- Are you ready, Vini? - Warming up.
- Are you ready, Vini? - I'm warming up!
Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
Oh, the new melody's great. I think they're gonna like it.
Oh, they're gonna love it, they're gonna love it.
It's going to be unforgettable! Best night ever!
You've got that right, buddy!
Let's do this.
I've a feeling tonight's gonna be something special.
We're gonna go viral. Focus, Vini, come on!
Okay, okay, okay, okay! Let's do it.
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be great!
- Here we go. - Let's go.
One, and a two, and a three, and…
The oddest house I ever saw.
It had no roof It had no door.
No one was able to go inside.
It had no walls No walls.
It had no sides.
No one was able To walk around.
No one It had no floor.
It had no ground No one was able.
To go Peepee.
It had no potty No WC.
Beautiful, Tommy.
But it was built With love and care.
At number zero On Bozo Square.
At number zero.
On Bozo Square.
Basta! That's it with the losses!
- I've had it up to here! Out! - Take it easy, Mrs. Ferret,
at least it wasn't as bad as last week.
- That's a great sign! - Oh, enough! Basta!
It's time for you two to get the heck out!
We're gonna fill every corner of this place to the max!
No, no, no, no, no. The problem is
you two are rats and will always be rats!
Who is gonna come out of the burrow to see a couple
- of wannabe singer rats? - Rats?
That's just plain ratism!
You couldn't even pay us to stay here!
Just give us our money and we are out of here!
Pay?
- Here is your bill! No pay! - Una Bella signora,
the owner of such a fine establishment,
ought to treat her clients with a gentler touch.
- You ain't no client! - If we're not clients,
then we don't need to pay!
Where is my guitar?
Oh, here it is.
This is the end of the road!
Then it's the beginning of another road.
A prettier, a better one.
Oh, okay. Things couldn't possibly be worse.
We've hit rock bottom!
Perfect! Now we have nowhere to go but up.
There are no more bars left.
We've been kicked out of all of them.
Come on, Tommy. Take it easy.
Our time is coming. The universe is calling us.
Can you hear it?
Then the universe must be in the center of my belly, you dummy!
Because that's what you're hearing!
Good night, Wolfman.
Sweet dreams, Queen of Soul.
Your blessings, Master Moon.
Saravá.
Tom! Come on, man.
Your universe must be starving.
What the heck did you eat?
Pollution. War. Greed.
I mean, come on! Five-minute voice messages?
Send a text!
I tried my best,
but what's a god to do?
- Oh! - I'm just going to have
to shake it all up and start all over from scratch.
- What do you mean? - I'm sending a rainstorm
that will last 40 days and 40 nights.
- Wait. Is that too much? No. - Oh!
- I'm going to wipe it all out! - Wipe them all out?
- Don't you think that's a bit much? - Just listen!
You're going to build an ark
and you're going to bring on two of every species,
one male and one female.
Just one pair?
Am I stuttering?
Well, how am I supposed to let the animals know?
How are they all going to fit?
Well, I can help get the invitations out?
And now how am I going to feed them all?
How do I know they're not going to eat each other?
And what about the animals
that live in the cold?
The elephants poop!
Just figure it out!
No!
Oh!
Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom! Tommy! Tommy!
- Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! - What? Yeah.
Is this really time for a new TikTok dance?
I saw God. It's the end!
God is going to wipe it all out. Except one male and one female.
- That means one of us is a goner. - Oh!
Are you sure it's not just another nightmare again?
I'm sure. Yes.
It was really him.
I swear to God I saw him.
I mean, I swear to him I saw God.
- Are you sure? - I'm sure!
Are you sure you're sure?
- One, two! - Oh!
- What is that? Hmm? - One, two!
One, two! One, two!
One, two!
All right, everyone! Proceed!
One, two! One, two! One, two!
Oh, what's this?
Special delivery!
- What is that? - Look out below!
- This one's for you! - What is that?
Here you go! Special invitation!
This one's for you!
Oh, how sweet!
What on Earth are these papers falling from the sky?
It looks like they're invitations.
Invitations to a concert?
For a cruise!
An all-you-can-eat buffet.
Just a handful of animals are being invited.
What do you mean?
Invitations, Your Majesty! Invitations!
We haven't gotten ours yet!
Why haven't you overgrown worms fetched us our invitations yet?
- Sorry, sir. - Immediately!
Get out of my sight, you unreasonably sized maggots.
And don't come back without those invitations.
Is that old guy God?
No, no, no. He must be an intern or something.
It's the end of the world, but there's a way out!
He gave me all the instructions. I got it all here.
We're going to make an ark so light it'll practically fly away.
If it doesn't sink, that is good enough for me.
I still can't believe it! Flushing away everything he made?
God's really out of it. What if everyone drowns?
That's going to look so bad for him!
Quit yapping, Susana Maria. Less words, more soup. Now.
And all this "one male, one female" stuff?
What about other kinds of families?
I can't believe it.
Just finish your soup, Susana.
God knows what he is doing.
He's always got so much on his plate.
And all of a sudden, he just lost it!
Great talk, but we've got an ark to build.
That's right, Gramps. Yes, we do!
Let's try to find extra invitations for us.
Okay.
It doesn't look like a boat.
Well, it might if you look at it the right side up, genius.
Oh, yeah. Oh, of course. Just testing you.
Told you.
Okay. Go, go.
- Let's go. - Okay.
Listen, old man!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Let the mice on to the ark.
Let them all.
They are so fabulous, incredible, and talented.
- No, no, no, no. - This is your conscience talking, Noah.
Let them all.
Or else…
Run, Vini, run!
Come on! Run for it, man.
Push! Push! Push!
Okay. Go, go, go, go, go!
Hey, stop! If you do that, you will be sorry.
Oh yeah? Give me one good reason.
- And make it quick! - Because there's no reason
a bright young lady, such as yourself,
should squash two adorable little rodents.
I've got plenty. Grandpa says mice are gross.
Yeah, that's right.
Vini's not one of the biggest fans of bath in the world,
but you know, he's not that bad, yeah?
And besides, he heard that only one female mouse
and one male mouse are going to the big boat.
But we are a musical duo.
Musical mice?
Tom is the musician and I'm the poet.
- That's who we are. - Oh!
Hear that, Rolly? They're superstars!
Can I get an autograph?
Oh wait, no. I know. A selfie!
Let's show her, Tommy.
Oh!
Little sweetie who I do adore.
Now you listen to me.
Just three feet From the floor.
Little sweetie Don't roll anymore.
Stay like this in my song.
Teeny-weeny So small.
She's a cheeky young lady.
Just clapping her hands.
And pretending she's scared of.
The big Boogeyman.
Forgive me, but in the presence of two lovely young ladies
such as yourselves, I just couldn't help
but to serenade you.
What do you think?
Maybe you could talk to the old man
to see if he might let us on board.
Please, just help us get on the ark.
Look, I can try,
but wouldn't a more useful animal make more sense?
Like a dog or a horse. Even a cow, maybe.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, guys. Maybe next time?
At least the performance was solid, right?
- Yeah. - Your pitch was perfect.
Grandpa, I know he said one male and one female,
but couldn't you make
- just a tiny little exception? - Oh, just look
at how great it's shaping up!
What if it was two eensy-weensy little animals,
like so small they fit in my pocket?
No means no.
Now, let me get back to work here.
But Gramps, what if…
What are we gonna do?
We got a really big problem, Vini.
And you're writing a poem right now?
This isn't a poem, I'm copying our golden ticket.
I think I've got the hang of God's handwriting.
He moves in a mysterious way. See?
Wait, I got an idea!
- What's your favorite color? - What? Are you crazy?
At a time like this, you've got your mind on…
Carnival?
You know, I'm kind of enjoying this whole high-heel thing.
- Vini? - Yeah?
- Vini, look at me. - What?
- Pay attention! Focus! - Yeah, yeah. I'm just working on my cham.
No, focus!
Whoo!
- I can feel it. Today's our day. - Yeah.
Everything's going just as we planned.
Get a move on, now! Invitations only.
You're as calm as could be, right?
Attention not to step on anyone's tail.
At least the weather is nice.
- Vini, straighten up your wig. - Okay.
You get up there, hand over the invitation
and stall while I sneak in, and nobody will notice, right?
Right. It'll all be fine.
Look there! The door. Let's hurry.
- Sorry. - Are you okay, miss?
- It's gonna work. - No, it's not!
It's working.
Come on, come on. Move out of the way, all right?
The boss is coming, you know what I mean?
The king of the forest, king of the jungle, whatever.
- Move it! Huh? - A line? What is this?
What's this thing?
Where is my red carpet?
- Tommy! - What?
- Look, this is it! - Come on, come on, come on!
It's our chance. It's gonna work! Yes!
- Come on! - Our chance, now!
I told you! Okay, let's go. Go, go, go, go.
- Go, go, go, go. - It's going to work.
It's working.
- It's working! - Go, go, go. Hurry! Go!
Let's go. Don't stop.
Not you two! Stop right there!
Oh, come on, Gramps. Let them in!
One male and one female. That's it.
Oh! Let the little rats have some fun.
Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on?
It looks like we've got one too many mice here.
But Vini and me, we're a musical duo.
- You better go. - No, you go.
- You... You go. I insist. - There's no time left.
You have to go.
I can't leave you behind. You go.
Why don't you just flip a coin and make up your minds?
Whoa!
Close the doors!
Vini! Where are you?
Vini, come back! Come back, Vini! Vini, don't!
Vini, come back!
No, no!
Why?
Oh? Hey!
Sale! End of the world!
Get 'em while they're hot!
Hey, hey, hey.
This is your lucky day, Mousy Boy!
This is your last chance to board the ship of your dreams, okay?
Okay. Okay. Okay. It's just five mothballs.
I should tell him. What do you do for a living?
I'm a poet, singer, artist.
Oh, a bum! Oh, yeah.
Alfonso's Ark is the perfect place for you.
Watch out!
You've got to look where you're going.
Come on. Come with me.
You just won the lottery, my friend.
A window seat in first class.
- Hey, yeah. Come here. - This is Alex, Baby,
- Bill… - Peace and love, man.
And Wilkowski. Don't let appearances fool you.
They're a real refined bunch. And then there's Sheyla…
Look, man, I truly am grateful and all, but…
Hey, hey! This diploma does not lie, my friend.
I am an honorary member of the Association of Ogg Builders
and Navigators of Bedfordstein Flatbush Avenue.
You're selling an illusion.
But what is life if not a grand illusion?
You feel me?
Come on.
Hey, hey.
There's enough room for everyone.
Calm down.
That's better.
If you rejiggerate the riffle raffle,
there's spaciousness enough for everyone.
Don't get me wrong, ladies and gentlemen.
For reasons beyond our control, it has become "imperatricious"
to undertake a "territorialistic" rearrangement,
and so you'll have to shove over into the corners.
- Who's us? - It's nothing personal,
but, you know, it's just unbecoming for the physically gifted among us
to share a space with colleagues who are more, shall we say,
- fully figurative. - Did he just body shame us?
Actually, I think that corner has better ventilation.
What?
Come on, everyone! Move, everyone! Come on!
It's merely a procedure of matter.
Here!
Help! Help!
So you've changed your mind!
Unfortunately, due to current circumstances,
the fine sale just ended, and now it's ten mothballs.
Friends, Romans, country bugs!
We are bound for the promised land of…
Staten Island!
Get out of the way! Back!
- Back! - Boo! Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo!
He thinks you all are a little too
- cheery for your own good. - I thought fancy was a good thing.
I should be VIP.
But orders "is" orders. Come on!
- Git, git! - Move to the back! The back!
Come on! Follow me!
Hurry!
Move it or lose it.
Keep going!
Almost. Come on, up here!
That's the way.
Much better.
I need some help!
Buddy, relax! It's our friend Rod!
- Lightning Rod now... - Oh!
You're all out of your mind!
So… what was your name again?
I'm Tom.
I'm Nina.
Hey, look what I got for us!
He hasn't even touched his food.
He's been like this for three days.
You've got to eat something.
- Who cares? - I do.
Grandpa said everyone has to make it to the end in one piece.
He's got it all figured out.
Ten percent for losses,
a twenty percent productivity bonus, five percent for emergencies.
That's enough food to last 40 days and 40 nights! Right?
Well, he obviously didn't show that math to poser over there.
Look, I don't mean to be a bugger,
but are you aware that this old tub is sinking?
How about a song to get folks' spirits up?
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
A song? Now?
Play some reggae! Peace and love.
Well, sing us a song, yeah? Come on! It's simple!
- Give him a chance! - Come on, we want to hear it!
How are we siblings to gnat?
He's really a brat.
Meanwhile, our friend the mosquito.
He'd love to bleed you He'd love to bleed you.
How are we brothers the headlights?
Who really aren't nice.
They barely can fly They barely can fly.
Yeah, that's the way I like it!
They barely can fly.
They barely can fly
I had a sister, The house moth.
Will eat her way Through the good cloth.
Relative to the butterfly Who's way too shy.
Silence! Proceed after myself.
Oh, I'm a bad gorilla.
Tom!
Come on! Come on!
Beat it!
And the wee little flea.
What a bother he can be.
When he makes you itch.
Oh, it will make you twitch.
Looks like the old geezer!
Have your fill, my excellencies.
Don't be shy.
The ark is "incontrovocably" ours.
And what do we do when the food is over?
We've been invited to the world's
- greatest all-you-can-eat buffet! - Come on!
Believe me, my friends. We are "indubidoubtably" obeying
the only divine law there is,
the law of the jungle.
I'm gonna get that furry drug right in the snout!
- Not so loud or they'll hear us! - Just one little...
Look, the old geezer!
Right between the old man's eyes!
Boys, all right, all right!
Very good. Very good.
Oh, oh!
Just a tiny little hole.
You know, all the better for the air to "circulamentate".
Boss! Big joke!
I like it. I don't understand, but I like it!
My tail! It's stuck!
Look! There! There's a crack in the ark!
- What crack? - Crack!
Over there! A hole in the ark!
- We should do something. - Titanic! Titanic!
Stop this! Tom is in there!
My sweetheart!
Oh no. Oh, no! Where is he?
Where's the little mouse?
Aw, now that's a shame. He was a good kid.
What? Trespassers?
The mouse! He's drowning! He needs help!
- Help him, Gorgeous! Help him! - Save my cutie!
Whatever!
Oh!
Stand aside!
I am an honorary member of the Life Guards Association
of Bedfordstein Flatbush Avenue.
All this mouse needs is a little mouth-to-mouth!
What are you guys doing? There's a crack in the ark!
We must inform the ship's captain immediately.
Oh! Oh! Hurry! Hurry, hurry.
My tail's stuck.
- Faster, Gramps! Wake up! - You must be dreaming!
The bugs and the mouse told me, Gramps.
Bugs and mouse?
No, no, no! Don't. No, no, no…
- Oh, my Lord! - That's not good.
Wait. What?
- Noah, what is it? - What's this?
All together now! Put your back into it!
Oh!
Oh, no! Oh!
Grandma!
What happened?
What do we do?
- Help! Everybody, give us a hand! - Oh, oh!
- Susana Maria! - Oh, the water!
We're losing all the food! Everyone, hurry! Hurry!
I didn't even have my third lunch today!
Unacceptable.
Everybody! Come on, help the captain! Come on!
It's the old guy's problem!
The meat! We're losing it all! Grab my fillet mignon!
Come on, give me more wood!
Oh, my banana!
Here! Push!
- One more time! Come on! - Keep pushing!
This is mine! Get out!
Come on, everybody, we can do this!
Oh, oh, oh!
- Grandpa! - You are burning up, Grandpa.
Let us get you to bed right now.
It's not going to be easy to control these beasts!
Come on. We'll manage.
What? Is that you, Vini?
Am I dreaming?
No, man. It's really me!
You're alive, my little boy!
No more blues, my friend. Get squizzed in here!
I'm… gonna… suffocate!
I'm sorry. Is that you? Sorry, man. Yeah, let me just…
Hey, everyone, this is Vini. And this is Vini!
Oh, no. Sorry. And this is Nina
from when you were getting on the ark.
Yes, this is my buddy Vini, the poet, my friend, my everything.
Delighted. Enchanté.
Hey, hey, hey! Don't start, okay?
So cute!
Oh.
What a darling little puppy.
Oh, what a darling little puppy.
Oh, what a cutie.
Is there one thing In this wide world.
As pure white And full of beauty.
As your furry little tummy.
Oh, so fuzzy, Such a cutie.
Such a cutie!
Is there one thing In this wide world.
Just as cheeky, Just as bouncy.
As this darling Little doggie.
When she gets All bouncy-wouncy.
With her back And all the wagging.
So cute!
Looks like a popcorn.
Come here, Popcorn!
Nice music, guys.
What will we do with no food?
We're gonna starve!
Would mademoiselle prefer Roquefort or Camembert?
- Camembert, of course. - And monsieur?
String cheese.
Voilà.
Is that your universe calling?
I think it's yours.
Extinguished colleagues,
I would like to thank you all
for having kept calm during such a ghastly incidental.
What?
In light of the preposterancy of the present situation,
I, Baruk III and my companions
have decided that if we are to ever ride out this jeopardous situation,
what we need is a leader.
Leader! Leader!
Leader! Yes, yes!
Indespite my lack of any personalistic ambitions,
I have offered myself
up for this "dismeasurable sacrification".
All those in favor of the motion,
give me a like.
Like, like, like, like, like, like, like!
And what gives you the right to do that?
I don't need to waste my time
"explicating" myself to these refuse widows.
Ridiculous!
Two males of the same specimen?
Wherefore such preferentialism for such useless beings?
I hereby declare
that the first creature to be devoured
shall be the extra mouse.
Excuse me, Excellency. If I may humbly ask
to appeal to you…
Vini!
Where does it hurt, Vini?
- Here. - It wasn't that serious!
It's a piercing pain that comes from the depths of my soul,
but a little massage could probably take care of it.
Oh, come on! It was just a huge Russian bear!
Oh, here, too.
Leader! Leader! Leader!
I wonder if I can get his autograph!
If you go easy on the double chin
and shore up the forelock, I'd be ever so grateful.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
And to prove that you really adore me,
you may donate a mere 50% of your "edibleisms" to my person.
Fifty percent!
Fifty percent or half your food.
- Whichever you'd like is a good deal. - Fifty percent?
Did you hear?
The poser just made a law saying
that little animals have to give him half their food!
But that's something that doesn't really concern us.
He eats meat and we eat plants.
Doesn't sound like I should meddle in those affairs.
You're the only ones who can stop him.
He's not that bad of a dude. It could all just be rumors!
What do you mean? He doesn't respect anybody.
He pushed you all over into this corner.
Oh, Popcorn. You little cutie patootie!
Here's where I stand.
He doesn't mess with us and we won't mess with him.
I'm neither pro nor against.
I can't believe you're just going to sit there.
Nina, where are you going? Wait! Wait! Shush!
He's gonna be mad now.
He's nothing but a bully. A big bully!
Poser! Boo!
Down with the poser! Down…
A star of your magnitude must not be ridiculed like this.
I'm with her! What she said!
- Ladies and gentlemen! - There he goes again!
We cannot be held hostage by a half dozen handful of hooligans
having witnessed "incidentations" of terrorism.
I have decided to "implementate" the following decrees.
Number one. Borders must be abided by.
And which so ever animals trespass into the VIP area
will be duly devoured.
Number two.
The sacrifications must be made
by those who are born to be sacrificized!
- Number three. - What?
The above forementioned laws will be in effect indeterminately.
Whoever doesn't like it will be slaughtered
- and thrown into the sea. - Oh!
Or something worse that I come up with on the spot.
Popcorn! Don't cross the border! Come back!
Popcorn! Come back, you silly puppy!
Stop! Don't hurt him! He's just a baby!
- Get out of here! - Come back!
The first trespasser, Your Majesty,
who must be eaten as an example to the rest!
- It's a puppy! - The law is for everyone.
With a heavy heart,
- I will fulfill my "obligamentations". - Please don't do it! No!
Come here, you little puppy nugget.
- No! - Monster!
No! Not the baby! No!
Please don't!
- No, no, no, no, no! - Stop!
Let him go!
- Yeah! - Why?
Because I'm asking you to! No! I'm telling you to!
And what are you going to do if I don't?
Let Popcorn go!
Right now!
Hey! Can't you see that if you start fighting
the ark's going to sink?
Do you want to end up at the bottom of the ocean or what?
So? What do we do then?
We'll just have to scarf down the humans.
No, no, no! If you eat the humans, we'll be left adrift!
- Only they know how to navigate. - And what do we do?
There is not enough food for everyone.
Wait.
We should ask Billy the Goat, the wisest of us all!
- Yeah, Billy the Goat! - Wait, wait, wait, wait,
I don't understand. Is he…?
Billy the Goat! Billy the Goat! Billy the Goat!
Attention all my brothers From the animal kingdom.
To what the goat is saying While singing to the rhythm.
Oh, oh.
Now don't complain later If you don't listen to Billy.
If you listen to the evil You'll be fish food, you silly.
Oh, oh.
To resolve the situation Of confusion on the boat.
Let's have a contest Like when I was a young goat.
Oh, oh.
- A contest? - What kind of contest?
- Oh, the top model! - Open party!
- Long jump, high jump! - Make it top model!
Big Brother!
- Music! - A musical competition.
That's right! Music!
Now, brothers, understand A song you will prepare.
Each group will form a band And the stage you will share.
The one with most fans The ark you will command.
Oh, oh.
The ark you will command!
Do my ears decease me?
A singing competition?
At long last, you all will have the chance
to feast your ears on my "prodigerous" talent!
- Mamma mia! - Top of the class!
And the winner is going to be in charge.
- Yeah! - That's our chance.
And from now to the competition,
everybody keeps cool and nobody eats anybody, okay?
"Indubidoubtably".
But after my triumph, I shall decide amongst you
who will be the first to grace my noble belly!
Oh!
We've only got enough food left for a few days!
We'll have to send a bird out to find land.
- This one. - What?
Here, birdie, birdie.
- The dove? - Grammy!
- But… Ruth… that one? - I trust this one.
Come back soon, my beautiful little dove.
Find us a piece of land and bring us a branch.
Go on, little dove!
Is this where we sign up for the talent show?
- 'Cause I'm ready! - Move along, guys. Next!
Wolfgang Ludwig Sebastian John Lennon McCartney Johnny Cash.
- Presley Louis Armstrong III. - Excuse me?
- Oh, shall I say it again? - No, that's okay.
Oh, just write down "Penguin". That's my stage name…
- Next! - Okay. Okay.
- Vini and… - And Tom.
- Oh, boy. - "Excusify" me.
- Look out. - Get out of here!
- Hey! - Coming through here.
Royalty coming through.
Listen, little miss lady.
Why not cut to the chase
and simply engrave the name of the winner on the trophy?
Why waste any more time?
No way you can beat these two.
- Oh, no. No, she's kidding. - Mice…
Please, please! Don't make me laugh!
For that matter,
those ridiculous creatures
shouldn't even be allowed to "participitate"!
Yes! Star!
- S-T-A-R. - Step down! Step aside!
That's enough. You take this, and this,
and another dose of this!
Sonya?
I was waiting for the heat and wind to wither down a bit?
Come on, just flap your wing.
I don't know why they chose me. I'm not gonna make it.
You have a highly important mission
and it will be an honor to accompany you, miss.
Really?
- Wow! - All right, point the way!
That way! I can feel it in my heart.
When is break time?
Come on!
Oh, that beam's all crooked.
Watch out!
Okay. A little more to the left.
Left, left!
Those fools…
This will be easier than I could have "imaginated".
Keep up the good work!
That stage is where I'm going to shine!
Is the… is the dove back yet?
Not yet, but she will get here.
Are we there yet?
Be brave, Sonya! They're all counting on us.
Land must be close.
Oh, my goodness.
I have my music for the contest, you see!
Let me help you warm up.
Here comes the duck Quack, quack, quack, here comes…
Oh, I've heard fowl before, but that is "foul"!
Does it need more?
So I know music and that is not music!
Yes, yes. I'm working on a piece that's rather avant-garde.
Conceptual and minimalist.
It's kind of soundless music, you see.
Oh, yeah! Here comes the money train!
Oh look out, world!
Rich roach coming through!
Oh good Lord!
Excuse me, lovely ladies.
I was observing your difficulties.
Well, I thought to myself,
"Don't you know someone who could help?"
- Do you? - There is a nominal fee involved.
A fee?
Exclusivity rates, copyright fees, union due… standard stuff!
Just two chunks of cheese and that trophy is guaranteed!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
The animals are preparing for the competition.
- And? - And I can't tell who's worse.
So I was thinking, maybe you could all help out.
Help out?
Yeah. Well, you see, the dynamics of supply and demand
dictate that you can request compensation.
Do you mean sell our songs?
Just imagine, Mousy Boy. The talk shows, the autographs,
the girl mice taking selfies with you.
Not a bad idea.
- What do you get out of it? - A little fee of merely 20%.
Does it sound right to you?
Ten percent and it will be our little secret.
That's better.
One, two, three… Here I go!
Oonga, boonga.
Shake your boonga, boonga -Yeah!
The mamas of the animal kingdom.
I'm the king.
Oh, it's Baruk.
Boogaloo.
How'd you like it?
I need a pill.
Well, it could do with an adjustment here and there.
Some backup dances on stage,
dry ice, a little blowout to get my mane flying.
I don't mean to question your royal talents,
but has Your Majesty considered what happens
if you do not succeed?
You don't get it, do you? It's all fake news.
This so-called competition is the peak perfect occasion
to catch our enemies flat-footed.
You'll surround them and attack
just as I'm receiving my well-deserved award.
It'll be peak perfect!
Oh! Land!
- I can see land! We got it! - Land! Finally!
- We did it, Sonya! - I can't believe it.
Is anyone down there?
- Hello! - What's this?
Hello!
You okay, Sonya?
Hey, mister!
Why don't you pick on someone your own si...
Wow!
Actually…
It's "miss".
- Hey, snap out of it! - I'm… sorry.
We're on… on… super "intorpant"…
I mean, super important mission.
- You are? - "Srivate Ponia"…
I mean, Private Sonya, she was sent by Ruth and Noah
to find dry land for the animals.
And I, Colonel Kilgore, from the Follows Brigade…
- Swallows Brigade, am her escort. - Oh! Tell me more!
Oh, Noah, that gray-bearded guy, he's built an ark.
You know the one who's married to Ruth?
She's such a sweetie!
Their granddaughter, she just talks and talks and talks.
I'm sorry, we're in a bit of a hurry.
We still have to find land!
I happen to be an expert in finding land.
Maybe I could give you guys some help!
Oh, please! We'd love your help, oh big wink pale…
I mean, big, pink whale!
We'd really like that.
Rise and shine, Mousy Boys! We got more work to do.
Are we there yet?
Are we close?
That's it, Mousy Boys! Keep 'em coming!
The dove... Is she back?
She will get here in time, I hope.
More work to do!
Oh, are we there yet?
That's it.
- Last song done. - I could use that on the stage!
Hey, Nina. I was thinking of you and I just wrote a few verses.
In the waters running clear Of the little forest stream…
The sun, its veil of fire, Silver and gold in its beams…
- That's really nice, Vini! - Shining brilliant far and near,
From sky to earth to waterfall it gleams…
He's dedicated that poem to about 20 girls already!
Do I sense a hint of jealousy?
- Jealous? - All right, cut it out!
You two need to focus!
Just think what will happen if the lion wins the contest.
Shush! Don't look at me. Don't look at me.
What did I just say, Ducky Boy? Don't look at me!
The victory is yours!
Okay, okay, okay. Shush! Keep your beak shut!
Nobody can know about this, but that trophy is yours.
Come here my little Gouda! Oh! No!
Oh, stop with those song orders! That's enough!
The only problem is that I kind of promised
- exclusivity in first place. - Promised?
- Promised who? - Oh! I... We...
Everyone?
I can't believe it! You should be ashamed!
Everyone is going hungry.
And you two are stuffing yourselves
selling your songs?
You think you're the good guys?
Well, deep down, you're just as bad as the lion.
- Oh! That hurt. - Zip it, Alfonso!
- She's right. - Yeah, she's right.
- So, let's return the food. - All of it?
Including your 10%.
Now that hurt…
Has anyone seen Nina?
No, I no see her. Where is Nina now?
Nina!
- You're right! - Tommy, I've been thinking…
It's an awful shame to fight over Nina, you know?
Oh, I agree, buddy.
- Let's not fight over her anymore. - Deal.
That's my boy.
You just need to be strong and forget Nina.
- Why me? - Why not?
I thought it was gonna be you.
Listen up, my insignificant colleagues!
I have good news
and bad news.
The bad news is that your little friend
- is about to be devoured. - Oh, no! Nina!
Get your paws off me!
The good news
is that if you find a way for me to win,
I will generously consider the possibility
of not injuriating her too badly.
Win? But the competition is the day after tomorrow!
There's no time!
We would have to compose, rehearse…
If you ever want to see this nasty little thing again,
you better think quick,
and start writing a song to rival my gargantuous talent!
Oh, no… wait!
How much longer do we have to go?
I don't know.
What's wrong, little sugar? Not keen on the company?
Oh, no! That's not it! On the contrary,
there was only enough food left for a week!
The hole was rotting away
and we've been out here for ten days!
I'm afraid that I've failed them.
What are you talking about? We haven't failed!
You're the one who taught me to believe.
Come on, chin up. We can do this!
Well, we'd arrive much faster if I went underwater.
But then we won't be able to follow you.
You can just get in.
- Wow! - Yeah! Great idea!
Let's go!
Wow!
Is it a tasty mouse?
Tasty mouse!
Where's my song?
It goes like this.
Lion, lion, lion Roaring like a giant.
- What? - Took a leap and then you smote.
A poor little mountain goat.
Lion, lion, lion Was it God who made you titan?
Your throat is a furnace raging.
Your paws, they are pacing.
Your leap, a dancing flame Those cutting claws do maim.
He's terrible! Terrible!
Obviously, it's not be suitable for my range.
Nothing suits your range!
You're… tone-deaf! You… You've got no rhythm!
You're a musical train wreck!
Did you see that? He didn't hit a single note!
It was ridiculous! Horrendous!
But who needs to sing with the enormity of my charisma?
You sing it.
- Think about Nina. - One, two, three.
Lion, lion, lion Roaring like a giant.
Took a leap and then you smote.
It's settled then!
You two hide behind the curtains and I'll mouth the words.
Mama always said I had a talent for "lipsticking".
What? Lip-syncing?
It would seem to be your only chance
to save that disgusting little thing…
Let Nina go and we have a deal.
She stays.
- After my victory… - He's lying!
- She will be "liberamentated". - Don't believe him!
Dear companions
what would you say if someone offered you the chance
to save the ark and become heroes?
All right, it's your lucky day!
Oh, what do you mean?
All you guys have to do is stand backstage for a while,
pretending you're us, to trick the lion.
You want us to fool the supreme leader?
How can you support a guy that treats you like trash?
He's strong.
He's the only one who can protect us.
Doesn't it bother you to be kicked to the curb?
- Used. - And treated like puppets?
We love it!
Basta!
That lion won't rest until he eats us for lunch!
Starting with you two little meatballs!
Hey yo, cock-a-doodle-doo, animal kingdom!
It's the big day!
Where do we go again?
At long last, my time to shine!
Oh, fabulous!
I can already hear the applause!
Great work?
Yeah, this is… realistic, right?
Perfecto! That lion not gonna know the difference.
This ain't gonna work!
They're so much better looking than us.
Lions aren't known for their intelligence.
All you have to do is stall him for a hot second
until we get back.
Your Majesty, we wanted to go see you!
I don't...
Everyone is gonna see you're just an ugly, disgusting,
obnoxious big bully!
Trying to win me over with flattery?
After you win the contest, Your Majesty,
what do we do with the little rat?
You can ingurgitate her.
A promise made to a rat isn't worth
well, a rat.
You nasty, good-for-nothing, greedy poser!
When are we going to attack, Your Majesty?
It must be precisely when I'm receiving my award,
when the audience is utterly "hypnoticized".
On my signal, you all attack!
If you're going to win the contest,
why do we need to eat him? 'Cause you know, I'm like a vegan.
And why do we have to wait until the end?
First, triumph and glamour!
Then, the attack and the "slaughteration"!
"Slaughteration"!
Why is this taking so long?
Yeah, let's go!
Oh!
I'm going first.
I don't intend on abiding my time.
You know it's fashionable to keep your fans waiting a little.
I'll call you in a sec! Thanks! Bye!
I'm going first! You hear me?
Do you have any idea how many followers I have?
All right, you wild and crazy arkmates.
I want to feel those boards shaking!
We're about to get the craziest critter on the ark up in here.
Give it up for the dum-dum-duck!
Here comes the duck He ducks in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks in here now ducks in there.
The featherbrained duck Got himself into trouble.
He beat up the goose And then gave the hen double.
He jumped off the perch At the foot of the horse.
Got a hoof in the face.
- Let's do this. - Wait for it, wait for it…
Alfonso team, go!
And started to choke With a pain in the gullet.
He fell in a puddle And broke a large crack.
Nina's back there.
We've gotta distract the hyenas. I've got a plan.
Come on!
Here comes the duck He ducks in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes to see who, what, and where.
Oh, where are they?
If they don't show up, we're gone, big boy.
They're on their way.
What? Vini, this is not good.
La cucaracha.
Hey, yeah! Oh, yeah!
La cucaracha.
Excuse me.
How about a little song to get your spirits up, huh?
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
Come on, sing it with me! La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
- It's 'cause your man, he loves… - It's not funny!
Here comes the duck He ducks in here now ducks in there.
Sir, would you prefer to be introduced
as "magnanimous", "supreme", or "sublime"?
How about all three?
And maybe add in "cute",
just to shake things up a little bit.
Introducing, Mrs. Owl!
Take your time!
I thought I was next.
Little owl, little owl.
Well, I sure do pity you.
You sit very still Don't flit about.
Always staring Towards the blue.
And your song, ever so dour.
Always asking "Who, who, who?"
Little owl, oh little owl.
When someone sets eyes On you.
- Little owl, what sight to see. - Just beautiful!
You're so ugly -Like Mama used to sing.
My, oh my!
Bravo! Bravo!
Why don't we just devour her?
I even worked out some awesome dance moves!
Just follow everything I do, okay?
And do a twist!
You can do this! Do your worst!
On it.
Oh, so itchy! Itchy, itchy, itchy!
- Get off, get off, get off! - Dancing! Boogie-oogie-oogie!
- We're getting you out of here. - What about the contest?
Is there some problem with my performance?
I'm just saving the best for last!
You're going to knock them dead, sir.
Best for last?
And now, everybody's favorite!
The queen of shaking a tail feather,
Speckled Hen and the Specklettes!
Oh yeah! Everybody! I need tails!
Tail feathers, hooves, paws
I need them moving I need them shaking
I need you to get up I need you to get down
I need you to rock this tail!
Oh, she's amazing!
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself These days she hasn't been Zen.
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself These days she hasn't been Zen.
She's such a trouble-maker And likes to riot.
She enjoys just spreading gossip
I don't want to be barbecue!
Stay right where you are or I'll rip your snouts off!
My foot!
Enough, enough, enough, enough Enough now.
Enough, enough, enough, enough.
He's running away!
Let's get him! Let's get him!
Tommy! Run, run!
Shake a tail feather Go! Go! Go! Go!
What! What! What! Go! Go! Go!
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself these days She hasn't been Zen.
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself these days She hasn't been Zen.
Oh!
Mama still got it!
And grumbles to her friends She's had enough.
Enough, enough, enough, enough Enough now.
I feel the vibration!
Dancing bear!
I mean, boxing bear.
That's it! It's my turn now.
I'm sick and tired of your tricks, young lady!
Go, go, go.
Fly and swing your tails around Yes, fly and swing your tails.
Shake a tail feather.
Enough, enough, enough, enough Enough now.
Oh!
Enough, enough, enough, enough Enough now.
Look out!
Enough, enough, enough, enough Enough now.
Oh, Alfonso!
No. No, no, no…
- Alfonso! - Oh!
We have to get up there! Let's go! Come on!
- Like! Like! Like! Like! - Follow! Follow! Follow!
Thank you, thank you.
Yes, more applause, please!
We have to get up there!
Come on, guys! Come on!
We have to get up there. Come on, come on! Let's go! Let's go!
I'm ready!
And now… the lion.
Lion, lion, lion.
Roaring like a giant.
- Oh! - Hoo!
Took a leap And then you smote.
Oh!
A poor little mountain goat.
Lion, lion, lion, lion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lion, lion Oh!
Lion, lion, lion Roaring like a giant.
Took a leap and then you smote A poor little mountain goat.
The lion, lion The king of beasts almighty.
Lion, lion, lion The king of beasts almighty.
The lion, lion The king of beasts almighty
I got an idea. I got this one.
- Speed it up. Watch. Tempo faster! - Okay.
Your throat is a furnace raging Your paws, they are a-pacing.
Your leap, a dancing flame Those cutting claws do maim.
Near and far, lion stands In the shifting desert sands.
Lion lofty, head held high On the cliff-edge of sky.
A lion, a lion The king of beasts almighty.
Now slow it down!
Lion hunting at midday.
Bolts from the cave at his prey.
Lion, lion -Fast!
Lion, lion, lion Roaring like a giant.
Took a leap and then you smote.
Is this a song contest or a stand-up comedy? Come on!
- His breath will make you die. - His lies will make you cry!
His breath will make you die.
The tiger's leap's a streak Like lightning, but there's not.
Tiger alive who can beat.
Take this.
- Open the curtain… - I got it. I got it.
Lion, lion, lion.
The king of farts almighty.
Lion, lion, lion.
The king of farts almighty.
Now, the curtain!
This is terrible.
- We're screwed. - Freeze and smile.
He's not singing!
Cheater! You're nothing but a cheater!
- Cheater! - Tyrant! Tyrant!
Wait a moment.
I can explain. I wanted to sing my own song,
but they pushed their song on me!
I am sure we will make an example of these "fraudulentsters"!
I don't think so, buddy.
You can't stop me!
Game over… boss.
- Game over. - C'est fini.
Don't interrupt! I can explain!
No one's interrupting you! Right, everyone?
You interrupted!
Ruth. Ruth!
- We did it! We did it! - You did it, Sonya!
Come quick! She's back!
- Look at the branch! - I did it!
They found land!
- I did it! - We're saved!
We're saved!
We are!
Where's Susie? We have to let her know!
- Hello! - Thank you.
I did it!
Come on, Noah. Come on!
Alfonso?
Oh, no.
Alfonso!
I can't believe it!
Did he die?
So young…
Alfonso!
Poor little cockroach!
- What? Alfonso? - He's alive!
He's… he's alive! What?
- Oh no! - Oh, he's dead again!
- Alfonso! - Are you alive or dead?
Please make up your mind. Alfonso?
He's alive! Yeah!
Oh, he's alive!
Classic Alfonso.
Nobody knows how to survive better than cockroaches.
Susana! We found land! Everyone! We found land!
It's a miracle! We found land!
- Oh! This is not good! - Oh no!
The ark is falling apart!
No! The ark! It's about to collapse!
- Maybe we should give it a push. - Yeah! Land is close! Come on!
Onward, my friend!
We can do this! We just have to work together.
Come on!
Yeah, yeah! We can do it!
Here! We're almost there!
Keep pushing! Push! Push!
All right, come on, come on. Give me your hand.
Everyone together, all right? United we stand, all right?
Everyone together now!
Here we go! Everybody's going to make it!
- Everyone together... - Come on, guys. Together we're stronger!
Run! Go!
Don't worry! Everybody's going to make it!
Take my paw. Come.
SOS!
So embarrassing!
Land! Land for everyone!
Land for all my cousins!
We made it.
We made it! We made it.
Can you believe it? Oh!
We finally made it to our new home!
I think this calls for a song!
Come here!
- Oh, look at this. - Congratulations, everybody.
Oh yeah!
The oddest house I ever saw.
It had no roof -That's good.
It had no door.
No one was able To go inside.
It had no walls It had no sides.
No one was able To walk around.
It had no floor It had no ground.
No one was able to go pee pee -Oh no!
It had no potty, no WC.
No one was able To go pee pee.
It had no potty, no WC.
But it was built With loving care.
At number zero, On Bozo Square.
Yeah!
- We're definitely going viral, my friend! - What a ride!