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[FATIN] Forty, forty-one, forty-two.
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Forty-two days on this dumb-fuck rock.
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[DOT] You've really
commandeered that journal, hmm?
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Yeah, for some truly masochistic reason,
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I like to think about what I'd
be doing at any given moment,
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like if none of this had happened.
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And what would you be doing right now?
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Well, I'd probably be at the med-spa,
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getting my pubes lasered off.
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It was my pre-Majorca ritual.
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My family always goes this week.
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[DOT] What week even is it?
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You know, time here
is like a flat circle.
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I have no idea.
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[FATIN] Today is July 18th.
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Holy shit.
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What's up?
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Oh, it's my birthday today, you know?
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY] Big 1-8.
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[FORCED LAUGHTER]
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[LIGHT MUSIC]
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No.
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No, Fatin. You can't
tell the others, please?
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Okay, okay, okay. Hear me out.
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I can, and I will.
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[DOT] Fatin, I don't do birthdays.
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They're stupid,
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and self-centered, and...
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"Congrats to me, at me.
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I slid out of a vag.
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Time to throw myself a friend parade."
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You put this to bed now.
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Guess what, bitches?
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Ice the booze... and get horny.
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It's Dorothy's motherfucking birthday.
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[LIVELY MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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How much longer do I have to do this?
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[FABER] Well, that
kind of depends on you.
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But I've been down
there with him for hours
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and I can't tell if I'm getting, like,
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warm, cold, mild, or
just, like, nowhere.
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I've told you everything I can.
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Something happened 15 days in,
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and none of the boys will talk about it.
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What's this sudden hesitation about?
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What, are you worried
that we won't hold up
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our end of the bargain?
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Yeah, there's that.
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It's also the whole
"putting on an act" thing.
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We're not all as good at it as you are.
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[YOUNG] You're not buying that, are you?
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'Cause I think she puts
on a pretty good show.
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I can't pretend I didn't fall
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for her little panic attack number.
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[GRETCHEN] Not your finest hour.
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But if she can find out
what tore the boys apart,
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we'll call it a wash.
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Wow, you're still harboring
some pretty serious hostility
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toward her.
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Doesn't feel good getting
worked over like that.
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Oh, much better to be on this side
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of the manipulation game, isn't it?
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[FABER] You know what
I think you might need?
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A little good faith gesture on our part.
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Transcripts from the several calls
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that Jeff made to you,
to one of your teachers,
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even to the authorities,
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inquiring about your welfare.
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They're real?
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He did try for you, Leah.
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So tenaciously, in fact,
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that it's become a bit
of a problem for us.
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You wouldn't hurt him.
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We'll make good if you do.
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You come through for us on this
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and we can and will let you call him.
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♪ ♪
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Whoa. What's wrong? Are you okay?
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Shh, I thought I heard voices.
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- Did someone follow you?
- [LEAH] Shh.
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Okay. I don't think this,
what we're doing here,
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I don't know if it's gonna work.
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Sounds like a breakup speech.
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Please don't joke. It's
not working fast enough.
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Time is, like, slipping by
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and every second, I feel
closer to getting caught.
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Do you want to sit
and breathe for a sec?
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We don't have much longer.
We have to make a move.
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[RAF] Leah.
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Have some.
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It's not my favorite flavor.
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[SMALL LAUGH]
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It's the only one that
comes in a green bottle.
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Did you know that?
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My family, we used
to lug all our bottles
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to the recycling place for cash.
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The green bottles aren't worth as much,
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so my mom would let me keep these ones.
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I'd stack 'em in my
bedroom on the west wall,
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and when the sun set
and the light hit it,
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looked like jewels.
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We need to get home.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know.
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[EXHALES]
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So this move we need to make...
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how's it start?
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With more of us.
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We find some of the
others, bring them in.
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And I know the girls, and I
know who to start with, but...
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But I need to know your people now.
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Their strengths, their weaknesses.
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Who we can trust.
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There was this time...
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this day, actually...
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where we really learned
a lot about each other.
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It was the day we decided to...
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[SCOTTY] Surround that big
fucking cat on all sides,
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armed with the baddest
spears we can make,
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then basically just
stab the shit out of it.
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Stab, stab, stab!
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Ha ha. Dead jaguar.
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[KIRIN] This is the
play you want us to run?
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I don't even know what
I'm looking at here.
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[JOSH] Looks like a human cell,
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like how we had to draw it in biology?
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Is that a ribosome right there?
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That's obviously the jag!
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Bo, is that not obviously the jag?
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I wouldn't say "obviously."
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[KIRIN] Can't just run
up and stab it, dawg.
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This isn't the hood.
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"The hood"?
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Bitch, you don't know my life.
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For all you know, I could
live in one of those red brick,
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good trick-or-treating-type communities.
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He doesn't.
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[SCOTTY] Okay. Well, if my idea sucks,
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let's see you come up
with one on your own.
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Or would that make your
jalopy-ass brain overheat,
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you fucking dumb-dumb?
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The fuck did you just call me?
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You heard me, big bird-ass bitch.
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[SETH] Whoa, guys, you guys. Chill.
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Everyone's got a point here, right?
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Kirin's right, a direct attack
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would probably be a suicide mission.
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But, Scotty, you're definitely
onto something with the spears.
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Easily our best bet, weapons-wise.
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Badges, what do you think?
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[HENRY] Well, whatever we do,
it's got to be from a distance.
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We don't have any long-range firearms.
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- Guess that means a trap.
- [SETH] Okay.
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I don't know if what I'm imagining is,
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like, a legit thing or just
some Indiana Jones bullshit,
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but what if we, like, make a thatch trap
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that the jag could, like, fall through?
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Oh, hell yeah, right onto
some sharp-ass spears.
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[SETH] Yes. Yes. Why not?
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[HENRY] Proper term is a pit-fall trap,
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but, yes, theoretically,
that could do the job.
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[SETH] Nice, nice, nice.
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So now all we need is a pit big enough.
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Could we dig one?
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[RAF] What if we cleared out the bunker?
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Yes! Fuck yes! We spike the bunker.
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[IVAN] Okay. I'm new here.
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But cats are brilliant, right?
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Like, I know she's not just
gonna sashay over and fall in.
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[BO] Maybe we can bait it.
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You know, like, with the turkey jerky.
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Bo, yes! Fucking killer.
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Okay. Will the jerky be enough?
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[SCOTTY] I mean, we could throw
some of that SPAM in there too,
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you know, make like a
shitty meat soufflé.
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Holy shit. Did we just do this?
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Did we just figure this thing out?
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'Cause I feel like we figured
this fucking thing out!
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Guys, bring it in.
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Yeah. I know it's super cheesy,
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but humor me, please.
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"Kill a motherfucking jag," on three.
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- One, two...
- [ALL] Kill a motherfucking jag!
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[CHEERS]
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[SETH] All right.
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We need spear makers, a cleared bunker,
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and wood for the spears.
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[KIRIN] I'm on chop duty.
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Who'd have thought
that Second City improv
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would come in clutch
on a deserted island?
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Big famous improv school?
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They teach you how to
collab, say "Yes, and?"
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Okay, no. Forget it, noob.
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Oh, shit, dude.
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What the fuck?
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Oh, shit, dude, you had a
fire ant on you. Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit. You got one too!
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Oh, fuck you. Fuck you.
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You got one too. Oh,
fuck. You got one too.
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- Oh, no.
- [JOSH LAUGHS]
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Spillz. Can you and I team
up, like, for one of the tasks?
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Um, oh, shit. I would love to,
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but I got to go with Kirin
to collect some raw materials.
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Uh, do y...
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do you think that you
could do me a solid
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and head to the bunker with Raf?
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Yeah, yeah. Of course.
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Team Saint J. [CHUCKLES]
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I'm just gonna go take my
meds, then we can skedaddle.
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Hey, you know that I would go with you.
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It's just that, this isn't gonna work
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unless me and Jock Itch
get on the same page.
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- No, I get it. All good.
- Yeah.
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An actual 50-year-old...
trapped in teenage form.
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[FATIN] She is 18 today, people.
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Which means she can legally vote,
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she can buy porn, and she is officially
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no longer of sexual
interest to Jeffrey Galanis.
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[DOT] Oh, my God. Why?
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[MARTHA] It makes me
a little sad, actually,
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'cause I'm sure Dot would
rather spend her birthday
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at, like, a laser tag
place or hibachi restaurant
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or literally anywhere else.
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[FATIN] But instead, she's
hanging out with our sorry asses
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and this bottle of brut from... Idaho.
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Jesus, Barbara, have some self-respect.
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We have to go big.
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We have to go big.
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Hmm?
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I said, "That's why we have to go big."
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All right. I'm talking
about a party here, y'all,
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and not some sad little
round of applause, okay?
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I'm talking a deluxe full-scale
absolute birthday blow-out.
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Honestly, the way I want it to play out,
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we won't even need the champagne.
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- Yes, we will.
- Because we're gonna get
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- so freaking trashed on fun...
- And champagne.
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[SHELBY] That it's gonna
feel just like home, okay?
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Not just for the birthday
girl, but for all of us.
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All right. Time to mobilize.
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- Sorry.
- Oh, oh.
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I was sort of standing there, but...
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Oh, my God. This is exciting!
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- Are you excited?
- Oh, my God. Yeah.
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And I feel like you're giving me
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some major divorced-dad-energy vibes,
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like you're taking us to Six Flags
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00:10:40,622 --> 00:10:41,748
because you feel guilty for missing out
252
00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:43,000
on the last five years of our lives.
253
00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:45,377
I didn't miss anything.
254
00:10:46,503 --> 00:10:48,880
Okay. So, listen. I'm thinking
we do a surprise beach party.
255
00:10:48,922 --> 00:10:50,465
Does Dot even like surprises?
256
00:10:50,507 --> 00:10:52,134
She hates surprises, end quote.
257
00:10:52,175 --> 00:10:53,635
Okay. Let's stick with
a surprise, all right?
258
00:10:53,677 --> 00:10:55,053
Today's about Dotty, okay?
259
00:10:55,095 --> 00:10:56,680
We should give her exactly
what she'll learn to love.
260
00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,473
All right. See, all right,
all right, all right.
261
00:10:58,515 --> 00:11:01,435
It is all coming
together in my head now.
262
00:11:01,476 --> 00:11:05,105
Moonlight, bonfire, maybe
even a little luau vibe.
263
00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:06,982
Cultural appropriation.
I'm not even mad at it.
264
00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:08,859
- Fatin, what's the date?
- [FATIN] July 18th.
265
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,902
Sweet baby, Jesus. Eighteen on the 18th.
266
00:11:10,944 --> 00:11:13,238
We have a golden birthday.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
267
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,115
First things first, we gotta
keep her busy till go-time.
268
00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:16,825
Fatin, Leah, you're on
Dot-distraction duty.
269
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:17,868
But, how do we even do that?
270
00:11:17,909 --> 00:11:19,119
I delegate, you figure it out.
271
00:11:19,161 --> 00:11:20,746
Okay. Rachel, Martha,
Babe. On your feet.
272
00:11:20,787 --> 00:11:24,416
Let's prep it here, and then
we'll set it up on the beach.
273
00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,168
- What have you done?
- [FATIN] I think I've unleashed
274
00:11:26,209 --> 00:11:28,045
some sort of party coke fiend.
275
00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:30,255
Okay, I know he's off-theme,
276
00:11:30,297 --> 00:11:31,923
but if you have a piñata, you use him.
277
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:33,008
Am I right?
278
00:11:35,385 --> 00:11:37,220
[SETH] Good length. Good reach.
279
00:11:37,262 --> 00:11:38,889
What do we think?
280
00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:39,930
Fine.
281
00:11:45,479 --> 00:11:48,565
Man, I feel like I'm waiting
tables at Bandera again.
282
00:11:51,234 --> 00:11:54,529
It's a restaurant in Chicago.
283
00:11:54,571 --> 00:11:56,156
[KIRIN] You can keep trying, dude,
284
00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:57,657
but I see straight through you.
285
00:11:57,699 --> 00:11:59,284
[SETH] Yeah, y-you got me.
286
00:11:59,326 --> 00:12:01,411
I-I never waited tables.
I was only a busboy.
287
00:12:01,453 --> 00:12:03,497
Man, that's crazy perceptive.
How did you know that...
288
00:12:03,538 --> 00:12:05,374
[KIRIN] Not talking about that, dude.
289
00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:10,837
I'm talking about your game here.
290
00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:12,839
How you're working the group,
291
00:12:12,881 --> 00:12:15,550
trying to be everyone's
favorite camp counselor.
292
00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:19,638
Oh, that.
293
00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:22,974
No. Y-you're right,
Kirin. I'm an evil genius.
294
00:12:23,016 --> 00:12:27,270
And that's my diabolical
plot, to be nice to people.
295
00:12:27,312 --> 00:12:29,815
Okay, maybe I want people to like me.
296
00:12:29,856 --> 00:12:31,233
Maybe that's not a maybe.
297
00:12:31,274 --> 00:12:33,193
Okay, I definitely
want people to like me.
298
00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:36,154
But that's not something
I'm, like, proud of.
299
00:12:36,196 --> 00:12:38,407
But... look at me.
300
00:12:38,448 --> 00:12:41,076
I mean, I-I'm out here making
jokes, tap dancing for you,
301
00:12:41,118 --> 00:12:43,161
but you say and do
whatever the fuck you want,
302
00:12:43,203 --> 00:12:45,080
not a single fuck given.
303
00:12:45,122 --> 00:12:46,540
I'm not built like that.
304
00:12:46,581 --> 00:12:47,833
And that's not some
bullshit I'm just saying
305
00:12:47,874 --> 00:12:50,127
to get you to like me. That's the...
306
00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:52,629
that's the truth.
307
00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,423
Whatever, dude.
308
00:12:56,591 --> 00:12:57,884
Enough.
309
00:12:57,926 --> 00:12:59,761
What's wrong?
310
00:12:59,803 --> 00:13:02,055
Your meds not working?
311
00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:04,558
Pick those up.
312
00:13:04,599 --> 00:13:06,518
How's it going down there,
by the way? You still drippy?
313
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:09,604
Stop thinking about my dick...
314
00:13:09,646 --> 00:13:11,898
and pick those up, like I said.
315
00:13:14,776 --> 00:13:17,487
I see right through you too.
316
00:13:17,529 --> 00:13:20,699
And the tough-guy thing
isn't gonna work either, dude.
317
00:13:23,493 --> 00:13:28,331
Now what I will say, now
that we cleared the air,
318
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:32,544
that clap thing aside...
319
00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:35,797
No, I wish that I could just...
320
00:13:35,839 --> 00:13:37,424
[GROANS]
321
00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:39,759
I wish I could just fuck
random girls like you.
322
00:13:39,801 --> 00:13:43,013
But with me, it's like,
323
00:13:43,054 --> 00:13:47,684
as soon as I zero-in on
someone, she's, like...
324
00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:50,812
the only one that I
see and I'm like all-in.
325
00:13:50,854 --> 00:13:53,523
Oh, ho, ho, ho. You're that guy.
326
00:13:53,565 --> 00:13:56,109
I'm the that-est that guy.
327
00:13:58,111 --> 00:13:59,738
I got so committed last time,
328
00:13:59,779 --> 00:14:01,781
that when my girlfriend
broke up with me,
329
00:14:01,823 --> 00:14:04,201
I couldn't break up with the cat.
330
00:14:04,242 --> 00:14:06,536
The puss that good, huh?
331
00:14:06,578 --> 00:14:09,372
Oh... [LAUGHS] yeah.
Really, really great.
332
00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:13,043
But I meant I literally
took her cat, though.
333
00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:15,879
Her parents called it kidnapping.
334
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,923
I called it borrowing.
335
00:14:17,964 --> 00:14:20,050
[KIRIN CHUCKLES] Creepshow.
336
00:14:20,091 --> 00:14:23,011
It's actually why I'm
here, to "get perspective
337
00:14:23,053 --> 00:14:27,307
and stop being so
codependent," or whatever.
338
00:14:28,975 --> 00:14:30,185
Listen, bro,
339
00:14:30,227 --> 00:14:32,771
you gotta play the field instead.
340
00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:34,773
It's like they say,
341
00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:37,609
"Always bring sand to the beach."
342
00:14:39,653 --> 00:14:42,280
Right, right.
343
00:14:42,322 --> 00:14:44,616
"Bring sand to the beach."
No, it's good advice.
344
00:14:47,811 --> 00:14:51,706
- [TWIG SNAPS]
- [TENSE MUSIC]
345
00:14:51,748 --> 00:14:52,748
♪ ♪
346
00:14:52,749 --> 00:14:55,710
[TWIGS SNAPPING]
347
00:15:03,343 --> 00:15:07,389
[JOSH WHISTLING]
348
00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:08,682
Oh!
349
00:15:08,723 --> 00:15:12,143
[CLATTERING]
350
00:15:12,185 --> 00:15:16,064
[CONTINUES WHISTLING]
351
00:15:24,739 --> 00:15:25,907
Ha.
352
00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:29,327
How cool is that?
353
00:15:29,369 --> 00:15:33,540
I learned this at circus
camp when I was a kid.
354
00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:36,001
Maybe try and stay on task?
355
00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:37,042
Yeah.
356
00:15:41,047 --> 00:15:44,884
It's crazy that we don't
know each other better.
357
00:15:44,926 --> 00:15:47,637
Like, why aren't you in the Latinx club?
358
00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:50,765
I'm not of the decent, but
they let me sit in to learn.
359
00:15:50,807 --> 00:15:53,143
By the way, which do you prefer?
360
00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:55,228
Hispanic, Latino?
361
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,147
Mexican is fine.
362
00:15:58,356 --> 00:15:59,983
You're saying that I can say it?
363
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:02,569
You're, like, giving
me a pass right now?
364
00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:07,032
Mexican isn't a slur, Josh.
365
00:16:07,073 --> 00:16:09,159
I know, right?
366
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,162
Like, I always tell my
family not to wear sombreros
367
00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:13,455
on Cinco de Mayo.
368
00:16:13,496 --> 00:16:15,457
They don't get how their appropriation
369
00:16:15,498 --> 00:16:18,335
white-washes the spirit of
anti-colonial resistance.
370
00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:20,045
Really learned a lot in that club there.
371
00:16:20,086 --> 00:16:21,421
[JOSH] I have.
372
00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:25,675
And that is why I only
celebrate Día de los Muertos,
373
00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:27,969
good ol' Mexican Halloween.
374
00:16:28,011 --> 00:16:30,138
[LEAH LAUGHS] Mexican Halloween?
375
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:32,349
Now, he did not actually call it that.
376
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:35,602
[RAF] He did. He took a
sacred, centuries-old tradition
377
00:16:35,644 --> 00:16:37,479
and Caucasianed the hell out of it.
378
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,648
He had gotten so much right.
379
00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:43,276
Like, I was actually
starting to root for him.
380
00:16:43,318 --> 00:16:44,361
Me too.
381
00:16:48,698 --> 00:16:51,076
Still am, actually.
382
00:16:52,619 --> 00:16:55,163
But why didn't you stop him?
383
00:16:55,205 --> 00:16:57,582
Explain to him where he had gone wrong?
384
00:16:57,624 --> 00:16:59,793
It's his problem, not mine.
385
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,294
No, yeah. I know.
386
00:17:01,336 --> 00:17:03,171
I wasn't trying to say that
it was your responsibility.
387
00:17:06,466 --> 00:17:08,426
I don't know.
388
00:17:08,468 --> 00:17:10,804
I've learned that if you
let people talk like that,
389
00:17:10,845 --> 00:17:14,474
they end up revealing
a lot about themselves.
390
00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:17,227
It's like the one okay thing
about being the quiet guy.
391
00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:22,107
I don't tell on myself as much.
392
00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:31,157
Maybe the saying is
right... less is more.
393
00:17:35,412 --> 00:17:37,622
[IVAN] Behold.
394
00:17:37,664 --> 00:17:40,834
Excalibur.
395
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,085
Chhh!
396
00:17:43,044 --> 00:17:45,588
Always doing the most, man.
397
00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:46,965
Yo, Ivan?
398
00:17:48,591 --> 00:17:49,968
Look, I love it.
399
00:17:50,009 --> 00:17:51,886
You know, you're getting into it,
400
00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:53,888
feeling the Wakanda-forever
shit, but I...
401
00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:55,306
[SCOFFS]
402
00:17:55,348 --> 00:17:59,144
No. I do not do the MCU, Skippy.
403
00:17:59,185 --> 00:18:00,854
I'm not a philistine.
404
00:18:00,895 --> 00:18:05,525
This is Camelot, you
know? This is Arthurian.
405
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:06,735
[SCOTTY] Yeah, see. That's...
406
00:18:06,776 --> 00:18:08,194
that's what I'm tryna talk to you about.
407
00:18:08,236 --> 00:18:11,781
I mean, do you really got
to be so extra all the time?
408
00:18:11,823 --> 00:18:13,950
I don't know. Do you
have to be so short?
409
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:15,285
So petite?
410
00:18:15,326 --> 00:18:17,454
So absolutely chode-sized?
411
00:18:17,495 --> 00:18:19,456
[SCOTTY] That was a good one. Yeah, no.
412
00:18:19,497 --> 00:18:21,124
All I'm saying is, you know,
413
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,501
we got to stay on task to get shit done.
414
00:18:23,543 --> 00:18:26,087
So, like, maybe quit
prancing around and man up?
415
00:18:26,129 --> 00:18:30,341
Wow. I cannot believe this
bullshit followed me here.
416
00:18:30,383 --> 00:18:31,718
You know, you do
understand that we share
417
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,845
a common enemy, right?
418
00:18:33,887 --> 00:18:36,890
But because of gender policers like you
419
00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:40,393
who don't like my crop tops or
my so-called broken wrists...
420
00:18:40,435 --> 00:18:42,312
Man, I didn't even say all that.
421
00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:45,190
I mean, I don't have the time
to explain subtext to you,
422
00:18:45,231 --> 00:18:46,816
but you actually and totally did.
423
00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,359
[HENRY] I'm not taking sides here.
424
00:18:48,401 --> 00:18:51,029
I cannot stress enough, no sides.
425
00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:53,156
But for the sake of the trap, Ivan,
426
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:56,910
your spear has to be a
little more... functional.
427
00:18:56,951 --> 00:18:59,287
Exactly! Thanks for taking my side, man.
428
00:18:59,329 --> 00:19:02,207
[IVAN] I'll have you know,
my spear is very functional.
429
00:19:02,248 --> 00:19:05,210
But more importantly, it's a statement.
430
00:19:05,251 --> 00:19:06,795
[SCOTTY] Jesus fucking Christ.
431
00:19:06,836 --> 00:19:08,880
The jag doesn't care
about your statement.
432
00:19:08,922 --> 00:19:10,924
It's trying to kill us.
433
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:13,468
A-and it's gonna take some
real men to kill it first.
434
00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:15,845
Tell me, Scotty. What
makes you a real man?
435
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:18,515
A lot of shit. I like
to stand when I piss.
436
00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:20,183
I like a big breakfast.
437
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,644
And I do everything I can to hustle hard
438
00:19:22,685 --> 00:19:24,938
and save up money to
support my fucking family.
439
00:19:24,979 --> 00:19:26,523
Oh. You know what? I
can't tell if that's sweet,
440
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:28,691
or just a clichéd rap bar.
441
00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:31,361
You know what? Fuck
you, you fucking pussy.
442
00:19:31,402 --> 00:19:33,363
[SETH] Look alive, boys.
443
00:19:33,404 --> 00:19:35,448
Yeah.
444
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,867
We come bearing gifts.
445
00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:42,288
[SCOTTY] Yo, what the fuck is that?
446
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,915
[KIRIN] Bait.
447
00:19:43,957 --> 00:19:46,125
- Like, real bait.
- [BO] It stinks.
448
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,878
Which is why it'll be an affective lure,
449
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,756
better than the jerky even.
450
00:19:51,798 --> 00:19:53,800
Well done.
451
00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:55,844
Scout's salute.
452
00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:57,679
[FART NOISE]
453
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,430
[KIRIN LAUGHS]
454
00:19:59,472 --> 00:20:01,140
[KIRIN] What have you
fuckers been up to, huh?
455
00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:02,684
Making wands?
456
00:20:02,725 --> 00:20:05,186
[IVAN] Yeah, okay. And
the fucking pile-on.
457
00:20:05,228 --> 00:20:06,396
She's not a wand.
458
00:20:06,437 --> 00:20:08,314
[SETH] Man, you guys
did some fucking damage.
459
00:20:08,356 --> 00:20:10,692
All right. When we finish
sharpening this new batch,
460
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:13,361
let's take it to the bunker.
461
00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:14,988
This is gonna fucking work.
462
00:20:15,029 --> 00:20:16,823
Fuck.
463
00:20:16,865 --> 00:20:19,951
Hey, hey, hey, hey! There she is.
464
00:20:19,993 --> 00:20:21,411
Excited much?
465
00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:23,830
[FATIN] Dorothy!
466
00:20:24,998 --> 00:20:26,457
Where are you going?
467
00:20:26,499 --> 00:20:28,126
I'm dragging this log back to camp.
468
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:30,378
I thought we could use it as
a crossbeam or, like, seating.
469
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:32,505
[LEAH IMITATES BUZZER]
Can't let you do that, pal.
470
00:20:32,547 --> 00:20:34,090
Yeah. Camp's a no-go zone.
471
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:37,010
Pal? What are you talking about?
472
00:20:37,844 --> 00:20:38,928
The others are over there.
473
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:41,639
They're doing Tai Chi. Capoeira.
474
00:20:41,681 --> 00:20:43,349
Yeah, one of those martial arts.
475
00:20:43,391 --> 00:20:46,185
It's also very gentle.
476
00:20:46,227 --> 00:20:47,854
But, yeah. Anyways, it's very sacred
477
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:50,231
and we can't interrupt.
478
00:20:51,816 --> 00:20:53,568
- Is she okay?
- [FATIN] Oh, yeah.
479
00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:55,028
Just Leah.
480
00:20:55,069 --> 00:20:57,614
Honestly, though, do you
mind coming back for the log
481
00:20:57,655 --> 00:20:59,198
and helping us snare some birds?
482
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,617
Martha's not feeling up for the hunt.
483
00:21:00,658 --> 00:21:02,827
What's wrong with her? Is she okay?
484
00:21:04,621 --> 00:21:07,081
I mean, I don't want to be indiscreet,
485
00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:09,667
but it is spelled D-I-A-H-H, or...
486
00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:12,378
She's just fine. Just a stomachache.
487
00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:14,088
It's... [FART NOISE]
488
00:21:15,381 --> 00:21:17,383
[FATIN] So you'll come
with us, right? Yeah?
489
00:21:17,425 --> 00:21:18,927
I mean, you're terrible
with a slingshot,
490
00:21:18,968 --> 00:21:20,887
but I'd rather arm you than this nutjob.
491
00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:27,518
Yeah. Let's just get this over with.
492
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,938
It just keeps coming out.
Just keeps coming out.
493
00:21:29,979 --> 00:21:32,941
[AMBIENT MUSIC]
494
00:21:32,982 --> 00:21:36,527
♪ ♪
495
00:21:36,569 --> 00:21:39,530
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
496
00:21:39,572 --> 00:21:45,572
♪ ♪
497
00:22:11,354 --> 00:22:12,689
[TONI] Nailed it, right?
498
00:22:12,730 --> 00:22:14,065
We figured Dot's fucking classic,
499
00:22:14,107 --> 00:22:15,692
so we kept it simple, earthy.
500
00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:17,402
And I stuck some
little four-leaf clovers
501
00:22:17,443 --> 00:22:19,445
on there for luck.
502
00:22:19,487 --> 00:22:23,574
But... well, I mean, they're
not actual four-leaf clovers.
503
00:22:23,616 --> 00:22:25,702
I just split one of
the leaves to fake it.
504
00:22:25,743 --> 00:22:28,287
So, what do you think?
505
00:22:28,329 --> 00:22:31,457
Ladies, I do not have
time to be anything
506
00:22:31,499 --> 00:22:33,459
but straightforward here, all right?
507
00:22:33,501 --> 00:22:34,919
It's a no. Like an epic no.
508
00:22:34,961 --> 00:22:36,212
I said make a crown.
509
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:38,673
This... this is like a sad wreath.
510
00:22:38,715 --> 00:22:40,258
And if I saw it hanging
on somebody's door,
511
00:22:40,299 --> 00:22:43,219
I would say to myself, "Whoever
lives in there has given up."
512
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:45,805
Wow, Shelby.
513
00:22:45,847 --> 00:22:47,390
- I'm sorry.
- [SHELBY] It's fine, Martha.
514
00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:48,641
I'm just a little disappointed.
515
00:22:48,683 --> 00:22:51,060
Not in you, all right,
just the work, okay?
516
00:22:51,102 --> 00:22:52,437
And in Toni.
517
00:22:52,478 --> 00:22:54,689
Oh. Oh, okay.
518
00:22:54,731 --> 00:22:56,065
Here it comes. Drag me.
519
00:22:56,107 --> 00:22:57,692
[SHELBY] Babe, you know
my taste better than this.
520
00:22:57,734 --> 00:22:59,235
Would it kill you to add some color?
521
00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:01,654
Blossoms, berries,
anything to make it pop?
522
00:23:01,696 --> 00:23:05,074
Yeah. Heard, heard. I'll
take another crack at it.
523
00:23:05,116 --> 00:23:07,410
[SHELBY] Thank you. I
know I'm being tough.
524
00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:12,707
I just... I want this
to be amazing, okay?
525
00:23:12,749 --> 00:23:15,126
I know, Bee. I got
you. We'll come through.
526
00:23:19,213 --> 00:23:21,924
Are you like a clone?
527
00:23:21,966 --> 00:23:23,968
Seriously, like, are you even you?
528
00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:25,845
Because the Toni that I
know would have given her
529
00:23:25,887 --> 00:23:27,555
a roundhouse kick for that attitude.
530
00:23:27,597 --> 00:23:30,099
God, shut up. It's cute on her.
531
00:23:30,141 --> 00:23:32,143
Fucking sexy, actually.
532
00:23:32,185 --> 00:23:34,645
[MARTHA] Okay, ew. Stop it.
533
00:23:34,687 --> 00:23:36,064
Cringe.
534
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,359
Seriously, though.
535
00:23:40,401 --> 00:23:43,112
I'm really loving how
happy she's made you.
536
00:23:43,154 --> 00:23:48,743
And I've never seen you so mellow.
537
00:23:48,785 --> 00:23:50,828
Yeah. It's great.
538
00:23:51,871 --> 00:23:55,041
But also weird. Like, I don't know.
539
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:58,169
I've got, like, a real
faith in her or something.
540
00:23:58,211 --> 00:24:01,047
Like, there's no hiding and no secrets.
541
00:24:03,091 --> 00:24:06,928
Makes me feel sort
of safe, which is new.
542
00:24:21,192 --> 00:24:22,860
[RACHEL] Beach party
setup's looking good, okay?
543
00:24:22,902 --> 00:24:24,821
I set up the tikis already,
rigged up a little limbo game,
544
00:24:24,862 --> 00:24:27,281
and I probably shouldn't talk it up,
545
00:24:27,323 --> 00:24:30,118
but my sandcastle cake
is a fucking work of art.
546
00:24:30,159 --> 00:24:33,204
Hey, check it. I made a little mock-up.
547
00:24:33,246 --> 00:24:36,916
Three tiers, shells all
over, sparklers as toppers.
548
00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:38,709
Well, I'm sure it's stunning.
549
00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:39,919
And I cannot wait to see it.
550
00:24:39,961 --> 00:24:41,254
You know, the others need to take a page
551
00:24:41,295 --> 00:24:42,630
out of your playbook
'cause you're, like,
552
00:24:42,672 --> 00:24:44,674
the only person making
my life easier today.
553
00:24:44,715 --> 00:24:46,884
Yeah. Happy... happy to do that for you.
554
00:24:46,926 --> 00:24:48,970
[SHELBY] We might pull this off.
555
00:24:49,011 --> 00:24:51,347
Like, this might actually be magical.
556
00:24:51,973 --> 00:24:54,642
Friends, champagne,
557
00:24:54,684 --> 00:24:56,018
perfect weather, beautiful scenery...
558
00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:58,104
Just slow your fucking roll.
559
00:24:58,146 --> 00:25:00,857
Just maybe like don't get
so poetic about this island.
560
00:25:00,898 --> 00:25:03,151
It's not fucking paradise.
561
00:25:03,192 --> 00:25:05,528
Oh, God. Rachel, I'm so sorry.
562
00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:07,822
I did not mean to say that
this island was, like...
563
00:25:07,864 --> 00:25:10,324
or that I don't want to get
off this island because I...
564
00:25:10,366 --> 00:25:12,910
Rachel, that was just
incredibly thoughtless of me.
565
00:25:12,952 --> 00:25:14,579
- It's okay.
- No, it's not.
566
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:15,746
I shouldn't have even
tasked you with anything.
567
00:25:15,746 --> 00:25:18,583
- Is it too much? How are you?
- Shelby, it's fine. I'm fine.
568
00:25:18,624 --> 00:25:19,625
I'm cool.
569
00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:23,838
I'm just a little touchy
today, but I'm fine.
570
00:25:24,881 --> 00:25:26,299
Really.
571
00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:28,050
Like, really, you got to get out there
572
00:25:28,092 --> 00:25:31,888
and see my three-tier,
God-tier fucking masterpiece.
573
00:25:31,929 --> 00:25:33,764
I'm sure it's magnificent.
574
00:25:34,724 --> 00:25:35,766
Yeah.
575
00:25:35,808 --> 00:25:37,018
[JOSH] High-five.
576
00:25:37,059 --> 00:25:39,270
Well, it's more of a low-five for me,
577
00:25:39,312 --> 00:25:40,855
but here's to the last one.
578
00:25:44,901 --> 00:25:46,569
Sorry I stayed up here, by the way.
579
00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:50,323
My claustrophobia... it's
probably the worst phobia.
580
00:25:50,364 --> 00:25:51,824
Well, there's xeno.
581
00:25:51,866 --> 00:25:54,160
Super glad I don't have that one.
582
00:25:54,202 --> 00:25:56,162
Oh, I am so sorry.
583
00:26:02,084 --> 00:26:05,046
[CHUCKLES]
584
00:26:05,087 --> 00:26:06,505
What do you think he'd rate it?
585
00:26:06,547 --> 00:26:08,674
[LAUGHING]
586
00:26:08,716 --> 00:26:12,136
Oh, a... seven.
587
00:26:12,178 --> 00:26:16,933
Yeah, like a level-seven
documentation regurgitation.
588
00:26:16,974 --> 00:26:19,018
Pretty good. That's pretty good.
589
00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,853
Thank you.
590
00:26:20,895 --> 00:26:23,940
Do you think Seth would
let me intern for Spillz?
591
00:26:23,981 --> 00:26:27,985
Man, I would do anything for that gig,
592
00:26:28,027 --> 00:26:29,695
except move to Chicago.
593
00:26:29,737 --> 00:26:33,074
My sinuses would not last
a day in that climate. I...
594
00:26:35,785 --> 00:26:36,994
Sorry.
595
00:26:41,374 --> 00:26:42,959
Sorry, I don't mean to talk so much.
596
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,711
I... I know it's a lot.
597
00:26:45,753 --> 00:26:48,798
Yeah, maybe. No offense.
598
00:26:52,176 --> 00:26:54,845
I didn't say much at all
till I was seven actually.
599
00:26:54,887 --> 00:26:59,058
I had this lisp that I felt weird about.
600
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,687
Once it went away, I guess I
sort of made up for lost time.
601
00:27:03,646 --> 00:27:06,732
Once at dinner, my dad goes to my mom,
602
00:27:06,774 --> 00:27:07,942
"I'm beginning to regret
603
00:27:07,984 --> 00:27:11,404
spending all that money on Dr. Brimmer."
604
00:27:11,445 --> 00:27:13,739
The speech therapist.
605
00:27:15,241 --> 00:27:17,785
Man, that's tough.
606
00:27:17,827 --> 00:27:21,914
They are tough. That is their thing. Ha.
607
00:27:21,956 --> 00:27:24,417
Which worked on my brother and sister,
608
00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:27,253
who were basically superhumans.
609
00:27:27,295 --> 00:27:29,797
Like, they are crazy popular.
610
00:27:29,839 --> 00:27:31,549
They played volleyball at USC.
611
00:27:31,590 --> 00:27:33,259
And they both do modeling
612
00:27:33,301 --> 00:27:35,970
for a sustainable orthodontics company.
613
00:27:36,012 --> 00:27:38,222
[LAUGHING]
614
00:27:38,264 --> 00:27:42,518
Meanwhile, I'm over here
615
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,188
with not a huge ton of friends
616
00:27:46,230 --> 00:27:51,444
and a propensity to get stress hives.
617
00:27:51,485 --> 00:27:54,947
That's why they sent me
on this retreat actually,
618
00:27:54,989 --> 00:27:58,617
to be less like that.
619
00:28:01,495 --> 00:28:03,873
"Learn a little grit," my mom said.
620
00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:07,335
Maybe it's working.
621
00:28:09,503 --> 00:28:10,880
You think?
622
00:28:10,921 --> 00:28:12,631
You're surviving.
623
00:28:14,383 --> 00:28:16,469
Making friends.
624
00:28:20,056 --> 00:28:22,183
[KIRIN] San Diego!
625
00:28:22,224 --> 00:28:24,643
Come on, boys. Let's make us a trap.
626
00:28:24,685 --> 00:28:25,895
- [SCOTTY] Let's get into it.
- [SETH] All right!
627
00:28:25,936 --> 00:28:28,105
Let's get to work.
628
00:28:28,147 --> 00:28:29,774
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
629
00:28:29,815 --> 00:28:31,359
- [BOY] Can you get me a rope?
- [BOY] Yeah.
630
00:28:32,902 --> 00:28:34,487
[SETH] Two more here.
631
00:28:34,528 --> 00:28:36,864
[RAF] Two down here, at least two.
632
00:28:36,906 --> 00:28:39,283
[BO] Just checking. You need any more?
633
00:28:39,325 --> 00:28:41,243
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
634
00:28:41,285 --> 00:28:46,874
♪ ♪
635
00:28:54,215 --> 00:28:56,384
You guys think we could
all put our hands in
636
00:28:56,425 --> 00:28:59,303
and do that shout again?
637
00:28:59,345 --> 00:29:01,514
- What? I liked it.
- No.
638
00:29:01,555 --> 00:29:02,848
Now that we're on ground zero,
639
00:29:02,890 --> 00:29:05,768
we have to be as stealthy
as the jag we're hunting.
640
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,146
Shh.
641
00:29:09,188 --> 00:29:12,108
[ALL] Surprise!
642
00:29:12,149 --> 00:29:13,317
Yeah!
643
00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:15,528
[DOT] I hate you.
644
00:29:15,569 --> 00:29:19,073
- All of you.
- We love you too, Dorothy.
645
00:29:19,115 --> 00:29:21,450
[DOT] Well, not that
I didn't see it coming,
646
00:29:21,492 --> 00:29:24,412
because you have a shit-ass poker face.
647
00:29:24,453 --> 00:29:26,622
Okay, so I'm not a smooth person.
648
00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:28,499
Moving on.
649
00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:32,711
[BOTH] You are a
hard-ass working queen.
650
00:29:34,630 --> 00:29:35,840
[SHELBY] And...
651
00:29:35,881 --> 00:29:37,550
[HUMMING]
652
00:29:37,591 --> 00:29:39,093
[RACHEL] Retired.
653
00:29:39,135 --> 00:29:40,761
[LIGHT LAUGHTER]
654
00:29:40,803 --> 00:29:42,930
Oh, my God. You...
655
00:29:42,972 --> 00:29:44,974
Fatin might have been the leak,
656
00:29:45,015 --> 00:29:47,435
but I know you were behind this.
657
00:29:51,564 --> 00:29:53,065
[RACHEL] All right. Enough of that.
658
00:29:53,107 --> 00:29:54,358
Let's get this party started!
659
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,069
[CHEERING]
660
00:29:57,111 --> 00:29:58,904
[SINGER] ♪ Clap, clap, slow clap ♪
661
00:29:58,946 --> 00:30:01,490
♪ Been the champion, rang the bell ♪
662
00:30:01,532 --> 00:30:03,909
♪ Rocked the bottom, been through hell ♪
663
00:30:03,951 --> 00:30:06,704
♪ Climbed the mountain, now I'm well ♪
664
00:30:06,745 --> 00:30:08,747
♪ I just feel like
coming back for the belt ♪
665
00:30:08,789 --> 00:30:10,207
♪ I've been slipping and slipping ♪
666
00:30:10,249 --> 00:30:11,542
♪ But now I'm back for double-dipping ♪
667
00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:12,585
♪ Who am I kidding? I'm winning ♪
668
00:30:12,626 --> 00:30:14,378
♪ My gentleman is for myself ♪
669
00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:17,047
♪ I'm throwin' a Hail
Mary to no one else ♪
670
00:30:17,089 --> 00:30:19,008
♪ That's why I'm cheering for myself ♪
671
00:30:19,049 --> 00:30:22,136
♪ Come on, clap, clap,
clap, clap, clap, clap ♪
672
00:30:22,178 --> 00:30:24,638
♪ Clap, de-clap,
de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪
673
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,224
♪ Walk into the room
like a boss, slow clap ♪
674
00:30:27,266 --> 00:30:29,768
♪ Putting on a little
extra sauce, slow clap ♪
675
00:30:29,810 --> 00:30:32,480
♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪
676
00:30:32,521 --> 00:30:35,024
♪ Clap, de-clap,
de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪
677
00:30:35,065 --> 00:30:37,526
♪ Sidestepping people
down the hall, slow clap ♪
678
00:30:37,568 --> 00:30:40,446
♪ Winter, spring or summer,
or the fall, slow clap ♪
679
00:30:40,488 --> 00:30:42,865
♪ I don't wanna go to
the back of the line ♪
680
00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:45,367
♪ No, no, I put in my time ♪
681
00:30:45,409 --> 00:30:48,162
♪ From the garage to
the penthouse, girls ♪
682
00:30:48,204 --> 00:30:50,498
♪ Underdog to the top of the world ♪
683
00:30:50,539 --> 00:30:53,042
♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪
684
00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:55,753
♪ Clap, de-clap,
de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪
685
00:30:55,794 --> 00:30:58,047
♪ Walk into the room
like a boss, slow clap ♪
686
00:30:58,088 --> 00:31:00,716
♪ Puttin' on a little
extra sauce, slow clap ♪
687
00:31:00,758 --> 00:31:03,302
♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪
688
00:31:03,344 --> 00:31:05,930
♪ Clap, de-clap,
de-clap, clap, slow clap ♪
689
00:31:05,971 --> 00:31:08,724
♪ Sidestepping people down
the hall, slow clap ♪♪
690
00:31:10,768 --> 00:31:12,520
[DOT] Listen, um...
691
00:31:12,561 --> 00:31:15,356
[SMALL LAUGH] With
what I'm about to say,
692
00:31:15,397 --> 00:31:19,443
just know that the bar
is really low, but...
693
00:31:21,570 --> 00:31:24,490
This is the best birthday
that I've ever had.
694
00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:31,413
[MARTHA LAUGHS]
695
00:31:31,455 --> 00:31:34,667
My best birthday was two years ago,
696
00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:37,253
and Toni snuck us into a casino.
697
00:31:37,294 --> 00:31:38,587
[TONI] Yeah. Oh, yeah.
698
00:31:38,629 --> 00:31:40,965
Marty over here wanted to
go see those nerdy magicians.
699
00:31:41,006 --> 00:31:42,466
[MARTHA] It was Penn and Teller,
700
00:31:42,508 --> 00:31:43,634
and they're illusionists.
701
00:31:43,676 --> 00:31:45,135
[TONI] Okay, I was the illusionist,
702
00:31:45,177 --> 00:31:47,096
sliding us past that asshole bouncer.
703
00:31:47,137 --> 00:31:48,764
[SHELBY] Well, as
memorable as that sounds,
704
00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:50,599
my sweet 16 had you beat.
705
00:31:50,641 --> 00:31:52,017
It was a "Great Gatsby" theme.
706
00:31:52,059 --> 00:31:54,895
And we actually rented like an old car.
707
00:31:54,937 --> 00:31:56,647
And the best part was
when my dad surprised me
708
00:31:56,689 --> 00:32:00,317
with a birthday video
from none other than...
709
00:32:01,235 --> 00:32:03,320
Joel Scott Osteen.
710
00:32:03,362 --> 00:32:05,781
I... [LAUGHS]
711
00:32:07,283 --> 00:32:10,119
What? That was... It
was good. I loved it.
712
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,038
[LAUGHTER]
713
00:32:14,748 --> 00:32:20,337
This just, like, kind of reminds me...
714
00:32:25,759 --> 00:32:30,264
That I only have one birthday
to celebrate from now on.
715
00:32:37,438 --> 00:32:38,856
Not two.
716
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,280
So fuck all your birthdays.
717
00:32:46,322 --> 00:32:49,283
[SOMBER MUSIC]
718
00:32:49,325 --> 00:32:55,325
♪ ♪
719
00:32:59,918 --> 00:33:01,211
I got this.
720
00:33:01,253 --> 00:33:02,921
- Dot, no.
- [DOT] What?
721
00:33:02,963 --> 00:33:07,468
[SHELBY] Maybe you should,
like, just act your age for once.
722
00:33:07,509 --> 00:33:10,179
Well, I'm actually an adult now, so...
723
00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:12,431
[LEAH] Okay. Then don't act your age.
724
00:33:12,473 --> 00:33:15,559
That's our real gift to you.
725
00:33:15,601 --> 00:33:19,521
You're retired, honey,
just like Barbara.
726
00:33:20,773 --> 00:33:22,733
Let me take this one, all right?
727
00:33:28,656 --> 00:33:31,700
[HENRY] This isn't gonna work.
728
00:33:31,742 --> 00:33:35,204
Man, why would you say
that? You pitched the trap.
729
00:33:35,245 --> 00:33:37,247
[SETH] Yeah, Hen, don't relapse on me.
730
00:33:37,289 --> 00:33:38,832
[HENRY] I'm not saying we're gonna die.
731
00:33:38,874 --> 00:33:40,876
I just think we'll have to pivot.
732
00:33:40,918 --> 00:33:43,796
Statistically speaking,
first plans never work.
733
00:33:43,837 --> 00:33:46,382
Have you ever seen the
early drafts of "Bugs Bunny,"
734
00:33:46,423 --> 00:33:47,966
as sketched by the original artist?
735
00:33:48,008 --> 00:33:50,511
[KIRIN] Oh, yeah.
736
00:33:50,552 --> 00:33:51,637
Yes, I have.
737
00:33:54,390 --> 00:33:55,891
You have?
738
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:57,851
No, shithead. I was fucking with you.
739
00:33:57,893 --> 00:33:59,228
Why would I have seen that?
740
00:34:01,271 --> 00:34:04,650
Anyway, they're horrifying.
741
00:34:04,692 --> 00:34:07,653
Bugs looks like a DMT hallucination.
742
00:34:09,321 --> 00:34:11,115
[JAGUAR GROWLS]
743
00:34:11,156 --> 00:34:14,118
[EERIE MUSIC]
744
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:20,159
♪ ♪
745
00:34:23,627 --> 00:34:27,047
[PUNCHY MUSIC]
746
00:34:27,089 --> 00:34:33,089
♪ ♪
747
00:34:46,191 --> 00:34:49,528
[JAGUAR GROWLS]
748
00:34:50,028 --> 00:34:52,322
It's still alive. [JAGUAR GROWLS]
749
00:34:56,702 --> 00:34:58,662
[GROWLS, SNARLS]
750
00:34:58,704 --> 00:35:01,373
Fuck. It's rearing back.
It's gonna fucking get out.
751
00:35:01,415 --> 00:35:03,292
Ivan, throw it to me!
752
00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:05,419
[JAGUAR GROWLING]
753
00:35:06,962 --> 00:35:08,797
- [GRUNTING]
- [SNARLING]
754
00:35:08,839 --> 00:35:10,966
- Aah!
- [WEAKER GROWL]
755
00:35:11,967 --> 00:35:13,761
- Aah!
- [WEAK GROWL]
756
00:35:15,888 --> 00:35:18,515
[SNARLING]
757
00:35:21,727 --> 00:35:23,604
Uhh!
758
00:35:23,645 --> 00:35:26,648
[JAGUAR QUIETS DOWN]
759
00:35:32,988 --> 00:35:35,866
[PANTING]
760
00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:47,961
[WHOOPING, LAUGHING]
761
00:35:53,342 --> 00:35:55,844
[KIRIN TRILLS]
762
00:35:55,886 --> 00:35:59,807
[OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]
763
00:35:59,848 --> 00:36:01,517
[GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY] Ooh ooh ooh ooh,
764
00:36:01,558 --> 00:36:03,602
ah ah ah ah,
765
00:36:03,644 --> 00:36:04,978
ooh ooh ooh ooh,
766
00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:06,480
ah ah ah ah,
767
00:36:06,522 --> 00:36:07,940
ooh ooh ooh ooh,
768
00:36:07,981 --> 00:36:09,358
[FASTER] ah ah ah ah,
769
00:36:09,399 --> 00:36:11,568
ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah,
770
00:36:11,610 --> 00:36:13,821
ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah,
771
00:36:13,862 --> 00:36:17,199
Aaaaah!
772
00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:20,494
[ALL SCREAM]
773
00:36:21,954 --> 00:36:24,081
- [LAUGHING]
- Yea-ea-ah!
774
00:36:24,122 --> 00:36:27,000
[CHATTER, LAUGHTER, WHOOPING]
775
00:36:27,042 --> 00:36:29,169
[TRILLING, WHOOPING]
776
00:36:29,211 --> 00:36:31,588
[MAKING VARIOUS SOUNDS]
777
00:36:31,630 --> 00:36:36,009
[LAUGHTER, CHATTER]
778
00:36:36,051 --> 00:36:38,178
Ha ha ha. Oh, man.
779
00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:41,557
Just whole DNA lacking rhythm.
780
00:36:41,598 --> 00:36:45,352
I mean, that boy look like he
dancing for KitKot, not TikTok.
781
00:36:49,398 --> 00:36:54,486
Hey, I just want to say, you know,
782
00:36:54,528 --> 00:36:56,029
you really held it down at the bunker.
783
00:36:56,071 --> 00:36:58,615
[IVAN] Hmm, while you ran.
784
00:36:58,657 --> 00:37:01,159
- How virile of you.
- I had to.
785
00:37:01,201 --> 00:37:03,328
One of us always dies in that scenario.
786
00:37:03,370 --> 00:37:05,205
Wasn't gonna be me.
787
00:37:05,247 --> 00:37:08,125
[CHUCKLING]
788
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,793
Look, I know it's your
style, but you can't
789
00:37:09,835 --> 00:37:13,505
just joke your way back to
congeniality with me, okay?
790
00:37:13,547 --> 00:37:17,259
I need, like, a reckoning.
791
00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:19,469
Look, man, I was
getting there, all right?
792
00:37:21,972 --> 00:37:24,683
It's... it's my bad about earlier,
793
00:37:24,725 --> 00:37:26,560
all that shit I said.
794
00:37:28,103 --> 00:37:29,730
I was out of line.
795
00:37:31,189 --> 00:37:33,191
You know, I don't even...
796
00:37:33,233 --> 00:37:34,902
I don't know where it comes from
797
00:37:34,943 --> 00:37:40,866
or, like, why I feel
like that, but... sorry.
798
00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:50,375
We're cool.
799
00:37:52,961 --> 00:37:55,505
[SCOTTY] Oh. Oh!
800
00:37:55,547 --> 00:37:57,507
- Okay. Hey.
- Okay, okay.
801
00:37:57,549 --> 00:37:59,384
Wakanda forever, my brother.
802
00:37:59,426 --> 00:38:02,262
[KIRIN] I am the Jag Slayer!
803
00:38:02,304 --> 00:38:07,184
I am gladiator!
804
00:38:07,225 --> 00:38:08,602
[IVAN] Oh, no.
805
00:38:08,644 --> 00:38:11,480
I'm not letting him steal
all the shine for this.
806
00:38:11,521 --> 00:38:14,191
- Go get it.
- [KIRIN] Take me northward!
807
00:38:14,232 --> 00:38:15,442
[BO] Yeah, yeah, lift him.
808
00:38:15,484 --> 00:38:17,110
[KIRIN] I said...
809
00:38:17,152 --> 00:38:19,446
Big boy, here ya go!
810
00:38:19,488 --> 00:38:21,198
- [LAUGHTER]
- [YELLING]
811
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,367
[IVAN] Yes, Warrior O'Connor.
812
00:38:23,408 --> 00:38:25,452
Yes, you may have dealt the final blow,
813
00:38:25,494 --> 00:38:28,205
but what is a knight without his steel?
814
00:38:28,246 --> 00:38:31,375
If not for my weaponry excellence,
815
00:38:31,416 --> 00:38:32,960
what the fuck then?
816
00:38:33,001 --> 00:38:35,963
Is not the real hero of the hour...
817
00:38:36,004 --> 00:38:37,631
Okay, where is she?
818
00:38:37,673 --> 00:38:40,509
Your spear is in there.
819
00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:42,010
It was pretty gross.
820
00:38:44,513 --> 00:38:47,057
[IVAN] Excalibur died for us.
821
00:38:47,099 --> 00:38:50,894
She made the ultimate sacrifice!
822
00:38:50,936 --> 00:38:52,396
We put her through...
823
00:38:52,437 --> 00:38:54,064
You should be up on some shoulders,
824
00:38:54,106 --> 00:38:55,148
getting the Gatorade bath.
825
00:38:55,190 --> 00:38:56,900
Oh, nah.
826
00:38:56,942 --> 00:38:59,945
- [IVAN] We tossed her in.
- [GROWLS]
827
00:38:59,987 --> 00:39:02,614
[RAF] Come on. You basically
put this whole thing together.
828
00:39:02,656 --> 00:39:05,534
"Yes, and" style.
829
00:39:05,575 --> 00:39:07,411
Hey.
830
00:39:07,452 --> 00:39:09,454
- This...
- [LAUGHS]
831
00:39:09,496 --> 00:39:11,164
This is all you, man.
832
00:39:12,749 --> 00:39:14,459
No, no.
833
00:39:14,501 --> 00:39:17,838
[RAF] Hey, while we're
spreading the glory around,
834
00:39:17,879 --> 00:39:20,882
give it up to the guy
who kind of got us going.
835
00:39:20,924 --> 00:39:25,053
The man with a plan,
Seth "Spillz" Novak.
836
00:39:25,095 --> 00:39:26,847
- [CHEERS]
- [RAF] Yes!
837
00:39:26,888 --> 00:39:29,057
[WHOOPING]
838
00:39:29,099 --> 00:39:31,935
[JOSH] Speech, speech!
839
00:39:31,977 --> 00:39:33,562
No, no, no.
840
00:39:33,603 --> 00:39:36,481
No... okay, okay.
841
00:39:36,523 --> 00:39:39,526
I might have a tight five in me. Uh...
842
00:39:39,568 --> 00:39:41,028
How is everybody doing tonight?
843
00:39:41,069 --> 00:39:42,904
- [CHEERS]
- [JOSH] We are good!
844
00:39:42,946 --> 00:39:45,198
[SETH] Hey, is anyone here on a date?
845
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:48,493
How about any newlyweds in the
audience, recently married? No? Okay.
846
00:39:48,535 --> 00:39:49,953
And castaways?
847
00:39:49,995 --> 00:39:52,372
Anyone here stranded on
a deserted fucking island?
848
00:39:52,414 --> 00:39:53,582
- [CHEERS]
- [RAF] Yes!
849
00:39:53,623 --> 00:39:54,916
[IVAN] All of us!
850
00:39:54,958 --> 00:39:57,294
[SETH] You know, I... I
vividly remember the day
851
00:39:57,335 --> 00:40:00,297
that I met each of you.
852
00:40:00,338 --> 00:40:02,132
Not that there's anything
particularly special
853
00:40:02,174 --> 00:40:04,801
about any of you, but because
who could possibly forget
854
00:40:04,843 --> 00:40:08,430
a catastrophic fucking plane crash?
855
00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:12,309
No, but seriously, you...
856
00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:15,854
you all left big
impressions on me that day.
857
00:40:17,272 --> 00:40:19,149
I remember Scotty and Bo,
858
00:40:19,191 --> 00:40:22,069
so clearly each other's ride-or-die.
859
00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:24,071
I bet you didn't think
that "die" would be
860
00:40:24,112 --> 00:40:25,572
a literal possibility, huh?
861
00:40:25,614 --> 00:40:28,366
- No. No, I didn't.
- [SETH] No? Okay.
862
00:40:28,408 --> 00:40:31,787
I remember Ivan with his sick loafers.
863
00:40:31,828 --> 00:40:33,914
And, look, I know that
they're worse for wear,
864
00:40:33,955 --> 00:40:36,708
but maybe I can borrow 'em one day.
865
00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:39,294
- We'll talk.
- [SETH] We will. We'll talk.
866
00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:42,756
Josh, who after, like,
half an hour of knowing him,
867
00:40:42,798 --> 00:40:46,051
had already offered me,
like, six homeopathic remedies
868
00:40:46,093 --> 00:40:48,762
and a Schedule II drug.
869
00:40:48,804 --> 00:40:50,430
Nice.
870
00:40:50,472 --> 00:40:53,141
And I don't remember Henry
'cause I don't have to.
871
00:40:53,183 --> 00:40:56,728
- [HOWLS]
- [SETH] Okay?
872
00:40:56,770 --> 00:40:59,689
And Kirin, who I first wrote off
873
00:40:59,731 --> 00:41:02,984
as a juicehead asshole.
874
00:41:03,026 --> 00:41:05,403
Seriously, man, when are you
gonna change my mind on that?
875
00:41:05,445 --> 00:41:06,905
- [LAUGHTER]
- Oh!
876
00:41:06,947 --> 00:41:09,324
Spillz, you little piss-ant. Fuck you.
877
00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:11,409
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Please don't hurt me.
878
00:41:11,451 --> 00:41:13,203
Please, sit down.
879
00:41:13,245 --> 00:41:14,454
No, seriously,
880
00:41:14,496 --> 00:41:18,333
without your "act first,
think later" attitude,
881
00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:20,919
I mean, you've helped
us more than once, man.
882
00:41:20,961 --> 00:41:23,964
So, respect.
883
00:41:27,092 --> 00:41:28,552
And then, there's Raf.
884
00:41:28,593 --> 00:41:32,389
You know, there's no joke
here, man, there's no punchline.
885
00:41:32,430 --> 00:41:35,392
We stared down some dark
shit together that first day,
886
00:41:35,433 --> 00:41:40,897
and... I don't know if
it's man-of-few-words thing,
887
00:41:40,939 --> 00:41:45,986
but you have this calm about
you that saved my sanity.
888
00:41:47,696 --> 00:41:48,947
[CLEARS THROAT]
889
00:41:48,989 --> 00:41:51,908
Fuck. We were strangers.
890
00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:54,119
We were strangers who came together.
891
00:41:54,161 --> 00:41:56,538
And, what did we fucking do?!
892
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,665
We were strangers who came together
893
00:41:58,707 --> 00:42:02,836
and we killed a motherfucking jag!
894
00:42:02,878 --> 00:42:06,047
[CHEERING]
895
00:42:06,089 --> 00:42:08,675
[SCREAMING]
896
00:42:08,717 --> 00:42:10,385
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
897
00:42:10,427 --> 00:42:12,220
Nice shit, bruh.
898
00:42:16,016 --> 00:42:18,560
- Whoo!
- Oh!
899
00:42:18,602 --> 00:42:20,061
[LAUGHTER]
900
00:42:20,103 --> 00:42:22,314
[KIRIN] Nuclear pantsing, dawg!
901
00:42:22,355 --> 00:42:26,276
[LAUGHTER]
902
00:42:28,904 --> 00:42:31,364
[KIRIN] Nuclear pantsing!
903
00:42:31,406 --> 00:42:34,284
What the fuck, man?
904
00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:37,913
[KIRIN] Oh... oh, wait...
905
00:42:37,954 --> 00:42:40,832
Aw, boo!
906
00:42:40,874 --> 00:42:43,627
- [BOOING]
- [JOSH] Come back!
907
00:42:43,668 --> 00:42:46,588
Aw, come on, fuckers. Let's drink!
908
00:42:50,008 --> 00:42:51,051
Whoo!
909
00:43:07,108 --> 00:43:10,570
It won't go away.
910
00:43:10,612 --> 00:43:13,490
The pain?
911
00:43:16,368 --> 00:43:18,870
I understand.
912
00:43:29,965 --> 00:43:33,385
My best friend...
913
00:43:33,426 --> 00:43:36,304
killed herself last year.
914
00:43:41,977 --> 00:43:46,731
I know that blame is hard
to put on one person...
915
00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:50,110
But I deserve a lot of it.
916
00:43:55,198 --> 00:43:57,033
I kissed her.
917
00:43:59,035 --> 00:44:01,913
But when her parents found out,
918
00:44:01,955 --> 00:44:05,875
I told them it was the other way around.
919
00:44:05,917 --> 00:44:10,964
Got everyone to believe
that she was wrong, sick.
920
00:44:13,049 --> 00:44:15,844
I got her believing it too.
921
00:44:21,141 --> 00:44:24,686
The guilt.
922
00:44:24,728 --> 00:44:27,605
The shame I felt.
923
00:44:30,025 --> 00:44:34,321
Sometimes I even
wanted to... follow her.
924
00:44:40,201 --> 00:44:42,120
What was her name?
925
00:44:44,539 --> 00:44:46,249
Becca.
926
00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:51,421
And how did you, like, pull
yourself up and out of that?
927
00:44:56,676 --> 00:45:00,972
Dear Lord, you are my
shield, my defender.
928
00:45:01,014 --> 00:45:03,975
You're my healing, my provider.
929
00:45:04,017 --> 00:45:05,101
You're my peace.
930
00:45:05,143 --> 00:45:07,520
You're my joy, my
wisdom, and my strength.
931
00:45:07,562 --> 00:45:10,565
You are the glory and the one
who will lift my head high.
932
00:45:13,401 --> 00:45:15,862
It was my faith.
933
00:45:15,904 --> 00:45:18,782
And just holding on to those words:
934
00:45:18,823 --> 00:45:21,284
"Dear Lord, you are my shield,
my defender," the whole thing.
935
00:45:21,326 --> 00:45:23,828
Just over and over again, like a mantra.
936
00:45:23,870 --> 00:45:27,040
Just sort of made me feel steady.
937
00:45:28,416 --> 00:45:31,044
Until one day, I actually was.
938
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,386
Dear Lord.
939
00:45:39,427 --> 00:45:42,263
- You are my shield.
- You are my shield.
940
00:45:42,305 --> 00:45:44,391
- [SHELBY] My defender.
- My defender.
941
00:45:44,432 --> 00:45:45,850
- You're my peace.
- [RACHEL] You're my peace.
942
00:45:45,892 --> 00:45:47,977
- You're my joy.
- You're my joy.
943
00:45:48,019 --> 00:45:49,354
[SHELBY] My wisdom and my strength.
944
00:45:49,396 --> 00:45:51,022
My wisdom and my strength.
945
00:45:51,064 --> 00:45:53,108
- [SHELBY] You are the glory.
- You are the glory.
946
00:45:53,149 --> 00:45:55,193
And the one that will lift my head high.
947
00:45:55,235 --> 00:45:57,362
And the one that will lift my head high.
948
00:46:02,117 --> 00:46:03,118
Amen.
949
00:46:08,665 --> 00:46:09,749
Amen.
950
00:46:23,012 --> 00:46:26,015
[EXCITED CHATTER]
951
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,276
[JOSH] There he is!
952
00:46:36,317 --> 00:46:37,652
Oh.
953
00:46:37,694 --> 00:46:39,779
I was worried about you, man.
954
00:46:43,032 --> 00:46:47,829
Bro, you have just got to...
955
00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:52,417
you just got to, like,
not even let it get to you
956
00:46:52,459 --> 00:46:54,794
'cause that is how they win.
957
00:46:54,836 --> 00:46:59,257
Trust me. Ha. I know
exactly how you feel.
958
00:46:59,299 --> 00:47:04,137
Like, this one time, I
got pantsed by Chloe King
959
00:47:04,179 --> 00:47:07,640
during my sixth grade spelling bee. Ugh!
960
00:47:07,682 --> 00:47:09,184
It was like the exact same thing,
961
00:47:09,225 --> 00:47:11,895
except my underwear stayed up
962
00:47:11,936 --> 00:47:15,440
and I was spelling
"amnesty" at the time.
963
00:47:15,482 --> 00:47:18,359
Oh, and this isn't pantsing,
964
00:47:18,401 --> 00:47:22,030
but one time, my brother
made me lick the toilet seat.
965
00:47:22,071 --> 00:47:24,032
But not the top.
966
00:47:24,073 --> 00:47:25,408
The underside of the seat.
967
00:47:25,450 --> 00:47:26,451
Josh.
968
00:47:29,412 --> 00:47:33,208
Thank you, really.
969
00:47:33,249 --> 00:47:35,001
But I'm good.
970
00:47:42,759 --> 00:47:44,552
Anytime, man.
971
00:47:44,594 --> 00:47:47,180
[CHUCKLES]
972
00:47:47,222 --> 00:47:49,599
Except now,
973
00:47:49,641 --> 00:47:53,144
because bedtime.
974
00:47:53,186 --> 00:47:54,771
[CHUCKLES]
975
00:47:54,812 --> 00:47:57,440
Good night, Joshy. Ha.
976
00:47:57,482 --> 00:47:58,691
Ah.
977
00:47:58,733 --> 00:48:01,694
[CHATTER IN DISTANCE]
978
00:48:01,736 --> 00:48:04,697
[UNSETTLING MUSIC]
979
00:48:04,739 --> 00:48:07,116
♪ ♪
980
00:48:07,158 --> 00:48:09,786
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
981
00:48:14,707 --> 00:48:18,336
I wasn't there, you know?
982
00:48:18,378 --> 00:48:19,587
I was with the others,
983
00:48:19,629 --> 00:48:24,175
so, you know, this
is what I heard after.
984
00:48:26,427 --> 00:48:30,807
Keep going, please.
985
00:48:34,561 --> 00:48:38,815
I'm not supposed to tell anyone.
986
00:48:38,856 --> 00:48:42,735
But, I don't know.
987
00:48:42,777 --> 00:48:46,864
Sometimes I just...
988
00:48:46,906 --> 00:48:50,577
I want to say it out loud.
989
00:48:50,618 --> 00:48:52,453
I have to hear it out loud.
990
00:48:59,711 --> 00:49:01,087
He went to him.
991
00:49:05,717 --> 00:49:07,594
And he, uh...
992
00:49:09,429 --> 00:49:10,429
Raf.
993
00:49:18,771 --> 00:49:20,732
[WHISPERS] They're listening.
994
00:49:24,527 --> 00:49:26,362
[LEAH WHISPERING]
We'll find another way.
995
00:49:28,906 --> 00:49:31,159
I'll find another way.
996
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,579
[TENSE MUSIC]
997
00:49:34,621 --> 00:49:39,292
♪ ♪
998
00:49:39,334 --> 00:49:42,545
I'm actually too tired. Sorry.
999
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,467
[FABER] Whoa. Wait, what just happened?
1000
00:49:47,508 --> 00:49:49,594
She had him. She had
him on the threshold.
1001
00:49:49,636 --> 00:49:50,762
And she stopped him.
1002
00:49:50,803 --> 00:49:53,431
She fucking snaked us.
1003
00:49:53,473 --> 00:49:54,724
[FABER] I'll go intercept her.
1004
00:49:54,766 --> 00:49:56,184
I'll sit her back
down, and we'll regroup.
1005
00:49:56,225 --> 00:49:57,225
- No.
- No.
1006
00:50:03,441 --> 00:50:07,028
I hate seeing promising people.
1007
00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:10,823
Such a bitter pill when
they disappoint you.
1008
00:50:10,865 --> 00:50:13,826
[EERIE MUSIC]
1009
00:50:13,868 --> 00:50:16,537
♪ ♪
1010
00:50:16,579 --> 00:50:20,875
[DISTANT VOICES CHATTING]
1011
00:50:37,975 --> 00:50:39,477
Seth?
1012
00:50:39,519 --> 00:50:41,521
[SETH] Do you think I'm like you?
1013
00:50:41,562 --> 00:50:43,773
Do you think I'm like you?
1014
00:50:43,815 --> 00:50:45,775
- Do you think I'm like you?!
- What did I do?
1015
00:50:45,817 --> 00:50:47,610
[SETH] I'm nothing fucking like you!
1016
00:50:47,652 --> 00:50:50,613
I'm nothing fucking like you.
1017
00:50:50,655 --> 00:50:52,657
Nothing.
1018
00:50:52,699 --> 00:50:54,909
Nothing. Nothing.
1019
00:50:54,951 --> 00:50:59,122
[DISTANT SHOUT, CHATTER]
1020
00:50:59,163 --> 00:51:03,584
Don't. Don't you move!
1021
00:51:10,717 --> 00:51:13,720
[GRUNTING]
1022
00:51:19,308 --> 00:51:23,771
[GROANING]
1023
00:51:24,897 --> 00:51:28,985
I'm nothing like you,
I'm nothing like you.
1024
00:51:29,026 --> 00:51:32,739
I'm nothing... I'm
nothing fucking like you.
1025
00:51:32,780 --> 00:51:35,783
[SETH GRUNTING]
1026
00:51:37,827 --> 00:51:40,830
[EXCITED CHATTER IN DISTANCE]
1027
00:51:47,211 --> 00:51:50,173
[SINISTER MUSIC]
1028
00:51:50,214 --> 00:51:56,214
♪ ♪
1029
00:52:01,726 --> 00:52:07,726
[DARK CHORDS]
1030
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:13,000
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1031
00:53:53,254 --> 00:53:55,798
[CHILD] Beep, beep. Coming through.