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And in weather,
it's icky and sticky here in Monstropolis,
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with high temperatures continuing
over the next few days. Don.
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Thanks, Lisa. As you can see,
in nearby Monstrocity,
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it's already well into the 200s,
with humidity at 140%.
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(CHUCKLES) This is a good one.
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Hey, Duncan,
who's that right next to you, huh, huh?
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That's your biggest fan.
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Oh, wow.
Don't quit your day job, College Boy.
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(PURRS)
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Phew! That machine shop's hot,
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but not nearly as hot
as my former husbands.
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Pierre. Sheldon. Oh. Ricardo.
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VAL: Heads up!
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-(EXHALES) Thanks, Val.
-VAL: No problem.
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Just finishing off
my Drooler Cooler Tower of Coolness.
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-(RATTLING)
-(VAL GASPS)
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Aw. Just when it was getting cool.
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-Aw.
-Sad, sweaty sigh.
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Sounds like it'll be
monstrously hot today. (LAUGHS)
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Right, Don? Don?
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(GURGLING)
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Somebody get a mop!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Half full? (GROANS)
That was some of my best belching.
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I gave her the (BELCHES) and the (BELCHES)
and the classic...
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(LONG BELCH)
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(SMACKS LIPS)
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Oh. Smells like you've had
stench toast for breakfast, sir.
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(ALARM RINGING)
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-MIKE: What's up?
-With this heat,
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we need a way
to generate more laugh power.
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-Suggestions?
-How about a Laugh Extractor?
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Too soon, Fungus.
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This is serious.
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If we don't get more jokesters ASAP,
we'll lose business to Fear Co.
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-Right. More jokesters.
-CELIA: Right away.
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And I know just where to find them.
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(SCREAMS)
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This is hot?
I lived for a while in Scarizona.
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Brutal. So to stay cool,
I'd close my eyes and think of cold stuff.
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We're best buds now.
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-Trust me.
-TYLER: No! Stop!
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-You'll get us killed.
-VAL: Thinking of stuff,
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-like snowflakes, ice cream...
-Stop! No!
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-...my refrigerator, chocolate milkshakes.
-TYLOR: Sorry!
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Cadavers, hypothermia.
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Ha-ha! See? I'm feeling cooler already.
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Don't... (GAGS) do that again.
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Oh, boy. See that up there?
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In heat like this,
we get thermal expansion.
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The doors jam on the tracks.
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-(IMITATES CLUNKING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER PA)
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Wait, wait, wait. Quiet, quiet, quiet.
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WOMAN OVER PA: Repeat,
all comedy class participants
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report to the Laugh Floor immediately.
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Did you hear that? That's me. Laugh Floor.
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But I need help with the...
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-Can't hear you. Bye. I'm already gone.
-(SIGHS)
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Attention. (CLEARS THROAT)
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Now, listen to me.
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I don't care if it's a giggle, a chortle,
a guffaw, a tee-hee,
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we need laugh energy, and we need it now.
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Mary, all five eyes on me.
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Chuck, all four arms at your side.
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Kaitlyn, you ooze, you lose.
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You may not be official jokesters,
but power demand is high.
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So your mission, make kids laugh.
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This is awesome.
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-I brought my liquid-emitting flower.
-MIKE: Tuskmon!
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-Sir!
-Are you funny, Tuskmon?
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Yes, sir! I'm very funny, sir!
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My nana talks funnier than that.
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(IN BABY VOICE)
Yes, sir! I'm very funny, sir!
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Actually, that's pretty funny.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
That's my baby voice.
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You should use that on the Laugh Floor.
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How long do I have to hold you like this?
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Oh. Sorry, Sulley. Props!
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This is your official
Monsters Inc. issue comedy equipment.
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Please return them
in the condition you received them.
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-(CHUCKLES) Score! Naked poultry.
-(TOY SQUEAKS)
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Uh, excuse me, sorry, Carla?
Tylor Tuskmon here with Monster News.
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Uh, any last words
before I'm number one on that board?
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And go ahead
and speak into the chicken clearly.
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(SQUEAKS)
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Honey, your naked chicken needs a mint.
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(SNIFFS) Ugh.
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All right, jokesters,
get ready to make those kids laugh.
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If you fail, Monstropolis will suffer
a catastrophic blackout.
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But if you do succeed,
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whoever's number one on the leaderboard
will officially become a jokester.
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Wow. It is crazy to see my name
on the leaderboard. (LAUGHS)
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Uh, no offense, Carla,
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but nothing's gonna stop me
from being number one up there.
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(ALARM RINGING)
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We have an inbound
door check malfunction on Laugh Floor F.
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I need a work order ASAP.
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Oh. Ms. Mae, I'm with MIFT.
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-I can fix it in two seconds.
-CELIA: Perfect.
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Number one on that board,
comin' right back.
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We should've checked it earlier.
You should listen to me.
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Okay! It's good! Get the power on.
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-Come on, come on!
-Not until you're safely down.
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Just turn it on. I gotta get back.
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Jokester, remember? Turn it on.
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-Mm.
-Thank you. All fixed. Bye.
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-(GASPS)
-Oh, no!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Oh, no.
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-TYLOR: Turn it off! Turn it off!
-VAL: Look out!
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Val! Val!
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-Val!
-VAL: Tylor!
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(TYLOR GRUNTS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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No, no! Oh, no!
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(SCREAMING)
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No, no! No!
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(SCREAMING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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What is that? That's not...
That's not a kid's door.
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Uh...
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(TOY SQUEAKS)
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Slow down, slow down.
What do you mean, Ty-Ty is trapped?
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-VAL: He got pulled into the door track.
-FRITZ: The door track?
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-No time to explain. Gotta go, gotta go.
-FRITZ: Val! Val! Val!
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Find our Ty-Ty!
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(WIND WHISTLING)
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(MONSTER GROWLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(MONSTER LAUGHS)
-(CHAIN SAW REVS)
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(GRUNTING)
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No.
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Welcome to the Himalayas!
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Tylor!
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Tylor!
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(DISTANT CHUCKLING)
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(INDISTINCT LAUGHING)
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Tylor?
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Yeah, ice sculptures.
You gotta have a hobby.
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Well, in this case, it's more of an art.
I call this one Yak in Winter Three.
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Yeah. I... I'm sorry,
how did I end up hanging upside down?
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Oh, you fainted.
I had to get the blood to your head.
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I recognize you.
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Anyway, Yak in Winter One and Two,
now they were equally impressive.
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(CHUCKLES) Wanna try it?
Watch your fingers.
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-Don't breathe in the fumes.
-No, no!
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Come on. What are you afraid of?
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You. I'm afraid of you.
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-Me?
-You're Abominable. You were banished.
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"Abominable"? Why can't they call me
the "Adorable Snowman"?
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And why "snowman", huh?
I'm not made of snow. I'm not even a man.
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If you're here, and I'm here,
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that was a banishment door.
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(INDISTINCT LAUGHING)
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(VAL GASPS)
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-Uh, snow cone? It's non-dairy.
-I gotta get back. I can't be here.
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-I'm not banished. I shouldn't be...
-Lemon-flavored.
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Sorry. Has anybody ever
actually gotten back from here?
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-Ah, sure. Few weeks ago. Or was it years?
-There's gotta be something.
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A one-eyed green ball
and a big, blue furry fellow were here.
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Now they were in a hurry to get back, too.
What a coinkydink.
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-You mean Mike and Sulley?
-Yeah! Now I remember.
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Used to work with them in the mail room.
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-They made it back, they're in charge now.
-Good for them.
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Ha. So they made it back.
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Yeah, I miss that place.
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Handing out all the mail,
seeing all the monsters around the office.
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But at least livin' here just got better.
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-It did?
-Sure did, cave-mate.
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00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,634
Oh, I don't know about cave-mate.
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Hey, I got a spare grotto.
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Rent's very reasonable.
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Hey, you can pay me in yak dung.
First, make sure it's dry.
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(VAL GASPS)
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Val?
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Another roomie!
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You're the...
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Adorable Snowman.
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I heard you ate some guy
in Monsters Resources.
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-Who? Dale?
-That's what I heard.
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I didn't eat Dale. Dale quit.
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Went to school
to become a massage therapist.
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Which I'm like,
"You need a school for that?"
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Uh, yeah. Nine months. And a lot of money.
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-Yeah, I'm misunderstood.
-Oh.
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But now, I got some friends
that understand me.
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-Oh.
-Hey! I'll get some games.
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We can play Pin the Tail on a Yak
or Name That Yak or Yakopoly.
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00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,299
Yakopoly? I love games, too.
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-Okay, we gotta get back. Let's go.
-Let's stay.
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-Stay? What? No.
-Come on, Tylor.
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You wanna spend your life here?
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Please, can we stay?
Please, please, please.
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-Please, please...
-TYLOR: No. No. No.
197
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,646
-Please.
-I'm missing my big chance. Come on.
198
00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:07,107
But I feel bad.
He seems too nice to be banished.
199
00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,942
Must've done something. Not my problem.
200
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,068
-You know what?
-No.
201
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,613
-I'm gonna find out why.
-Great! Awesome You do you.
202
00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,741
There you are, Ty-Ty.
You had me worried sick.
203
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:16,950
-Give me a hug.
-No. No, no.
204
00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,911
No time. Gotta get to the Laugh Floor.
205
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,329
-Hug.
-Double hug.
206
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,830
Triple hug!
207
00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,207
(ALL EXCLAIM)
208
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,877
What's he doing here?
He stole 27 1/2 cars from the parking lot.
209
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,172
No, he was banished for drinking screams
directly from the canisters.
210
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,548
Is this true?
211
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:35,886
-What would I do with half a car?
-Oh, who knows the twisted criminal mind?
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00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,638
He's gotta go. Assisting or harboring
213
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,848
a banished monster
is punishable by banishment.
214
00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:40,933
"Banishment"?
215
00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,769
And you definitely can't hide them
in your apartment.
216
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:44,937
Not that I would know.
217
00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,439
-Wait. Where'd he go?
-I don't know. I don't care.
218
00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:50,484
I gotta get up to the Laugh Floor.
I'm missing my big chance.
219
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,612
(CHUCKLES) You think I'm scared,
but I'm not.
220
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,156
We've got to catch him
or we're all going down.
221
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"We"?
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Come on. Faster, faster.
223
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,536
-Come on.
-ADORABLE: Hey, Giant Eye!
224
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,079
-Late night last night?
-How did...
225
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,497
Lookin' a little bloodshot, pal.
226
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,999
No. You can't be here.
You're gonna get me banished.
227
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,545
If you do get banished, you can ignore
the shoebox under the ice couch.
228
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,380
I keep my toenail clippings in there.
229
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,215
I was thinking about making a necklace.
230
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,843
If and when I find a Mrs. Adorable.
231
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:19,930
It's great to be back.
And this place hasn't changed a bit.
232
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,100
(CHUCKLES) Except Thomas has put on
a couple of pounds.
233
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,310
-Thomas?
-Now, time to find Mike and Sulley.
234
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,354
No. You can't see them right now.
235
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,982
They're very busy.
They're very, very busy right now.
236
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,986
-Oh. Hi. Hi, Ms. Flint.
-Hi.
237
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MS. FLINT: You look familiar.
238
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:39,116
-Because today I was on the Laugh Floor...
-No, not you. Him.
239
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,784
Oh. Oh. Oh.
240
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,452
Him? No. No, no.
241
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,496
He's my, um, dad.
242
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,457
Isn't that right? Dad?
243
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,627
Well, it's possible. I mean...
(CHUCKLES) There was this one time...
244
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,546
We don't need to get into the details.
245
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,131
All right. Come on, let's go.
246
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,966
It was great to see you, Ms. Flint.
247
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,177
I'm sure I'll see you on the Laugh Floor.
248
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,803
Dad just walked off.
249
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,639
He did? He did. (CHUCKLES)
250
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,558
Dad!
251
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:08,854
This is how I caught my second husband.
Impossible to escape.
252
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:09,938
How'd he get out?
253
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:11,815
He got out?
254
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,693
The Door Division is currently busy.
Please hold.
255
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,070
Hey, Otis, you got a promotion!
256
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,238
(YELPS)
257
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Were you un-banished?
258
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:23,202
Not officially.
It's a habeas corpus issue, really.
259
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,537
Excuse me. I just need to
drop off my son's lunch.
260
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,289
(CHUCKLING) He left it at home.
261
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,125
Hey, you sound familiar.
Have you ever been banished?
262
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,753
Uh, oops. Sorry. Excuse me.
We're just on our way...
263
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-Tylor.
-Oh. Dad?
264
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,798
You forgot your lunch, knucklehead.
265
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:42,012
Uh, oh. Thank you. Uh, see you later.
Come on, Dad.
266
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,096
Huh? "Dad"?
267
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,016
Uh, oh, yeah, right. His nickname is Dad.
(CHUCKLES)
268
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Weird. See you later, Dad.
269
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,728
All right, come on, let's go. Dad?
270
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,899
Uh... Daddy? Dad!
271
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,280
Tuskmon, shouldn't you be
on the Laugh Floor?
272
00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:03,158
Just a little problem.
Just fixing a little problem. (STUTTERS)
273
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:04,952
I'll be right back.
274
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,539
-Needleman, Smitty. Have you guys seen...
-Santa?
275
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:12,042
-No, not Santa. No.
-See? I told you it wasn't Santa.
276
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,546
-It was just some tall, white, furry guy.
-Uh, furry guy. Right. Where'd he go?
277
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,423
-(GASPS)
-Mike's got another parking ticket.
278
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,592
I enjoy reading unopened mail.
279
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,178
Makes me feel like I have actual friends.
280
00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:26,849
Oh, yeah, no, that's very interesting,
and most likely illegal.
281
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,726
But, um, hey, look,
I was thinking, random thought. Uh...
282
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:33,021
Mike and Sulley would love to have
one of your famous snow cones, right?
283
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,857
-Am I right?
-There's a good idea.
284
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,900
Yeah. Nothing says "Un-banish me"
285
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,819
like a cold snow cone on a hot day.
286
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,654
So, let's go. Let's keep it moving.
287
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,032
Okay, here we are. Here we are.
288
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,868
You, uh, comin' with me?
289
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,370
Oh. Uh, no, no. You go. Just you.
290
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,580
I'm gonna stay here.
291
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,499
Make sure nothing goes wrong
with the, um, old door, so...
292
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,251
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Good thinking.
293
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,502
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
294
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,129
(SQUEAKS)
295
00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:01,300
ROZE: So you wanna know why
this Abominable was banished?
296
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,678
I searched all the files, but everything
of Waternoose's was wiped clean.
297
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,889
And since Roz knew everything
that went on here,
298
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:11,727
and she was number one,
I thought I'd come to... number two?
299
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,104
Hmm...
300
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,732
ADORABLE: Yaks mostly eat grass
and wildflowers,
301
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,942
and some people think
they have four stomachs.
302
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,486
But they really have one stomach
with four compartments.
303
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,447
-Really?
-And the milk... Delicious.
304
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,407
But you know what really gets
the taste buds hoppin'?
305
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,825
-Mm...
-Yak yogurt.
306
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:30,120
Okay, could you just stop with
the yak yakking yak? Okay? Please?
307
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,289
(SIGHS)
308
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,833
Today was my big chance to be a jokester.
309
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,793
"Jokester"? What's a jokester?
310
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,128
That's right. You don't... (SIGHS)
311
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,173
It's laugh power now. No more scare power.
312
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,217
-Really?
-I was gonna be a Scarer,
313
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,887
but now my only chance to
get on that floor is to make a kid laugh.
314
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,599
Yeah, I know how you feel, kid.
315
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:54,937
But when life throws you a snowball,
make snow cones.
316
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:56,980
(BOTH GRUNTING)
317
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,234
Okay. Back in you go.
318
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,944
Hey, thanks for lettin' us down.
319
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,655
(SCREAMS) If you're gonna eat someone,
eat her first.
320
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,908
Don't know who put this snare here,
but watch your step.
321
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,660
That's a safety hazard.
322
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,412
Okay, you should really
get going now, all right?
323
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:15,541
You go get those snow cones, all right?
For Mike and Sulley.
324
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:16,834
And you.
325
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:20,212
You need to get to that Laugh Floor,
future jokester.
326
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,339
You know,
327
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,633
it's really nice.
328
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,093
Nice?
329
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,929
Nice havin' someone that's got your back.
330
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,767
Tylor, you're a good friend.
331
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,023
(SIGHS)
332
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:43,193
Well, back where he belongs,
and good riddance.
333
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,370
(WHIRRING)
334
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,634
What?
335
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,053
If you have something to say, say it.
336
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,764
I didn't think so.
337
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:18,645
-VAL: (GASPS) Double T.
-Val, I... I gotta go.
338
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,522
I found out why he was banished.
339
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,399
-No.
-He didn't eat Dale, or steal cars,
340
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,902
-or drink screams. He never hurt anybody.
-(SIGHS)
341
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,987
I don't understand.
Then why was he be banished?
342
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,531
He saw a letter from Waternoose
343
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:33,911
about plans for a machine
that would extract screams from kids.
344
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,414
Oh. He knew about the Scream Extractor.
345
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:41,460
After that, Waternoose
banished him for life.
346
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,422
But he just wanted a friend.
347
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,009
MIKE: Hey, Tylor, get in here.
348
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:52,346
We've just about met the power demand,
and you're not even on the board.
349
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:56,266
The kid loved it.
You should have heard him laugh.
350
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,351
(BOTH LAUGHING)
351
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,521
Who knew Carla and that liquid-emitting
flora was so funny? (CHUCKLES)
352
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,356
-I love surprises.
-I, uh...
353
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:04,816
I gotta go.
354
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:07,945
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
355
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:10,739
(WHIRRING)
356
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:15,536
(CHIMES)
357
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,417
(SIGHS)
358
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,088
(MACHINE BEEPS)
359
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,632
Mr. Tuskmon, you're good to go.
360
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,364
Uh...
361
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:53,866
Sorry.
362
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,159
Here.
363
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:13,677
(DOOR CHIMES)
364
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,306
Uh-oh.
Sulley, this door looks very familiar.
365
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:22,436
-Snow cones for everybody!
-We've got lemon and lingonberry.
366
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,188
And zero-calorie snow-flavored.
367
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,064
Adorable, what are you doing here?
368
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,566
Perfect timing. Yum!
369
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,985
With this heat,
I could sure use a snow cone.
370
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,070
Guys, it's been years.
371
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,822
We were in your cave a month ago.
372
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,366
Yeah, but it's that's
a long time in Yeti years.
373
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,451
Snow cone?
374
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,119
What a way to cool off.
375
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,454
Mmm.
376
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,248
(LISPING) And these lemon ones,
they're a little tart.
377
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,750
(KISSES)
378
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,293
Makes my mouth feel funny.
379
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,879
Yeah, it was all my friend Tylor's idea.
380
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:53,842
Um, Sulley, Mike, I feel like Adorable
here has been banished long enough.
381
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:57,554
More like unjustly banished by Waternoose
for discovering the Scream Extractor.
382
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,223
Scream Extractor? (SCOFFS)
383
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,808
-No wonder he wanted to get rid of you.
-(MIKE SMACKS LIPS)
384
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:04,561
(LISPING) You shouldn't have
been banished but rewarded.
385
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:05,646
You're right, Mike.
386
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:09,816
Adorable, now that I'm CEO
of Monsters Incorporated,
387
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,236
I hereby un-banish you.
388
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,239
You hear that? Officially un-banished.
389
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,699
-Whoo-hoo! Yes!
-And no more mail room for you.
390
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,535
You're getting a promotion as...
391
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:23,038
Official snow cone seller
of Monsters Incorporated.
392
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,290
-I'll have lemon.
-Make that two.
393
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,793
-There you go.
-Congratulations, Carla.
394
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:31,588
I'll see ya and your funny flower
tomorrow on the Laugh Floor.
395
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,048
Oh, thanks.
396
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,009
Hey, sorry you missed your chance.
397
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:38,846
Eh, I'll get another one.
It's me, remember?
398
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:41,473
Besides, when life throws you a snowball,
399
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,809
you make a snow cone.
400
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,521
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
401
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,606
(MEN SCATTING)
402
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,154
(MEN VOCALIZING)
403
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:03,287
Okay, today we're going to discuss
the most crucial component of a joke.
404
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,997
In the business, it's known as the...
405
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,875
Kaitlyn... (CHUCKLES)
You need to wait until the...
406
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,002
No, no, we discussed this...
407
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:11,712
In rehearsal. (CLEARS THROAT)
408
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,463
Please don't...
(IMITATES PERCUSSIVE STING)
409
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:14,882
Until we... Until we get...
410
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,426
Until we get to the punch line!
411
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,344
(SIGHS)
412
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,680
This is where the giant boxing glove
is supposed...
413
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:26,018
(GROANS) Now, Kaitlyn. Now!
414
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,229
(PERCUSSIVE STING)
415
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,982
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
416
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,729
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
417
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:21,842
(CHEERFUL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
418
00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:15,812
ADORABLE: Say, did you hear the one
about the monster
419
00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:18,524
who walked into the doctor's office
with a yak on his back?
420
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:21,026
The doctor says, "What's wrong?"
421
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:24,821
And the monster says,
"I think I've got a yak problem."
422
00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:27,074
-(PERCUSSIVE STING)
-ADORABLE: Thanks, Kaitlyn!