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(TAP DRIPS)

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(TAP RUNS)

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(TAP RUNS)

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("BLIND DATE" THEME PLAYS)

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(TV): Ladies and gentlemen,
it's "Blind Date".

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And here is your host,
Miss Cilla Black!

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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("BLIND DATE" THEME PLAYS)

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(DOG YAPS OUTSIDE)

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(CILLA): Thank you!

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Hello and welcome to "Blind Date",

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the show that tries
to find a boy and a girl

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who go together
like birds of a feather.

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Will the billing and cooing
lead to wooing?

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Or will the day they both met
be the day that they'll regret?

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(LAUGHTER)

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(RADIO):
It's been quite a week

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for clashes and confrontations
in the arts.

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The British Prime Minister,
Mrs Margaret Thatcher became

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the patron
of an admirable new scheme

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to get business and industry
to sponsor the arts at the same time

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as the Conservative Government
that she heads was under fire

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from prominent figures
in the arts world.

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The bone of contention is a clause,
Clause 28...

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(SWITCHES STATIONS)

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(ORCHESTRAL NEWS STING)

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If you're just joining us,
this is Peter Brackley.

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Welcome to "Sports Report".

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FA Cup, sixth round:

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Everton two, Ipswich Town one.

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Tottenham Hotspur nil,
Liverpool one...

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(CLASS SING): ♪ Give me courage
When the world is rough

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♪ Keep me loving
Though the world is tough... ♪

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(BELL RINGS)

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(SINGING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

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(PUPILS CHATTER)

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- (CHUCKLES)
- What?

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I could forge your nan's signature
better, Siobhan.

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- But I didn't.
- Do you want me to call her?

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No. Don't.

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If there's a problem at home,
you can tell me, you know?

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Can't have my star player missing
any more matches, can I?

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- OK. I'll call her.
- (CHUCKLES)

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You and your bloody fan club!

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(BELL RINGS)

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(DOOR OPENS)

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(GIRLS CHATTER AND LAUGH)

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(JEAN SHUSHES)

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Carol.

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Would you prefer
to take the class yourself?

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(GIRLS GIGGLE)

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OK. Erm...

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Can anyone tell me
what "fight or flight" means?

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I'm not just talking about netball.

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"Fight or flight", any ideas?

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Carol?

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You can see me after, OK?

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There you go.

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Instincts.

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I'm talking about instincts.

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The body responds
far quicker than the brain.

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Faced with sudden danger,
the body begins to respond

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before the brain has even thought
about it.

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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Steak pie, that, man.

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What you having for dinner?

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Don't, man, honestly.
Martin's got us on this new diet.

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Have you heard of it?
It's called "SlimFast".

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Just one of these in the morning
and one at night.

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Martin says
I'll be wasting away by Easter.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Oh, God. Ah, dear...

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Nah. This, man.

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- That's horrible.
- That's minging.

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I want that, though.

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(THUMPING POP MUSIC PLAYS)
(CHATTER)

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(MUSIC: "Nomalizo" by Letta Mbulu)

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(POOL BALLS CLACK)

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(WOMAN LAUGHS)

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- Hiya.
- Oh, hello.

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- How are you?
- Hiya! Yeah, OK.

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Hey.

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- Hiya.
- Hey.

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(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

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(LAUGHS)

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(DEBBIE): Cheers! Cheers! Cheers!

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- Oh, come on, Baby Jean.
- Right, stop... stop calling me that.

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- Come on.
- It suits ya.

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(ALL CHEER)

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- (COUGHS)
- Lightweight! Lightweight!

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This is exciting.

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Out my way.

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All right, then, love.

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(MUTTERING)

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Have a lickle stretch.

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(MUTTERING)

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(ALL EXCLAIM)

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- Excuse me.
- That's... I'm not having this.

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Oh, no. Oh... stop it.

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(ALL EXCLAIM)

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What? No way!

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Nice shot.

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(ALL EXCLAIM)

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There she is!

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I'm bored.

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It's not over
till the fat lady sings.

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Well, I'm the fat lady,
and I'm calling it!

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Now someone get us a drink!

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- Drink, drink, drink!
- Go on, Jean.

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- Your go.
- Your turn.

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- Me?
- Teacher, you won.

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- I got the last one.
- I know, but the winner gets the drinks in.

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♪ Duh-nuh-nuh, nuh, nuh ♪

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(LAUGHTER)

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♪ Duh-nuh-nuh, nuh, nuh ♪
(CHUCKLES)

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Thanks, love!

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Hello!

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(LAUGHTER)

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(DISTANT DOG BARKS)

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Oh, no. Please. No, not that again.

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I need it.

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(CHUCKLES)

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You're sick in the head,
you know that, don't you?

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(RECORDING): I would just like you
to imagine as you lie there

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that the body is powering down,
ready to sleep for the night.

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Allow thoughts to come and go,
but begin to notice the sensation

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of the muscles in your legs
switching off.

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(SEAGULLS CALL)

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(DOG BARKS)

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(DISTANT DOG BARKS)

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Any second now,
she's gonna get clattered.

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He's gonna take her down
and she'll come crying to me.

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- (MICHELLE): Why is he so boisterous?
- (CHUCKLES)

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Look at that.

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- Well, that's a waste, isn't it?
- Why's that?

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Well, she'll not be needing footwork
like that on a netball court.

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Well,
you could always sign her on.

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And you'll take the boys
for netball, too, will you?

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I don't see why not.

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(PUPILS CHATTER)

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- Abigail Dawson.
- Yeah, Miss.

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(JEAN SHUSHES)
(CHATTER STOPS)

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- Mindy Singh.
- Yeah, Miss.

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Lois Jackson.

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Does anyone know where Lois is?

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- (GIRL): Who?
- (BOY): Dunno.

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- Gary Blakefield.
- Here, Miss.

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Christopher... Lois!

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Lois?

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Come on in.

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I'm Miss Newman.
Have youse got your kit yet?

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- No.
- Er... that's OK.

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We'll find you something.
Michelle, do we...

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- Can I just watch?
- (BOY): Can you just watch?

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(LAUGHTER, MURMURING)

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Is there something funny, Mike?

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- Nah, Miss.
- OK, then, grow up.

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(GIRLS OOH)
(LAUGHTER)

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Erm...

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Yeah, OK, you can sit this one out,

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but in future,
it's not really optional.

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(PUPILS COMPLAIN)

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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I need you in two teams.
Jimmy, can you get over here?

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Mike, over there.

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Come on, then, guys.

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(MIKE): One, two, three, bulldog!

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(PUPILS SHOUT)

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That's it, Mike!

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Come on! One, two, three, bulldog!

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One, two, three, bulldog!

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Come by the office tomorrow.
I'll sort you out with some kit.

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All right?

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- You thought about joining the netball team?
- No.

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You could come along later
and get a feel for it, if you like.

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- Have you played?
- No.

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But I know you can't run
when you've got the ball.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I reckon you'll be good at it.

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00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,125
Nah, I'm good.

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(BELL RINGS)

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Let me know if you change your mind.

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(TV ON)

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(SLURPING)

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What?

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Nothing.

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(CHUCKLES) Oh... really?
Am I distracting you?

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No.

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- Just quite loud.
- (CHUCKLES)

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Oh, yeah?

191
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How loud?

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Sounds like you're snoring.

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- No, it doesn't.
- (CHUCKLES)

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- Come on, show us what it's like.
- (CHUCKLES)

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("BLIND DATE" THEME PLAYS)

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- (TV): Ladies and gentlemen...
- (MIMICS SLURPING)

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(CHUCKLES)

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Wow! OK.

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Miss Cilla Black!

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Oh, no, no way.

201
00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:13,333
What?

202
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,291
- No way. We're not watching that.
- Why?

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00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:20,333
"Oh, Kevin! If you fall for me,

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00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:23,208
I promise I'll suck your cock
every week

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00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:26,000
and never ever emasculate you
in front of your friends."

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(THEY LAUGH)

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00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,666
You do realise they fill our tellies
with this here to distract us

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from what's really going on?

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00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:33,875
Such a conspiracy theorist.

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I'm telling you.

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00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:38,166
Not everything is political.

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00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:39,416
Of course it is.

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00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:41,083
(DISTANT DOG BARKS)

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00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,375
(MOANING SOFTLY)

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00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,750
(GRUNTS)

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00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,458
(DOOR BUZZER)

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00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:13,791
Who's that?

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00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,041
How should I know?

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00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,291
Erm...

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00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:21,041
Er... hang on.

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00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:24,791
Oh, shit.

222
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,375
- What's going on?
- It's... it's my sister.

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00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:35,041
Can you just... you know?

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(WHISPERS): Fuck.

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00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,708
(DOOR OPENS)

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00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,415
(SASHA):
Sorry, Jeanie. I tried ringing.

227
00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,332
Erm... Tim's mam's been taken
to hospital.

228
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,083
They think she might have had
a stroke.

229
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,517
Could you watch our Sammy?
I don't think it'll be too long.

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00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,625
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Of course, yeah, that's fine.

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00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,510
Oh, really? Thank you so much.
You're a star.

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Yeah, we'll be OK, won't we, Sammy?

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Don't go all shy on us.
Say hello to Auntie Jean.

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00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,375
If you're lucky,

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00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,208
I'll let you watch cartoons
before bed.

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00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,208
- How's that?
- (GASPS) Thank you.

237
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,375
- OK.
- Thank you.

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00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,416
OK. Right, off you go.

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00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,750
Love you! Bye!

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00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,125
Bye. Bye-bye.

241
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,500
His gran's just been rushed
to hospital.

242
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,184
They didn't want to take him with them.

243
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:22,332
Who's that?

244
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,125
Sammy, this is my friend, Viv.

245
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,500
Viv, this is Sammy.

246
00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:27,458
Hiya.

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00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,458
You can watch telly for five minutes,
OK?

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00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,166
And then I'll take you up to bed.

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00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:37,833
(TV ON)

250
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,041
Sorry.

251
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,916
"Friend", is it?

252
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,041
- Well, he's five.
- And?

253
00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:47,125
Don't.

254
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,041
Don't what?

255
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,875
Well, don't tell me how to be
with my own family.

256
00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:55,958
OK.

257
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,666
I'll, er... call you tomorrow, then?

258
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,166
OK.

259
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:06,583
Enjoy your cartoons.

260
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:15,750
(DOOR SHUTS)

261
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,958
"I like women to be feminine.

262
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,665
"What is the most feminine thing
about you?"

263
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:25,708
(WOMAN): Hmm...

264
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,208
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

265
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,250
Right, come on, then, Sam.
Bath time.

266
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,000
It's not finished.

267
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,333
I don't care.

268
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,333
Quickly!

269
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,625
Up you go.

270
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,875
(SAMMY HUMS A TUNE)

271
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:01,833
(WATER SPLASHES)

272
00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:03,208
Hey. Stop that!

273
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,666
Stop it! Right, that's it!

274
00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:14,708
(SIGHS)

275
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,083
Hey. Hey, it's OK.

276
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,291
It's OK.

277
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,833
I'm sorry.

278
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,125
I shouldn't have yelled at you.

279
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,416
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

280
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,583
Good boy.

281
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:51,125
- (WHISPERS): Shall we read a story? Yeah.
- Yeah.

282
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,541
What do you wanna read?

283
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,166
Superman.

284
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,916
(YAWNS)

285
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,833
(YAWNS) Me, too.

286
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,375
- Ready?
- Yeah.

287
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,583
Come on, then.

288
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,708
(LINE RINGS)

289
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:41,708
(VIV): Hello?

290
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,250
I'm sorry.

291
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,000
Oh, yeah? What for?

292
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,375
For being an idiot.

293
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,583
Right.

294
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:58,875
Meet me by the holiday park
on Blyth Road in half an hour.

295
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,291
Why?

296
00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:03,291
(VIV HANGS UP)

297
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,583
What is it that scares you?

298
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,499
- All of it.
- (LAUGHS)

299
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,041
Well, you're not backing out now.

300
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:18,958
(ENGINE STARTS)

301
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,625
(ENGINE REVS)

302
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,708
- Are you OK back there?
- Look at the road!

303
00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:38,458
(LAUGHS)

304
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,750
- (SHRIEKING, LAUGHING)
- Wait for me!

305
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:24,000
Whoo!

306
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,916
(RADIO): You can phone the organisers
on 0-1-8-3-7-6-6-6-6.

307
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,875
That's 0-1, if you're calling
from outside London,

308
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,750
8-3-7-6-6-6-6.

309
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:37,916
Lucy?

310
00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:41,208
In Haringey, positive images
of homosexuality prompted

311
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:44,125
a violent response
from protesting parents.

312
00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:48,125
The New Clause is a group
of Conservative MPs' response.

313
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,916
The central provisions are
that homosexuality

314
00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:53,333
must not be promoted
in state schools,

315
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:56,958
and it outlaws teaching
the acceptability of homosexuality

316
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,958
as a pretended family relationship.
The bill...

317
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,290
What does that even mean?

318
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,665
"Pretended family relationships".

319
00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:07,541
The clause is expected to go through
substantially unchanged, not least...

320
00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:09,250
I found myself lying the other day.

321
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:13,500
I had to call one of
the kids' parents and I got...

322
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,250
I dunno.

323
00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:20,375
And I told her I was my boss.

324
00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:25,083
I didn't plan it or anything,
but I felt like if I had...

325
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:29,083
told her it was me,
she might think...

326
00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:31,208
There's something going on
between you two?

327
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,250
Yeah.

328
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,166
Between me and the kids.

329
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,250
- It's stupid.
- No, it's not stupid.

330
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,916
You know that's what they want,
though, don't you?

331
00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:44,833
(BELL JINGLES)

332
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:53,041
(SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYS ON RADIO)

333
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:56,458
(SNICKERS)

334
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,499
- Right, love. What can I get you?
- Fish 'n' chips.

335
00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:00,958
- Do you want peas or beans with that?
- Er, peas, please.

336
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,083
- Won't be long.
- She's friendly.

337
00:23:07,916 --> 00:23:10,500
This is not a beauty parlour.
Get cracking, please, ladies.

338
00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,708
How would you know
what a beauty parlour looks like?

339
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,642
We were all young and dumb once,
you know, Carol?

340
00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:15,875
(GIRLS LAUGH)

341
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,392
You did a good job out there, Rachel.
If you carry on like that,

342
00:23:18,416 --> 00:23:21,041
you'll be able to take on
the sixth-formers by the end of term.

343
00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:24,625
You should be dressed by now.
Come along, ladies!

344
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:27,583
Urgh, Miss, what you looking at?
Get out, you perv!

345
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:29,541
(LAUGHTER)

346
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:33,875
Fancy a pint?

347
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,517
A few of us are heading
down the Lodge.

348
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:37,208
(BOYS LAUGH)

349
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,458
Sorry?

350
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,916
Er... no, I can't.

351
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,958
I'm, erm...
I'm minding my nephew tonight.

352
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,000
Friday night?
Hope they're paying you.

353
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,333
(THEY CHUCKLE)

354
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,916
- See ya Monday.
- See ya Monday.

355
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,583
(POP MUSIC PLAYS)
(LAUGHTER)

356
00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:53,333
"Lonely lesbian seeking
intimate relationship

357
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:56,333
"with someone who shares
my hobbies and interests.

358
00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:57,958
"I don't really enjoy clubbing,

359
00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:01,541
"but prefer a walk on the beach
or a trip to the allotment!"

360
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:03,125
(LAUGHTER)

361
00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:05,416
"Eagerly awaiting your replies."

362
00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:08,416
Oh, God! Here y'are, this one.

363
00:24:08,541 --> 00:24:13,874
"Gay white ladies lusting
for sweaty, dirty dykes,

364
00:24:13,875 --> 00:24:18,208
"hunting for bristling bodybuilders
to fulfil my Catholic fantasies

365
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,665
"and soften
my perpetually-erect clit."

366
00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:22,916
(LAUGHTER)

367
00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:25,708
Who the fuck's got
a "perpetually-erect clit"?

368
00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,625
You do, I seem to remember.

369
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,250
Really?

370
00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,166
(LAUGHTER)

371
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:33,000
Read another one, Viv!

372
00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,916
Ah, come on!
We've all fucked each other.

373
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,750
That's what we did.

374
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,708
What, lost your memory
now you're married, is that it?

375
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,041
Shall I get some tabs?

376
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:46,750
What the fuck was that?

377
00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:49,582
I didn't know I had to watch language
around the teacher!

378
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:53,166
♪ Beam me down
Beam me back downtown... ♪

379
00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:58,000
(MUSIC): "Melodies Of Love"
by Pink Rhythm

380
00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:00,625
(PEOPLE CHEER)

381
00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:49,833
(PHONE RINGS)

382
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:17,750
(THUMP ON DOOR)

383
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,375
(DOOR OPENS)

384
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:54,708
Change your mind, then?

385
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,625
- Maybe.
- Yeah, OK, erm...

386
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,624
Yeah, I'll, erm...
I'll have you shadow Siobhan today.

387
00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,958
Help you get to grips
with the basics.

388
00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:07,083
- Fuck's sake.
- You got a friend.

389
00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:13,291
Can you take that jumper off, please?
Uniform only on this team.

390
00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:22,541
(GIRLS SNICKER)

391
00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:28,875
(GIRL 1): Here!

392
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
(GIRL 2): Here!

393
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,208
Here!

394
00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:35,250
(GIRLS COMPLAIN)

395
00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:36,500
That's enough.

396
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:41,291
Now, who's gonna show Lois
how we defend without contact?

397
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,434
- Siobhan.
- (WHISPERS): Fuck's sake.

398
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,916
Mindy, come here.

399
00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:54,958
Three feet apart.

400
00:28:55,791 --> 00:28:57,000
Arms in the air.

401
00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:00,416
Hands following the ball.

402
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:04,541
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

403
00:29:04,666 --> 00:29:06,000
(BALL THUMPS)

404
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,125
OK.

405
00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:09,041
Well done.

406
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,291
Lois, you wanna give it a try?

407
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,375
It's OK. We'll go slowly.

408
00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:16,250
(GIRLS LAUGH)

409
00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:23,666
You position yourself more like this.

410
00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:27,958
Three feet apart.

411
00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:29,999
Arms in the air.

412
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Hands following the ball.

413
00:29:37,416 --> 00:29:38,791
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

414
00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:45,791
Well done.

415
00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:50,791
Meeting at four o'clock tomorrow
outside school.

416
00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:53,416
Please don't be late
or I'm leaving without you.

417
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:54,833
Thank you.

418
00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:56,750
Well done.

419
00:29:58,333 --> 00:29:59,416
Well done.

420
00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:02,791
See you back here tomorrow, then.

421
00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:08,791
(BELL RINGS)

422
00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:22,000
(DISTANT DOGS BARK)

423
00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:08,750
(PHONE RINGS)

424
00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:13,783
(PAULA): Hello, PE department.

425
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,125
Hang on.

426
00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:18,958
Call for you, Jean.

427
00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:21,666
- Who is it?
- Didn't say.

428
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:33,625
Jean Newman speaking.

429
00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:35,416
(VIV): Why, hello, Baby Jean.

430
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,333
Hello?

431
00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:44,208
Jean?

432
00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:50,541
Spoke to Baldock this morning.

433
00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:53,500
He's approved those proposals
you put forward.

434
00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:57,958
I know. I couldn't believe it either.
(CHUCKLES)

435
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:58,958
See ya later.

436
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,083
- Bye.
- Bye.

437
00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,625
Aye, all right.

438
00:32:13,916 --> 00:32:15,333
(TV ON)

439
00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,457
- Oh, hiya.
- Hey.

440
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:23,915
Is Viv around?

441
00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:25,500
Yeah, she's just in there.

442
00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:32,458
Hiya.

443
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,208
You can't call me at work.
I told you that.

444
00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:44,000
Ugh, why do you have to be so uptight?

445
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:47,583
Do you know what?

446
00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:50,458
Yeah, I don't need this.

447
00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:51,625
Hey.

448
00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,333
You don't know what it's like for me.

449
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,208
I won't call you at work.

450
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:01,958
OK.

451
00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:05,415
Are you gonna shut that door,
cos you're letting the draft in?

452
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:07,059
- It was open when I got here.
- No, it wasn't.

453
00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:08,583
- Yes, it was.
- Ah, shut up.

454
00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,333
Come on.

455
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:18,500
Are you hungry? There's pasta.

456
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:20,791
Er... no.

457
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,250
I'm fine.

458
00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,583
Great.

459
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:41,666
I said you were uptight.
You're not uptight.

460
00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:44,458
Maybe just a little.

461
00:33:44,541 --> 00:33:45,916
(THEY CHUCKLE)

462
00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:19,666
(MOANING) Oh, fuck.

463
00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:29,916
(BANGING AND VOICES
IN NEXT ROOM)

464
00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:35,583
(VOICES IN NEXT ROOM)

465
00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,416
Come here.

466
00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:43,708
- What?
- Erm...

467
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,333
nothing.

468
00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:49,916
Er...

469
00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:35,875
- Sorry, did I frighten you?
- Hmm?

470
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,541
- I'm a bit nocturnal.
- No.

471
00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,333
It's OK.

472
00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:46,125
Be a good one for your students.
Have you read it?

473
00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:47,791
I haven't.

474
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,125
Says here it was banned
for obscenity.

475
00:35:51,291 --> 00:35:53,290
Yeah, they thought it'd lead
to an epidemic.

476
00:35:53,291 --> 00:35:54,458
Epidemic of what?

477
00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:56,333
Lesbianism.

478
00:35:58,833 --> 00:36:00,166
Hmm.

479
00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:02,208
Crazy, right?

480
00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,208
See ya later.

481
00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:07,791
(MUSIC: "You're A Woman"
by Bad Boys Blue)

482
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:22,791
(MUSIC CONTINUES ON GHETTO BLASTER)
(GIRLS LAUGH)

483
00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,208
♪ Tonight

484
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,833
♪ There'll be no darkness tonight...

485
00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:38,458
(GIRLS WHOOP, LAUGH)

486
00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:41,000
♪ Let your love light shine bright

487
00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:46,708
♪ Listen to my heart... ♪

488
00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:48,250
(MUSIC OFF)

489
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,642
Save it for the match,
why don't you, Siobhan?

490
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:52,999
Come on,
we're just having a bit of fun, Miss.

491
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,749
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(GIRLS SHOUT)

492
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:55,916
(SIOBHAN): Here! Let's go!

493
00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:58,166
Here!

494
00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,790
(CHEERING)

495
00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:03,708
Well done! Well done, Siobhan.

496
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:06,583
- (GIRL): Here!
- Here!

497
00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:07,916
Pass it!

498
00:37:08,583 --> 00:37:09,832
(YELLS)

499
00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:11,790
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

500
00:37:11,791 --> 00:37:12,875
(GROANS)

501
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,333
(GIRL): Is it her arm?

502
00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:17,208
(MICHELLE):
Can you put any weight on it?

503
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,832
No.

504
00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:19,833
You're on.

505
00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,000
You'll be fine.

506
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,666
Try not to think too much.

507
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,374
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

508
00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:35,125
(GIRLS SHOUT)

509
00:37:39,083 --> 00:37:39,916
(CHEERING)

510
00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:42,166
(MICHELLE): Well done, Lois!

511
00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:43,333
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

512
00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:44,666
Look at that!

513
00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:51,957
Congratulations. Well done.

514
00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:53,208
(WAVES CRASH)

515
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,133
I wish you'd let us come
to one of your games.

516
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,320
You wouldn't have to talk to us.
I'd just like to be there.

517
00:37:58,375 --> 00:37:59,875
(CHUCKLES)

518
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:01,875
What?

519
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,226
What, you don't think
I'd blend in with the other parents?

520
00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,041
Stick out like a sore thumb,
more like.

521
00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:08,583
Hey, that's not kind.

522
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,791
(KEYS JINGLE)

523
00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:19,625
Anyway, I bet there are
loads of lezzas on your team.

524
00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:26,625
Well?

525
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:29,333
- Well what?
- Oh, come on.

526
00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:32,166
I don't ask them
who they're sleeping with.

527
00:38:32,291 --> 00:38:33,583
No, but you can just tell.

528
00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:36,041
I really haven't thought about it.

529
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,500
You're from another planet, you.

530
00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:42,000
(THEY CHUCKLE)
(ENGINE STARTS)

531
00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:43,666
Is that right?

532
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,915
(RADIO): This afternoon's business
in the House of Lords

533
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,916
was brought to an abrupt halt
by three young women,

534
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:54,250
who launched a commando-style raid
on the chamber.

535
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,791
They abseiled down ropes
from the public gallery,

536
00:38:56,916 --> 00:39:00,375
landed on the floor among
a chamber full of startled peers

537
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,583
and were hustled out by Black Rod
and several doorkeepers.

538
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:06,708
It was a protest against the clause
in the Local Government Bill,

539
00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:10,333
which curbs the promotion
of homosexuality by councils.

540
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:15,500
(MP): We care on this side,
first and foremost, about children.

541
00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:17,957
We care about the perpetuation

542
00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:22,166
of the heterosexual normal family

543
00:39:22,291 --> 00:39:26,958
as the basis of civilised society
here and in other countries.

544
00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:28,458
(PARTY MEMBERS): Hear! Hear!

545
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,958
Well, David Koss is
in our Westminster studio now.

546
00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,833
David, exactly what happened?

547
00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:35,375
You wouldn't wanna bump
into them women in a dark alley.

548
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,580
They'd have your guts for garters,
wouldn't they? Eh?

549
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:38,625
(SCOFFS)

550
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,041
I've been saying this is a good idea
for years.

551
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:43,166
Young people have
such vulnerable minds.

552
00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:45,083
(TV CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

553
00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,416
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

554
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:20,041
Well done today, ladies.
Time to get changed.

555
00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:25,333
(GIRLS CHATTER)

556
00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:28,207
Oh, gross, man!

557
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,458
So gross.

558
00:40:31,125 --> 00:40:33,375
What about you, Lois?
What's your type?

559
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,000
- Yeah, what's your type?
- (GIRL): Yeah, howay, tell us.

560
00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,083
Yeah, what's your type?

561
00:40:37,084 --> 00:40:39,666
No, wait.
You prefer them a bit more...

562
00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:42,416
(LAUGHTER)

563
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:43,999
Fuck off.

564
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,720
Or is it the mannish ones
that do it for ya?

565
00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:47,457
Whatever.

566
00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:50,375
Oh, come on,
we've just been saying what we like.

567
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,500
Now it's your turn. Fair dos.

568
00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:54,708
(JILL): Yeah, come on. Tell us, Lois.

569
00:40:55,458 --> 00:40:58,458
What I don't get is
how two girls actually...

570
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,249
Like, I know there's a lot of this.

571
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:02,500
(LAUGHTER)

572
00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:04,000
How do you actually...?

573
00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:06,416
No denying it, then?

574
00:41:06,541 --> 00:41:08,958
(GIRLS LAUGH, OOH)

575
00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:10,707
- Or maybe she's a virgin.
- Probably.

576
00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:12,250
- I'm not.
- Liar.

577
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:14,875
(ALL JEER)

578
00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:17,583
Do you think I'm sexy?

579
00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:21,082
Don't touch me, you fuckin' dyke!

580
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:22,165
Ow! Get off!

581
00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:23,332
(SHOUTING)

582
00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:25,000
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

583
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:27,583
Get off!

584
00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:29,208
- Ow!
- (GROWLS)

585
00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:30,208
- Get off!
- (YELLS)

586
00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:31,583
Get off her now!

587
00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:33,333
My office, now.

588
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:36,166
You can stay here and explain to me
what just happened, all right?

589
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:38,500
- Whatever.
- Go! Now.

590
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,500
Show's over, ladies. Come here.

591
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,500
(INHALES SHARPLY) Ow.

592
00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:22,416
You've got a chance
to really succeed on this team.

593
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:23,958
Do you even care what happened?

594
00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:26,750
Just ignore them.
Is that what you did?

595
00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:30,875
No. We're not talking about me.

596
00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:36,915
You need to be careful.

597
00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:38,541
That's all I'm saying.

598
00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:41,166
If it comes to it,
your word against hers...

599
00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:42,851
you know who they'll believe,
don't you?

600
00:42:42,916 --> 00:42:44,833
So it doesn't even matter
what happened?

601
00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:46,957
Look, I could get you
thrown out permanently

602
00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:48,708
for that kind of behaviour.

603
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,833
I know it seems unfair.

604
00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:56,750
But I'm trying to help you.

605
00:42:58,041 --> 00:43:01,416
If you want this,
fight for it, not against it.

606
00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:04,457
Hey...

607
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:05,958
Hey, don't!

608
00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:13,250
(DOOR OPENS)

609
00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:18,582
Oh, no, what happened?

610
00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:20,290
Er, it was just a graze.

611
00:43:20,291 --> 00:43:22,500
- You all right, pet?
- I'm fine.

612
00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:31,291
Poor love.

613
00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:33,333
Yeah, she's OK.

614
00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:36,416
All sorts of rumours flying around
about that one.

615
00:43:37,166 --> 00:43:39,041
Not sure she helps herself, though.

616
00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,208
Everything OK with you?

617
00:43:42,916 --> 00:43:44,833
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, fine.

618
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,291
Long day. (CHUCKLES)

619
00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:51,208
Take it you don't wanna come
for a pint, then?

620
00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,958
(CHUCKLES) One day.

621
00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:57,208
One day, I will crack you,
Jean Newman.

622
00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:58,333
And when I do,

623
00:43:58,334 --> 00:44:01,083
Fergus Shelton will be
a very happy man.

624
00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:02,583
- (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah.

625
00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:13,583
(WOMAN ON TV): My overriding concern is
the promotion of positive images

626
00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:17,041
of homosexuality in schools
and primary schools right through,

627
00:44:17,166 --> 00:44:19,083
and that is what is causing
many parents

628
00:44:19,208 --> 00:44:20,833
real concern and offence.

629
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:23,833
(MAN): I obviously don't want
children taught

630
00:44:23,958 --> 00:44:26,791
that the gay and lesbian lifestyle is
natural or normal.

631
00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:30,000
It is not, it never has been,
and it never will be.

632
00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,726
(THATCHER):
Children who need to be taught

633
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,458
to respect traditional moral values

634
00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:38,833
are being taught that they have
an inalienable right to be gay.

635
00:44:47,041 --> 00:44:49,083
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

636
00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:24,708
(CUTLERY CLATTERS ON PLATE)

637
00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:28,833
Here y'are, Jeanie.

638
00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:32,333
Can I have some?

639
00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:33,916
You won't like that, sweetheart.

640
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,375
But I want it.

641
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,875
Eat what you're given, OK, Sammy?

642
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
But why?

643
00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:43,416
Well, Auntie Jean is allergic
to chicken.

644
00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:45,666
But we're not.

645
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,125
Sammy.

646
00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:50,458
(PLATE CLATTERS)

647
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,875
That is enough, Sam!

648
00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:57,083
We do not behave like that
in this house!

649
00:45:58,666 --> 00:45:59,458
(DOOR SLAMS)

650
00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:01,767
(MUFFLED): What on earth
do you think you're playing at?!

651
00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:04,083
You've just wasted
perfectly good food...

652
00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:05,332
Sorry about this.

653
00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,083
(MUFFLED): I don't think so...

654
00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:08,375
It's OK.

655
00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:12,541
(TIM CONTINUES TO SHOUT INDISTINCTLY)

656
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,666
"At last, the Caterpillar took
the hookah out of its mouth

657
00:46:16,791 --> 00:46:19,333
"and addressed her
in a languid, sleepy voice."

658
00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:23,708
(INHALES)

659
00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:27,041
"'Who are you?'
said the Caterpillar."

660
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,208
"This was not an encouraging opening
for a conversation.

661
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:33,250
"Alice replied rather shyly,

662
00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:36,833
"'I hardly know, sir,
just at present.'"

663
00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:39,458
"'At least, I know who I was
when I got up this morning,

664
00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:42,226
"'but I think I must have been
changed several times since then...'"

665
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:44,458
Come on, Sammy.
Let's go and play outside.

666
00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:47,000
But I don't want to.
Well, you've been inside all day.

667
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,375
I'm gonna count to three.

668
00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:53,083
One, two...

669
00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:55,208
(WHISPERS):
We'll finish it another time, OK?

670
00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:23,083
Can I show you something quickly
while they're out there?

671
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:24,957
I bought something for Tim
for our anniversary,

672
00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:26,125
but I need a second opinion.

673
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,850
Thought I'd asked you
to get rid of this.

674
00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:30,333
Ah, I love that one.
You look so happy.

675
00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:33,583
Yeah, I know, I know.

676
00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:36,083
Please.

677
00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:37,541
I don't have any recent ones.

678
00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,790
- And I miss your hair like that.
- You sound like Mam.

679
00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:42,833
How would you know?
You never go and see her.

680
00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,458
I don't like seeing it there.

681
00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:49,666
- What?
- I dunno, it's just...

682
00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:53,553
Well, it's not as if everything that
came before is, you know, a lie.

683
00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,208
What are you talking about?

684
00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:59,083
I don't think it's right
you wanna erase part of your life.

685
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:00,583
And you expect us to.

686
00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:02,707
I thought I just asked you
to replace one photograph.

687
00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,708
- You know what I mean.
- Well, I don't, actually.

688
00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:07,041
You're trying to erase your marriage.

689
00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:08,207
Am I, now?

690
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,666
Don't be a child.

691
00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:19,208
Why didn't you tell me
you weren't alone the other night?

692
00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,415
What?

693
00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:22,375
Sammy told me you had a woman there.

694
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:26,750
Look, what you do in your own home
is your own business.

695
00:48:27,416 --> 00:48:30,500
You know I'm supportive of... it.

696
00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,541
But Sammy's only five.

697
00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:33,958
It's confusing for him.

698
00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:37,791
He wet the bed.
He never wets the bed.

699
00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,415
His grandmother had just
been rushed to hospital.

700
00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:42,375
I just don't think it's fair for you
to put me in that position.

701
00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:46,333
She actually left
right after you dropped him off.

702
00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:48,125
OK, but...

703
00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,541
Do you see? It's hard for me, well...

704
00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:51,833
to trust you.

705
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,250
So...

706
00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,333
Come on, who is she, then?

707
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:06,457
(TIM ROARS PLAYFULLY)

708
00:49:06,458 --> 00:49:09,000
(TIM AND SASHA LAUGH)

709
00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:11,333
Got ya!

710
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,458
(ROARING)

711
00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:21,457
(ROARING)

712
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:24,416
- Bye, Auntie Jean!
- Bye!

713
00:49:24,541 --> 00:49:25,833
- Bye!
- Bye!

714
00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:01,791
(CAR HORN BLARES)

715
00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,750
(PANTING)

716
00:50:12,916 --> 00:50:15,291
(POP MUSIC PLAYS)
(GENERAL CHATTER)

717
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:21,958
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(LAUGHTER)

718
00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:29,875
- Hey.
- Hiya.

719
00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:32,208
What's wrong? You look stressed.

720
00:50:33,416 --> 00:50:35,041
- Thanks.
- (CHUCKLES)

721
00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:37,500
Here.

722
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,583
What's going on?

723
00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:44,125
Nothing. Just, erm...

724
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,958
- shattered, you know?
- Oh.

725
00:50:46,083 --> 00:50:47,625
Well, maybe we should go away.

726
00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:50,333
Cos the girls and I were actually
talking about taking a trip...

727
00:50:50,458 --> 00:50:52,333
(VOICES BECOME INDISTINCT)

728
00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:56,125
That a no, is it?

729
00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,832
Er, no. Er... no.

730
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,666
Hey, lady.

731
00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:01,875
Hiya. Thanks.

732
00:51:02,916 --> 00:51:05,208
Wow, you seem... tense.

733
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:06,457
(LAUGHS) That's what I said.

734
00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:08,541
(DEBBIE):
Leave her alone, you lot.

735
00:51:10,208 --> 00:51:11,791
- Hey!
- 'Ey, the kid's good.

736
00:51:12,666 --> 00:51:14,458
Wanna play?

737
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,249
Jean here's unbeaten.

738
00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:17,833
You can be on my team.

739
00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,416
Come on, it'll be fun.

740
00:51:19,541 --> 00:51:21,207
No, I don't... I don't really...

741
00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:22,332
(ALL GROAN)

742
00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:24,291
- Can't take the heat.
- Come on, Jeanie.

743
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,625
(ALL CHEER)

744
00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,582
- Jeanie!
- Oi!

745
00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:34,916
(MUSIC: "Nomalizo" by Letta Mbulu)

746
00:51:36,541 --> 00:51:37,541
Yeah!

747
00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:58,041
(CHEERING)
(LAUGHTER)

748
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,499
Ah, no! It's all over.

749
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:11,666
(LAUGHTER)

750
00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:12,791
Ooh.

751
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:14,291
You can take it.

752
00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:16,125
No way. Finish her off.

753
00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:30,166
(BALLS CLACK)
(ALL CHEER)

754
00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:33,083
- Ohhh!
- She did it! She fuckin' did it!

755
00:52:33,208 --> 00:52:35,082
(LAUGHS)

756
00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:36,291
Got your loser speech?

757
00:52:36,416 --> 00:52:37,708
(LAUGHTER)

758
00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:41,791
(ACE SINGS VICTORIOUSLY)
(VIV LAUGHS)

759
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:52,249
Hey!

760
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:54,375
What are you doing?

761
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:55,500
You need to leave.

762
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:56,500
Why?

763
00:52:56,625 --> 00:52:57,915
You know why.

764
00:52:57,916 --> 00:52:59,250
Do whatever you want.

765
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:00,833
Wherever you want.

766
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:02,124
But not here, OK?

767
00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:03,540
Why do you care so much?

768
00:53:03,541 --> 00:53:05,541
You're 15.
You shouldn't even be in here.

769
00:53:05,666 --> 00:53:07,665
So what? Haven't told anyone, have I?

770
00:53:07,666 --> 00:53:09,415
(WOMAN): Hey! Hurry up!

771
00:53:09,416 --> 00:53:11,790
Go. Otherwise, you're off the team.

772
00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:13,083
What?!

773
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:18,250
Oh...

774
00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:20,040
Viv!

775
00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,458
Wait.

776
00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:29,666
Viv.

777
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,499
Please!

778
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:34,624
Just tell us what you were
doing in there so I know.

779
00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:36,582
She's one of my students,
she's on the team.

780
00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:37,833
What?

781
00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:39,791
- Are... are you...
- No. Course not.

782
00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:43,125
Then why didn't you say something?

783
00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:46,041
I don't know.

784
00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:49,916
- You're lying.
- I'm not. Look...

785
00:53:51,916 --> 00:53:53,125
It's complicated, OK?

786
00:53:55,375 --> 00:53:58,207
- I was asking her to leave.
- In the toilet?

787
00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:00,541
Why?
Why were you asking her to leave?

788
00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:04,249
I don't want my students
knowing every part of my life.

789
00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:06,333
- "Every part" of your life? What...
- Yeah.

790
00:54:07,791 --> 00:54:09,790
I don't know what you want me to say.

791
00:54:09,791 --> 00:54:11,791
You have to create boundaries
as a teacher.

792
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,208
It is part of the job.

793
00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:16,833
If anyone found out,
I'd never work again.

794
00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:19,582
It's quite a stretch.

795
00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:21,458
- Don't you think?
- No. It isn't.

796
00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:23,332
- And what about her?
- Who?

797
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:26,541
That girl.
Come on, how old is she, what, 16?

798
00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:27,875
15.

799
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
What kind of example
are you setting for her?

800
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:32,541
That's not fair.

801
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:34,875
None of this is fair.

802
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,640
Just cos I don't parade my sexuality
around like a badge of honour.

803
00:54:38,583 --> 00:54:39,666
And I do?

804
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:41,791
Is that it?

805
00:54:43,041 --> 00:54:45,351
How is that girl ever gonna learn
she has a place in this world

806
00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:47,332
if you, of all people,
tells her that she doesn't?

807
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:49,333
What makes you think
she has a place in this world?

808
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,582
- No. I can't do this.
- Oh, Viv...

809
00:54:56,583 --> 00:54:57,958
GET OFF!

810
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:13,416
(MUSIC: "Blue Monday" by New Order)

811
00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:18,958
♪ I see a ship in the harbour

812
00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:22,458
♪ I can and shall obey

813
00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:26,666
♪ But if it wasn't
For your misfortune

814
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:29,625
♪ I'd be a heavenly person today

815
00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:33,833
♪ And I thought I was mistaken

816
00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:37,291
♪ And I thought I heard you speak

817
00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:40,958
♪ Tell me how do I feel?

818
00:55:41,916 --> 00:55:44,416
♪ Tell me now how should I feel?

819
00:55:45,416 --> 00:55:47,583
(RETCHING, SPLUTTERING)

820
00:55:49,541 --> 00:55:51,500
(MUSIC CONTINUES ON CAR STEREO)

821
00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:06,291
(RECORDING): I would just like you
to imagine as you lie there

822
00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:11,083
that the body is powering down,
ready to sleep for the night.

823
00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,875
Allow thoughts to come and...

824
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,250
(RECORDING SPUTTERS AND WARBLES)

825
00:56:19,916 --> 00:56:21,583
(RECORDING SPUTTERS)

826
00:56:30,083 --> 00:56:31,541
(SIGHS)

827
00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:34,583
(ALARM BLEEPS)

828
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,707
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

829
00:56:38,708 --> 00:56:41,416
(HAUNTING PIANO MUSIC PLAYS)

830
00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:48,166
(BACKGROUND NOISE,
DISTANT AND INDISTINCT)

831
00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:06,208
(GIRLS SQUEAL AND LAUGH)

832
00:57:31,375 --> 00:57:35,291
(MUSIC AND BACKGROUND NOISE
INTENSIFY)

833
00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:37,083
(GASPING)

834
00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,166
Got a sec?

835
00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:01,458
Found something on your desk
when I got in this morning.

836
00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:04,124
Obviously,
with everything that's going on,

837
00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:07,333
I didn't want anyone else to see it.
But I thought you should know.

838
00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:10,416
Any idea who might have put it there?

839
00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:12,333
Erm...

840
00:58:13,458 --> 00:58:15,208
Er, yeah, I've got some ideas.

841
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:20,208
Don't look so worried.

842
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,125
I've had far worse in my time.

843
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:27,750
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

844
00:58:41,791 --> 00:58:43,833
(GENERAL CHATTER)

845
00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:51,791
I need to talk to you for a second.

846
00:58:52,708 --> 00:58:54,541
- Let me guess. I'm off the team?
- No.

847
00:58:54,666 --> 00:58:57,082
Look, I need this to stop.

848
00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,541
- What?
- All of it.

849
00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,915
This isn't a game, Lois.
It's my job. It's my life.

850
00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,833
What is it you think I've done?

851
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:07,040
- You know exactly.
- Are you married or something?

852
00:59:07,041 --> 00:59:09,250
You think you're so brave, don't you?

853
00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:12,125
You don't know anything about me.

854
00:59:18,416 --> 00:59:19,291
Fuck!

855
00:59:19,416 --> 00:59:22,125
Good of you to join us, Lois.
Perhaps you'd like to tell us

856
00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:24,333
how many elements make up
the periodic table?

857
00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:26,999
- No?
- What did she want?

858
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,833
Anyone?

859
00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:29,726
She's got a massive crush on me
and she won't drop it.

860
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:30,541
(LAUGHTER)

861
00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:32,958
Something you'd like to share
with the class, Lois?

862
00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:34,166
No, Miss.

863
00:59:34,291 --> 00:59:37,250
Right.
Textbooks open to page 93, please.

864
00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:40,375
Today.

865
00:59:41,833 --> 00:59:44,041
(TEACHERS CHAT INDISTINCTLY)

866
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:01,708
(WOMAN 1): You don't actually think
it was hers, do you?

867
01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:03,333
I thought she was married.

868
01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:04,791
Divorced, apparently.

869
01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:07,000
I didn't realise.

870
01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:10,208
Who broke it off, do you know?

871
01:00:10,333 --> 01:00:12,375
She doesn't really talk about it,
to be honest.

872
01:00:13,666 --> 01:00:15,416
She's a secretive one, that one.

873
01:00:16,541 --> 01:00:18,666
(DOOR SHUTS, REVERBERATES)

874
01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:34,040
(DOOR OPENS)

875
01:00:34,041 --> 01:00:35,541
(GIRLS CHATTER)

876
01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:48,875
Thought I might sit in
on practice today.

877
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,083
- If you don't mind.
- Yeah. Course.

878
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:55,375
Er, can we start with shuttle...

879
01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:58,040
warm-up, please?

880
01:00:58,041 --> 01:00:59,833
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

881
01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:28,541
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

882
01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,583
OK, well done.
You can get your bibs.

883
01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:34,791
(GIRLS CHATTER)

884
01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:39,000
Miss? She took my bib.

885
01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:41,346
You can sub in for each other
at half-time.

886
01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,833
- But it's my position.
- It's just practice, Siobhan.

887
01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:45,541
- Give it back.
- Piss off.

888
01:01:45,542 --> 01:01:46,625
Give it back! Give it back!

889
01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:47,541
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

890
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:50,207
(PAULA): Enough! Both of you!
On the bench, now!

891
01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:51,416
- But...
- But she started it!

892
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,541
You answer back to me
and you're off the team, OK?

893
01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:54,833
Me? What about her?

894
01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:57,625
Both of you, on the bench, now!

895
01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:05,041
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

896
01:02:12,541 --> 01:02:14,208
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

897
01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,541
(GIRL): Here!

898
01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,000
What are you doing?

899
01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:02,208
It's OK.

900
01:03:28,041 --> 01:03:30,375
(SCREAMS) Get off me!

901
01:03:35,291 --> 01:03:37,250
(GIRL 1): Siobhan! Siobhan!

902
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,642
- Are you OK?
- (GIRL 2): Give her some space.

903
01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:41,915
Get her out. Come here.

904
01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:43,791
Sit down.

905
01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:45,291
What's going on?

906
01:03:45,416 --> 01:03:47,999
(SIOBHAN SOBS)

907
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,291
Can someone tell me
what's going on, please?

908
01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:53,000
(SIOBHAN): She attacked me.

909
01:03:54,083 --> 01:03:55,625
What do you mean she attacked you?

910
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,208
She shouldn't be allowed in here.

911
01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:01,040
Get her out! Get out!

912
01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:02,540
(GIRLS SHOUT "GET OUT")

913
01:04:02,541 --> 01:04:04,625
Get out, Lois!

914
01:04:05,791 --> 01:04:07,642
(PAULA): I'm gonna need you
to supervise this lot

915
01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:09,250
so I can get her out of here.

916
01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:11,083
Come on, darling.

917
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:15,083
(GIRLS CLAMOUR)

918
01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:20,971
(GIRL): She said that she attacked her.
She needs to get kicked out!

919
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,791
(VOICES BECOME DISTANT)

920
01:04:41,416 --> 01:04:43,916
(PAULA) (DISTANT):
She's saying this isn't the first time.

921
01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,605
That there was a fight
a few weeks ago

922
01:04:47,708 --> 01:04:49,125
that you didn't report.

923
01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,238
She's even gone as far as to say

924
01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:54,293
there might be something going on
between you two.

925
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,416
You and Lois, that is.

926
01:04:57,666 --> 01:04:59,958
Jean, can you please tell me
what's going on,

927
01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,375
or am I gonna have to take
her word for it?

928
01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:07,708
Lois is, erm...

929
01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:15,833
She's become a little over-attached,
you could say.

930
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,333
If that's the case,
why didn't you report it to me?

931
01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:24,000
I didn't think it was anything
to worry about.

932
01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:27,875
You know what they're like.

933
01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:30,375
I've had worse.

934
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:31,958
And the changing room?

935
01:05:37,041 --> 01:05:38,458
I saw something but, erm...

936
01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:40,291
What? What did you see?

937
01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:46,041
I saw them together.

938
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,541
Siobhan pushing Lois off.

939
01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:54,791
Now, Miss Murphy,

940
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:57,250
it's very important that we ascertain
exactly what went on

941
01:05:57,375 --> 01:06:00,166
between you and Miss Jackson
earlier today.

942
01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:03,416
We take these kinds of accusations
extremely seriously.

943
01:06:03,541 --> 01:06:06,750
The perpetrators of sexual assault
have no place in this school.

944
01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:09,249
Now, I don't want to keep you long.

945
01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:12,083
I just need you to repeat
what you told the PE staff

946
01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:13,791
earlier this afternoon.

947
01:06:19,416 --> 01:06:20,750
(SIOBHAN): I don't remember.

948
01:06:22,666 --> 01:06:25,916
(PAULA):
Look, I know it isn't easy for you.

949
01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:28,458
So let me try and help, OK?

950
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:34,166
Earlier, today, if you remember,
you were very upset.

951
01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:39,000
I was in the hall
when I heard you scream.

952
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:41,458
I then ran into the changing room,

953
01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:44,208
where I found you in the corner
very distressed.

954
01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:45,499
I took you to my office,

955
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:48,208
where you told me
that Lois had assaulted you.

956
01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,583
Is that right?

957
01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:52,041
No, it's not. Tell them!

958
01:06:52,166 --> 01:06:53,207
Lois!

959
01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:55,416
I'll need you to calm down.

960
01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:02,291
Just nod if that's what happened,
my love.

961
01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:06,416
(SNIFFLES)

962
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:13,750
You just have to nod, my love.

963
01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:18,541
Well done.

964
01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:21,416
(BALDOCK): I see.

965
01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:25,458
You were there, Miss Newman?
You saw what happened?

966
01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,208
Yeah, I did, yeah.

967
01:07:31,958 --> 01:07:33,250
Right.

968
01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:37,625
- What is wrong with you?
- Er, that's enough, Lois.

969
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,517
I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to call your father.

970
01:07:39,541 --> 01:07:41,624
- Don't bother.
- Er, sit back down, please.

971
01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:44,208
Do you know, you haven't even
asked me what happened.

972
01:07:44,333 --> 01:07:46,666
You've asked all of them but not me.

973
01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:49,750
If you've got something to say...

974
01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:54,250
You're the worst of the lot.

975
01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:56,500
And you know it.

976
01:08:01,541 --> 01:08:03,208
(DOOR OPENS, SLAMS)

977
01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:04,708
(BALDOCK): Let her go.

978
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,665
(DISTANT, MUFFLED CHATTER)

979
01:08:11,666 --> 01:08:14,375
(MUFFLED, DISTANT):
One, two... (CHUCKLES) Lovely.

980
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,416
I lose track.

981
01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:18,041
Actually, no, I lie.

982
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:21,333
He'd just turned two there.
It was election night.

983
01:08:21,458 --> 01:08:23,458
Me and Bill were glued to the TV.

984
01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:25,500
Didn't notice him puking
all over himself.

985
01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:26,958
(LAUGHTER)

986
01:08:28,916 --> 01:08:30,333
You never wanted kids?

987
01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:34,208
Ah, you'd be a great mum.

988
01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:36,375
I see you with the younger ones.

989
01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:37,833
They're lucky to have you.

990
01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:49,916
Looks more like a Mr Whippy
than a pint of Guinness.

991
01:08:50,041 --> 01:08:51,625
(LAUGHTER)

992
01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:53,833
(CONVERSATION BECOMES INDISTINCT)

993
01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:32,166
(LINE RINGS)

994
01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:46,625
(LINE CONTINUES RINGING)

995
01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:56,916
(LINE CONTINUES RINGING)

996
01:09:58,416 --> 01:10:00,790
(GIRLS CHANT)

997
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:03,000
(ALL): Watch us as we steal the show!

998
01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:07,291
T-Y-N-E-S-I-D-E, Tyneside!

999
01:10:07,416 --> 01:10:09,833
(ALL CHEER)

1000
01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:13,916
(WOMAN ON RADIO): Here at home,
there's been another demonstration

1001
01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:17,208
against Clause 28
of the Local Government Bill,

1002
01:10:17,333 --> 01:10:19,500
the clause which seeks
to stop councils

1003
01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:21,332
from promoting homosexuality.

1004
01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:25,000
Well over 15,000 people marched
through Manchester,

1005
01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:27,208
clogging the streets
before staging a rally

1006
01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:28,625
in the city centre.

1007
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:31,791
(MAN):
As ordinary men and women,

1008
01:10:31,916 --> 01:10:36,458
we demand the same rights,

1009
01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:38,666
no more, no less.

1010
01:10:38,791 --> 01:10:39,666
(MICROWAVE DINGS)

1011
01:10:39,667 --> 01:10:44,499
The same rights as other ordinary,
civilised, human beings...

1012
01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:47,333
(MUSIC: "Let the Music (Use You)"
by the Nightwriters)

1013
01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:14,208
Go away.

1014
01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:17,416
- I need to talk to you.
- I'm late for work.

1015
01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:18,833
I can give you a lift.

1016
01:12:20,416 --> 01:12:21,583
I'm fine walking.

1017
01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:24,625
- Lois...
- Why can't you just leave me alone?

1018
01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:36,083
Do you actually think
I attacked Siobhan?

1019
01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:39,041
No.

1020
01:12:40,291 --> 01:12:41,291
Then why?

1021
01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,875
I know you want more from me,
but it's not...

1022
01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,374
I can't be that person for you.

1023
01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:53,500
I never asked you to be anything.

1024
01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:57,750
Not about what you ask,
though, is it?

1025
01:13:24,458 --> 01:13:26,375
(TAP RUNS)

1026
01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:36,559
(MAN ON TV): I don't like women
to use bad language.

1027
01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:38,291
Very much against that, like.

1028
01:13:38,416 --> 01:13:40,916
If you stub your toe
or drop a teacup or something...

1029
01:13:42,166 --> 01:13:43,083
what do you say?

1030
01:13:43,084 --> 01:13:44,166
(LAUGHTER)

1031
01:14:02,416 --> 01:14:03,791
(BELL JINGLES)

1032
01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:16,208
- (WHISPERS): Hi.
- Hiya.

1033
01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:20,083
Erm... thanks for coming.

1034
01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:22,125
Of course.

1035
01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:28,415
Want something to drink?

1036
01:14:28,416 --> 01:14:31,541
Erm, yeah. Yeah, in a sec, thank you.
Erm...

1037
01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:34,041
Look...

1038
01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:37,500
(SIGHS) I'm really sorry.

1039
01:14:38,791 --> 01:14:40,333
- It's OK.
- No.

1040
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,041
No, it's not.

1041
01:14:43,041 --> 01:14:44,333
I should've told you,

1042
01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:46,458
and I should've done
everything differently.

1043
01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:48,750
Erm...

1044
01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:51,790
Sick in the head, remember?

1045
01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:53,208
(CHUCKLES)

1046
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,500
She reminded me a bit of you,
you know?

1047
01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:00,583
First time we met.

1048
01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:03,666
- Who, Lois?
- That girl, yeah.

1049
01:15:05,291 --> 01:15:06,583
No, she's nothing like me.

1050
01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:10,208
Debs thought so, too,
you know, like...

1051
01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:13,125
like, erm...
a deer in the headlights.

1052
01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:16,583
I'm not a deer in the headlights,
am I?

1053
01:15:16,708 --> 01:15:18,250
Sometimes.

1054
01:15:18,375 --> 01:15:20,333
You know... skittish.

1055
01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:21,458
Skittish?

1056
01:15:23,041 --> 01:15:24,125
Is it?

1057
01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:26,625
Anyway...

1058
01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:30,583
Do you want something to eat?

1059
01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:34,708
I ate before.
OK, yeah, I might.

1060
01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:40,916
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls.

1061
01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:44,916
- It's fine.
- No, it isn't.

1062
01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:50,290
Look, I've...

1063
01:15:50,291 --> 01:15:52,707
been here before with Donna, and...

1064
01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:55,290
Donna cheated on you
with her husband.

1065
01:15:55,291 --> 01:15:56,833
Yeah.

1066
01:15:56,958 --> 01:15:58,333
Yeah, but, erm...

1067
01:15:59,541 --> 01:16:02,000
in the end, it's the same.

1068
01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:04,125
Because she wasn't ready.

1069
01:16:04,833 --> 01:16:05,958
And...

1070
01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:07,208
(SIGHS)

1071
01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:10,207
I... I can't do that again.

1072
01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:12,375
- I'm gonna quit my job.
- What?

1073
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:14,000
- Why?
- Because...

1074
01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:17,833
You... you... (SNIFFLES)

1075
01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:19,392
I don't think
you should quit your job,

1076
01:16:19,416 --> 01:16:21,791
because you love your job
and you're good at your job.

1077
01:16:25,208 --> 01:16:26,250
I did something terrible.

1078
01:16:29,916 --> 01:16:31,583
That girl, Lois from the club...

1079
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,541
I dobbed her in
to get her off my case.

1080
01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:42,666
She's been suspended and I doubt
she's coming back after this.

1081
01:16:47,625 --> 01:16:48,916
I... (SIGHS)

1082
01:16:50,041 --> 01:16:52,916
I don't think you should be
so hard on yourself.

1083
01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:56,375
I wanna be with you, Viv.

1084
01:16:57,291 --> 01:16:59,291
- We could go away somewhere.
- No...

1085
01:16:59,416 --> 01:17:02,291
Look, if we forget everything
that's happened...

1086
01:17:02,416 --> 01:17:03,832
then there will be something else.

1087
01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:05,333
No.

1088
01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:06,666
No, there won't.

1089
01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:09,624
But... anyway,
I don't want to go away,

1090
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,624
because I like it here.

1091
01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:14,166
Like, I'm happy. Here.

1092
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:19,249
This isn't what I wanted,
but I can't keep doing this.

1093
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:22,875
- You don't have to do this.
- (SOBBING): I'm sorry, but I can't.

1094
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,666
- Please, Viv...
- I'm sorry. I can't.

1095
01:17:25,791 --> 01:17:28,250
(SOBBING):
Come on, please. Viv, please!

1096
01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:31,750
(BELL JINGLES)

1097
01:17:33,708 --> 01:17:35,458
(DOOR SHUTS)

1098
01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,833
(MAN): Excuse me.
You cannot smoke in here, pet.

1099
01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:55,458
Well, what is this here for, then?

1100
01:18:18,625 --> 01:18:21,583
(CHILDREN SHOUT AND LAUGH)

1101
01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:27,250
(CHILDREN): Punch!

1102
01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:31,416
Police stations don't offer crèches
for their employees.

1103
01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:32,875
Why should hospitals?

1104
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,541
It's a ridiculous idea.

1105
01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:37,708
No, what the nursing profession needs
is more men.

1106
01:18:37,833 --> 01:18:40,916
If nursing were perceived
as a male and female occupation,

1107
01:18:41,041 --> 01:18:43,541
the same as, say, teaching,
or the civil service,

1108
01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:46,125
there'd be a stronger gut feeling
amongst the powers that be

1109
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:47,333
to raise nurses' salaries.

1110
01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:49,499
- I hadn't thought about it like that.
- In the meantime,

1111
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:51,291
what happens
when our children get sick?

1112
01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:53,125
And they're picketing
outside the hospitals

1113
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,665
instead of doing their damn jobs.

1114
01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:56,000
Well, quite.

1115
01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:58,333
What's your take on all this,
Jean?

1116
01:19:01,208 --> 01:19:03,082
- Well, erm...
- You must have an opinion.

1117
01:19:03,083 --> 01:19:05,540
No, come on. That's enough.

1118
01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:08,000
Tim, why don't you go refresh
the punchbowl?

1119
01:19:13,125 --> 01:19:13,958
(CHUCKLES)

1120
01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:16,708
God, half-term really drags,
doesn't it?

1121
01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:18,433
Feel like I'll need a holiday
to recover.

1122
01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,791
Tell me about it. (CHUCKLES)

1123
01:19:23,791 --> 01:19:25,476
Right, who wants to go play
some party games?

1124
01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:27,750
(CHILDREN CHEER EXCITEDLY)

1125
01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,165
Sammy, you coming?

1126
01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:32,041
We're gonna play party games.

1127
01:19:32,166 --> 01:19:33,375
Go, go, go.

1128
01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:34,916
Let's go, guys.

1129
01:19:34,917 --> 01:19:36,500
(MAN): (QUIETLY)
It's been a nightmare.

1130
01:19:36,625 --> 01:19:39,166
And it just drags on and on and on,

1131
01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:41,375
and you know,
each time the lawyers are involved,

1132
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,875
you're paying out,
for them and the kids.

1133
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,583
(JEAN COUGHS)

1134
01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:47,416
(TIM): Are they staying with their mum?

1135
01:19:47,541 --> 01:19:50,000
Mostly, yeah, yeah.
I mean, like... yeah.

1136
01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:53,083
I'm lucky if I see them once a week.
And you know, it's...

1137
01:19:53,208 --> 01:19:56,041
I was, er, just telling Tim
about my divorce proceedings.

1138
01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,832
They're bleeding me dry, I tell you. You...

1139
01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:02,208
You women don't realise
how good you have it. (CHUCKLES)

1140
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:05,750
It's just a joke.

1141
01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:08,207
Bad joke.

1142
01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:09,499
No offence meant.

1143
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,541
None taken.

1144
01:20:11,083 --> 01:20:13,166
Jean went through all this
a few years back.

1145
01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:16,375
Oh, right.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

1146
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:19,083
Well, you're still in one piece,
so that bodes well.

1147
01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:20,708
Yeah, I quite enjoyed it, actually.

1148
01:20:21,583 --> 01:20:23,125
(CHUCKLES)

1149
01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:25,916
Er, so, what do you do, Jean?

1150
01:20:26,666 --> 01:20:28,291
- I'm a teacher.
- Fantastic.

1151
01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:30,041
- What do you teach?
- PE.

1152
01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:32,250
Right. That must be, er...

1153
01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:34,833
Er, which school?

1154
01:20:34,958 --> 01:20:36,291
Tyneside.

1155
01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:38,249
Oh. That's a commute and a half,
isn't it?

1156
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:40,458
You didn't fancy, er...

1157
01:20:40,583 --> 01:20:42,791
- What's Sammy's school called?
- St Christopher's.

1158
01:20:42,916 --> 01:20:44,582
Yeah, St Christopher's.

1159
01:20:44,583 --> 01:20:46,463
Jean actually used to teach
at St Christopher's.

1160
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,583
- Oh?
- I did for a while, yeah.

1161
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:50,416
What made you...?

1162
01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:52,892
I got a bit sick of running
into the kids in the local shop.

1163
01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,208
(CHUCKLES) Fair enough.

1164
01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:58,375
You know, I'd never thought of that.
It must be a right pain.

1165
01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:01,333
Although, parent-teacher evenings...

1166
01:21:01,458 --> 01:21:04,125
probably quite a good hunting ground
for the recently divorced.

1167
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:06,666
- Am I right, eh? (LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHS)

1168
01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:09,625
Sorry.

1169
01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:12,125
It's OK.

1170
01:21:13,041 --> 01:21:15,583
You got a man on the scene
at the moment, then, have you, Jean?

1171
01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:17,458
No. I haven't, no.

1172
01:21:18,291 --> 01:21:20,375
Ah, well. Well, I'm sure...

1173
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,916
I'm a lesbian.

1174
01:21:24,333 --> 01:21:25,375
Right.

1175
01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:37,291
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1176
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,458
I've actually got to head off.

1177
01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:43,375
Erm... (CHUCKLES)

1178
01:21:45,041 --> 01:21:46,500
Can you give this to Sammy?

1179
01:21:48,916 --> 01:21:51,500
Thanks for the party. I love the...

1180
01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:55,958
Nice to meet you, Carl.

1181
01:21:56,458 --> 01:21:57,875
Er, Craig.

1182
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,375
(DOOR SHUTS)

1183
01:22:07,916 --> 01:22:09,833
(LAUGHING)

1184
01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:41,750
(ENGINE STARTS)

1185
01:23:54,125 --> 01:23:55,208
What are you doing?

1186
01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:57,321
- Can you get in the car?
- What?

1187
01:23:58,125 --> 01:23:59,791
I wanna show you something,
that's all,

1188
01:23:59,916 --> 01:24:02,166
- and I'll drop you home after.
- I'm grounded.

1189
01:24:03,250 --> 01:24:05,208
Don't tell me
you've been sticking to that.

1190
01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:07,750
I don't even have to talk to you,
OK?

1191
01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:11,041
- Can you just get in?
- OK.

1192
01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:19,208
(ENGINE STARTS)

1193
01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:43,916
Where are we?

1194
01:24:44,750 --> 01:24:46,416
(SIGHS)

1195
01:24:46,541 --> 01:24:47,541
Look...

1196
01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:53,833
I'm damaged. OK?

1197
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:01,916
And in a way, you're not.
Well, at least, you don't have to be.

1198
01:25:02,041 --> 01:25:03,625
If I don't have to be,
then why do you?

1199
01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:05,125
I don't know.

1200
01:25:05,250 --> 01:25:06,999
- Maybe it's too late.
- It's not right.

1201
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,707
- Pretending.
- Look, I don't expect you to understand.

1202
01:25:09,708 --> 01:25:11,665
You're right. I don't.

1203
01:25:11,666 --> 01:25:13,250
Look, people failed me.

1204
01:25:25,291 --> 01:25:27,208
And now I failed you.

1205
01:25:31,083 --> 01:25:32,541
(SNIFFLES)

1206
01:25:34,291 --> 01:25:37,041
I'm not trying to get myself
off the hook or anything like that.

1207
01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:48,875
But I see you carrying this...

1208
01:25:50,958 --> 01:25:52,416
this thing.

1209
01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:56,125
And you don't have to.

1210
01:25:56,250 --> 01:25:57,833
You're the one with the problem.

1211
01:25:57,958 --> 01:25:58,958
- Not me.
- Yeah, I know.

1212
01:25:59,041 --> 01:26:01,416
- I don't know why you think that...
- Yeah, I know.

1213
01:26:02,375 --> 01:26:04,041
Yeah, I know.
I know what I did was wrong.

1214
01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:14,916
You know...

1215
01:26:15,041 --> 01:26:17,083
it was Siobhan that kissed me.

1216
01:26:21,708 --> 01:26:23,166
Not that it matters now.

1217
01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:46,208
Shall we go?

1218
01:26:55,083 --> 01:26:57,916
(THUMPING POP MUSIC PLAYS)
(LIVELY CHATTER)

1219
01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:09,958
- Hey, you came!
- Hiya.

1220
01:27:10,750 --> 01:27:13,082
- And who's this one?
- I'm Lois.

1221
01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:15,040
Hiya, Lois. Welcome.

1222
01:27:15,041 --> 01:27:16,625
You a friend of Jean's then?

1223
01:27:17,583 --> 01:27:19,208
(GLASS CLINKS)

1224
01:27:19,333 --> 01:27:20,916
Speech!

1225
01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:26,291
I just wanted to say
that as some of you already know,

1226
01:27:26,416 --> 01:27:28,250
money's been
a little scarce this year,

1227
01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:31,291
but thanks to the heroic efforts
of the Bog Fund...

1228
01:27:31,416 --> 01:27:33,249
(ALL CHEER)

1229
01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:35,583
we were able to throw
a little something together.

1230
01:27:36,375 --> 01:27:38,708
So, Debs...

1231
01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:40,041
my love...

1232
01:27:41,125 --> 01:27:44,208
these are for you. From all of us.

1233
01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:47,083
Well, technically not from us,
but they are for you.

1234
01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:49,666
Love you, babes. Happy birthday!

1235
01:27:49,791 --> 01:27:52,249
- To the Bog Fund!
- (ALL): The Bog Fund!

1236
01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:54,125
(CHEERING)

1237
01:27:54,833 --> 01:27:56,625
Now let's get fucked up!

1238
01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:58,666
(CHEERING)

1239
01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:03,583
Hi, lady.

1240
01:28:03,708 --> 01:28:05,708
- We missed you.
- (ABI): You all right?

1241
01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:08,333
What's the Bog Fund?

1242
01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:12,249
Right, so, say you get kicked out
by your parents,

1243
01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:14,582
or you can't pay your rent
or summat,

1244
01:28:14,583 --> 01:28:16,250
or you need a new pair of shoes,

1245
01:28:16,375 --> 01:28:18,541
then you can ask for money
from the Bog Fund.

1246
01:28:19,416 --> 01:28:22,166
Wait, so, anyone can ask for money?

1247
01:28:22,291 --> 01:28:25,083
Yeah, well, any poor lesbians
from the North East. (CHUCKLES)

1248
01:28:25,208 --> 01:28:27,666
Babes, you don't have a drink.
Let's get you a drink.

1249
01:28:29,333 --> 01:28:30,625
I'll keep an eye on her.

1250
01:28:32,416 --> 01:28:35,000
- Where's the money come from?
- People like her.

1251
01:28:35,958 --> 01:28:37,708
Lesbians with proper jobs.

1252
01:28:37,833 --> 01:28:39,833
Teachers, lawyers, whatever.

1253
01:28:39,958 --> 01:28:43,750
They can put money in to, you know,
help out those who are more hard up.

1254
01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:49,041
How old are you, anyway?
You old enough for a drink?

1255
01:28:50,250 --> 01:28:52,583
Yeah, all right. (CHUCKLES)
Come on, then.

1256
01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:55,208
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out!

1257
01:28:55,333 --> 01:28:57,916
(RAUCOUS PUNK MUSIC PLAYS)

1258
01:29:09,625 --> 01:29:11,582
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out!

1259
01:29:11,583 --> 01:29:13,957
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out!

1260
01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:16,332
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out!

1261
01:29:16,333 --> 01:29:18,790
♪ Oh, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out!

1262
01:29:18,791 --> 01:29:21,374
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie

1263
01:29:21,375 --> 01:29:23,500
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out! ♪

1264
01:29:24,333 --> 01:29:27,208
♪ I don't need anybody else

1265
01:29:27,333 --> 01:29:29,083
(DEBBIE LAUGHS)

1266
01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,500
(MUSIC: "First True Love Affair"
by Jimmy Ross)

1267
01:29:32,416 --> 01:29:34,250
♪ I'll never let you go

1268
01:29:37,291 --> 01:29:39,833
♪ Because I love you so

1269
01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:43,833
♪ I don't want anybody else... ♪

1270
01:29:45,166 --> 01:29:48,041
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

1271
01:29:49,958 --> 01:29:51,916
(DEBBIE LAUGHS)

1272
01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:57,040
How did we look?

1273
01:29:57,041 --> 01:29:58,208
Erm...

1274
01:29:58,333 --> 01:30:00,583
(ACE): Oi! We were stunning.

1275
01:30:02,208 --> 01:30:03,791
Ignore her, babe.

1276
01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:06,041
I think she's all bitter
and heartbroken.

1277
01:30:10,791 --> 01:30:13,583
(MUSIC: "Melodies of Love"
by Pink Rhythm)

1278
01:30:15,458 --> 01:30:17,250
♪ This song is on my mind

1279
01:30:17,375 --> 01:30:19,291
♪ All I wanna hear

1280
01:30:20,333 --> 01:30:24,750
♪ Hold tight
You know that I love you...

1281
01:30:40,791 --> 01:30:42,375
Er, what are you doing out here?

1282
01:30:53,583 --> 01:30:54,750
(WHISPERS): Hi.

1283
01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:57,791
(WHISPERS): Hiya.

1284
01:30:57,916 --> 01:31:00,207
♪ And ever since
The love I'm feeling

1285
01:31:00,208 --> 01:31:02,666
♪ Is burning bright

1286
01:31:02,791 --> 01:31:06,291
♪ I feel so good
There's only one thing on my mind...

1287
01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:10,749
I'll be back in, in a sec.

1288
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:12,000
OK.

1289
01:31:12,833 --> 01:31:14,582
♪ This song is on my mind

1290
01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:17,041
♪ All I wanna hear

1291
01:31:17,583 --> 01:31:19,291
♪ The melodies of love

1292
01:31:19,416 --> 01:31:22,250
♪ Singing from your heart

1293
01:31:22,375 --> 01:31:24,250
♪ This song is on my mind

1294
01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:27,166
♪ All I wanna hear

1295
01:31:27,291 --> 01:31:29,666
♪ Hold tight

1296
01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:32,166
♪ Baby I love you

1297
01:31:46,208 --> 01:31:48,041
♪ The melodies of love

1298
01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:50,333
♪ Singing from your heart

1299
01:31:51,125 --> 01:31:52,250
♪ This song is on my mind ♪

1300
01:32:49,375 --> 01:32:51,125
(PUPIL SHOUTS)
(BANG ON CAR)

1301
01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:09,958
(DOOR SHUTS)