1 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,801 Good morning, Monstropolis. I'm Jack. 2 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,929 I'm Jill. And welcome to I Scream... 3 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:14,139 You Scream! 4 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,850 Today's top story that we're screaming about, 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,685 public support for Laugh Power 6 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,604 has risen faster than Jill's credit card debt. 7 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:24,482 A dubious new MNN poll shows that support has, 8 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:27,485 much like Jack's bald spot, grown. 9 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:30,238 Now polling even with Scream Power, 10 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:32,824 it appears monsters all across our great city 11 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:36,953 {\an8}are starting to get behind Laugh Power. I was right all along. 12 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:39,539 {\an8}Oh, please, anything could tip Monsters, Inc. 13 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:42,292 - back into the negative and you know it. - Hey! 14 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:46,838 Today, we'll take you on an in-depth look at the company itself. 15 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,840 We'll have live full access to the facility 16 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:52,719 {\an8}and its "leaders", James P. Sullivan and Mike Wazowski. 17 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:56,514 {\an8}Hello, Monstropolis viewers. Welcome to Monsters, Incorporated. 18 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:59,517 {\an8}Hello there, everybody! It's great to be on TV again! 19 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,256 Thanks for the party, guys. 20 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,467 I know I'll be going in and out of doors all day, 21 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,886 but I promise I will find time to come down here 22 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,888 and give my MIFT family a daily joke. 23 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,389 And a hug! 24 00:01:38,389 --> 00:01:39,891 What would Monsters, Inc. do 25 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:42,769 without MIFT supplying them with their greatest Jokesters? 26 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,729 Well, one of them, at least. 27 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,898 We'll still be working side by side, 28 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:49,192 even if we're not technically partners anymore. 29 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:52,278 Although, you know, I do wonder who's gonna be my new assistant? 30 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,614 And get your donuts? And pick you up for work? And... 31 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,282 Yeah, those things, too. 32 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,910 Val, don't forget. Drop by Mr. Crummyham's office 33 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,620 to make it paperwork official. 34 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,831 I love Sneezecake! 35 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,583 Mmm. My wife won't let me have sugar at home. 36 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,168 Please don't tell her. 37 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,379 - Give me 20 bucks. - Twenty bucks? 38 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,339 - That's it! I quit! - Huh? 39 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,507 What? 40 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:15,093 I quit trying to solve this leaky canister issue. 41 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,387 Come on, I'd never throw away my pension that easy. 42 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,513 Canister issue? 43 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,431 Don't you worry, Ty-Ty. 44 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:24,811 It's not an issue with your incredibly well-designed, extra-large canisters. 45 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,147 It's more a delightful misery. 46 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,149 - You mean "mystery?" - Yeah, that too. 47 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,734 There's been a few canisters with faulty readings. 48 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:33,987 Now, they show that they're full, but they're not. 49 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,448 Someone is behind this. 50 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,700 Hey, has anyone seen Roger? 51 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,326 Yeah, where is that guy? 52 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,870 He said he wrote a ballad for me. 53 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:45,165 He called it The Ancient Rime of the Jokester in E-minor. 54 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:49,460 I'll sing you a song, Val. As you know, I'm a pretty good songsmith myself. 55 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:54,048 Val, Val, Val, Val, Val 56 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:57,385 Oh, Vally, Vally, Val Val, Val-Val, Val! Val! 57 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,890 What... Wait, what's going on? 58 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,433 Val-Val, Val! 59 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,768 Something's wrong! On Laugh Floor F! 60 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,731 You got to be kidding me! 61 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,114 Uh, guys? Jack and Jill are gonna be here any minute! 62 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,658 We gotta clean this up before they see it. 63 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:22,035 And air it on live TV. 64 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,953 And then, all of Monstropolis won't believe 65 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:25,997 in our ability to power the city with laughs. 66 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,373 And we'll all be out of a job! 67 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:30,543 I can't go back to living with my mother! 68 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,545 Well, I quite enjoy it. 69 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:33,838 Who could have done this? 70 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,215 Okay, there's no time. 71 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,175 - You get this all cleaned up. - We're on it. 72 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:40,386 I'll tell Mike and Sulley, so they can stall Jack and Jill. 73 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:41,930 Missed a spot. 74 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,640 Just a little touch-up here. 75 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,892 We hired you for one job, Carter. 76 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,645 Makeup-slash-hair-slash-camera-slash- sound-slash-assistant. 77 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,438 Now, get it together! 78 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,524 Yeah. Oh, and we're back 79 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:56,903 in five, four, three, two... 80 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:01,574 And we are live. Sulley, what do you say to all the doubters out there, 81 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:04,202 like Jill, who are super wrong? 82 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,537 I guess I'd humbly say, you're forgiven. 83 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:09,165 No, no, no. There were many doubters. 84 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:12,335 The voyage to today's redemption was stormy, my friend. 85 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,796 As I recall, on the darkest night... 86 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,215 ...of my soul, people mocking Laugh Power and me. 87 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,424 - Mike. - But now everybody, 88 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:22,804 it's time to show your audience where all the magic happens. Laugh Floor F. 89 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,555 But there's so many things 90 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:26,182 they'd like to see before that Mike. 91 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:28,059 - What are you talking about? - Little things, 92 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,519 like this shiny floor over here. 93 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,272 Think about how employees see themselves in this floor. 94 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,356 You're embarrassing us. 95 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,650 The last thing you want to be on TV is embarrassed. 96 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,069 - Too late, fools! - And we're walking... 97 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,158 Hmm? 98 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,326 Huh? 99 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,625 - Roger? - Okay. What do you think? 100 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,793 Should we get started? 101 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,753 No time. You gotta come with me. 102 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:57,672 Operation, Catch The Saboteur. 103 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,341 Hey! 104 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,302 Hmm. 105 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,388 Tuskmon. 106 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:10,476 This paint! No, it's all over my hands! 107 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:13,104 Uh, we should really head back and help the others clean. 108 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,773 No, no, we need to find out what he's up to. Come on. 109 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:20,695 No! 110 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:24,115 Oh, no. The red... The paint! 111 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,826 Okay, gotta do something. Gotta do something. 112 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:30,121 Come on, come on! It won't come off. 113 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:34,000 Won't come off! 114 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,963 Oh, no! 115 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,424 We literally caught him red-handed. 116 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,217 Uh, what's wrong with having red hands? 117 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:44,844 We gotta find out what he's up to. 118 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:48,097 Always taking pictures, memorizing blueprints for fun? 119 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:51,267 And you know, he's never actually said where he's from. 120 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,227 He's a private guy. I respect that. 121 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,939 What if he is behind the whole leaky canister thing? 122 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,443 Hey, Mr. Crummyham. 123 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,028 Coming by your office. 124 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,613 I can't wait to sign that paperwork. 125 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,699 These fell out of the machine! Please don't tell Mrs. Crummyham. 126 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:07,909 Mmm, mmm-hmm. 127 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,327 - Come on! - Hey! Whoa! 128 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,914 And if you keep looking up, it's where most of the lightbulbs are. 129 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,083 - What? - Mr. Sullivan! Mr. Sullivan! 130 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,626 You know that whole canister thing? 131 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,461 I ran the numbers at the Receiving Station 132 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,088 and it's bad. 133 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,590 We got a real prob... lem. 134 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,509 What? Why're you making that face? 135 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,344 Hi, didn't catch all that. 136 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:29,013 Something about canisters receiving something? Hmm? 137 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,432 Care to enlighten us all? 138 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,728 I... Bye! 139 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,025 Well, that was rude. 140 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,028 - She's great, right? - What a weirdo. 141 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:45,947 You know what? 142 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,074 This wall was one of the very first walls 143 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,034 - the wall guys ever, uh, walled. - What? 144 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:54,455 Oh, this is incredibly smooth! Jill, you gotta get in on this. 145 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:55,873 Does anyone have a saw? 146 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:57,625 A saw? No. 147 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:01,170 But I do have a dream. A dream to make my own film. 148 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,131 A great film. An award-winning film. 149 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,383 Director Carter Lee's name on everyone's lips. 150 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:09,220 Carter! Stop mumbling and get over here! 151 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:12,974 And then I'll see Jack and Jill at a restaurant and ignore them. 152 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,821 He's not here. Can we go now? 153 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:29,699 "Operation: Whatever This Is" is a waste of time. 154 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,576 Oh, don't you dare try and deny this. 155 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,660 Huh? 156 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,163 Oh, you know what I'm talking about. 157 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,874 This is the same kind of stuff you always did. 158 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:41,377 No! I think they already suspect me, is that what you want? 159 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:43,379 I don't believe you! 160 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:51,888 Who was he yelling at? 161 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,015 Okay, so he's acting a little strange. 162 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,141 A little? 163 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,269 Now, all of the magic happens on Laugh Floor F. 164 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,480 You could probably say nothing is more important. 165 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,356 Except the bathroom! Because I gotta go. 166 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,192 - With Mike. We're bathroom buddies. - Huh? 167 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,610 He's kind of my coach. 168 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,445 But I don't have to go... Ow, hey! 169 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,155 Yes, you do. Excuse us, please. 170 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,406 What's wrong with you? 171 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,533 Someone vandalized Laugh Floor F. 172 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:13,618 What? 173 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,913 You know what? No rush to see Laugh Floor F. 174 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,289 No rush at all. 175 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,166 Monsters, Inc. is like a cold pool. 176 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,961 Best to ease yourself in with itty bitty steps. For example... 177 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:27,590 The locker room. Here's where our employees keep their stuff. 178 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,217 - Oh. - Listen to those hinges. 179 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,301 Do you hear anything? 180 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:32,512 No, not a sound. A perfect hinge! 181 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:37,016 Ooh, and look at this. A delicious old locker banana. 182 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,268 - Mmm! - Mmm. 183 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:40,520 When's lunch? 184 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,980 Okay, everybody, the floor is cleaned up. 185 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,316 All we have left is the graffiti on the walls. 186 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:48,569 Now scrub like your lives depend upon it, 187 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:49,987 'cause they really do. 188 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:52,782 I just don't understand who would do this? 189 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:58,412 Rogie, my boy! Where have you been? We could use a hand, or all five. 190 00:08:58,579 --> 00:08:59,747 Oh, um... 191 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:04,794 Yes. Sorry, Uncle Fritz. I'll happily help scrub. 192 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,045 Attaboy! 193 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:09,799 After seeing most of the trivial things at Monsters, Inc., 194 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,718 - we finally head to Laugh Floor F. - Huh? 195 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,515 Oh, it's the Adorable Snowman! 196 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,392 Come, you need to get a treat first. 197 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,478 Hey, there. Would you like a snow cone? 198 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,146 - No. - More than anything. Yes, please! 199 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,691 - Yes, they do. - Hello, television viewers. 200 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:30,444 I'm the Adorable Snowman and these are my snow cones. 201 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:33,239 Why don't you tell us all about the fine art of snow cones? 202 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,949 And do not leave out any detail. 203 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:38,953 Remember, today's storytelling is about length, not content. 204 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:43,666 Well, the average snow cone temperature clocks in at about 18 degrees... 205 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,711 They used some kind of permanent paint. It ain't comin' off. 206 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,671 Yeah. 207 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,924 But I have this experimental solution I cooked up in my bathtub. 208 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,676 Oh, wait. It dissolved my bathtub. 209 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,136 Hmm... 210 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,512 No, we better not. 211 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,268 Our only shot is to hide it. 212 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,062 Now, what grade do you want to shave that ice? 213 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,814 That's a controversial question. 214 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,608 I go, personally, 215 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:12,820 with "slightly coarse" vs. "very fine." 216 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,867 Start stacking the canisters and the doors to cover the graffiti. 217 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,915 The holding pen key is still missing. 218 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:27,710 I bet Roger took it to get access 219 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,837 to the canisters to mess with them. 220 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:32,048 Dad said he had keys he wanted to copy. 221 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,176 I know! Fritz has personnel files on every MIFTer. 222 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,803 Roger's has gotta be here somewhere. 223 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,642 - Here we go. - No. This is going too far. 224 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,853 He is sabotaging Monsters, Inc. 225 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,232 {\an8}Okay, let's see what this guy is really all... 226 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:56,197 Surprise! Original Snow Flavor for you, my good man. 227 00:10:56,197 --> 00:11:00,159 - Gimme, gimme, gimme. - No, no, no! Oh, brainfreeze! 228 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,496 - Oh, it's good! - Getting back to our story now, 229 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,915 as leaders of Monsters, Inc. what do you say 230 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:10,044 about this anonymous tip I received about your new Laugh Canisters leaking? 231 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,338 - Anonymous tip? - New canisters leaking? 232 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,924 New canisters tha... Oh, yes, yes, the new canisters! 233 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:18,552 Uh, the only thing that's leaked is the news on how great they are. 234 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,887 She's a new canister fan. 235 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:22,973 - Would you look at that? - See, New Canisters 236 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,058 is actually a musical 237 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,768 - we're doing for employees... - Huh? 238 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:26,894 ...to boost morale, 239 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:30,189 and Sulley can expand on that as he is the director. 240 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,692 I am, I am. 241 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,236 And one of my favorite parts of the production 242 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:38,864 is when Mike does the New Canister dance. 243 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,242 Why don't you show the viewers at home? 244 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,914 - The New Canister dance? Right now? - Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 245 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,543 Okay, but we're giving away big stuff for the show. 246 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,627 but okay. 247 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,171 Uh, this is like a little teaser then. 248 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,340 It goes a little something like this. 249 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,675 Five, six, seven, eight. 250 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,726 New Cannisters! 251 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,978 This has tested through the roof on previews, 252 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,688 you should come to the opening. 253 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:14,024 Well, would you look at the time. Time for us to truck on out. 254 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,985 That is clearly something 255 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,778 my audience needs to see. 256 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,367 I should get paid more if I'm required to run! 257 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,286 We're now entering Laugh Floor F, 258 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,413 where we will finally discover the secrets 259 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,874 they're hiding at Monsters, Inc. 260 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,668 What? But. But... 261 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,919 We can explain! 262 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,923 How we keep our Laugh Floor so clean and operational. 263 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,176 But we won't because it's a trade secret. 264 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,927 And shame on you, Jillian, 265 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:45,806 for assuming that we would embarrass ourselves on live television. 266 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:47,808 Pshaw! 267 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,712 "Bring back scare power?" 268 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,217 It appears even the employees at Monsters, Inc. agree, 269 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,427 there's something wrong with Laugh Power. 270 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:26,305 It's, it's... It's incomplete. Right? 271 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,973 Bring back Scare Power... 272 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,185 To remind us of how great Laugh Power is. 273 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,728 - Right. - Great, right? 274 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,648 Really? I thought it was good, old-fashioned vandalism. 275 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,068 - Yeah, by monsters who hate us. - That's such a strong word. 276 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:44,365 Hey, everyone! I know... who did it. 277 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:49,078 It was Henry Waternoose! 278 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,414 Oh, no, no, no. Not the one in prison. 279 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:55,251 The other Henry Waternoose. 280 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,379 His son. Henry Waternoose, the Fourth. 281 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,882 Better known as Roger Rogers. 282 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,343 No! Listen, I can explain. 283 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,304 Yeah, he's been pretending to be someone he's not. 284 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,515 His love for Monsters, Inc. is fake. 285 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,059 He's been working to take down the company from the inside. 286 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,603 - Wait! No, no! Hey, look, I... - Oh. 287 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:15,855 Are we on TV? 288 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,731 Tell me you got that. 289 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:21,110 Yeah, Jill. I don't just carry this camera around for fun. 290 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,862 No. Listen, look, I can ex... 291 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:26,323 How is Monstropolis supposed to rely on Monsters, Inc. for power, 292 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,409 when they don't even know who works for them? 293 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,827 Anything to say Jack? 294 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,203 Uh, I... 295 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:36,750 Signing off, I'm Jill, and I've been proven incredibly right yet again. 296 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:40,754 Ugh, this is going to be a huge ratings win for me. 297 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:44,758 The network is gonna rerun this disaster all night! So, thank you! 298 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,053 Everyone! My office! Now! 299 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,848 I can't believe you. 300 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,308 Making us trust you like that? 301 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,269 - I can't believe you, Roger. - No, I mean you. 302 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,939 Me? But Roger's the guy who gave us a fake name 303 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,150 and just embarrassed us on live TV. 304 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,110 Mike, Mike. Wait, he's been taking 305 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,404 surveillance pictures of everything. 306 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,239 I... For what? 307 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,075 For me. He made me this. 308 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,078 It makes me love Monsters, Inc. even more 309 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,581 and it helps me remember everyone's name, 310 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:17,917 {\an8}Tylor. 311 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,127 Listen, I know Roger's nice and everything, 312 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,963 - but I just showed you the evidence. - Tylor. Tylor. 313 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,925 Come on, Sulley, you can't be this bad a judge of character. 314 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,889 I knew about Roger when we hired him. He's a good guy. 315 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:36,060 But... If that's true, then who were you yelling at on the phone earlier? 316 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:39,730 My dad. You see, I thought he got someone to vandalize Monsters, Inc. 317 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,482 and they would blame me for it. 318 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:45,361 He's not his father. And he deserves a chance to prove it. 319 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,988 Come on, I know he's up to something! 320 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,074 Fritz. 321 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,869 I didn't actually read the file, Ty-Ty. 322 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:57,414 I believe in trust first, and ask questions never. 323 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,083 I'm the work dad. 324 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,628 I have to accept my children as they are. 325 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,588 Even Smitty. 326 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,882 I wanted to be here at Monsters, Inc. 327 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:11,428 because I truly believe in what you're doing with Laugh Power. 328 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:15,683 Roger believes in our mission, the one inspired by Boo. 329 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,978 Where's... Where's Boo's drawing? Where's Boo's drawing? 330 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,229 Ah-ha! 331 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,023 I know who the real saboteur is! 332 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,985 We found this in Tylor's locker. 333 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,069 Sorry, kid. 334 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,699 What? 335 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:35,285 The sugar packets! My lucky mitt! 336 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,372 Spray paint from Tuskmon Hardware! 337 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:42,167 The key to the holding pen? Oh, Ty-Ty, no. 338 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,004 What? No! None of this is mine. 339 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,089 I haven't seen any of this, ever. 340 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,257 Ahem. 341 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,803 What! No! Come on! I didn't take that. 342 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:57,766 You were right, Tylor. Maybe I am a bad judge of character. 343 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,602 - I... - Tylor here is an agent of Fear Co, 344 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,355 - No, it isn't true. - ...and has been sabotaging 345 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,900 - Monsters Inc. all along. - What? No, I haven't. 346 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:11,113 I have evidence with Tylor's name written all over it. 347 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,286 Okay, okay. I did go to Fear Co, 348 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,913 but only to return a Scare Card after dinner with Johnny. 349 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,499 You had dinner with Johnny Worthington? 350 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,667 Just once. 351 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,128 Why were you having dinner with that top-heavy half-wit? 352 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,047 He may have... 353 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,965 offered me a job. 354 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,760 - An inside job to sabotage us! - No, no. 355 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:37,139 No, as a Scarer. But I said no, okay? 356 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,141 Yeah, look, you can ask Val. 357 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,395 Um, Tylor told me he said no. 358 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,439 And do you believe him? 359 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,274 Uh... 360 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:51,904 Val... Come on. What'd you... You know me. We're best friends. 361 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,659 Are we? I've always had your back, even if you haven't had mine in a while. 362 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,786 What? 363 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,245 Before everything got crazy, 364 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,790 it was supposed to be my first day as a Jokester, 365 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:07,336 but I got dragged into your stuff again. It's always about you, Tylor. 366 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,880 I just don't know anymore. 367 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:14,134 Wow, okay, wow, so you're just gonna turn on me too then, huh? 368 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:17,012 I'm not, I just don't know all the answers. 369 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,310 Fine! 370 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,899 Case closed. 371 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:06,103 Congratulations, you're officially a Jokester! 372 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,398 Now let's celebrate with some very sugary snacks 373 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,067 that my wife will never know about. 374 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,402 Thanks. 375 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,338 Hi, Johnny, sorry to bother you. You got a phone call. 376 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,548 {\an8}Ah. 377 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,925 {\an8}Who is it? I'm already late for family game night. 378 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,052 {\an8}I think you're gonna wanna take it, sir. 379 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,933 {\an8}Hello? Tylor! 380 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,563 What can I do for you? Is everything okay? 381 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,750 Finally! 382 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,381 Oh, there's cream in these? 383 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,385 That's new and delightful. 384 00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:50,392 Oh... oh... 385 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:55,522 This one's got a crunch that comes out of left field. I like that. 386 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,316 Mmm. Oh! 387 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,861 What if I mix this bag with this bag 388 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,447 and create my own junk food? 389 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:08,076 I can call it The Crummyham! Genius! 390 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,537 Come on. 391 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,502 Yes, Brian? 392 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,256 My wife's here? Oh, no! 393 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:25,093 Just give me a s... Just give me a minute to... 394 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:27,554 I can't get this shockalate off my face! 395 00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:32,642 Oh, hey, darling! It's so good 396 00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:35,270 to have you pop in like this, 397 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:38,607 just as I have confiscated 398 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:42,694 a huge amount of contraband from my employees. 399 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,154 Crazy story. 400 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:48,658 As I was sitting down to eat my carrots and cabbage that you packed for me, 401 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:52,662 I was alerted that this vile and disgusting, 402 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:55,665 very sugary snacks was... 403 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:58,960 Um, darling? Where are you going? 404 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,006 Um, it's bad when you don't speak.