291
Huh. Ah.
1295
01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:26,625
All of them...
1296
01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:28,583
-[yells]
-Where I can see them.
1297
01:04:28,666 --> 01:04:30,583
That is all of them, right?
1298
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:33,666
Land this ship, now.
1299
01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:35,541
-[screams]
-[laser zapping]
1300
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,375
Whoa! Oh! Yeah. More of that.
1301
01:04:37,458 --> 01:04:38,375
[laser zapping]
1302
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,041
Holy guacamole! This thing's a lot of fun.
1303
01:04:41,125 --> 01:04:42,416
Ha-ha! Whoa!
1304
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:43,833
[yells]
1305
01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:45,916
[alarm starting]
1306
01:04:48,666 --> 01:04:49,708
You found them!
1307
01:04:49,791 --> 01:04:54,041
So good news, bad news: the fastest way
to land this ship is to crash it.
1308
01:04:54,125 --> 01:04:56,916
We've gotta get someplace safe.
Here, take them.
1309
01:04:57,416 --> 01:04:59,416
[engine revving]
1310
01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:03,125
[pilot 2] Hold fire!
Someone's taking it down from the inside.
1311
01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:06,708
Whoa. Oh.
1312
01:05:06,791 --> 01:05:08,333
Oh, no. No.
1313
01:05:08,416 --> 01:05:12,125
We've gotta escape.
Escape in a pod of some kind, maybe--
1314
01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:13,458
Oh.
1315
01:05:13,541 --> 01:05:15,166
[suspenseful music playing]
1316
01:05:29,875 --> 01:05:31,208
[beeping]
1317
01:05:33,583 --> 01:05:35,250
[people clamoring]
1318
01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:37,125
-[brakes screeching]
-[honking]
1319
01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:40,583
[whooshing]
1320
01:05:42,666 --> 01:05:43,916
Hang on to something!
1321
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,000
[alarm sounding]
1322
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:48,583
["Big Picture" by Samuel Jean playing]
1323
01:05:49,916 --> 01:05:51,708
-[brakes screeching]
-[honking]
1324
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:11,458
[thuds]
1325
01:06:11,791 --> 01:06:13,083
[screeching]
1326
01:06:15,041 --> 01:06:17,166
[robot] Your pod has been deployed.
1327
01:06:18,416 --> 01:06:20,125
Um... thanks.
1328
01:06:20,208 --> 01:06:22,208
[whooshing]
1329
01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:24,916
[somber music playing]
1330
01:06:29,166 --> 01:06:30,208
[buzzing]
1331
01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:33,541
[guns cocking]
1332
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:39,541
[thuds]
1333
01:06:41,291 --> 01:06:42,708
[Arcannis laughing]
1334
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:45,375
The power courses through my veins.
1335
01:06:45,833 --> 01:06:48,375
Better, stronger,
1336
01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:50,458
supercharged.
1337
01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:51,875
[laughing]
1338
01:06:53,333 --> 01:06:56,458
The poopy diaper just hit the fan.
1339
01:06:56,541 --> 01:06:58,583
And poop just got real.
1340
01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:09,250
Now that I've been freed from that
insipid game by that foolish boy,
1341
01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:11,916
I shall conquer your planet.
1342
01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:14,500
You'll have to go through me first.
1343
01:07:14,583 --> 01:07:16,875
I see you brought an army. [chuckles]
1344
01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:18,458
So did I.
1345
01:07:18,791 --> 01:07:20,250
[dramatic music playing]
1346
01:07:31,125 --> 01:07:32,250
[laughing]
1347
01:07:34,291 --> 01:07:35,166
[thuds]
1348
01:07:35,375 --> 01:07:36,208
Fire!
1349
01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:38,333
[firing]
1350
01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:41,750
You are insects.
1351
01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:44,458
And you will be destroyed like insects.
1352
01:07:47,666 --> 01:07:49,000
[laughing]
1353
01:07:50,041 --> 01:07:53,333
Today I declare myself King of Earth.
1354
01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:54,375
Ugh.
1355
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:57,458
First order of business,
we are changing that name.
1356
01:07:58,041 --> 01:08:00,041
-[firing]
-[soldiers yelling]
1357
01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:02,000
[thuds]
1358
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:07,958
[laughing]
1359
01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:10,833
[groans]
1360
01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:13,875
[screams]
1361
01:08:14,166 --> 01:08:15,250
[laughing]
1362
01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:20,250
[whooshing]
1363
01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:22,083
[firing]
1364
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:24,750
[chuckles]
1365
01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:29,416
Oh, this is bad.
There's gotta be a way to stop him.
1366
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:32,750
-We've gotta get these babies to safety.
-What's wrong with them?
1367
01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:33,666
I don't know.
1368
01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:37,291
Ever since they were in that machine,
they've been totally out of it.
1369
01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:39,708
Keep them safe. I have an idea.
1370
01:08:39,833 --> 01:08:42,500
-[babies moaning]
-Wait. Reid, are you crazy?
1371
01:08:42,583 --> 01:08:43,500
[exploding]
1372
01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:44,958
Be careful!
1373
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:47,500
[yells]
1374
01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:50,041
[exploding]
1375
01:08:57,458 --> 01:08:58,625
[engine starting]
1376
01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:01,500
[panting]
1377
01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:03,125
[groans]
1378
01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:09,375
I still don't wanna die like this!
No! No! No!
1379
01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:15,750
[ice cream truck music playing]
1380
01:09:16,875 --> 01:09:18,125
[tires screeching]
1381
01:09:19,583 --> 01:09:21,125
What is that horrible--
1382
01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:25,125
You mock me
with your vehicle of frozen confections?
1383
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:26,458
[exploding]
1384
01:09:26,541 --> 01:09:27,375
[Reid] Oh!
1385
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:29,583
Ah! [yells]
1386
01:09:34,291 --> 01:09:35,791
[brakes screeching]
1387
01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:37,041
[sighs]
1388
01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:39,041
No!
1389
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:42,250
Ah, the boy who's been in my way.
1390
01:09:43,291 --> 01:09:46,416
You've got what you want now.
We're no threat to you.
1391
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:48,791
Just leave. Go master another planet.
1392
01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,666
Ah. There they are.
1393
01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:54,791
I wondered where the little saplings
had gone to.
1394
01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:59,083
I'm sorry, but I think it's time I end
the Lightspeed lineage for good.
1395
01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:00,833
I won't let you touch them!
1396
01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:03,916
I will destroy anyone I please.
1397
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,958
Especially those babies.
1398
01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:07,291
Now step aside!
1399
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:10,125
-Not gonna happen, green beans.
-Huh?
1400
01:10:10,625 --> 01:10:13,500
I made this mess,
and it's up to me to clean it up.
1401
01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:16,875
And if that means standing in your way,
no matter what…
1402
01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:19,125
that's what I'm gonna do.
1403
01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:25,750
Wow, that was quite a speech.
What are you gonna do, gamer boy?
1404
01:10:25,833 --> 01:10:28,083
-Shoot me down with a speech?
-[groans]
1405
01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:30,375
It was inspiring. [groans]
1406
01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,833
I begin my reign with a show of force.
1407
01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:34,250
Ah.
1408
01:10:34,791 --> 01:10:38,083
An example to those
who would dare cross me.
1409
01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:43,458
Any more pathetic attempts
at being a hero will be crushed.
1410
01:10:43,541 --> 01:10:44,500
[gasps]
1411
01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:46,208
[moans]
1412
01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:48,291
Crushed to dust.
1413
01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:49,416
[whines]
1414
01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:54,250
So you will learn the meaning
1415
01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,583
of being fearless.
1416
01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:58,916
[grunts, yells]
1417
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:00,375
Ah!
1418
01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:02,125
What?
1419
01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:07,583
Kira!
1420
01:11:07,666 --> 01:11:08,875
[grunts]
1421
01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:11,458
Ah! It's not possible!
1422
01:11:11,916 --> 01:11:14,333
She's breaking through the barrier!
1423
01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:17,250
Wow.
1424
01:11:18,166 --> 01:11:19,041
[Coos]
1425
01:11:19,166 --> 01:11:20,333
[giggles]
1426
01:11:23,041 --> 01:11:23,958
Ah!
1427
01:11:24,041 --> 01:11:25,041
Oh! Whoa!
1428
01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:26,458
Reid!
1429
01:11:26,541 --> 01:11:27,375
[yells]
1430
01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:29,291
Whoa!
1431
01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:32,458
-Titus?
-[in Vin Diesel's voice] Goo-goo-ga.
1432
01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:35,000
The voice of Vin Diesel.
1433
01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:39,833
-High five.
-High five.
1434
01:11:39,958 --> 01:11:41,291
[banging]
1435
01:11:42,166 --> 01:11:45,625
["Magic" by Levi Hicks, Frank Johnson
performed by Levi Hicks plays]
1436
01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:49,000
♪ Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like ♪
1437
01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:53,166
♪ Yeah, have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪
1438
01:11:53,250 --> 01:11:56,458
♪ Help me when I focus
Tonight I'm feeling fearless... ♪
1439
01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:59,500
They got 'em on the run people! Attack!
1440
01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:00,541
[soldiers yell]
1441
01:12:00,625 --> 01:12:01,583
[gun firing]
1442
01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:03,250
[giggles]
1443
01:12:04,375 --> 01:12:05,583
You glow, girl.
1444
01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,666
[coos]
1445
01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:08,666
Wee!
1446
01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:10,333
[Reid] Yeah, Kira!
1447
01:12:11,333 --> 01:12:12,541
[Xander giggles]
1448
01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,583
♪ They hatin' on me
Can't stress you ♪
1449
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,666
♪ We celebratin'
It's a magic moment ♪
1450
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:20,750
♪ And the moment sit like magic on it ♪
1451
01:12:20,833 --> 01:12:24,125
♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪
1452
01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:26,416
♪ Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like ♪
1453
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:27,625
[zapping]
1454
01:12:28,166 --> 01:12:30,625
♪ Have no fear
All you really gotta feel is... ♪
1455
01:12:30,708 --> 01:12:31,583
[giggling]
1456
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:34,625
Wow. A natural-born gamer.
1457
01:12:34,708 --> 01:12:37,625
-[tires screeching]
-Hop in. Let's do some damage.
1458
01:12:39,916 --> 01:12:41,583
[laughs, yells]
1459
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:47,541
Yeah you better run. Little toad.
1460
01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:49,458
[screams]
1461
01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:53,041
[pants]
1462
01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:54,791
-[bangs]
-[all yell]
1463
01:12:56,291 --> 01:12:57,208
[laughs]
1464
01:13:01,833 --> 01:13:02,750
[groans]
1465
01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:04,708
-[beeps]
-[chuckles]
1466
01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:09,291
-[Reid yells]
-[Melanie] Oh, no! Make it stop!
1467
01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:13,208
[soft music playing]
1468
01:13:16,250 --> 01:13:17,791
Ah! [sighs]
1469
01:13:18,291 --> 01:13:21,416
[chuckles]
She can just do everything now, can't she?
1470
01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:24,666
There's something on Arcannis's neck.
1471
01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:27,958
If we take that out,
I think we take his power.
1472
01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:31,208
-She doesn't understand.
-Yes, she does.
1473
01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:35,166
You've got your daddy's eyes.
And they shoot lightning death blasts.
1474
01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:37,833
So just remember what he taught you.
You got this.
1475
01:13:37,916 --> 01:13:38,791
[coos]
1476
01:13:41,916 --> 01:13:43,000
[zapping]
1477
01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:43,916
[grunts]
1478
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:45,375
Oh!
1479
01:13:45,750 --> 01:13:46,583
Ah!
1480
01:13:49,708 --> 01:13:50,666
[grunts]
1481
01:13:52,416 --> 01:13:53,541
[burps]
1482
01:13:53,916 --> 01:13:54,958
Ah!
1483
01:13:59,375 --> 01:14:00,791
Huh? Ah!
1484
01:14:01,208 --> 01:14:02,041
[groans]
1485
01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,041
[roars]
1486
01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:10,583
Ooh! [groans]
1487
01:14:11,291 --> 01:14:12,125
[gasps]
1488
01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:15,541
[grunts]
1489
01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:16,458
No!
1490
01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:17,416
Yes!
1491
01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,875
Bullseye.
1492
01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:20,250
[clanging]
1493
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:25,083
[groans] I can feel the power leaving.
1494
01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:27,375
You can't steal superpowers.
1495
01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:30,250
No! No!
1496
01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:33,333
Noooo!
1497
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:37,041
No!
1498
01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:38,083
[screams]
1499
01:14:41,791 --> 01:14:42,916
[cheering]
1500
01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:51,583
Better late than never!
1501
01:14:51,916 --> 01:14:54,416
Boy, that's a horrible catchphrase.
Strike that.
1502
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,166
Captain! You're here!
1503
01:15:01,208 --> 01:15:02,041
[screams]
1504
01:15:02,125 --> 01:15:04,125
-[yells angrily]
-Hmm.
1505
01:15:07,375 --> 01:15:10,333
You know what, frog face?
You made me miss Crabfest.
1506
01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:12,583
I haven't missed Crabfest in seven years.
1507
01:15:12,666 --> 01:15:15,500
-So I'm not in a good mood at all.
-[yells]
1508
01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:17,916
-[yells]
-[thuds]
1509
01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:21,708
Hey, she's good. What game is she from?
1510
01:15:21,791 --> 01:15:23,625
No, she's all real.
1511
01:15:25,791 --> 01:15:27,500
I'm here to assist, general.
1512
01:15:27,916 --> 01:15:29,958
These must be your kids.
1513
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:33,208
Seems like things are… well in hand.
1514
01:15:33,291 --> 01:15:34,333
[groans]
1515
01:15:34,458 --> 01:15:35,375
[yells]
1516
01:15:35,583 --> 01:15:36,416
Ooh!
1517
01:15:37,458 --> 01:15:38,916
-[squeaking]
-Ooh! Ee!
1518
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:40,833
Where's Kira?
1519
01:15:41,416 --> 01:15:43,083
She's the one without any...
1520
01:15:43,916 --> 01:15:44,791
powers.
1521
01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:47,125
Dada!
1522
01:15:47,708 --> 01:15:49,708
Hey. You got 'em.
1523
01:15:50,708 --> 01:15:51,791
[giggles]
1524
01:15:51,916 --> 01:15:53,333
-[Titus] Dada!
-[groans]
1525
01:15:54,333 --> 01:15:56,708
-[Captain] They grow up so fast.
-Hmm.
1526
01:15:56,791 --> 01:15:59,750
Where's the pacifier?
It's time to calm them down.
1527
01:15:59,833 --> 01:16:03,625
Um... no pacifiers.
Does anyone have any Lionel Richie?
1528
01:16:03,708 --> 01:16:06,166
I got a Commodores album in my car.
1529
01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:07,916
Not the same thing, private.
1530
01:16:08,416 --> 01:16:12,041
You! Play some Lionel Richie
like your life depended on it.
1531
01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:14,333
Wouldn't be the first time.
1532
01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:17,375
["All Night Long" playing]
1533
01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:19,625
♪ All night
All night ♪
1534
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,708
♪ All night long ♪
1535
01:16:21,791 --> 01:16:23,791
♪ All night
All night ♪
1536
01:16:24,041 --> 01:16:26,041
♪ All night long ♪
1537
01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:28,250
♪ All night
All night ♪
1538
01:16:28,416 --> 01:16:30,416
♪ All night long... ♪
1539
01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:35,916
-We don't need an ambulance.
-How about some blankets?
1540
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,666
-What for?
-I don't know.
1541
01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:40,166
We just always give you blankets.
1542
01:16:41,166 --> 01:16:43,500
You know, this was a crazy weekend,
1543
01:16:43,583 --> 01:16:46,083
but it might've been
the best one of my life.
1544
01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:48,708
Really? It wasn't on your schedule.
1545
01:16:48,791 --> 01:16:49,833
[both laugh]
1546
01:16:49,916 --> 01:16:52,250
I think you kinda owe me a crab dinner.
1547
01:16:52,333 --> 01:16:54,083
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1548
01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:56,541
All right. [chuckles] You got it.
1549
01:16:57,583 --> 01:17:00,708
But we still never got
to that science project.
1550
01:17:00,791 --> 01:17:03,833
Hey, you two.
I think you might have dropped this.
1551
01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:07,333
Or maybe we did.
1552
01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:08,791
Wow.
1553
01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:13,291
It is perfect. And nothing like I planned.
1554
01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:15,583
Thank you, Fearless.
1555
01:17:15,666 --> 01:17:18,666
You saved the day when I couldn't.
Not everyone would've done that.
1556
01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:23,333
A few days ago, I wouldn't have done that.
The real world is a whole new level.
1557
01:17:23,416 --> 01:17:25,958
I couldn't have gotten here
without help from Buckethead.
1558
01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:28,125
Wait a second. Buckethead?
1559
01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:29,916
Oh. You guys know each other?
1560
01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:33,041
-[Buckethead] What's up, Reid?
-What? How?
1561
01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:35,083
[Buckethead] You know I got your back.
1562
01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:37,625
Who do you think
got him his Baby Bottle Bonus?
1563
01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:40,500
I guess we've finished
the final level together, Elliot.
1564
01:17:40,583 --> 01:17:42,708
[Buckethead] We sure did.
We did it together.
1565
01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:45,000
Fearless and the Finisher.
1566
01:17:45,083 --> 01:17:45,916
[coos]
1567
01:17:46,416 --> 01:17:47,375
Bye, Xander.
1568
01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:48,500
[coos]
1569
01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:50,708
-Think happy thoughts.
-[giggles]
1570
01:17:52,666 --> 01:17:55,125
Titus. One for the road?
1571
01:17:55,708 --> 01:17:56,541
Oh.
1572
01:17:56,875 --> 01:17:57,958
[giggles]
1573
01:17:59,416 --> 01:18:00,625
-And you.
-[gasps]
1574
01:18:00,916 --> 01:18:02,875
-[giggles]
-[Reid] Oh.
1575
01:18:03,791 --> 01:18:04,666
[coos]
1576
01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:06,916
-Hmm.
-I'll miss you.
1577
01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:10,791
-[coos]
-Ah.
1578
01:18:10,875 --> 01:18:11,875
[both chuckle]
1579
01:18:13,375 --> 01:18:14,375
[Reid chuckles]
1580
01:18:15,708 --> 01:18:19,083
Hang on to that, you two,
in case we need you again.
1581
01:18:19,541 --> 01:18:23,375
-Where you headed next?
-Wherever heroes are needed.
1582
01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:32,000
[chuckles]
1583
01:18:34,791 --> 01:18:35,833
[sparking]
1584
01:18:50,625 --> 01:18:53,875
Can you believe we got an A+
on our science project?
1585
01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:54,916
That's a relief.
1586
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:58,833
Otherwise my parents never would've
forgiven me for trashing the house.
1587
01:18:58,916 --> 01:19:01,333
-And we finally got our date.
-[chuckles]
1588
01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:05,291
We really bent the laws of reality
this weekend.
1589
01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:08,958
What if we're just characters
in someone else's game?
1590
01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:11,125
I hardly know what's real anymore.
1591
01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:15,666
This? This is real enough for me.
1592
01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:18,333
["Us Come Together"
by Ramel Carter playing]
1593
01:19:20,041 --> 01:19:21,833
[lightning strikes]
1594
01:19:22,375 --> 01:19:23,250
[thuds]
1595
01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:25,333
[growls]
1596
01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:27,791
[suspenseful music playing]
1597
01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:31,041
Game on, Fearless!
1598
01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:33,833
Looks like we're taking it
to the next level.
1599
01:19:35,333 --> 01:19:39,375
["Magic" by Levi Hicks, Frank Johnson
performed by Levi Hicks plays]
1600
01:19:50,791 --> 01:19:54,250
♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪
1601
01:19:54,333 --> 01:19:57,625
♪ Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like ♪
1602
01:19:57,708 --> 01:20:01,875
{\an8}♪ Yeah, have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪
1603
01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:06,541
{\an8}♪ Help me when I fall
Yeah, tonight I'm feeling fearless ♪
1604
01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:08,833
[man rapping]
1605
01:20:53,875 --> 01:20:57,208
{\an8}♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪
1606
01:20:57,291 --> 01:21:01,208
{\an8}♪ Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like, yeah ♪
1607
01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:04,750
♪ Have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪
1608
01:21:04,833 --> 01:21:09,625
♪ Help me when I fall, yeah
Tonight I'm feelin' fearless ♪
1609
01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:12,916
{\an8}♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪
1610
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:16,833
{\an8}♪ Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like, yeah ♪
1611
01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:20,500
{\an8}♪ Have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪
1612
01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:25,125
{\an8}♪ Help me when I fall, yeah
Tonight I'm feelin' fearless ♪
1613
01:21:25,208 --> 01:21:27,208
{\an8}[man rapping]
1614
01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:15,875
♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪
1615
01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:19,875
♪ Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like, yeah ♪
1616
01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:23,458
♪ Have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪
1617
01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:28,125
♪ Help me when I fall, yeah
Tonight I'm feelin' fearless ♪
1618
01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:31,583
♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪
1619
01:22:31,666 --> 01:22:35,625
♪ Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like, yeah ♪
1620
01:22:35,708 --> 01:22:39,208
{\an8}♪ Have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪
1621
01:22:39,291 --> 01:22:43,916
♪ Help me when I fall, yeah
{\an8}Tonight I'm feelin' fearless ♪
1622
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:47,375
♪ Tonight could be the night of our lives
Yeah ♪
1623
01:22:47,458 --> 01:22:51,500
♪ Do-Don't be scared
I got just what you like, yeah ♪
1624
01:22:51,583 --> 01:22:54,916
♪ Have no fear
All you really gotta feel is ♪
1625
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:59,666
♪ Help me when I fall, yeah
Tonight I'm feelin' fearless ♪
1626
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,458
[song ends]
1627
01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:15,708
{\an8}[chill music plays]
1628
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:26,500
♪ Take a picture
It might last longer ♪
1629
01:23:26,916 --> 01:23:29,000
♪ When the DJ play the last song ♪
1630
01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:31,333
♪ Over ♪
1631
01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:33,458
♪ For the night ♪
1632
01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:37,458
♪ I hope your picture filled
With real homies ♪
1633
01:23:37,541 --> 01:23:39,958
♪ 'Cause real homies feel real homely ♪
1634
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:41,875
♪ Till it's over ♪
1635
01:23:42,958 --> 01:23:44,291
♪ That's the life ♪
1636
01:23:56,208 --> 01:23:58,500
♪ Take a picture
It might last longer ♪
1637
01:23:58,916 --> 01:24:00,916
♪ When the DJ play the last song ♪
1638
01:24:02,166 --> 01:24:03,208
♪ Over ♪
1639
01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:05,500
♪ For the night ♪
1640
01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:09,500
♪ I hope your picture's filled
With real homies ♪
1641
01:24:09,583 --> 01:24:11,958
♪ 'Cause real homies feel real homely ♪
1642
01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:13,875
♪ Till it's over ♪
1643
01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:16,166
♪ That's the life ♪
1644
01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:29,375
[song ends]
1645
01:24:30,541 --> 01:24:32,541
[orchestral music plays]
1646
01:28:57,208 --> 01:28:58,958
[baby giggles] Bye-bye.