1 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:05,539 Okay, here's your food. 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,309 Why is Becky bringing you food? 3 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,878 Darlene's ex-boyfriend's new-agey vegan place 4 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,213 is on my way home. 5 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,481 Yeah, I love the food, 6 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,649 but it would be way too awkward to run into Nick. 7 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,519 Well, I'm not doing it anymore. 8 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:21,021 It's full of people who think natural deodorant works, 9 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,856 but it doesn't. 10 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:24,592 Their patchouli disorients you 11 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,727 so the B.O. can attach itself to your clothes 12 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,996 and follow you home. 13 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,199 Oh, yeah. It's on there. 14 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:34,435 Why would it be awkward for you to run into Nick? 15 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:35,669 I'm gonna tell you 16 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,438 so that you don't make the same dating mistakes 17 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,373 that I did. 18 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,409 Ben was a schmuck. 19 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:44,278 And he baited me into a fight that drove Nick away. 20 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:45,613 Dad said Nick broke up with you 21 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,014 because you're a black widow spider 22 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,249 who sucks the souls out of men 23 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:50,418 and leaves their dreams tangled in your web. 24 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,054 Prove me wrong. 25 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:55,389 You know what? 26 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:58,292 I've had enough of you people making a bad situation worse. 27 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,294 Yes, I've had terrible relationships. 28 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:03,030 Thanks for reminding me every minute of my waking life. 29 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,765 I'm gonna go eat in the living room. 30 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,035 Wow. She's really upset. 31 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:12,072 She just needs to be alone with her thoughts. 32 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:15,143 I think we know what we have to do. 33 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:18,045 Together: Oh, Darlene! 34 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,148 Come here, big baby! 35 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,486 -- Captions by VITA -- 36 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:31,525 ** 37 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:39,267 ** 38 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:46,974 ** 39 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:55,349 ** 40 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:02,156 Thank you so much for making sandwiches for Aldo's boys. 41 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:04,292 They're odd, but they're actually pretty sweet. 42 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,993 They like me now. Be careful. 43 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:08,796 They liked the hamster before they decided to play 44 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,465 "Hey, let's see how far we can throw the hamster!" 45 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,768 Sorry for barging in, guys. 46 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,036 Um, Harris, 47 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,471 my dad just showed up out of nowhere 48 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:18,972 and wants to see the kids. 49 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:20,208 Could you help me get them packed up? 50 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,775 Okay, well, I'll come with you. 51 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:22,976 I'd love to meet your dad. 52 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,144 Not a good idea. 53 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,347 See, the thing is, he just wants to see the boys. 54 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,216 He doesn't want to see you. 55 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:31,485 I've been with those kids. That's not the pick I'd make. 56 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,053 Wait, what's his problem with me? 57 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,788 Have you told him anything about me? 58 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,123 Yeah, totally. 59 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,791 I told him you're a hot 19-year-old 60 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,327 who I met at a tattoo parlor, 61 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,496 and somehow, he spun that into a bad thing. 62 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,164 You gotta get this sorted out before I move in, 63 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,966 or it's gonna be weird when he visits. 64 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,803 Yeah, um, more bad news on that front. 65 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,305 Um... 66 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:53,474 he's totally against you moving in. 67 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,842 What? 68 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,143 That's insane. 69 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,645 You're 38 years old. 70 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,247 Why are you even listening to him? 71 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,748 He's my dad. 72 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,916 I can't just shut him down without hearing him out, babe. 73 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:07,020 Look, let's see if we can handle things differently 74 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:08,856 with your dad this time. 75 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,724 Ask him to come over and talk to me, 76 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,025 geezer to geezer. 77 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:13,427 Really? You would do that? 78 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,162 Yeah. Thank you, Grandpa. 79 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,897 Aww, that's super cool. 80 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:22,069 I would have never asked you to do that. 81 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,238 I'd do anything to make my granddaughter happy. 82 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:27,040 And you remind me of my younger self -- 83 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,877 an irresponsible dumbass. 84 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,279 I was, uh -- I was talking to my friends 85 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,914 down at the arcade, and they said at 38, 86 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:36,450 guys' brains aren't even fully developed. 87 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:39,152 Don't strain yourself, man. Just take the compliment. 88 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,392 I really needed a chill movie night. 89 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,026 Why do we have to sit so close? 90 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,228 Oh, Ben likes being near the screen, 91 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:50,331 and I guess I got used to it. 92 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,802 Well, that explains why he's sitting with a date 93 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,070 in the row right in front of us. 94 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:58,672 Oh, crap. 95 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,442 Let's go. No, no. 96 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,810 I can handle this. 97 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:05,946 Even though he busted up my relationship with Nick, 98 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,248 I'm gonna show him that I am way healthier 99 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:09,950 and I am fine with him dating. 100 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,084 Then how about this? 101 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:14,254 We sit in the back and lob Milk Duds at him. 102 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:16,757 He'll never know where they're coming from. 103 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,092 No. But I-I-I have to tell him I'm here. 104 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,227 Otherwise, if he sees me, 105 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,229 he's gonna think I'm stalking him. 106 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,165 Wait, is that why we're here? 107 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,667 Are you stalking him? 108 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,136 No. If I were stalking him, I wouldn't have brought you. 109 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:30,671 You're super loud. 110 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,141 [ Indistinct chatter ] 111 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:35,476 Hey, there! 112 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,812 Hey. Okay, well -- 113 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,180 I guess living in a small town 114 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,516 means this is gonna happen once in a while. 115 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:46,520 Especially at the [Chuckles] Lanford Monoplex. 116 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,522 Darlene, this is Laura. 117 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,459 Hi, I'm Darlene -- the ex. 118 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,193 Oh, hello. [ Laughs ] 119 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,595 Uh, sorry to bother you. Yep. 120 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,197 I just wanted Ben to know this was a total accident... 121 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,132 Oh. ...and I have no problem 122 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,468 with him dating. Oh. 123 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:04,137 So, if you guys wanna hold hands, go for it. 124 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:06,374 I'm just gonna be back here with Becky. 125 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:09,377 Hey, Becky. 126 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,644 Hi, Ben. 127 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,281 So... 128 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,649 enjoy the movie! 129 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,554 [ Sighs ] 130 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:22,790 What do you think? Handled that well, right? 131 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,057 Yeah. 132 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:28,028 It was just the right amount of excruciatingly awkward. 133 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,463 Oh, man. 134 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,264 What, you think I made his date uncomfortable? 135 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,001 Let me go fix that. Darlene -- 136 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,538 Hi, Laura. 137 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,907 My sister feels like I made you uncomfortable. 138 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,810 But don't be -- I am not stalking him. 139 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,678 The only reason we're at the same movie 140 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:49,149 is because I love "Ghost World," so I turned him onto it. 141 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,984 But you know what -- it's not like it's our movie. 142 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:51,985 You know what? 143 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,021 You can make it your movie. 144 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,590 I gift you the movie. 145 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:57,925 I mean, I'm still gonna be back here, 146 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,259 but you know what I mean. Okay, thanks. 147 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,762 Enjoy the movie. You too. 148 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,566 Okay. 149 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,668 Done and done. 150 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,169 You sure? 151 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,571 You done? 152 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,474 Good! 153 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,110 I kinda like his date's hair. 154 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,846 [ Sighs ] 155 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,548 I do, too. 156 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,049 I should tell her. 157 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,619 Hey, by the way... Oh, my God. 158 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,588 ...I love your hair. 159 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:28,722 I mean, just 'cause I'm the ex 160 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,124 doesn't mean I can't enjoy your style, right? 161 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,125 Y-You know what? 162 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,761 We should get coffee sometime. 163 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:36,464 Talk about this guy, huh? Darlene. 164 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:40,133 Darlene, just stop talking to us. 165 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:42,736 Stop talking to her. Stop talking to me. 166 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,738 Just -- On behalf of people everywhere, 167 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,607 stop talking. 168 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,608 Sorry. [ Sighs ] 169 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:50,043 I am very, very sorry. 170 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,479 Let's just go somewhere else 171 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,747 where they don't let crazy people in. 172 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:01,154 [ Sighs ] I can't believe you didn't stop me. 173 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,791 I told you we should leave! 174 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,593 I told you you couldn't handle it! 175 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,127 I told you we should sit in the back 176 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,929 and throw Milk Duds at him! 177 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,732 Shh! [ Mockingly ] I told you you were loud. 178 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:17,370 [ Knock on door ] [ Groans ] 179 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,442 Remember, Harris really wants this to work out. 180 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:25,112 Aldo's dad is here, so be nice. 181 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:28,315 When the hell am I not nice? 182 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,919 Hey. Hey! You must be Jesse. 183 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,120 I'm Dan. Come on in. 184 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,254 Thanks, man. Yeah. 185 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,256 And I'm Harris' aunt, Jackie. 186 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,325 Oh, it's so sweet of you to bring beer. 187 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:40,360 It's really refreshing to see somebody 188 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:43,130 who doesn't show up to the door empty-handed. 189 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,765 Oh, I just brought these for me 190 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,200 'cause I didn't know what kind you guys have. 191 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,604 You get used to something, you want it all the time. 192 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:53,641 It's kinda like your favorite pickle. 193 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,676 I get it. I like gherkins. 194 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,611 You can put one between your cheek and gum 195 00:07:57,645 --> 00:08:00,648 and have your own secret little treat. 196 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:04,685 Well, I will leave you men to talk about your pickles. 197 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,954 [ Chuckles ] I'd stay, but, uh, I have an appointment 198 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,488 with my psychic. 199 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,724 Aldo's mom was a psychic! 200 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:12,325 No wait, psy-- psy-- 201 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:13,360 psychotic. 202 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,162 I get those confused. 203 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,801 Why don't we take this in the kitchen? 204 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,537 I'd be a bad host if I let you drink alone. 205 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,573 Yeah, you would. 206 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,309 Oh, I didn't know you had that kind. 207 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,844 I'll take one. 208 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,647 I'll put these back in my truck. 209 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,515 My gas gauge doesn't work, 210 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:38,351 so I like to have emergency "walking beer" 211 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:40,453 for when the truck stops coasting. 212 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,624 Good plan. 213 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,927 So... [ Sighs ] 214 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,597 I hear tell you don't think it's a good idea 215 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,765 for Harris to move in with your son. 216 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:55,102 No, I think it's a terrible idea. 217 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,104 She's not the right woman for him. 218 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,639 Hey, you got anything crunchy? 219 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,242 Just our milk. Listen. 220 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,611 You and I have been alive long enough 221 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,445 to be a good judge of people. 222 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,949 Harris isn't just some irresponsible dropout. 223 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,283 She pays rent. 224 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:13,453 She's got a steady job. She's a solid person. 225 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:16,089 Way I see it, Aldo is damn lucky to have her. 226 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,458 I didn't say she's bad. 227 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,427 I said she's not right. 228 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,129 I'm a roofer, Dan. 229 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,363 And like a lot of roofers, 230 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,600 a couple bees chased me off a two-story 231 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:29,637 into a wheelbarrow full of bricks. 232 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,777 [ Clears throat ] 233 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,080 Were the bees mad 'cause your story didn't have a point? 234 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,081 I'm getting there. 235 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,316 I'm a storyteller, Dan. 236 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:48,121 Anyway, [Coughs] a man needs a woman he can count on. 237 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,959 And Aldo's mom, Marlene -- 238 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:56,496 she was there for me after the accident. 239 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,465 She taught me how to read and write 240 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:01,268 and play harmonica again. 241 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,770 You're a lucky man. 242 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:05,005 That must have been before she went psychotic. 243 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,174 No, that happened 244 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,609 right after I slept with her sister. 245 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,746 Oh. I told her -- 246 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,614 I told her it was dark, and -- 247 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:17,484 and they're pretty much the same height. 248 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,321 She came at me with the rake anyway. 249 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,392 You never know what's gonna set a woman off. 250 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,996 But bottom line is, 251 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,131 what you and I think... 252 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,532 don't mean squat. 253 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,634 Harris and Aldo are adults. 254 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,303 You can't tell 'em what to do. 255 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,106 Aldo's not an adult, Dan. 256 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,274 It's painful for me to say this, 257 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,011 'cause they never set my jaw right... 258 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,948 ...but he... 259 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,685 is a 38-year-old man-baby 260 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,387 who still likes to jump up and down on the bed 261 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,123 in the morning. 262 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,992 He still watches "Blue's Clues." 263 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,030 He never fell off a -- a roof or nothin'. 264 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,598 That's just the way he is. 265 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,369 Wait, I-I'm confused. 266 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,637 Harris isn't the problem. 267 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,306 You're saying Aldo isn't mature enough for her. 268 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,675 That's exactly what I'm saying. 269 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,978 You heard about the first wife, right? 270 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,647 Only that she was a drug addict. 271 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,315 Not at the beginning. 272 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,351 The woman had a Master's degree. 273 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,520 When Aldo and those creepy kids were done with her... 274 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,358 ...she was smokin' rock under a bridge 275 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,426 and talking to her foot. 276 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,732 If you give a crap about your granddaughter... 277 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,803 ...you gotta get her out of this. 278 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:44,972 Wow. 279 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,541 Thanks, Jesse. 280 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,344 I know it must be hard for a parent 281 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,646 to see their kid the way they really are. 282 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,784 I'll talk to Harris. 283 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,218 Good. 284 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,387 Good. 285 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,090 Um, can I siphon some gas 286 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,225 out of your lawnmower to get home? 287 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,196 I'm sorry, man. I don't have a lawnmower. 288 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,766 All right, uh, why don't you just give me ten bucks 289 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,701 and we'll call it even? 290 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,103 How about this -- you give me 20 291 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,604 and I'll owe you 10. 292 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,906 Nice. [ Chuckles ] 293 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,941 I'm gonna remember that one. 294 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:27,147 ** 295 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:35,388 So, I just spent 45 minutes on the phone with Laura 296 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,623 trying to convince her 297 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:40,660 that it is safe to go on another date with me. 298 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,996 Why did you do that? 299 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,832 I was just trying to show you 300 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,466 that I was cool with you dating. 301 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,902 [ Scoffs ] I'll tell her. 302 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,437 [ Scoffs ] Hey, Siri? 303 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,272 Call Laura. 304 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,440 Siri: Calling Laura. 305 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,942 God, no! 306 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,849 [ Groans ] 307 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,119 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 308 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,322 I didn't expect to see you with somebody. 309 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,624 And it caught me a little off-guard, 310 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:15,195 and I went too far in front of your new girlfriend. 311 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,531 Is she your new girlfriend? 312 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:23,103 Is that what that insanity at the theater was all about? 313 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,673 Trying to figure out how serious I am about Laura? 314 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:29,609 No, absolutely not. 315 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,679 But obviously, you're dying to tell me, so go ahead. 316 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,050 We've only been on three dates, okay? 317 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,287 So I don't know where it's going. 318 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,689 Actually, two, 'cause she's not letting me count last night 319 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,592 'cause of, you know, the "tiny lunatic." 320 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,962 Sorry. 321 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,830 It's hard. 322 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,232 I know. 323 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,341 So? 324 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,476 Is she a nice person? 325 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,179 Yeah, I like her. 326 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,848 You know, she's easy to be with. 327 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,352 Well, that must be a nice change of pace, huh? 328 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,356 You know, you go through stuff, 329 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,626 and you figure out what you want. 330 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,097 I think I want easy. 331 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,678 [ Insects chirping ] 332 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,547 [ Door closes ] 333 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,853 Hey. Hey. 334 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,922 Don't tell the kids we went sledding. 335 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,224 Everything's more fun without them. 336 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,425 Whew! 337 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,094 Dad pulled me behind his truck! 338 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,296 Yeah, the exhaust makes you giddy, 339 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,999 and the intersections are a real rush. 340 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,734 Sounds like fun. 341 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,603 Ah, she's gonna ruin our buzz. 342 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,972 I know it. 343 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,773 Let's get out quick. 344 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,108 It's too late. 345 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,476 She's seen us. 346 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,910 [ Laughs ] 347 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:11,911 What's wrong? 348 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,947 Ben was just over here. 349 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,549 Ah, he come to read you the riot act? 350 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,417 He said he doesn't want to be 351 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,986 with someone like me anymore. 352 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,654 Well, he -- he did leave you some clues -- 353 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,123 the breakup, uh, 354 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,893 his devastating rejection of your proposal, 355 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,795 his moving on with another woman. 356 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,264 I mean, individually, it doesn't seem like much, 357 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,666 but when you put it all together... 358 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,238 No, I know that. 359 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,574 I guess when I started my spiritual journey, 360 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,943 on some level, I thought when I was, like, 361 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,779 the new, improved Darlene, I could get him back. 362 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,116 There's no reason that can't happen. 363 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,018 Yeah, there is. He wants easy. 364 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,119 I'm never gonna be that. 365 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,820 I'm always gonna be hard. 366 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,856 [ Sighs ] 367 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,159 I freakin' told you she'd kill our buzz! 368 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,228 Damn it! 369 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,297 So? I'm dying to know. 370 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,465 How'd it go with Aldo's dad? 371 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,167 I'll tell you. 372 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,336 But watch the game with me. Okay, but I'm starving. 373 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,703 I'm gonna grab a yogurt. 374 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,705 Uh, while you're in there, could you grab some chips... 375 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,941 Mm-hmm. ...and decide not to stay with Aldo 376 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,210 'cause you're too young for him and he's too immature 377 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,312 and I don't want to see you throw your life away? 378 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,114 Appreciate it. 379 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,283 [ Knock on door ] What are you talking about? 380 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,385 I thought you were okay with me and Aldo. 381 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,154 What happened yesterday? 382 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,790 Sorry -- I know we spent a lot of time 383 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,959 detailing the Maserati, but unfortunately, 384 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,162 we're not going to race slot cars today. 385 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,465 'Cause I just found out my dad convinced your grandpa 386 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,732 we shouldn't be together 387 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,934 when he should've worked it out with me, Dad. 388 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,372 Hi, I'm Jesse. 389 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,640 And I'm Harris, and I really don't appreciate 390 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,009 you butting into our lives! 391 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,212 I was attacked by bees. 392 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,780 You don't scare me. 393 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:58,585 Okay, I-I-I-I think we all need to sit down 394 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,720 and have a respectful conversation. 395 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,823 So everybody shut your dumb old pie-holes 396 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,658 and listen to me! 397 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,927 First of all, watch your mouth. 398 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,262 I'm not dumb. 399 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:13,366 Second of all, my hole also enjoys cakes and donuts. 400 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,002 I-I'm sorry, sir. 401 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,904 My father should not have come over here 402 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,107 and told you that I'm some kinda loser 403 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,209 who's gonna screw up Harris' life. 404 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,943 I'm looking at this differently, son. 405 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,345 I just don't think Harris is ready 406 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,614 to take on everything you've got going on. 407 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,216 Can everyone stop talking about me 408 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,851 like I'm not in the room and making decisions about my life? 409 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,220 I can speak for myself. 410 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,088 Sure, but I just don't think you ought to be playing mother 411 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,623 to three kids. 412 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,225 I only have two. 413 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,794 Oh. 414 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,062 Yeah. 415 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,234 How hard do you really want to fight 416 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,702 when this is the prize? 417 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,271 I'll show you how hard. 418 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,206 I don't care what any of you say. 419 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,574 I'm moving in with Aldo and the boys, 420 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,109 and it's gonna be great. 421 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,610 That's right. 422 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,212 Harris is moving in with me, 423 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,780 and it starts now. 424 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,250 And I don't need anybody's approval! 425 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,118 How'd I do, baby? You did great. 426 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,420 Yes! Let's get the rest of my stuff. 427 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,126 Well, Dan, it looks like you and me 428 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,163 are probably gonna end up being in-laws. 429 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,664 Yeah. 430 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:23,936 And now my boy's mad at me, I don't have any place to stay. 431 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:28,341 And, uh, since we're practically in-laws... 432 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,776 I hear you, Jesse. 433 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,778 And if I didn't like you so damn much, 434 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,980 I wouldn't be offering you this here beer 435 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,449 for your walking journey. 436 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:37,750 Gee, thanks. 437 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,786 One will get me out to the porch, 438 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,455 two will get me out of the yard. 439 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,856 See ya. 440 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:48,328 ** 441 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,668 Oh, wow. 442 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,036 I thought it was kids playing a joke, 443 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,137 'cause when I looked through the peephole, 444 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,607 there was nobody there. 445 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,542 If you could jump up and down next time, 446 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,944 then I'd know the place isn't haunted. 447 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,546 I brought you something. 448 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,315 Oh! 449 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,149 That's nice. Come on in. 450 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,387 Wow! 451 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,689 Very cute place. Eh? 452 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,124 Uh-huh. Thank you. 453 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,792 I mean, it's still a work in progress, you know? 454 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,294 I'm still trying to figure out 455 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,963 which wall to hang my Smash Mouth poster on. 456 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,799 Oh, well, uh, your closets have walls. 457 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,835 I'd go with one of those. 458 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,638 So, this whole visit's for the plant? 459 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,206 And to say thank you. 460 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,974 Uh, you were honest with me, 461 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,009 and it helped me be honest with myself. 462 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,045 You've moved on, you got your own place, 463 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,847 and I gotta do the same thing. 464 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,382 Well, good for you. 465 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,884 And thanks for the housewarming gift. 466 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,386 Oh. Yeah. 467 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,120 It's really more of a goodbye gift. 468 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,324 Really? [ Chuckles ] 469 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,925 Y-You know I work with your dad 470 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,562 and spend a lot of time with your kid. 471 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,096 I will be coming over to the house, 472 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,731 so it's not really goodbye. 473 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,334 I mean, unless you're here to kill me. 474 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,471 I don't think it's the right move at this time. 475 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,408 It's not a physical goodbye. 476 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,310 It's an emotional one. 477 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,449 Right. 478 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,552 Well, I hope everything works out. 479 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,188 And when you find a place, I'm gonna come over 480 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,757 with a $4 plant I got from the drugstore, too. 481 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,894 Oh, that's $2 more than I spent. 482 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,297 I'm saving up for a house here, so... [ Chuckles ] 483 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,302 ** 484 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,169 [ Door closes ] 485 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,941 * I'm going up 486 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,910 * He's going up 487 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,244 * Going down 488 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,579 * He's going down 489 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:50,082 * Going up, down, down, up 490 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,219 * Any way you want-a me to * 491 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,722 ** 492 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,991 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 493 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,327 Oh, yeah. 494 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,330 [ Guitar riff ] 495 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:07,066 * I'm going up, down, Jackson Browne * 496 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,435 ** 497 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,836 * Lost and found 498 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,270 * All around 499 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,505 * Downtown 500 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,941 * Liquor clown 501 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,477 ** 502 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,146 [ Plays harmonica ] 503 00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:26,386 **