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And there we go.
"It's laughter we're after."
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Yeah. New slogan's kind of growing on me.
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And our very own MIFTer,
Double T, came up with it.
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-That's right.
-I still like mine.
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"Funny business is our business.
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"And it's none of your business,
so mind your own business."
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-(ENGINE STARTS)
-Yeah. Yeah. That is way better.
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Remember to tip your monster.
I'll be here all week. (CHUCKLES)
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Hey, hey, Mikey!
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How's my favorite monster of comedy?
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On top of the world, Sulley.
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Look around.
My comedy classes have really paid off.
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Only one laugh station left to fill.
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Yep, Monsters Inc.'s future
could not be brighter.
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By brighter,
I meant more bright than this.
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-Like, not dark.
-(BUZZER SOUNDS)
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Although some dark is actually okay.
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But this dark, it's...
it's very not bright.
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Good night
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So I said to Celia, "Listen,
order mine with the mildew on the side,
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-"I'm watching my shape..."
-CELIA: Mike! Sulley!
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She's back!
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-Yikes!
-Mike...
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Roz, so nice of you
to gross us with your presence.
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You've been oozing weight.
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The Monstropolis Energy Regulatory
Commission has determined
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you're not generating enough power.
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You work for M.E.R.C. now?
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There's a lot about me you don't know.
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Roz, laugh power's ten times
more powerful than scream.
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The commission isn't convinced
it's reliable.
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Therefore, we're transferring
all power needs to Fear Co.
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-Fear Co. still uses scare power.
-We won't go down without a fight.
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We can provide all the power
the city needs.
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There's gotta be a way we can prove it.
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Sure, Sulley. But it's not like we can
generate a million gigglewatts in a day.
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-It's a deal!
-Deal? What deal? I made a deal?
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Generate a million gigglewatts in one day,
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and laugh power is saved.
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But we only generate half that now.
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Just give us time
to figure out the laughgistics.
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-Tomorrow.
-Tomorrow? Right, well... (CHUCKLES)
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That gives us plenty of today time.
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All righty, MIFTers, as you all
have heard, Monsters Inc. has to...
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Whoa! Who put you in charge
of the dry erase board?
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You need deputy supervisor permission
to use that equipment.
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Can I use the dry erase board, Duncan?
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Yeah, go ahead. No big deal. Continue.
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Monsters Inc. has to increase
its gigglewatt output, or we're shut down.
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So, I thought us MIFTers
could get to working on some ideas.
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I got an idea. Go back to scream power.
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-If it ain't broke...
-Duncan!
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Bump my pay, I'll laugh
all the way to the bank, amigo.
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Uh, okay, let's think this through.
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Ten times the power
means ten times the canisters.
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So, maybe instead of the little canisters,
we make a bigger canister.
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FRITZ: But bigger than your drawing?
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'Cause the one in your drawing
looks so small and cute.
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Fewer canisters,
less load and reload time.
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A more efficient Laugh Floor.
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I like my "bring back scare power" idea.
Boom, scream, done.
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Cutter, make a prototype,
but bigger than the drawing.
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Big canister. Picking up what
you're putting down. On it.
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Well, uh, there's probably gonna be
more stuff to figure out.
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You think you'll have time
between regular work and comedy class?
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Oh, well, I, uh...
I wouldn't worry about that.
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-VAL: Huh?
-I am not going to comedy class anymore.
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-Uh, but, uh...
-I threw all my jokester stuff away.
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You know, the books,
the naked poultry, the...
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No, you didn't.
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Yeah, threw it all away in the trash.
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-All of it.
-I don't believe you.
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Yeah, Val, the, uh...
The jokester thing just...
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was, uh... never really gonna happen.
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But, uh, you know, full-time MIFTer here.
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(CHUCKLES) Guess you're stuck
with me for good.
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ANNOUNCER: Tylor Tuskmon,
report to the Simulation Room.
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The doctor said
he couldn't see him right now. (CHUCKLES)
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Are the peels supposed to do something
or is that on me?
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Box, box, box. Rope, rope. Wind.
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As you can see, Mr. Tuskmon,
you are a tragically unfunny monster,
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which is what I said out loud,
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right to your face
the last time I saw you.
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But... then this happened.
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See that?
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Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, Ms. Flint.
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Mini Monster Day
was kind of, uh, rough for me.
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No, no! That!
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My daughter. She's smiling.
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Because of you.
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It's the power of laughter,
and you have it.
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I do?
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Oh, I share your disbelief.
But I've crunched the numbers.
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Those horns combined
with an uncontrolled fall
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resulting in debris hanging from
said horns yield significant gigglewatts.
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The simple physics of physical comedy.
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What she means is,
"Kid, you're a natural."
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Well, he auditioned 15 times.
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Kid, you're persistent.
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And we got one station left
on that Laugh Floor.
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I need you to fill it.
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-You mean, I'm a jokester?
-In training.
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You help us hit a million gigglewatts,
I'd say you got a pretty good chance.
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Internal transfer document,
child hazard release,
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life liability waiver, I-9 form,
anti-social security.
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Boy, you must be excited
to be getting out of MIFT.
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Well, it's not official.
Just, uh, in training.
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Talk about a bunch of weirdos!
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Well, they're actually not that weird.
They, uh, kind of grow on you.
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Wait a minute.
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You still wanna be a jokester, don't you?
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-Oh, yeah! Well, yes. Of course.
-Good!
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Closet malfunction insurance,
laffateria discount,
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gross salary plus over-slime.
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SULLEY: "It's laughter we're after."
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You're the one that
came up with that, remember?
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Your first day here.
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You've done something even
James P. Sullivan himself hasn't done.
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Gone from scarer to jokester.
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Just, uh, in training.
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You're nervous. I understand.
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I just wish we could go back
to scare power, you know?
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I mean, that's what I'm good at.
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And you, you could be back
on the Scare Floor, be Top Scarer again.
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I never told you
about what happened with Boo.
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The fear in her eyes when she was scared.
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I... I didn't like what I saw.
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What I saw in me.
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Laugh power is the heart
of the new Monsters Inc.
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And it's also the right thing to do.
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-(GASPS) Are those Krispy Screams?
-Yeah. Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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Should have a big canister prototype soon.
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Very good, Cutter.
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(SNIFFS) Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Krispy Screams!
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Yeah. I'm trying to cut back, hon.
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So, uh, only three for me. Yeah.
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Give me seven.
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So, what happened?
You never came back yesterday.
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I mean,
I was getting my hopes up. (LAUGHS)
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Um, well, uh, yesterday Mike said he's got
one station left on the Laugh Floor and...
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-Well...
-He made you a jokester?
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TYLOR: Uh, jokester in training.
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Congrats! It's what you wanted
since the day you got here.
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What? Oh, yeah, great. Yeah, totally.
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A jokester?
But I thought you weren't funny.
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It's just for today.
It's not like, you know, official.
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Come on! If you help 'em
hit a million gigglewatts,
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there's no way
Mr. Wazowski's letting you go.
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Yeah. I guess. Um...
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But, hey, you know what?
I'll still be around.
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So, it's not goodbye.
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MIKE: (OVER PA)
Can I have your attention?
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Tylor Tuskmon,
please report to morning warm-up.
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Tylor... Tylor, get up here!
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Goodbye.
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And don't let the door hit you
in the horns on the way out.
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A million gigglewatts!
Let's get those funny bones warmed up.
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Keep going.
Fit monsters are funny monsters.
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Funny face, funny face, funny face.
Hallway light!
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Spin left, spin right.
Spin left, spin right.
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More donuts, more funny.
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Kid, that's funny. Perfect!
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Hey, Fritz, I cleared out Tylor's desk.
Where do you want all this?
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FRITZ: (CRYING) Who cares?
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I gotta get back to working
on the canister, so I'll just, uh...
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put this here before you start blubbering.
167
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,800
Too late.
168
00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:15,055
On his first day here, I told Ty-Ty
I could be like a father to him.
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-He's got a father.
-A grandfather.
170
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-Okay.
-Great-grandfather.
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-Okay.
-Or the father that he never knew he had,
172
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and then shows up one day
with a lousy explanation
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-as to where he's been all your life.
-Uh-huh.
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(SOBBING) I just want him back!
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Uh, you realize, if it all works out,
he'll just be upstairs.
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Right.
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00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,579
Hey, that gives me an idea.
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Heya, Winchester!
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Welcome aboard!
Hope your first day isn't your last. Ha!
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(CHUCKLES) Me too. Me too. Thanks!
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-Yeah, I'll... see you out there.
-See ya!
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-"It's laughter we're after!"
-SANDERSON: You got it.
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-(DOOR CLOSES)
-I came up with... I came up with that.
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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
185
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TYLOR: Big day, huh?
186
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:05,063
Tylor Tuskmon, new guy. Uh, Phlegm, right?
187
00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,481
Uh, yeah.
188
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:11,236
But, um, I actually use this time
to prepare mentally for my performance
189
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and prefer no distractions.
190
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,823
Oh, sure, sure. Yeah, I get it.
191
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Thank you!
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Ouch! Ouch! (YELPS)
193
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,037
All right, monsters of comedy, this is it.
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One million gigglewatts is our goal, or...
(IMITATES SLITTING THROAT)
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See you on the Laugh Floor in one hour.
196
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,378
Ty-Ty, we need you down in MIFT.
197
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,214
-There's an emergency!
-What kind?
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00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,882
I can't tell you. It's a surprise.
199
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,093
A surprise emergency... with cake!
200
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:38,639
-VAL: Surprise, Double T.
-Thank you. You're welcome!
201
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,390
A surprise emergency!
202
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,642
-VAL: Whoo-hoo!
-(HORN TOOTS)
203
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:44,895
I know we don't have much time,
but we wanted to wish you good luck.
204
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,981
-Help yourself to some dead David cake.
-VAL: Not dead!
205
00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:51,485
It's been in the freezer for a few years,
so it's got a little bite.
206
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,279
Aw! Thanks, guys. That's really kind.
207
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,657
I wish I had more time,
but I have to get upstairs.
208
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,535
Right! Now, everybody,
pick a letter in Tylor's name
209
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,371
and say something nice
and good luck-y about him.
210
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,622
Oh, I'll go first.
211
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,290
Uh... "T."
212
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,042
"T" is for "treason."
213
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,210
Something nice!
214
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,878
Tedious. Tiresome. Two-faced!
215
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,089
-VAL: Duncan!
-Yeah, yeah, all right. Uh...
216
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:17,845
Well, "T" is, uh,
for (SNIFFLES) "thank you."
217
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,391
Thank you for being a worthy,
218
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,603
stupid adversary.
219
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:31,108
"Y" is for "You proved me wrong, kid."
220
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:35,028
Figured you'd leave here in a box.
Consider me impressed.
221
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,906
"L" is for "love."
222
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,576
As in, we love you, Tylor.
223
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,495
And we sure would love you to stay, but...
224
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,999
"O" is for "Oh, well."
225
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,792
"R" is for "remember."
226
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,712
Remember when I met you
in Origins of Fear class?
227
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,881
(CRYING) I thought to myself,
228
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:59,469
"One day that big doofus
is gonna be my best... (SNIFFLES) bud."
229
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:08,312
Uh, wow, guys. Thanks. It means a lot.
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00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,772
The day I got here,
231
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,942
this was the last place
that I wanted to be.
232
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:16,653
I mean, the fluorescent lights
gave me headache.
233
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:19,615
It smelled like Roto's pee. But now...
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Maybe this is where I belong.
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-CUTTER: You're staying?
-You want to stay?
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-You wanna stay?
-Are you sure?
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'Cause I know you, and you really...
238
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Don't question it, Val.
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He wants to stay.
He just said he wants to stay.
240
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Well, okay.
241
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You did throw away all your joke stuff.
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Welcome back to MIFT, Ty-Ty.
Val, help me with his box.
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(SINGING) I was so sad
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The boy I never had
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Up and ran away
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But now, I'm filled with joy
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My metaphoric boy
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Has come back...
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-(TOY SQUEAKS)
-Huh?
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I knew it.
He didn't throw out his joke stuff.
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"Dear Mister Tuskmon..."
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Oh, boy. Thank you, Winchester.
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MONSTER: Yeah! Yeah!
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You all set, jokester-in-training?
255
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Oh, it's just for today, for Monsters Inc.
256
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You know, for Sulley.
Then back to being a MIFTer.
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-Right.
-MIKE: Great! There you are, kid.
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Come on, we're about to go live.
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All right, this is it.
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One million gigglewatts is our goal.
No pressure. Have fun.
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But we're dead if we don't do it.
262
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Uh, sorry. Celia, I don't have a door.
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Is there someone who...
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Oh, we're a little understaffed.
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I was gonna help you, but Roz has me
up to my snakes in paperwork.
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Maybe Fungus could help?
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I'll do it.
I know how to run the door station.
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Perfect. Here,
this should get you started.
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Oh, thank you, Val.
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Door time.
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I'm really glad you're here.
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Me too. Now, let's get those giggles.
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Ready? In five, four, three, two, one!
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Here goes.
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Whoa! (GRUNTS)
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Hey, good job.
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Was it? I mean, she hardly even giggled.
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-Well, it's a start.
-FRITZ: Ty-Ty!
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-Get back in there, muscles!
-You got more giggles to get.
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Rah-rah, sis boom blah.
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-(DOOR DINGS)
-Here we go!
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Whoa!
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MIKE: Get me another canister, Fungus.
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I'm going in.
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CELIA: Two minutes remaining.
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Almost there.
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It's all up to you, Mikey.
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-Okay! Load her up, Fungus.
-Yes, sir.
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We're out of canisters! No more canisters!
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No! It's okay.
291
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-Smitty found one more out back.
-Thanks!
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Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Faulty canister. Faulty canister! Run!
294
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Where out back did you find that canister?
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Out back by the dumpster.
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-(BUZZER SOUNDS)
-Faulty canister, sir.
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Well, get another one!
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There are no "another ones"!
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Except for mamma's sweet baby.
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-What is that?
-(CHUCKLES)
301
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-Is that a...
-Tylor's idea.
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Laugh power is ten times
more powerful than screams.
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-So you need a bigger canister.
-Cutter likey.
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Well, hook it up. Hook it up!
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Forty-five seconds.
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-You got this, Mikey.
-Good luck, Googly Bear.
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Fifteen seconds.
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Ten seconds.
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-Five sec...
-Thank you, thank you. Well?
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-Laugh power is saved!
-(ALL CHEERING)
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Nice going, Mike.
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Monsters Inc. is saved.
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Congratulations.
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-Way to go, Mike.
-You're the comedy king, Mr. Wazowski.
315
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,130
Say, Roz. Why don't you get Roze
over here to celebrate?
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It's strange,
I haven't picked up her scent today.
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Called in sick.
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She's not sick. You're her. She's you.
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-(GROANS)
-You change sweaters and hair color.
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Two monsters can't have
the same bad breath.
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-Reveal your true identity!
-Ha-ha!
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Up top!
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-MIKE: Come on!
-(BOTH CHUCKLES)
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You know what?
I think we made a pretty good team today.
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Yeah, we did.
326
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Oh, Ty-Ty, I am so proud of you.
327
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That big canister saved the day.
328
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Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)
329
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Not bad, College Boy.
Could have been worse, but it wasn't.
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MIKE: You bet it wasn't.
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In fact, if it wasn't for your laughs
and that big canister,
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we'd be out of business.
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-Welcome to the Laugh Floor.
-Wait, you mean...
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Kid, you're officially a jokester!
335
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We'll see you back here
first thing in the morning.
336
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,924
Nice job, Tylor.
337
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,175
No, no, no, no.
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This was just for today.
I'm, uh,... I'm going.
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We got your new desk all ready for you.
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ANNOUNCER: Welcome...
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-(SIGHS)
-...to Monsters, Incorporated.
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Remember, "It's laughter we're after."
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Morning, Tylor.
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-Morning.
-Morning, Tylor.
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-MONSTER: Welcome!
-Nice to see you.
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Good morning. Morning, everybody.
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00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,941
Hey, morning, Sulley.
348
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Good morning, Tylor.
349
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Great job, Mikey. You filled your quota
on the first kid of the day.
350
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Not bad, huh?
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Only somebody with perfect comedic timing
352
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,288
could produce this much energy
in one shot.
353
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,957
Uh-huh, and laughter
being ten times more powerful
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than scream had nothing to do with it.
355
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,753
Oh, Googly Bear! Come here, you.
356
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,589
Schmoopsie-poo!
357
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MIKE: I'm on the cover of a magazine!
358
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:38,405
I don't know how I can be so sadly happy
and happily sad at the same time!
359
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,034
I am emotionally conflicted.
360
00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:44,578
Hey, guys. What are you doing here?
361
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,497
Oh, we just wanted to wish you
good luck on your first day.
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Official jokester.
363
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:50,667
-We're proud of you.
-Eh, they made me come.
364
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,044
Well, thanks.
365
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:55,130
I'm just waiting here
for my official laugh assistant.
366
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,011
Uh, wait.
367
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,514
-You're my assistant?
-VAL: Yep.
368
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,140
Yesterday was a blast!
369
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,476
So, I talked to Celia and got a transfer.
370
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:11,313
Besides, we gotta bring some of that
MIFTer spirit to the Laugh Floor.
371
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,234
So, uh, work buds.
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Work buds.
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Go make 'em laugh, Tylor.
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FRITZ: It's over?
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Sad sigh.
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00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,949
Anybody know if there's a season two?