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MIKE: Yes, the Bowl-off-a-thon.
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It's almost here, Fungus.
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The roll of the ball, sound of a strike.
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And this year's prize,
dinner for two at Harryhausen's.
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No Bowl-off-a-thon for you, Wazowski.
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Oh, hello, Roze.
Now, what's this about me not bowling?
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You've still got to do your paperwork.
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"Paperwork"? (CHUCKLES) No. How common.
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I'm in charge now.
You know, the SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM.
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Fungus files my paperwork.
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Not file. Approve.
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Now that you're in charge,
you have to approve all the paperwork.
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You sure you're not Roz?
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We're completely different.
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GARY: Morning, Roze.
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Gary.
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-Gary.
-Mikey.
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Roze, uh, I just wanna say I'm so sorry.
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I wasn't able to finish up
my paperwork last night.
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I was busy practicing
for the big Bowl-off-a-thon,
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so that I could, uh, win again. (LAUGHS)
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Don't you worry
that cute little round head of yours.
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It's just paperwork.
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-Oh, Roze, you are the best.
-No, you're the best.
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-Oh!
-Good luck, Gary.
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Gary.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-WOMAN: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Attention.
-Yeah.
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WOMAN: Last chance to sign up
for this year's Bowl-off-a-thon.
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You know, I had no idea Monsters Inc.
had a bowling alley.
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-You like bowling?
-Not really.
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Ugh, what are you reading?
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Uh, Funny Business.
Successful habits of funny monsters.
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-(GRUNTS)
-If I'm gonna make it as a jokester,
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I gotta get in good with the boss.
And the boss is...
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Mike?
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Oh, hiya, guys.
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TYLOR: How did you
get stuck in the ball return?
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Bowling, it's in my blood.
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I say to myself,
"Mike, you're the ball. Be the ball."
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So, I was the ball.
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Getting ready for the big Bowl-off-a-thon,
huh, Mr. Wazowski?
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Well, sadly, no Bowl-off-a-thon
for me this year.
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Too busy on the Laugh Floor
approving paperwork.
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Oh, how I would have loved to have taken
my sweet schmoopsie-poo to Harryhausen's.
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Hey. I thought Harryhausen's banned
your green butt for life. (CHUCKLES)
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No. With great power
comes great privileges.
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And now that I'm SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM,
the ban on my butt has been lifted.
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Well, Mr. Scabamat-old-daddy-crumb,
you're lucky you're not playin'.
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Spare you the humiliation
of losing to me again.
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(LAUGHS) "Spare." Oh, man.
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Ha! Well, I may not have time
to play, but I'm, uh...
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I'm sponsoring a team.
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And they're a great team. Yeah.
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So they're gonna bowl you away. Ha!
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(SCOFFS) Well, you better hope
they don't strike out.
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(LAUGHS)
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-Boom.
-MONSTER: Four? Nice!
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GARY: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
What you been up to?
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-(MONSTERS LAUGHING)
-Gary. (SIGHS)
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Well, Mike, I wish your team good luck.
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What team? I don't have a team.
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Now I need a team.
A team that can beat Gary.
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If I only knew where I could find
some top-notch bowlers.
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Do I know bowlers? Yes, I know bowlers!
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They don't call me "No Splitz Fritz"
for nothing.
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They... They call you that?
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For nothing.
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-I've never heard them call you that.
-Well, they do.
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And we've got Pin-Pal Val over there
and No-Gutter Cutter.
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Hmm, Duncan doesn't play,
but he loves the snachos.
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Huh. Well, that is great news.
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-The snachos?
-No. That you guys play. That's... Wow!
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Have you ever thought
about forming a team?
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A bowling team?
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Yeah, sure. And maybe, I don't know,
uh, entering the, uh, Bowl-off-a-thon?
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Form a team. The Bowl-off-a-thon.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, I know what you're doing.
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-You do?
-Yeah, you're falling in love with us.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-I am doing that.
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I'm doing what you said.
I am in love, yes.
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Yeah, you could be the team captain.
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Totally. Yeah.
A chance for me to bond with you guys.
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Your new family!
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Other than my actual family
that I also have.
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-Extended family.
-Work friends?
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How about the
"weird family that lives next door,
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but you tell them
when you're going on vacation,
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so they can get your mail" family?
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-Sure. Yeah. We'll go with that.
-(HORN HONKS)
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-How good are they?
-How good are they?
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Really good, very good,
tremendously good? How good?
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They're the best.
They've been bowling for years.
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-I think they're like champions.
-Really? Great.
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They've got nicknames.
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We're gonna need a team name.
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Maybe the Gutter Busters.
Or the Alley Laughs?
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How about, The Big Wazowskis?
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"The Big Wazowskis"?
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That sounds like something
I've always wanted in a team name!
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Thanks, I owe ya.
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-Uh, anytime, Mike. Yes!
-BOTH: Oh!
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Oh, um, hey, Ms. Flint.
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Just hanging out with Mike. You know Mike.
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Walking away. Turning my back.
See me leaving.
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You can't make this up. I'm serious.
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They lift up the ball return cover,
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-and there he was.
-You go ahead. I'll be right there.
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-Eh...
-Can you believe it?
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Oh, he was actually
stuck in the ball return.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hmm... (SNIFFS) What stinks?
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Oh, it's the smell of defeat.
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And I'm not talking about these feet.
I'm talking about your defeat.
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Really?
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Yeah. I got a dream team, dude.
And it's your worst nightmare.
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"A dream team"? Oh, is that so?
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Yeah. Yes, it's so. It's so, Gary.
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In fact, it's so so,
I say we make it interesting.
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What do you say losing team has to, uh...
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Ah! Has to do the other's paperwork
for a month?
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-You're on, buddy.
-(BOWLING PINS FALLING)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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All right.
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Welcome, team.
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I cannot wait to tell you how excited I am
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to be captain of the Big Wazowskis.
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Heyo!
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Mmm. Uh-huh.
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Whoo!
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Uh, yo, I thought
you said you didn't bowl.
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No, no, Val. No, I did not say that.
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I said I didn't like bowling.
There's a difference.
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He's doing this
because he wants to bond with us.
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More like a thinly disguised
slash desperate attempt
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to get in good with Mike,
so he'll make you a jokester.
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I'm just messing with you.
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Like you'd ever do anything
that blatantly selfish.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-Uh...
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All I know is, it's work hours,
and we're getting paid to bowl.
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TYLOR: Whoo! Eight.
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-Nice, Ty...
-Thank you, Fritz.
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But, uh, come on,
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you guys are the ones with the nicknames,
so how about you?
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You're up, No Splitz Fritz.
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CUTTER: Fritz!
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FRITZ: We are the MIFT.
CUTTER: Come on!
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FRITZ: Yay! We did it!
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In the gutter!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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CUTTER: All right!
FRITZ: Good throw!
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That's the one!
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-There you go! Get some!
-VAL: Awesome!
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(CUTTER HOOTING)
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Ha! Made it all the way down the lane.
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-You kissed the pin!
-VAL: Whoo!
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-Is this a team or is this a team?
-Up top!
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-What do you say, Captain?
-I...
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thought you said you guys were good.
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No. We're not good. No.
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That's why we've never entered the
Bowl-off-a-thon because we pee-ew stink.
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CUTTER: Oh, yeah!
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-Stink?
-CUTTER: We're stinky.
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That didn't come across in the nicknames.
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Everything okay, team captain?
Tomorrow's the big day. Good luck.
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(LAUGHING)
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Good morning! And welcome to the first day
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of the annual Monsters Incorporated
Bowl-off-a-thon.
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Coming to you live from
the Monsters Incorporated Laugh Lane.
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Of course it's live, you idiot!
What else would it be?
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I'm just trying to do it like on TV.
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First up,
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the Sliding Slugs
versus the Big Wazowskis.
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Wow. This is so exciting.
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That is one word.
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SMITTY: And he makes his approach.
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(PANTING)
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Still making the approach.
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(PANTING CONTINUES)
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(OWL HOOTING)
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(PANTING CONTINUES)
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(SNORING)
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-(ALARM RINGING)
-(SCREAMS)
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(ALL GASPING)
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Good morning. Approach time has elapsed.
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It's time for everyone
to get back to work.
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The Big Wazowskis win.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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-Yay for the Wazowskis.
-Yes!
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-(SIGHS)
-FRITZ: Wow!
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-(SOBS)
-We won!
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I heard it was a bloodbath.
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The Big Wazowskis
left the Sliding Slugs in the gutter.
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So now I'm doubling down.
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Not only does the loser
have to do the paperwork,
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but they have to be
the other's butler for a month.
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-Are you sure about this?
-Absolutely.
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The Bowl-off-a-thing continues.
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And we're back for more bowling action.
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Next up, the Pinheads
versus the Big Wazowskis.
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Okay, Fritz. Remember. Let go of the ball.
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Oh, yeah.
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BOTH: Go, Fritz!
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(BALL CRASHES)
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FRITZ: Whoopsie.
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I let go of the ball.
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Due to the entire team being knocked out,
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the Pinheads forfeit
and the Big Wazowskis win.
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Wow, another win.
And tomorrow's the final match.
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You against Gary.
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I'm gonna owe you big after this,
but only if you come through.
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Oh, yeah, well,
don't worry, Mike. We will.
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We will come through.
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(CHUCKLES) We will, indeed.
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But, you know, um, in case
for whatever reason we don't--
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Don't even think that.
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I just gotta win that dinner for two
at Harryhausen's.
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Plus I bet Gary I'd do all his paperwork
and be his butler for a month.
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Why would you do that?
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That's how much I believe in you, kid.
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You can't let me down.
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(SIGHS) How am I supposed
to get out of this one?
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(CRUNCHES)
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(SIGHS) I'm screwed, Giant Eye.
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-(METAL CLANKS)
-(GASPS)
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DUNCAN: (OVER SPEAKERS) Why, hello.
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Duncan?
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No! This is a mystery voice.
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An all-knowing voice.
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A voice that knows
you're in need of some pro bowlers,
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so you can get in good with Mr. Wazowski.
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-(CRUNCHES)
-Well, yeah. You got that right.
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Good! Then follow the signs.
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-What signs? I...
-Follow the signs.
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-Are there speakers?
-Follow the signs.
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(CRUNCHES)
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DUNCAN: Welcome, Tylor.
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-(CRUNCHES)
-Hey, Duncan.
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You know the sign says "secert."
240
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(IN DEEP VOICE) I'm not Duncan.
241
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,449
You're just doing a voice.
242
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,326
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I'm not Duncan.
243
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,619
TYLOR: What are we doing here?
244
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(IMITATING FOREIGN ACCENT)
It's a mystery voice. Ah?
245
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,582
Okay, that's fine. Whatever voice.
246
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,169
Hey, Duncan.
You done with your "secert room"?
247
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) Secret!
248
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:55,674
-Come on. We need our trashcan.
-Turn the light off, you idiots! Ugh!
249
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,718
Get out! Where were we?
250
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,511
Pro bowlers.
251
00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,723
Uh... (IN OMINOUS VOICE)
The Overnighters, yes.
252
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,016
The third shift.
253
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,269
The kind of monsters that monsters fear.
254
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:12,649
They'll get you your win.
And your jokester dream will come true.
255
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:16,612
Great. And... But just... Sorry.
What do you get out of it?
256
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DUNCAN: Just want you
to sign a little contract.
257
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We'll call it a written agreement.
258
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That's literally what a contract is.
259
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An agreement that stipulates
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that you will not in any way hereto now,
261
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with, or henceforth forward in perpetuity
pursue Fritz's job.
262
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,087
-Duncan, I told you the day I got...
-Mystery voice.
263
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,673
I do not care about Fritz's job.
I don't want the job.
264
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,509
But now it's legally binding.
265
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,385
Cool. Fine. Just stop with the voice.
266
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:43,555
Whatever. I'll sign it.
Just get me the bowlers, okay?
267
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:45,766
There.
268
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,684
It is done!
269
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,645
-SMITTY: You're done?
-No! I'm not done.
270
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:52,689
You said you wouldn't be back until 5:47.
Get out!
271
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,399
Oh, but we have Fright Club in here.
272
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:55,484
Don't tell him that.
273
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,778
Did you forget
the first rule of Fright Club?
274
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(DUNCAN SCREAMS)
275
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,448
-What do you mean cancelled?
-TYLOR: Yeah.
276
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:04,326
Final round of the tournament
was supposed to be today at lunch,
277
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,828
but it's cancelled.
Some sort of weird cancel thing.
278
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:09,331
But believe me,
I am as disappointed as you guys.
279
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,582
We are undefeated, right?
280
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,210
But, uh, here's the flyer.
281
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,754
Says it right there. "Cancelled." (GRUNTS)
282
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,381
Says it right there in cancel font.
283
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,675
Cancel font. I've seen it before.
I know it well.
284
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,218
That looks like your handwriting.
285
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,720
Hey! Uh, everybody did great.
286
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:27,099
In fact, you guys should go
into town for lunch.
287
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:31,812
Into town over...
You should go there, not be here.
288
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,897
-Oh, aren't you gonna come?
-Me?
289
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,274
FRITZ: You're the team captain.
290
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,359
Somebody's gotta hold down the fort.
291
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,319
And I'm pooped.
You guys go. You deserve it.
292
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,696
You are so selfless.
293
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,782
Is he not selfless?
Always thinking about others.
294
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:44,867
That's...
295
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,577
That's me.
296
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Welcome back.
297
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:52,833
It's the final game of this year's
Monsters Incorporated Bowl-off-a-thon.
298
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,378
Today's teams are the Garys...
299
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,298
(SCOFFS) What an egomaniac.
Names a whole team after himself.
300
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:02,009
NEEDLEMAN: ...versus the Big Wazowskis.
301
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,552
Now that's an original name.
302
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,930
Hey, what's going on? Where is everybody?
Where's the team?
303
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,016
The team. Right. Yes. There was, uh...
304
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,767
You're not gonna say "problem"?
305
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,311
-Problem?
-Tylor?
306
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:15,230
Don't worry. The replacements
should be here any...
307
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:24,948
(GASPS)
308
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,409
Mmm...
309
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,663
Well, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
310
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:34,041
Good luck, uh, fellas. Knock 'em dead.
311
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,710
Or don't. (CHUCKLES) You know what I mean.
312
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:37,794
Break a leg.
313
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,963
'Cause if you don't,
they'll do it for you.
314
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,426
How we doing, everybody? Uh, I am Tylor.
315
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,512
I'm your captain,
so let's get on out there
316
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,013
and let's be the winning...
317
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:50,849
team.
318
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,065
(CHUCKLES)
319
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,609
You lied to us.
320
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,194
No. Val, no.
321
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,030
They un-cancelled the cancel.
322
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,534
You guys weren't around
and I needed some players, so I...
323
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:19,211
I lied,
but uh, I was just thinking of you guys.
324
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,255
Didn't want you all to get hurt.
325
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,131
When you lose the game.
326
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,550
How hurt you would all be.
327
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,845
This hurts way more, Tylor.
328
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,640
MIKE: Hey, Tylor? Tylor? What's going on?
329
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,267
We've got more players than we need.
330
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,937
No, you don't.
Me and the boys, we took a vote.
331
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:41,358
And we do not want to play
for a captain that betrays his team.
332
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,360
Gentlemen, shall we?
333
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,988
No. Don't. No. Wait, please. Wait.
334
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,990
Now what? What's the plan, Tylor?
335
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,242
Well, Mikey?
336
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,326
(SCREAMS)
337
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,120
MIKE: All Gary's paperwork.
Being his butler.
338
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,414
No dinner for two at Harryhausen's!
339
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,165
(SIGHS) I can't lose to Gary.
340
00:15:57,249 --> 00:16:00,419
(SIGHS) Sorry, Mike. I just...
341
00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:03,422
I just wanted to impress you.
342
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,300
And all I really ended up doing was...
343
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,801
(SIGHS)
344
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:09,636
was hurting my team.
345
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,931
I really let you guys down, and I'm sorry.
346
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,349
I guess we...
347
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:18,061
I guess I have to forfeit.
348
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,606
Uh-huh.
349
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,193
Whoa, looks like
the Big Wazowskis forfeit,
350
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:26,028
which means the winner is--
351
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,237
FRITZ: Wait!
352
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,573
Huh?
353
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,867
You said "team." You're right.
354
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,286
We are the Monsters Inc. Facilities Team.
355
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,539
And when you're part of a team,
you stand up for your teammates.
356
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:38,999
And regardless of what they do,
357
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,002
unless it's illegal and would make you
an accomplice to a crime,
358
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,670
which I have learned the hard way,
359
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:46,840
you remain loyal. By their side.
360
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,593
Through the...
Well, you know, through the...
361
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,595
-Good and the bad?
-The good in the bag
362
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,140
because you know
they would do the same for you.
363
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:58,727
So, Tylor,
I have a question for you, young MIFTer.
364
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,897
Are you part of our team?
365
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:08,362
Well, I'm more than part of the team.
I'm the team captain.
366
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:12,407
And you know what?
I will lead us to victory.
367
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:16,078
Because we are MIFT.
We are the Big Wazowskis.
368
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:19,206
But, Tylor, can I remind you
that we pee-ew stink?
369
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,918
Well, then, we're just gonna have to
stink our way to victory.
370
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,002
Woo-hoo!
371
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,004
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
372
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:30,676
-Hey, way to go, Gary.
-(LAUGHS) Thanks, Gharee.
373
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,477
(CACKLES)
374
00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:43,647
(CHEERS)
375
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,441
Hey, Cutter. Stand this way.
376
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,652
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
377
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,995
Fritz, don't let go of the ball.
378
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:01,999
(SCREAMS)
379
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,335
(FLOORS SQUEAKING)
380
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,628
(GRUNTS)
381
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,966
FRITZ: Strike! My first one!
382
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,692
-(GASPS) I did it! I got one!
-CUTTER: Strike!
383
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,069
(YELLS) What?
384
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:36,200
And the winners of this year's
Monsters Incorporated Bowl-off-a-thon are
385
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,659
the Big Wazowskis!
386
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,745
(ALL CHEERING)
387
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,913
What?
388
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,497
We won! (LAUGHS)
389
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,958
Well, enjoy the paperwork, Gary.
390
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,836
And the Garys!
391
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:48,921
What?
392
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,214
It's a tie!
393
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,924
-High-five, Gary.
-All right.
394
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,134
Tie? Huh.
395
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:57,262
I guess that's sort of a win.
396
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,473
"Sort of"? (IMITATES BUZZER)
What are you talking about?
397
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:00,849
I actually hit some pins.
398
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,727
But, even better,
you stuck by your fellow MIFToids.
399
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:07,606
And for us, that is the true win.
400
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,235
Well, Gary, looks like
I don't have to do your paperwork
401
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,528
or be your butler.
402
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:16,448
Yeah, okay. But, uh, who gets
the dinner for two at Harryhausen's?
403
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,620
I think I'm gonna go
for the terrible teri-yucky.
404
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,038
And what are you gonna get...
405
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,582
Gary?
406
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,377
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
407
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,560
Hecklers. That's right. Hecklers.
408
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,854
These attention-seeking
comedy interrupters
409
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,772
are the bane of
every jokester's existence.
410
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:51,108
These are desperate monsters,
desperate for attention,
411
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,819
so the first rule of dealing
with hecklers, ignore them.
412
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,446
GARY: I wonder if that works
with boring teachers.
413
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,199
Ha-ha, very funny.
414
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:01,410
-Well, that makes one of us.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
415
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,828
Oh, that's rich coming from you.
416
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,622
I have forgotten more about comedy
than you'll ever know.
417
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:09,668
Yeah, Mikey. You certainly have
forgotten a lot about comedy.
418
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,837
-Why, I oughta--
-Oughta quit while you're ahead?
419
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,172
Work on your delivery?
420
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:16,049
Perhaps you can find someone
a little more qualified.
421
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,634
Maybe you oughta get off stage.
422
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,344
Maybe you oughta start a new career.
423
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,013
-Maybe you oughta buy a pet.
-Gary.
424
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,807
(ALL LAUGHING)
425
00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:24,975
(MONSTER SNORTS)
426
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,979
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
427
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,639
MIKE: Gary. Oy.