1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:03,086 [TV static drones] 2 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:06,297 [bright tone] 3 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:08,967 - ♪ Wonderful ♪ 4 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:10,927 ♪ The Mighty God ♪ 5 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:13,388 ♪ The Everlasting Father ♪ 6 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:15,640 ♪ The Prince of Peace ♪ 7 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,308 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,853 - Oh, I can't wait for fucking Christmas! 9 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:22,605 - Don't ever say the F word with Christmas, Jesse. 10 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:23,898 - I didn't meant to! 11 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,608 I'm just so fucking excited. - Hush. 12 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,068 - Not more excited than me. 13 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,987 Santa's bringing me stuff to be a singer. 14 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,822 - Only if you're good, Judy. 15 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:33,575 - ♪ Wonderful Counselor... ♪ 16 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:35,869 [applause] - Eli, it is glorious! 17 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,746 - It's the biggest tree in Rogers. 18 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,956 I had it shipped all the way from California. 19 00:00:40,039 --> 00:00:41,291 - It's picture time. Let's bring it in 20 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:43,334 for some Gemstones Christmas cheer. 21 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,128 ♪ ♪ 22 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,421 - Ow, Judy, quit! 23 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,673 - Piss your pants. Make a mess, baby. 24 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,133 - Judy. 25 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,886 - Ooh, for Christmas I'm gonna get Kelvin a weapon, 26 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:55,847 so the little dumb-dumb can defend himself. 27 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,223 I'm thinking knives or something. 28 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,476 - Don't buy your brother a knife for Christmas, Jesse. 29 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,479 - Okay. Maybe nunchucks then. 30 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:03,605 - No weapons. 31 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,523 - Man, you all are gonna ruin this kid. 32 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,108 He's finna grow up a pussy. 33 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,152 - Ugh, Jesse said "pussy." 34 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,236 - I can hear. 35 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,404 You don't need to keep saying it. 36 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:12,947 - A pussy ain't a cuss. - [groans] 37 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,574 - It's a type of person. 38 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:15,992 One who doesn't like to do stuff 39 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:17,118 and is scared of everything. 40 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,369 It's not a cuss. 41 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,288 - Jesse, you so dumb, 42 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:22,081 playin' like "pussy" ain't a cuss word. 43 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,584 - Nobody else say pussy! 44 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,294 Everybody just smile 45 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:28,755 and say "Merry Christmas," God damn it. 46 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:30,673 all: Merry Christmas. 47 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,509 both: God damn it. - [sighs] 48 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:35,970 - ♪ Praise ♪ 49 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:39,349 ♪ ♪ 50 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:43,686 ♪ Praise ♪ 51 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,188 - It's very impressive, Eli. 52 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,482 Should be, we spent enough money on it. 53 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:50,151 - This studio is too damn small. 54 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,694 I want to upgrade. 55 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:54,239 They're building a new Coliseum. 56 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,783 That means they're selling the old one. 57 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,369 I bet we could get it for a steal. 58 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,162 - Yeah, well, you're gonna have to steal it, 59 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,997 'cause you can't afford it. 60 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,707 After the family compound, the amusement park, 61 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,000 the zoo-- 62 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,710 Can't spend more than you make. 63 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,588 - Well, then I have to make more. 64 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,881 - Did we not learn anything 65 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,050 from the Bakers and Swaggarts of the world. 66 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,927 The rich pastor thing is not a good look. 67 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,220 - [sighs] 68 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,721 - Maybe we should tighten the belt, 69 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,265 instead of going so big. 70 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:23,726 - I cannot imagine a more ridiculous comment. 71 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,395 It shows a fundamental misunderstanding 72 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,564 of what the Gemstones are all about. 73 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,066 We have to go big! 74 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:32,110 Big means success. 75 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,571 People want to see something bigger than life 76 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,781 when they watch us. Do you know why? 77 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:40,201 Because Jesus' message was bigger than life. 78 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,203 I'm sorry if that bothers you, Terry. 79 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,581 - The optics aren't good. That's all. 80 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,374 - Don't insult me. 81 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:49,419 I want to stand before my flock on Christmas 82 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:52,672 and tell them we got some big gifts comin'. 83 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:53,923 Stir some excitement. 84 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,884 Get folks pumped about what the Gemstones 85 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,093 are up to next. 86 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:58,136 - If we're not careful, 87 00:02:58,219 --> 00:02:59,596 you may have to stand before them 88 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,764 and tell them that the church is closing its doors. 89 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,433 We're spending more than we ever have. 90 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,809 Let's get back to reality. 91 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,936 - What the fuck are you even talking about? 92 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,688 You know what? 93 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:10,356 Get out. You're fired. 94 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,858 - I'm fir--why? 95 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,276 - Because I need to find me an accountant 96 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,904 that don't look like Jim Henson. 97 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,072 Leave. Be gone. 98 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,115 Scram. 99 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:21,075 I cast thee out! 100 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,912 [jaunty holiday music] 101 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,998 - ♪ Amen ♪ 102 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:30,001 ♪ Amen ♪ 103 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:33,463 ♪ Amen, amen, amen ♪ 104 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:34,505 - You got the spirit. 105 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:35,924 - ♪ Little baby ♪ 106 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:38,927 - ♪ Amen ♪ - ♪ In the manger ♪ 107 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,971 - ♪ Amen ♪ - ♪ King Jesus ♪ 108 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:48,519 - ♪ Amen, Amen, Amen ♪ 109 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:52,440 - Dang, Uncle Baby Billy is thirsty. 110 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:55,443 I'm sorry your cousin Harmon's not here with us this holiday, 111 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:57,654 but his mama's a spiteful woman, 112 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,656 and I don't think that we will ever be seeing them 113 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,909 ever again. [sighs] 114 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,661 Gloria left me. 115 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,789 [laughs] 116 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,082 - What happened? 117 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:10,625 - I'm asking myself the same thing. 118 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,168 I mean, we was in the shopping mall, 119 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:14,003 you know, looking at kittens. 120 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,588 I was gonna get Harmon one for Christmas-- 121 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:16,673 a little gray, little tabby-- 122 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:17,799 and then Gloria said 123 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,342 she was gonna take him to the potty, 124 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:20,385 and they never came back. 125 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:21,636 - Well, this is terrible. 126 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,137 And you ain't heard anything from her since? 127 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,263 - Nothin'. 128 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,015 You're aunt's got a dark side. 129 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,266 - She always seemed nice to me. 130 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,352 - Yeah. Mainly silent. 131 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,729 - Well, all those times she wasn't talking, 132 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,398 she was really making judgments. 133 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:34,691 She didn't like none of y'all, 134 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,359 especially you, Kelvin. 135 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:37,694 You know what she said? 136 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,654 You have the most boring haircut 137 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:40,780 in the world. 138 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:42,532 Zero. Give that boy some mousse. 139 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,950 Wet it down a little bit. 140 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,660 Maybe we should just get a divorce. 141 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:47,120 - Well, even if you do, you can't let her take 142 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:48,871 Harmon out of your life. That is your boy. 143 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,206 - Harmon's complicit here too now. 144 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:51,833 I mean, he's calm, 145 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,543 you know, with that speech impediment, 146 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:54,752 but when he gets cross, 147 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,463 he's meaner than cat piss in a cut. 148 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,882 I don't want to talk about this no more. 149 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,260 Oh, my God. Wha-- 150 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:03,720 Look at all these pretty faces. 151 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:04,929 What's everybody doing now? 152 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,015 - Just getting ready for Christmas. 153 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,725 - I know that Baby Billy being here 154 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,352 is an imposition, but, uh, 155 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,771 this ain't me trying to squirm my way in, or anything. 156 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,524 You know, I just-- 157 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,693 I'm having a rough go of it, y'all. 158 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:20,361 But I ain't asking for money or nothing, Eli. 159 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,196 Okay? So I don't want you thinking that. 160 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,197 - I didn't say anything. 161 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,033 - Yeah, but you thinking it. 162 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,201 But I can read it in your mind. 163 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,327 Look, I know that this is 164 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:29,620 a very stressful time for you, Eli. 165 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,998 I mean, I saw that Barbara Walters special. 166 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,332 You came off terrible. 167 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,252 Just sweatin' like James Brown onstage at the Apollo. 168 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:37,879 - That's them cameras they use. 169 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:39,255 - Oh, is that it? 170 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:41,340 I guess they also put on ten pounds, right? 171 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,885 But, yeah, just sweaty, old Eli up there, 172 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,137 sweatin' like a little old pig. 173 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,805 - I just need a place to sleep 174 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,933 till I can figure this whole thing out. 175 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,895 - You can stay with us. 176 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,229 - I can? - He can? 177 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,564 - It's Christmas. 178 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,066 No one should have to be alone. 179 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,942 If we can help out, we should. 180 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:00,943 - Yeah. 181 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,862 - We goin' huntin', Eli? 182 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,530 - Oh, God damn, we got a shooter! 183 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,324 - [squeals] - Oh. 184 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:08,076 - Daddy, what are you doing? 185 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:09,619 - Oh, God. - God damn, man. 186 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:10,953 You almost scared the shit out of me, old man. 187 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,288 [rifle clacking] 188 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,248 - Damn, Daddy Roy, you came all the way over here 189 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,542 in your skivvies, good Lord. 190 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:17,960 - Thought we were going hunting, Eli? 191 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,296 - No, Daddy, we ain't going hunting. 192 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:21,631 - Come on, let's get you home. 193 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,466 - I'll get him home. Here, baby. 194 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,176 Come on, Daddy. 195 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,719 - [whimpers] 196 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,305 - Is that some Alzheimer's? 197 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,599 You can't let him be wandering around. 198 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:33,601 You got to chain him. 199 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:37,480 [insects chirping] 200 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,940 - Ridiculous. 201 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,275 Carny rides and rollercoasters. 202 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:43,903 It's just ridiculous. 203 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,744 W-where we at? 204 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,955 My--my home's in Arkansas. 205 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:57,291 - You mean that leaky shack with bad wires? 206 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,960 Here we built you the grandest house 207 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,711 anybody could ever want. 208 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,463 Nothing I ever do is good enough. 209 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,799 Come on, let's go get you cleaned up. 210 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:07,552 Thank you. 211 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:08,719 - Morning, Dr. Gemstone. - Morning, Dr. Gemstone. 212 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,304 - Good morning, my little elves. 213 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,848 - Morning, Dr. Gemstone. 214 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,558 - Good morning. - Good morning, Dr. Gemstone. 215 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,393 - Good morning, good morning. - Morning, Dr. Gemstone. 216 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:16,978 - Good morning. 217 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:18,437 Ho! Ho! Ho! 218 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,314 - Good morning, Dr. Gemstone! - Good morning. 219 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,191 together: Good morning, Dr. Gemstone. 220 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,317 - Good morning. - Morning, Dr. Gemstone. 221 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:24,318 - Good morning. 222 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,486 - Morning, Dr. Gemstone. 223 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,113 - Good morning to you. 224 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:28,156 - Good morning, Dr. Gemstone. 225 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,157 - Hey! - There's someone waiting 226 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,700 for you in your office. 227 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:34,996 ♪ ♪ 228 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,873 - I'm sorry, sir. 229 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,166 It's my first day. 230 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,376 I wanted to get an early start. 231 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:42,211 - In my chair? 232 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,921 Nobody's supposed to even be in this office 233 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,715 if I'm not here. - It's okay, sir. 234 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,676 I'm--I'm so excited to be here. 235 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:49,969 You can trust me. 236 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,387 - Trust is earned, not given. 237 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:53,514 What's your name again? - Martin Imari. 238 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,599 The new accountant. 239 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:56,392 - Martin Imari, the new accountant. 240 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:58,269 Good to meet you, now get the hell out! 241 00:07:58,352 --> 00:07:59,812 - Of course, Dr. Gemstone. 242 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,774 Dr. Gemstone. [chuckles] 243 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,235 - Trudy, what do you got for me today? 244 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,612 - You have a 10:30 meeting with the deacons. 245 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:08,696 And you have a message. 246 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:09,697 Said he's a old friend of yours, 247 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,365 Glendon Marsh. 248 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,992 - Glendon Marsh? 249 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,872 - Hey, look at this sharp fellow. 250 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:21,209 He's wearing a suit and a pocket square. 251 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,585 - It's just my working clothes. 252 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,630 - Oh, well excuse the shit out of me. 253 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,715 You still look strong as a bull too. 254 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,550 - Don't make me blush. - [cackles] 255 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,135 - How's Junior? 256 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,220 - Still a dumbass. 257 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,763 But that's okay. - [laughs] 258 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,474 - Look, he's pretty much running the business now. 259 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:37,767 I'm ready to retire. 260 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,436 Let him run it into the ground for all I care. 261 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:41,437 [chuckles] 262 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,897 Hey, y-you got any offspring? 263 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,565 - Three of them. 264 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,901 Two teenagers, and the youngest is four years old. 265 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:49,570 - Oh, I'm so happy to see you doing well. 266 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:50,947 Yeah, makes me damn proud 267 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,782 what you've managed to achieve. 268 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,450 - I certainly have been blessed. 269 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:57,370 - Oh, shrewd is what you've been. 270 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,914 Yeah, bet you learned some of that from me. 271 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:01,749 - The master. - [laughs] 272 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,417 - Yeah, I saw something in you 273 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:04,502 from the jump. 274 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:07,380 I could tell you was something special, Eli. 275 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:10,174 - I hit a few bumps in the road here recently. 276 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,884 - Yeah. You know, I've heard that. 277 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,427 Something about some money trouble? 278 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,013 - It's not as bad as people are saying. 279 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,557 I am in some debt. 280 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,475 May have to scale back some. 281 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:21,269 Maybe not go as big as I like, 282 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,311 but just for a bit-- 283 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,771 - Fuck that! You gotta go big! 284 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:24,939 - Exactly! 285 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:26,607 Especially now, it's Christmas. 286 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,901 - The spectacle's everything. You can't scale down. 287 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,111 - That's right. 288 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:31,904 - Eli, look, look, I'd be happy 289 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,155 to pony up some money 290 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,657 if it would help out your church. 291 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,950 I mean, come on. 292 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,452 You know I got me some bread. [chuckles] 293 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,830 - Glendon, that's generous, but I can't. 294 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,915 I don't want your charity. 295 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,041 - Charity? 296 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:49,380 Hell, I want in. 297 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,882 I've saved a bit over the years, 298 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:55,511 and I believe in you, Eli. 299 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:57,388 Paid off for me before. 300 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,682 I bet it'll pay off for me again. 301 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,603 I do love tater tots. Yeah! 302 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:08,232 - [slurps] 303 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,611 [harpsichord playing] 304 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:19,660 ♪ ♪ 305 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,544 - Ohh! Oh, my God. - [laughs] 306 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:29,754 - Oh, my God. 307 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,172 He is gonna be a prodigy. 308 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,549 Right now, I'm calling it. You're a prodigy, you're a-- 309 00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,092 - Like a genius? 310 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,218 Man, shut the front door. 311 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,928 Y'all can't throw that word around. 312 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,597 Good for a kid? Yes. 313 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,391 Prodigy? [scoffs] No. 314 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,728 - Hello, all you beautiful people. 315 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,065 - Oh, well, somebody's in a good mood. 316 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,566 - Why shouldn't I be? 317 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,735 I just found us a million dollars. 318 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,236 - Wha-- 319 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,696 - How? From who? 320 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,448 - Old pal of mine from Memphis, Glendon Marsh. 321 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,033 He's a wrastlin' promoter. 322 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,035 He taught be a lot back in the day. 323 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,536 - Like what? How to do a body slam? 324 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,872 - Showmanship, for one, baby. 325 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,165 How to bring the heat. 326 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:08,918 - You mean to tell me, that this fella shows up here, 327 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,419 just out of nowhere, 328 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,755 and wants to give you a million dollars? 329 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,131 - He's retired. 330 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,051 He's looking for someplace to park his money. 331 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,094 - All right. - Daddy gonna be making 332 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,428 them fat stacks. 333 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,638 - [deep voice] Fat stacks! 334 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:21,806 Just like in wrestling. 335 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,766 Right when you think your hero is licked, 336 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,684 and you're ready to count him out, 337 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,395 he gets that sudden burst of energy 338 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:28,729 in the last fall. 339 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,606 [growls] 340 00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:34,527 [howling] 341 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,570 - Get it. [applause] 342 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,906 - Break his back, Daddy! - [howls] 343 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:39,907 - Break it! 344 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,952 [laughter] 345 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,915 - This is a real nice home you got here. 346 00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,291 Very impressive. 347 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,295 - We broke the bank on it, but I think it was worth it. 348 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,296 - And that's why we're over here 349 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,631 begging you for money now. 350 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,300 - Oh! She's a funny one, Eli. 351 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,137 Yeah, I'm glad I got to finally meet you. 352 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,514 - So Eli tells me you're in promotions. 353 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,933 - Oh, yes, ma'am. Uh, wrestling promotions. 354 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,977 I also own a vending machine company. 355 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,186 - Oh. - Yeah, we do 356 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,605 soda pop, bubble gum, chips, 357 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,442 video poker, and them claw games that the kids love. 358 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,403 I mean, I've got machines all over Memphis, 359 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:19,071 so I hope y'all take quarters. [laughs] 360 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,782 - [chuckles] We take quarters. 361 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,452 - Video poker, as in gambling? 362 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:25,744 - Uh-huh. 363 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,788 - Video poker's for suckers and old people. 364 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,457 It's a perfect business model. 365 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,667 - I just hope this money helps y'all out. 366 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,877 That's all I want. 367 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,920 - You're doing a good thing, Glendon. 368 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,298 - I don't know if I can buy my way to heaven, 369 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:38,841 but I can sure as hell try! 370 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,886 [both laughing] 371 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,349 - Eli needs to watch himself. 372 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,185 I mean, who is this guy 373 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,480 that has all this money just laying around, huh? 374 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,231 I mean, that don't sit right. 375 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,442 But Eli don't care. 376 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,986 And that is what happens to poor people 377 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,821 when they get their hands on cash. 378 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,948 They just can't help themselves. 379 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,325 It's--they just want to grab as much of it 380 00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:05,659 as they possibly can, 381 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:06,911 so they don't ever have to be poor ever again. 382 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:07,870 And that right there? 383 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,788 That is Eli to a T, Aimee-Leigh. 384 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,874 Just stuffing himself 385 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,417 till he shits his pants. 386 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,668 - [snorts] 387 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,712 - He's already got himself a fat cat. 388 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:19,048 And he's out there right now trying to get even more. 389 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,842 - Who's this fat cat? 390 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,260 - Is he lucid? Is he with us? 391 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,680 - Yes. Grandaddy Roy knows what's going on, don't you? 392 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,224 You actually might remember him, Roy. 393 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,892 Old buddy of Eli's he used to run around with 394 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,018 in Memphis. 395 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,394 Fellow by the name of Glendon Marsh? 396 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:36,190 - I--I don't want Eli hanging around that man. 397 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:39,193 He keeps coming in here late at night. 398 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,986 Ruth. Ruth! 399 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,196 - Ew, Mama. 400 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,739 He's calling you Ruth. 401 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,115 He thinks you're Grandma. 402 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,034 - [snickers] God. 403 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,203 - I'm not Ruth, Roy. 404 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,080 I'm Aimee-Leigh. 405 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,374 - Keep Eli away from him. 406 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,960 [ominous music] 407 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,045 [gunshot] 408 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,756 - I'm more than happy to be helping you, Eli, 409 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:03,425 but as you know, I deal mostly in cash. 410 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,595 So we have us a bit of a conundrum here, 411 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,307 'cause I can't be having banks and lawyers 412 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,976 involved in my money. 413 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:15,271 Leaves me vulnerable in a way I'm just not comfortable with. 414 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,564 Pull! 415 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,149 [gunshot] 416 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,570 - How can I accept a donation that large 417 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,405 without lawyers and banks? 418 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,656 Pull! 419 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,075 [gunshot] 420 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,743 - What I had in mind was, 421 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,954 I will give you $3 million, 422 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,914 all cash. 423 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,126 And you treat it like I put money in that basket. 424 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,669 And I only want $2,000,000 back, 425 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,462 so you make an easy mil. 426 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,797 - Sounds like money laundering. 427 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,300 - Think of it as tithing. 428 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,720 Now, I know you enjoy the tax-free lifestyle, Eli. 429 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:51,015 Do not begrudge me the same. 430 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,183 Pull! 431 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,184 [gunshot] 432 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,853 [laughs] 433 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,021 - What do you mean, you don't see 434 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,272 what the big deal is? 435 00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:00,482 - Baby, when somebody puts a dollar bill 436 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,942 in the basket on Sunday, 437 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,819 we don't ask where the money came from. 438 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,112 For all we know, they could have robbed 439 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,655 a liquor store. 440 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,865 - Yeah. 441 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,492 But you know Glendon's money is dirty. 442 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,202 You know it, Eli. 443 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,122 I'm surprised at you, I really am. 444 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,791 - Surprised I'm trying to keep our family afloat? 445 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,501 We need the money. 446 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,962 You've seen how the media snobs look down on us, 447 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,672 like we're some kind of joke. 448 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,215 - Baby, they just don't understand 449 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,509 what it is that we're working toward. 450 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,677 But compromising our morals 451 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,513 ain't gonna make them understand it any better. 452 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,557 You know as well as I do, this ain't right. 453 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,683 - Oh, tell me, please. 454 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,852 What's right and wrong, Princess? 455 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,520 So righteous. 456 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,147 You struck it rich at 12 years old. 457 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,815 Me and Glendon had to scratch our way 458 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,567 out of the dirt. 459 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,489 - Where is he? 460 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,615 Where is that little boy? 461 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:50,908 Where is he? 462 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:51,909 - He's above you. - What about my favorite son? 463 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,829 - [laughs] 464 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,164 - Didn't know y'all were having 465 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,832 slumber parties. 466 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,209 - Well, wasn't shit going on in my room, 467 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,543 so I was trying to see if there was 468 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,711 any action in here. 469 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,879 - What'd you find? 470 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,714 Uncle Tickles molesting Kelvin? - Hey. 471 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,007 - Floppin' that little dong? 472 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,425 - Hey, hey, hey, you hush with that kind of talk, 473 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,718 you little son of a gun. 474 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,303 No, I'm serious now. Ain't nobody playing 475 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,513 no dong pong in here. 476 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,764 - Uncle Baby Billy, I don't want 477 00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,349 you to sleep in here. 478 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,476 - Well, choke on shit, Kelvin. 479 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,269 - That's a swear, FYI. 480 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,021 - Well, you about to hear a lot more of them 481 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,774 if you don't zip them lips and get in that bed. 482 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,943 That goes for all y'all now. 483 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,194 Now, I'm emotionally fragile, 484 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,155 and conflict will fuck with my sleep, okay? 485 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,199 [grunts] 486 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:35,369 You know Baby needs his beauty sleep, now. 487 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,371 Everybody be quiet. 488 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,872 - I'm sorry you're going through a divorce, 489 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,374 Uncle Baby Billy. 490 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,960 We choose you over Aunt Gloria. 491 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,420 - Speak for yourself, Jesse. 492 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,255 I haven't made my choice about nothing yet. 493 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,339 - Well, it ain't like she's over here 494 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,590 trying to win us on her side. 495 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,092 - No, she ain't. 496 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,969 And her only connection to y'all is via me, 497 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,304 so she ain't shit to y'all now anyway. 498 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,265 - What about weird Cousin Harmon? 499 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,351 - Harmon... 500 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,438 is gonna go with his mama. 501 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:06,316 So he don't mean nothing to y'all now too. 502 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,360 I don't--I don't want to talk about him. 503 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,695 - Dang. 504 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,488 I'm gonna miss that kid. 505 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,449 - I won't. 506 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,327 - Me neither. 507 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:26,462 - $3 million is a rather large sum. 508 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,797 This much money must be declared and documented. 509 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,299 - It's--this is a church. 510 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,134 You ain't gotta be reportin' money 511 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,970 to the government, come on now. 512 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:37,139 - I will handle this however you want, 513 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,640 Dr. Gemstone. 514 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,851 - There you go, Eli. 515 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,311 What do you say? 516 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,105 [tense music] 517 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:49,067 ♪ ♪ 518 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,903 - Glendon, 519 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,989 I have to turn you down. 520 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,994 - Wait, are you shittin' me? [laughs] 521 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,120 Hey! 522 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,998 This is your salvation right here. 523 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,750 Come on, boy! 524 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,210 Come on, you need it, son. 525 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,086 - I do need it, but not that bad. 526 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,714 I can't in good faith accept this money. 527 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:11,799 It just ain't right. 528 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,175 - Why? 529 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,676 'Cause you're better than me? 530 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,346 You just got lucky, that's all. 531 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,597 You and me is the same. 532 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,349 - I'm a different man, now. 533 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,060 - Are you? [grunts] 534 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,063 [ominous music] 535 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:29,483 ♪ ♪ 536 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:30,651 - I'm sorry, Glendon. 537 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,069 - Bullshit. 538 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,196 Yeah, I'm sorry too! 539 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,867 [upbeat country music] 540 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:40,869 - Psst. 541 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,832 - Psst. 542 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,708 - He came! He came! - He came! 543 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,336 - Santa Claus came! There's presents everywhere. 544 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,047 - ♪ Singing happy birthday, Jesus ♪ 545 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,174 ♪ Happy birthday, Jesus ♪ 546 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,717 ♪ Happy birthday, Jesus ♪ 547 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,719 ♪ I'm so glad that you were born ♪ 548 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:02,057 ♪ Noel, noel ♪ 549 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:06,520 ♪ Born the king of Israel ♪ 550 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:10,524 ♪ Noel, noel ♪ 551 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:14,778 ♪ Born the king of Israel ♪ 552 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,865 ♪ Happy birthday, Jesus ♪ 553 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,033 ♪ Happy birthday, Jesus ♪ 554 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,702 ♪ Happy birthday, Jesus ♪ 555 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,745 ♪ I'm so glad that you were born ♪ 556 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,291 - I wanted to get y'all a little something. 557 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,959 - What? - No, you didn't. 558 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,377 - Yes, I did. - [laughs] 559 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,753 - Surprise, that's for you. 560 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,463 - Thank you so much. - You didn't have to do this. 561 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,090 - [chuckles] Jesse. 562 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:37,759 There you go. Okay, here you go. 563 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,429 And for the king-- 564 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,639 Just a little something, you know, from me. 565 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,099 You know, just to say thank you 566 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,143 for letting this old dog come in out of the cold 567 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,394 one more time. 568 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,062 - You bet. - Thank you. 569 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,522 - What the fuck is this? 570 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,773 - What are these, buttons? 571 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:52,900 - Cufflinks. 572 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,694 I was involved in a deal selling high-end cufflinks. 573 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:56,904 I took a bit of a hit on the deal, 574 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,113 had some boxes left over. 575 00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:00,073 But, you know, the origin of it, that don't-- 576 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,366 You know, just, merry Christmas! 577 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,367 - Love it. 578 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,452 - I'm gonna sell this shit. 579 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,412 - But, now, I just feel terrible. 580 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,247 We didn't know you were coming, 581 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,582 and... 582 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,460 we've just been so busy with the church and all, 583 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,962 that we didn't get you a gift. 584 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,635 - [laughing] Okay, that's fine. 585 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,303 I wasn't expecting anything. 586 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,972 I mean, I got y'all, like, five gifts. 587 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,182 You know? 588 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,309 Fucking get me one. But that's all right. 589 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,478 No, it's fine. - Sucks. 590 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,729 No presents for you. 591 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:31,939 - Hey, don't be brazen about it, boy. 592 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,273 - No, it's fine. - It's fine. 593 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,275 - I know it is fine, and--and that's-- 594 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,568 - I said it was fine. - I--I know. 595 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,819 It's fine, 596 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,613 because we're pulling your leg, you turkey! 597 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:40,781 [laughter] - [makes fart noise] 598 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:44,284 - Of course we got you a gift. - [laughs] 599 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,036 Merry Christmas, Billy. 600 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,705 - A Christmas present. 601 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,124 Are y'all--oh, my God. 602 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,459 I was about to be so pissed off. 603 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,503 I was getting so mad. 604 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,837 [laughter] 605 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,382 Christmas present! Oh, God! - Open it up. 606 00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,508 Kelvin, come over here. 607 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,051 What is this thing? 608 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,678 Are you-- - Hope it's something you like. 609 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,304 - Wha-- [gasps] 610 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,430 This is a boombox. 611 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,848 - [laughs] 612 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,809 - Are you kidding me? I've always wanted 613 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,310 one of these things. Look at this. 614 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,854 It's even got a bass equalizer right here. 615 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,982 I can listen to my gospel jams. 616 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,525 That's pretty great. I love it. 617 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,235 Oh, God. God. 618 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,320 Ooh, thank y'all. - [laughs] 619 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,488 - Oh, you know what? 620 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,532 You know what would actually be 621 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,159 the best gift of all for me this Christmas-- 622 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,371 - What? What would that be, darlin'? 623 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,331 - If you told me the truth. 624 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,624 - About what? 625 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,253 - Well, I called Gloria, 626 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,213 and she told me what happened. 627 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,259 - Why did you do that? 628 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:43,635 Huh? 629 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,805 Fine, I left them. 630 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,558 You happy now? I ditched 'em at a mall. 631 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,351 And bailed the fuck out! 632 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,394 Left them right there. 633 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,729 There you go. 634 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,855 In front of your children. 635 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,732 Thank you. 636 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,858 - Children, go upstairs. 637 00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:00,110 - Boo! - Boo! 638 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,361 - Go on. - [grunts] 639 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,448 - Why, Billy? 640 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:06,867 Why would you do that? 641 00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,202 - Because I couldn't provide for them. 642 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,787 I ain't rich like y'all. 643 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,123 I ain't got a driveway full of Christmas trees, 644 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,875 I got one Christmas tree. 645 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,753 And there ain't nothing underneath it. 646 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,713 You have any idea what it's like 647 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:23,258 when your child asks you for a present 648 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,135 and you can't get it for them? 649 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,930 [exclaims] 650 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,266 - You could have asked us if you needed help. 651 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:34,102 - Why do you think I'm here, Eli? 652 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,646 - I meant, you should have asked us 653 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,066 before you ran off on your family. 654 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,401 - I was just saving them the agony 655 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,820 of seeing my downfall. You know? 656 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,575 - Come on, now, brother. Don't talk like that. 657 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,036 You are talented, 658 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,913 and smart, and handsome, and-- 659 00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:55,123 - Yes, Aimee-Leigh, I know. 660 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,751 I am all of those things. 661 00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,461 But it's not enough, you know? 662 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,046 It's not worth anything. 663 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,634 I'm just a... 664 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,886 a loser. 665 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:10,972 [exhales heavily] 666 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,142 - If you don't mind, 667 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,854 we were hoping you'd perform with us today 668 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,440 at the Christmas special. 669 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,818 Paid, of course. 670 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,319 - I don't need no handout, Eli. 671 00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:27,030 - It's not a handout, Baby Billy. 672 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,324 We need a man of your talents. 673 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:34,162 - You ain't--you ain't wrong about that. 674 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,581 You know I could spice things up a little bit. 675 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,125 - It would be all I would want for Christmas, 676 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,210 is just to have all my family there 677 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,170 side by side. 678 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,714 Come and worship with us, brother, please. 679 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,384 - Really? 680 00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,593 Come on, an invitation like that-- 681 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,138 - I love you. - Thank you. 682 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:54,891 - ♪ The only thing I want this year for Christmas ♪ 683 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:59,646 ♪ Is to wake up in the morning by your side ♪ 684 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:03,567 ♪ Driving down that lonely road from Memphis ♪ 685 00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:05,318 ♪ That lonely road's got nothing ♪ 686 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:08,196 ♪ With Christmas on my mind ♪ 687 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,823 ♪ ♪ 688 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,159 Sing it, brother, come on now. 689 00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:17,330 - ♪ You see I travel all the way to California ♪ 690 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:21,001 ♪ You couldn't lose me if you tried ♪ 691 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,170 ♪ You set 'em up, I knock 'em down ♪ 692 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,505 ♪ Two cannonballs got turned around ♪ 693 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:30,051 ♪ A pistol and his sister right down the country line ♪ 694 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,469 all: ♪ You see the only thing ♪ 695 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,764 ♪ I want this year for Christmas ♪ 696 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:38,435 ♪ Is all my friends and family by my side ♪ 697 00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:42,898 ♪ It's just a matter of fact you can be sure about that ♪ 698 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,025 ♪ This house is always cooking ♪ 699 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:50,197 ♪ When everyone's inside ♪ - ♪ Everyone's inside ♪ 700 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,199 all: ♪ So baby don't go missing ♪ 701 00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:55,202 ♪ Make it home at Christmastime ♪ 702 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,871 - Whoo! 703 00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,498 - Oh! 704 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,083 - Merry Christmas, everybody. 705 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,793 - Oh, yeah. - Whoo! 706 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:04,920 - Merry Christmas. 707 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,797 [applause] 708 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:10,217 - My, my, my. - [sighs] 709 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,761 Now this is what it is all about. 710 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,262 - Yes, ma'am. 711 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,932 I got some pretty big news 712 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,267 to share with everyone. 713 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,977 Including you. 714 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,187 - Oh! 715 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,564 Well, Eli over here keeping secrets. 716 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,399 Do tell. 717 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,486 - Come next March... 718 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:31,238 these doors are closing. 719 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:34,074 [audience groans] 720 00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,951 - I'm sorry, Eli, I must have wax in my ears. 721 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,535 Could you say that again? 722 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,454 - We... 723 00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:42,916 are gonna build... 724 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,001 an arena. 725 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,712 A stadium-sized sanctuary, 726 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,548 with seating as far as the eye can see. 727 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,842 Where people from all over the world 728 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:57,180 can come and help us fight the devil in His name. 729 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,849 [cheers and applause] 730 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,351 - And you might be asking, 731 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:04,145 how are we gonna pay for all this? 732 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,731 I know I'm asking. 733 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:10,944 - We are gonna figure that out together. 734 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:16,283 - Yes, we are. 735 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:19,619 We are gonna ask God to deliver us a miracle. 736 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:20,996 [applause] 737 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,999 Yes, dear Lord Jesus, please bring us that money, 738 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,042 and we will fight the good fight 739 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,961 in Your name. 740 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29,296 All of us. 741 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,839 Together. Amen! 742 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,465 - Amen. - Amen. 743 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,301 [cheers and applause] 744 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:36,428 - Thank you, Lord. - Hallelujah. 745 00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:39,389 [triumphant music] 746 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,433 ♪ ♪ 747 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,685 - ♪ All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth ♪ 748 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:46,062 - How am I so weak? 749 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,648 - ♪ Buckwheat is a rascal that's no Christmas ♪ 750 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,108 ♪ And all the toys, boys and girls ♪ 751 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:51,484 ♪ Fuck your wishes ♪ 752 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,486 ♪ I'm not happy, overjoyed in this motherfucker ♪ 753 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,780 [music playing faintly] 754 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,117 - Thanks for backing me up at church. 755 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,493 - I hope you know what you're doing. 756 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:04,372 I mean, how we gonna pay for a stadium, Eli? 757 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,041 - We'll find the money somehow. 758 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,878 - If you say so. 759 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,880 - You got to have faith, darlin'. 760 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:15,925 [intercom buzzes] 761 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,344 [groans] 762 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,391 Hello? - Dr. Gemstone. 763 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,227 It is Martin Imari. 764 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,563 - You come to my house on Christmas night? 765 00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:32,817 - I have to discuss a matter of importance. 766 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:33,985 - On Christmas? 767 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:35,862 ♪ ♪ 768 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:40,617 - ♪ Christmas will be ending ♪ 769 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:46,164 ♪ It's time in me ♪ 770 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:51,211 ♪ Mommy and Daddy trim the Christmas tree ♪ 771 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:56,174 ♪ What a sharp sight to see ♪ 772 00:27:56,257 --> 00:28:01,262 ♪ Christmastime is near ♪ 773 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:05,475 ♪ Carolers make-- ♪ 774 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:08,436 [ominous music] 775 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:15,402 - I--I'm sorry, Dr. Gemstone. 776 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:17,404 - What's going on, Glendon? 777 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,906 - I knew you wouldn't let me on the property, 778 00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:22,575 so I got me a hall pass. 779 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,452 - You think this is gonna change my mind 780 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,703 about taking your money? 781 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:28,415 - I figure what will change your mind, 782 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:29,624 is me holding a gun 783 00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:32,836 on that pretty little wife of yours. 784 00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:36,256 Or maybe your kids. How'd that be? 785 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,800 - How dare you threaten my family. 786 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,302 - Your best bet is to button them lips 787 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,055 before I make this the worst night of your life. 788 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,015 - Okay, okay. Please, don't hurt anybody. 789 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,017 - Oh, no, some people are gonna get hurt. 790 00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:53,273 - We goin' huntin', Eli? 791 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:54,649 ♪ ♪ 792 00:28:54,732 --> 00:28:55,692 [gunshot] 793 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,992 Be not deceived. 794 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:06,995 God is not mocked. 795 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:09,998 - Daddy, there's no hunting. Give me the gun. 796 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:12,459 Give me the gun. - Eli? 797 00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:13,793 What was that? 798 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,004 - Uh, it's my daddy! 799 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:18,131 He wandered over again. The gun went off. 800 00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:19,757 Everybody's all right. 801 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,342 I'm gonna take him back now. 802 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:24,345 - All right, well, don't be long. 803 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,390 [dramatic music] 804 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:34,397 ♪ ♪ 805 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:51,456 ♪ ♪ 806 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,731 [engine turns over] 807 00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:23,613 ♪ ♪ 808 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,100 - This was an evil man. 809 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,519 - I guess the devil's in all of us a little bit. 810 00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:56,938 - You speak the truth, Dr. Gemstone. 811 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,942 - Call me Eli. 812 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,738 - Eli. 813 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,915 - Boy, you Gemstones do Christmas up. 814 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,132 - Get your family back, Baby Billy. 815 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:27,927 - I'll figure it out. 816 00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:31,806 Don't worry about me. I got plenty of time. 817 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,646 - This was all a bad dream. 818 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,149 - Life is but a dream. 819 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:43,651 Is--isn't that how the song goes? 820 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,238 ♪ Merrily, merrily ♪ - Yeah, that's right. 821 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:52,243 - Never truer words. That's--that's all it is. 822 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,454 - Yup. - You know, I was thinking 823 00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:58,625 it seems like a week ago I was in Arkansas 824 00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:02,337 and yelling at you to eat your turnips. 825 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,547 Remember that? 826 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:08,676 Now, in a blink, here--here we are. 827 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,094 - Here we are. 828 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:15,975 - You know, I'm proud of you, son. 829 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,685 I never told you enough. 830 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,063 A-a-and I could be hard on you, 831 00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:23,816 but you're a good man, Eli. 832 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,612 - You're a good man, too. 833 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,740 Better man than me. 834 00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,494 I love you, Daddy. 835 00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:37,997 - Uh, l--let go. Get off. 836 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,207 - Relax, I'm try-- - [speaking incoherently] 837 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,958 - Relax, I'm just trying to give you a hug. 838 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,418 - Who the hell do you think you are? 839 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:43,878 Get--get away. Ruth! 840 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,755 Ruth! 841 00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:48,549 Ru--ahh. 842 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,761 [melancholy music] 843 00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,888 Ruth! Ruth. 844 00:32:53,971 --> 00:33:00,937 ♪ ♪ 845 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:29,757 - [whispers] Pow. 846 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:36,264 all: ♪ Lay down, lay down, lay it all down ♪ 847 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,100 ♪ Let your white birds smile up ♪ 848 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:42,395 ♪ At the ones who stand and frown ♪ 849 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,942 - ♪ We were so close ♪ 850 00:33:48,025 --> 00:33:51,237 ♪ There was no room ♪ 851 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:56,784 ♪ We bled inside each other's wounds ♪ 852 00:33:56,868 --> 00:34:02,457 ♪ We all had caught the same disease ♪ 853 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:07,795 ♪ And we all sang the songs of peace ♪ 854 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,298 ♪ Some came to sing ♪ 855 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:13,301 ♪ Some came to pray ♪ 856 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:17,764 ♪ Some came to keep the dark away ♪ 857 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:26,481 ♪ So raise the candles high ♪ 858 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:27,899 ♪ 'Cause if you don't ♪ 859 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:31,736 ♪ We could stay black against the sky ♪ 860 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:37,283 ♪ Oh, raise them higher again ♪ 861 00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:40,119 ♪ And if you do, we could stay dry ♪ 862 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:43,956 ♪ Against the rain ♪ 863 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:48,336 all: ♪ Lay down, lay down, lay it all down ♪ 864 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:51,172 ♪ Let your white birds smile up ♪ 865 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,299 ♪ At the ones who stand and frown ♪ 866 00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:58,513 ♪ You gotta raise your candle-- ♪ 867 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,598 [bright tone]