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Jackie: So, since your mom
used to handle the holidays,

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I thought we should
talk about a game plan

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for Thanksgiving
and Christmas.

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Oh, I say we follow
the Conner tradition --

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spend every dime we have
on Halloween,

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and then we have nothing
to be thankful for

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or buy gifts with.

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Hi, Mom.
Hi, Aunt Jackie.

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Hi.
Hey. How was school?

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Good.
We're learning about democracy.

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Oh, it's a class
in ancient history, eh?

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We're doing projects
about the election.

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I'm gonna
take a poll at the mall

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to see how people voted.

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Oh, good,
my 11-year-old

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approaching strangers
at the mall.

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Why don't we
double down

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and just have you
hitchhike there?

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No, you're taking me.

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Oh, I-I-I can't.

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I have to work that day.

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I didn't tell you
what day it was.

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Oh, you didn't?

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Well, let's not
get bogged down

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in he said, she said.

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All right,
what day is it?

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Saturday.
How about that?

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I actually
have to work that day.

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Well, I'm free on Saturday.
I'd love to help.

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I think it's great
that you're hungry to learn

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about how democracy
is supposed to work,

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'cause it's up to you
young people

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to snatch it back
from special interests

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and breathe new life
into this noble experiment

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that we call America.

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Guys, you got to see this.

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[ Sports chatter on TV ]

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Why is he outside?

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He's watching TV.

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Well, yes,
that's the obvious explanation.

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Now let's dig
a little deeper.

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I think the shock
of losing your mom

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has worn off
and now he's just depressed,

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but he doesn't
want us to see it.

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Well, watching TV
from the porch

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is not a good way
to hide it.

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He's been isolating himself
from the family more and more.

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Before you know it,
he'll be across the street.

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[ Clears throat ]

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Oh, he'll go as far
as that remote will let him.

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Hey, Dad.

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What's up?

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Watching TV
from the porch.

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Cool.

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Quick question.
Why?

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I wanted to watch TV,
and I'm getting some fresh air.

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Also looking
for a little alone time.

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Don't mind us.

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Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that's healthy.

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Yeah.

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I'm glad
you feel that way.

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But we won't know
until we test it.

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[ Metal clinking ]

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Okay, if you're gonna
track me like a wounded animal,

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do the decent thing
and shoot me, would you?

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Dan, you can't avoid
our love.

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You've been through
a huge loss.

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Tell us
what you're feeling.

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Give it to us.

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All right.

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I am having
a very strong feeling.

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My sister-in-law
is badgering me,

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and I want her
to leave my garage.

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Maybe you don't
want to talk to us,

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but you got to
talk to somebody.

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I went to a support group
when Mark died.

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It really helped me.

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I still go sometimes.

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There you go.
Tell him what you got out of it.

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Well, I talked to nice, old men
who have tennis bracelets,

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but no one to wear them.

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See?

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It says "Tiffany,"

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but that's
just the wife's name.

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I find that the guys
on my crew get jealous

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when I wear my diamonds,
so that's out.

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I'll call you
if I need you.

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Uh, you left your phone
by the bike.

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Exactly.

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♪♪

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"The Conners" is recorded

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in front of
a live studio audience.

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Okay, ladies,
now that I'm back,

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I want to show you all
how Mary's hair should be done.

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It's a simple
10-step process

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that should take no longer
than three hours.

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Uh, looking at my hair,
did you ever think

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I had a realistic chance
of getting hers right?

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Okay, the car's all packed up
to head back to the base.

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Oh, remember
we have to stop by the PX

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to get Mary
some new church clothes.

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We don't go to church.

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Excuse me?

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What does she mean
by that?

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Who knows?
Kids have rich fantasy lives.

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They have dragons
for friends.

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When was the last time
she was in church?

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It's funny, the tricks
time can play on you.

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How long?

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I'm gonna say
about a year.

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How long?

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Two years.

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Two years?

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That's almost the whole time
I was gone.

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Well, in D.J.'s defense,

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you know we've never really been
religious people.

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I mean, we pray,
but it's usually just,

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"Rub-a-dub-dub,
thanks for the grub," or...

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...you know, asking for
a little help at the track.

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Well, some of us
go regularly.

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I take my mother to services
every Sunday

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just to remind God
she's still here

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in case
he forgot to take her.

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Well, you can gamble with
your souls if you want,

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but my family's
going to church.

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Aunt Darlene
doesn't make Mark and Harris go,

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so why do I have to?

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Because I said so.

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D.J., let's go.

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It's okay.
I've had a good life.

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Yeah, I didn't want
to correct him.

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Hey, so, my dad
will be here any minute.

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And remember,
he's kind of raw right now,

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but I do think
he really wants to talk.

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Just don't force it.

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We don't have to
yell "Surprise," do we?

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No. No. Just hang out, have fun,
don't make it weird.

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You know,
if this doesn't work,

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I know some guys
who play drums in the woods.

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They seem pretty happy.

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Yeah, let's try
beer and poker tonight,

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but we got that
in our back pocket.

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Right on.
Right on.

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He's here.
Everybody act casual.

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Jackie.

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Why is your car
blocking the driveway?

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No reason.

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Maybe we just wanted
you to come in

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through
the front door.
For no reason!

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Oh, good.

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Crazy people.

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I know I'm in the right house.

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-Hey!
-Hey!

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-There he is!
-Come on in.

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What are you guys
doing here?

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We're here
to play some poker.

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Yeah. Dwight here,
he finally got his check

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from when that street cleaner
ran him over.

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We're gonna take his money.

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It was a rough night.

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Kind of fell asleep
in the gutter.

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[ Laughs loudly ]

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That is some real guy talk!

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Okay, Dan,
you guys have a great game.

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There's no game.
Everybody go home.

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Come on,
we're all here.

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I said, "Go home."

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Oh.
Hang on a minute.

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Let me just go talk to him.

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I thought
I made it clear.

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I wanted
to be left alone.

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But, Dad,
these are your friends.

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We thought you could
just play some cards,

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maybe talk
about some things.

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I already told you, I don't
have anything to talk about,

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and I don't need my friends
sitting around here

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feeling sorry for me.

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It's not like that.

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Your daughter,
she's just worried about you.

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We know
what you're going through.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Chuck.

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I didn't realize
Anne-Marie was dead.

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Oh, come on, Dan --

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Why doesn't everybody
just leave me the hell alone?!

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[ Sighs ]
[ Door closes ]

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Dan gonna be okay?

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Think so.

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Um, sorry I dragged you guys
all the way over here.

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Ah, it's okay.

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We already lied to our wives
to get the night out.

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We're gonna hit
the strip club.

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You're welcome to join us
if you want to.

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That's sweet.
I'll pass.

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Becky:
I'm getting my jacket!

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Now, you remember how,
back at the house,

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everybody was arguing
about religion.

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Well, the same thing
happens with politics

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because it's very personal,
it's very private.

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So, as a pollster,
your job is just remain neutral

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and just -- you know,
just record the answers.

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Okay?
Democracy in action.

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Go get 'em.

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Hello! I'm doing
a political poll for school.

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Are you voting
Democrat or Republican?
Democrat.

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Blue wave! 2020!

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Sorry!
[ Laughs ]

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Aunt Jackie,
you scared her.

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Yeah, sorry.
I just felt a rush of hope,

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and it just
got away from me.

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Carry on.

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Hi, I'm doing
a political poll for school.

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Are you registered as
a Democrat or Republican?

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Republican.

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Did you vote
for higher property taxes

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to pay for
funding of the arts?

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No.

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Uh, hi.

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I'm Jackie,
I'm the aunt of the pollster.

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Quick follow-up question.

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So, there's proof that

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communities
with more arts programs

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have less crime,

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and it enriches
our kids' lives,

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and you like kids, right?

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Nice bait,
but I'm not taking it.

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I work hard
to pay my property taxes,

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and there are
a lot more important things

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to spend money on

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than the city
wasting my taxes

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on a giant mural
of a crying polar bear

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underneath
a beach umbrella.

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He's not crying,
he's sweating.

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So, you've never
wasted money,

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you and that
ridiculously huge pretzel.

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You want to talk
about wasting money?

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How about Obamacare?

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How about the wall?

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Benghazi.
Collusion.

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Fake news.
Fake news!

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Thank you!

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Aunt Jackie, we're not
supposed to take sides.

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You're messing up
the poll.

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I know. I get it.

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Ohh, here we go!

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Oh, I figured
you'd show up.

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I'll make up the couch for you.

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I just need some help.

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Oh, sure.

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Right after
I get Dad out of his depression,

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do the laundry,

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make an ice-age diorama
of Illinois

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for Mark's class.

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Maybe while
I'm helping everybody,

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I can strap a broom to my ass
and sweep the kitchen.

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I can put these socks
in a ball for you.

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Oh, thanks. That was the thing
I was most concerned about.

260
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All right, what's up?

261
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,000
I need you and Dad
to go to church,

262
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,540
and I need you
to bring Mark and Harris.

263
00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:35,920
What? Why?

264
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,290
So that Mary
will want to go.

265
00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:39,620
I'm sorry, Deej.
You know, it's like,

266
00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:41,380
the whole
organized religion thing,

267
00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:43,210
it's up to you if you want
to believe there's a God,

268
00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:44,920
but I can't turn my back
on my atheism.

269
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,080
It's the only thing
I believe in.

270
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,960
Mary and Geena used to love
to go to church together.

271
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,920
This was huge for them.

272
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,290
And I wrecked it.

273
00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:54,250
Well, then,
you should fix it.

274
00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:57,040
Come on. Please?

275
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,000
Oh, God.

276
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,120
Yes!
Just like that,

277
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,000
only louder
and like you believe it!

278
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,380
Just once
to fake the kid out.

279
00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:09,460
Thank you!
Thank you!

280
00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:11,670
Yeah, get off me.
Oh, sorry.

281
00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:13,580
And just so you know,
it's gonna be me and Mark.

282
00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:15,880
Harris is doing community
service for her school.

283
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,120
There's a red tide,

284
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,500
and she's shoveling dead fish
out of Lake Michigan.

285
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:21,710
Lucky.

286
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,290
Welcome to the group,
friend.

287
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,460
What's your name?
Dan.

288
00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:31,000
But everybody
just keep going.

289
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,170
I'm good.

290
00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:34,080
That's okay.

291
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,170
No pressure to talk here.

292
00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:38,620
So, what
brings you here, Dan?

293
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,750
My wife died.

294
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,380
And?

295
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,960
I'm sorry. Were you looking
for something bigger?

296
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,750
No.

297
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,540
If you're like most of us here,
you're in pain,

298
00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:54,330
and I just figured
you needed someone to talk to.

299
00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:57,710
That's what
my family thinks.

300
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,500
And seeing as how I just blew up
at a bunch of my best friends,

301
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,120
maybe they're right.

302
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,710
But I'd just like to
listen for now.

303
00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:06,330
You know,
we have a saying.

304
00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:08,330
If you won't open up,
we can't come in.

305
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,960
What if I don't want you
to come in?

306
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,420
I understand your fears,
but I want you to know

307
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,290
I've been coming here
for 20 years now,

308
00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:18,380
and it really helps.
Oh, my God,

309
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,330
I can't come back here
for 20 years.

310
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,330
I'll talk.

311
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,670
What am I supposed to say?

312
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,790
Tell us
what's bothering you.

313
00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:31,210
I don't know.

314
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,000
You know
when you're a little kid,

315
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,540
and they tell you
in Sunday school

316
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:37,170
to live right, be a good person,
say your prayers,

317
00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:40,040
and God will reward you?

318
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,580
I tried.

319
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,420
I mean,
I'm not just saying this.

320
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:46,500
I busted my ass
to play by the rules,

321
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,790
and here's my reward.

322
00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:50,210
I'm 66 years old,
and I get to live

323
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:53,540
the rest of my life
without the woman I love.

324
00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:55,960
God and I made a deal.

325
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,880
He did not come through
on his end.

326
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,330
Thanks for sharing, Dan.

327
00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:04,120
We hope
you keep coming back.

328
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,330
Anyone else
want to share?

329
00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:07,170
Uh, excuse me.

330
00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:08,790
A-Aren't you gonna come in?

331
00:14:11,290 --> 00:14:13,880
We came in
and listened.

332
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,000
Don't you feel better
now that you've shared?

333
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,960
No.

334
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,710
No, I don't.

335
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:22,040
Well, it takes time.

336
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,380
Paulie.

337
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:27,710
My wife is gone
20 years ago to the day,

338
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,880
and it still feels like
it was yesterday.

339
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,170
Now, I may have
told this story before,

340
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:33,460
but I picked up
this book --

341
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,880
I'm sorry to interrupt,
I'm sorry to interr--

342
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,460
I was gonna leave,
but then you stood up

343
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,710
and started talking,
and it got personal,

344
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,580
but I really didn't want
to stay for the whole thing.

345
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,960
Uh...

346
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,380
Here we are.

347
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:45,170
Uh...

348
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,710
Feel better, everybody.

349
00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:51,920
[ Door closes ]

350
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,330
Darlene says
we got to get going.
[ Sighs ]

351
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,330
Nothing like
having a grumpy atheist

352
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,580
wake you up
at 7:00 in the morning

353
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:06,210
telling you you're gonna be
late to church.

354
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:07,830
I'm gonna have to
meet you there.

355
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:09,540
I need a couple of minutes
to finish this bike

356
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:10,710
and load it
on the trailer.

357
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,460
You sold the bike?

358
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:14,830
Yeah.

359
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,040
I'm delivering it
to the new owner

360
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,920
right after church.

361
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,960
Your mom didn't want me
riding it, anyway.

362
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,380
She was afraid
I'd get killed

363
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,380
and she'd have
to raise you alone.

364
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,830
She said [As Roseanne]
"You helped make this mess,

365
00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,750
you're not
dumping it all on me."

366
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:30,960
[ Laughs ]

367
00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:38,960
[ Normal voice ] So,
when you lost Mark...

368
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,880
[ Refrigerator door closes ]
[ Sighs ]

369
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,380
...did you ever find a cure
for waking up every morning

370
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,290
and looking for him?

371
00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:51,420
Darlene and I got drunk
one night and talked about...

372
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:53,120
how I never really
sat still long enough

373
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,460
to make sense of it all.

374
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,460
So, I went home

375
00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:00,790
and parked myself
in a chair for a week,

376
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:04,540
and by blocking out
all the noise in my life,

377
00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:06,670
I got some clarity,

378
00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:09,830
and I figured out
how to move forward.

379
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,380
So, you did it
all by yourself?

380
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,710
Then why were you
pushing me to sit around,

381
00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:18,120
talk to a bunch of strangers
in a group?

382
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,460
Because
it kind of helped.

383
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,460
And everyone was
really concerned about you,

384
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:25,960
and I didn't want it to seem
like I didn't care.

385
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,040
Oh, so you don't care.

386
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,120
No.

387
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,290
I just know you.

388
00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:36,120
Nobody's gonna tell you
how to fix something.

389
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,170
Time to go.

390
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:42,460
How long
do we have to stay?

391
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,120
Just long enough
for God to see your face.

392
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,790
And by God,
I mean Geena.

393
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:52,920
♪♪

394
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,420
[ Indistinct conversations ]

395
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,210
So, when are we gonna
get back out there

396
00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:59,250
and finish
that polling project?

397
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,210
I kind of changed it
into an essay.

398
00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:04,290
It's about
how people don't listen.

399
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,290
They just
yell at each other.

400
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,380
And if we don't start listening
and being nicer,

401
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:09,710
we'll never be able
to get along.

402
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,000
I know.

403
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Those people at the mall
were complete jerks.

404
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,500
Welcome, everyone.
God is good.

405
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,920
All: All the time.

406
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,580
All the time?
All the time!

407
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:22,750
Conners: God is good.
Yeah, he's good.

408
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,670
You have
such a progressive church

409
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,080
to have a woman preacher.

410
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,120
Oh, the preacher
comes out later.

411
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,000
That's the deaconess.

412
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,380
Oh, so you mean
like an M.C.?

413
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:35,000
Oh. Oh.
I'm learning so much.

414
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,620
That's the deaconess.
Preacher comes out later.

415
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,710
That's the deaconess.
Preacher comes out later.

416
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,000
[ Snaps fingers ]
That's the deaconess.

417
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,670
The preacher
comes out later.

418
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,620
[ Mouths word ]

419
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:47,290
I would like to point out
that one of our congregation

420
00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:50,210
has just returned from
serving our country overseas.

421
00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:52,710
Geena Conner, would you stand
and be recognized?

422
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,750
[ Applause ]

423
00:17:56,380 --> 00:18:00,000
Baby, people stopped
raising the roof in 2005.

424
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,710
I understand that the rest
of the Conners are here, too.

425
00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,120
Stand up so we know who you are.

426
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:07,620
I'm just teasing.
We know who you are.

427
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,120
Okay, everyone,
would you please rise,

428
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,540
as we praise God
with a song?

429
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:15,960
[ Piano plays ]

430
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,120
All:
♪ This little light of mine ♪

431
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,250
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪

432
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,500
Deaconess: ♪ Yeah ♪

433
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,920
All:
♪ This little light of mine ♪

434
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,170
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪

435
00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,380
♪ Whoo ♪

436
00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:31,670
Whoo!
♪ This little light of mine ♪

437
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,170
Hey, I got your text.

438
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:36,330
What happened?

439
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:40,670
I wanted to help D.J.,
but I got to the church.

440
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,830
I just couldn't go in.

441
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,620
I'm not in a great place
with God right now.

442
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:49,670
Dad, you got to tell us
how we can help you.

443
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,920
You can't.

444
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,920
I have to do this myself.

445
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,460
But you're not.

446
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,080
You know,
you're not talking to us.

447
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,420
You're not talking
to your friends.

448
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,670
You won't go
to a meeting.

449
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,000
I went.

450
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,750
It was a bunch of people
yammering on

451
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,580
about how
they'll never get over

452
00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:06,710
the loss of
their husbands and wives.

453
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,710
From what I saw,
it was the fun ones who died.

454
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,000
All right, so...

455
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,080
what do we do now?

456
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:20,540
Well,
I don't know about you,

457
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:22,500
but I'm going for a ride.

458
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,210
Boy, I sure hope you got
a bicycle in here someplace.

459
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,210
Nope.

460
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:29,170
You're --
you're 65 years old.

461
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:31,120
You haven't ridden
in forever.

462
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,620
Why are you doing this?

463
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:35,120
Because I need to.

464
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,750
I'm gonna
get out on the road

465
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:39,710
and ride
till I feel better.

466
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,380
Or feel something.

467
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,420
Hitting the pavement
at 80 miles an hour,

468
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,380
you're definitely
gonna feel something.

469
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,500
Who knows.

470
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,210
Maybe God and I
will meet up at a bar,

471
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:53,000
and he'll pick up the tab.

472
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,380
He really owes me.

473
00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:56,960
All right.

474
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,330
How about this compromise?

475
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:01,210
You talk to God

476
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:03,290
while you're watching
"Easy Rider"

477
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,960
from your chair
in the front yard.

478
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,670
I love you.

479
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:07,830
[ Chuckles ]

480
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,000
Oh, you're so young.

481
00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:19,880
Uh, dad?
Yeah?

482
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,330
Say "hi" to Mom.

483
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:29,380
By the end
of the night,

484
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,460
I'm gonna own
that sweet motorcycle of yours.

485
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:31,790
It's not on table.

486
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:34,170
I'm having too much fun
riding it.

487
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,460
[ Rock music plays on speaker ]

488
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:37,920
That sounds
pretty good.

489
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,920
How come Anne-Marie wanted it
out of the house?

490
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,420
Eh, she's convinced
the Bluetooth speaker

491
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,790
is listening
and recording her recipes.

492
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:46,880
[ Laughter ]

493
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,500
Okay. Cards.

494
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,290
♪ Workin' in the coal mine ♪

495
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:54,040
♪ Goin' down, down, down ♪

496
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,420
♪ Workin' in the coal mine ♪

497
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,170
♪ Oops! About to slip down ♪

498
00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:58,880
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪

499
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,380
♪ Goin' down, down, down ♪

500
00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,040
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪

501
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,710
♪ Oops! About to slip down ♪

502
00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:06,040
Isn't this is great?
♪ Five o'clock in the mornin' ♪

503
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,960
Friends coming together.
♪ I'm already up and gone ♪

504
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,960
Singing about coal.

505
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,710
♪ Lord, I'm so tired ♪
Supporting each other
through song.

506
00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:15,420
♪ I'm too tired for havin' fun ♪
Love.

507
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:17,080
Man love.

508
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,620
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪

509
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,210
♪ Goin' down, down, down ♪

510
00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:21,710
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪

511
00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:23,420
♪ Oops! About to slip down ♪

512
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,210
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪

513
00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:26,500
♪ Goin' down, down, down ♪