1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:04,221 ♪♪ 2 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:06,832 Hey. What'd the insurance guy say about the roof? 3 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:09,835 Well -- and I think I've said this virtually every time 4 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:11,228 we've had to deal with insurance -- 5 00:00:11,272 --> 00:00:13,056 we're not covered. 6 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,058 Yeah, and unfortunately, we're gonna have to 7 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:18,670 make the repairs because there are more storms coming. 8 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:21,064 Well, [sighs] looked at everything up there. 9 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,283 Repairs aren't gonna be cheap. 10 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:23,719 It's at least $3,000 to patch that area 11 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,199 where the roof broke away. 12 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,331 I'll grab a tarp from the car. 13 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,290 There goes our honeymoon money. 14 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:30,508 [ Door opens, closes ]I'm sorry, babe. 15 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:32,249 But the good news is, after the work's done, 16 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:35,383 we'll know the house is worth at least $3,000. 17 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:38,212 This makes no sense. I mean, how do they get away 18 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,344 with not covering tornado damage? 19 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:42,216 I didn't read the fine print. 20 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:43,913 But that's because my health insurance 21 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:45,567 doesn't cover vision. 22 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:46,785 [ Door opens, closes ]Which I didn't know 23 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:49,223 'cause I couldn't read the fine print. 24 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:50,789 Huh, huh, huh, huh, ohh! 25 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:53,140 Uh, Mark, you want a ride to school when I'm done? 26 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,358 Oh. There's no school today. 27 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,578 It's closed for a teacher work day. 28 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:58,101 And quit trying to butter up my kids. 29 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,799 It's interfering with me trying to make them hate you. 30 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,149 [ Snaps fingers ] 31 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,151 I'm still going, though, because they leave 32 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,543 the library open so you can study, 33 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,197 but I'll just walk. 34 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,894 I'm gonna meet my friends there. 35 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,200 Since when do you have friends? 36 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:11,201 Name one. 37 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:12,724 Mr. Vasily. 38 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:14,117 Isn't that the lunchroom guy? 39 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:17,033 Yeah, but he gives me extra tater tots, 40 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,513 and I'm helping him become a citizen. 41 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:21,211 Uh, do you have any friends that aren't in danger 42 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,908 of being deported? 43 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:24,388 If you're having trouble making friends at the new school, 44 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:25,824 you should join some clubs. 45 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,348 Or just change who you are completely 46 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:30,177 so you're not such a sad bag of dork.[ Door opens, closes ] 47 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:31,352 Look, if you need to make a friend, 48 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:32,353 here's what you do. 49 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:34,050 Join a -- Mom, just stop. 50 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,399 I-I don't need to do anything. 51 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,314 I'll work it out. See you later. 52 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:42,711 Well, give Mark some time. 53 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:43,973 He'll make friends. 54 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:46,236 No. It's been two months at the new school 55 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,803 and nobody's called him to do anything. 56 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:50,327 All he does is watch TV and do homework. 57 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:52,199 He's adjusting. That's all. 58 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:54,244 He hasn't figured out if he's a soch or a jock 59 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:56,028 or an emo or a goth. 60 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:58,640 I know. How will he know which group to rumble with 61 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,424 behind the drive-in? 62 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:01,947 I'm just saying, if it were really a problem, 63 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,210 you know he'd come to you. 64 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:06,343 I appreciate that, but this is no longer your concern. 65 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:09,085 If you wanted to play daddy, then you should have married me. 66 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,174 Yes. My mistake. 67 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:14,003 I could have had those sweet tones in my ear 68 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:15,439 every morning. 69 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:16,832 You know, before I opened the door 70 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:19,226 and ran screaming into traffic. 71 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,227 Oh. Well, there's the door. 72 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:23,186 You don't want to miss rush hour. 73 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,405 Always a treat. Ta-ta. 74 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:29,453 --Captions by VITAC-- 75 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:37,331 ♪♪ 76 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:45,426 ♪♪ 77 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:53,608 ♪♪ 78 00:02:53,651 --> 00:03:01,442 ♪♪ 79 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:06,360 Excuse me. This isn't Thousand Island. 80 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,231 It's just ketchup and mayonnaise. 81 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,146 In the store, it has relish. 82 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,062 Here's a pickle and a knife. 83 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:14,498 And if you could make enough for the whole restaurant, 84 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,065 we'd appreciate it. 85 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:19,590 Hey, we're a sports bar now. 86 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,462 We're gonna have a lot more customers. 87 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:23,377 You have got to stay cool. 88 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,595 I'm sorry. 89 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,902 I'm just so pissed because I've been doing so great 90 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:29,383 in my abnormal psychology class, 91 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:32,037 and I didn't get picked for anybody's study group. 92 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:34,301 They probably think I'm old and boring and stupid. 93 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:38,435 Old, boring, stupid people play a huge role in college. 94 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,524 You can't graduate in the "top half" of a class 95 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:42,874 unless there's a bottom half. 96 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:45,312 Is there somebody at school you can complain to? 97 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:47,966 Yeah. There's a girl, Lucy, who coordinates the groups. 98 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,968 Well, then, get her on the phone and give her hell. 99 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,364 [ Line rings, cellphone whooshes ] 100 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:56,453 Hey, Lucy. Hey, Becky. 101 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:59,326 Bet you didn't even think I knew how to use FaceTime, right? 102 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:01,719 Because I'm so old. 103 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:04,331 That's why you didn't want me in your study groups. 104 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:05,854 It's just that we figured you were busy 105 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:08,160 with your job or your kid. 106 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:10,032 Everybody wanted you in their study group. 107 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,687 Really? 108 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:15,559 Oh. That makes me so happy. 109 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:18,432 I have a lot to contribute to abnormal psychology. 110 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,999 Everyone in class realized that they were dating 111 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:23,001 someone from one of the chapters? 112 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:26,570 I'm old. I've dated, like, all the chapters. 113 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:27,571 That's awesome. 114 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,530 Well, there's a group meeting at noon. 115 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,140 I'll let the study captain know you're joining. 116 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:32,576 Thank you so much. 117 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:33,664 [ Cellphone whooshes ] 118 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,318 I need the afternoon off. 119 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,798 Today?! 120 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:39,453 I didn't realize they were gonna drag your stupid old ass off 121 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:41,498 to a study group right away. 122 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,587 There's a game tonight. 123 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:46,590 We're gonna be doing moonshine shots for a quarter. 124 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:49,506 We're bringing in the trailer park crowd. 125 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,378 Please. 126 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:53,510 I'll figure out something. 127 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,120 Oh, thank you. 128 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:57,732 Don't worry. I will be here for last call. 129 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,168 I went to rehab. 130 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:01,388 I know the difference between guys who need Narcan 131 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:03,520 and the ones who are just napping. 132 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:07,742 ♪♪ 133 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:08,960 Hey. 134 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:10,527 Oh, hey. If you're looking for Jackie, 135 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,181 I think she's at the restaurant. 136 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:14,618 Actually, I came over to talk to you. 137 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:16,446 Can you give me any ideas 138 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:19,057 on how to entertain a 14-year-old boy? 139 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:21,712 Neville, this might be a bigger conversation. 140 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:22,931 Come on, I'm serious. 141 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:25,368 A-A friend of mine is going through a rough divorce 142 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:28,066 and asked if her son could stay with me for a few weeks, 143 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:31,592 and I felt bad for her, so I said okay. 144 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:32,854 Oh. Well, that was sweet. 145 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:35,509 Yeah, but he doesn't know anybody in Lanford, 146 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,554 so I have to bring him to work. 147 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,600 I let him shave a monkey for surgery. 148 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,950 I mean, what kid wouldn't enjoy that? 149 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:44,648 Never even put down his phone. 150 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:46,520 No. This is perfect. 151 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,826 Mark is having a hard time making friends 152 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,175 at his new school. 153 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,438 He could use somebody to hang with. 154 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:52,830 Oh, that's fantastic. 155 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:55,311 Yeah. The only thing is Mark is super sensitive 156 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,660 about not having any friends, 157 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:59,184 so I have to think of a casual way 158 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:01,317 for him to meet your friend's kid. 159 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,537 Hmm. 160 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,799 Alright. 161 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:07,671 You and Mark are having lunch at The Lunch Box. 162 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:10,108 Suddenly, the brakes on my car go out, 163 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:12,894 and I skid to a stop right in front of the restaurant. 164 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:14,417 I pretend to have a heart attack -- 165 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,637 it turns out just to be anxiety -- 166 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,553 but I send Logan into The Lunch Box 167 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:20,684 to call for an ambulance. 168 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,338 He meets Mark. 169 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,079 They find out they have a lot in common 170 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:26,560 and become friends. 171 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,475 What do you think? 172 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,912 Or... 173 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:33,088 I get Mark to The Lunch Box, 174 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:36,657 and you and Logan are looking for a place to get pie. 175 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,311 You think the kids are gonna buy that? 176 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:41,226 ♪♪ 177 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:43,968 [ Laughing ] 178 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:47,363 Becky. 179 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,147 You said you were gonna be done with your study group 180 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:50,888 like 30 minutes ago. 181 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:53,369 I need you to go over the meat and poultry order 182 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,502 'cause, uh, I'm not sure if I got too much. 183 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:57,547 We're talking about Kluver-Bucy Syndrome. 184 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:58,679 It's fascinating. 185 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,158 It's people who have the urge 186 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:03,684 to have a sexual relationship with an inanimate object. 187 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:07,296 Well, a lamp won't steal your Social Security number, 188 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:09,429 buy an RV, and drive to Mexico. 189 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:13,955 Just get over here as soon as you can, okay? 190 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,176 [ Cellphone dings ] 191 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,091 Neville's texting you. 192 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:21,745 Oh, he is? 193 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:25,662 Oh. Oh, he says he's stopping by for pie. 194 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:27,708 Does he text you every time he wants dessert? 195 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,666 [ Chuckles lightly ] Yes. 196 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,496 Um, a-also he says he's taking care of 197 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,759 a friend's kid and, I'll be darned, 198 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:37,413 he's the same age as you. 199 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,675 "You'll be darned"? 200 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:41,156 Okay, what kind of crap are you pulling this time? 201 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:43,898 What, just because I used an old-fashioned phrase, 202 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:45,943 I'm "Miss Shady Pants"? 203 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:48,642 Okay, fine. But this kid's parents 204 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,557 are going through a really bad divorce. 205 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,080 He doesn't know anybody out here. 206 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:53,647 You're having trouble making friends. 207 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:54,996 So you're gonna force me to hang out 208 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:55,997 with a kid I don't know. 209 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,912 Hey, I had problems making friends 210 00:07:57,955 --> 00:07:59,304 when I was your age, too. 211 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:00,871 And I wouldn't let anybody help me. 212 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,656 Because of it, I spent a lot of time alone, 213 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,527 and I ended up marrying the first guy 214 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,355 that was interested in hanging out with me. 215 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,661 But it was all worth it because I had 216 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:09,532 two really annoying kids. 217 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,795 So, get it together, take the help, 218 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:12,883 and make a friend here. 219 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,145 [ Door opens ] 220 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,670 Hi. Hey! What? 221 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:19,194 Well, isn't this a fun coincidence 222 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:20,891 that we were in the neighborhood? 223 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:23,633 [ Chuckles ] Uh, Logan, this is Mark. 224 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,243 And how old are you, Mark? 225 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:26,636 The same age as Logan. 226 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,420 I'll be darned. 227 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:30,161 He's onto us. Sit down. 228 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:35,602 So, Logan, Neville says 229 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,168 you're gonna be here for a little while. 230 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:39,475 What kind of things do you like to do? 231 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,694 I don't know. 232 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:42,565 Play video games, I guess? 233 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:45,699 Not shave animals. Oh. 234 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,788 Well, that's great. 235 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,703 Mark doesn't like to shave animals, either, 236 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:51,835 and he likes video games. 237 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:54,795 He went to a computer camp where he made his own game. 238 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:55,796 Tell him, Mark. 239 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:58,059 I made a game called "Rabbit Dash." 240 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:00,888 There was a rabbit and, spoiler alert, it dashed. 241 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,281 I was supposed to go to camp. 242 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:06,067 My dad's cheating and my mom's drinking screwed it up. 243 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,634 But the important thing is, 244 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:10,288 "They both love me and that will never change." 245 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:12,464 Oh, so you're a kid whose family broke up. 246 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:15,293 What a unique and special tale. 247 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:16,512 Can we just go? 248 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,689 No, stay. I-I'm buying lunch. 249 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:22,126 Mark, why don't you help me get some water for the table? 250 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:29,003 Why are you acting like a rude and insensitive jerk? 251 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,831 Because I told you I didn't want this 252 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:33,398 and you're continuing to push me anyway. 253 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:35,662 How would you feel if I went to the mall 254 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,229 and brought back some random adult for you to play with? 255 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,709 Well, if you narrow it down 256 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,406 to men in their 40s with teeth and a job, 257 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,799 I'll take whatever you bring back. 258 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,932 ♪♪ 259 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,066 ♪♪ 260 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,720 Sorry about what I said. 261 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,722 It wasn't about you. It's just... 262 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:55,856 I was mad because my mother's always in my business. 263 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,292 I get it. 264 00:09:57,335 --> 00:10:00,425 My mother dropped me off with this goofy dude for a month. 265 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,297 Yeah, but I should know better. 266 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,864 My parents are divorced, too. 267 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:04,995 It sucks. 268 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,910 Tell me about it. 269 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,478 My dad's moving to Oklahoma. 270 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:12,046 I'm gonna have to go to a new school out there. 271 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,746 I'll have to come out to everyone all over again. 272 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,530 Oh. 273 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,837 Yeah. Yeah, that's the worst. 274 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,710 I just had to do that at my new school. 275 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:24,711 How did you do it? 276 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:28,845 Well, somebody asked me if I was gay and I said, "Yeah." 277 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,020 Good story, man. 278 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,500 I know, right? 279 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:34,721 Listen, um, we've been doing movie nights at my house 280 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,679 a few nights a week. Why don't you come over? 281 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:40,509 Only if you tell me more of your epic stories. 282 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,511 Oh, I have a lot more. 283 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:43,947 Like this one time, 284 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:44,818 a kid asked me if I was straight 285 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,733 and I said, "No." 286 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,084 ♪♪ 287 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,476 We need to talk. 288 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,827 Oh, sorry I missed work today. 289 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:56,133 We all got lost in Freud. 290 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:59,049 Some pretentious ass talked about the Electra Complex 291 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,834 for an hour. 292 00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,139 It was me! 293 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,925 I was the pretentious ass! 294 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,144 It just feels so good to learn about all these things 295 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,493 I never knew about. 296 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,843 Look, Becky, I'm really glad 297 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,496 that you love going to college, 298 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,933 but we're finally doing great, 299 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:15,283 and you're disappearing on me. 300 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:18,503 I wanted to do this with family, like I did with Roseanne. 301 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:21,289 I know, but a lot has happened since we started. 302 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,074 Rehab, and now college... 303 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:27,295 I hate that I feel this way, but for the first time, 304 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,384 I can see other things in my future, 305 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,516 and I'm excited about that. 306 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,822 So, what are you saying? 307 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:36,130 I'm saying that I don't want to keep letting you down, 308 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:39,786 so maybe I should go part-time 309 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:43,441 and you should find someone who wants to run a restaurant. 310 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,922 Come on, remember how excited we were 311 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,968 when we were chasing the dream? 312 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,448 We stole from my mom, I slapped Darlene, 313 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,842 we bribed a councilman, 314 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:57,412 and now you're saying that the fun is over? 315 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,805 Mostly for me. 316 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,197 But you found your path. 317 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,504 You're the queen of stew. 318 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,029 I guess it's meant to be. 319 00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:08,902 I'll always be here if you need me. 320 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,120 And you've got Neville. 321 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:14,037 Yeah, but he only wants to be involved up to a point. 322 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,473 He's a vet. 323 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,867 He's saving cows. I'm dicin' 'em up 324 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,826 and throwing 'em in with carrots. 325 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,786 You got this, Jackie. 326 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,223 And the holidays are coming up. 327 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:30,184 I'm sure we're gonna find another reason to slap Darlene! 328 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,186 [ Chuckles ] 329 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,231 Oh! Another fun fact -- 330 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,494 did you know that no one in "Casablanca" ever says, 331 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:39,019 "Play it again, Sam"? Huh? 332 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:42,239 That's a lot of fun facts for being 10 minutes into a movie. 333 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,938 Well, congratulations, Logan. 334 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,723 Yeah! Only hanging around here for three weeks 335 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,421 and you're officially a snide little putz. 336 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,684 Thank you. It comes easy 337 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,818 when you're hanging out with a pretentious, old gas-bag. 338 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,212 John Mahoney said that last night in "Moonstruck." 339 00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,866 Fun fact. 340 00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:03,783 I'm going to get popcorn. 341 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,874 Don't get up. It's just me. 342 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,615 Not interfering. 343 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:11,703 How's it going? 344 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,270 Watching a movie. Nothing to see here. 345 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,055 Move along. 346 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,665 I'm going to see my psychic. 347 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,928 Anybody want anything from the future? 348 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,583 Alright, I thought that was funny. Bye. 349 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,326 [ Both laugh ] 350 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,983 Can we just blow off the movie and go up to your room? 351 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,767 And do what? 352 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,031 You know, hang out. 353 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,643 Oh. 354 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,994 Right. Gotcha. 355 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,473 You mean right now? 356 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,301 Yeah, before Ben gets back 357 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,695 and tells us fun facts about popcorn. 358 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,656 Have you ever had a boyfriend? 359 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:55,095 Well, I kissed one guy and a girl made me give her a hickey, 360 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,706 so I'm more of a player. 361 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,927 Don't worry about it. I know what to do. 362 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,972 I had a boyfriend all last year. 363 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,802 You know, if you want to. 364 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,022 Yeah. Yeah, I want to. 365 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,372 I just didn't know that you want to. 366 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,679 Now that I know that you want to, I want to, too. 367 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,029 I think I'm a little nervous. 368 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,292 Saying "I want to" a lot. 369 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:22,035 ♪♪ 370 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,037 [ Sighs ] We can watch the end again 371 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,995 when Logan can stay longer, okay? 372 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,257 Now, you guys could've seen the whole thing 373 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,129 if you hadn't been up there for half an hour. 374 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,608 Yeah, I know. 375 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,700 Do you think that Ingrid Bergman 376 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,398 is gonna forget about Humphrey Bogart 377 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,008 when she has to leave? 378 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,140 No. 379 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,837 That's what makes it so heartbreaking. 380 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,622 She has to go even though they still love each other. 381 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,929 But at least he's still got his other friends from the movie, 382 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,540 like, uh, Signor Ugarte, huh? 383 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,151 [ Imitating Peter Lorre ] "Rick, hide me! 384 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,587 Do something! You must help me! 385 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,023 Rick!" 386 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,111 [ Both laugh ] 387 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,634 Don't do that with anyone else. 388 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:57,635 It's disturbing. 389 00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,943 [ Laughs ] 390 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:06,079 But sh-she might forget him, right? 391 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,950 [ Instrumental music playing] 392 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,386 Alright. 393 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,040 [ TV turns off ] 394 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,651 What's going on, pal? 395 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,827 I was just wondering -- 396 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,221 when you know someone has to leave and you really like them, 397 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:23,052 and all you've done is kiss, is it stupid... 398 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:26,099 to do more so they don't forget you? 399 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,623 Is this about you and Logan? 400 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:29,841 Yeah. 401 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,582 Okay. 402 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:34,237 At this point in the discussion, I'm obliged to say 403 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,325 that this is the sort of thing 404 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,023 you usually discuss with your mom. 405 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,372 No, no, this is different. 406 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,547 She treats me like a kid, 407 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:42,593 and I think this would make her flip out. 408 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,335 Logan's going back to Oklahoma for the whole school year. 409 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,381 I don't want him to forget about me. 410 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,991 Yeah, but you guys haven't even known each other 411 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,471 for that long. 412 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,863 And, hey, you don't want to be pressured 413 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:55,258 into doing anything just 'cause he's leaving. 414 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,043 Are you sure you don't want to talk to your mom? 415 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,609 No. She won't listen. 416 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,830 She doesn't get it. She'll just ruin everything. 417 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:05,138 Well, your mom and I have had our issues, 418 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:08,141 so I'm not the most objective, 419 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:12,797 but I do think that your mom always means well 420 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:17,063 when she's, you know, destroying lives. 421 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,455 ♪♪ 422 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,070 What are you still doing here? 423 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,159 Movie night's over, we're not getting married, 424 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,161 go get your coffee at the gas station. 425 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,727 Bye. [ Clears throat ] 426 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:33,166 I'm here because Mark and I had a little talk tonight. 427 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:36,082 We were watching "Casablanca" and he told me 428 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,692 that he and Logan might be at the beginning 429 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,172 of a beautiful relationship. 430 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,174 Oh, my God. That's so cute. 431 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,263 They have a crush on each other? 432 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,916 Oh, it's more than a crush. 433 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,268 They were kissing up in Mark's bedroom. 434 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,921 Mark really likes this guy, 435 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:53,186 and he is seriously thinking about going further. 436 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:55,492 Going further? 437 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:56,972 He's only 14. 438 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,408 He told you all this? 439 00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,975 Yeah. 440 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,065 He's afraid that Logan will forget about him if he doesn't. 441 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,154 Why is he even coming to you? 442 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,287 This wouldn't have happened if you weren't hanging out here 443 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,289 all the time. My God, Get a life. 444 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,768 This isn't about me. 445 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,770 This is about how you hammer your kids 446 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,511 into doing what you want them to do. 447 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,339 No. I don't always hammer them. 448 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,863 Sometimes I manipulate, sometimes I coerce, 449 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,562 and when times are good, I bribe. 450 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,868 But I don't have to do any of that with Mark. 451 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,349 We talk about everything. 452 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,221 Why didn't you just tell him to come to me? 453 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,657 I did. He didn't want to. 454 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,441 That doesn't make any sense. 455 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,357 He said you wouldn't listen, that you wouldn't understand, 456 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,576 and that you would just come in 457 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,230 and ruin everything with Logan. 458 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,276 That sounds like Harris. 459 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,843 I know. Doesn't it? 460 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,195 What's wrong? 461 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,110 Well, Mark didn't tell me that he's got a boyfriend, 462 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:51,287 and I'm afraid that he's gonna have sex. 463 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,507 How long have we been doing this? 464 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,596 I come in, I ask what's wrong, you say "nothing," 465 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,119 I grab my beer, and leave. 466 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,339 Now, what's wrong? 467 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:02,168 Nothing.That's what I'm talking about. 468 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:08,304 ♪♪ 469 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,349 Hey. 470 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,264 How's it going? 471 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:14,267 Good. How's it going with you? 472 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,007 Good. 473 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:22,188 How's Logan doing? 474 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,711 Good. 475 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,930 Good. 476 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,019 I like Logan. 477 00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:30,370 I like Logan, too. 478 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,588 A lot. 479 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,549 You know, that's kind of how your dad and I met. 480 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:38,029 His family was having problems. 481 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,814 But I was lucky. He didn't have to leave, 482 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:43,687 like Logan, so I didn't feel like I had to rush things. 483 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,995 You were lucky. 484 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:49,432 A person in a different situation might be thinking 485 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,739 about doing stuff with somebody because they're going away 486 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,610 and that person doesn't want them to forget them. 487 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:58,398 Now I'm sure you're gonna tell me what you think. 488 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,182 Oh, it doesn't matter what I think. 489 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,793 I'm just here to listen. 490 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,012 [ Laughs ] 491 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,318 This must be killing you. 492 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,580 You have no idea. 493 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:09,322 This is, like, my worst nightmare. 494 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,627 I appreciate the effort, 495 00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,977 so I'm gonna put you out of your misery. 496 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,763 I decided to slow things way down. 497 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:18,766 Thanks for trusting me to make my own decision. 498 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,071 No. Why wouldn't I trust you? 499 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:21,203 You're a smart kid. 500 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,248 You know that doing something 501 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,598 that you're not physically and emotionally ready for 502 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,991 would have serious consequences. 503 00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,341 But that's your call. 504 00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:34,390 But, when Logan leaves, it's gonna hurt. 505 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,827 It will. 506 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,220 But you will be okay. 507 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,875 And if you're not, I'd be happy to talk to you about it 508 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,833 in vague terms so that neither one of us knows 509 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,227 what the hell we're talking about. 510 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,403 I'd like that. 511 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,496 Jeez, is there no time of day 512 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,237 you don't come in the kitchen? 513 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,978 It's okay, you can stay. 514 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:02,288 And, uh, I owe you an apology. 515 00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:05,291 Thank you for telling me what Mark said. 516 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,596 We just had a good talk. 517 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,730 Actually, he talked and I listened. 518 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:12,385 You know what? I didn't care for it. 519 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,387 I'm glad things worked out. 520 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,432 Thank you. 521 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:20,741 So, are you, uh, seeing anyone yet? 522 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,743 Will my answer determine which cup of coffee 523 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,614 has the poison in it? 524 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,399 No. 525 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,967 I am not. 526 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:31,186 But I did meet a nice woman 527 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,970 at the hardware store the other day. 528 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,235 But she was in her 70s. 529 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,542 But her daughter was smoking hot. 530 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,154 See? 531 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,331 We hate each other, but we're having fun. 532 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,028 ♪♪ 533 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,076 For those who I haven't talked to yet, 534 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,774 thank you for joining Second Chances. 535 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,516 I took this work-study job as a mentor 536 00:20:56,559 --> 00:21:00,346 because I know that getting your GED in this program 537 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,304 will change your life. 538 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,740 Is this your house? 539 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,482 No, it's my dad's. I live in the basement. 540 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:09,355 I'm pregnant and haven't even graduated high school 541 00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:11,226 and I have my own apartment. 542 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,402 Well, good for you. 543 00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:16,362 The point is, I want to help you 544 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:18,581 because I don't want you to have to start over 545 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,366 when you're my age. 546 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,324 What are you, like 35? 547 00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:25,588 I'm just gonna go ahead and say it -- 548 00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,286 you're my favorite.