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Rey, Rey!
Some people are born great.
Rah, rah, rah!
Some achieve greatness,
and others have greatness thrust upon them.
And then there's me.
I always saw my life
turning out a little different than it did.
Not better or worse. Just different.
Wade says there comes a time as a man
when you realize who you are.
And me?
I'm still working on it.
G'day, Rey.
Just the usual,
or would you like to try our rice paper roll today?
Um, ah, Just the usual.
Just the usual. One tuna sandwich coming up.
You don't know what you're missing.
Dad always said I could do anything I put my mind to.
Terry says, if you really want something,
put it in a Russian side headlock and choke it out.
That's what men do.
What a day to be alive.
I'm working on it.
Welcome to Photocopying Excellence.
In today's fast paced economy, you need to know that-
- Your paper is in the right hands.
Welcome to the world of Photocopying Excellence.
In today's fast paced business economy,
it's important to know that your paper is in the...
Rey. Psst, Rey.
Sorry to bother you.
I just wanna calm your fashion nerves, buddy.
- My- - Your fashion nerves.
For tonight. The bi-annual office party?
Yeah, um, I actually, I've got this.
That's awesome. Hey, listen.
I hear you, but also I feel you. That's more important.
Check these bad boys out.
Hey!
What're you thinkin'?
Do they scream Mana or what?
Hm? Mana, I-
- Mana!
Hi, boys. Are you excited for, ooh.
Are they for tonight?
They certainly are.
What do you reckon, Steph?
Oh, they are very intense.
Intense.
Yeah, intense.
- Yeah. - Thanks, Steph. Told ya.
Uh, I...
Hm?
Hm, thanks. I like-
- Yes, I knew you would, bro. We're gonna get it.
I'll, uh, I'll see you guys later.
Oh, actually, sorry boys.
Can we make sure that we fill out
our diversity and inclusiveness surveys?
- Mm. - I spoke about it
at the staff meeting, sent an email reminding you that the
- completion is compulsory. - Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Uh, yeah. Adversity and exclusiveness survey.
Yep, I'll have that on your desk by the morning.
Great, thank you, Wade. I'll see you guys later.
Bye, Steph.
- Rey! - Huh?
Hit the dance floor in this attire tonight,
and I'll guarantee you you're gonna kill it, all right?
Rey, focus. This is your moment.
Your Mana.
All right, I'll pick you up at five.
Very nice.
Ah, ah.
Oh, I'm good, thank you.
Now where is that little Latino?
Next stop, Spain.
Rico thinks he's the king of the dance floor.
Just when does the water delivery boy
get invited to our office party, Rey?
Rey, what're you doing sitting here?
I don't wanna lose my seat.
What d'you mean, you're sitting here wasting the suit, eh?
We gotta get your Mana on.
I just wanna tear it up with my boy.
Don't you wanna tear it up with your boy?
Look at him and his bloody posture.
Low body fat percentage.
He hasn't had a carbohydrate for four years.
Rey, what is it?
I can't dance, Wade.
Everyone can dance, Rey.
Not me.
- Hey. - Hey.
I wanna teach you to dance.
I...
Look at this guy. You're dancing tonight.
I have to look after the tank.
What?
The-
- The what? I can't...
- What are you talking about? - Linda wants me
- to look after her tank. - Linda does what...
You're talking, that's your problem.
- Wade- - Let's go.
Wade.
Rey, come here. It's just us, there's nobody here.
It's just us, come on.
Scratch that, Geoffrey's coming. Act natural.
What are you two boys doing down here, hm?
Just getting some fresh air.
Oh, right. Mind if I join you?
Actually, Geoffrey-
- That would be yep, yeah, please.
How good are chips?
They've got chicken ones in there. Fancy.
I just did a wee before, so.
Won't neat to go again for a while, so it's good.
Well, that's enough of me.
I'll see boys in there, okay?
The heck did he come from?
Rey, you're dancing tonight. You can do it.
We're gonna get your Mana on, bro.
- My- - Your Mana.
How long we known each other?
A long time.
Primary school, high school, present day.
We're gonna do this together, hey?
I've always had your back. Haven't I always had your back?
Yeah, but you ate my lunch.
That's beside the point.
We're here now, and I want you to dance.
Before we start, let me see what you're working with.
Ah.
Bro, come on. It's just us, nobody here.
Let's go.
Hey,
we can only go up from here, right?
I'ma teach you the basics.
And you're gonna do it right, trust me. Together.
Rey, Rey, focus. Eyes.
Step, together, step, together.
Step, together. That's it.
Ah, yeah. You can lean back.
Aw, hey, yeah?
Uh, uh, uh. All right, cool, cool, cool.
Surf, surf, go low. Boom.
There we go, there you, yep, crouching tiger.
Move your weight. There.
Down, down. You look like a bird.
Down there, arms down, here we go. Here we go, bruh.
Hit a wave. Hit a wave, Rey.
There we go. Boom.
I can't, I-
- Yes you can, come on.
We be hanging. We be hanging, Rey.
There we go, there, yeah. That's close.
All right, and in case a slow jam comes...
Dude, we don't have much time.
Case the slow jam comes on.
You stay in close, all right?
You, uh, I want you to lead,
but at the same time be respectful.
Just keep your hands here.
She'll put her hands up here.
- Should we- - Shh, just relax, just relax.
It'll happen. Same thing, two step.
Eyes up, eyes up. Keep your eyes up.
There you go, you feel that?
- Yeah. - Relax.
How'd that feel?
It, uh, felt nice.
Nice?
You're ready.
So where'd you boys sneak off to?
Sorry, Steph, I can't talk tonight.
What do you mean?
It's happening.
What's, oh.
Oh.
Ooh.
Oh.
Those moves aren't from my arsenal.
Ah.
Yeah.
She's having a heart attack. Crew, call an ambulance!
Well, between Rodney propositioning the intern,
Preuss packing the punch, and Linda's heart attack,
it's fair to say
I have my work cut out for me Monday morning.
Well, it's better than last year's party.
Which one?
Um...
What will it be today?
Just the usual.
The fate of us all.
Morning, Rey, in every sense.
Sorry?
Sorry, they all thought you knew.
Last night, Linda passed away.
Myocardial infarction, nasty business.
They say it's easier when you know it's coming.
If only we had some sort of sign.
Anyway. You know, like they say, life goes on.
So congratulations, Rey, you're our new floor manager.
I, uh...
And wah.
You deserve it.
Don't worry, we'll get you your own printed up
the end of the financial year.
Until then, you're gonna have to make do.
Oh, actually, Rodney, I've-
got a pretty good thing going on here.
Good one, Rey. I needed that, mate.
I needed that. Ah.
Rey!
You wrestle, Rey?
- Uh, I- - Keep still.
I was telling Terry how, when you were little,
your dream was to become a wrestler.
Remember? You even had a name.
What was it? The Thunder Boy?
The Lightning Kid.
That's right.
You were so adorable.
Remember I made you a little cape?
Terry is a three-time wrestling champion.
'81, '82, and '85.
What happened in '83-'84, huh?
'83, civil war broke out in Zimbabwe.
'84, Apple released the Macintosh,
forever changing the tech industry.
I meant-
I know what you meant, Rey.
After securing back-to-back titles,
I started enjoying myself a little bit too much.
And one night I wrapped my car around a power pole.
Sorry. I, I didn't know.
- Why would you? - Well, that's enough for now.
I have run out of flesh colored paint.
So tell me, Rey, what are your plans for Valentine's Day?
I invited him to join us.
I didn't want him to be alone.
Oh, what businesses you have been alone?
Surely he's surrounded by attractive women on a daily basis.
Given your line of work, I mean.
Dunno what you mean.
Hmm, well, that's surprising.
I guess the photocopier business isn't as glamorous
as they make it out in the movies.
Terry is just teasing.
In all seriousness, though, Rey,
Morine mentioned you might need a few pointers.
Pointers? What kind of pointers?
The romantic kind.
Terry is quite talented in that department.
Actually, um, I-
- Before you make up your mind, Rey,
I want you to do something for me.
Look at me, Rey.
Now look at your mother.
Oh.
What do you see?
I'll tell you what I see.
I see one of the most intelligent,
thoughtful, caring,
sensual, provocative-
- Oh, Terry.
Arousing woman that's ever been my pleasure to meet.
Oh, not in front of Rey.
Not in front of Rey.
Sorry, Rey.
I guess I got a little carried away there.
But if I could, uh...
Rey?
I thought that went well for the most part.
I'm gonna need more flesh coloured paint than I thought.
Hello?
Hi.
Um, uh, just after staples.
Reception ran out and apparently picking up office supplies
falls within my job description.
Ah, do, do you, um,
do you know what, what size staples you're after?
No, although they, they gave me this
- so I can- - Oh, ah.
Oh, ah, ooh.
Ooh.
The Lexman 25A.
You know your staples.
With today's fast-paced business economy,
it's, it's important to know
that your staples are in the right hands.
Right. Uh, great.
Well, could I get maybe two cartons of the-
- Lexman 25- - Lexman 25As.
Yep. Uh, 25, 25.
22, 21, 20, 25.
Oh.
Thank you so much for your help.
Maybe I'll see you next time I come in, Linda.
Oh, I'm actually not. Uh, ah, damn it.
Come on.
I'm Rey.
That's 39.40, too.
Uh, damn it.
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- Morning, Rey. - Oh! Ah, Terry.
Is everything all right?
Yeah, yeah. I just wanted a quick word.
Uh, I can't. Maybe later.
Your mother wants us to spend some quality time
- together, Rey. - Yep.
It's, uh, it's important to her
that, uh, that we bond.
What, am I made of paternity tests over here?
You're the guy I come to to make this stuff go away.
No, I've been saying that since day dot,
and I don't know what we're arguing about, to be honest.
At the end of the day,
it's a matter of swings and roundabouts,
and I've been saying that, you know,
since the dawn of civilization, virtually.
You know-
- Welcome to the world
- of photocopying excellence. - They're your moves.
In today's fast-paced business-
- Sorry, just, just, just a second, just a second.
Hey, makes copies, yeah?
They all do, yeah.
I'll take two. Back of the truck, let's roll.
Well, you know, if she's so certain she can pay for it.
How's that feel?
With state of the art-
- Hang on a second. Hang on a second.
That's a great pitch, guy. I'm sold, I'm in.
Bring the truck around. Let's open the pod doors Hal.
I haven't done the-
- No, no, no, no, no, no. It's all down on the pamphlet.
I grabbed one on the way. And how much are they?
No, no, no, I'm talking to him.
What's your name?
- Rey. - I'm talking to Rey.
Rey Star, the Death Rey. Reymond.
Rey, it's printed right down at the bottom.
You're an expendable asset. I'm having some fun.
Listen, let...
No, no, no, I'm talking to you now. I'm not talking to Rey.
I'm saying, let's lock and load on this.
Let's get in the kill zone.
Of course I'm not saying I wanna whack her,
I'm saying I want it sorted out.
Let's have a round table discussion about it.
Any table, it doesn't have to be round.
I'm saying that...
So, bro, how's the new office?
Aww, cheer up, bro, it's Valentine's day.
Bro, what are you doing?
If I was gonna find my Mana,
I had to surround myself with it.
What is he doing out there?
People are gonna think he's a pervert.
That's it. I'm inviting him in.
Morine, he'll do this in his own time.
Rey.
Terry? Ah, I thought about your, your, uh, offer.
The romantic one.
Something has come up
and I think you can help me find my Mana.
I'm not quite sure what that is,
but I think I know just the thing.
Okay, Rey hasn't been himself at work lately, hey, boys?
I think this will be good for him.
I'm gonna go pick him up.
You hear that, boys? Rey isn't well,
so there will be no talk of Anika.
It's not our fault that she's in love with him.
Or that she wants his-
- Boys! That's enough.
Rey! Ah, still rocking the shirt.
You know Anika's gonna love that shirt.
Listen, we got a barbecue, we've got beers.
Mate, you'll be fine. Gonna be so late, man.
What are you, hey. Rey, I'm hungry, let's go.
I gotta change my shirt, Wade.
No, no, no, no. That shirt's the best bit, Rey.
- I told you Anika'd love it. - You look good.
Be good, boys.
You all right? Now let's go eat.
Whoo.
Pretty heavy for a little fella.
Nice shirt, Rey.
Couldn't find my other one.
Maybe Anika has it.
Kian!
Let's go, honey.
Here, bro, got you a bit of everything.
I hear congratulation are in order, Rey.
Rey got himself a promotion.
Whoa.
That's great.
It's nothing, it's-
- He's being modest.
Rey's working in a top office
with all the big boys, aren't you, Rey?
Hey, so that means you get more money, eh?
- Yeah. - Did I say that?
Yeah, it's private.
Wish your crush on Rey was private.
I don't like Rey.
I mean, I do.
Look where you're sitting.
You're practically on top of him.
- Ah. - Hey, give him some space.
Everybody raise your glasses
To Rey and his new promotion.
Moving up in the world, yeah.
- Rey! - Malo Rey!
Malo Rey!
Ooh.
He's my best friend, not yours.
I, um, I, I quit.
You what?
I quit.
What do you mean, you quit?
Look, Rey, I think it's really great-
- Anika.
You quit why?
Why? Because he sells photocopiers.
Lima, shut your mouth. It's your last warning.
- Yeah, be quiet. - You're in trouble now.
I talk too much, man.
Let's raise our glasses again.
To Rey and new beginnings.
May you find your Mana, whatever that may be.
Whatever that may be.
To new beginnings.
What team do you wanna be in?
Rey!
I'm shocked.
- Are you serious? - Me?
Rey!
Drew.
Wade.
Actually, sis, I'm gonna play on this team.
Wow. Wow.
Lima.
- Oh, spice, baby. - Matiu.
Yeah, it's a dream team, baby.
Dream team, baby, that's what it is.
Kian, how.
- Let's go- - Uh, good way, Kian.
- Ooh. - Man, shut up.
Oh yeah, is that how we gonna play it?
Well, stuff yous all, I'm gonna be the referee.
I want a nice, clean game. Ardi, I'm looking at you.
Nah, what did I do?
Just shut it! Shut your mouth!
Shut your teeth, and your face!
Your ears, your eyes, your nose.
Especially your nose.
Now this year we got Rey playing with us for the first time,
and he doesn't know the rules,
Doesn't have the game in his blood like we do.
So just take it easy on him, okay? Okay.
- Are you sniggering, Ardi? - Oh, no, no, I was just-
- Oh, are you hungry? Do you want a Snickers bar?
Sorry, uncle.
We all remember your first game, Ardi.
Yeah, yeah, I remember it.
You got the ball and ran the other way like a dumb ass.
But I was, I was four.
Yeah, like a dumb ass from Damascus.
Are you from Damascus?
Now let's get this on, 'cause we gon' get along.
Let's play.
- Yeah let's do this, come on. - I got this.
You know, I just wanted to say, Rey,
I think it's really brave what you did.
Quitting, I mean.
Thank you. Thank you, Anika.
No, but I mean it, Rey.
Not many people have the courage to quit
when they have nothing else going for them in life.
No? Come on, you ready?
Madeo, Madeo!
Oh, Wade.
Wade!
Wade, Wade, Wade!
Rey, stay with us!
- Rey, stay with us, Rey! - I'm sorry, Rey, I'm sorry.
I don't know what came over me.
I've been repressing a lot of like deep abandonment issues
since I found out that you left the office.
No, you found out two hours ago.
Well, we're both sensitive souls, aren't we?
We're both sensitive.
You know how emotional I get, right?
I think he's giving you the finger there.
That's 'cause it's broken.
Let's look at the positive. Think of it this way.
Anika was actually kinda turned off
by the screeches and the, the, the, the screams of agony.
We're almost there, Rey. We're almost there.
Rey, we're almost there.
Why don't you run it straight?
- Uncle, drive! - Run it straight.
Why did you run it straight? You didn't have to run it
- straight, Rey. - No, you didn't have to
- hit him with that. - I can't pull up, it's rugby.
No, you went for him.
If you run that straight, it's contact.
If he dies, this is all your fault.
I just couldn't pull up.
When the doctor comes, you better tell 'em it was you,
- you and your issues. - You know what,
- I own my mistakes. - Shh, shh.
Thank you, Ardi.
Quiet, quiet, these are doctors.
- Nah, man. - I can't, I can't-
- Doctors. - No, no Shh.
Good morning.
- Yeah. - Morning.
Who's the patient?
All right, let's have a look now.
Ah, sweet Hippocrates that's,
that really is something.
Holly? Yeah, okay, yeah.
Did, did he just...
Ah, man. I'll get to the bottom of this.
There something weird about this thing, man-
- Okay, let's have a look.
Which hand are we looking at?
Sorry?
Which, which hand? They both look pretty good to me.
Well, thank you.
Ah, you know, your hands are pretty-
Ah, it's my friend.
Linda.
Huh? Linda, what the-
- Rey? Is there something you're not telling us?
Rey? I guess that makes sense.
You look like a Rey more than a Linda.
Looks like a crybaby.
Should I have a look, then?
Ooh, how exactly did you manage to do this?
Yeah, about that, uh, listen. It happened real fast.
Rey here is the unfortunate victim
of suppressed abandonment issues.
I see. You know, you were right about those staples.
Lexman 25As.
Actually, I never got the-
Oh, god, oh, god.
Oh, oh, sweet Jesus.
- Come on, Rey, just breathe. - Sweet Jesus.
Isn't it ironic?
You know, if I didn't tackle you
and dislocate your finger, you wouldn't have,
uh, been able to be reunited with...
Shh.
Rey, she likes you, so go inside and ask her out.
Yeah, come on, Rey, you got this.
- Yeah, Rey, you got this. - Come on.
- You got this, man. - Go
- Come on, Rey. - Come on, Rey.
- You got this. Go. - You got this, Rey. Yeah.
That's my boy.
- Go Rey! - Yes!
- Let's go. - Let's go.
Yes, work that strut, Rey.
- Yeah, smooth, yeah, smooth. - Go get her, Rey.
- What? - What's he doing?
Come on, you can do it, Rey, you can do it.
What is he doing?
Maybe, maybe we should go move his legs.
- Bro, it is your friend. - I'm just saying.
Um, somebody get, push your ankles in.
Anyway, at least you started strong.
Rey, what the hell happened, dude?
I can't. I'm not ready.
Bro, you really gotta work on your Mana.
All right. Stupid.
Ah, Terry, are you sure about this?
Absolutely. Thanks again for this, Joe.
Ah, no problem, Terry.
You blokes were actually doing me a favour.
I'm staging a comeback.
A comeback?
Next Friday against the Mountain!
The Mountain? You sure, Joe?
He's a third your age and twice your size.
He's got a third of my experience and he's twice as slow.
All right. Well, let's get down to business.
The only business will be me kicking his ass!
Yeah, settle down, Joe.
You ready, Rey?
No.
Trial by fire.
And that fire is me.
Oh, come on, Rey.
Rey, you got this!
Joe. Take it easy, Joe.
- Come on, man! - Joe, get off him.
Get off him, Joe! Heel, Joe, heel!
Terry, Terry, help! Terry!
Ah! I can't breathe!
Now that was close.
- Yeah. - You all right?
Joe? Joe?
Ah.
Oh.
I'll get the car.
The doctor says it's just a case of mild concussion.
He'll be fine.
But, Joe, this does mean the comeback tour
may have to wait a little.
What for a bit of concussion?
I've had more concussions than I can re-
Anyway, if you think I'm gonna put my-
- All right, Joe, thanks.
Uh, Wade, would you help me get Joe back into the car?
Wow. You keep, how do I say this, eclectic company.
How's your hand? Spread your fingers.
Have you experienced any mobility issues?
Mobility?
Have you had any difficulty, say, holding a cup of coffee?
I actually, I drink my coffee with my left hand, so.
Would you maybe, uh-
- Like to-
- Grab a cup of coffee?
There you go.
Yeah, I would. Would tomorrow work, say five?
Yup.
Yeah.
Thank you.
- I- - Holly, someone
spilled coffee all over Mr. Berch's results.
Okay. I better get back to it.
I will, uh, see you tomorrow, Holly Hoffman.
Looking forward to it, Rey. Or is it Linda?
Ah, it, it's Rey.
Okay, well, this is somewhat awkward.
It appears the coroner and was a little premature
in declaring Linda dead.
Clearly she is not. Hey.
So, Rey, uh, as much as we'd love to have you back,
it won't be as the head of sales floor.
Okay.
And how does that make you feel, Rey?
Confused.
Confused?
Try waking up in a body bag,
then coming back to work and realizing
your office has been given away to someone else.
And how did that-
- How did that make you feel, Linda?
Claustrophobic and a little undervalued.
Of course. Maybe you should write this down, Steph.
I just wanna make one thing clear,
that this is in no way a race thing.
- Huh? - This is simply
a Linda not being dead thing.
Just out of curiosity though, Rey,
what, what's your background?
Like, are you Lebanese?
I think he's Maltese.
Indian, maybe.
No, he looks like he might be one of those,
- you know, those, um- - I think he's Maltese.
Maltese?
Mm.
Never heard of it.
- I- - I spent some time in Morocco
and he reminds me of a Moroccan pool boy that I once-
- I, I think it's a good time to wrap things up. Rodney?
Yes.
What was heaven like?
I didn't go to heaven.
Oh, oh. Oh.
Good to have you back, Rey.
What a waste.
I can't believe you live with that, Steph.
Have you ever tried to take
- a sneaky- - Oh, it's nice to see
that my sexual harassment workshop rubbed off.
What was that?
I don't know, rubbed off.
I remember when they used to look at me like that.
That was before you started working here. Whatever.
Ladies, Rey, Wade.
Rico.
Oh, what a beautiful bottom.
Congratulations, Rey, you did it.
Sorry?
I heard you quit.
Ah, didn't take.
Maybe next time?
Rice paper roll?
All right, Rey.
You wanna know what wrestling has to do with Mana?
See, wrestling's not just about strong men
flinging each other out the ring, Rey.
It's about presence, and charisma, and power,
all of which you lack severely.
Now, Rey, close your eyes and picture an animal.
What's the point in this?
Well, it's like when Mr. Miyagi
made Ralph Macchio paint his front fence.
Or when that little green fella convinced Luke Skywalker
that he was suffering dementia.
Ah.
The point will reveal itself in time.
Now. Now I want you to close your eyes, Rey.
What do you see?
Uh, an axolotl.
What now?
An uh, axa-, axal-.
Rey, I'm gonna make this simple.
I'm gonna call out an animal,
and you're gonna take that animal on.
Take it on?
You're gonna become that animal. You got it?
Now shut your eyes.
A dog.
Ruff.
Rough? Rough what?
Rough day? Rough childhood?
Come on, Rey, I'm gonna need more than that.
Ruff!
A bull.
Moo, moo!
A lion.
Roar!
A silverback.
That's it, Rey. Now I want you to yell at me.
Ah.
Come on, Rey.
Just shut up, shut up.
Come on, Rey! Give it to me, Rey!
Shut up! All right, everyone just shut up!
If I wanted a rice paper roll, I'd order one!
And I appreciate the effort that you've gone to,
but I'm not wearing that ridiculous suit!
And get off the phone and listen to the technical specs!
And pay for the damn paternity test!
And you.
If you wanna make love to my mother,
at least have to decency to wait until I've left the room.
Yes, Rey, now hit me!
Maybe that's what Mana feels like.
Sorry, Terry.
Ho, whoa!
That's it, Rey.
Did you feel it? The fire.
Yeah.
Here, end of today's lesson, Rey.
Hello, Holly Hoffman. It's Rey, Linda Rey.
Oh, actually it, it's just Rey.
Um, I'm just calling to let you know
that I'm really looking forward to seeing you.
Sorry about this.
I was meant to be working tonight,
but then Jeanie backed over a woman in a wheelchair
this morning when she arrived for work, so I'm on a double.
Is she okay?
Mm, I think so.
She only asked for the afternoon off, so.
No, I meant the woman in the, the-
- Oh, right. Yeah, she's fine.
The chair took the brunt of it. Happened just over there.
Anyway, you can pick the next place.
The, uh, tea room in my office is pretty nice.
Funny.
So you sell photocopiers.
Well, I did. Then I quit.
What do you do now?
I sell photocopiers.
Don't mind me.
So what made you want to be a nurse?
My mum.
When I was really young, she had leukemia.
It's funny, I don't remember much about her,
but what I do remember were the nurses
and just how amazing they were.
Even after, you know.
So the only thing I wanted to be was a nurse.
My dad died when I was young.
What happened?
He drowned. He was an opal diver.
Well, that's what my mom told me.
You do know that you don't dive for opals?
Yeah, I know.
So I didn't really know that many people in town
and, um, I was wondering.
There's this dance happening...
Sorry, I gotta take this.
What do you say, though?
About, the-
- The dance. It's on Friday.
I can, um, I can just text you the details.
I, yeah.
Okay.
Hot dog?
No thank you.
You're learning the flamenco, Rey?
One flamenco DVD coming right up.
And one rice paper roll.
Sorry, bro. I don't think I could teach you these moves.
But I think I know someone who can.
And, um, I like big people, and write down skinny people.
- Skinny people, too. - Yep.
- I think it says unsure- - I like fish and chips.
Wade?
- Make sure I like dogs. - Rey?
What are you...
Hi, Steph.
We were just in the neighbourhood
and I just thought I'd come and drop off my, uh,
diversity and exclusiveness survey.
Oh. Oh, no, that could have waited 'til Monday.
Yeah, but I knew how important this was to you,
so I thought I'd get it to you as soon as possible.
But, uh, Monday's fine.
No, no. No, it's okay, I'll take it now.
Thank you, Steph.
- Great. - Oh.
There is one more thing, though.
Rey, Wade.
Rico.
And why exactly do you think
I could teach Rey the flamenco, hm?
Because I am gay, or because I am of Spanish descent?
Spanish descent. Spanish...
Spanish descent mainly,
but I was thinking like 70/30.
You see that?
That there, that there is the passion,
and passion is the very heart of the flamenco dance.
Rey,.
I can see it in your eyes, Rey.
No, it is not the fire that you lack.
No, it is the confidence.
Take a seat.
Oh.
Ooh, you that good?
Alright
Wade.
Rico.
Mm?
Dah.
You see the difference, Rey?
You don't need me or anyone
to teach you how to do the flamenco.
No, you have everything you need right inside you.
But it is up to you to grab the bull by the horns.
Oh, whoa.
Bro, that's what I was trying to teach him.
Well, not the bull part, but, uh, the same gist.
You're all right, bro.
And how was your experience?
Hm?
Hey.
Damn it!
Stuff this.
You know, what is he thinking?
He's gonna get this girl? He'd better get this girl.
Give him my car.
the sacrifices I make.
Hey, Rey. It's it's me again, Holly.
Um, I'm still at the dance.
I hope everything's okay.
He just clocked on and sat there. He hasn't moved since.
Look at the way he's eating that sandwich.
Such sadness.
Mm, this is delicious.
What do you call this, doll?
Goulash.
Well, it tastes better than it sounds.
Rey?
Would you excuse us, love?
Rey and I have got some men stuff to attend to.
Is this the men stuff?
This is it, Rey.
G'day, Rey.
I just rang to see how the search for your Mana is going.
Also, we, we've gotta make a quick stop tomorrow.
I'll pick you up.
Um, it's Wade, by the way.
From work, and childhood.
Patty cake, hopscotch, jump rope.
I miss you, bro.
Call me back. Love you, bye.
Rey, Rey.
What, what're we doing here?
Relax, bro. We just need to drop off this copier.
Ah, yeah.
Rey, don't make me carry it.
All right, bro? Hands on.
Watch your step.
- Maybe we should- - Game face on, game face on.
I'll do the talking.
Don't talk too much, don't blink too much, Rey. Stay low.
Excuse me.
Yes. How can I help you?
I'm here to bring the new copier.
No one here ordered a new photocopier.
Are you sure you're in the right place?
Oh, is this not the Pritchard Medical Center?
It is, but as you can see.
Thank you for your time.
Back it up, Rey.
Mm.
Hey!
Smile and wave, Rey. Smile and wave.
Don't worry about it.
Think of it as like, you know, we gave it a crack.
I mean, uh, think of it this way,
you still got a good thing going on at the store.
I mean, you got like 10 years in you, 20.
Look at Linda. She died and then she came back to the store.
Maybe you wanna settle down.
If you sell one of these a week and just relax,
settle down, you'll do all right.
I don't wanna pry into your business, though,
but you're not getting any younger.
And Anika, she's my sister and all that.
She's known you since primary school.
Think about it. Little Reys.
You know, little Anikas. Little Ranikas.
Rey?
Holly?
Sir, you can't go back there.
Whoa.
Holly, Holly!
Ah.
Rey? What're you doing?
About the other night, ah,
I just want you to know that,
that I know that I know that I-
- Okay, Rey. Now is really not a good time.
I was there, all right?
I, I saw you standing there and I just...
Linda had a heart attack, and Wade,
he really wants the best for me,
but I'm just, the pressure is, it's a-
- You just left me there, Rey. That's not okay.
Look, you really have to go.
I'm sorry.
I'm fighting the Mountain seven pm Friday.
That's great, Rey.
I would, uh, really...
I want you there.
I'll think about it.
You will? Okay, okay.
Oh.
What?
I want in.
- Hm? - I want Joe's spot.
I wanna fight the Mountain.
You think you can take on the Mountain?
Look at you, Rey.
- I- - You're out of breath
just thinking about it.
I rode my bike here really fast.
Up a hill.
Now listen to me, Rey.
Thing about the Mountain is, well, he's a mountain.
And you, son, you're more of a wet noodle.
Delicious in a carbonara, but useless in a confrontation.
- I- - You got guts, Rey,
I'll give you that.
But the fight's this week. There just isn't time.
Terry, I, I,
I want this.
You really want in?
Let me hear you say it.
I want this.
Louder.
I want this!
Louder!
I want this!
There he is. The animal.
Oh.
Training starts in the morning.
Death. Stare at it, Rey.
Fight it, Rey, fight it, Rey! You can do it, Rey!
There you go.
I'll help you.
You can do it. Come on, Rey.
Keep going.
Okay, that's enough.
- Settle down. - For it, Linda.
Hey, what's going on?
Okay, now I know it's been a long week
and we all wanna get back to our partners.
Well, 'cept for you, Rey. And you, Linda.
And you too, Prue. And Steve.
Wow. Really are a lonely bunch, aren't we?
Which brings me to my next point,
and why it's important that, as a family,
we all support each other, yeah?
Are we handing these things out now, or not?
Did you want me to come out now, or?
Ah, well it's too late now, isn't it?
Surprise is bloody ruined.
It's called showmanship, Geoffrey.
Actually, uh, Rodney,
uh, the, uh, socially inclusive term
is, uh, showpersonship.
Thank you for that, Wade.
Steph, I feel you should've been on to that.
The reason we're here today
is because I have an exciting announcement to make.
Tonight Rey will be wrestling in his very first match!
Yeah!
And, and I think it's important as a family unit
that we all support Rey
by taking one of these custom design T-shirts
at $50 a pop.
- Ey? - Oh.
So, Rodney, I don't understand.
Rey is a chimp?
Stephanie, as head of HR,
I expected a little bit more from you.
I'd really like to apologise, Rey.
Oh, damn it, Prue.
I just wrote down exactly what Wade told me.
Bro, I said champ, not chimp.
Yeah, okay, it doesn't matter what the T-shirt says.
What matters is is that it's important
that we all take one, as it will be deducted
from next week's paycheck.
Oh, is that right?
I didn't know that.
Hey, hey!
- Yay, go, Rey! - Hey.
It's from your mum and me.
You got this, Rey.
Thanks, Terry.
Go get 'em, son.
Thanks, Mum.
You ready?
Yeah.
Wade, Wade? Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade!
- Wade? - What?
I've got this.
Yeah, you do.
- Hey, it's Rey! - He's here!
Go Rey!
Come on, Rey!
Yeah, I'm gonna make mince meat outta you, boy. Come on.
You belong to me, Rey.
I'm gonna make you into a T-bone, boy.
I'm gonna dice you up real good.
Come on, Rey. Come on.
- Come on. - Get in.
Get outta there, you bastard.
Rey, Rey, Rey, Rey, Rey, Rey-
- Come on, man, you guys don't have him.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, Rey,
get in there, Rey!
- Yeah, who's the man? - Come on, Rey!
I'm the man.
Where's Holly?
Don't worry about Holly. I want you to focus now.
This is your time, your Mana. Don't forget that.
He's a big tub of lard, Rey.
Nice, soft for you.
And now for the final event of the evening,
proudly supported by Copy That Printing Services,
I give you Rey the Lightning Kid.
Let's go, Rey!
You suck, you suck, bro!
And his opponent for tonight.
By day you know him as Bruce the local butcher.
But by night, he is the Mountain!
Where is she?
Who?
Holly.
Not now, Rey.
Are you ready, gentlemen?
Ring the bell!
Come on. I got you, bro.
I'm gonna tear you apart.
Come on, Rey, you'll get it!
Go, Rey!
Holly.
This was it.
The final test. The Mountain.
The mecca of Mana.
Now all I had to do
was put him in a Russian side headlock and choke him out.
Some people are born great, some achieve greatness,
and others have greatness thrust upon them.
Rah!
And then there's me.
Rey!
Oh!
Yay!
No, get up.
He's really good.
Damn it, Rey!
Rey, Rey, get up!
Come on, Rey, get up!
Rey. Rey.
Hey, buddy.
Holly?
Yeah. She's not here, bro.
Where is she?
She saw what happened,
and she's gonna meet us at the hospital, ya egg.
Oh, oh.
Hey, she wanted you to have this, though.
What a day to be alive.
You're the man, Rey.
I'm working on it.
Oh.
John?
- We're going again. - And set.
For John.
I think it's a good time to wrap things up.
Don't you, Rodney?
Yeah.
I once woke up in a body bag.
I will never drink Fanta again.
Cut.
I woke up in a body bag once.
Worst christening ever.
He's from Strickland Avenue.
I go past his house all the time.
All the time.
My mum lives in Malta
with Bjorn
It's going well.
The brakes.
- The brakes were on. - You broke character.
You know, he really wants the best for me and I just,
- the pressure was- - You just left me there, Rey.
That's not okay. You have to go.
The light went off.
Aww.
I want this.
You really want this?
I...
This is the worst take I've ever done in my life.
Still rolling, we'll just pick it up.
- This is truly- - We're still rolling, we'll
- pick it up from "I want this." - A very bad take.
The reason we're here today
is because I have an exciting announcement to make.
Tonight, Geoffrey will be wrestling.
Ah, yeah!
That's one for the blooper reel.
I didn't even notice that.
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