1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:02,920 (SOOTHING LULLABY CHIMING) 2 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:06,089 WOMAN: Good night, sweetheart. 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:07,966 MAN: Sweet dreams, pumpkin. 4 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:10,219 MAN: Come on. Let's go to bed. 5 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,771 (THUNDER RUMBLING IN THE DISTANCE) 6 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:24,942 (COOS) 7 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,367 (GIGGLES) 8 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:39,706 (BABBLES) 9 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,459 (HUMMING) 10 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:46,213 -(GASPS) Oh! There's my favorite girl. -(GIGGLES) 11 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,589 There she is. 12 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,591 Coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy-coo. 13 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:53,262 -(SCATTING AND BLOWING RASPBERRIES) -(GIGGLING) 14 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,055 (SNIFFS) Oh. 15 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,640 (SNIFFS) 16 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,183 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 17 00:00:58,684 --> 00:00:59,685 (SNEEZES) 18 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,061 (EXCLAIMS AND YELPS) 19 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,730 (SCREAMING, GRUNTS) 20 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,318 (WHIMPERING) 21 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,486 (GIGGLING) 22 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,571 (GROANING) 23 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,991 (GASPS) Oh, no! 24 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,909 -Uh... -(COOING) 25 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,455 Do you think your parents will notice? 26 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,543 Yeah? I do, too. 27 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,628 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,827 -Uh, we got a really big problem. -What did you do this time? 29 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,162 I'm so sorry, Maria. 30 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,122 I, uh, damaged the room. 31 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:03,290 Damaged room 32 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,000 (ALARM BLARING) 33 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,335 Damaged room alert! 34 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,711 Damaged room alert. 35 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,838 Please cease all amusing activities at once 36 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:12,841 and evacuate Laugh Floor after in a non-humorous manner. 37 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:16,094 It's a 418, people. We're clearing the Laugh Floor 38 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:18,180 but nobody gets the day off. 39 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,348 Phlegm, what happened? 40 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,266 Oh, I have a cold. 41 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,643 And when I was in the room, 42 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,311 I sn... I sne... 43 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:29,191 (GASPS) Aye, mocco. 44 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,692 (SIGHS) Sorry, Maria. 45 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:32,611 He damaged the room of our best giggler. 46 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,571 We gotta get this room back online stat. 47 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,615 I'll get this work order over to MIFT. 48 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:49,628 The crowd is breathless as he's going for the longest kick of the season. 49 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,714 And here's the field goal to win... 50 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:55,551 There goes footsie ball. 51 00:02:57,052 --> 00:03:00,055 (SIGHS) You win again, empty chair. 52 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,850 You know, us hangin' out here, all hangin' out and stuff, 53 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,060 reminds me of all those times we hung out at MU. 54 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,645 -Did we hang? -Yep! 55 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,356 I'm pretty sure we had that, just that one class together. 56 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,025 Look alive, guys, we've got a 418. 57 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,319 Four-eighteen? I'm on it, sir. (CLICKS TONGUE) 58 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:17,114 That's the MIFTer spirit, Duncan. And take Tylor with you. 59 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,116 Oh, no. I'm not taking college boy. 60 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,577 Okay, then. Val, you take Tylor. 61 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,162 (GASPS) Cool! Our first 418 together. 62 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:26,540 -Whoa, whoa, not so fast. -What's a 418? 63 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,624 Four-eighteen. 64 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,543 A 418 is code for "damaged room." 65 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,920 When a kid's room gets damaged, we go in and fix it. 66 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:34,464 -A real kid's room? -Don't forget your helmets. 67 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,632 I don't need a helmet. 68 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,051 That's the last thing Jimmy said. 69 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,054 Was a temp. Went on a 418. 70 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,098 Forgot his helmet, family dog showed up. 71 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,475 -Thought he was a chew toy. -Tragedy. 72 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,895 I had his dented helmet bronzed if you wanna see it. 73 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:51,732 Tylor, there is no better way for a new MIFTer to learn than on the job. 74 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:54,193 -Now get movin'. -Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy... 75 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,986 Four-eighteen. Got it. 76 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,447 Okay. I'll get that. No, no. 77 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,782 Sorry. We're just... I'm okay. I'm just... 78 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:03,702 Are you sure, sir, that you don't wanna send in, say, an expert? 79 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:04,786 -Like moi? -TYLOR: Back out. 80 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,330 He'll do fine! 81 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:07,414 (YELLS) 82 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,249 (PANTING) 83 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,460 Still time to change your mind. 84 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,303 Look at us. College buds. 85 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,305 Makin' new memories. Just like old times. 86 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,724 I don't remember any "us" memories. 87 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,894 You probably just need a smell or something to help you remember. 88 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:32,105 -(GASPS) -Whoa. Phlegm's phlegm is dangerous stuff. 89 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,066 I gotta say, I am impressed. 90 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,568 This is a big job. We're gonna need Cutter's help. 91 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,278 (GASPS) What are you doing? 92 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:41,031 As a jokester, I'd have to make kids laugh, right? 93 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,242 (WHISPERS) Watch this. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. 94 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,160 -(WHIMPERING) -No. No tickle, tickle. 95 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,914 WOMAN: I thought I heard something. Can you go check on her? 96 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:52,584 MAN: (GROANS) We can't run in there every time she cries. 97 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,378 She's gotta learn to self soothe. 98 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,381 Let's get back to bed. You know I have spin class tomorrow. 99 00:04:58,715 --> 00:04:59,716 (BOTH SIGH IN RELIEF) 100 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,009 -(THUNDERCLAP) -(BOTH GASP) 101 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,177 (COOING) 102 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,345 MIKE: Baby? 103 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,514 We have to take the baby out? 104 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,015 -Only during the repairs. -Nope. 105 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,351 No kids allowed in Monster's Inc. or Monstropolis. 106 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,437 If she wakes up and the parents catch us, boom! Dead door. 107 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,982 Wait, what if I take her out and keep her asleep-- 108 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,442 -No, no, no! -Come on, Mike. 109 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,444 Not after what happened last time with Boo. 110 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:22,155 Remember? (DEEP VOICE) "Ooklay in the agbay." 111 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,240 Is he speaking French? 112 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,908 (NORMAL VOICE) Our lives almost got ruined. 113 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:25,993 That won't happen again. 114 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,245 If we can't fix it in time it'll be a dead door. 115 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,454 I'll do it! 116 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,540 -(CHUCKLES) You? -Yes, me. 117 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,501 You see, Sulley, there's difference between you and me. 118 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:36,044 -I'm tall and you're short. -No. 119 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,421 -I'm blue, you're green. -No. 120 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,298 -Awesome horns. Little nubs. -No! 121 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:40,757 -Furry, not furry. -No. 122 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,595 -Huggable, less huggable. -No! And stop it! 123 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,306 Unlike you, Sulley, I can control my feelings. 124 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:49,433 I'm immune to kids' cuteness. 125 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,852 Oh, googly bear. 126 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:52,936 (ALL WHIMPERING) 127 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,647 -SMITTY: Get out. -But I just got in. 128 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:58,567 -But it's my turn to ride in the bucket. -If you'll excuse me. 129 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,485 Your big butt will get stuck like last time. 130 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,112 -Needleman, out. -(GROANS) 131 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:04,489 -Wait. -NEEDLEMAN: My bucket. 132 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,283 You're gonna put the baby in that bucket? 133 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,620 You see a bucket. I see a thing-holder. 134 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,164 Watch and learn. 135 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:13,248 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 136 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,383 (COOS) 137 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,719 (CLEARS THROAT) 138 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,930 All right, little snoring thing. 139 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,389 You're coming with me. 140 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,392 All righty. 141 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,770 Operation no wakey baby has commenced. 142 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,230 All righty, everybody. 143 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,814 We're burning moonlight. 144 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,359 We need to get that room repaired fast! 145 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,110 Let's go, 418 buddy. 146 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:45,447 This reminds me of that simulator project we did for the MU scare fair. 147 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,866 The cannister blew and Slaatten's tail caught on fire. 148 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,202 No, I don't remember. I'm sure I'd remember Slaatten on fire. 149 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,246 -(EXCLAIMS) Remember him runnin' around. -Hey! 150 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,705 -Remember? -Enough memory lane. 151 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:54,831 It's go time. 152 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,334 VAL: (WHISPERS) Slaatten's on fire, Slaatten's on fire. 153 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,418 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 154 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,383 (VAL GRUNTING) 155 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,010 (TAPE RIPPING) 156 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:20,941 TYLOR: Oh. (GRUNTS) Ow. 157 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:25,404 (SIGHS) 158 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:28,657 (GRUNTING) 159 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,246 Let me help you with that, rookie. 160 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,747 -Okay, here. -Gonna wake... 161 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:38,625 -You just... Do not... You st... -No. Stop. Give it. 162 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,627 You guys okay? (GASPS) 163 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:44,089 -Uh... Everything's under control. -(THUNDER RUMBLES) 164 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:45,174 (SNORING) 165 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:53,182 I just want you to know that cute snoring thing that you do? 166 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:54,558 -Doesn't affect me. -(DOOR OPENS) 167 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:55,642 -(EXCLAIMS) -Hey, Mike! 168 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:57,060 (CRYING) 169 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,145 (SHUSHING) 170 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,564 -(WHISPERS) How's it going? -Perfect. No problem. 171 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,108 See? I'm not even affected by little Snore. 172 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,569 Wait. You named it? 173 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,737 Um... (HESITATING) I... 174 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,530 You told me once that if you name it... 175 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:11,408 You start getting attached to it. And no, this is different. 176 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,993 -How? -I just can't call it "thing." 177 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,912 For example, if somebody came in and said, 178 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,705 "Hey, Mike, can I borrow that thing?" 179 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,415 How would I know which thing? 180 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,667 Snore or a stapler? It's completely different. 181 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:24,588 I just came by to tell you Rant just gave me two tickets to the baseball game. 182 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:28,175 (GASPS) The Monstropolis Creepees versus the Red Shocks? 183 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,801 Yeah. Awesome seats, too. 184 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,637 Oh, that's great! When are we going? 185 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,306 We? Oh, uh, it's today's game. 186 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,767 I was gonna ask you but since you're babysitting 187 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,436 -I was gonna see if Fungus wanted to go. -Fungus? 188 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,938 -(GASPS) -(MIKE WHIMPERING) 189 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,441 Fungus? He knows zip about baseball. 190 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,527 I'm the Creepees biggest fan. 191 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:47,945 Look, look, look. 192 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,697 And an autographed picture of me with TJ Clawson. 193 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,241 I've got tons of monsterobilia. 194 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:53,700 Take Fungus to the opera. 195 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,953 You're taking me to the game. 196 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,788 What about little Snore? 197 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,248 Leave that to me. 198 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,793 Hey. Remember when Professor Knight 199 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,254 gave that room protocol lecture and you fell asleep? (SNORES) 200 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,589 -No, I don't. -Or did I fall asleep? 201 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,675 Maybe I dreamt I was awake and you were asleep. 202 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,302 You were definitely asleep and you were snoring like... 203 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,263 Val! Val. I don't remember. 204 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:19,351 (GRUNTING) 205 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,519 Oh! 206 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,188 (BOTH GASP) 207 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:25,858 Hello. 208 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,734 (SOFTLY) Duncan, what are you doing here? 209 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,194 (WHISPERING) As deputy supervisor, 210 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:32,406 it's one of my many duties to oversee my employees. 211 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,575 We are not your employees. 212 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,201 Okay. Subordinates. Whatever. 213 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:40,873 I'll just be over here taking notes on your... (HISSING) performance. 214 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,165 (GRUMBLES) 215 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,460 Wow. Comfy. Yeah. 216 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:46,545 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 217 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,214 (MIKE HUMMING EXCITEDLY) 218 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:51,800 SULLEY: Mike. MIKE: I'm being a good Snore-sitter. 219 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:54,887 BOB: It's a monstrous night for baseball here at Creepees stadium. 220 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,722 We're in the middle of the first 221 00:09:56,805 --> 00:10:00,267 between your Monstropolis Creepees and the visiting Boostown Red Shocks. 222 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,351 MONSTER: Go Red Shocks! 223 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,561 I'm Bob Yucker and 224 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,314 TJ Clawson is making a run for the history books tonight. 225 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,524 After yesterday... 226 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,109 Pardon me. Coming through. 227 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:10,611 Baby on board. 228 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,988 Oh, here we are. Ooh! In the front row. 229 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,656 (CHANTING) Let's go Red Shocks! 230 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,409 Pardon me, do you mind keeping your screams to a whisper? 231 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,077 -SULLEY: Mike... -(LOUDLY) Come on, Creepees! 232 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:20,996 BOB: And here's the man of the hour. 233 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:25,167 TJ Clawson's stepping to the plate and this crowd is going wild! 234 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,002 -(CROWD CHEERING) -What a team! 235 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,587 There's no stopping us now. 236 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,340 BOB: Jose Fingers on the mound for the Shocks, 237 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,759 stares in for a sign and here he comes, 238 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,427 a three-ball pitch. 239 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:40,474 TJ Clawson, a swing and a drive to deep left field, way back. 240 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:44,561 Get up! The Green Monster is gonna catch it though and he does. 241 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:45,646 Oh... 242 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,397 BOB: Nothing gets past the Green Monster. 243 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,024 (CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY) Yeah! 244 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,486 (CHANTING) Let's go Red Shocks! 245 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,570 -(BABY WHINING) -Hi there. 246 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,655 (CHANTING) Let's go... 247 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,491 Red Shocks fan, huh? Well, I, for one, can appreciate that. 248 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,742 Team spirit and all. 249 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:00,953 But us Creepees fans put family first, 250 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,497 and like to keep things calm and noiseless. 251 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,915 For the children. 252 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,917 -BOB: And don't forget... -(GROWLS) 253 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,502 Thank you, buddy. 254 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,088 I'm not sure this was such a good idea, bringing the baby. 255 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:14,383 Oh, oh, I see. You get to go out and have fun 256 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,593 while I'm stuck taking care of the baby. 257 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:17,719 But you got to go... 258 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:21,306 No. You would've rather brought Fungus than dragged boring old me and the baby. 259 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,141 -You're not boring. I didn't mean... -I get it. 260 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:24,726 -(BABY CRYING) -See what you've done. 261 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,103 What I've done? Maybe she's hungry. 262 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,064 -Give me your rotdog. -You can't give a human baby a rotdog. 263 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,983 Oh! Now all of a sudden you're the expert. 264 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,443 I'm just saying, you don't know what's in those things. 265 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,988 My mother always said, "You make 'em try something once, 266 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,447 "or they'll become picky eaters." 267 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:40,534 Don't let that big hair ball tell you what you like and don't like, 268 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:45,080 -my little grubby wubby. -(BABY BURPS) 269 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,623 -Whoa! -(BABY BURPS) 270 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,042 Now that's a burp. See? She loves it. 271 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,005 Now it's time to earn your minimum wage. 272 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:55,966 Wait for it. 273 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,510 Wait for it. 274 00:11:58,594 --> 00:11:59,720 -(THUNDER RUMBLES LOUDLY) -Now! 275 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:01,889 And now. 276 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,349 And... 277 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,893 And as your deputy supervisor, 278 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,312 I should warn you that you're running out of time. 279 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,606 Speaking of time, it's time for my union lunch break. 280 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,859 I got a date with a hot beef steak on rye. 281 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,694 Mmm, sounds delicious. 282 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,197 He ain't no sandwich. (CHUCKLES) 283 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,158 -All right. I'll see you after lunch. -Whoa, whoa. You can't leave, too. 284 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,161 -I've got comedy class. -Mike's not even teaching it today. 285 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,871 -Get back in here. -I... 286 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,247 (GRUNTS) 287 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:28,457 (SIGHS) 288 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,250 (GRUNTS) 289 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,504 (POWERS DOWN) 290 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,839 BOB: In the number two slot is Robbie Rotten Robertson... 291 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:36,924 -(BABY BLABBERING) -(SNIFFS) 292 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:40,552 You smell something, Sulley? I think my rotdog's gone fresh. 293 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:43,388 -Well, it ain't me. It's... -(BABY GIGGLING) 294 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,599 -Huh? -BOB: He rips one down the line and... 295 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,683 (COUGHING) 296 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,562 PLAYER: Hey! Batter. Swing, batter! 297 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:51,939 Whoa. Wow, that's fresh. 298 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,232 Makes my eye water. 299 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,234 -Hey, pal, buddy. -Nope. 300 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,069 Nothing more important than our friendship. 301 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,320 -Nope. -Come on. You know... 302 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,239 -Nope. No. -You owe me for that favor. 303 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,490 -That one time. -Nope. 304 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,699 -Favor... -(SLURPING) 305 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,993 -That I did. I'll pay you! -(SLURPING LOUDLY) 306 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,371 You're the one who insisted on giving her the rotdog. 307 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,040 I didn't know it would make its way through so quickly. 308 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,208 These humans are weird. 309 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,752 I still haven't passed something from seven months ago. 310 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:17,464 You know, my mother always said, "What goes in must come out." 311 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,175 -(BABY COOS) -I never liked your mother. 312 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,260 VAL: All cleaned up. 313 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,512 This is just like that time in Toxicity Studies 314 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,847 when you melted the table... 315 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:27,516 We took one class together. It's gotta be someone else. 316 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,268 Just think. In nine more years 317 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,603 of being my junior assistant apprentice intern, 318 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:35,315 you'll graduate to being my assistant apprentice intern. 319 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:38,402 Dreams really do come true, huh? 320 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,112 -(CHUCKLING) -(SIGHS) 321 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,573 -(GRUNTS) Whoa, whoa! -(THUDS) 322 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,408 -No, no, no. -WOMAN: What was that? 323 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,743 MAN: I don't know. Let's check it out. You lead. 324 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,330 (WHISPERING) They're coming. The parents are coming. 325 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,541 You big old klutzy klutz, klutz. 326 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,792 (TYLOR GRUNTING) 327 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,294 VAL: Get out of here! 328 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,546 (EXCLAIMS) 329 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,799 (EXCLAIMING) 330 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:07,639 (GASPS) 331 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,807 Everybody, hide. 332 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,060 BOB: Oh, no. They're in trouble, folks. 333 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,729 It's the bottom of the fifth 334 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,273 and the Creepees are still down, three-two. 335 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,484 Ron Volasko has one more shot at a base hit here. 336 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,862 MONSTER: Go Red Shocks! Come on! 337 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,908 BOB: Fingers working from the stretch. Here he comes. 338 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,828 Volasko, a swing and a miss. He struck him out. 339 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,538 Oh, brother, did you miss it. 340 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,207 Clawson hit two fast balls. 341 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:36,043 Oh, I got a good feelin' tonight's the night. 342 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,128 Isn't that great? I'm so glad that you enjoyed it. 343 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:39,963 Oh, uh... Hmm... 344 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:43,800 Well, if there's anything you need me to help out with. 345 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,303 You're cooking dinner tonight and doin' the dishes. 346 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,639 Cooking? Well, uh, maybe we can order out. 347 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,599 Order out? Order... That's all we do. 348 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,268 Why can't we have a nice home-cooked family meal together? 349 00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:55,896 -Answer me that! -SULLEY: But you like ordering out. 350 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,523 -(GROWLS) -That was before the baby. 351 00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:00,234 Hey! You two windbags mind? 352 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,152 -I'm trying to watch the game. -(BABY CRYING) 353 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:03,946 Mind your own business. This is between us. 354 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,823 -(GROWLS) -It's okay, Snore. Go back to sleep. Shh. 355 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,325 SULLEY: Mike, do something. 356 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,327 (CHANTING) Let's go, Red Shocks 357 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,413 -Maybe you could sing to her. -We're at a baseball game. 358 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:14,706 (CHANTING) Let's go, Red Shocks 359 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:15,874 I'm not gonna sing to her. 360 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,459 (CHANTING LOUDLY) Let's go, Red Shocks! 361 00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,336 -Shh. It's okay, Snore. Go back to sleep. -(CRYING) 362 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,921 MONSTER: (CHANTING) Let's go, Red Shocks! 363 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,005 There you go. That's good. 364 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,590 MONSTER: (CHANTING) Let's go, Red Shocks! 365 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:26,552 Boo! You swing like a baby! 366 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:30,931 -A really wicked, ugly baby! -Okay, that's it! 367 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,015 Listen, gasbag. 368 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,227 How is the baby supposed to sleep with you makin' all that racket? 369 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:38,105 You's talking to me? 370 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,439 Uh, no, actually. 371 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:42,985 I was rehearsing a play that we're doing with our local theater group. (CHUCKLES) 372 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,362 Yeah. It's called "How's that baby supposed to sleep 373 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,281 "with you making all that racket?" 374 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,117 WOMAN: I know I heard something. 375 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,201 (DOOR CREAKS) 376 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,629 Sweetheart, you okay? 377 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,382 -DUNCAN: I'm fine. -(WOMAN GASPS) 378 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,385 DUNCAN: Uh, just very sleepy. 379 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,973 Thank you, parent. Good night. (KISSES) 380 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,766 WOMAN: Her first words. MAN: Wow! 381 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,727 WOMAN: Did you hear that? Her first words! 382 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,645 MAN: And complete sentences, too. 383 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,147 WOMAN: She's gonna be a genius. 384 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:21,481 MAN: Yes! WOMAN: I gotta call Mom. 385 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:22,858 MAN: We are such great parents. 386 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,111 I told you, co-sleeping with her the first year would make her smart. 387 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:27,779 Dad of the year. Right here. 388 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,448 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 389 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,825 (WHISPERS) Hey. You guys good? 390 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,453 A cast of about eight or nine. 391 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,623 If you wanna come backstage and say hi we can do that. 392 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,917 Um, but you're really making way too much out of this. 393 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,046 (GROWLS) Who brings a stupid baby to a baseball game? 394 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,964 -What did you just say? -Uh, he didn't mean it. 395 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:50,427 I said, what kind of class-A moron, ingrate, 396 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:54,264 ding dong brings a stupid baby to a baseball game? 397 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:55,390 (BABY WHINING) 398 00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:57,059 That's what I thought you said. 399 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,352 -SULLEY: Mike... -Nobody. 400 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,897 Not even an overgrown ogre in makeup, calls our baby stupid! 401 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,941 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah! 402 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,984 Come on. Put up your dukes! 403 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,110 (CROWD CHEERING) 404 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,363 -Go, Clawson! -You want a piece of me? 405 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,114 (CROWD CHEERING) 406 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,950 -Yeah! -Come on, come on. 407 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,369 (GRUNTING) 408 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,746 -(THUDS) -SULLEY: Oh, yeah! 409 00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:21,250 Whoa, Mike. Did you do that? 410 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,584 A home run fly ball! 411 00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:24,711 An actual Monstropolis Creepees, 412 00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,881 TJ Clawson, record breakin' home run ball. 413 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:30,592 -And it's all mine. -(GROANING) 414 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,680 Before our friend here comes to, I think maybe we should get going. 415 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:35,931 Good idea, Mike. Let's go. 416 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,892 You know, we gotta get little Snore here back to her room. 417 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:43,146 (GASPING) 418 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,067 -What did you do to the door? -Nothing. I closed it. 419 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:50,070 -You were the last one to touch it. -So? This isn't my fault. 420 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,364 Explain why this door deactivated for no reason. 421 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,615 You keep distracting me with... 422 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:55,325 (MOCKING) "This reminds me of this time, 423 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:57,160 "You remember that time we and this time..." 424 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,121 -This reminds of that time... -(NORMAL VOICE) See? 425 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:03,125 How many times do I have to tell you, I don't remember. 426 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,085 Why is it so important to you? 427 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:07,546 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 428 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:11,508 Because... 429 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,512 Because... 430 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:16,597 (SIGHS) 431 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:22,603 When I first got to MU... (SIGHS) no one noticed me. 432 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,523 (SIGHS) And then... (SNIFFLES) 433 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,027 ...one day, in class, 434 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,363 you spoke to me. 435 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,240 (VAL SNIFFLES) 436 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,951 You said, 437 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:44,041 "Excuse me. Is this seat taken?" 438 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,053 Huh. Door's deactivated. Uh, that can't be good. 439 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,223 (POWERING ON) 440 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,099 You guys know the door got turned off? 441 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,311 (GASPS) A rescue party! (PANTING) Out of the way, sub-ordinates. 442 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,939 Oh, I just need to breathe some stale air. 443 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,273 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 444 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:09,775 (SIGHS) 445 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:10,859 (COUGHING) 446 00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,236 Coming through. 447 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,946 Excuse me. Coming through. 448 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,280 Great job, MIFT. 449 00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:18,325 Now, let's get that baby back where she came from. 450 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,246 -(BABY COOING) -There. Okay. There you go. 451 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,330 (SQUEAKS) 452 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,623 (EXCLAIMS) 453 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:25,916 -Shh, shh, oh... -(BABY WHINES) 454 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,710 -Oh, It's, it's okay. Shh, It's okay. -(COOING) 455 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,129 Mike, maybe you should sing to her. 456 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,341 What? I am not gonna sing her a song. 457 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,593 -You have a beautiful voice. -Go on. 458 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,679 -(WHINING) -No. I'm not go... 459 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:39,888 CELIA: Googly Bear. 460 00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:40,973 -(WHINING) -(SHUSHES) Okay. 461 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:43,141 Okay, okay, okay, I'll do it. 462 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,561 But just for you. 463 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,939 (CHIMING) 464 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:53,485 (SINGING) I put you back Back where you came from 465 00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:56,363 I put you back Back where you belong 466 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,324 I put you back Back where you came from 467 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,577 And I'm not gonna sing you a song 468 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,370 I don't care about you 469 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,913 Not one single bit 470 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,332 I don't care about you at all 471 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:10,002 I don't care about you So don't think I do 472 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,671 And I'm not gonna sing you a song 473 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,674 Your sweet simple smile Doesn't brighten my day 474 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,135 Your eyes don't reach into my heart 475 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,888 Your wiggly toes don't tickle my nose 476 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:24,057 And quite frankly you smell like a rose 477 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,350 (CHUCKLES) 478 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:28,604 (SINGING) I'm putting you back Back where you came from 479 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,690 And like I told you I won't sing a song 480 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:35,152 I put you back Back where you came from 481 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,237 And now it's hard to say... 482 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,322 (SNORING) 483 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:40,616 (WHISPERS) Good night, Snore. 484 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,494 (SINGING) So long 485 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:51,126 Oh, Googly Bear, you and Sulley took such good care of her. 486 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,129 MIKE: Yeah. Maybe me and Sulley will have a little grubby wubby of our own. 487 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,507 -CELIA: Mike! -MIKE: I'm just kidding, schmoopsie poo. 488 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,591 (MIKE CHUCKLES) 489 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,718 (SIGHS) That was close. 490 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:02,846 But we, uh, got through it. Didn't we? (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 491 00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:05,557 Like our Origins of Fear class. 492 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,685 But you don't remember me. 493 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:11,813 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 494 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,191 "You picked the best seat in the house." 495 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:16,485 What? 496 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:19,446 When I asked, uh, "Is this seat taken?" 497 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:22,908 You... You said, "You picked the best seat in the house. 498 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,285 You remember. 499 00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:30,916 Yeah. You, uh, you even shared your Hot Snots candy with me. (CHUCKLES) 500 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,460 I remember that because it's, uh, it's my favorite. 501 00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,213 (SIGHS) College buds. 502 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,131 College buds. Yeah. 503 00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,466 Hey, but look at us now. 504 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:40,634 Makin' new memories. 505 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,219 Work buds. 506 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,721 Yeah, work buds. Why not? 507 00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:48,016 (GASPS AND CHUCKLES) Hey. I know where Duncan hides his Hot Snots. 508 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,811 -Really? Where? -(CHUCKLES) Under Roto's cage. 509 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:53,438 -Oh. Oh, that. No. -I eat it all the time. 510 00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,065 -No. That's not candy. -Yeah. 511 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,483 -It definitely is. -No. That's... 512 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,944 -We're gonna eat it. Work buds. -Don't eat them. 513 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,279 (SINGING) Candy, candy, candy... 514 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,738 Val, no. 515 00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:04,825 (MUSIC PLAYING) 516 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,046 MIKE: All right. 517 00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:20,340 All you future jokesters settle down, please. 518 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,633 Settle down. 519 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:24,803 Now today will be the evaluation of the laugh potential of this round, 520 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:27,764 bladder-like item humans call the hoopie cushion. 521 00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:28,932 -(ALL GASP) -That's awesome. 522 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:32,311 As you can see, I have pre-inflated it according to the instructions 523 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:36,315 and will now place it on the chair and await the comedy. 524 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,567 -(CLASS EXCLAIMS SOFTLY) -Here we go. 525 00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:42,029 Just keep watching. 526 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,656 It's gonna be great. (CHUCKLES) 527 00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:47,284 Here it comes. 528 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,453 Comedy. 529 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,080 (CLICKS TONGUE) Hmm. 530 00:22:52,915 --> 00:22:53,916 (SQUEAKING) 531 00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:55,209 It should be workin' fine. 532 00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:57,628 It says right here in the manual, 533 00:22:57,711 --> 00:23:00,380 "Inflate it to its full capacity and then..." 534 00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:01,965 (FARTING) 535 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:09,890 You killed it! 536 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:11,975 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 537 00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:59,852 BOB: That's our broadcast for tonight. 538 00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:01,728 So long, everybody. 539 00:26:01,812 --> 00:26:02,980 You have been listening 540 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:06,108 to the Creepees Radio Network and I'm Bob Yucker.