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Oh, uh, hey, Val. There's something wrong
with this old machine here.

2
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I think it might be broken.

3
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(GASPS)
That's more than an old machine, Double T.

4
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I told you, her name's Vendy.

5
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Right. Forgot it, uh, has a name.

6
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-She has a name.
-Of course, right, yes.

7
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Fritz named her.

8
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She's as much a MIFTer as any of us.

9
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And a little moody sometimes.

10
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So, all you gotta do is say, "Hi, Vendy!"
Like that.

11
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Oh, okay. Sure. Uh, hi, Vendy.

12
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Good. Now bump the left side
with your fist.

13
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Bump-bump-bump.

14
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Then wait a beat, big bump.

15
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Bump-bump-bump, wait a beat, big bump.

16
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-Got it. Okay. Thanks.
-Yep.

17
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CUTTER: Don't bump too hard.

18
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Few years back, Nathan in marketing
shook her and bam!

19
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Squashed him like a bug.

20
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He's an invertebrate, he was okay.

21
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And we got free candy, so, heh...

22
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Oh, well, it's good to hear
you got free candy.

23
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(CHUCKLES) Okay, Vendy, here we go.

24
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Uh...

25
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Bump-bump-bump, wait a beat, and big bump!

26
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-Oh, no!
-Hey!

27
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-(VAL GASPS)
-That doesn't sound good.

28
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What'd you do?

29
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Jumping gaskets! What's wrong with Vendy?

30
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Don't know. I just bumped it.

31
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CUTTER: No!
FRITZ: No, no, no!

32
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Ooh!

33
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-(BUZZING STOPS)
-Like I said, I think it's...

34
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broken.

35
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Today, we mourn the passing

36
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of another very special member
of our MIFT family, Vendy. (SOBBING)

37
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We're having a funeral
for a vending machine?

38
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Not just any vending machine.

39
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Vendy and I began our careers here
at Monsters, Inc. on the very same day.

40
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Me, an ambitious young mechanic.

41
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Vendy, a machine with a dream
of dispensing chilled drinks

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at an inflated price
because of the convenience.

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She was worth it!

44
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FRITZ: She wouldn't want us to cry.

45
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But instead, to celebrate her life.

46
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VAL: Vendy, no!

47
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My dear Vendy, she's gone.

48
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Old and broken.

49
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Gets you to thinking.

50
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Maybe I'm old and broken, too.

51
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Thanks, Haggis, we'll pay you
out of the miscellaneous expense account.

52
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-(SIGHS) This is my fault.
-No, it's not.

53
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Sure it is.

54
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He's the one that jammed
his freakishly oversized antler

55
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right through Vendy.

56
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You're better at breaking things
than fixin' 'em.

57
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First Vendy, now Fritz.

58
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Look at that, Sulley.

59
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With your excellent management skills
and my comedic prowess,

60
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our profits are up, up, up.

61
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Actually, profits are down, down, down.

62
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Mike, the jokesters are doing their best,

63
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but laugh canister output
has been decreasing.

64
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Right, but with me and Sulley in charge,
morale has never been higher.

65
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Morale has never been lower!

66
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-Maybe your graph-thingie is upside down.
-No, my graph-thingie is correct.

67
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I'll tell you why morale's down,
it's these depressing charts.

68
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We're not generating enough laugh power.

69
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-MIKE: What?
-Until we do,

70
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we gotta figure a way
to cheer folks up and trim our budget.

71
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Right. I'll tell you what.

72
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At lunch, I will only play 17 holes,
instead of all 18.

73
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I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

74
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Mr. Wazowski, we're gonna
have to make deeper cuts than that.

75
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FRITZ: Trim my staff?

76
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Sounds like you're asking me

77
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to involuntarily remove someone
from their job.

78
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<i>Are you doing that?</i>

79
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-It's Bean from accounting. Budget cuts.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

80
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Fritz has to fire one of us.

81
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-What?
-One of us is gonna get fired?

82
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I prefer the term "axed." Has more bite.

83
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And he has to do it by end of the week!
(SHUSHES)

84
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Here he comes. Act natural.

85
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DUNCAN: (SINGING)
<i>Essential employee</i>

86
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(SIGHS) Sad sigh.

87
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Uh, you okay, Fritz?

88
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Need me to wash your car?
Reupholster your chair?

89
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-Duncan!
-Be your butler without pay?

90
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No, no, no. I'm fine.

91
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You know, I could
really use a Drooler Cooler.

92
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But Vendy's gone.

93
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A really sad sigh. (SOBS)

94
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Whoa. Bad day to break Fritz's
favorite vending machine, eh, College Boy?

95
00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:07,182
Last in, first out. (CHUCKLES)

96
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TYLOR: (SIGHS) All right.
You heard Duncan.

97
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Don't listen to him.

98
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Why not? He's right.

99
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I'm not a good MIFTer.
I can't even fix anything.

100
00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,569
Sure you can, remember?
You wrenched the nut.

101
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One nut, Val. I wrenched one nut.

102
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If I'm fired, that's it. My life's over.

103
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No more chance at being a jokester.
I won't even...

104
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I won't even get to see you guys.

105
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You want me to tell you
how to boost morale?

106
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Yes! Because you're "always watching."

107
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Or is it "always stinking"?
I don't know. Whatever it is.

108
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(GROANS) No more coffee screamer?
What's the point?

109
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How about you approve
your paperwork on time?

110
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That would make me smile.

111
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And I've been told
I have an infectious grin.

112
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-Eeh.
-(WHIMPERS)

113
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-TYLOR: You sure this'll work?
-We'll buy him a Drooler Cooler.

114
00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,363
That'll cheer Fritz up,
you won't get fired.

115
00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:04,615
What's wrong with Fritz?

116
00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,202
Oh, uh, hey, Mike. I broke his favorite
vending machine this morning...

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-Vendy.
-Yeah, Vendy, yeah.

118
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I broke Vendy this morning and...

119
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And he needs a new one!

120
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That's it!
I got two words for ya, "upgrades!"

121
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Upgrades is one word.

122
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The perfect way to boost morale.

123
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And if we boost morale, we boost laughs.

124
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And if we boost laughs, we boost profits.

125
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And nobody has to be let go.

126
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Except maybe Stinky.

127
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I heard that.

128
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A new vending machine?

129
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Look at that. It even has hot foods.

130
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That's pretty hot.

131
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That's right, sir.
I had it installed just for you.

132
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You had it installed?
No, no. This wasn't Duncan's idea.

133
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Yeah, Val and I
gave Mike the idea to upgrade.

134
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-But I approved the delivery.
-No, no.

135
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-VAL: Duncan!
-I don't think I like this.

136
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-DUNCAN: Me neither.
-It's too soon.

137
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-DUNCAN: Way too soon.
-I miss Vendy.

138
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This was College Boy's
hair-brained scheme.

139
00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,882
What? No!
I didn't ask Mike to send this down.

140
00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:05,843
-Said it was your idea.
-It was Mike's idea.

141
00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,511
-Upgrades.
-This is all their fault.

142
00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,762
-Keep that in mind.
-Hold on.

143
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-VAL: Duncan...
-Nobody trusts you.

144
00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:11,890
-Not my fault.
-You sound ridiculous.

145
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DUNCAN: You're the insane one.
"I'm Tylor Tylor Tylor Tylor."

146
00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,855
-TYLOR: Stop it.
-I'll take care of it, sir.

147
00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:21,275
Wow! Look at all these
refreshing Drooler Cooler flavors.

148
00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,484
I like this!

149
00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:23,861
And it was all my idea!

150
00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,571
-Really, Duncan?
-FRITZ: How do I choose?

151
00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,489
There's Spineapple! That sounds...

152
00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:29,491
-Whatever you want.
-Taste Free, Bilgeberry.

153
00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,285
Maybe I'm just gonna go for Bile Blast.

154
00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,078
If you're happy, I'm happy.

155
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FRITZ: Bump-bump-bump. Bitty bump.

156
00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,043
Oh, my!

157
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,090
The acidity's astounding.

158
00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:46,842
I can't feel my tongue, but so what?

159
00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,719
Maybe I should've tried the Lemon Slime.

160
00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,804
That'd have been
more delightful and refreshing.

161
00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:53,015
Hey, look, there's an "exchange" button.

162
00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,099
FRITZ: Huh?
VAL: Right there.

163
00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:55,434
Oh. Jumping gaskets!

164
00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,437
Whoa!

165
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Would you look at that?

166
00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,524
Bitty bump.

167
00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,445
I can't get over it!
This is really something.

168
00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,822
Thank you, Vendy Two. (KISSES)

169
00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,033
And thank you all.

170
00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:13,285
You know, I'm having a really rough week

171
00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,579
and this makes me feel
a smidgy bit better.

172
00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,628
You hear that? He thanked us.
We're not getting fired.

173
00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:26,048
No, no. He thanked <i>moi.</i>
I'm not getting fired.

174
00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,300
-(INDISTINCT CHEERING)
-Get ready! Bam!

175
00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:32,888
Oozeball? I thought we were
supposed to not spend money.

176
00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,891
Sulley, you're not thinking
like an out-of-touch overpaid CEO.

177
00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,601
To make money, you gotta spend money.

178
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NEEDLEMAN: No!

179
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:41,980
-No!
-(GROANS)

180
00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,066
-SANDERSON: Goal!
-Yes!

181
00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,943
See? Morale's already up.

182
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,236
Okay, we'll keep this one.

183
00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,905
Too late, buddy.
I already ordered 96 of 'em.

184
00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,330
DUNCAN: He's in there right now.
Going through our files.

185
00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,915
Making his decision.

186
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:03,252
Don't think your little vending machine
trick will work, College Boy.

187
00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,587
You can't snack your way
out of gettin' fired.

188
00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,089
Oh, I think I already have.

189
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,550
-Whoa! Hot Snots?
-Hot Snots?

190
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:12,803
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Not so fast. No, no, you can't have those.

191
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,471
-Hot Snots are my thing.
-Your thing?

192
00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:16,223
They've been my thing since I was three.

193
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,226
Three? My mom popped those babies
instead of prenatals, okay?

194
00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,477
-Explains a lot.
-I win.

195
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,355
-You'll have to find another favorite.
-Seriously? I'm getting them.

196
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,523
-No, you're not.
-Stop it.

197
00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:25,607
-DUNCAN: You stop!
-Mine.

198
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,900
-DUNCAN: No, no, no! Mine!
-Mine!

199
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,659
(CHUCKLES)
Now you're definitely getting fired.

200
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,495
You're the one who kept push-push-pushing.
He's firing you!

201
00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:41,540
-Fritz is gonna be so upset.
-(SIGHS) Yeah, I better fix this thing.

202
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,626
Whoa, no, no, no. You can't fix anything,
we've established that.

203
00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,421
I'll fix it,
and you just stand there and be fired.

204
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,299
Ah, see here... Oh! And... ooh!

205
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,342
(STUTTERS) Says to call
an authorized service center.

206
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,470
Authorized schm-authorized.
That's for amateurs like you.

207
00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:58,849
Don't touch that yellow wire.

208
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:03,270
Reroute this to that. Tighten this.
Jiggly this thingie. And boom!

209
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,855
Let's give this thing a try.

210
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,653
There! Good as new.
I'll just get rid of all this stuff.

211
00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,780
Wait, wait, wait. What are those?

212
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:16,617
You know, extra parts.
Bunch of doohickeys.

213
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,619
-VAL: Doohickeys?
-Not gonna make any difference.

214
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:21,205
Oh, I think I need
another Drooler Cooler pick-me-up.

215
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,498
I've got a lot on my mind.

216
00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:24,791
-(BEEPS)
-Ooh!

217
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,920
Spittle Splash flavor.
That sounds scrumptious.

218
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,843
Pop Farts? I don't want Pop Farts.

219
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,554
-(MACHINE ROARS)
-Huh?

220
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,100
-BOTH: Are you okay?
-No! I got canned!

221
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,186
There's something wrong with that machine!

222
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,357
-In my office! Everyone!
-VAL: In your office!

223
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:03,830
Oh, it's like everything and nothing
at the same time.

224
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,667
It just speaks to me. (SNIFFLES)

225
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,169
-What's it say to you, Sulley?
-That we're broke?

226
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,254
Look what else I got.

227
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,090
I bought a Vincent Van Gross
and a Claw Monet.

228
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,883
SULLEY: Is that a Michelfangelo?

229
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,552
Yes! It's culture.

230
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:19,179
Culture boosts morale.
And morale boosts profits.

231
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:22,808
Ooh, an Andy Gorhal. One of his Goop Cans.

232
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,102
Very inspiring!

233
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,480
See? Okay. Now this one...

234
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,440
stinks.

235
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:33,068
I just don't get this one. I don't get it.

236
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:37,239
Doohickeys? You took out doohickeys?

237
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,615
Never remove doohickeys.

238
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,868
I was fixing it because he broke it!

239
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:41,952
-No! You broke it!
-You!

240
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,912
Let's all remain calm. Because I'm calm.

241
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:45,414
I'm gonna call the service center.

242
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,751
Vend-o service. Can I help you?

243
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:52,462
Oh, yes, you can!
Our machine, it's gone crazy!

244
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,298
Calm down, sir. Everything will be fine.

245
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,592
As long as
you didn't remove any doohickeys.

246
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,135
But we did!

247
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,264
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
-Hello? Hello?

248
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,932
The phone line's been cut!

249
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,643
It's cut the phone line! (ECHOES)

250
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,274
DUNCAN: <i>My dearest mother,</i>
<i>I pen this from the front lines.</i>

251
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:15,527
<i>A vending machine gone rogue</i>
<i>has declared us its foe.</i>

252
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:18,530
<i>Do not despair,</i>
<i>nor pine for my safe return.</i>

253
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,157
<i>Know that I fought with valor.</i>

254
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,619
<i>Your loving son, Duncan P. Anderson,</i>

255
00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,537
<i>MIFT Deputy Supervisor.</i>

256
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:28,999
TYLOR: Okay, you guys stay here,
I'm gonna go out and fix it.

257
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,460
Whoa, and let you be the hero? No.

258
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,254
Let a good MIFTer save the MIFTers.

259
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,520
Oh... Ah-ha!

260
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,386
Who's the hero now?

261
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:25,931
FRITZ: Duncan! Duncan!

262
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,432
Look behind you! (STUTTERS)

263
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:28,684
-Duncan!
-What?

264
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,356
Let me out of here! (SCREAMS)

265
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,067
It ate Duncan!

266
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,777
Oh, no! Not...

267
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,405
Any body parts left?
I got dibs on an eyestalk.

268
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,575
Here you are.
Compliments of Monsters, Incorporated.

269
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,578
This one is for you. This one is for you.
This one is for you.

270
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,037
This one is for you, my friend.

271
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,998
-Hey, Mike. What's in the envelopes?
-Money.

272
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,082
-Money?
-Money.

273
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,458
-You mean money-money?
-Yeah.

274
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,210
I'm calling it "Free Money Mondays."

275
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,588
I'm tellin' ya,
morale has never been better!

276
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,339
Where'd you get all that cash?

277
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,592
From your emergency money jar
hidden under your bed.

278
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,676
-But...
-This is for you.

279
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,386
-But...
-This is an emergency, right?

280
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,637
This one is for you.

281
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:09,349
DUNCAN: (SCREAMS)
Please! Let me out of here!

282
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:10,601
We've got to save him!

283
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:11,685
Okay. How?

284
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,897
-(GASPS) You!
-(STUTTERS) Me?

285
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,940
You may not be the best MIFTer
at fixing stuff,

286
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,984
but you're pretty good at breaking it.

287
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,652
Thanks. I think.

288
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,780
So, get out there and fix-break Vendy Two.

289
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,911
-Yeah, do your worst!
-VAL: Double T!

290
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,204
Really mess things up!

291
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:35,375
DUNCAN: Somebody let me out!
It's not as spacious as it looks.

292
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,004
Time to get to work.

293
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,470
Woah, he really would've made
a great Scarer.

294
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,554
FRITZ: Get back!

295
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:06,865
I'll never remove a doohickey again. Ugh!

296
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,951
-Ooh, yeah! Double T! Double T!
-All right!

297
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,245
That was some
top-notch destruction, Muscles!

298
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,413
-That was some good MIFT-ing!
-(WHISTLES)

299
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:14,498
Come on. Thanks, guys.

300
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,542
It was fine, it was okay. At best.

301
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:18,460
I, uh...

302
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:22,631
I've got some news
I need to share with all of you.

303
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,887
"Oozeball tables, fine art,
Free Money Mondays"?

304
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,722
I have more ideas where those came from.

305
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:33,684
-How about a rooftop swimming pool?
-We don't need a swimming pool.

306
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,311
-A Monsters, Inc. swim team!
-We don't need a swim team.

307
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:37,896
Then who's gonna use the pool?

308
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,315
Bean, I can explain all this.

309
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,277
Actually, I can't explain any of it.

310
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,154
Hello? What's to explain?
Look at my graph-thingie.

311
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,407
I've never seen
morale turn around this quick.

312
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,909
And our laugh canister output
has already doubled.

313
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,494
Really? Well.

314
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:55,038
At this rate,
profits should turn around rather quickly.

315
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,833
It was all Mike's doing. Good job, Mikey.

316
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,501
Aw, thank you. Thank you, Sulley.

317
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:00,836
(CHUCKLING) No problem.

318
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,254
And did you hear?

319
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:06,175
Tomorrow's Pay Me Back Tuesday.

320
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,347
Well, accounting has asked me

321
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:16,768
to cut a member of our MIFT staff
due to budget cuts.

322
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,938
I couldn't bear to see any of you go.

323
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:22,900
You're my family.

324
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:27,237
So, just like Vendy was old and broken
and had to go,

325
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,240
I guess I'm old and broken and...

326
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,493
I have to go, too.

327
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:36,330
-VAL: You're... You mean, you're...
-I'm retiring.

328
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,582
You're retiring! (STUTTERS) I mean...

329
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:42,461
You're retiring? Oh, sad, sad day.

330
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,004
-(PHONE RINGING)
-Excuse me.

331
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,549
That's probably Monsters Resources
calling about my last day.

332
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,929
This isn't right.

333
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:56,183
Fritz is the most generous
and kind monster I've ever met.

334
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,809
I'm the one that should go, not him.

335
00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,937
No, no.
Don't sell yourself short, College Boy.

336
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,065
As your new supervisor,
I'll go easy on ya.

337
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,609
Good news, good news, everybody!

338
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,694
Morale is up, so productivity is up,

339
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,571
so accounting is cancelling
the budget cups!

340
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,073
-You mean budget cuts?
-Those, too!

341
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,075
-So you can stay?
-I can stay!

342
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,993
-You can stay!
-CUTTER: All right!

343
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,412
But you don't have to!
I mean, are you sure, sir?

344
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:19,748
I mean, you know,
think about all the gardening, huh?

345
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,876
Travel discounts,
the pickle ball tournaments! Come on!

346
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,921
I'm sure, Duncan.
None of us MIFTers are goin' anywhere.

347
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,005
Though... (SIGHS)

348
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,800
We still lost Vendy.

349
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,223
Morning, MIFTers!

350
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,517
-So, uh, what's up?
-I don't know.

351
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,561
Tylor wouldn't let us in
till you got here.

352
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,940
Come on in. But cover your eyes.

353
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,442
All right. There you go, come on in.

354
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:51,989
Yeah, yeah. Just over here.
Careful, careful. Okay.

355
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,119
Hold right there. Up, up! Keep 'em closed.

356
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,246
And open!

357
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,455
Surprise!

358
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,586
FRITZ: Vendy, she's back!
VAL: Vendy!

359
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:06,837
Ah! You fixed her!

360
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,380
More like blindly cobbled.

361
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,049
Hey, look,
I fixed something all by myself.

362
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,093
And I kept all the doohickeys.

363
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,553
Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

364
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,431
Well, give it a try, Ty-Ty. Give it a try!

365
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,599
Hi, Vendy!

366
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,520
Bump-bump-bump, big bump!

367
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,484
One Drooler Cooler!

368
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:33,197
Who needs all those fancy flavors
when I've got Drooler Cooler Classic?

369
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,325
-(KISSES)
-And we get to keep classic Fritz.

370
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,411
Goodness, I feel just like Vendy,

371
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:43,582
all fixed up and ready
to work here at MIFT for years to come!

372
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,959
Wouldn't want it any other way, Fritz.

373
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,711
-Cheers.
-CUTTER: Cheers, Big Ears.

374
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,379
DUNCAN: Oh, yeah, cheers. Whatever.

375
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,899
MIKE: Now, if there's one thing
that human children find funny,

376
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,693
-besides poop, it's clowns!
-(EXCLAIMS)

377
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,196
So let's put on that greasepaint
and see what we got.

378
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:19,117
Not bad, Tylor.
Excellent use of tiny hats.

379
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,577
Okay. Good, good.

380
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:23,705
Um, Mr. Wazowski, check this out.

381
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,960
-Ta-da! (BLOWS)
-MIKE: Nicely...

382
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,044
done.

383
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:32,756
Um, maybe scale it back a little, Carla.
Okay, who's next?

384
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,553
Yikes! Okay, big guy. How about a smile?

385
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:46,019
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Maybe you're more of
a "knock-knock joke" kind of guy?

386
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:37,691
RUDY: <i>And the moral of the story is...</i>

387
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:40,235
<i>you never remove a doohickey.</i>