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Jackie: What was this,
tuna casserole or potato salad?

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Darlene: Doesn't matter.
It's just stuff in mayonnaise.

3
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It's been three weeks
since Granny Rose's funeral.

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Why are people still
giving us casseroles?

5
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And why do people
bring casseroles
when somebody dies?

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It's actually
a practical gift.

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When people are grieving,
they don't want to have to cook.

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What about when
the casseroles run out?

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What if the person who died
is the only one who cooked?

10
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Then we keep telling people
we're grieving

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until we figure out
how to feed ourselves.

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[ Sighs ] I just feel bad
it's taken us so long

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to give them
their dishes back.
That's right.

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Other people are dying.

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And their relatives
are getting casseroles

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in plastic Tupperware,
so...

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It's not like the Grim Reaper
is getting a cup of coffee

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while we're
piddling around here.

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Do we have to keep talking
about death all the time?

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Just keeps reminding me
of Grandma.

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Here. You go rest, hon.
I got that.

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Hey, thanks.

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We could not have held this all
together without you, you know.

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Well,
that's why I'm here.

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I know Roseanne
would want me to step in

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and watch over
the family.

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No, it'd kill her.

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But she's already dead,
so carry on.

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No mother should ever
have to bury her own child.

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Mom, you're 92.

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You're gonna see
all of us die,

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and then you're gonna
get buried by a robot.

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D.J.: Hey, everybody.

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-Geena!
-Hey!

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-Geena!
-Hey!

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-Welcome home.
-Hi.

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I'm sorry
I missed the funeral.

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The airport in Afghanistan
was under attack for awhile.

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Still faster than O'Hare.

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This is all just
fruits and vegetables.

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If you don't eat right,

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your heart can attack you,
like Granny Rose.

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[ Cellphone ringing ]
Oh, I got to take this.

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[ Dish clinks,
ringing continues ]

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I just finished cleaning out
Mom's dresser.

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Remember how
she was always complaining

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that she didn't have
any necklaces to wear?

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Here they are.

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Darlene: Dad?

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You got to start
sleeping in your bed.

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Sleeping on the couch every
night's bad for your back.

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I just dozed off
watching TV.

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Not the end of the world.

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I read an article
in the dermatologist's office

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that said
it's very common

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for people not to want
to sleep in a bed

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that someone died in.

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Fascinating.

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About that...

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you ever read anything
that anyone wants to hear?

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No.
Usually not, no.

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Geena, how long before
you have to go back

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to Afghanistan?

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Oh, they only give you
a five-day leave

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for the death
of a loved one.

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Aunt Darlene
says that Granny Rose

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might come back as a bird
or a grasshopper.

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Geena:
That's really sweet.

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But I think Aunt Darlene
should put away her yoga pants

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and pick up a Bible.

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Uh, not that crazy, really.
Just reincarnation.

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Only about a billion people
believe in it.

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Well, you better make
your reservation in Hell, then,

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'cause it's gonna be
crowded.

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Reservation?
We already have a cabana.

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Dan, can I talk to you
for a minute?

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Grunts ]

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I just got a call from a friend
in the coroner's office.

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The autopsy found
that it wasn't a heart attack.

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Roseanne O.D.'d
on opioids.

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Not possible.

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We knew
she had a problem.

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She was only on pain pills
for two days after surgery.

85
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Then it was just
ibuprofen.

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It's got to be wrong.

87
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Well, I wish it was,
but they think that

88
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she must've taken the pills
right before bed,

89
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and with
her health issues,

90
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it was enough
to stop her breathing.

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Wait, what?

92
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Mom overdosed?

93
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That doesn't make
any sense.

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I got her knees fixed.

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I flushed all her pills.

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Oh, my God.

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I found these pills
in Mom's closet.

98
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Well, these aren't even
prescribed to her.

99
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She got them
from Marcy Bellinger.

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Damn.

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That's the only thing
from Mom's closet that I wanted.

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I cannot believe how
far past due they are

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on some of these.

104
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Maybe we should just
tell the bill collectors

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that Mom died.

106
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Don't you remember
Mom used that herself

107
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like five times?

108
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Yeah, but I feel like

109
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we could really sell it
this time.

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Laughs ]

112
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Are we horrible
for laughing?

113
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Well,
I'm tired of crying.

114
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And laughing
inappropriately

115
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is what Mom taught us
to do.

116
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I still can't believe
she O.D.'d.

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[ Inhales deeply ]

118
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You know what?
I can't do bills right now.

119
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I got to finish my split shift
at the restaurant.

120
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Well, all right,
but we got to get this done,

121
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so let's pick it up
Friday night.

122
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I can't. I have a date.

123
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Okay, fine.
Saturday morning.

124
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I just told you
I have a date on Friday night.

125
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Becky, you can't stay vertical
for one more day?

126
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Look,
maybe you can handle this.

127
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I can't.

128
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I went through it
when Mark died.

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I don't want
to do it again.

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You're not gonna just dump

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all of Mom and Dad's stuff
on me, okay?

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I've got two kids.
I've got a full-time job.

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No.

134
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You're the obvious choice
to take over for Mom.

135
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You already live here,

136
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and you're
a scary, little tyrant.

137
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You're just gonna compliment me
and walk out?

138
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You're right.

139
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I'm gonna get my phone

140
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and find someone
to cover my shift.

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I'm gonna do
what's right.

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Becky: You're too trusting!
You might want to work on that!

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[ Door slams ]

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Hey, you and Aunt Becky
need to make up.

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What if she died and the last
thing you ever did was fight?

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Oh, hey.

147
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Are you thinking about

148
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how you and Granny Rose
fought a lot

149
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before she died?

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Kinda.

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You know, families fight,

152
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but we know that
we always love each other.

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And, plus,
it's in all those letters

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that Granny Rose
left each one of us.

155
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Granny Rose
wrote everyone a letter?

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Oh, God.
Maybe not everyone.

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[ Chuckles ]
You suck!

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I might die tomorrow.
Don't be mean.

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[ Vacuum cleaner whirring ]

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What are you doing?

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Huh? Um...

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[ Whirring stops ]

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Roseanne always
wanted to do this,

164
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and so I thought that
with all the company
that we've had recently

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and the prior 40 years
of unattended filth,

166
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um, this would be a good time
to fulfill her dream.

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Uh,
when will it be dry?

168
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I was gonna zone out
in front of the TV for a bit.

169
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Uh, it takes, uh,
three to five days.

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00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:05,830
[ Door opens ]

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I thought about
what I said,

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and I realized it was
insulting and dismissive.

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I see that now,

174
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because I need a ride
to work.

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♪♪

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Sorry for your loss.
It's on the house.

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I appreciate it.

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Um, does your sympathy extend
to close friends?

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No.

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This is domestic.

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My loss
is deeper than that.

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I think it goes
all the way to Germany.

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You got it.

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Darlene: Dad?

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What is this?

186
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What's it look like?

187
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It looks like a lawsuit.

188
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You can't do this.

189
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I-I just took it off
the side of your truck.

190
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People
are taking pictures.

191
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That's the point.
Put it back.

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Look,
I know that you're upset,

193
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but this isn't gonna help.

194
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It's helping me.

195
00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,380
Now,
I can either do this

196
00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:04,170
or drive my truck
through her house.

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Don't.

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My boyfriend did that,

199
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and he's having so much trouble
getting his license back.

200
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Thank you.
Let's go, Chuck.

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The, um,
"truck through the house" thing,

202
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that's just an expression,
right?

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♪♪

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Grandpa,
this is Enrique and Joey.

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Hello, men.

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00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,670
Listen, you guys
can play in here.

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I got stuff to do
in the garage.

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Mark:
You don't have to go.

209
00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:40,250
They're leaving
'cause they have to do homework.

210
00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,250
They just came in
to get a drink.

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Really sorry to hear about
your wife, Mr. Conner.

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Thank you, son.

213
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People die.
What are you gonna do?

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Seen a little too much action
in Nam, Joey?

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See you tomorrow.

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Hey, that's our cup.
[ Chuckles ]

217
00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,540
All right.

218
00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,380
[ Sighs ]

219
00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:11,210
I'll be out in the garage,
buddy.

220
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Okay.

221
00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:14,880
Can I ask you something
first?

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Sure, if it's quick.

223
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Granny Rose and I
were talking about

224
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this field trip
I'm going on Friday,

225
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and we never got
to finish.

226
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There's these two kids
who want me to sit
next to them on the bus,

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and she was gonna help me
figure out who to pick,

228
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'cause whoever
I sit next to,

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it kind of means
I like them.

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This doesn't sound
quick.

231
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Are any of them boys?

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Yeah --
Enrique and Joey.

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Would you like to talk
about death some more?

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I just need to make
a decision right away.

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[ Sighs ]
It's really important.

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I got to be honest with you,
pal.

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There's a reason that
your mom and Aunt Becky

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went to Grandma
for all this stuff.

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It's a measure of
my deep affection for you

240
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that I haven't run
out of the room already.

241
00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,040
Grandpa Dan?

242
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,120
Yeah?

243
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,290
Did you ever like
a boy?

244
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,620
No.

245
00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:14,960
Does it bother you
that I do?

246
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,790
No!

247
00:10:17,790 --> 00:10:20,710
I was kind of waiting for you
to tell me about it.

248
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Sorry I took so long.

249
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Okay, don't let it
happen again.

250
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♪♪

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I hope everyone
is enjoying the movie.

252
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I'm having a blast
sitting on this hard chair,

253
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paying bills
on a plastic tray

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stolen
from Hometown Buffet.

255
00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,040
At least you don't have a wet
ass from sitting on the couch.

256
00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,830
Oh, did I forget to tell you
Aunt Jackie washed the couch?

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00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,830
Oops.

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You could've told me.

259
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,000
Yes, I could have.

260
00:10:58,170 --> 00:10:59,920
I'm gonna go get
some more coffee.

261
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,080
Anybody?

262
00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,380
I'll go with you.

263
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:08,000
Don't touch anything.
I've got a system.

264
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,670
What are you doing?

265
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,330
I am making life easier,

266
00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:15,540
with a kitchen
work-triangle concept

267
00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:16,670
that I saw on TV.

268
00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:18,710
So, the flow should be

269
00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:22,080
from the refrigerator
to the stove to the sink.

270
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,000
Therefore,
the coffee maker,

271
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,420
which needs milk
from the fridge,

272
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,620
coffee from a canister
next to the stove,

273
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,420
and water from the sink,

274
00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:33,880
should be in the geometric heart
of the triangle,

275
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,920
which is...

276
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,210
right here.

277
00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,540
Where do we plug it in?

278
00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:47,540
Yeah. Yeah.

279
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,790
Um...

280
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:54,880
I will go
into the basement.

281
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:58,880
I will drill a hole
through the kitchen floor,

282
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,790
install
a decorative pipe,

283
00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:03,540
which we can paint to match
the ceiling or the floor,

284
00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,790
run a cable up
through the pipe,

285
00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:07,540
drill a hole through the center
of the kitchen table,

286
00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:08,880
install an outlet.

287
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,120
Bam!
We're making coffee!

288
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,920
I think
you've had enough coffee.

289
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,080
Uh, you know what?

290
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,790
Um, why don't you go home
and get some sleep?

291
00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:24,920
I'm gonna need you
for the long haul.
Hmm?

292
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,670
No! No, I'm fine.

293
00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:28,120
I mean,
I've got the time right now

294
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,120
to do these things
for you.

295
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,290
I just need to finish.

296
00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:32,580
Yeah, you've done so much
already.

297
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,620
I mean, we can't sit on
the couch or use the kitchen.

298
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,920
I think that's
a pretty good start.

299
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,080
Mm-hmm.

300
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,330
Oh.

301
00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:40,500
[ Exhales deeply ]

302
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,960
Oh.

303
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,750
Where did these
come from?

304
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,000
Yeah, I found them in
an ice pack in the freezer.

305
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,790
God. So Mom was just
hiding pills all over?

306
00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:53,210
Yeah.
I knew you'd be upset.

307
00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,540
I was gonna
throw them away,

308
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,620
but I forgot where I put
the trash can 'cause...

309
00:12:57,620 --> 00:13:00,290
I mean, once something gets
outside the triangle,

310
00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:02,620
it's -- it's --
[scoffs] I mean...

311
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,120
[ Chuckles ]

312
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,960
[ Knock on door ]

313
00:13:09,170 --> 00:13:10,460
Can I help you?

314
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,380
I'm Marcy Bellinger.

315
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,620
Can I speak with Dan Conner,
please?

316
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,830
I got this.

317
00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:24,460
[ Door slams ]
You got a hell of a lot of nerve
showing up here.

318
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:28,620
Please take that sign
off of your truck.

319
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:29,620
No.

320
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:32,000
Everybody's seen it
already.

321
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,710
You made your point.

322
00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,420
They all hate me.

323
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,670
I can't eat.

324
00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:41,380
I'm drinking myself
to sleep.

325
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:43,500
I have to live with this
for the rest of my life.

326
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,210
Isn't that enough
for you?

327
00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:48,420
My wife's gone.
What do you think?

328
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:52,330
Nobody can afford their meds.
We all help each other.

329
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:55,540
When Sally Benson
needed LIPITOR

330
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:58,210
for her husband's
cholesterol,

331
00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,880
they got some
from Maria Ramirez,

332
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,210
and they gave her

333
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,500
the anxiety meds
she needed for her son

334
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,830
because they dropped
her insurance.

335
00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:09,170
Rosie needed painkillers.

336
00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:11,880
I had some,
so I gave them to her.

337
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,670
So?

338
00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:15,460
You're part of
a neighborhood drug ring.

339
00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,880
Congratulations to you!

340
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,380
You know what, Dan?

341
00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:21,540
You can judge.
But Roseanne called me.

342
00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:25,040
She told me that her knee
wasn't healing up fast enough

343
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,210
and I was the only person
she could turn to.

344
00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:29,710
She said that
she needed those pain pills

345
00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:32,290
to get back to work
'cause you guys were
running out of money.

346
00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:34,620
Don't you try
to put this off on me.

347
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,880
You gave her the pills.
She took them.

348
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,250
She died!
You killed her!

349
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,540
Dad, stop.

350
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:41,460
We just found another stash
in the freezer.

351
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:42,750
It's not just Marcy.

352
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,380
Mom was getting pills
from lots of people.

353
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,210
I never would have
given them to her

354
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:57,420
if I knew
she had a problem.

355
00:14:57,420 --> 00:15:01,750
I know what it's like to --
to have that problem, so...

356
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,420
I just...

357
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,120
I'm sorry.

358
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,080
Darlene,
can you drive Marcy home?

359
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,080
Yeah.

360
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,000
You okay?

361
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,420
I don't know.

362
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:36,120
Who am I
supposed to be mad at now?

363
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,000
I thought Marcy Bellinger
was a pretty good choice,

364
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,330
until she ruined it

365
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:41,880
by being all sad
and human and stuff.

366
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,380
How are you doing?

367
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:48,120
Wish I would've known,
you know?

368
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,880
It wouldn't have mattered,
baby.

369
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,040
She was gonna do
what she was gonna do.

370
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,670
She never listened
to a damn person in her life.

371
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:58,540
Well, she should've,
you know?

372
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,380
'Cause I still need her.

373
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:03,460
I just want to call her
and say,

374
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:05,620
"How am I supposed to do
all this?"

375
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:09,210
Your mother once told me
that everything you needed,

376
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,210
she gave to you
before you were 5.

377
00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,710
I have no idea
what that means.

378
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,120
Yeah, I never could
figure it out, either.

379
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,580
Think it's something
she got off a Snapple cap.

380
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,920
Man, she was stubborn.
[ Chuckles ]

381
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,500
You know, I couldn't even
get her to close her robe

382
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,040
when she'd go out to get
the paper in the morning,

383
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,170
and it was
the neighbor's paper.

384
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,040
You know what?

385
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,330
The hell with it.

386
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,830
I'm still gonna blame
Marcy.

387
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,540
Your mom
would be proud of you.

388
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:45,830
♪♪

389
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,670
There's no place
for the corn holders.

390
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:57,210
They're not cooking tools.
They're not utensils.

391
00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:58,920
I tried putting them
with the jello molds.

392
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,080
That made no damn sense.

393
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,120
[ Sighs ]
It's okay, Aunt Jackie.

394
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,710
I just wanted to step in,
you know?

395
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:08,750
I just wanted to step in

396
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,540
and pick up
where Roseanne left off

397
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:11,880
and give you guys
everything that you need,

398
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,540
but I'm just looking
for things to do.

399
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,380
I'm packing
and unpacking drawers.

400
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,540
Nothing belongs anywhere.

401
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:18,960
[ Chuckles ]

402
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,380
I don't even know
where I belong.

403
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,710
I -- [Chuckles]
I don't want to go home.

404
00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,710
[ Voice breaking ] I don't want
to leave this house,

405
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:29,540
'cause -- 'cause I --

406
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,540
I don't want to leave her.

407
00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:33,080
[ Crying ]

408
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,210
It's okay.
It's okay, Aunt Jackie.

409
00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:38,540
You know what?

410
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,750
It's hard for all of us,

411
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,750
and you're just exhausted.

412
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,830
You just go home, okay?

413
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,120
You come back tomorrow,

414
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,460
and she'll still be here.

415
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,170
Okay?

416
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,750
Yeah,
but -- but you need help.

417
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,750
Oh, I'll be fine,
you know.

418
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,460
And if you need anything
tonight,

419
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:57,670
you just call me, okay?

420
00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:58,420
Anytime.

421
00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,080
Okay.

422
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,580
'Cause I just want to make sure
that you're okay.

423
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,620
It hurts.

424
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,330
[ Sniffles ]
I know, hon.

425
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:07,920
It's gonna hurt
for a quite a while.

426
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,620
No, corn holders
in my shoulder.

427
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,620
Oh, yeah. Sorry.

428
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,500
Sorry.

429
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,750
[ Corn holders clatter ]

430
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,460
Yeah.

431
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:17,750
Okay.

432
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:18,750
[ Clears throat ]

433
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,170
So...

434
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:21,790
I think I should go home.

435
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,460
Yeah, you know,

436
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,250
D.J. took Grandma Bev home
a while ago.

437
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,290
She's probably worried
about you.

438
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:29,620
Well, that's never really been
my experience.

439
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,460
♪♪

440
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,170
Dan:
Yo, Junior, come here.

441
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,460
What's up, Grandpa?

442
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:42,620
Listen, my head
wasn't in the game before,

443
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,170
but now
I'm gonna help you.

444
00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:45,380
What's this?

445
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:47,460
We're gonna list
the best qualities

446
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,670
of the two guys you're
considering as a seat mate

447
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,880
and compare.

448
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,000
Joey, Enrique.

449
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,460
Fill in the blanks.

450
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,290
"Joey is..."

451
00:18:57,290 --> 00:19:01,170
Mostly depressed
and kind of sarcastic.

452
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:04,120
"I like him
because he..."

453
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,380
Wears black
all the time.

454
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:08,750
I see a pattern
emerging here.

455
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,000
Okay.

456
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,210
Same list for Enrique.

457
00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:15,830
Sweet and funny,
a robotics champ.

458
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,420
He's always fun.

459
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:20,080
Does his family
have money?

460
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,420
I don't know.

461
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:24,040
They go on vacation
and come back with tans.

462
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,330
Florida people.
I love it.

463
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,580
Thank you, Grandpa.
This really helped.

464
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,000
Who's it gonna be?

465
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,170
I like Joey.

466
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,710
Joey? Are you crazy?!

467
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,670
Enrique's a keeper!

468
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:38,830
You don't leave
an Enrique on the table

469
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,750
when he's available.

470
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,750
Still like Joey.

471
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,250
What's going on?

472
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,380
Grandpa helped me pick
a seat partner

473
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,500
for the field trip.

474
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,330
He picked
the dark, brooding one.

475
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:49,880
Ah, point for my team.

476
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,380
Trust me, Mark,

477
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:55,710
being around dark and brooding
gets old real quick.

478
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,710
Uh, how about growing up
with a drama queen

479
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:00,040
that thinks she's all that
because she got boobs first?

480
00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:03,250
Who got boobs at all.

481
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,210
How about having
two older sisters

482
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:08,880
who suck all the air
out of the room

483
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,960
until you're
practically invisible?

484
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,120
Becky,
did you hear something?

485
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,880
No.

486
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,880
Harris,
you hear anything?

487
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,210
Don't drag me
into your weird mind games.

488
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,710
Has anybody even noticed
how much better the flow is

489
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:25,250
between the refrigerator
and the sink?

490
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,710
I'm glad you called that
to my attention.

491
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:27,880
I'll look now.

492
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,250
Jackie: Anybody?

493
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,830
-Did you notice it?
-I did, actually.

494
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,290
[ Indistinct conversations ]

495
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:41,500
♪♪

496
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:50,080
♪♪

497
00:20:50,080 --> 00:21:08,170
♪♪

498
00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:10,170
[ Sighs ]

499
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,960
[ Exhales deeply ]

500
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:49,500
♪♪

501
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:57,710
♪♪