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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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And there we go.
"It's laughter we're after."
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Yeah. New slogan's kind of growing on me.
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And our very own MIFTer,
Double T, came up with it.
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-That's right.
-I still like mine.
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"Funny business is our business.
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"And it's none of your business,
so mind your own business."
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-(ENGINE STARTS)
-Yeah. Yeah. That is way better.
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-(KIDS LAUGHING)
-(TEETH CHATTERING)
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(HONKING)
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Remember to tip your monster.
I'll be here all week. (CHUCKLES)
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Hey, hey, Mikey!
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How's my favorite monster of comedy?
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On top of the world, Sulley.
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Look around.
My comedy classes have really paid off.
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Only one laugh station left to fill.
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Yep, Monsters Inc.'s future
could not be brighter.
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(ELECTRICITY SURGING)
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(POWERING DOWN)
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By brighter,
I meant more bright than this.
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-Like, not dark.
-(BUZZER SOUNDS)
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Although some dark is actually okay.
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But this dark, it's...
it's very not bright.
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
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Good night
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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So I said to Celia, "Listen,
order mine with the mildew on the side,
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-"I'm watching my shape..."
-CELIA: Mike! Sulley!
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She's back!
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SULLEY CLEARS THROAT)
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-Yikes!
-Mike...
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(GRUNTS)
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Roz, so nice of you
to gross us with your presence.
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You've been oozing weight.
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The Monstropolis Energy Regulatory
Commission has determined
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you're not generating enough power.
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You work for M.E.R.C. now?
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There's a lot about me you don't know.
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Roz, laugh power's ten times
more powerful than scream.
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The commission isn't convinced
it's reliable.
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Therefore, we're transferring
all power needs to Fear Co.
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-Fear Co. still uses scare power.
-We won't go down without a fight.
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We can provide all the power
the city needs.
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There's gotta be a way we can prove it.
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Sure, Sulley. But it's not like we can
generate a million gigglewatts in a day.
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-It's a deal!
-Deal? What deal? I made a deal?
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Generate a million gigglewatts in one day,
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and laugh power is saved.
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But we only generate half that now.
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Just give us time
to figure out the laughgistics.
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-Tomorrow.
-Tomorrow? Right, well... (CHUCKLES)
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That gives us plenty of today time.
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All righty, MIFTers, as you all
have heard, Monsters Inc. has to...
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Whoa! Who put you in charge
of the dry erase board?
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You need deputy supervisor permission
to use that equipment.
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Can I use the dry erase board, Duncan?
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Yeah, go ahead. No big deal. Continue.
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Monsters Inc. has to increase
its gigglewatt output, or we're shut down.
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So, I thought us MIFTers
could get to working on some ideas.
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I got an idea. Go back to scream power.
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-If it ain't broke...
-Duncan!
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Bump my pay, I'll laugh
all the way to the bank, amigo.
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Uh, okay, let's think this through.
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Ten times the power
means ten times the canisters.
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So, maybe instead of the little canisters,
we make a bigger canister.
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FRITZ: But bigger than your drawing?
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'Cause the one in your drawing
looks so small and cute.
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Fewer canisters,
less load and reload time.
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A more efficient Laugh Floor.
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I like my "bring back scare power" idea.
Boom, scream, done.
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Cutter, make a prototype,
but bigger than the drawing.
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Big canister. Picking up what
you're putting down. On it.
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Well, uh, there's probably gonna be
more stuff to figure out.
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You think you'll have time
between regular work and comedy class?
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Oh, well, I, uh...
I wouldn't worry about that.
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-VAL: Huh?
-I am not going to comedy class anymore.
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-Uh, but, uh...
-I threw all my jokester stuff away.
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You know, the books,
the naked poultry, the...
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No, you didn't.
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Yeah, threw it all away in the trash.
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-All of it.
-I don't believe you.
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Yeah, Val, the, uh...
The jokester thing just...
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was, uh... never really gonna happen.
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But, uh, you know, full-time MIFTer here.
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(CHUCKLES) Guess you're stuck
with me for good.
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ANNOUNCER: Tylor Tuskmon,
report to the Simulation Room.
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The doctor said
he couldn't see him right now. (CHUCKLES)
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Are the peels supposed to do something
or is that on me?
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Box, box, box. Rope, rope. Wind.
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As you can see, Mr. Tuskmon,
you are a tragically unfunny monster,
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which is what I said out loud,
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right to your face
the last time I saw you.
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But... then this happened.
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See that?
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Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, Ms. Flint.
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Mini Monster Day
was kind of, uh, rough for me.
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No, no! That!
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My daughter. She's smiling.
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Because of you.
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It's the power of laughter,
and you have it.
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I do?
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Oh, I share your disbelief.
But I've crunched the numbers.
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Those horns combined
with an uncontrolled fall
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resulting in debris hanging from
said horns yield significant gigglewatts.
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The simple physics of physical comedy.
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What she means is,
"Kid, you're a natural."
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Well, he auditioned 15 times.
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Kid, you're persistent.
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And we got one station left
on that Laugh Floor.
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I need you to fill it.
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-You mean, I'm a jokester?
-In training.
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You help us hit a million gigglewatts,
I'd say you got a pretty good chance.
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Internal transfer document,
child hazard release,
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life liability waiver, I-9 form,
anti-social security.
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Boy, you must be excited
to be getting out of MIFT.
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Well, it's not official.
Just, uh, in training.
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Talk about a bunch of weirdos!
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Well, they're actually not that weird.
They, uh, kind of grow on you.
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Wait a minute.
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You still wanna be a jokester, don't you?
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-Oh, yeah! Well, yes. Of course.
-Good!
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Closet malfunction insurance,
laffateria discount,
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gross salary plus over-slime.
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SULLEY: "It's laughter we're after."
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You're the one that
came up with that, remember?
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Your first day here.
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You've done something even
James P. Sullivan himself hasn't done.
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Gone from scarer to jokester.
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Just, uh, in training.
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You're nervous. I understand.
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(SIGHS)
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I just wish we could go back
to scare power, you know?
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I mean, that's what I'm good at.
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And you, you could be back
on the Scare Floor, be Top Scarer again.
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I never told you
about what happened with Boo.
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The fear in her eyes when she was scared.
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I... I didn't like what I saw.
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What I saw in me.
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Laugh power is the heart
of the new Monsters Inc.
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And it's also the right thing to do.
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-(GASPS) Are those Krispy Screams?
-Yeah. Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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Should have a big canister prototype soon.
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Very good, Cutter.
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(SNIFFS) Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Krispy Screams!
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Yeah. I'm trying to cut back, hon.
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So, uh, only three for me. Yeah.
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Give me seven.
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So, what happened?
You never came back yesterday.
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I mean,
I was getting my hopes up. (LAUGHS)
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Um, well, uh, yesterday Mike said he's got
one station left on the Laugh Floor and...
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-Well...
-He made you a jokester?
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TYLOR: Uh, jokester in training.
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Congrats! It's what you wanted
since the day you got here.
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What? Oh, yeah, great. Yeah, totally.
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A jokester?
But I thought you weren't funny.
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It's just for today.
It's not like, you know, official.
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Come on! If you help 'em
hit a million gigglewatts,
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there's no way
Mr. Wazowski's letting you go.
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Yeah. I guess. Um...
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But, hey, you know what?
I'll still be around.
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So, it's not goodbye.
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MIKE: (OVER PA)
Can I have your attention?
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Tylor Tuskmon,
please report to morning warm-up.
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Tylor... Tylor, get up here!
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(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
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Goodbye.
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And don't let the door hit you
in the horns on the way out.
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-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(HORN TOOTS)
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A million gigglewatts!
Let's get those funny bones warmed up.
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Keep going.
Fit monsters are funny monsters.
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Funny face, funny face, funny face.
Hallway light!
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Spin left, spin right.
Spin left, spin right.
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More donuts, more funny.
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Kid, that's funny. Perfect!
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Hey, Fritz, I cleared out Tylor's desk.
Where do you want all this?
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FRITZ: (CRYING) Who cares?
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I gotta get back to working
on the canister, so I'll just, uh...
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put this here before you start blubbering.
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(SOBBING)
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Too late.
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On his first day here, I told Ty-Ty
I could be like a father to him.
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-He's got a father.
-A grandfather.
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-Okay.
-Great-grandfather.
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-Okay.
-Or the father that he never knew he had,
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and then shows up one day
with a lousy explanation
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-as to where he's been all your life.
-Uh-huh.
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(SOBBING) I just want him back!
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Uh, you realize, if it all works out,
he'll just be upstairs.
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Right.
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Hey, that gives me an idea.
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(BANANA BREAD SPUTTERS)
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Heya, Winchester!
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Welcome aboard!
Hope your first day isn't your last. Ha!
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(CHUCKLES) Me too. Me too. Thanks!
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-Yeah, I'll... see you out there.
-See ya!
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-"It's laughter we're after!"
-SANDERSON: You got it.
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-(DOOR CLOSES)
-I came up with... I came up with that.
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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
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TYLOR: Big day, huh?
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Tylor Tuskmon, new guy. Uh, Phlegm, right?
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00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,481
Uh, yeah.
203
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:11,236
But, um, I actually use this time
to prepare mentally for my performance
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and prefer no distractions.
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Oh, sure, sure. Yeah, I get it.
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00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:16,033
Thank you!
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Ouch! Ouch! (YELPS)
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All right, monsters of comedy, this is it.
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One million gigglewatts is our goal, or...
(IMITATES SLITTING THROAT)
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See you on the Laugh Floor in one hour.
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Ty-Ty, we need you down in MIFT.
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-There's an emergency!
-What kind?
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I can't tell you. It's a surprise.
214
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A surprise emergency... with cake!
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-VAL: Surprise, Double T.
-Thank you. You're welcome!
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A surprise emergency!
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-VAL: Whoo-hoo!
-(HORN TOOTS)
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I know we don't have much time,
but we wanted to wish you good luck.
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-Help yourself to some dead David cake.
-VAL: Not dead!
220
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It's been in the freezer for a few years,
so it's got a little bite.
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Aw! Thanks, guys. That's really kind.
222
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,657
I wish I had more time,
but I have to get upstairs.
223
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Right! Now, everybody,
pick a letter in Tylor's name
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and say something nice
and good luck-y about him.
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Oh, I'll go first.
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00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,290
Uh... "T."
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"T" is for "treason."
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Something nice!
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Tedious. Tiresome. Two-faced!
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-VAL: Duncan!
-Yeah, yeah, all right. Uh...
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Well, "T" is, uh,
for (SNIFFLES) "thank you."
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Thank you for being a worthy,
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stupid adversary.
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"Y" is for "You proved me wrong, kid."
235
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Figured you'd leave here in a box.
Consider me impressed.
236
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,906
"L" is for "love."
237
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,576
As in, we love you, Tylor.
238
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,495
And we sure would love you to stay, but...
239
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,999
"O" is for "Oh, well."
240
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,792
"R" is for "remember."
241
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,712
Remember when I met you
in Origins of Fear class?
242
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,881
(CRYING) I thought to myself,
243
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:59,469
"One day that big doofus
is gonna be my best... (SNIFFLES) bud."
244
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,763
(SOBBING)
245
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:08,312
Uh, wow, guys. Thanks. It means a lot.
246
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,772
The day I got here,
247
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,942
this was the last place
that I wanted to be.
248
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:16,653
I mean, the fluorescent lights
gave me headache.
249
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:19,615
It smelled like Roto's pee. But now...
250
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,617
(SIGHS)
251
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,246
Maybe this is where I belong.
252
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,502
-CUTTER: You're staying?
-You want to stay?
253
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,170
-You wanna stay?
-Are you sure?
254
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,755
'Cause I know you, and you really...
255
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,048
Don't question it, Val.
256
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:39,134
He wants to stay.
He just said he wants to stay.
257
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:40,802
Well, okay.
258
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,721
You did throw away all your joke stuff.
259
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,600
Welcome back to MIFT, Ty-Ty.
Val, help me with his box.
260
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,143
(SINGING) I was so sad
261
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,645
The boy I never had
262
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,230
Up and ran away
263
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,398
But now, I'm filled with joy
264
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,025
My metaphoric boy
265
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,193
Has come back...
266
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,612
-(TOY SQUEAKS)
-Huh?
267
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,741
(FARTING NOISES)
268
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,707
I knew it.
He didn't throw out his joke stuff.
269
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,549
"Dear Mister Tuskmon..."
270
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,385
-(KIDS LAUGHING)
-(TOYS SQUEAKING)
271
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,596
(PHLEGM GROWLS)
272
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,598
Oh, boy. Thank you, Winchester.
273
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,393
MONSTER: Yeah! Yeah!
274
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,645
(MONSTERS CHEERING)
275
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,188
You all set, jokester-in-training?
276
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:35,607
Oh, it's just for today, for Monsters Inc.
277
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,986
You know, for Sulley.
Then back to being a MIFTer.
278
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,238
-Right.
-MIKE: Great! There you are, kid.
279
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,323
Come on, we're about to go live.
280
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,492
All right, this is it.
281
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:48,579
One million gigglewatts is our goal.
No pressure. Have fun.
282
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,205
But we're dead if we don't do it.
283
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,040
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
284
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:56,795
(BEEPING)
285
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,551
-(HORNS HONK)
-(BREATHES DEEPLY, YELPS)
286
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,469
(SPUTTERING)
287
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,388
(TEETH CHATTERING)
288
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,352
Uh, sorry. Celia, I don't have a door.
289
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,812
Is there someone who...
290
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,272
Oh, we're a little understaffed.
291
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,525
I was gonna help you, but Roz has me
up to my snakes in paperwork.
292
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,319
Maybe Fungus could help?
293
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,654
I'll do it.
I know how to run the door station.
294
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,907
Perfect. Here,
this should get you started.
295
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,325
Oh, thank you, Val.
296
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,492
Door time.
297
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,577
(BEEPS)
298
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,039
(DINGS)
299
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,541
I'm really glad you're here.
300
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,461
Me too. Now, let's get those giggles.
301
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,213
-(HORN TOOTS)
-(CHATTERING)
302
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:44,510
Ready? In five, four, three, two, one!
303
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,136
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
304
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,138
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
305
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,398
(SIGHS)
306
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,027
Here goes.
307
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,707
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
308
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,253
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
309
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:29,054
(GIGGLING)
310
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,807
(TRILLS)
311
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,141
Hey, good job.
312
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,269
Was it? I mean, she hardly even giggled.
313
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,770
-Well, it's a start.
-FRITZ: Ty-Ty!
314
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,690
-Get back in there, muscles!
-You got more giggles to get.
315
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,567
Rah-rah, sis boom blah.
316
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,822
-(DOOR DINGS)
-Here we go!
317
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,411
Whoa!
318
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,290
-(BOY LAUGHING)
-(BEEPS)
319
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,876
(CHEERING)
320
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,252
(KID LAUGHING)
321
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,087
MIKE: Get me another canister, Fungus.
322
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,464
I'm going in.
323
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:09,011
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
324
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,014
(LAUGHING)
325
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,182
(GURGLING)
326
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,433
(DINGS)
327
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,230
(YELPS, SCREAMS)
328
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:23,901
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
329
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,110
(DINGS)
330
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,031
(DINGS)
331
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,324
CELIA: Two minutes remaining.
332
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,450
Almost there.
333
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,910
It's all up to you, Mikey.
334
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,370
-Okay! Load her up, Fungus.
-Yes, sir.
335
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:37,623
(MIKE GRUNTING)
336
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,501
We're out of canisters! No more canisters!
337
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:41,585
No! It's okay.
338
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,171
-Smitty found one more out back.
-Thanks!
339
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,672
Come on. Come on. Come on.
340
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:47,716
(RATTLING)
341
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,844
Faulty canister. Faulty canister! Run!
342
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:53,388
(CRASHES, HISSING)
343
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:56,058
Where out back did you find that canister?
344
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,143
Out back by the dumpster.
345
00:16:58,227 --> 00:16:59,603
-(BUZZER SOUNDS)
-Faulty canister, sir.
346
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,021
Well, get another one!
347
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,648
There are no "another ones"!
348
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,608
Except for mamma's sweet baby.
349
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,443
-What is that?
-(CHUCKLES)
350
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,654
-Is that a...
-Tylor's idea.
351
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,864
Laugh power is ten times
more powerful than screams.
352
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:13,408
-So you need a bigger canister.
-Cutter likey.
353
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:15,327
Well, hook it up. Hook it up!
354
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,412
Forty-five seconds.
355
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:20,082
-You got this, Mikey.
-Good luck, Googly Bear.
356
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,291
(EXHALES)
357
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,338
(CLOCK TICKING)
358
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,761
-(KID LAUGHING)
-(CANISTER TRILLING)
359
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,808
Fifteen seconds.
360
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,188
Ten seconds.
361
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,526
-Five sec...
-Thank you, thank you. Well?
362
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,237
-(BELL RINGS)
-(BUZZER SOUNDS)
363
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,114
-Laugh power is saved!
-(ALL CHEERING)
364
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,574
Nice going, Mike.
365
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:58,912
Monsters Inc. is saved.
366
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:01,790
Congratulations.
367
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:05,169
-Way to go, Mike.
-You're the comedy king, Mr. Wazowski.
368
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,130
Say, Roz. Why don't you get Roze
over here to celebrate?
369
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,507
It's strange,
I haven't picked up her scent today.
370
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:11,967
Called in sick.
371
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,344
She's not sick. You're her. She's you.
372
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,054
-(GROANS)
-You change sweaters and hair color.
373
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,599
Two monsters can't have
the same bad breath.
374
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,684
-Reveal your true identity!
-Ha-ha!
375
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,852
Up top!
376
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,187
-MIKE: Come on!
-(BOTH CHUCKLES)
377
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,606
You know what?
I think we made a pretty good team today.
378
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:26,857
Yeah, we did.
379
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,526
Oh, Ty-Ty, I am so proud of you.
380
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:31,987
That big canister saved the day.
381
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,780
Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)
382
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:37,743
Not bad, College Boy.
Could have been worse, but it wasn't.
383
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:38,994
MIKE: You bet it wasn't.
384
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,830
In fact, if it wasn't for your laughs
and that big canister,
385
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,040
we'd be out of business.
386
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,542
-Welcome to the Laugh Floor.
-Wait, you mean...
387
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,295
Kid, you're officially a jokester!
388
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,589
We'll see you back here
first thing in the morning.
389
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,924
Nice job, Tylor.
390
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,175
No, no, no, no.
391
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,470
This was just for today.
I'm, uh,... I'm going.
392
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,987
We got your new desk all ready for you.
393
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,173
ANNOUNCER: Welcome...
394
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,217
-(SIGHS)
-...to Monsters, Incorporated.
395
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,136
Remember, "It's laughter we're after."
396
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:44,017
Morning, Tylor.
397
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,602
-Morning.
-Morning, Tylor.
398
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,187
-MONSTER: Welcome!
-Nice to see you.
399
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,856
Good morning. Morning, everybody.
400
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,941
Hey, morning, Sulley.
401
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,734
Good morning, Tylor.
402
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,152
(KID LAUGHING)
403
00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:58,824
Great job, Mikey. You filled your quota
on the first kid of the day.
404
00:19:58,907 --> 00:19:59,908
Not bad, huh?
405
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,952
Only somebody with perfect comedic timing
406
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,288
could produce this much energy
in one shot.
407
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,957
Uh-huh, and laughter
being ten times more powerful
408
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,126
than scream had nothing to do with it.
409
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,753
Oh, Googly Bear! Come here, you.
410
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,589
Schmoopsie-poo!
411
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,507
(KIDS LAUGHING)
412
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,016
MIKE: I'm on the cover of a magazine!
413
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,024
(FRITZ SNIFFLING)
414
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:38,405
I don't know how I can be so sadly happy
and happily sad at the same time!
415
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,034
I am emotionally conflicted.
416
00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:44,578
Hey, guys. What are you doing here?
417
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,497
Oh, we just wanted to wish you
good luck on your first day.
418
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:48,916
Official jokester.
419
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:50,667
-We're proud of you.
-Eh, they made me come.
420
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,044
Well, thanks.
421
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:55,130
I'm just waiting here
for my official laugh assistant.
422
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:57,257
(WHIRRING)
423
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,011
Uh, wait.
424
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,514
-You're my assistant?
-VAL: Yep.
425
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,140
Yesterday was a blast!
426
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,476
So, I talked to Celia and got a transfer.
427
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:11,313
Besides, we gotta bring some of that
MIFTer spirit to the Laugh Floor.
428
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,564
(CHUCKLES)
429
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,234
So, uh, work buds.
430
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,360
Work buds.
431
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,278
(SNIFFLING)
432
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,574
Go make 'em laugh, Tylor.
433
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:46,598
-(KID LAUGHING)
-(DINGS)
434
00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:58,110
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
435
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:45,861
FRITZ: It's over?
436
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,071
Sad sigh.
437
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,949
Anybody know if there's a season two?