1 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:04,205 [ Tapping cup ] Okay, okay! 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:05,839 Speech, speech! Yeah! 3 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:08,042 You made the dean's list. Let's hear something smart. 4 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:09,910 Okay, chill. 5 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:13,013 I was having a really hard time, I was barely getting C's, 6 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:15,349 but I stayed focused, and my boyfriend, Logan, 7 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:17,151 helped me a ton, and then -- I don't know -- 8 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:18,852 something just clicked, and I made the dean's list. 9 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:19,920 So, yay for me. 10 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:21,489 Hey, hey! Yay, you! 11 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:25,259 And -- And he did it at a magnet school, no less, huh? 12 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:27,661 You know, the girl that does my hair 13 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,730 has a boy in magnet school. 14 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:33,267 The problem is, he keeps sticking to the refrigerator. 15 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:35,336 Stop right now. Don't anybody laugh at him. 16 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,004 We should've never bought you that toilet paper 17 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,006 with the jokes on it. 18 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,675 It makes going to the bathroom fun again. 19 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,178 I really appreciate all the presents, 20 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:46,714 but, please, no more Bass Pro Shop gift cards. 21 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,416 I know it's a re-gift, even when you cross out 22 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:50,017 "Happy Birthday, Dan." 23 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,987 Hey, I stood in line to get that for you. 24 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:58,426 Okay. This baby-shower cake was the only thing 25 00:00:58,459 --> 00:01:00,861 the bakery had left, so I had to improvise. 26 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,463 Congratulations! 27 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,265 It's a genius! 28 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:05,599 Hey! 29 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,069 Hey, Mark. Nice job, dude. 30 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,804 Oh. Hey, Harris. 31 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:13,073 I meant to call you, but I just didn't want 32 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,742 to bother you now that you're living at Aldo's house. 33 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:15,743 Don't apologize. 34 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:16,777 I know you didn't invite me 35 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,379 'cause you thought I'd be jealous, 36 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,914 but I love my little brother, and I'm happy when he does good. 37 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,383 I know that. And who knows? 38 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,917 Maybe if Mark does really good, 39 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,986 you'll let him decide who he wants to fall in love with 40 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,621 and won't throw him out of the house 41 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,157 like a dog who crapped on the rug. 42 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:31,425 Anyways, that's all I wanted to say. 43 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,194 Love you all. Goodbye. 44 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,399 Want me to ask her to come back? 45 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,735 No, let her save a little something for Mother's Day. 46 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,238 Well, hey, let's get this cake going, huh? 47 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:47,275 Now, everyone who's ever been on a dean's list goes first. 48 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,843 Ooh! Ooh! Don't even try. 49 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,780 Hey! The dean said I was on his list. 50 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,948 He just didn't say which list. 51 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:56,317 Give it to Grandpa. I'm kinda full. 52 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,485 I'll have some later. 53 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,920 What? How can you be full? You didn't eat lunch. 54 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,990 I don't know. Maybe I'm just so excited, I'm not hungry. 55 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,592 That's not a Brussels sprout, son. 56 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,093 That's cake. 57 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,362 You don't eat cake 'cause you're hungry. 58 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:11,832 You eat it 'cause that's all you got until there's beer. 59 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,303 You haven't been eating much lately. Are you okay? 60 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,171 Didn't you hear what I said? I'm not hungry. 61 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:21,309 Uh, he's just tired from studying so much. 62 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:23,143 And we've been eating a lot of pizza 63 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:24,312 and hot dogs and stuff. 64 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:26,947 You know, brain food. 65 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,982 Well, maybe next birthday, I should give you a gift card 66 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,385 to a pizza place, and you can give that to him. 67 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,887 I don't fish. Let it go. 68 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,124 Hey. How did you get in here? 69 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,459 You're not supposed to be working. 70 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,627 Came in the back. 71 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,395 I wanted to try out this cool leg scooter. 72 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,464 Stew comin' at ya, Bill! 73 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,065 [ Horn honking ] 74 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,568 Whoa! 75 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,537 There, we got it. There you go. 76 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,472 You didn't need a full bowl anyway. 77 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,742 Those jeans are screaming, "Help me!" 78 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,810 I know why you're doing this. 79 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,813 Neville and Helen are coming by to get Logan, 80 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,048 and you don't want him to know 81 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,883 that you're not as fit as his ex. 82 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,152 This has got nothing to do with Helen. 83 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,154 I might be a couple of years older than her, 84 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,257 but I could still kick her ass. 85 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:12,526 I mean, if somebody held her still and I could roll into her. 86 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,896 Helen! Neville. 87 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,098 Wow. Look at you walking around already. 88 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,368 Yeah, right back at work. Can't keep me down. 89 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,102 No, but I think your basketball days are over. 90 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,837 Next time you fall, I might not be there 91 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,205 to carry you to the sofa. 92 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:27,375 Well, technically, we were still playing. 93 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:28,442 You just scooped me up 94 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:31,011 so I wouldn't keep dunking on your ass. 95 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,514 Isn't it a little quick for you to be back at work? 96 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,283 Oh, no, ankle's better than before. 97 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,684 Watch this. 98 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,885 Moonwalk. 99 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:40,020 [ Horn honks ] Whoa, pardon me. 100 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,989 What'd I eat this morning? 101 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,525 What are you doing? 102 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,960 She's hiding the scooter because she doesn't want you 103 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:49,196 to feel sorry for her or try to help her. 104 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,266 She's what the doctors call "an idiot." 105 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,702 Is this why you've been avoiding me the last few days? 106 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,137 I haven't been avoiding you. I just haven't needed you. 107 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,139 I can take care of myself. 108 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,774 Ready to go. 109 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,142 Okay. 110 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,644 Please, go home and rest. 111 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,212 I'll stop by tomorrow afternoon. 112 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,580 Oh, I thought we were hiking. 113 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,048 Oh, right. 114 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,650 I'm taking them to the Michigan dunes tomorrow. 115 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,319 Huh? Well, I can hike! 116 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,654 Look, I don't need this stupid thing. 117 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,423 Watch, I'm standing without it. 118 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,957 [ Inhales sharply ] 119 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,494 Oh, there's something on the floor I got to get. 120 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,262 [ Crying softly ] 121 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:23,897 Don't look! 122 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,799 Just trust me -- she's fine. 123 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,902 All right. See you later. 124 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,371 Jackie: Bye-bye! 125 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:35,275 -- Captions by VITAC -- 126 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:43,016 ** 127 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:50,791 ** 128 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:58,599 ** 129 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:06,507 ** 130 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,480 Did anybody notice there's a fully cooked lasagna 131 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,348 in the fridge that wasn't there last night? 132 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:17,284 The only person here who makes lasagna is Louise, 133 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,886 and she's still on tour. 134 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,288 There has been a rash of Italian chefs 135 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,791 breaking in to houses and cooking meals. 136 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,626 But that's mostly been ravioli, 137 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,828 so I don't think it's related. 138 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,330 Well, hopefully we're in the middle of a turf war 139 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:33,333 and the cannoli gang breaks in to send a message. 140 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,536 I see you guys found my lasagna. 141 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:36,704 Enjoy. 142 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,539 Wait. When did you make that? 143 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,540 The middle of the night? 144 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,141 I had trouble falling asleep. 145 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,910 Probably too much coffee while I was studying. 146 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:45,078 And I felt bad about snapping at everybody 147 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,180 at lunch yesterday, so lasagna. 148 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:52,319 Okay. I think we've got an eating disorder. 149 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,488 But he didn't eat it. He made it for us to eat. 150 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:58,358 Okay, I think we've got a cooking disorder. 151 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:02,329 Finally, somebody in this family has a disorder we can use. 152 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,197 You think there's a problem? 153 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:07,435 First he's not eating, and now he's not sleeping. 154 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,169 And Mark hates coffee. 155 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,938 Oh. He hates our coffee. 156 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,773 He might like good coffee. 157 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,443 I've seen this before, when I was a truck driver. 158 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:18,078 People up all night driving, a little jumpy in the morning, 159 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,913 no appetite. 160 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,615 He's on the cocaine. 161 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,018 He can't afford cocaine. 162 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:28,321 If we pooled all of our money, we could barely afford meth. 163 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,659 Bitch took my coffee. 164 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,529 Hey, I made you some more coffee. 165 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:36,897 If you didn't sleep, you're gonna need it 166 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:37,898 to get through school. 167 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,366 Yeah, sure, thanks. 168 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,035 I'll put it in my thermos and drink it on the bus. 169 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,438 Oh. Well, you better taste it to make sure 170 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,939 it's strong enough for you. 171 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,808 I'm sure it's fine. 172 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:51,044 Well, you won't know unless you taste it. 173 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,412 [ Sighs ] 174 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,617 Yep, that's a good cup of coffee. 175 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,887 All right, we need to talk. 176 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,222 You did not stay up all night on coffee. 177 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,957 You're not eating. What's going on? 178 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:06,126 Nothing. Everything is fine. 179 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,061 You know, Jackie thinks you're on cocaine. 180 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,130 Oh, my God. It's not cocaine. 181 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,999 Wait. So it -- it's something? 182 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,001 Yes. It's just pills for ADHD. 183 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,168 It's not like drugs or anything. 184 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,104 Oh, my God. Yes, that is drugs -- 185 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,907 for kids who have ADHD, which you do not. 186 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,274 Where did you get it? 187 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,276 You're making a big deal out of nothing. 188 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,579 It's like my generation's version of coffee. 189 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:28,281 Yeah, your generation also ate detergent pods. 190 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:29,950 You're a bunch of idiots. 191 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,620 Now give me the pills and tell me where you got them. 192 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,955 Please, I-I only take them when I need them. 193 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,256 And they're helping me. 194 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,125 I was drowning at this school, 195 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,027 and now I'm on the dean's list. 196 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,829 Just let me keep taking them till my midterm. 197 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:45,198 No! Give me the pills now -- all of them. 198 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,300 Okay, okay. 199 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:48,802 Here. Wow. 200 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,137 A breath-mint tin? 201 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,872 What would've happened if I came in here 202 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,641 and was looking for a breath mint 203 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,208 and took one of those? 204 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,778 Well, you probably would have been more focused and motivated 205 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,847 and had your own house and no credit-card debt. 206 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:04,117 That's the drugs talking. 207 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,153 You know, I-I didn't fail in life 208 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,955 because I didn't take enough drugs. 209 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,190 I failed because I'm not very good at my profession 210 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:12,325 and I'm not particularly pleasant to be around. 211 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,130 ** 212 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,066 How's the pain been? It's not bad. 213 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,635 Nothing aspirin and a little morphine shot 214 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:24,371 directly into my spine wouldn't take care of. 215 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,974 I was hoping the swelling would go down by now. 216 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,475 Mm. If you're gonna get better, 217 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,977 you really need to stay off your feet. 218 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,812 Well, I'm a working woman, Doc. 219 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,147 If I stop, this country will grind to a halt. 220 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:37,084 So, what've you got so I can go hiking? 221 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:39,019 Oh, hiking? What kind of job do you have? 222 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,854 Forest ranger. She's not a forest ranger. 223 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:43,323 I start tomorrow. She owns a sports bar. 224 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,359 She just wants a painkiller so she can keep her boyfriend 225 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,662 from going on a hike alone with his hot ex. 226 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,598 Has the family impressed on her 227 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,165 that she needs to take care of herself? 228 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,167 Well, I certainly have. 229 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,270 I know the importance of taking care of yourself. 230 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,607 That's why I work out and eat right. 231 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,675 How old do you think I am? 232 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:02,843 35? 233 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,445 [ Both laugh ] 46. 234 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,715 Really? I know. 235 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,917 You might want to present me at a conference or something. 236 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,218 I know. 237 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,220 Uh, are you looking for something? 238 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:16,590 Huh? Me? No. I'm just a curious person. 239 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,391 You're not looking for painkillers, are you? 240 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:19,893 Just tell me if I'm hot or cold. 241 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,762 I gotta get off this ankle. 242 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,598 All the narcotics are locked up, Ms. Harris. 243 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:27,601 But I am gonna give you prescription-strength ibuprofen. 244 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,802 Ibuprofen? 245 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,138 Come on, Doc, load me up. 246 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:34,441 Let's clear Jackie for takeoff. 247 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,877 You just have to understand you can't rush this. 248 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,079 At your age, everything heals slower. 249 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,313 "At my age"? 250 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,149 What are -- 251 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,483 You talking to me? 252 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,952 Well, he wasn't talking to me. 253 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,820 He thought I was 29. 254 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,488 [ Chuckles ] 255 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,157 You're not a kid anymore, Ms. Harris. 256 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,660 The -- The body works differently at your age. 257 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:53,994 Quit saying that. 258 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,395 I don't even want anything anymore. 259 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,797 Come on, Becky, let's go. 260 00:09:56,830 --> 00:10:01,635 Uh, by the way, um, I left my cell number, 261 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,270 so if you need to check up on her 262 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:06,674 or you just are having some kind of... 263 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,441 loneliness emergency -- 264 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,643 Jackie: Beck-ay! 265 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,281 ** 266 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,615 Gimme all your 9s. 267 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,517 Mm, go fish. 268 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,319 How's Jackie's foot? 269 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,288 Oh, her foot's coming along, 270 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,456 but the doctor used the phrase "at your age," 271 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,592 and that's gonna take a while to heal. 272 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,527 Mm. She looks so good, 273 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,296 we left her unprepared for this moment. 274 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,664 This is our fault. 275 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,800 I mean, how hard is it to take a little time every day 276 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,768 just to say, "God, you're old"? 277 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:37,604 You're right, and I won't make the same mistake with you two. 278 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,973 A little less time in the sun, girls. 279 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,943 I don't think I have to worry. 280 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,545 Did I mention the doctor was flirting with me? 281 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,114 Careful. 282 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,516 Didn't you say recovering addicts have to wait a full year 283 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,952 before starting any relationships? 284 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,454 No, not if it's a doctor. 285 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,290 Doctors and billionaires are exempt. 286 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,827 Hmm. Just watch out if you get involved with a guy 287 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,829 who comes with a prescription pad. 288 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:05,165 I'm a booze-hound, not a pill-head like your son. 289 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,800 Different rules. 290 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,136 Hey, he gave me all the pills, I told you. 291 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,538 It's over. Oh, man. 292 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,140 How many times in high school 293 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,642 did you give me "all" your weed? 294 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,378 Never, and now I'm gonna look through Mark's backpack. 295 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,646 Wait. 296 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,514 Before you go any further, 297 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,384 think about whether or not you want to violate his privacy 298 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,755 and destroy the trust you've been building for a lifetime. 299 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,757 Found it. 300 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,259 Uh, I cannot believe he lied to me. 301 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,594 And these are Logan's. Of course. 302 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:38,431 [ Sighs ] What we need to do is ask an expert 303 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,902 what these pills can do to somebody who doesn't need them. 304 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,071 Now, I don't want anything to happen to Mark, 305 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,006 so I'm gonna change into something tighter, 306 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,209 put on some makeup, and FaceTime that doctor I met today. 307 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,115 Logan, out. 308 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,616 Why? What did he do? 309 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:57,684 He gave you these. 310 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,352 Oh, there they are. 311 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,288 Uh, why were they in your backpack, Mark? 312 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,056 I was holding them for you, Logan. 313 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,092 I-I never said anything about a backpack. 314 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,426 Come on, you're both on speed. 315 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,428 You should be a lot sharper than this. 316 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,596 Sorry. 317 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:10,931 See you later. 318 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,399 No, you're not gonna see him later. 319 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,767 The next time you see him, he's gonna be a fat, 320 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,770 middle-aged man, married to his female best friend. 321 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,738 Oh, my God. You're really doing this? 322 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,407 You won't let me see my boyfriend? 323 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,109 You lied to me. I had to. 324 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,644 I can't compete at this school without the pills. 325 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,079 Well, then stop competing. 326 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,081 You don't have to be at the top of your class. 327 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,283 If you fall a little behind, it's not the end of the world. 328 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,919 Yes, it is. 329 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,921 Finishing in the top 10% of my school is the only chance 330 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,089 I have to get a scholarship to a good college. 331 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,958 But you're not eating, you're not sleeping -- 332 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,460 if you're already taking drugs to get through high school, 333 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,295 college is only gonna be worse. 334 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,497 You have got to find another way, all right? 335 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,000 You're a really smart kid, and I know you'll catch up. 336 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,401 No, I won't. 337 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,170 You know that cake Aunt Becky got me? 338 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,306 Well, you didn't have a genius. You just had a boy. 339 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:59,079 ** 340 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,780 Whatcha doing? 341 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,516 Doing a deep dive on Dr. Nash's Instagram. 342 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,818 I was starting to think, 343 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,620 "Why is a guy this great still single?" 344 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,356 That's exactly how they start every podcast 345 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,924 about a serial killer. 346 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,425 He can't be a serial killer. 347 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,794 He has an adorable Sheep-a-doodle and a boat. 348 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,930 So far so good. Any family? 349 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,698 Both parents dead. 350 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,201 No one to shame him for marrying below his station. 351 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:24,004 Promising. Anything else? 352 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,006 Okay, here we go. 353 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,608 Civil War re-enactor. 354 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,211 Hmm. Not necessarily bad. 355 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,812 Which side? 356 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,248 Uh, Gryffindor. 357 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,518 Here's a picture of him with a broom between his legs 358 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,687 running around a park. 359 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,955 I'm so sorry. 360 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,157 Ugh! 361 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,358 Is Jackie here? 362 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,960 She wanted to talk to me about something. 363 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,629 Jackie! Neville's here! 364 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,464 I want to see your expression when she comes in, 365 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,832 then we're outta here. 366 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:01,241 Ha! Too good. Let's go. 367 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,077 Let's face it, Neville -- I'm old. 368 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:07,280 I, uh -- I'm decaying as we speak. 369 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,218 What are you talking about? You just hurt your ankle. 370 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,353 No, it's much worse than that. 371 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,924 The doctor told me I'm not gonna heal fast because of my age. 372 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,259 And I never thought of myself as old, 373 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,695 but now I'm aware of all the changes that are going on. 374 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,899 I can barely see at night. I'm shrinking. 375 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,535 I don't think I hear all that well anymore. 376 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,437 You're responding to everything I'm saying. 377 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,572 Well, I must've learned how to read lips. 378 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,874 Exaggerate your vowels, would ya? 379 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:39,379 You are not old, you are crazy. 380 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,781 You deserve better, Neville. You should go with Helen. 381 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,851 Unlike me, she's got a lot of good years left on her. 382 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,753 I don't want her good years. 383 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,455 I want your good years. 384 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:52,259 Well, you missed them! You were 12! 385 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:55,895 Look, I have to go to work, but I will come by tonight, 386 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,464 and we'll talk more about this. 387 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,732 Fine. If you can't find me, look down, 388 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,734 as I'll probably be smaller. 389 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:07,107 ** 390 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,109 [ Laughs ] 391 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,412 You still watching the Flex Seal guy? 392 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,813 Oh. 393 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,816 I'll save you some time -- there's no plot twist. 394 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,152 Nothing leaks. 395 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,288 I'm not really watching. 396 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,056 What's wrong? 397 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,126 Mark's convinced himself that he can't keep up 398 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,429 at the magnet school without the pills. 399 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,231 Sounds like a no-brainer. 400 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,267 He's telling you he can't handle it -- yank him out. 401 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,170 Yeah, then I might be killing his future. 402 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,139 I think I'm just gonna keep him in the school 403 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,009 and hope he adjusts to the workload. 404 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,111 But I am gonna have to watch him like a hawk. 405 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,113 Well, what does that even mean? 406 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,115 You're gonna drug test him every day? 407 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,182 If I have to. 408 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,483 That's a nice bonding moment. 409 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,652 I think Norman Rockwell painted that. 410 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,622 It's called "A Specimen for Mother." 411 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,690 I don't -- I don't know what else to do. 412 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,792 It's not like he was doing it to get high. 413 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,494 He just wants a shot at a better life. 414 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,796 Well, you can also say a person is doing meth 415 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,834 just to save time brushing those difficult-to-clean teeth. 416 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,702 But there's gotta be a way of doing that 417 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,139 where you don't destroy yourself. 418 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,441 You don't want him to end up like your mother. 419 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,976 Well, it's not the same thing. 420 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,112 God, this is hard. 421 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,880 It is when you love them. 422 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,516 Well, you know, there's gotta be some way 423 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,518 that I can help him get through that magnet school. 424 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,820 I mean, I just can't take it away from him. 425 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,857 You're the mom. 426 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,161 Oh, look -- the Flex Seal guy's a giant now, 427 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,296 patching up the Hoover Dam. 428 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,331 Why isn't this guy running the country? 429 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:41,201 Way more qualified than that pillow guy. 430 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:46,973 I'm back. 431 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,308 [ Door closes ] 432 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,711 Uh, why all the copper bracelets? 433 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,013 Oh, it's good for the rheumatiz. 434 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,216 I ordered one with my name and address on it 435 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,685 so people could return me after I wander off. 436 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,420 [ Sighs ] 437 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,322 Okay. 438 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:06,726 I think I figured out that this is all about Helen. 439 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,428 I told you that. 440 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,097 Okay. 441 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,732 That's where I got it. Okay. 442 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:17,104 Well, I did something that I think will make you happy. 443 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,406 I got a friend of mine to hire Helen 444 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,608 at a small-animal practice downstate. 445 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,844 She'll be closer to Logan when he's in Oklahoma with his dad 446 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,413 and farther away from us. 447 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,715 Oh, thank you! 448 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,050 That does make me happy. 449 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,286 Oh, and it straightened out your Dowager's hump. 450 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,588 Yeah, I might have overreacted. 451 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,290 I think it comes from our age difference. 452 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,759 I didn't think it bothered me, but then Helen came along, 453 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,028 and I was bothered. 454 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,596 I get it. 455 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,064 But if anything, 456 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,134 you're the younger one in this relationship. 457 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,968 I mean, you drag me out of the house, 458 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,603 you push me to be more active. 459 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,071 I can barely keep up with you. 460 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,740 That was just an act I was putting on 461 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,208 because you're younger than me. 462 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,543 I don't want to be active. 463 00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:00,313 I want to sit and let myself go to hell. 464 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:03,716 Well, me too. Let's go to hell together. 465 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,618 Oh, that would be nice. 466 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,787 [ Both chuckle ] 467 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,223 [ Laughs ] 468 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,125 I'm gonna start to smell. 469 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,760 [ Both laugh ] 470 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,463 I work with zoo animals. I won't even notice. 471 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,231 Aww. 472 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,599 ** 473 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,833 [ Knock on door ] 474 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,769 Figured you might be hungry by now, 475 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,337 so I brought you a snack. 476 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,105 Sorry, can't take time to eat. 477 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,107 Your son who can't keep up has to kill himself 478 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,276 to get that C. 479 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,943 Yes, about that. 480 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,813 I know I made a big deal about you being on the dean's list, 481 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,783 and I am sorry if I put too much pressure on you, 482 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,518 but we will figure this out. 483 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,786 Yeah, you work on that. 484 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,590 How much coffee is too much coffee? 485 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,992 I feel dizzy and like my heart's gonna explode. 486 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,594 How much have you had? 487 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,961 I don't know. Like three of these. 488 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,363 That's crazy, Mark. 489 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,265 You can't drink that much coffee. 490 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,100 I've worked too hard to just throw this away. 491 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,803 I need something to stay up all night so I can study. 492 00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,706 Your hands are shaking. 493 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,040 Okay, that's it. You're done. 494 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,709 Don't take that. I need that. 495 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,110 I have to pass this class. 496 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,012 No, you don't. Why not? 497 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,016 Because I'm pulling you out of the magnet school 498 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,518 and re-enrolling you in public school. 499 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,520 No! No way! I can do this. 500 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,188 I wouldn't have to drink so much coffee 501 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,956 if you just let me take the stupid pills! 502 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,458 Look at yourself. 503 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,893 You're shaking, and you're begging for pills. 504 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,129 No school or grade or scholarship 505 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,464 is worth that, all right? 506 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,832 You're a smart kid. 507 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,467 You're just not cut out for this pace. 508 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,968 You don't understand the consequences, 509 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,570 so I'm just making a decision for you. 510 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,639 I do understand the consequences. 511 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,907 You're dooming me to a life of struggling like you guys. 512 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,544 No, lots of kids get into good colleges 513 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,811 from public schools. 514 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,847 And, yeah, we struggle, but we're also happy. 515 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,250 Is this your first day here? Who's happy? 516 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,018 I don't know, but somebody's got to be. 517 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,521 Your grandpa found Louise. 518 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,290 That's about it. 519 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,693 Fine. Pull me out of the school. 520 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,264 You know, Mark, you're gonna succeed wherever you go. 521 00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,767 I will, just not the way you want me to. 522 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,603 I'm gonna do whatever it takes to do better than the rest of you. 523 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,171 Nothing's gonna get in my way. 524 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,774 The rules no longer apply. Oh, really? 525 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,610 The rules do apply as long as you're under my roof. 526 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,178 I'm not gonna let you do anything stupid, 527 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,781 but if you do, there will be consequences. 528 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,550 Until you're 18, and then you can be as stupid as you want, 529 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,686 and if the Conners before you are any indication, 530 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,854 it's gonna be Nobel Prize stupid. 531 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,056 I hate you. Then I'm doing my job. 532 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,330 You were right, Mom. I did say that to my kids one day. 533 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,369 The noise is coming from the trailer. 534 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,406 I'm gonna open the door, poke whatever's in there. 535 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,708 When it comes flying out at you, 536 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,243 you catch it in the bag. 537 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,045 I saw a guy do this on the news. 538 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,614 Did it work? 539 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,916 They didn't show that part. It was too graphic. 540 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,652 Ready? No! 541 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,921 Aah! 542 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,656 Ow! 543 00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,926 We're gonna need a bigger bag. 544 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,562 What the hell are you doing in there, Harris? 545 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,830 Trying to sleep. 546 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,231 Why aren't you at Aldo's? 547 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,166 Aldo said I can't stay there right now. 548 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,501 Please don't tell my mom. 549 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,169 She'd be impossible if she knew she was right. 550 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,938 Oh, and we can't have that. 551 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,940 All right, for the time being, you can stay in there. 552 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,775 I'll get you a space heater and some food. 553 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:16,909 Thank you. 554 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,145 And you can have this stick to feel safe. 555 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,947 Don't need it. 556 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,949 Aldo gave me this. 557 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,518 You might want to knock next time.