1 00:00:10,907 --> 00:00:13,367 You're using the new bread when we haven't finished the old bread? 2 00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:17,872 - I want fresh. - We'll throw the old bread away then. 3 00:00:19,207 --> 00:00:22,792 Bye, money. Mr. Fancy likes his fresh. 4 00:00:23,168 --> 00:00:25,838 What are you even doing home? Shouldn't you be at church? 5 00:00:26,254 --> 00:00:29,257 - Don't you have like a job to go to? - They didn't need me to come in today. 6 00:00:29,257 --> 00:00:33,261 But you stayed home yesterday too. Something going on at work, huh? 7 00:00:33,261 --> 00:00:39,935 - 'Cause this, this is unusual. - No. Yes. I got fired, okay? 8 00:00:40,436 --> 00:00:44,439 - Well, not fired. Let go. - What? Why did they fire you? 9 00:00:44,857 --> 00:00:48,527 - They didn't fire me. I was let go. - Why were you let you go? 10 00:00:48,527 --> 00:00:50,863 No reasons. Just cutbacks. 11 00:00:51,948 --> 00:00:55,116 You're doing cocaine again, aren't you, Stephen? Don't lie to me. 12 00:00:55,116 --> 00:00:57,953 - Always find a way to bring that up. - Oh, my God! You are! 13 00:00:57,953 --> 00:01:02,333 - You are going back to rehab! - No! I'm never going back there! 14 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:04,876 I should have seen the signs. Your weird behavior. 15 00:01:04,876 --> 00:01:07,713 Now, you're fired from church. Then you said that mean thing about my hair. 16 00:01:07,713 --> 00:01:12,260 Oh, my God. Again, with the hair. We already fought about the hair. 17 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:18,724 I'm sorry I don't like your haircut. It looks fucking stupid. Get over it! 18 00:01:18,724 --> 00:01:24,564 My hair is age appropriate. Unlike you, trying to look young with frosted tips. 19 00:01:24,564 --> 00:01:26,231 You look old and desperate. 20 00:01:26,231 --> 00:01:30,026 You're thinking you're some hot rock star doing coke. It's sad. 21 00:01:30,986 --> 00:01:32,363 Fuck you. 22 00:01:32,363 --> 00:01:36,283 Telling your wife fuck you under your breath. Pathetic. 23 00:01:36,283 --> 00:01:39,244 An unemployed, cokehead piece of shit who sulks all day. 24 00:01:39,244 --> 00:01:42,831 Can't even support his kids. But don't worry! He still wears ripped jeans 25 00:01:42,831 --> 00:01:46,586 and spends all day learning Kings From Leon like a goddamn teenage idiol. 26 00:01:46,586 --> 00:01:48,671 You want to push my buttons? Fine. 27 00:01:48,671 --> 00:01:54,135 Let me tell it to you loud and clear so you can hear me. Fuck you! Fuck you! 28 00:01:57,930 --> 00:02:02,477 - Daddy! - I'm okay. I'm okay, honey. 29 00:02:05,146 --> 00:02:06,313 Fuck! 30 00:02:34,466 --> 00:02:37,053 Ooh, cha-cha-cha. Busted. 31 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:43,768 Gideon, when did you even start this nasty habit? Not in this house, I pray. 32 00:02:43,768 --> 00:02:46,812 No. You're in the clear, Mommy. I picked it up on set. 33 00:02:46,812 --> 00:02:48,480 I'm not happy you got hurt, 34 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,149 but I am glad that you are no longer hanging out with these types of people. 35 00:02:51,149 --> 00:02:54,277 Quit smoking. And your sarcasm needs to go right along with it. 36 00:02:54,277 --> 00:02:58,323 - Calling me mommy. No, sir. - Sorry. I don't know why I did that. 37 00:02:58,323 --> 00:03:01,284 Buddy, we need a favor from you. You need to start pitching in, 38 00:03:01,284 --> 00:03:04,372 especially since you're sitting on your ass all day not doing movies anymore. 39 00:03:04,372 --> 00:03:07,707 - Dad, I don't wanna preach. - Well, I'm not asking you to preach. 40 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,586 I need you to fill in for my daddy's driver. 41 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:13,089 I'm sick and tired of seeing you moping around the house all day, 42 00:03:13,089 --> 00:03:15,590 pretending like you're fucking born on the Fourth of July or something. 43 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:18,593 I'm sitting around 'cause I've been seriously injured. 44 00:03:18,593 --> 00:03:23,724 And I am moping. I can't do anything. I can't ride bikes, do my martial arts. 45 00:03:23,724 --> 00:03:29,896 - I may never do stunts again. - You're never gonna do stunts again. 46 00:03:29,896 --> 00:03:33,483 - Never gonna do stunts again? - We're not trying to belittle you. 47 00:03:33,483 --> 00:03:36,028 But this might be what you need. Get out in the world. 48 00:03:36,028 --> 00:03:39,698 Run your granddaddy around to get his meds, get his prostate checked. 49 00:03:39,698 --> 00:03:42,534 - It could take your mind off of shit. - How often does he check his prostate? 50 00:03:42,534 --> 00:03:44,494 - Bunches. - Lot of times. It gets bigger. 51 00:03:44,494 --> 00:03:47,957 You're doing it, so don't be a little bitch about it. 52 00:04:09,186 --> 00:04:12,398 - Daytime friends and nighttime lovers. - Turn it off. 53 00:04:12,982 --> 00:04:16,234 Hoping no one else discovers where they go. 54 00:04:16,234 --> 00:04:19,238 Stop grabbing my hand and turn it the fuck off. 55 00:04:19,238 --> 00:04:21,199 Just don't act like you don't love hearing our song. 56 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:24,327 Shut up. This ain't our song. We don't have a song. 57 00:04:25,327 --> 00:04:29,415 - What's up with your face? - My wife laid these colors down. 58 00:04:29,415 --> 00:04:33,293 - God dang. What happened? - I told her I got fired. 59 00:04:33,293 --> 00:04:36,631 But I couldn't tell her why. She thinks I'm back on coke. 60 00:04:36,964 --> 00:04:38,800 That's great news. 61 00:04:39,132 --> 00:04:43,012 She's demanding I go back to rehab. It's all fucked! 62 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:49,309 Earth to Stephen. Come back from outer space and calm down. 63 00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:53,021 Don't you think I've thought about all this? I have. 64 00:04:53,856 --> 00:04:58,402 That's why I'm prepared to give you $10,000. 65 00:04:58,402 --> 00:05:03,241 That's mostly in small bills. I figured you'd wanna buy gas station snack. 66 00:05:03,241 --> 00:05:07,035 - So this is fuck off money? - A little bit may, kinda. 67 00:05:07,035 --> 00:05:09,955 I'm not giving up that easy and letting the other guy win. 68 00:05:09,955 --> 00:05:12,416 - What other guy? - Your husband. 69 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:16,921 - I'm willing to fight for you. - You don't sound like a tattoo man. 70 00:05:16,921 --> 00:05:20,091 Stephen, you have a wife. You have kids. 71 00:05:20,091 --> 00:05:23,761 We haven't even shit in front of each other. 72 00:05:23,761 --> 00:05:26,180 - But I want to. - Don't. 73 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:30,935 I'd leave my family in a second if I can have you. I'd murder them. 74 00:05:31,476 --> 00:05:33,479 I believe you, okay? 75 00:05:33,479 --> 00:05:37,817 I have long known that I can drive men wild with the power of this pussy 76 00:05:37,817 --> 00:05:40,778 or even just the promise of this pussy. 77 00:05:40,778 --> 00:05:46,199 But marriage-ruining shit, home-wrecker shit, that's a hell no from me, dawg. 78 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:50,370 Me and you? I don't want to see you no mo. 79 00:05:50,997 --> 00:05:56,877 Judy. Wait. Don't, don't do this. 80 00:06:09,182 --> 00:06:11,517 All right, Gideon, go on and keep that speed steady. 81 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:14,520 Daddy don't like it too fast. He's doing good, ain't he, Daddy? 82 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:18,190 - Fine. Thank you, Gideon. - Happy to help, Granddad. 83 00:06:24,238 --> 00:06:27,867 Why is the injured person doing the driving? He can't even turn his head. 84 00:06:27,867 --> 00:06:30,911 Maybe help him out instead of being a damn dick about it. 85 00:06:31,244 --> 00:06:32,746 - You're clear. - All good? 86 00:06:32,746 --> 00:06:35,207 Yeah. You're good. Put your signal on. 87 00:06:35,207 --> 00:06:38,961 I don't even know why we came all the way out here. We hate Montgomerys. 88 00:06:38,961 --> 00:06:41,588 Here we are, doing a damn wellness check for our sworn enemies. 89 00:06:41,588 --> 00:06:45,300 Momma wouldn't like it. She'd say fuck these inbred weirdoes. 90 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:48,386 Your mom will never say anything like that about your cousins. 91 00:06:48,386 --> 00:06:50,597 I always found them to be kind of dumb and strange. 92 00:06:50,597 --> 00:06:52,682 That's why I'm surprised you weren't butt buddies with them. 93 00:06:52,682 --> 00:06:55,436 - Oh, yeah, Judy? - You wanna talk butt buddies? 94 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:59,232 Why don't you go back on tour then? Get some kisses. 95 00:06:59,232 --> 00:07:01,274 - Stop. - Work on a new love song. 96 00:07:01,274 --> 00:07:04,611 - What are you all talking about? - Nothing, Daddy. Nothing. Stop it! 97 00:07:04,611 --> 00:07:07,824 - Gideon, turn left here. - Yeah. 98 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:34,934 They're waiting for you down at the mess hall. Stay to the left. 99 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:37,060 Do not veer off the road. 100 00:07:40,356 --> 00:07:43,359 They got damn Meal Team Six guarding this joint. 101 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:46,820 - What the hell is this place, Daddy? - It's some straight up militia shit. 102 00:07:46,820 --> 00:07:50,740 These folks are what you call preppers. They believe the end is near. 103 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:54,077 They wanna make sure they don't run out of toilet paper. 104 00:08:02,628 --> 00:08:04,589 Let's go! Move, move, move! 105 00:08:26,694 --> 00:08:29,155 - Gideon, what are you doing? - Oh, honestly, I have no idea. 106 00:08:29,155 --> 00:08:32,324 - Do I go with you or stay in the car? - You're his driver. What do you think? 107 00:08:32,324 --> 00:08:36,953 - Right. So it's stay with the car then? - Bingo. Stay with the car. 108 00:08:36,953 --> 00:08:39,332 Daddy, you make sure he does the stuff a driver is supposed to do. 109 00:08:39,332 --> 00:08:41,417 Don't give him any shortcuts just 'cause he's family. 110 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:43,084 He's fine, Jesse. 111 00:08:44,503 --> 00:08:45,838 All right. 112 00:08:52,178 --> 00:08:56,473 Uncle. Cousins. Welcome. 113 00:09:07,735 --> 00:09:10,654 - What are you doing here, Uncle? - Your mother is worried about you. 114 00:09:11,239 --> 00:09:13,950 Wanna make sure you all are staying out of trouble. 115 00:09:13,950 --> 00:09:17,160 Momma don't know shit. She hadn't in a long time. 116 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:22,208 I can't argue with that, but looking around I say she may be getting warmer. 117 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,293 Who are these men you're out here with? 118 00:09:24,293 --> 00:09:26,586 These are the Brothers of Tomorrow's Fires. 119 00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:31,091 - This is a militia. - It was a bad idea to come out here. 120 00:09:31,091 --> 00:09:33,343 I ain't trying to get Ruby Ridged up in this motherfucker. 121 00:09:33,343 --> 00:09:37,264 Feds come rushing in and we get fucking Waco'd while sitting here. No, sir. 122 00:09:37,264 --> 00:09:39,975 - What are you all up to? - There's a war coming. 123 00:09:39,975 --> 00:09:42,395 The Lord has picked how He'll use each of us. 124 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:46,523 I know my assignment. Do you know how He intends to use you? 125 00:09:46,523 --> 00:09:48,316 - Yeah. Singing. - Yeah. Doing preaching. 126 00:09:48,316 --> 00:09:50,361 Youth of ministry probably. 127 00:09:53,739 --> 00:09:56,950 If it ain't the world-famous Gemstone family. 128 00:09:58,743 --> 00:10:01,121 - Hello, Peter. - Eli... 129 00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:04,292 - And little old Karl. - Hi, Uncle Eli. 130 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:09,337 I mean, good afternoon, sir. Cousins. 131 00:10:10,088 --> 00:10:13,926 Got the whole family here. To what do we owe the pleasure? 132 00:10:13,926 --> 00:10:18,180 I don't suppose my lovely, forgiving wife had anything to do with the visit? 133 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:21,893 She may have asked me to check up on the boys, see how you all are doing. 134 00:10:21,893 --> 00:10:24,395 I'd say we're doing just fine. 135 00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:26,814 - Doing fine, Karl? - Yes, sir. 136 00:10:26,814 --> 00:10:28,941 There you go. There you have it. 137 00:10:28,941 --> 00:10:33,320 We're making up for lost time now that pa is back on the outside again. 138 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:37,699 Don't mean to be rude but we are congregating for our afternoon service. 139 00:10:37,699 --> 00:10:42,079 Service? Are you all doing church? Why don't you let us pray with you? 140 00:10:42,079 --> 00:10:45,290 - It's what we do. - I got a good sermon in the chamber. 141 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:48,168 Pop it off and lighten the mood with these sour boys. 142 00:10:48,168 --> 00:10:50,671 Maybe throw a little song over to Judy. She can do a ditty. 143 00:10:50,671 --> 00:10:54,925 I'm happy to. Karl's gonna have to run security detail for me though. 144 00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:56,803 These boys look like they're trying to eat me. 145 00:10:56,803 --> 00:11:01,015 If there's any little ones, I could do a presentation on feats of strength. 146 00:11:01,015 --> 00:11:05,186 - Tie it in with Jesus. - You're all so sure of yourselves. 147 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:08,480 We do it a little differently here. 148 00:11:10,358 --> 00:11:12,651 Eyes to the front! 149 00:11:13,568 --> 00:11:17,907 Men, this here is the world-famous Gemstone family. 150 00:11:19,075 --> 00:11:24,038 Eli got a magnificent ministry. It's as big as a castle. 151 00:11:24,997 --> 00:11:29,794 He had a wife, beautiful wife, with a voice of an angel. 152 00:11:29,794 --> 00:11:34,507 - Yes, she did. - She just loved to share that gift. 153 00:11:37,093 --> 00:11:43,766 She would share it on every street corner if she could. Just give it away. 154 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:50,689 Eli here, he just had to sell it! 155 00:11:51,983 --> 00:11:56,487 These people, they're not here to offer you a gift. 156 00:11:57,321 --> 00:12:03,703 They are here to sell you something. I know because I bought it once! 157 00:12:06,121 --> 00:12:09,374 These are not people of God! 158 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:15,589 They're entertainers! Performers! Charlatans! 159 00:12:16,381 --> 00:12:19,594 When the end times come, are we to believe 160 00:12:19,594 --> 00:12:24,055 that these phony fakers will be called to the Kingdom of Heaven? 161 00:12:24,472 --> 00:12:26,601 No, sir. No. 162 00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:33,149 Then get the hell out of here! 163 00:12:47,412 --> 00:12:51,000 I can't believe we're blood with those boys. Couldn't be kin more different. 164 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,376 Tell me about it. They're crazy. 165 00:12:53,376 --> 00:12:56,922 Super relig. Love their guns. Live in a compound together. 166 00:12:56,922 --> 00:12:59,884 To be honest with you, I'm embarrassed we're even related to them. 167 00:12:59,884 --> 00:13:03,930 Me too. Supes embarrassed. Is this the color we're going with here? 168 00:13:03,930 --> 00:13:05,473 Judy picked it. 169 00:13:05,473 --> 00:13:08,434 Well, since she's not here, maybe we do a veto? 170 00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:11,269 Percy, if this is gonna be our executive boardroom, 171 00:13:11,269 --> 00:13:14,147 I feel like I'd like my chair on a platform or raised or something, 172 00:13:14,147 --> 00:13:16,567 just so I sit taller than those around me. 173 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:19,695 Jesse, that's a really good idea. But my chair too though 174 00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:23,406 Okay. Percy, can you make our chairs taller than the rest? 175 00:13:23,406 --> 00:13:26,243 What we're going for here is that when people come in to meet, 176 00:13:26,243 --> 00:13:27,745 that they feel less. 177 00:13:27,745 --> 00:13:30,081 - Are you writing this down' - Yes, boys. 178 00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:35,837 Jesse and Kelvin. Sorry to interrupt. Remodeling, are we? 179 00:13:35,837 --> 00:13:39,422 Yes, Martin. Very important church leaders executive stuff. 180 00:13:39,422 --> 00:13:44,511 Martin, your penis is 22.82 feet away from me right now. 181 00:13:45,011 --> 00:13:47,056 - Okay... - Martin, what you need? 182 00:13:47,056 --> 00:13:51,268 The ministers from the church have reached out. 183 00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:53,146 The ministers? 184 00:13:53,813 --> 00:13:58,651 - Percy, get the fuck out of here. Go. - Bye, Percy. 185 00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:00,402 Thanks. 186 00:14:00,819 --> 00:14:02,737 - Which ministers? - All of them. 187 00:14:02,737 --> 00:14:05,073 They want to have a meeting with the three of you. 188 00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:08,703 Okay. That could be normal, right? 189 00:14:08,703 --> 00:14:12,748 They want to make sure that the church is headed in the right direction. 190 00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:15,125 And we're supposed to convince them of that? 191 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:18,920 As the leaders of the church, yes, that is expected. 192 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,216 - Sick. Sick. - Cool. Very good. No doubt. 193 00:14:22,216 --> 00:14:26,012 - Sick. - It is sick. It is also bad news. 194 00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:36,981 - What's up, Daddy? You get any bites? - Daddy be straight up relaxing. 195 00:14:36,981 --> 00:14:41,652 I am trying to relax, but people keep bothering me. 196 00:14:41,652 --> 00:14:45,448 We understand you're trying to get your chill on, catch fishes. 197 00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:50,076 We're not here to ask you to do extra work and to do any hand-holding. 198 00:14:51,037 --> 00:14:54,957 It's just that the ministers from the church, they'd like to have a sit-down. 199 00:14:54,957 --> 00:14:58,293 - What now? - Martin says they're disgruntled. 200 00:14:58,293 --> 00:15:00,754 Apparently, they liked it better when you ran the church 201 00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:04,549 Daddy, maybe like you could just talk to them or something. 202 00:15:04,549 --> 00:15:07,178 - I'm supposed to be retired. - Well, we understand that. 203 00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:10,805 I hope you know we are trying hard not to ruin this whole entire thing. 204 00:15:10,805 --> 00:15:13,517 Truth be told, I don't know how much help I can be. 205 00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:16,770 World's a more cynical place than when we were coming up. 206 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:20,190 People are ready to hate. Excited to even. 207 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:25,278 But the importartant thing is that you all work this out together. 208 00:15:26,489 --> 00:15:30,368 - I'm not always gonna be here. - But you're alive. 209 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:34,831 You ain't drooling yet. You ain't even squirting piss against your will. 210 00:15:35,163 --> 00:15:40,377 Come on, Daddy. Pretty please, with sugar sprinkles on top. 211 00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:13,661 Holy shit! 212 00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:22,253 Oh, my God! What the... 213 00:16:25,088 --> 00:16:27,174 They shot him. They shot him. 214 00:16:44,025 --> 00:16:47,486 - What the heck happened? - - We're being raided. - Get to the safe... 215 00:16:49,238 --> 00:16:51,948 - Go, go, go! - Oh, boy! What did he say? 216 00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:54,534 - Get to the safe house! - To the safe house? 217 00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:58,455 That was fun. We haven't been to a movie in I can't remember how long. 218 00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:03,418 It was cool having popcorn. Throwing it at people's heads like we used to. 219 00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:07,547 I feel like, lately, we haven't been on the same page, but now we're back. 220 00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:10,175 You think we haven't been on the same page? 221 00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:13,929 No. I'm just saying like, at various points in our relationship, 222 00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:17,308 we haven't been on the same page but we're good now. 223 00:17:17,308 --> 00:17:20,185 - When were we not on the same page? - God, BJ. 224 00:17:20,185 --> 00:17:24,898 When I was on tour, I would call you and stuff, and you barely picked up 225 00:17:24,898 --> 00:17:27,526 'cause you were always at the Salvation Center trying to kiss ass. 226 00:17:27,526 --> 00:17:31,696 Lollipop, the time zones were hard to navigate while you were on tour. 227 00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:33,657 And I'm not kissing ass at the Salvation Center. 228 00:17:33,657 --> 00:17:35,951 I'm helping out at a time when we need it, 229 00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:38,328 becoming a more dope me in the process. 230 00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:41,124 Fuck, BJ. I'm not trying to play the blame game. 231 00:17:41,124 --> 00:17:46,044 I'm stating that we took a break and now it's nice to spend time together. 232 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:49,673 You being on tour and me helping out at the church 233 00:17:49,673 --> 00:17:52,551 is not taking a break in our relationship. 234 00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:57,974 God. Semantics police. Please do not start spiraling over words. 235 00:17:58,975 --> 00:18:01,352 I said it weird. It's no bigz. 236 00:18:01,352 --> 00:18:04,439 You made it sound like we went through a rocky patch or something. 237 00:18:04,439 --> 00:18:07,567 I didn't say that. You're the one over here talking about rocky patch. 238 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:10,235 I literally said I was away and then I came back. 239 00:18:10,235 --> 00:18:14,574 I said two locations. That's all. The rest is in your twisted mind. 240 00:18:14,574 --> 00:18:18,536 - Don't gaslight me, Judy. - You gaslight yourself by being crazy. 241 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:28,295 It's called a joke, hot stuff. Come on, dude Lighten up. 242 00:18:29,629 --> 00:18:35,178 - I love you. You know that. Come on. - Okay. 243 00:18:35,678 --> 00:18:37,429 - Okay? - Sorry. 244 00:18:48,024 --> 00:18:49,858 Pa make it? 245 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:08,795 - We made it. - I see that. A lot of fellas didn't. 246 00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:11,755 - Why'd the feds come, Pa? - I don't know. 247 00:19:11,755 --> 00:19:16,009 We were talking and thinking maybe you two could tell us. 248 00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:19,596 Why are you asking like that? We didn't have nothing to do with nothing. 249 00:19:19,596 --> 00:19:24,936 Yeah, but you invited the Gemstones out for a visit. 250 00:19:24,936 --> 00:19:27,355 No, sir, we didn't. Momma sent them. 251 00:19:27,355 --> 00:19:31,692 How would she even know where you were unless you were talking to her? 252 00:19:35,154 --> 00:19:40,450 - What did we discuss? - That she is a liar? Can't be trusted. 253 00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:42,954 Right. And did you listen? 254 00:19:44,288 --> 00:19:48,250 I said did you listen to me and talk to her? 255 00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:53,004 Ignore me again. 256 00:19:56,008 --> 00:20:00,262 All right. We're gonna try this a different way. Jacob get over here. 257 00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:03,139 - Why? - Because I said so, Jacob. 258 00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:09,564 - Don't look at me. Don't. Get him. - Get off! Get off me! 259 00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:14,819 Now, we're gonna try this again. 260 00:20:16,028 --> 00:20:20,115 If you lie to me, Jacob here is gonna lose the tippy top of his ear. 261 00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:22,200 What? Stop! 262 00:20:22,659 --> 00:20:27,832 Now, did you or did you not tell the feds where we were? 263 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:31,711 - No, Pa. Honest. We didn't. - Pa, we ain't lying. Please. 264 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:34,421 Yeah, I don't believe you. 265 00:20:35,463 --> 00:20:38,884 - There you go! Did you see that? - Oh, shit! 266 00:20:38,884 --> 00:20:43,181 You see that? That is your fault. You caused that. Got another one. 267 00:20:43,973 --> 00:20:46,933 - No! - Quiet! We're gonna do this again. 268 00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:50,730 Don't lie to me, boys, okay? Jacob, I am really sorry about that. 269 00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:54,859 - No! You don't gotta do this! - Stop! Stop! Don't! 270 00:20:56,486 --> 00:21:00,030 You are dumber than I thought you stepping to me like that. 271 00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:05,119 I will not be disrespected. You let go of me! Fuck! That hurt. 272 00:21:05,452 --> 00:21:07,455 Get that son of a bitch! 273 00:21:14,836 --> 00:21:17,340 Come back here right now! Come back! 274 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:19,675 Don't stand there! Go get them! 275 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,313 Hey, Granddad. Ready to roll? 276 00:21:33,313 --> 00:21:37,067 I ain't looking for Speed Racer here. I ain't in one of your action movies. 277 00:21:37,067 --> 00:21:40,904 No, sir. No, of course, not. No action movies today. 278 00:21:44,992 --> 00:21:48,830 Dear Lord, have you been smoking? It reeks of cigarettes in here. 279 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:51,415 Have I? Gosh, no. 280 00:21:51,415 --> 00:21:54,459 Honestly, off the top of my head, the only explanation I could think is 281 00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:58,964 that I wore these clothes to the store recently and another person... 282 00:21:59,549 --> 00:22:03,177 You don't need to lie. I can smell it. Your grandma used to smoke. 283 00:22:03,177 --> 00:22:05,971 - Turn on the air. - Sorry, Granddad. Yeah. 284 00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:14,855 - You're clear. - All clear? Thanks. 285 00:22:17,983 --> 00:22:21,404 So how's your day going so far? 286 00:22:21,779 --> 00:22:26,159 I'm gonna collect my thoughts before going to meet with these ministers. 287 00:22:26,159 --> 00:22:28,160 As you should. Yup. 288 00:22:33,623 --> 00:22:35,876 What? Where are you? 289 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:47,387 Daddy ain't here yet. 290 00:22:47,387 --> 00:22:50,391 He was never too late for stuff like this when he was in charge. 291 00:22:50,391 --> 00:22:53,351 - He's doing this on purpose. - It's only five till. 292 00:22:53,978 --> 00:22:57,190 - Technically, he's not late yet. - No. He's late. 293 00:23:02,653 --> 00:23:05,071 Just keep the truck running. 294 00:23:13,623 --> 00:23:15,832 Here. Come on, Eli. Quick! 295 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:20,171 - My God. What happened? - We got raided. 296 00:23:20,171 --> 00:23:23,882 Pa thinks you all are responsible. He blamed us. Madder than a wet hen. 297 00:23:23,882 --> 00:23:27,552 Peter is dangerous, Eli. He's already sent his goons to question me. 298 00:23:27,552 --> 00:23:31,599 They followed me here as I was checking in. They're parked outside. 299 00:23:43,151 --> 00:23:44,403 Everything okay? 300 00:23:44,403 --> 00:23:47,906 Boy, we got friends a couple of spaces over from you. 301 00:23:47,906 --> 00:23:51,119 I want you to leave the parking lot. Drive right by them. 302 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:54,539 Go around the block. There's an alley back behind the motel. 303 00:23:54,539 --> 00:23:55,956 Got it. 304 00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:04,548 Well, if you all aren't gonna speak, is it okay if we do then? 305 00:24:04,966 --> 00:24:08,302 Daddy ain't coming. It's time. We're on our own. 306 00:24:08,803 --> 00:24:12,473 - Jesse, what are you doing? - Let's fuck these pastors up. 307 00:24:12,473 --> 00:24:16,601 How's it going, everyone? Wonderful to see you, brother and sister pastors. 308 00:24:16,601 --> 00:24:18,395 Thanks for coming out. 309 00:24:18,395 --> 00:24:23,234 We understand that some of you are nervous about the change in leadership. 310 00:24:23,234 --> 00:24:26,444 We just wanna assure you that we don't take that personally. 311 00:24:26,444 --> 00:24:30,700 We're not insulted by that. It doesn't make us wanna physically hurt you. 312 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:33,911 We just want you all to really know 313 00:24:33,911 --> 00:24:38,498 that we are just as capable of running this church as our momma and daddy. 314 00:24:38,498 --> 00:24:40,626 And because you believed in our parents, 315 00:24:40,626 --> 00:24:44,005 it is now time to believe in their three children 316 00:24:44,005 --> 00:24:48,842 Being a part of Gemstone church used to be joyous, felt like a family. 317 00:24:48,842 --> 00:24:50,887 But now, that spark is gone. 318 00:24:50,887 --> 00:24:53,639 You gotta give the people in this room something to believe in. 319 00:24:53,639 --> 00:24:57,810 Inspire us. Let us know that you feel confident in the future. 320 00:24:57,810 --> 00:24:59,645 All right. Easy. Cinch. 321 00:24:59,645 --> 00:25:03,482 - Judy. - Oh, I'm up? Okay. 322 00:25:04,442 --> 00:25:06,527 I'm so ready to inspire you all, 323 00:25:06,527 --> 00:25:10,907 but I'm gonna be generous right now, throw it to my, my little bro, Kelvin. 324 00:25:11,449 --> 00:25:14,035 - I had to be the one to inspire? - Fucking do it. 325 00:25:14,035 --> 00:25:18,664 You all wanna be inspired? Peep this. 326 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:24,794 To turn this church around, it's gonna take more than just the three of us. 327 00:25:25,879 --> 00:25:31,885 It's gonna take everybody in here. We, the three, and you. 328 00:25:32,512 --> 00:25:38,642 Okay. What? I just stumbled upon a new church chant motto. 329 00:25:41,019 --> 00:25:46,067 We, the three, and you. Come on. We, the three, and you. 330 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,402 - Tag along. Come on, everybody. - We, the three, and you. 331 00:25:49,402 --> 00:25:52,697 - Let me hear you all. - We, the three, and you. Come on. 332 00:25:53,699 --> 00:25:56,536 - This is what you got for us? - What's that? 333 00:25:57,578 --> 00:26:00,288 Half the church is thinking about jumping ship 334 00:26:00,288 --> 00:26:02,874 and you wanna clap hands and rhyme? 335 00:26:02,874 --> 00:26:04,877 You're making us look like fools. 336 00:26:04,877 --> 00:26:09,590 Your hairstyle and your flavor saver make you look like a fool, homes. 337 00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:12,759 - For real though. - Very well then. 338 00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:18,349 After 22 years of service to this church the Lord tells me my time is up. 339 00:26:18,891 --> 00:26:21,769 The Lord is telling me you're a little baby bitch! 340 00:26:21,769 --> 00:26:23,812 You just sit your ass back down right now! 341 00:26:23,812 --> 00:26:26,898 - Jesse, don't swear at them. - No. No. Let him walk. 342 00:26:26,898 --> 00:26:31,027 - They fucking suck anyway! - Judy! No! Come on! 343 00:26:31,027 --> 00:26:34,866 Please! Guys, come back. Come back. Please. Please come back! 344 00:26:34,866 --> 00:26:39,077 No! Everyone just calm down. Calm down! 345 00:26:39,077 --> 00:26:42,747 You tell that to them, Martin. This is embarrassing. 346 00:26:42,747 --> 00:26:44,624 If their mother was still alive, 347 00:26:44,624 --> 00:26:48,337 she would be appalled by what's happening in this church right now. 348 00:26:48,337 --> 00:26:50,630 Shut the fuck up about my momma, you asshole! 349 00:26:51,423 --> 00:26:53,508 You wanna do that? All right. 350 00:26:57,095 --> 00:26:59,849 - I was on your side. - Fuck this! 351 00:27:05,729 --> 00:27:07,772 Quit! Quit it! 352 00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:12,570 Come on! 353 00:27:13,446 --> 00:27:14,863 Hold on! 354 00:27:14,863 --> 00:27:17,699 - Fuck you! - We, the three, and you! 355 00:27:20,076 --> 00:27:24,289 - Shit! They're going everywhere. - Choke on this, Linda! 356 00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:30,046 Fuck you! Fuck off! 357 00:27:32,715 --> 00:27:34,550 Suck it! Fuck you! 358 00:27:43,558 --> 00:27:46,521 Come on, boys! Hustle! Hustle in! 359 00:27:49,231 --> 00:27:50,774 Go, go! 360 00:27:52,485 --> 00:27:54,070 Hit it, Gideon! 361 00:28:06,498 --> 00:28:08,750 Oh, Lord! They spotted us. 362 00:28:09,502 --> 00:28:12,338 - Granddad, I'm gonna need your eyes. - You got them. 363 00:28:12,338 --> 00:28:14,005 Holy shit! 364 00:28:19,095 --> 00:28:21,139 Clear on the right side. 365 00:28:31,649 --> 00:28:33,151 Hold on! 366 00:28:38,406 --> 00:28:40,115 Coming up fast! 367 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,871 Oh, shit! Son of a bitch! 368 00:28:57,007 --> 00:28:58,509 I pooped a little. 369 00:29:06,141 --> 00:29:08,144 We got two of them now. 370 00:29:10,438 --> 00:29:13,190 - The field on your right clear? - Clear! 371 00:29:23,701 --> 00:29:25,494 They're still on us. 372 00:30:03,198 --> 00:30:04,825 Right side. 373 00:30:06,536 --> 00:30:08,453 Leftside. 374 00:30:25,847 --> 00:30:28,182 If you got a move in you... 375 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:58,461 You're a hell of a wheel man, Gideon. Old Walker couldn't have stuck that. 376 00:30:58,461 --> 00:31:00,214 You can keep the gig. 377 00:31:13,770 --> 00:31:15,437 THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTOMES 378 00:31:15,437 --> 00:31:19,357 End episode 2, season 3