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NEEDLEMAN:
(WHISPERING) Did you come alone?
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(WHISPERING) Yes.
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What's the password?
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Okay. What's the password?
What's the password?
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(NORMALLY) Okay. I have no idea.
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Psst.
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Capital one, two, three,
lowercase four, five, six.
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(WHISPERING) Thank you.
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(NORMALLY) One, two,
three, four, five, six!
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NEEDLEMAN AND SMITTY: Enter, friend.
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Welcome to Needleman and Smitty's
vacation door emporium.
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I love vacation doors.
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That's right.
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Each of these doors was personally rescued
by us from the shredder,
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and guaranteed to deliver you to
an isolated, human-free destination.
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Okay. Oh, please. I can't wait.
Tell me, what do you got?
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Who wouldn't wanna chill out on a cruise
to an abandoned ship in the Arctic Circle?
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This vacation sounds cool.
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Shut up! I give the sales pitch,
you're the glamour model.
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Transyl-Romania is known
for blood-sucking vampires.
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But what doesn't suck are the deluxe
amenities of this musty, deserted castle.
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You'll have a rotten time
in this decaying cabin in the woods.
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-(GROANS)
-Nah, too fishy. What else you got?
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Soak up the sun at this condemned
Caribbean beach resort.
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Beach vacation!
Yes, yes, yes! That's the one!
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Excellent choice, my good man.
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This vacated vacation paradise is yours.
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Hold it.
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You're so sure that using a door
that was supposed to be shredded
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isn't against company policy?
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Oh, we don't say "against company policy."
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That's right. We say "debit or credit."
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FRITZ: Okay, everybody, are you ready?
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'Cause it's time to play...
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(IN UNISON) Wheel of Temporary Supervisor!
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Today's my lucky day, Roto.
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-Can you feel it? Can you feel it? Yes!
-(PURRING)
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Why is my name on there?
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When Fritz goes on vacation,
the wheel picks a temporary supervisor.
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I see the ambition
in your eyes, College Boy.
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You'd love to have me under your thumb,
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squishing me with your little
temporary supervisor thumb.
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-(GROWLS)
-Thumb? What are you...
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I've told you, Duncan.
I have no interest in Fritz's job, okay?
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-Uh-huh.
-I signed your ridiculous contract.
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Right. Like a two-faced charlatan like you
would honor a contract.
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-Two-face... What are you talking about?
-Come on. Let's go, wheel!
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Mama needs a temporary promotion!
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DUNCAN: Yes, yes, yes!
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-VAL: Come on, come on!
-DUNCAN: Yes, no, no, no!
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-Yes!
-CUTTER: Glad it's not me.
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Congratulations, Temporary Supervisor Val.
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Oh, I have so many fun things
planned for my employees.
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Mindfulness Mondays, Tamale Tuesdays,
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Waffle Wednesdays,
Friendly French Fry Fridays.
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What next, yoga? Uh-uh.
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Neither me nor my schedule is flexible.
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Yeah, yeah, let's hear it for Val.
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So much for my humble dream
of being temporary supervisor.
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I'll just throw away the only thing
I've ever wanted in my insignificant life.
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-Ah, great.
-(CHITTERS)
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-I can't even throw away my dreams right.
-TYLOR: Huh.
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Kinda goes against my better judgment,
but I feel a little sorry for him.
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Yeah. Yeah, Mom, you know how you always
told me, "Dreams can come true"? (SCOFFS)
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Yeah, well, uh,
I learned today that they can't.
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(VOICE BREAKING)
No, don't cry. Don't cry, Mom.
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-(SIGHS)
-I tried my best. I did. I did.
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I'll cry for the both of us.
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-Uh, Fritz?
-Huh?
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Looks like I made an oopsie.
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The temporary supervisor is Duncan.
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Me? Moi?
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(GASPS) The fates have chosen.
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Well, uh, Mr. Fritz, sir,
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there's no way I can match your
robust managerial skills, blah-blah-blah,
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but I will do my best
to make you proud, sir,
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and, uh, supervise the team.
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(SINGING) So I'm waving goodbye
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And while I'm gone
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I expect you all to maintain
the get-along, MIFTer spirit.
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Get Along's my middle name, sir.
Duncan P. "Get Along" Anderson.
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Now, you go get yourself a creepy colada
and make some memories!
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(SINGING) I'm getting sand in my toes
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-Have a great time.
-Enjoy.
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(SINGING) And I'll see ya in two weeks
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Bon voyage-e! (CHUCKLES)
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Hmm...
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Well, well, well.
Looks like I'm now the supervisor.
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-"Temporary."
-Supervisor.
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-For a limited time. (GROANS)
-Supervisor!
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And that means that everybody
has to do whatever I say.
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Now, who's under whose thumb, College Boy?
Squishy-squish-squish.
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(SIGHS) I hope you did the right thing.
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-(DOOR OPENS)
-DUNCAN: (OVER MEGAPHONE) Ahem.
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Hear ye, hear ye.
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Now presenting his Supervisorship,
Duncan P. Anderson.
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Huzzah.
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"Dearest Mother,
I have clawed my way to the middle,
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"and I now command a capable workforce."
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-Read that last bit back to me.
-I got it.
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-Read it back.
-"Dearest Mother..."
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-With enthusiasm.
-"Dearest Mother..."
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To my supervisory chambers,
and be quick about it.
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Chop-chop.
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Chop-chop, chop-chop, chop-chop.
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Ah.
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Hmm. Not good enough, Roto.
It's not good enough.
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Well, maybe the fifth time
will be the charm, College Boy.
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Up here, College Boy.
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Down there, College Boy.
Open your eyes, College Boy.
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Here, College Boy.
Over there, College Boy.
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DUNCAN: (REPEATING) College Boy!
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Pick up the pace, College Boy.
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Mr. Sullivan wants these old canisters
emptied by Friday.
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Too bad for you scream power's
a thing of the past, huh?
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Boombox!
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Back on canister duty, huh?
Glad I'm not you.
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That job's monotonous.
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Drive a monster crazy.
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I'll tell you who's crazy. Duncan.
Crazy with temporary supervisor power.
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-(GRUNTS)
-Hey, hey, hey, hey! Careful.
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You damage the valve of one of these,
even ones with barely any juice,
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it'll knock a monster your size
halfway across the room.
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Or if you're Duncan-size...
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...all the way across the room.
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Just sayin'.
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-TYLOR: Oh!
-(CHUCKLING)
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Whoops.
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You think that's funny, huh,
Mr. Jokester? (YELPS)
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Did I do that?
I guess I need better supervising.
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Oh, I'll supervise you.
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-TYLOR: No. Duncan. No, no.
-What are you doing?
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-No, that's... Let go of that.
-(LAUGHING)
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Okay, that's a bad idea, Duncan.
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-TYLOR: Duncan, let go!
-(SCREAMS)
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TYLOR: Okay.
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No!
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TYLOR: Run, run!
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-This is your fault!
-My fault?
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Mama!
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-(BLABBERING)
-Whoa! Whoa!
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Oh.
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-Huh?
-High score!
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Aw.
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-EMPLOYEE MONSTER: Uh-oh.
-Whoa.
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What caused that?
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Relax, Sulley, relax.
I'm sure it's nothing.
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See? Emergency power. Everything's A-okay.
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Mike, Sulley,
power's out in the entire city.
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-M.E.R.C.'s on the phone.
-M.E.R.C.?
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-M.E.R.C.
-Murray's Eye and Retina Center?
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Has it been six months
since my last appointment?
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No. M.E.R.C.-M.E.R.C., not Murray M.E.R.C.
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Monstropolis Energy Regulatory Commission.
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They're sending an investigator.
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So, not Murray?
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I'm just being clear.
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Oh, no, not him.
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That's Argus Blinks.
He hasn't taken a day off in 20 years.
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If he finds a problem, he'll shut us down.
This could be the end of laugh power.
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Argus Blinks, M.E.R.C. Investigator.
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James P. Sullivan,
CEO, Monsters, Incorporated.
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Yes, "Mr. Laugh Energy,"
I know who you are.
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Is that good or bad?
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I am here to determine
the cause of today's blackout,
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and whether or not a shutdown
or a change in management is in order.
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You'll have our full cooperation, sir.
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Full cooperation!
Now, if you could please sign in.
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What is this?
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That? Oh! (CHUCKLES)
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That's my lunch money.
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-Or it could be your lunch money.
-(SULLEY CLEARS THROAT)
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(SOFTLY) Mike.
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Are you trying to bribe me?
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(NORMALLY) No, no, of course he's not.
(SOFTLY) Put that away.
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That's so silly.
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By chance,
did you drop these box seat tickets
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to the Monstropolis Creepees game, uh,
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row double-A,
seats one through three, free food?
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Was that possibly yours, by any chance?
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-(NORMALLY) Are those my tickets?
-Your office, if you please.
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Right this way, sir.
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Welcome, sir. Mr. Wazowski wants us
to bribe you with a brand-new...
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Not now, boys. Not now.
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Excuse the car, sir.
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It's "Park Anywhere You Want" Day today.
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Hmm...
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Here's a 50. Get rid of the car.
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Wait, a 20. Here's a 20,
get rid of the car.
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You know what? Forget it.
Just get rid of the car.
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Almost. (GRUNTING)
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You got one more up there, kiddo.
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Forget that last canister.
It's not goin' anywhere.
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Tylor! You're not gonna believe this.
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Power's out all over Monstropolis.
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A M.E.R.C. investigator is on his way.
Heads are gonna roll...
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Whoa. What happened?
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-Duncan did it.
-College Boy did it.
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-You're in charge.
-It's not about me.
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I say you both did it.
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-It was your idea.
-Yeah. It's your fault.
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-You acted on it.
-Not about me.
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-You're all accountable.
-DUNCAN: Not about me.
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So are you. If it wasn't for you,
Duncan wouldn't be supervisor.
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-I can't lose my pension over this.
-I can't lose my shot at the Laugh Floor.
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Okay, okay. All right.
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The only way to save our jobs
is to hide all the evidence
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and make sure
nobody ever finds out the truth.
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I don't know.
Sounds like you're suggesting a cover-up.
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No! Not a cover-up.
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Just a thing where we all conspire
to avoid accountability for our actions.
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-So, a cover-up.
-(CHUCKLING) No!
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Why is this concept so difficult to grasp?
Not a cover-up.
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Mr. Blinks, you sure you don't want us
to take you to the control room?
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Not necessary, Mr. Sullivan.
My eyes can see everything from here.
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-(SULLEY SHUDDERS)
-Ugh, that's disturbing.
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That's comin' from a guy
who's nearly 100% eye.
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My highly-trained inspection orbs
will seek out the malfunction
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and report back to me what happened,
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-and who is responsible.
-Ugh!
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DUNCAN: It's not a cover-up, okay?
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As your supervisor, you're hiding it
from view with a large tarp.
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And you, as my subordinate, do as I say!
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Why is this supervisor thing
so important to you anyway?
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If you think that bein' supervisor
someday is all I've ever wanted,
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and that messin' this up is somehow
gonna crush my hopes and dreams,
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then that's, uh, you know...
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Oh, Duncan, I, uh... I didn't mean to...
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It's none of your business.
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-Now, get to work.
-Okay, fine.
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But once I'm done covering it up,
this cover-up is complete.
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DUNCAN: Stop saying, "cover-up!"
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Okay, as supervisor, I say we call it,
234
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"Operation Hide All the Evidence and Make
Sure Nobody Ever Finds Out the Truth."
235
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-TYLOR: Yeah, that's much more covert.
-Yep, covert and secretive.
236
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,091
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
237
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,927
Mmm-hmm? Mmm-hmm?
238
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,971
Hmm.
239
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:47,392
It appears the cause for the power outage
is inconclusive.
240
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,019
I guess you won't shut us down today.
241
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,105
If you pack up your creepy-eye suitcase,
I'll gladly show you the way out.
242
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,193
-Just one moment.
-(POPPING)
243
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,071
Hmm. Mmm-hmm?
244
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,405
Yes.
245
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,241
Well, I stand corrected.
246
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:05,285
I seem to have found those responsible.
247
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,873
As the Facilities Team here
at Monsters, Incorporated,
248
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all of you are in violation
of numerous M.E.R.C. codes,
249
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,420
as eye-witnessed by my eyes.
250
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,130
-And as supervisor, M...
-"Temporary."
251
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:20,133
Temporary supervisor,
Mr. Duncan P. Anderson,
252
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,678
you are responsible
for the actions of your team.
253
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:26,098
You should be fired,
or, better yet, banished!
254
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:27,683
Banished?
255
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,811
-Me?
-Hey, wait.
256
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,605
Come on, it's his first day as supervisor.
Give him a break.
257
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,148
Give him a break?
258
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,443
I've been working non-stop
as a M.E.R.C. official for 20 years,
259
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,028
and no one's ever given me a brea...
260
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,243
DUNCAN: Is he...
261
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,412
-(RATTLING)
-Oh.
262
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,832
Oh, well.
I'll log him in my accident journal.
263
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,876
-We gotta get rid of the body.
-What?
264
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,460
I mean, check his pulse, obviously.
265
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,130
-He's alive.
-Oh, hurray.
266
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,506
Aw.
267
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,425
Looks like he finally got his break.
268
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,801
Break. Give him a break.
269
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,303
(GASPS) Good idea, me!
270
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,305
We can hide him in the vacation door!
271
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,724
Oh, of course, yes, vacation door.
Perfect. Right.
272
00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,809
-Come on.
-Oh. Okay, this is gross.
273
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,936
Everything's wet. Why is everything wet?
274
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,730
-I'll tie the tentacles in a knot.
-Gross.
275
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,356
Is this the right thing to do?
276
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,650
I'm gonna remain neutral
until I see what happens.
277
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,320
-This is so gross. (GRUNTS)
-The eye is looking at me.
278
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,614
-The eye is looking at me.
-Whoa, oh. Yep, yep, yep.
279
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,282
Almost there, almost there.
280
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,366
And in he go...
281
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,834
Ouch. I felt that. But he didn't.
282
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,878
Come on, let's send him on his holiday.
283
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,508
TYLOR: Oh, one of his thingies...
284
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:43,926
-DUNCAN: Goodbye.
-Yeah, there you go.
285
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:49,056
Guys? I am pretty sure disposing of a body
may be another banishable offense.
286
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,974
That was the only thing we could do.
287
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,769
His work-life balance
was totally out of whack, all right?
288
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,729
-Duncan?
-Right. College Boy is right.
289
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,106
We'll make a pact.
None of us will speak of this again.
290
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,108
We take this to our graves.
Nobody saw nothin'.
291
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:01,360
-Well...
-Nobody saw nothin'!
292
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:03,820
Mmm-hmm?
293
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,075
Shh!
294
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:12,746
(WHISPERING) We need to close the case.
295
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,546
BOTH: Close it!
296
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,464
-Ugh! (EXCLAIMS)
-Get those eyes!
297
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,675
DUNCAN: Get it, get it!
298
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,969
-Smash it! Yeah!
-No, no, no, no. (GRUNTS)
299
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:31,640
Aha!
300
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,975
No, there it goes.
301
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,373
-Aha!
-Yes!
302
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:03,505
-Incoming.
-(GRUNTS)
303
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:13,182
-Yah! Bleh!
-(POPS)
304
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,020
And problem solved.
305
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:19,563
Done and done.
306
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,398
Not quite. Fritz is still in there.
307
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,901
Whatever. Fritz ain't coming back
for two weeks.
308
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,444
I'll figure somethin' out.
309
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,244
All right, kiddos, it's been two weeks.
What do you got?
310
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,579
-I got nothin'.
-I got nothin'.
311
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,997
CUTTER: Well, here goes nothin'.
312
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:48,550
That was, without a doubt...
313
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,137
the best vacation of my life!
314
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,222
Wow!
315
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,766
I believe it, Argus.
'Cause you really needed to unwind.
316
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,309
-Mmm-hmm. Hmm.
-You're very wound.
317
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,728
So, uh, you're doing okay?
318
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,355
I'm more than okay.
319
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:05,234
Sipping creepy coladas,
napping beneath the palms,
320
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,236
cha-chaing the night away.
321
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,320
(SINGING) Cha-cha-cha-cha...
322
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,280
Argus? You're still here?
323
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:12,074
Yeah, I thought you left two weeks ago.
324
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,368
Oh, no. I took a little time off.
325
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,411
I have your MIFT crew to thank.
326
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,289
You are welcome.
And that is the last we will speak of it.
327
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:22,167
Well, of course,
I will be writing all of you up,
328
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,795
but just a warning this time.
329
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,839
Goodbye, Mr. Laugh Energy.
330
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,257
(SINGING) Cha-cha-cha-cha-uh-uh...
331
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,218
(SIGHS) That was too close.
We were nearly shut down.
332
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:34,054
You caused a major power outage,
conspired to cover it up,
333
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:37,015
and if that weren't enough,
attempted to bribe a M.E.R.C. official.
334
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:40,102
-Mike, that was you.
-Stay on point, Sulley, stay on point.
335
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,687
Is all this true?
336
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:43,605
Duncan?
337
00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,525
(SIGHING) Yes, sir.
338
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,487
Oh, this is all my fault.
339
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:54,908
I tipped the wheel so that Duncan
could be temporary supervisor.
340
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:57,744
Well, regardless of how
he became temporary supervisor,
341
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,746
it all happened on your watch, Duncan.
342
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:02,791
And any of these accusations
is grounds for dismissal.
343
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:05,586
Dismissal?
344
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:08,672
Um...
345
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,467
Temporary supervisor's, uh...
346
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,762
(SNIFFLING) Well, he's gotta go down
with his temporary ship...
347
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,472
I guess.
348
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:22,519
So, uh, Mr. Sullivan, Mr. Wazowski...
349
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:23,812
I'm sorry, I...
350
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,857
I'm the one that caused the outage, okay?
351
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:31,528
Duncan, he was just trying
to be a good supervisor.
352
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:36,533
So if anyone deserves
to be dismissed, it's me.
353
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,370
-The truth is...
-Yeah, well...
354
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:41,496
No, no, no.
355
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,750
The power outage
and, you know, all the other stuff,
356
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,210
that was my fault, too.
357
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,712
Though I am significantly
less at fault than him.
358
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,883
Hmm. I am so proud of you two.
359
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:56,261
Not only have you displayed
that get-along, MIFTer spirit,
360
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,722
you've shown that
you're willing to sacrifice one another.
361
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,557
BOTH: "Sacrifice for one another"?
362
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,018
That, too. So, Mr. W, Mr. S,
363
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:07,814
what do you say we forget all the
dismissal jumbo-mumbo-bumbo-bimble?
364
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:10,234
Speaking of dismissal mumbo jumbo,
365
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:13,695
what about that "against company policy"
vacation door?
366
00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:15,822
Taken care of, Sulley.
I'm having it shredded.
367
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:19,159
Mr. Wazowski, we're here
to take the vacation door to your office.
368
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:21,912
Our office?
369
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,014
"Knock-knock."
(DEEP VOICE) "Who's there?"
370
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,599
(NORMALLY) "I." (DEEP VOICE) "I, who?"
371
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,143
"I am here to teach you
about knock-knock jokes."
372
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,563
You see how easy that is?
373
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,898
A simple knock and response
leads to laughter.
374
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,025
Yes, Chuck, question?
375
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,319
Uh, yeah, shouldn't there be a door?
376
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,822
No. That's the beauty of it.
No door is required.
377
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,824
Well, then what do you knock on?
378
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,117
You don't knock on anything.
379
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,327
-I'm confused.
-It doesn't make sense.
380
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,662
It's simple. (CLEARS THROAT)
381
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,373
I say, "Knock-knock."
And you respond, "Who's there?"
382
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,876
Why would I ask who's there?
I can see you.
383
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,586
You're standing right in front of us.
384
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,671
-That's why you need a door.
-Or a barrier.
385
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,089
Yes, yes! You need a door.
386
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:16,466
You don't need a door, okay?
You don't need a door.
387
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,468
I say, "Knock-knock."
You say, "Who's there?"
388
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:20,888
I say something like, "orange."
You say, "Orange, who?"
389
00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,848
But you're not orange,
you're clearly green.
390
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,183
That doesn't seem like a joke.
391
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,102
This is a classic setup.
It's "Knock-knock." "Who's there?"
392
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:29,229
-You're asking me to lie to kids.
-He's right.
393
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:31,815
Knocking on a fake door,
misrepresenting yourself.
394
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,067
-It's all very suspect.
-I don't like lying to kids.
395
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:36,778
-Yeah, that's against company policy.
-Don't make me lie.
396
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:37,863
It's okay, Chuck.
397
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,323
We just won't answer the door,
398
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,284
no matter how much he fake knocks
and lies about who he is.
399
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,286
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
I can't take it anymore.
400
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,579
It's just a simple thing.
401
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,372
"Knock-knock." "Who's there?"
402
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:50,626
That's how it works. It's called humor.
403
00:23:33,664 --> 00:23:36,542
DUNCAN: Hey, Ma. We're gonna make it.
It's gonna be okay.
404
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:40,337
I know you were dependin' on that
temporary supervisor money comin' in.
405
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,547
No, I love you, too.
406
00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:43,924
Turn up your hearing aid, Ma!