1
00:00:07,387 --> 00:00:11,225
You doing okay back there,
Bernard? I know I forgot
your booster seat.

2
00:00:11,225 --> 00:00:13,977
BERNARD: I can't see you,
but I still love you.

3
00:00:13,977 --> 00:00:15,896
Hands off!

4
00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:19,191
My famous
stinkerdoodle cookies
are for Tylor and his friends.

5
00:00:19,191 --> 00:00:21,860
Thanks, Grandma.
And, Mom, thanks
for driving today.

6
00:00:21,860 --> 00:00:24,279
I don't know why
Val couldn't pick me up
this morning.

7
00:00:24,279 --> 00:00:26,615
She picks me up
every morning.
Must be busy or something.

8
00:00:26,865 --> 00:00:29,034
BOTH: Mm-hmm?
What?

9
00:00:29,034 --> 00:00:31,912
I just wonder
if Val's still mad
about the softball game.

10
00:00:31,912 --> 00:00:33,455
TYLOR: What?
'Cause I probably
would be.

11
00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:35,541
But I'm petty like that.

12
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No. No. I mean, all I did
was strike her out and win it
for the other team.

13
00:00:39,962 --> 00:00:43,006
Well, I don't think
I put in enough cinnamon
to fix all that.

14
00:00:43,006 --> 00:00:45,634
But she knows
it was just part
of the game.

15
00:00:45,634 --> 00:00:48,971
It'll be fine.
Look. I got cookies.

16
00:00:48,971 --> 00:00:52,516
You know, the best way
to get somebody to forgive you
is just to say you're sorry.

17
00:00:54,142 --> 00:00:55,435
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

18
00:00:55,435 --> 00:00:57,688
Sorry, hon.
I forgive you.

19
00:00:57,688 --> 00:00:58,730
See?

20
00:00:59,106 --> 00:01:01,692
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

21
00:01:28,844 --> 00:01:32,014
So, I have this amazing
opportunity to be a jokester,

22
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which makes me all excited,
like, yay!

23
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But when I told Tylor,
my best friend, I wanted him
to be excited for me,

24
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and he just wasn't.

25
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Like, I was so supportive
of him becoming a jokester.

26
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Why can't he be supportive
of me?

27
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

28
00:01:47,779 --> 00:01:49,531
Yeah. I already told him
how I felt.

29
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Hey. Good morning, Val!

30
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(TYLOR EXCLAIMING)
Hmm.

31
00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:01,710
Ta-da!

32
00:02:05,964 --> 00:02:09,468
I got something for you.
Stinkerdoodle cookies.

33
00:02:10,594 --> 00:02:13,013
Grandma T. made them for you.
And the whole gang.

34
00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:16,058
So they're group
apology cookies.

35
00:02:16,058 --> 00:02:18,935
Sorry. What's...
You're mumbling.
I can't...

36
00:02:18,935 --> 00:02:20,312
Nothing.
BOTH: Huh?

37
00:02:20,312 --> 00:02:21,605
Why are you
still here?

38
00:02:22,189 --> 00:02:24,858
Didn't you get the memo?
Brenda didn't give you
the memo.

39
00:02:24,858 --> 00:02:26,693
Come with me.
Wait. What's happening?

40
00:02:26,693 --> 00:02:28,862
Mike and Sulley
have something
very special planned.

41
00:02:28,862 --> 00:02:31,156
As do I. I brought cookies.

42
00:02:31,948 --> 00:02:34,493
Where are we going?
Basement.

43
00:02:34,493 --> 00:02:37,704
Technically,
it's the basement
below the basement.

44
00:02:37,704 --> 00:02:40,374
If Brenda had given you
the memo, you'd know.

45
00:02:40,374 --> 00:02:43,335
Who's Brenda? Do I know her?
No more questions.
Thank you.

46
00:02:45,128 --> 00:02:48,256
Wait. Is this elevator
moving horizontally

47
00:02:48,256 --> 00:02:50,801
instead of vertically?
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

48
00:02:50,801 --> 00:02:53,220
(BOTH GRUNT)

49
00:03:01,978 --> 00:03:05,315
So, uh, you've been
a little quiet this morning.

50
00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:08,235
You feeling okay?
I'm fine.

51
00:03:08,235 --> 00:03:10,195
Cool. Yeah, I just want
to make sure we're good.

52
00:03:10,779 --> 00:03:11,738
Yep.

53
00:03:14,699 --> 00:03:16,993
Wow. Awkward.

54
00:03:18,286 --> 00:03:21,707
I should have
taken the stairs.
You know, get my steps in.

55
00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:29,047
Hmm? Huh.

56
00:03:29,673 --> 00:03:30,674
Val?

57
00:03:35,387 --> 00:03:38,181
(YELLS IN SURPRISE)
Tylor. Come join us
so we can get started.

58
00:03:39,891 --> 00:03:44,354
Yes, very glad you
could take the time to attend
a mandatory event.

59
00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:46,231
(CHUCKLES) About time,
College Boy.

60
00:03:46,231 --> 00:03:49,568
I'm sure you're all
wondering why
we asked you here today.

61
00:03:49,568 --> 00:03:52,070
You know, I was up all night
excitedly wondering about

62
00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:54,322
what I was going to
wonder about today.

63
00:03:54,322 --> 00:03:55,907
Isn't that wonderful?

64
00:03:55,907 --> 00:03:58,034
We thought this might help
boost team morale

65
00:03:58,326 --> 00:04:00,078
after losing
the softball game.

66
00:04:01,079 --> 00:04:03,081
Hmm...
I brought cookies.

67
00:04:03,081 --> 00:04:06,084
Yeah, I was very down
we didn't win,
but you know what, guys?

68
00:04:06,084 --> 00:04:09,421
I found that if you sob into
your pillow long enough,
you can get over anything.

69
00:04:09,421 --> 00:04:11,840
Anyway,
this company started

70
00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,801
because a group
of monsters like
you worked together.

71
00:04:14,801 --> 00:04:16,887
Uh-huh.

72
00:04:16,887 --> 00:04:19,556
So today we're gonna
work together by doing
some teamwork activities.

73
00:04:19,556 --> 00:04:22,058
It's gonna be fun.
As fun as the softball game?

74
00:04:22,058 --> 00:04:23,685
Ah, ah, ah. Funner.

75
00:04:23,685 --> 00:04:25,312
I know some of you
might find

76
00:04:25,312 --> 00:04:28,648
this historic part
of Monsters Inc.
a little creepy.

77
00:04:28,648 --> 00:04:30,734
But it's a perfectly
normal reaction,

78
00:04:30,734 --> 00:04:33,820
considering all the monsters
who've gone missing
in these tunnels

79
00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:35,989
thanks to Karloff
the Shrieker.

80
00:04:35,989 --> 00:04:37,783
(ALL MUMBLING IN FEAR)
The Shrieker?

81
00:04:37,783 --> 00:04:40,535
Mother used to tell me
stories about him.
She said he was just a myth.

82
00:04:40,535 --> 00:04:42,954
And mothers don't lie, right?
They don't lie, right?

83
00:04:42,954 --> 00:04:46,458
A myth? No, no, no, no.

84
00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:48,126
(CLEARS THROAT)
Oh!

85
00:04:48,126 --> 00:04:51,880
Here you go.
Thank you.

86
00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:55,717
Long ago, one of the first
scarers to lurk these halls

87
00:04:56,343 --> 00:04:59,471
was a terrifying monster
named Karloff the Shrieker.

88
00:04:59,471 --> 00:05:00,972
(ROARS)

89
00:05:00,972 --> 00:05:03,683
The only thing he hated
even more than human children

90
00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:06,520
was laughter.
(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

91
00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,438
His greatest pleasure in life

92
00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:12,943
was making children scream
over and over again.

93
00:05:12,943 --> 00:05:17,113
As the years went by,
his hatred extended
to fellow monsters.

94
00:05:18,073 --> 00:05:21,952
Some say his spirit roams
these tunnels still,

95
00:05:21,952 --> 00:05:24,538
looking for new victims
to terrify

96
00:05:24,538 --> 00:05:28,750
and drag off
into the darkness.

97
00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:32,254
Karloff comes for you
when he hears your laughter.

98
00:05:32,254 --> 00:05:34,923
The lights flicker,
you hear a shriek...

99
00:05:34,923 --> 00:05:36,716
(SHRIEKS)
(ALL EXCLAIM IN FEAR)

100
00:05:36,716 --> 00:05:40,428
And by then it's too late.
His claws are already
grabbing you.

101
00:05:40,971 --> 00:05:42,764
(SHRIEKS AND CHUCKLES)

102
00:05:42,764 --> 00:05:44,975
But those are just
silly rumors.

103
00:05:44,975 --> 00:05:48,144
You have nothing
to worry about as long
as you don't laugh.

104
00:05:48,144 --> 00:05:50,689
Not a problem.

105
00:05:50,689 --> 00:05:53,441
Okay. I'm gonna go ahead
and make a deputy
supervisor decree

106
00:05:53,441 --> 00:05:56,903
that we all leave immediately
and go to a well-lit,
ghostless room upstairs.

107
00:05:56,903 --> 00:06:01,491
Yeah. I can't believe
I'm about to say this,
but maybe Duncan is right?

108
00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,618
Oh, good. Now you're
supportive of Duncan.

109
00:06:04,119 --> 00:06:06,705
Did you say something, Val?
You're mumbling again.

110
00:06:07,414 --> 00:06:09,374
Everyone just relax.

111
00:06:09,374 --> 00:06:11,376
Karloff was a real monster,

112
00:06:11,376 --> 00:06:14,546
but he's not a ghost
and he's not gonna get you.

113
00:06:14,546 --> 00:06:16,798
But I do understand
and I hear your concerns,

114
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which is the perfect
transition to our first
team-building activity.

115
00:06:21,094 --> 00:06:23,638
So, we thought
we'd take you back
to our company's roots.

116
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To where the very first
Monsters Inc. door station
was constructed.

117
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MIKE: Even if it's an old
piece of junk that hasn't
worked in years.

118
00:06:30,604 --> 00:06:32,939
SULLEY: Mike.
And by old, I mean classic.

119
00:06:33,481 --> 00:06:36,318
And by piece of junk,
I mean piece of junk
with sentimental value.

120
00:06:36,318 --> 00:06:38,612
All right. Who wants a pen?
Who wants a paper?

121
00:06:38,612 --> 00:06:43,158
Everyone write down an area of
improvement for Monsters Inc.
and put it in the bowl.

122
00:06:43,158 --> 00:06:45,785
Then Mike will read them
out loud anonymously.

123
00:06:45,785 --> 00:06:48,038
That is, if you have
any complaints.

124
00:06:49,331 --> 00:06:50,665
Okay. I guess
you all had a few.

125
00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,752
Give a guy an inch,
he thinks he's a ruler.

126
00:06:54,502 --> 00:06:58,173
Uh, here we go.
"I think everyone is doing
their best. Love, Fritz."

127
00:06:58,173 --> 00:07:01,468
Just a reminder, this was
supposed to be anonymous.

128
00:07:01,468 --> 00:07:03,219
That was unanimous.
I second the motion.

129
00:07:04,054 --> 00:07:06,181
Okay. This is just
a bunch of paperwork.

130
00:07:06,181 --> 00:07:09,559
How else am I supposed to
get you to sign them?

131
00:07:10,852 --> 00:07:12,812
"Things around here
keep going missing,

132
00:07:12,812 --> 00:07:15,982
"like sugar packets
at the coffee station,
and my lucky mitt..."

133
00:07:15,982 --> 00:07:18,151
I mean,
"Mike's lucky mitt."

134
00:07:18,151 --> 00:07:21,279
I think someone
forgot to return
my Holding Pen key.

135
00:07:21,279 --> 00:07:23,782
You know, it's been
borrowed for a long time.

136
00:07:23,782 --> 00:07:26,660
And I can't find
the bowl I keep
my interesting boogers in.

137
00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:27,577
There it is.

138
00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:30,246
(BOTH GROAN)

139
00:07:30,246 --> 00:07:32,707
"Someone should be
better about apologizing

140
00:07:32,707 --> 00:07:34,501
"for not being
a supportive friend."

141
00:07:34,501 --> 00:07:38,046
Maybe take them
to lunch. You know,
tell them how you feel.

142
00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:41,633
This just says "Tylor."
Yes, my complaint is Tylor.

143
00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:44,844
MS. FLINT: Anonymous!
My anonymous complaint
is Tylor.

144
00:07:44,844 --> 00:07:48,515
Yeah, his behavior
at the game didn't echo
our collective values.

145
00:07:48,515 --> 00:07:50,642
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's slow down here.
(ALL MUTTERING)

146
00:07:50,642 --> 00:07:54,104
It wasn't my fault Johnny
picked me and I won
the game for Fear Co.

147
00:07:54,104 --> 00:07:56,231
Plus, I made cookies
to make up for it.

148
00:07:56,231 --> 00:07:58,733
Oh, ouchies.
Grandma T. made them.

149
00:07:58,733 --> 00:08:00,902
Did you bring coffee
to go with those cookies?

150
00:08:00,902 --> 00:08:04,531
Perhaps a pepper stink mocha?
I'm onto you, College Boy.

151
00:08:04,531 --> 00:08:08,952
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Don't make me laugh.

152
00:08:08,952 --> 00:08:10,870
(LAUGHS, EXCLAIMS)

153
00:08:10,870 --> 00:08:13,248
Oh, no. Now the Shrieker's
gonna get me. (EXCLAIMS)

154
00:08:13,248 --> 00:08:17,711
(LAUGHS) The Shrieker's
not gonna get you. I told you.
There's no ghost.

155
00:08:17,711 --> 00:08:19,045
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

156
00:08:20,422 --> 00:08:22,382
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
(ALL GASPING)

157
00:08:24,259 --> 00:08:27,512
Ha! Very funny, Sulley.
You can come back now.

158
00:08:27,512 --> 00:08:29,806
We're all laughing
at your very funny joke.
(MOCK LAUGHS)

159
00:08:29,806 --> 00:08:30,849
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

160
00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:33,935
Where did they go?

161
00:08:33,935 --> 00:08:36,187
The Shrieker got him!
And now he's gonna get us.

162
00:08:36,187 --> 00:08:37,939
(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

163
00:08:40,024 --> 00:08:41,860
Out of my way! I'm essential!

164
00:08:43,528 --> 00:08:45,363
Well, I'm definitely next.

165
00:08:45,363 --> 00:08:47,699
Hot blondes never make it
to the end of these stories.

166
00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:49,701
(REVS CHAINSAW)

167
00:08:49,701 --> 00:08:53,121
Hey, calm down. We need
to stop panicking and put
our heads together

168
00:08:53,121 --> 00:08:56,499
before the Shrieker
takes anyone else.
(WHISTLES)

169
00:08:56,499 --> 00:08:59,669
We need a search party
to find Mr. Wazowski
and Mr. Sullivan.

170
00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:02,714
We can't leave
any monsters behind.
Oh, I volunteer.

171
00:09:02,714 --> 00:09:04,799
I know these tunnels like
the back of my own tentacle.

172
00:09:05,383 --> 00:09:07,135
I've studied all
the underground schematics.

173
00:09:07,469 --> 00:09:08,428
ALL: Huh?

174
00:09:09,345 --> 00:09:10,680
For fun.

175
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,266
As long as you promise
to come back alive, Rogie.

176
00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:14,893
All right. Let's go.

177
00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:20,982
I'll go with you.
Whatever.

178
00:09:20,982 --> 00:09:25,069
Okay. While you do that,
the rest of us will try to get
an old door up and running

179
00:09:25,069 --> 00:09:27,989
so that we can
get out of here...
And you're gone.

180
00:09:27,989 --> 00:09:29,741
Wow. Do they move fast.

181
00:09:57,185 --> 00:09:59,270
Sulley?
Mr. Wazowski?

182
00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:01,147
Mr. Sullivan?
Mike?

183
00:10:02,023 --> 00:10:03,691
VAL: Mr. Sullivan?
Hello?
(SNIFFING)

184
00:10:03,691 --> 00:10:05,401
TYLOR: Mike.
Hmm. This way.

185
00:10:05,401 --> 00:10:07,654
Sulley?
Are you here?

186
00:10:07,987 --> 00:10:10,365
Sulley? Mike?
Hmm.

187
00:10:10,365 --> 00:10:12,534
I don't remember this part
of the tunnel system.

188
00:10:12,534 --> 00:10:14,369
I'll tell you what. Give me
a minute to sniff it out.

189
00:10:14,369 --> 00:10:15,286
(SNIFFING)

190
00:10:16,412 --> 00:10:18,206
BOTH: I think
we should go that way.

191
00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:20,375
Ugh, why do we always
have to go your way?

192
00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:22,710
What are you talking about?
This was your idea.

193
00:10:23,169 --> 00:10:25,964
I followed you
into this spooky tunnel.
It's not that spooky.

194
00:10:25,964 --> 00:10:28,091
(CLEARS THROAT)
(BOTH EXCLAIM)

195
00:10:28,091 --> 00:10:30,260
You know, I've been sensing
some tension bubbling up
between the two of you.

196
00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,095
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

197
00:10:32,095 --> 00:10:34,514
Could we do this later?
Monsters' lives are at stake.

198
00:10:34,514 --> 00:10:39,519
I once had this
transformational life coach,
Dr. Claudia Clapperclaw,

199
00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:42,272
who taught me some insightful
communication techniques

200
00:10:42,272 --> 00:10:44,983
that you might find
illuminating.

201
00:10:44,983 --> 00:10:47,026
Yeah, all of that
just sounds made-up.

202
00:10:47,026 --> 00:10:49,279
This is now
the talking flashlight.

203
00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:52,115
Looks like
a regular flashlight,
but it's not!

204
00:10:52,115 --> 00:10:55,785
Whoever holds it will use
"I" statements to explain
how they feel.

205
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:58,872
Like, I feel great
about this exercise.

206
00:10:58,872 --> 00:11:00,832
Who wants to give it a go?
This is so stupid.

207
00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:02,000
Ah, ah, ah.

208
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,669
"I feel..."
Ugh, okay.

209
00:11:04,669 --> 00:11:06,796
I feel
that this is stupid.

210
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:09,924
Good, good. And how does
that make you feel?

211
00:11:09,924 --> 00:11:11,885
Well, I feel frustrated,

212
00:11:11,885 --> 00:11:15,388
because all day long I've been
hoping to get an apology
from you, but no.

213
00:11:15,388 --> 00:11:17,307
Hey.
We're really getting...

214
00:11:17,307 --> 00:11:21,394
I feel like
I already apologized
for that silly game.

215
00:11:21,394 --> 00:11:24,355
Is that why you've been
acting weird and, like,
mumbling all day?

216
00:11:24,355 --> 00:11:26,149
I feel like
I don't mumble,

217
00:11:26,149 --> 00:11:28,651
and bringing apology cookies
isn't the same
as saying you're sorry.

218
00:11:28,651 --> 00:11:31,654
They weren't
just any cookies.
Start with "I feel."

219
00:11:31,654 --> 00:11:33,823
Yeah. You made
Grandma T. make them.
She wanted to make them.

220
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,700
And I wanted you to be
supportive.

221
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,286
Well, you didn't tell me that.
I can't just read
your mind, Val.

222
00:11:38,745 --> 00:11:40,663
But you're my best friend
and you just should!

223
00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:44,959
Oh, would you look at that.

224
00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:48,213
The talking flashlight
got upgraded to
the throwing flashlight.

225
00:11:48,213 --> 00:11:50,089
Not a peep till I come back.

226
00:11:50,089 --> 00:11:52,467
Come on, Val.
Mm. Not without
the talking flashlight.

227
00:11:54,886 --> 00:11:56,679
(HUMMING) Yeah. (GASPS)

228
00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:58,681
Hey. This is odd, even for me.

229
00:12:03,353 --> 00:12:06,022
TYLOR: What are those?
Are those track marks?

230
00:12:06,022 --> 00:12:08,483
ROGER: Or claw marks?

231
00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:12,612
Should we open it?
No. The Shrieker
might be in there.

232
00:12:12,612 --> 00:12:15,907
Yes, but so could
Mr. Sullivan and Mr. Wazowski.
We have to open it.

233
00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:17,450
Okay. On three.

234
00:12:18,201 --> 00:12:20,245
One...
Two...

235
00:12:20,828 --> 00:12:23,206
ALL: Three!
(ALL EXCLAIM IN FEAR)

236
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:24,249
(SIGHS)

237
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:29,379
Hey. You guys find
Mike and Sulley?
Just found a broom, huh?

238
00:12:29,712 --> 00:12:31,214
Well, I got more
bad news.

239
00:12:31,756 --> 00:12:33,800
This place may be
covered in doors,

240
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,636
but the only working one we
found was that one.

241
00:12:36,636 --> 00:12:40,265
There you go. This right here
is your standard-issue
banishment door.

242
00:12:40,265 --> 00:12:42,558
See the sand embedded
along the frame?

243
00:12:42,558 --> 00:12:45,853
Classic. This baby leads
straight to the barren desert.

244
00:12:45,853 --> 00:12:49,440
Yep, nothing but you
and the deep-seated
loneliness that follows.

245
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,110
I can't go
into a motherless desert.

246
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:55,446
And I certainly don't wanna be
stuck in a dark basement with
a murderous ghost.

247
00:12:55,446 --> 00:12:58,449
Or we try to catch
the ghost.

248
00:12:58,449 --> 00:13:00,535
Catch a ghost?
No, not gonna happen.

249
00:13:00,535 --> 00:13:02,787
What are you, nuts?
DUNCAN: Ha.

250
00:13:02,787 --> 00:13:07,041
I'd rather have everyone
except me die than listen
to your traitorous opinion.

251
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,293
Listen. I think
what Tylor's trying to say

252
00:13:09,293 --> 00:13:11,462
is that if we can get
the Shrieker through
the banishment door,

253
00:13:11,462 --> 00:13:13,089
we can trap it.

254
00:13:13,089 --> 00:13:15,091
Yeah, that's what I was...
All right.
I'll be the bait.

255
00:13:15,091 --> 00:13:18,011
Someone get me some butter.
Like, a lot of butter.

256
00:13:18,011 --> 00:13:21,180
Or we can lure him out
with the thing
he hates the most.

257
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,391
Laughter.

258
00:13:23,391 --> 00:13:25,560
And then demand
he give Mike and Sulley back.

259
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,563
By any means necessary.

260
00:13:28,563 --> 00:13:30,857
Yeah. No,
that's what I was...
Okay, everyone.

261
00:13:30,857 --> 00:13:34,110
Let's all help get the
banishment door in position.

262
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,945
This kid is something else.

263
00:14:05,308 --> 00:14:07,560
Hooked up. Ready to go.

264
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,313
So, we're gonna drop this door
on the Shrieker and he will
be trapped forever.

265
00:14:10,313 --> 00:14:13,649
No matter what happens,
just keep laughing
and stick together.

266
00:14:14,192 --> 00:14:15,818
I'll keep an eye out
and give you the signal.

267
00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:18,988
Everyone laugh. Right now!

268
00:14:19,238 --> 00:14:22,075
(ALL FORCING LAUGHTER)

269
00:14:24,786 --> 00:14:25,787
(GROANS)

270
00:14:26,829 --> 00:14:28,664
(SIGHS) This isn't working.

271
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:33,795
Hey. Remember when
we got that fancy high-tech
vending machine

272
00:14:33,795 --> 00:14:35,922
and it turned evil?
(IMITATES BEEPING)

273
00:14:35,922 --> 00:14:38,800
"I am evil."
Oh, Vendy Two.

274
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,720
Whoa, was she a feisty one.
She totally ate Duncan.

275
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:46,224
(ALL LAUGHING)
(DUNCAN MOCK LAUGHING)

276
00:14:46,224 --> 00:14:50,019
Yes, I almost died,
was so hilarious.
Thank you, Val.

277
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:53,147
(LAUGHS) And then
she gave me extra PopFarts,

278
00:14:53,147 --> 00:14:57,151
which give you exactly what
they say they're gonna do.

279
00:14:57,151 --> 00:15:01,322
Yeah, it took us a week to
lick Drooler Cooler debris off
the wall. Remember that?

280
00:15:01,322 --> 00:15:03,241
(ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

281
00:15:06,202 --> 00:15:07,411
(METAL SCRAPING)

282
00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:11,249
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

283
00:15:11,749 --> 00:15:12,875
(SHRIEKS)

284
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,754
Here he comes.
Everyone in position.

285
00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:21,467
Cutter, you're up! Go!

286
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:24,011
The talking/throwing
flashlight is now

287
00:15:24,011 --> 00:15:25,888
the laugh-to-keep-from-dying
flashlight.

288
00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:30,268
Hey, big boy. (LAUGHING)
This way. Yeah.

289
00:15:30,268 --> 00:15:33,271
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

290
00:15:33,271 --> 00:15:34,438
Fritz, you're up!

291
00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:36,315
Oh! (FRITZ LAUGHING)

292
00:15:36,315 --> 00:15:38,860
Over here,
much-bigger-than-me-monster!

293
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:42,155
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

294
00:15:42,155 --> 00:15:44,073
Here, Duncan!
(DUNCAN EXCLAIMS)

295
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,284
It's laughter he's after.

296
00:15:46,993 --> 00:15:49,829
Duncan! Here!
Over here! Got it!

297
00:15:49,829 --> 00:15:51,998
(LAUGHING)
(ROARS)

298
00:15:51,998 --> 00:15:53,875
Roger! He's almost there.

299
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,794
Oh, you know, you have
something stuck in your teeth.

300
00:15:56,794 --> 00:15:57,920
I hope it isn't anyone I know.

301
00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:02,550
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)

302
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:03,634
It's stuck!

303
00:16:04,302 --> 00:16:05,469
(GRUNTS)

304
00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:09,056
(SHRIEKS)

305
00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:10,141
(GRUNTS)

306
00:16:13,394 --> 00:16:15,730
(YELLS, GRUNTS)

307
00:16:18,524 --> 00:16:19,609
Whoa!

308
00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:21,611
VAL: Tylor!

309
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,155
(ALL EXLCAIMING AND MUTTERING)

310
00:16:28,409 --> 00:16:31,370
(ALL GASP)
MIKE: Hello. Hey.
Open the door. Open the door.

311
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,331
Not until you tell us
where our friends are.

312
00:16:33,331 --> 00:16:36,083
SULLEY: We're right here.
It's us. Let us in.

313
00:16:39,837 --> 00:16:41,130
(ALL GASP)

314
00:16:44,008 --> 00:16:45,635
Oh, yeah. Awesome.

315
00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:46,928
Whoa.

316
00:16:46,928 --> 00:16:48,429
ALL: Mike!
Wazowski!

317
00:16:48,429 --> 00:16:49,555
No.

318
00:16:49,555 --> 00:16:50,598
ALL: Sulley!

319
00:16:52,058 --> 00:16:53,601
Well, there's a plot twist.

320
00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:57,521
Great work, everyone. You came
through with flying colors.

321
00:16:58,064 --> 00:17:00,566
How did you get the Shrieker
to give you their costume?

322
00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:03,277
The costume was all part
of my plan.

323
00:17:03,277 --> 00:17:05,696
I knew if you were
under a little pressure,

324
00:17:05,696 --> 00:17:08,741
you'd come together and work
as a team. And you did.

325
00:17:08,741 --> 00:17:12,411
Just a brilliant performance
on my part, if I do say so
myself, which I just did.

326
00:17:12,411 --> 00:17:14,789
Oh, encore. Encore!

327
00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:18,417
Sorry, folks. This was just
a one-time production
of Monsters in the Dark.

328
00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:21,671
This whole thing
could have been a memo.

329
00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:26,092
Yeah, last time I saw someone
fall from that high,
they didn't walk away.

330
00:17:26,092 --> 00:17:29,011
It was more
of a very slow crawl.
Respect.

331
00:17:29,011 --> 00:17:31,889
Oh, and I also accept
your stinkerdoodle
cookie apology.

332
00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:33,849
Finally. Ooh!
These are good.

333
00:17:33,849 --> 00:17:35,351
Extra stinky!

334
00:17:35,351 --> 00:17:37,061
Everyone else,
you know, the idiots,

335
00:17:37,061 --> 00:17:39,897
may have been charmed
by your heroics
and pathetic cookies.

336
00:17:40,314 --> 00:17:43,359
But not me.
I didn't make them.
My grandma did.

337
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:46,821
(GASPS) Sweet Virginia?
Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme!

338
00:17:48,155 --> 00:17:51,409
There's one left.
Just for you.

339
00:17:56,247 --> 00:18:00,334
Mm. That was a good plan.
And you did really great,
you know?

340
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,253
Making everyone
relax and laugh.

341
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,255
Thanks. You did
a great job too.

342
00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:08,384
Listen. I wanted
to say I'm sorry

343
00:18:08,384 --> 00:18:11,762
for throwing the talking
flashlight and expecting
you to read my mind.

344
00:18:11,762 --> 00:18:16,058
Yeah, you know,
after our talk, I totally
get why you're upset.

345
00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:20,229
And I want to say
I'm sorry for what happened
at the softball game. I was...

346
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,647
I was in my head,
you know?

347
00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:24,025
But I should have been
more supportive of you.

348
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,569
By letting you get that hit
to win the game.

349
00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:28,654
(SIGHS)
Ah.

350
00:18:29,905 --> 00:18:32,908
Can't wait to get back
out there with the best
jokester assistant ever.

351
00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:35,077
Oh.

352
00:18:38,122 --> 00:18:41,083
Actually, I'm ready
to do something on my own.

353
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:43,377
I'm gonna take
the jokester job.

354
00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:47,673
Oh, yeah.
The jokester job offer.

355
00:18:47,673 --> 00:18:50,343
Of course,
you should definitely
take it, you know?

356
00:18:50,343 --> 00:18:54,138
I mean, you know, I would.
Actually, I already did.

357
00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:55,431
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

358
00:18:55,431 --> 00:18:58,893
So... Yeah. Congrats,
Unicorn Sparkle.

359
00:19:00,144 --> 00:19:02,772
I guess I'll see you
on the Laugh Floor.

360
00:19:02,772 --> 00:19:05,316
Not if I see you first.
On the, on the floor up there.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

361
00:19:06,817 --> 00:19:09,862
All right. I'll, uh...
I'll see you.

362
00:19:11,489 --> 00:19:14,283
Oh. What's this sugar packet
doing down here?

363
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,160
I've been looking
for these everywhere.

364
00:19:16,744 --> 00:19:19,246
I'll just hang onto this
for my sleepy time coffee.

365
00:19:19,246 --> 00:19:22,291
You know drinking
too much of that stuff makes
you crankier than usual?

366
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,418
It does not,
you purple throw rug!

367
00:19:24,418 --> 00:19:26,420
Oh, and by the way,
great job

368
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,756
with all the lighting effects
and shrieks and adding
the claw marks.

369
00:19:28,756 --> 00:19:31,008
It really sold the whole
spooky ghost thing.

370
00:19:31,008 --> 00:19:33,052
SULLEY: Claw marks?
That wasn't me.

371
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,597
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

372
00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:53,614
(METAL SCRAPING)

373
00:19:53,614 --> 00:19:55,533
(SCREAM ECHOING)