1
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(DOOR CREAKING)

2
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(ROARS)

3
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(SCREAMS)

4
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(SHORT-CIRCUITING)

5
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

6
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Well, Professor Knight,
how'd I do? (PANTING)

7
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(CHUCKLES) "How'd you do?"

8
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Not even James P. Sullivan himself
ever scored this high.

9
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-Wait, really?
-You're quite the Scarer, Mr. Tuskmon.

10
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Thank you, sir.

11
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And when you get to
Monsters, Incorporated...

12
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Oh, the screams you generate alone
will power half of Monstropolis.

13
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) You mean
if I get to Monsters, Incorporated.

14
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No.

15
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When.

16
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-What's, uh...
-Go on. Open it.

17
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"Dear Mr. Tuskmon.

18
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"Monsters, Incorporated is pleased to
offer you the position of Scarer."

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-(LAUGHS) Straight to the top!
-(MUMBLES)

20
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"Please arrive Monday morning at 9:00 a.m.
to receive your scare assignment.

21
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"Sincerely, Henry J. Waternoose III,
CEO, Monsters, Incorporated."

22
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(PROFESSOR KNIGHT CHUCKLES)

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-I did it.
-You're gonna be a Scarer!

24
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I'm gonna be a Scarer.

25
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

26
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MONSTER 1: I don't know
what I'm gonna do now.

27
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MONSTER 2: We scare because we care.
Or maybe we don't scare.

28
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Or actually, we don't scare at all,
but we do care!

29
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-So it's true? No more scaring?
-Do I still have a job?

30
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Can Laugh Energy power cars,
warm homes and light the city?

31
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-Talk to Ms. Flint.
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

32
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-We're screwed.
-Yes, ma'am.

33
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But I don't want things to change.

34
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Says here kids aren't toxic
if you touch 'em.

35
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What if they touch you?

36
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I assume you still burst into flames
and die of barfing, like always.

37
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MIKE: Oh, schmoopsie-poo!

38
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Googly Bear! Thank goodness you're here.

39
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-I need you to...
-Isn't this great?

40
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The factory's still open,
nobody's out of work,

41
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no angry mob, and you know the best part?

42
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We can go back to Harryhausen's?

43
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-Me and Sulley are banned for life.
-CELIA: Oh...

44
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The best part is,
I get to flex my funny bone!

45
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They have to overhaul
this whole place for laughs.

46
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Listen, you're both wanted
in Waternoose's office.

47
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-Stat.
-Waternoose?

48
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They carted that old crab away yesterday.

49
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It's not Waternoose who wants to see you.

50
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Boys, we need to talk.

51
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Oh, Roz, what an unpleasant surprise.

52
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I had a little debrief
with the Board of Directors,

53
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and they wanted me to relay the news.

54
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They're putting you two in charge.

55
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-(CHUCKLES)
-You're kidding.

56
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That's what I said.

57
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But, Sullivan, you're officially
the new Monsters, Inc. CEO.

58
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-And, Wazowski, you're the...
-Wait. I got this.

59
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Senior Co-President
of Monsters, Incorporated.

60
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and Chief Executive
Vice-Deputy Administrative Director

61
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of Comedy Resources Management,

62
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or, SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM for short.

63
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(GROANS)

64
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My work here is done.

65
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Well, adieu, Roz. True friends never
say goodbye, so... goodbye.

66
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Can you believe it, Sulley?
We're in charge. You and me!

67
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One last thing. The Board promised
to give my sister my old job.

68
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She'll be in later. Good luck.

69
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She's not bubbly like me. (LAUGHS)

70
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That has a sister?

71
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-Us in charge.
-(CHUCKLING) Yeah.

72
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You heard right, we're in charge,
Floor Supervisor Celia.

73
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-CELIA: (CHUCKLING) What? Really?
-Yeah, yeah.

74
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CELIA: "Floor Supervisor"? Me?

75
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The first order of business should be
your long overdue promotion.

76
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CELIA: Everybody, get back to work!

77
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-I'm practicing my Floor Supervisor voice.
-(GLASS SHATTERS)

78
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-Oh, my gosh. I'm...
-Goodbye! (KISSES)

79
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I could get into this
being-in-charge thing.

80
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Not that I'd use it for personal gain.

81
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How much should my raise be?
What about a company car?

82
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-You know, nothing...
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

83
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There won't be any raise or car
if we don't keep the power on.

84
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Let's get to the Scare Floor.

85
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-Laugh Floor.
-"Laugh Floor." Right, right.

86
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And we need to find
a couple hundred more funny monsters.

87
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Plus, we're gonna need a new slogan.

88
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Let's see...
"We clown around to power the town."

89
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-No.
-"We are funny to keep the lights runny."

90
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Keep trying, Mikey.

91
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MIKE: How about this one...

92
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TYLOR: "We scare because we care."
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

93
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Mornin', coworker.

94
00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:04,847
-Hey, nice cone. First day as a Scarer.
-Hmm.

95
00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,014
Or your last.

96
00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:08,267
ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA SYSTEM)
Attention Monsters, Inc...

97
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Wow, I can't believe I'm actually here.

98
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(CELIA HUMMING)

99
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Hello? Oh.

100
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Monsters, Incorporated. This is Celia Mae.
I no longer answer the phones. Goodbye.

101
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-Hi, there. Excuse me.
-Here's my coffee mug.

102
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-Now here's my...
-Uh. Tylor Tuskmon. Official Scarer.

103
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What? "Scarer"? (CHUCKLES)

104
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No, I'm sorry, talk to the receptionist.

105
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-I thought...
-I'm the Floor Supervisor!

106
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Then who's the... Okay, thank you.

107
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-Hi.
-(GRUNTS)

108
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If I were Ms. Flint's office,
where would I...

109
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-(GRUNTS)
-Got it.

110
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MS. FLINT: Take your position on the mark
in front of the closet door.

111
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Then proceed to perform
your humorous dissertation

112
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or series of physical buffooneries
for the artificial child.

113
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The metrics of your performance
will be measured by our humor gauge

114
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as well as our power gauge,

115
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which indicates the amount
of gigglewatt energy produced.

116
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-Is that clear?
-TYLOR: Uh, hi.

117
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-Excuse me, Ms. Flint?
-Uh-huh. Take a seat.

118
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-I'll be right with you.
-Okay, got it. Thanks.

119
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(TED CLEARS THROAT)

120
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Hey, there. (CHUCKLES)

121
00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:11,038
Um... Maybe I can tell you a joke?

122
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-(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
-Okay, a joke, a joke.

123
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Uh, how do you make a monster float?

124
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One monster, two scoops of ice cream,
and some root beer.

125
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Ta-da!

126
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Funny! Tickle tickle. Four years
of training at Ghoulliard. (CHUCKLES)

127
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Uh... Oh. Whoops!

128
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Oh, I'm feeling sick.

129
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Maybe I'm missing something.

130
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-Um, that's Ted Pauley.
-Sorry, I broke your child.

131
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That's one of your top Scarers.
I've had his Scare Card since I was a kid.

132
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He's not funny. He's scary.

133
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Who are you? You're not on my roster.

134
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Tylor Tuskmon. New Scarer.
It's my first day.

135
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-Just need my scare assignment.
-Tuskmon. Well...

136
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Ms. Flint, are you ready for me?
I brought a peeled banana

137
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and this flower that emits liquids and...

138
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Yes, come in, Miss Benitez.

139
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I'm very busy, Mr. Tuskmon,

140
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but seeing that we hired you
before the change,

141
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-you'll report...
-"The change"?

142
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...to new employee orientation.

143
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NARRATOR: This is Monsters, Incorporated,
where we scare because we care.

144
00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,145
Actually, we don't scare anymore.

145
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Now we're laugh power. Sorry about that.

146
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NARRATOR: Every day on each of our
state-of-the-art Scare Floors...

147
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-Laugh Floors.
-...our elite team of Scarers...

148
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Jokesters.

149
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...help support the mission
of our esteemed CEO's...

150
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MR. CRUMMYHAM: No longer esteemed.
(IMITATES SLITTING THROAT)

151
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Headed off to the big house.

152
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...mission, to create scare energy...

153
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MR. CRUMMYHAM: Laugh.

154
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-...and scare power...
-Laugh.

155
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-...by scaring...
-Laughing!

156
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You know, forget it. Let's just move on.

157
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Wait a minute. You're saying
you're no longer hiring Scarers?

158
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What skills do you have besides scaring?

159
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With those horns,
maybe you could be a hat rack.

160
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-No, I... That's...
-Yeah, too tall.

161
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-No, I don't wanna be a hat rack.
-Plus, you could only hold two hats.

162
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-It's impractical.
-That's not...

163
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-Umbrella hanger?
-Is this a joke?

164
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Would you say you could hang
forty umbrellas up there?

165
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Is this a prank?

166
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This is not a laughing matter.

167
00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,275
Or, rather, it is a laughing matter.

168
00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:06,570
My folks scrimped and saved,
working in our family hardware store

169
00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,031
so that I could go to
the School of Scaring.

170
00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,908
Your parents own a hardware store?

171
00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:14,286
-Yeah, but that's not the...
-Perfect! Report to MIFT.

172
00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:19,458
Door division... Control Room A-L...
I don't see MIFT.

173
00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,876
(HONKING)

174
00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,421
(GASPS)

175
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Uh...

176
00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,347
Tylor?

177
00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,891
-Uh...
-Tylor Tuskmon, right? Am I right?

178
00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,060
Those horns, dead giveaway,
'cause they're so...

179
00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,937
-Yes. Sorry. Do I, uh...
-Val Little.

180
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Monsters University. Freshman year.

181
00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:44,942
We had that Origins of Fear
class together. Yawn.

182
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-Origins...
-Yawn.

183
00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,987
Yeah, I guess,
it was just such a large class.

184
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You work here? When did you graduate?

185
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College was an interesting detour.

186
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Too much of a commitment.

187
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Not really the whole regimented,

188
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stuffed-shirt, college-scene
type of gal. (GAGS)

189
00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:00,332
Well, what've you been up to?

190
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,709
Graduating from college.

191
00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,003
-Good for you!
-Yeah, it's great.

192
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,880
Except for the loan debt, right? Ka-ching!

193
00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,383
For you it'd probably be like
ka-ching, ka-ching!

194
00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,511
'Cause you graduated.
For me it was like ka-ching.

195
00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:15,138
And the fact that this place
is no longer hiring Scarers.

196
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,433
I mean, I got this letter
saying that I was gonna be a Scarer,

197
00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,853
but now they've assigned me to,
what... MIFT?

198
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,480
"MIFT"? (GASPS)

199
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,360
That's where I work!
Hop in, I'll take you!

200
00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,071
This is crazy. I drop out of college,
you graduate from college,

201
00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,031
and we both end up
working at the same place.

202
00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:36,368
-Cosmic.
-Well, that's one way of describing it.

203
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,453
Hold on, that's a Scare Floor.

204
00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:40,205
-Laugh Floor now.
-Right, Laugh Floor.

205
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,165
Beep, beep, beep.

206
00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,626
I removed the beeper
so I could make the sound. (CHUCKLES)

207
00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,545
-Where are we going?
-We're going down.

208
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:47,629
Huh?

209
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,965
Yeah, after MU,
I lived in the Scarribean for a year.

210
00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:53,594
Island time. I made wind chimes
out of scream shells, didn't sell.

211
00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:54,803
All that screaming...

212
00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:58,015
-(MIMICKING SCREAMING)
-(ELEVATOR RUMBLES)

213
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,434
This happens all the time,
you just gotta... (GRUNTS)

214
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,644
There we go.
Then I taught shockra yoga for a while.

215
00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:05,397
Found my center. You know what's weird?
I was off-center.

216
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,316
I was gonna get it aligned,
but by that time,

217
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,859
I was into competitive eating.

218
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,652
So, yeah, now, here I am.

219
00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,196
Yeah!

220
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,990
-TYLOR: Whoa, whoa!
-Stay in the cart. Almost there.

221
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,117
There's no daylight,
but you get used to it.

222
00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:19,203
These are the transfer pipes.
Miles of them. Ooh!

223
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,621
-(GASPS)
-I think there's one...

224
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,122
-(GRUNTS)
-Yeah!

225
00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:25,042
Home sweet home!
You head in. I'll park the cart.

226
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,504
Beep, beep, beep.

227
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:45,771
(GROWLS)

228
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,162
Hey, everybody, meet the new guy!
Tylor Tuskmon.

229
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,997
-Hi.
-We were best buds in college.

230
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,165
We had one class together.

231
00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:07,209
-But it was special.
-We didn't actually speak.

232
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,877
Hi, everyone, just to be clear,

233
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,588
I was told this is
a temporary reassignment.

234
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,591
Well, we'll see about that, won't we?
I'm Fritz.

235
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,761
Oh, they said they were sending over
a new MIFTer.

236
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,931
-Sorry, what exactly is "MIFT"?
-What is MIFT?

237
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,266
Oh, now you've done it.

238
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,355
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

239
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,817
Since the day Monsters, Inc. was founded,
there has been a need.

240
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:36,154
A need for a dedicated team of mechanics
to nurture the intricate machinery

241
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:39,491
that is the very foundation
of this factory.

242
00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,786
No matter how arduous
or difficult the repair might be,

243
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,455
MIFT is there to tighten the bolts,

244
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:50,544
unclog the pipes, wrench the nut.
We embrace it with, uh...

245
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:54,047
-We embrace it with...
-With unbridled anticipation.

246
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:57,968
There you go! Unbridled participation
of what challenge lies ahead.

247
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,596
And at the end of the day, we each say,

248
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,389
-"I'm proud."
-(SPUTTERS)

249
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:06,768
"I am proud to be a member
of the Monsters, Inc. Facilities Team!"

250
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,397
For the record,
I've never actually said that.

251
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,482
Oh, welcome to the MIFT family.

252
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,902
Uh, thanks, but I'm not really family.

253
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,612
I could be to you like a father figure.

254
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:17,988
My father's a father figure.

255
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,157
-Grandfather figure?
-That's my father's father.

256
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,826
How about an uncle-who's-divorced
from-your-biological-aunt

257
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,912
but-was-really-cool-so-he-keeps-in-touch

258
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,915
and-sometimes-he-just-shows-up
out-of-the-blue figure?

259
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,958
Sure? You don't have my phone number.

260
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:33,545
I can get it out of your employee file.
(HUMMING)

261
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,049
CUTTER: Drink this.

262
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,051
Uh, oh, thanks.

263
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,385
(SLURPS AND COUGHS)

264
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:41,470
Now drink this.

265
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:43,514
(GAGS AND COUGHS)

266
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,974
-CUTTER: Well?
-They're both disgusting.

267
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,059
See? I told ya.

268
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,646
You can't tell the difference between
the old lubricant and the new synthetic.

269
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,730
(COUGHING) Why?

270
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,690
Drink water, stay close to a bathroom.

271
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,318
That was Cutter. And this is Banana Bread.

272
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,528
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)

273
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,112
No one knows his real name.

274
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,073
But he brings banana bread
in every morning.

275
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,199
Yummy scrumbos.

276
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,826
Hey, there. Tylor, was it?

277
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,246
-TYLOR: Yeah.
-Hey. Nice to meet you, Tylor.

278
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:10,082
Yeah, so, hey,
could I just borrow you for a sec?

279
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,834
Couple of things I wanna mention.

280
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,086
-In private.
-Sure. Yeah.

281
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,381
-(GROWLS)
-Look, I get it.

282
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:21,301
First impressions,
everybody seems a little bit crazy, right?

283
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,845
Down here where there's no daylight

284
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:26,473
and the repetitive din of machinery is
forever hammering into your brain.

285
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,768
But look, the MIFT team,
they mean well, all right?

286
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,854
You're gonna warm up to 'em, I promise.

287
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,772
-I don't belong here.
-...belong here. Yeah.

288
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:37,651
-Exactly!
-You and me, we see eye to eyes.

289
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,070
It's nice to finally meet somebody
who gets it.

290
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,697
I'm sorry, I didn't get your name.

291
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,992
-Oh! Hey, sorry. The name's Duncan.
-Hi, Duncan.

292
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,036
But people around here refer to me
as "Deputy Supervisor."

293
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,791
You know why? Because when Fritz retires
or dies, I'm takin' his job.

294
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,043
You can forget
your little "college boy" plan...

295
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,670
-Wait, what?
-...of waltzing in here

296
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,839
and taking what's rightfully mine,
you understand?

297
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,549
-There's no...
-I'm onto your scheme.

298
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:03,260
I have no interest at all in Fritz's job.

299
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,137
So that's how you wanna play the game?

300
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,221
Honestly, no games.

301
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,307
-I'm not playing a game.
-I'm just a pawn

302
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,809
in the way of you becoming king.
A little itty-bitty pawn

303
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,519
that's knocked off the board. Ping!

304
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:15,522
What? No, no pawn. There's no ping!
Nothing's pinging.

305
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,940
I'm onto you.

306
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,234
I'm onto you.

307
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:23,405
Okay. So if there's nothing else,
I'm gonna...

308
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,741
(WHISPERS) Onto you.

309
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,661
You.

310
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,508
-(BLOWHORN SOUNDING)
-(VAL CHUCKLES)

311
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,843
Okay, I give up. Who's "David"?

312
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,721
You are! I didn't have enough time
to make a new sign.

313
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,056
Oh, David.

314
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,308
David got his horn caught
in the door track,

315
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,061
was pulled into a shredder shaft,
never saw him again.

316
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,397
I did find some hair. We keep it in a jar
next to the memory candle.

317
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,067
Good ol' Davey. I miss you, buddy.

318
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,319
I miss ya.

319
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,820
I was his uncle figure, too.

320
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,948
I can't find the words to tell you all

321
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,825
how much I appreciate being a part of this
whole MIFT cult-thing

322
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,662
you've got going on here.
In fact, you guys all just stay here.

323
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,373
Don't follow me.
I'll go get the appreciation donuts.

324
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,707
(GRUNTS)

325
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,255
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

326
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:29,888
(SIGHS WEARILY)

327
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,105
(SIGHS)

328
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,150
-Whoa! Nice shot.
-Shut up, Smitty.

329
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:45,279
Can't you see he wants to be alone?
He's depressed.

330
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:46,697
Why's he depressed?

331
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,158
If you're a scary monster like him,
now what do you do?

332
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:53,453
Unless you can make a kid laugh,
you got no future.

333
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:56,832
SMITTY: That's depressing.
NEEDLEMAN: Shut up! He can still hear you.

334
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:57,916
SMITTY: You shut up!

335
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,336
"Make a kid laugh..."

336
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,969
CELIA: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Two hours
remaining in the Central Zone.

337
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,596
Two hours remaining.

338
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,819
MIKE: Heya, Fungus.

339
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:28,530
Thanks for keepin' me on, Mr. Wazowski.
(CHUCKLES)

340
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:31,325
MIKE: No problem.
But you missed out on a ride in my car.

341
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:35,787
(GRUNTS AND YELPS)

342
00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,082
Did Ms. Flint send you?

343
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,712
Oh, uh, well,
I did see her earlier today, so...

344
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,298
Perfect! If you're Ms. Flint approved,
then get in here.

345
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,050
I'll get him a door, pronto. Fungus?

346
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,261
Come on, time is funny. Wait a second!
Could that be the new slogan?

347
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:53,263
Keep trying, Mikey. Keep trying.

348
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,475
Door is active.

349
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,477
Just make the kid laugh.

350
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,855
(SCOFFS) Shouldn't be too hard.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

351
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:17,287
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)

352
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,376
Hi!

353
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,003
-(WHIMPERING)
-Hey there, little guy.

354
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,339
Uh, you ready to laugh?

355
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,882
(WHIMPERS AND CRIES)

356
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:29,967
No! (SHUSHES)

357
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,054
-No! No, no, no...
-(GLASS SHATTERS)

358
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,265
-(CAR ALARM BLARING)
-MAN: Somebody is breaking into my car!

359
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,349
TYLOR: Where'd you go?

360
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,475
WOMAN: Seriously?
TYLOR: No!

361
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,018
-(YELPS)
-Hey, come here!

362
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,228
Hey, how about this one?

363
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,272
-(CHILD CRYING)
-"Our jokeage gives you voltage!"

364
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,940
-What do ya think?
-No.

365
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,024
(CHILD CRYING)

366
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,651
"You're in good company with our company"?

367
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,319
Goochi-goochi... (SCREAMS)

368
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,363
TYLOR: Oh! (GRUNTS)

369
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,283
(SCREAMING)

370
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,245
-CELIA: No!
-Watch out!

371
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,663
(MIKE AND TYLOR SCREAM)

372
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,583
-Run! Get out of the way!
-(SCREAMS)

373
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:03,667
SULLEY: Watch out!

374
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,627
-(CHILD SCREAMING)
-Oh!

375
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,379
-A kid! A kid!
-(SCREAMING)

376
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,299
No, no, no! (SCREAMS)

377
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,050
(SCREAMING)

378
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,222
-(SCREAMING)
-No, wait!

379
00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,017
-(SCREAMS)
-(WHIMPERING)

380
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,602
Little kid, little boy!

381
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,521
Gotcha.

382
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,484
Rock-a-bye baby in the tree tops

383
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,653
When the wind blows
Your nose fills with snot

384
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:33,572
So sorry.

385
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:41,496
We're shutting down Laugh Floor F,
activating Laugh Floor G.

386
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,624
I'll need to transfer
Sanderson and Phlegm...

387
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:48,295
(SIGHS) I am so sorry,
Mr. Sullivan. Mr. Wazowski.

388
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:54,301
I, uh, appreciate the opportunity
that I have completely blown.

389
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,262
You'll never see me again.

390
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:01,683
Hold it! You're Tylor Tuskmon, aren't you?

391
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,895
Uh, yes, I am. How did you know?

392
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,855
Who do you think recommended you
for the job?

393
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,857
You graduated top of your class.

394
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:11,443
Even broke my record
in the simulation room.

395
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,820
Ah, yeah. Well... What can I say?

396
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,323
I seem to be pretty good at
breaking things lately.

397
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,450
-It's been a rough day for all of us.
-Yep.

398
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:21,828
-Everything's changing.
-Laugh power instead of scare power.

399
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:23,372
Me and Mike in charge.

400
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:24,998
They're gonna have to change

401
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:28,627
the ol' MU School of Scaring
to the College of Comedy.

402
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,839
Comedy college. Right!
Sulley, you're a genius.

403
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:35,551
And seeing that I am
the official SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM,

404
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:38,720
I'm making an executive decision
to begin Monsters, Inc. Comedy Classes,

405
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:40,639
featuring Professor Me!

406
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,350
I'll teach all you scary monsters
how to be funny.

407
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,935
-TYLOR: What?
-'Cause I know what it's like

408
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,856
once you've stepped across that line.
You'd do anything to be on this floor.

409
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:53,944
So I actually have a chance
of becoming a Jokester?

410
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,114
Mike and I, we worked our way up
from the mailroom.

411
00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,658
So anything's possible.

412
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:03,662
No more scaring.
Now it's, uh, laughter you're after.

413
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:07,875
Bingo! Our new slogan.
"It's Laughter We're After."

414
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,960
ROZE: Wazowski!

415
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:12,588
Roz?

416
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,215
The name's Roze.

417
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,217
Wake me up,
I'm having a horrible nightmare.

418
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:19,052
One where you actually smell things.

419
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:22,472
They just delivered
the new kid's hat and ID.

420
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:28,687
-And from now on, call me Sulley.
-And call me Mike.

421
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:34,067
Whoa, what happened here?
Sure know how to make an impression.

422
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:37,529
Where'd you go? I thought you were
getting us appreciation donuts.

423
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,489
(WHISPERS) Remember, I'm onto you.

424
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:44,953
Tylor, welcome to Monsters, Incorporated.

425
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,207
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

426
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,546
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

427
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:32,639
ROZE: Keep watching. Always keep watching.
(CHUCKLES)