1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,878 VAL: So, who's excited to go to the C.R.E.E.P. show? 2 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:05,380 {\an8}- (SIGHS) - VAL: You'll love it. 3 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,382 {\an8}I still don't understand why we have to go. 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,967 Oh, come on, we get to go with MIFT, 5 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:11,094 and there's nothing more fun than a Convention for 6 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:13,805 Resourceful Energy Efficiency and Power. 7 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:16,516 Really? 'Cause I... I can think of several things more fun. 8 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,226 - Watching paint dry, for instance. - Ooh. 9 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:20,020 - Uh, sitting in traffic... - (VAL GASPS) 10 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,689 - Sanitizing my grandma's dentures... - Aw, Grandma T. 11 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,108 Now you're gonna have to add the C.R.E.E.P. show to that list. 12 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,610 I'm just... I'm not really in the right headspace 13 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:30,155 to go to some big energy convention. 14 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,198 Why is nothing working? 15 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,117 - Completely get why you're upset... - Oh, no! 16 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,453 ...after that very public oopsie at the football game 17 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,830 that I promised myself I'd never talk about again. 18 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,749 - Here I am, doing it! - No, no, no. 19 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,084 - (YELLS) - (GRUNTS) 20 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,753 - Yeah! - Whoa! 21 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:47,130 - (BRAKES SCREECHING) - Whoa! (GRUNTS) 22 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,590 Ha-ha! Gotcha. 23 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,926 You know what? It's actually nice to be down here again. 24 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:54,888 In fact, I'll bet our old MIFT crew really misses us. 25 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,848 I bet they're barely functioning without us. 26 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,099 (BANJO PLAYING) 27 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,769 ROGER: (SINGING) Oh! Don't you worry Don't you fret 28 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,229 For now you've got this gent 29 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,566 I'm the MIFT replacement 30 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:10,111 Oh, I've never known such joy. 31 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,739 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 32 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,933 - (VAL GASPS) - Cheers! 33 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:44,187 Hello! Sorry about the flash. A bit of a documenter. 34 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:47,107 I love photographing all my new friends. (GIGGLES) 35 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,317 And, uh, random strangers? 36 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,485 Strangers no more. 37 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:54,447 Tylor, Val, this is our new MIFTer, Roger Rogers. 38 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,908 - TYLOR: Uh, sorry, Roger Rogers? - Roger that. 39 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,911 VAL: (GASPS) Double T and Double R. 40 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,162 Double fun! 41 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,581 He wrenched the nut on his first try. 42 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:05,500 {\an8}With his teeth! 43 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:08,670 {\an8}What are teeth for, if not chewing on things made from metal? Mmm. 44 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:12,132 {\an8}Yeah, unlike the last guy we had, Roger is actually useful. 45 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,509 He brought his own tools, and knows the difference 46 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:17,053 between positive pressure and injection welding torches. 47 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,514 - (SCOFFS) Doesn't everybody? - Oh, it's C.R.E.E.P. o'clock. 48 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,599 You better get your scales and tails in gear. 49 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:24,811 Oh, Rogie, your whimsical melodies make me lose track of time. 50 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,605 But real quick, before we go, 51 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,650 this is the key to Vendy, the love of my life, 52 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,820 and I don't know what this key is, but I'm too afraid to get rid of it. 53 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:37,198 Oh, and here's the master keys to Monsters, Incorporated. 54 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,491 - (GASPS) - They will open 55 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,034 any door in this building, 56 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:42,745 including the one to your heart. 57 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:45,498 Wowie! Well, thanks for trusting me to hold down the fort 58 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:48,209 while the rest of you are at the C.R.E.E.P. show today, Uncle Fritz. 59 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,587 (PANTING IN EXCITEMENT) Uncle Fritz! 60 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:53,131 I've always wanted an uncle-ish father figure. 61 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,175 Fa-fa-fa-fa father figure! 62 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:59,053 Roger Rogers. Does that name sound completely made up, or is it just me? 63 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:01,139 - Nah, it's just you. - I really like that name. 64 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:04,726 It's easy to remember. Roger Rogers. Roger Rogers. 65 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:08,062 But if you don't like it, I don't like it as much as I said I did. 66 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:10,690 All right, MIFTers, time to finish loading up. 67 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,901 Monsters, Incorporated is going where? 68 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:17,405 - That's right! To the C.R.E.E.P. show. - (ALL CHEERING AND WHOOPING) 69 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:20,325 (GIGGLING) Well, have fun C.R.E.E.P.ing. 70 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,333 Welcome to the C.R.E.E.P. show. 71 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,960 - Where being a creep is a good thing. - (BOTH LAUGH) 72 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,795 - Pardon me, coming through. - Duncan! 73 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:35,715 - Is that a model of Monstropolis? - DUNCAN: To scale! 74 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,843 Mother and I worked all weekend on this beauty. 75 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:41,971 The crown jewel of Mike and Sulley's presentation. 76 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:45,808 Or, as I like to call it, MOMstropolis! 77 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,310 - MOMstropolis? - Yes. 78 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:50,521 And like her, it is extremely fragile. So no one touches it. Hear me? 79 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:52,732 - No, no, no one! - Ho, ho. Oh! Ow! 80 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:56,194 Smitty, help me unload these canisters for the big presentation. 81 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:59,072 And please use all four of your hands this time. 82 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,367 Okey-doke. But my bottom hands have a mind of their own. 83 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,452 Or at least that's what I tell the cops. 84 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,788 (BUBBLING) 85 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:12,627 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Convention for Resourceful Energy Efficiency and Power. 86 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,213 MAN: All right, how's everybody doing at the C.R.E.E.P. show? 87 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,756 WOMAN: Energy from the sun. 88 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,259 Now, I know what you're thinking. "That's crazy." 89 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,261 - Wow! - (CHUCKLES) 90 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,221 Better than watching paint dry, huh? 91 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,016 Take in the sights and... (SNIFFS) 92 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:30,395 smells of opportunity and body odor. It is so great to be back. 93 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:33,398 Yeah, it is. And I'm going to get twice as much swag as last year. 94 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,191 And I weigh it, so I'll know. 95 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:39,779 (CACKLING) Are you a fan of the can? 96 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,532 Mike Wazowski and Monsters, Inc. have arrived. 97 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:45,118 Would you be so kind as to direct us to our usual booth? 98 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,578 I'm sure it's in the center, with the other big shots. 99 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:49,205 Big shots? Yeah, mmm. 100 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:51,291 Let's see. Monsters, Inc. 101 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,002 Laugh energy. (CHUCKLES) Yes, of course. 102 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,045 You're with alternative energy. 103 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,463 Oh! 104 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:00,967 "And Other Hare-Brained Ideas"? 105 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:06,139 Hmm... Well, we're definitely not near Scream Energy anymore. 106 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,432 This can't be happening. 107 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,726 There's been an insulting mistake! 108 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,855 Spinnergy exercise energy makes you feel great. 109 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:17,400 And just 16 hours of exercise a day powers your house for an entire hour. 110 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,694 - Come on. Hop on the bikes. - (SPINNERS GRUNTING) 111 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,696 Hard pass. I'd rather sit in the dark. 112 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,865 But I would love this. 113 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,784 Our booth's got to be down here somewhere. 114 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:28,536 - (BURPING) - (DINGS) 115 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:31,289 Huh. The guy said 60 and a half, right? 116 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,999 - (FARTS) - (CROWD LAUGHING) 117 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:37,211 - Wow. - VAL: Hmm, 58, 59... 118 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:41,174 60 and a half? 119 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:45,053 FRITZ: All right, the booth may be small, 120 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,430 but it's going to be the biggest small booth ever. 121 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,725 And would you look at that? We've even got a line waiting for us. 122 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:54,103 I bet you're all here to learn about the wonders of Laugh Power. 123 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:58,524 - No. I'm in the line for the bathroom. - (FLUSHING) 124 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,695 Would you like some reading material while you're in there? 125 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:05,907 - You, uh, you got anything longer? - Oh... 126 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,659 FRITZ: Oh. Perfect. 127 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,161 Yeah, perfectly inadequate. 128 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:12,705 Looks like we got our work cut out for us then. 129 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:16,334 You're all set up for Mike and I's big Laugh Power presentation. 130 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,920 Val? Tylor? You're on booth duty. 131 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,590 (GASPS) A day full of talking to hundreds of different strangers? 132 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,675 Oh, my gosh, it's gonna be the best day ever! 133 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,177 Yeah, I don't, I'm... I just... 134 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,805 I don't know if I'm the best spokesmonster. 135 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:33,017 Come on. You're the poster boy of a former Scarer becoming a jokester. 136 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:36,521 (SIGHS) Yeah, but when I tried to talk about it at the football game, 137 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,564 it didn't exactly go well. 138 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:40,441 That's putting it mildly. 139 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:43,945 I understand. I'm a little nervous about today myself. 140 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,614 You get nervous? 141 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:51,077 Ho, ho. Yep. But life is a lot like the Laugh Floor. 142 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,580 We can't stop going through doors just because one doesn't work out. 143 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,207 You know? 144 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:01,754 - (SIGHS) I'll try. - That's the Monsters, Inc. spirit. 145 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:04,424 Come on, Sulley. It's time to schmooze and kiss some butts. 146 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,509 Well, hopefully, our butts get kissed, too. 147 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:09,053 Uh, you know, metaphorically speaking. 148 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:12,473 - You feel better now? Let's do this. - Right. Well, uh... 149 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,892 (GASPS) Oh, my gosh. 150 00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:16,978 Where did you get that amazing necklace? 151 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,939 Oh, this little thing? It's from Tiff-a-sneeze, of course. 152 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:22,692 Oh! Well, why don't you take a Monsters, Incorporated bag? 153 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,610 It'll go great with your necklace. 154 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,487 Huh! Why, thank you. 155 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:27,905 Now you try. 156 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:29,740 (SIGHS AND CLEARS THROAT) 157 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,243 Pardon me, sir, would you like a... 158 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,745 - Sorry, that's... that's not what... - (BELCHES) 159 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:38,374 Laugh Power is the future. Ha-ha. Okay. Bye. 160 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:39,750 Nowhere to go but up. 161 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,419 (TOILET FLUSHING) 162 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:43,379 Hi. Would you like 163 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:46,048 {\an8}a Monsters, Incorporated Laugh Power T-shirt? 164 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:48,259 {\an8}It was mass-produced with love. 165 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,554 Do you happen to have a Stink-a-Mint? 166 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,389 Actually, I do. 167 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:55,600 Mmm. Thanks. 168 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,603 Ho-ho! 169 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:01,939 - (LOUD STOMP) - (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 170 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,951 Oh, no! Here he comes! Run! 171 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,036 Oh! 172 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:17,246 (ROARS) 173 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,582 Yummy, yummy, rargh! 174 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,667 Take that! (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 175 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,921 Rargh, rargh. Now there'll finally be parking. 176 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,840 Take that, divorce court! (ROARS) 177 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,969 (GASPS) No, no, come here, you! Spit it out! Now! 178 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,054 Oi! 179 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,556 NEEDLEMAN: Oh, sorry, Terry. 180 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,558 Playground's closed. 181 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:39,227 - DUNCAN: Give me that. - Whoa. 182 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:42,647 Oh, look at you. I will fix you. 183 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:45,024 I shall guard this city with my life. 184 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:49,403 Grrr. Your life is small. Like your disproportionate wings. 185 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:52,365 - (SCREAMING) - Ooh, a paperweight. 186 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,326 - (CLANGING) - This bag's getting heavy. 187 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,412 (SIGHS) Nobody wants a brochure. 188 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,291 (GASPS) Let's work together. You stock them, I'll pass them. 189 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,795 Ooh! These horns are very handy. 190 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,673 Cool. Glad something about me is useful. 191 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:12,009 Hey! Are you one of those jokesters? 192 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:14,512 Me? Oh, no, I'm just a jokester assistant. 193 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,721 But Tylor over here, 194 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,473 - he's the real jokester. - Heh-heh. 195 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,517 Oh, yeah, I know you. 196 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:23,271 You're the guy that tanked at the MU homecoming game. (LAUGHS) 197 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,732 He was hilarious. I laughed so hard, I needed my inhaler. 198 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,568 (ALL LAUGH) 199 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,361 Hey, don't listen to them. 200 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,197 (SIGHS) I'm gonna go for a walk. 201 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:34,865 (GASPS SOFTLY) 202 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,368 (LAUGHTER) 203 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,957 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 204 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:48,963 PHOTOGRAPHER: Oh! Nice one. 205 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:53,676 I am Alistair Clawbottom. 206 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:58,514 And we here at Scare Masters have been scaring our way up 207 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:00,808 from the bottom for over a century! 208 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:03,477 And this newfangled Laugh Power 209 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,563 is an affront to our monster nature. 210 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,898 - (CROWD GASPS) - It's all malarkey, I say. 211 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:09,108 - (SIGHS) - Ma-larkey! 212 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,526 CROWD: Yeah! 213 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:14,030 {\an8}Scream calendars, calendars for the New Year. 214 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,365 {\an8}Features all of our top Scarers. 215 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,785 {\an8}Hey there, I'm Mr. April... if you're wondering. 216 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,037 {\an8}Hmm. 217 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,538 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 218 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,838 The It's Later booth was my favorite. 219 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:34,175 {\an8}I got a Scare card signed by Johnny Worthington. 220 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,384 {\an8}(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 221 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,428 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: It all started long ago, 222 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:40,431 with a monster, a scream and a dream. 223 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:43,809 A dream to make human children's lives a living nightmare. 224 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,813 Jack "The Fang" Worthington, one of the pioneers of Scream Energy, 225 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,315 founded FearCo, 226 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,526 a company powered by the most frightening Scarers. 227 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:55,905 And now, the torch has been passed to his son, Johnny, 228 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,324 who is leading FearCo into the future. 229 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,368 Okay, let's open the floor to some questions. 230 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,452 CROWD: Johnny! Johnny! 231 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,412 Yeah. You there. Four-eyes. Go ahead. 232 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,665 Do you really think Laugh Power is more efficient? 233 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:09,085 With all due respect to Monsters, Inc. and their energy, 234 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,878 I wanna make sure that the good, 235 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:14,006 hardworking citizens of Monstropolis have power. 236 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:17,009 It's monsters like that who keep this city running. 237 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:19,220 And we keep them running, 238 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,764 with reliable, proven Scream Energy. 239 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:22,848 CROWD: Johnny! Johnny! 240 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,809 But I don't wanna focus on what they're doing. 241 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,977 I wanna focus on what we're doing. 242 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:30,648 FearCo is taking what already works and is making it better. 243 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,484 Over this way, our scientists will show you a glimpse 244 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:37,697 of our new Scream amplifier that will change everything. 245 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,700 - MONSTER: Ooh. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry, big guy. 246 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,159 Press only. 247 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,996 (SCREAMING) Argh! 248 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:50,876 - MONSTER: Nice! My ears are ringing. - See that angle I took in there? 249 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,796 Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, easy as pie. 250 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,925 - Ha-ha! - And by pi, I mean 3.1415926. 251 00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:01,971 Hey, look who decided to come see how it's done. 252 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,139 Scaring was too hard, 253 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,100 so he had to quit and become... a jester. 254 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,228 - Jokester. I'm a jokester. - Oh, "I'm a jokester." 255 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,605 - (ALL LAUGHING) -"I'm a jokester." 256 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:15,568 Scream king to court jester. 257 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,112 - Good one, Evan. - Court jester. 258 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,282 - (ALL LAUGHING) - Court jester! 259 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,658 Loser! 260 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,830 (ROARS) 261 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,914 (BELL DINGS) 262 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,007 (GLASS BREAKING) 263 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,551 MONSTER: Uh... 264 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:49,518 - Whoa! Give me three, man. - (ALL EXCLAIMING) 265 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,187 - Great job. - Thanks. 266 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,565 - (ALL CHEERING) - TYLOR: Oh, uh, oh, yeah, thanks. 267 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:57,902 Thank you. 268 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,321 Whoa. 269 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,365 - Boo! - (SCREAMING) 270 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,992 ANNOUNCER: Attention all C.R.E.E.P.ers! 271 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,661 The Monsters, Inc. presentation on Laugh Power 272 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,205 will be starting momentarily. 273 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,623 Oh, no, I'm gonna miss it. 274 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,166 MONSTER: Move over! 275 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,542 MIKE: Mike check, mike check. 276 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,294 Michael Wazowski takes checks. 277 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,922 Ooh! Is it hot in here? It feels hot. 278 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,882 Says the guy covered in fur. 279 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,009 Since when were you nervous about public speaking? 280 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:25,429 Normally, it doesn't bother me, but it's just this is our big chance 281 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,723 to show off Laugh Power and I don't want to blow it. 282 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,266 Please don't start shedding again. 283 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,143 (PANTING) 284 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,395 Oh, good. It didn't start yet. 285 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:36,065 Aw. Did you come here to bask in the glory 286 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,025 of my illustrious city model? 287 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,069 Oh, you mean the one your mommy built? 288 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,112 I helped! She let me hold the glue. 289 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:48,160 Okay, let's see here. Please join me in giving 290 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,081 a very scary welcome to Monsters, Inc. 291 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,042 (WEAK APPLAUSE) 292 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,169 MIKE: Thank you. 293 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,922 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 294 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,091 Heh. Seems like it's a good time to start. 295 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,009 Right, Sulley? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 296 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,135 Right, Sulley? 297 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,428 Ahem. That's me. 298 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,931 Thank you for coming to our presentation. 299 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,101 And that concludes our presentation. 300 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,394 Thank you for coming. 301 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,020 (GASPS) 302 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,730 I think these are in the wrong order. 303 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:21,068 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Good one, Sulley! Classic notecard mix-em-up. 304 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:24,029 One of the many laugh techniques we use over at Monsters, Inc. 305 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:27,366 Hi, I'm Mike Wazowski, senior co-president and chief executive, 306 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,536 vice-deputy administrative director of comedy resources management. 307 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,372 Which is what it says on my parking spot. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 308 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,002 (CLEARS THROAT) 309 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,670 And this is... 310 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:44,216 Hmm? Oh, oh, oh, yeah. I'm James P. Sullivan, CEO. 311 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:48,512 And we're here to give you a little peek at how great Laugh Power is. 312 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,639 Oh, hey, they're using my canister. 313 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,100 (GAUGE BUBBLING) 314 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:58,022 Hey, Smitty, is it normal for the gauge to flicker like that? 315 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,024 I've never seen a canister do that. 316 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,692 Ooh. Except that one time. 317 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,736 Oh, yeah, that one time. 318 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,904 What one time? 319 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,031 - Well, one time... - That one time... 320 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,575 Before we switched over to the new big laugh canisters. 321 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,785 - Okay. - Someone didn't clean out 322 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,871 the old Scream canisters properly... 323 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,790 Yeah, and some of it got mixed in with Laugh Power. 324 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:19,043 - Yeah, and? - Wait. Who's someone? 325 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,337 - Do I know them? - And then what happened? 326 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,715 It did what that canister is doing. Yeah, right before... 327 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,300 Is "someone" me? 328 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,676 Yes, it's you. Okay. 329 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,596 What happened when you mixed Laugh Power with Scream Power? 330 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,098 BOTH: Boom! 331 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,018 - Oh, no. Hmm, huh... - MIKE: And now... 332 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,811 the moment you've all been waiting for. 333 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,023 Ladies and gentle monsters, 334 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,775 this is a model of Monstropolis. 335 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,859 DUNCAN: To scale! 336 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,111 And we're gonna use it to show you that Laugh Power 337 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,322 is ten times more powerful than Screams. 338 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,659 First, we'll show you what a small amount of Scream Power will do. 339 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,370 - Push the button, Sulley. - Oh, right. 340 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,873 (BUBBLING) 341 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,045 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 342 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,464 (WEAK APPLAUSE) 343 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:09,635 And now we'll show you what the exact same amount of Laugh Power can do. 344 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,846 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 345 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,598 We can't use that laugh canister. 346 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,059 You keep your tiny hands off of my MOMstropolis. 347 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,144 Why is everything about your mother? 348 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:25,109 (BUBBLING FASTER) 349 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,782 (CROWD GASPING) 350 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,325 {\an8}Oh, my. 351 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,535 Too bright. 352 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:36,787 (STRANGE BEEPS) 353 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,498 DUNCAN: You can't just shove your way... (EXCLAIMING) 354 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,624 - (GRUNTING) - (SCREAMING) 355 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,002 (DUNCAN SCREAMS) 356 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,962 (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 357 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,507 We did just say you were getting a peek at Laugh Power, huh? 358 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,634 {\an8}(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 359 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,095 {\an8}- (CLEARS THROAT) Right, Sulley? - (SULLEY GASPS) 360 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,555 SULLEY: Um... 361 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,183 Um, um... Well... 362 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,103 (SIGHS) You know what? Enough of this rehearsed stuff. 363 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,023 Let's just have a conversation. Who's got questions? 364 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,483 CROWD: I do! I do! 365 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,529 Listen, you'll pay for this, Tuskmon! 366 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,948 (SCREAMING) Oh, no! 367 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,033 (GASPS) 368 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,827 - Got you! - (CLANGING) 369 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,371 (CLANGING) 370 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,206 All right. What did I miss? 371 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,417 (SCREAMING) 372 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,300 Hey! Whoa! Rude! 373 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,427 (DUNCAN SCREAMING) 374 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,511 Sorry. 375 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,890 Hey, Tylor. There you are. Wait up! Where have you been? 376 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,808 I've been at the booth alone this whole time. 377 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,518 - (BUBBLING) - What was that noise? 378 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,437 Oh, um, tummy issues. 379 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,857 Is this because of what that jerk said? About seeing you at the MU game? 380 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,901 - MONSTER: Rude! - Little busy right now, Val. 381 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,985 Excuse you! 382 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,362 I have longer legs than you, but you're really moving. 383 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:55,282 TYLOR: I just gotta get rid of something bad before it's too late. 384 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,201 - (GLASS SHATTERING) - Watch it, buddy! 385 00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,662 When something's really bothering me, sometimes it builds up inside of me 386 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,831 in a really bad way, grumbling to get out. 387 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,666 And I've found the best thing to do 388 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,336 is to find a safe space to release the pressure. 389 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,213 (GASPS) The pressure! 390 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,381 That's it! I need to release the pressure. 391 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,549 You're a genius, Val. 392 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,551 Good luck. I hope it all comes out okay. 393 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,553 Excuse me. Sorry, uh... Pardon me. 394 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,638 Coming through! 395 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,933 Too much power! Too... too much power! 396 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,145 (SCREAMING) I'm spinning out of control! 397 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,106 - Too much power! - Oh! 398 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,275 (SCREAMING) I'm too fit to die! 399 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,237 (GRUNTING) 400 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,280 (CLANGING) 401 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,699 Excuse me. Sorry. Bathroom emergency. 402 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,451 Gotta empty the tank. (LAUGHING) 403 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,954 No, no, no, no... 404 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,206 - (CLANGING) - Oh, whoa... 405 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:49,586 - Mmm, mmm, mmm. Nope. - TYLOR: Easy, big fella! Easy! 406 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,880 - (EXPLOSION) - Whoa! Whoa, boy! Oh, boy! 407 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,300 - (MECHANICAL LAUGHTER) - Ah. Oh! Oh! Aah! 408 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,427 - (SQUEAKING) - Oh, there it is! There it is. 409 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,512 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 410 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,597 Ahh! Whoo! 411 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:04,017 That was close. (CHUCKLES) Don't go in there. 412 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:07,855 How's it going? 413 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,606 You, uh, enjoying the C.R.E.E.P. show? 414 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,068 Whoo! 415 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,282 (CLEARS THROAT) 416 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,408 Uh... 417 00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,121 Oh! 418 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,123 {\an8}(CLANGING) 419 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,417 - SULLEY: So... - (GASPS) 420 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,918 Everyone did great work today, 421 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:32,254 and lots of monsters were really engaged. 422 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,382 Except Mike and Celia, because someone has commitment issues. 423 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,717 What are you, my mother? 424 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,970 (GASPS) Whoa! 425 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:43,348 Am I seeing stars or are you just glowing? 426 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,934 Uh-huh. That's all me, baby. 427 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:49,897 ANNOUNCER: Attention, C.R.E.E.P.ers, we will be closing in 15 minutes. 428 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,231 So, all better? 429 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,442 Huh? Oh. Yes, loads. 430 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,402 (SNICKERS) I, uh, I let it all out. 431 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:58,155 - Yeah, I heard. - Great day. 432 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,908 Great day! 433 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,452 (FRITZ SCATTING) 434 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,620 - Oops. - (SQUEAKS) 435 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,209 (JOHNNY CLEARS THROAT) 436 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:15,839 I have never seen a roar break our Scare Simulator like that. 437 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:19,092 Oh, yeah. No, I am so sorry, Mr. Worthington. 438 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,011 (CHUCKLING) Oh, no! Don't apologize. 439 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,263 Turns out I was right about your potential. 440 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:26,391 And remember, it's Johnny. 441 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,893 Stay in touch. Okay? 442 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,939 - Hey, what's that? - (GASPS) 443 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,066 Oh, uh, it's... nothing. 444 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,442 But today was something. 445 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,236 Can't wait to come back next year. 446 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:38,904 (SCOFFS) Please don't. 447 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:46,078 MONSTER: (SINGING) Let us welcome you to the C.R.E.E.P. show 448 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,581 Where the energies that we all know 449 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:56,463 Can be found at all the different booths and halls 450 00:20:56,463 --> 00:21:00,300 Opportunities for monsters 451 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:03,762 Big and small 452 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:07,057 Power creators 453 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,394 C.R.E.E.P. innovators 454 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:16,984 The future is just dreams away 455 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:20,737 Let's all keep dreaming 456 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:24,324 C.R.E.E.P. on believing 457 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:29,913 Get all that power today 458 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:34,126 Remember, when it's dark and you need light 459 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,629 Give that spark its wings Let it take flight 460 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:41,091 Come and meet us at the C.R.E.E.P. show 461 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:44,469 We're here all night 462 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:48,307 Where our future will always 463 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,852 Remain bright 464 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,272 Power creators 465 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:58,608 C.R.E.E.P. innovators 466 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:04,865 Lighting our wonderous world 467 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,869 Let's all keep dreaming 468 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:12,372 C.R.E.E.P. on believing 469 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:19,421 We are the energy world 470 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:38,690 DUNCAN: (SCREAMS) My model! Ah! Model! MOMstrop-stropopolis! 471 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:39,775 Huh? 472 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,485 Oh, I'm still at the C.R.E.E.P. show. 473 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,612 Dangling precariously. 474 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,280 In the dark. Uh-oh. 475 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,531 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 476 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,699 Hello. 477 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,076 Hello! 478 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,869 Duncan's on a rope! 479 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:52,704 Anyone there? 480 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,373 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 481 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,209 Okay, breathe. Breathe, Duncan. You've done this in your dreams. 482 00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:01,129 (INHALES) I'll just have to free myself from the knot around my foot. 483 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,756 Easy-peasy. (GRUMBLES) 484 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,217 Jeez. Ha. Jeez. (SCREAMING) 485 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,011 Why is this knot so tight? 486 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:12,265 Oh! And now, now I seem to be noticing... Oh, yeah. 487 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,642 Yeah. Yes, definitely. 488 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,769 Good, now I feel circulation. 489 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,771 Oh, I'm feeling kind of lightheaded. 490 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,272 (LAUGHS CRAZILY) 491 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,358 What's that? What's that? There's a... 492 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:26,822 A tunnel! With a light at the end! Oh, it's so beautiful. 493 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,241 Oh, sweet, sweet release. 494 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,452 Free me from this terrible mortal coil. 495 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,538 - No, no, Duncan! - (SLAPS) 496 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,623 Duncan cannot leave Mother. 497 00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,333 Oh, Mother. That's right. 498 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,502 She'll come if she hears my siren song. 499 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:44,881 Oh, Mother, your sweet, precious boy, 500 00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:47,300 he is dangling and needs your help. 501 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,762 (SCREAMING) Mother! 502 00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:53,473 (WEAKLY) Mother?