1 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:05,406 Whatcha doin'? 2 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,475 Uh, making a kitty for me and Ben 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,577 to save money toward getting our own place. 4 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:11,512 And I want to show him how much it means to me 5 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:12,813 that he's been so patient. 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,715 Cool. How much have you saved so far? 7 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:17,251 Well, I sold the tickets to Hawaii, 8 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:20,154 and I was able to hold back 500 bucks for us. 9 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:23,457 And with what I've saved from my paychecks, 10 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:26,527 that would be... 11 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,163 $543. 12 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:31,399 43 bucks? You can't even afford Lanford. 13 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,001 It's hard. 14 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,936 I'm trying to save up for a place with Ben, 15 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,771 but even with the ticket money, 16 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,740 Dad still needs help with the mortgage. 17 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,009 I'm sure Ben will understand. 18 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:46,314 It's easy to be patient when this is the prize. 19 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:49,150 Look, I know I've pushed it to the limit with Ben. 20 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,485 Believe me, I saw how underwhelmed he was 21 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,621 by my declaration of love and devotion 22 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:56,023 in front of the whole family. 23 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,191 Suddenly, this cookie jar 24 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,860 isn't the slam dunk I thought it was. 25 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:00,894 Dan: Left, left, left. 26 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:02,096 Straight, straight, straight. 27 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,531 When you blindfolded me, 28 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,633 I thought I knew where this was going. [ Chuckles ] 29 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,067 But now that we're outside, 30 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,936 I wish I had worn better underwear. 31 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:11,872 Oh, m-- 32 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,841 Oh, my God. Is that our trailer? 33 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,008 Yep. 34 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:16,144 While you were sick, 35 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,646 I was fixing it up for us. 36 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,013 Eh, I know it's a little small. 37 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,615 [ Scoffs ] So? 38 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,351 [ Door opens ] 39 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:25,719 You know, some nights we'll stay in the camper, 40 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,122 and some nights, when I want to stand up straight, 41 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:30,090 we'll stay at a hotel. 42 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:32,059 I think it would be really fun for the weekends. 43 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,328 Why just the weekends? 44 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:37,165 I would love to spend a month with you on the road. 45 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,332 Really? 46 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,701 You're okay spending that much time with me? 47 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:42,403 Why wouldn't I? 48 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,473 'Cause you said you needed your own place as a getaway, 49 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:47,841 and you were pretty clear 50 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,677 it's me you were getting away from. 51 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,011 Yeah, that -- 52 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:53,914 that was before I had COVID. 53 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,684 Turns out that whole independence thing 54 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,886 doesn't seem quite as important 55 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,889 when you're alone and scared you're gonna die. 56 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:05,559 Now I just want to be with you as much as I can. 57 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,228 Wow. 58 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,630 So compared to death, I'm looking pretty good, huh? 59 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:10,631 Mm. 60 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,333 You're looking very good. 61 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:14,602 Why don't you give me five minutes 62 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,338 to turn the toilet back to a bed? 63 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:20,140 Oh, you talk all pretty like that 64 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:23,744 and expect me to wait five minutes? 65 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,379 [ Knock on door ] 66 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,047 Aaron Rodgers on TV: ...in the Hundred Years' War? Jackie. 67 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,516 Jackie on TV: Who is Edith Piaf? [ Sighs ] 68 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,683 Is she watching it again? 69 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:30,684 Yeah. 70 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:33,086 Jackie, it's not going to change. 71 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,289 You have to stop watching your episode of "Jeopardy!" 72 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:36,657 I can't. 73 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,892 I'm looking for a clue about why I blew this so badly. 74 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,294 Maybe I just got rattled 75 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,530 having Aaron Rodgers hosting the show. 76 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,732 I can see why the Bears never sack him. 77 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:48,001 They're frozen, staring into those blue eyes. 78 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:50,638 [ Spoon clinks ] 79 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:51,872 You can't just sit here. 80 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,607 Sooner or later, you have to go back to work. 81 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,142 I can't go back to The Lunch Box. 82 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,610 Everybody's gonna make fun of me. 83 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,779 Oh, nobody cares that you lost on "Jeopardy!" 84 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:00,248 That was two days ago. 85 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:02,716 You have to humiliate yourself on a daily basis 86 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:03,717 to hold people's interest. 87 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:06,287 Oh, really? Mark, show him. 88 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,291 Oh, good Lord. 89 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,693 What kind of monsters do this? 90 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,428 25-year-old liberal arts grads 91 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,397 living in their parents' basement -- 92 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:20,000 which I officially retract if I'm still here in four years. 93 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,402 Wait, what is that one? 94 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,136 The one where it says "Buck Rodgers" 95 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,673 but the "B" is replaced by an asterisk? 96 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,641 It's not "Buck." 97 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:29,477 It's some Bears fan 98 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:32,280 that likes that Aunt Jackie roasted Aaron Rodgers on TV. 99 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,314 Ugh. 100 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:36,584 75,000 views and 25,000 likes. 101 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:38,118 Really? Yeah. 102 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,420 This is good. 103 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,422 I mean, it's not millions and millions of views, 104 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,824 like the guy feeding hot dogs to raccoons, 105 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:48,128 but for Chicagoans, this may be a big deal. 106 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,830 You know, if Grandma Bev saw these, 107 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:52,099 she'd see you're a hero to these people. 108 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:54,335 If you could get even 1% of those likes 109 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:55,436 to come to The Lunch Box... 110 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,904 That kind of success would be like 111 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,372 dropping a house on my mother. 112 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:01,442 I'm pretty sure she was the inspiration for that character. 113 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:04,177 And if it happened, I'd take her damn shoes, too. 114 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:05,913 Mark! 115 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:08,382 Can you make me an Instagram? 116 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,817 Well, since you're saying it that way, 117 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,652 I guess I'm the only logical candidate. 118 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,222 Hey, where's Louise? 119 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,324 She went home. 120 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,758 So, listen, I want to talk to you kids 121 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,160 about something that's on my mind. 122 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,329 [ Exhales sharply ] 123 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,196 I think I'm gonna ask Louise to marry me. 124 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:25,666 Oh, my God. 125 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:26,800 That's fantastic! 126 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:29,303 Mazel tov! 127 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,839 You know, Jewish rehab. 128 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,674 Where's this coming from? 129 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,609 Oh, the thought's always been there. 130 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:38,312 She's funny. She's beautiful. 131 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:39,580 [ Sighs ] 132 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,583 She's way out of my league. We just fit. 133 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,585 We all agree she's too good for you. 134 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,020 Why propose now? 135 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,923 She just told me she nearly died of COVID, 136 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,492 and I almost never got to show her 137 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,394 I wanted to be with her forever. 138 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,696 And I got to thinking, "What are you waitin' for?" 139 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:58,632 If you're gonna replace grandpa's horseshoe, 140 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:01,602 uh, at least give him a sugar cube for being a good boy. 141 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,136 [ Sputters ] 142 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,539 Grandpa said I could give him a tattoo so I could show my boss 143 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,140 and he'll give me a chair at the shop. 144 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:09,009 I'm getting "Louise" on my calf. 145 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,412 Well, you better hope she'll say yes, then. 146 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:12,480 Louise? 147 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:13,781 I don't think so. 148 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,148 Why wouldn't she? 149 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,717 I mean, let's be honest. 150 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,519 Louise is a rock-and-roller. 151 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:21,389 She never got married by choice, and why would she? 152 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,524 Marriage is an antiquated institution 153 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,959 that strangles love and destroys lives. 154 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,027 Don't listen to Harris. 155 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,629 She's broken. I ruined her. 156 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,865 I say go for it, Dad. 157 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:34,101 The worst that could happen is she'll say no. 158 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,670 Just confirming -- you still want "Louise" on your calf? 159 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:39,072 Yeah, I think I'm still gonna ask her. 160 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,141 But let's just put "Lou" for now. 161 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,209 Dependent on her answer, 162 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,044 we may have to add "Ferrigno" later. 163 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:54,121 ** 164 00:05:54,154 --> 00:06:02,262 ** 165 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:10,337 ** 166 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:18,412 ** 167 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:21,482 -- Captions by VITA -- 168 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,317 What's going on? 169 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:25,553 You know how Aunt Jackie 170 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,655 was the biggest laughingstock on the Internet? 171 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,022 That's not nice, Mark. 172 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,190 But, yes, I do. 173 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,526 Well, I'm gonna cash in some of that stock 174 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,961 to promote The Lunch Box. 175 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,028 Check this out. 176 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:35,963 [ Key taps ] 177 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,565 Hi, I'm "Jeopardy!" Jackie. 178 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:38,866 You might remember me from 179 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,734 my senseless attack on Aaron Rodgers! 180 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:42,836 Edith Piaf. Edith Piaf. Edith Piaf, Edith Piaf. 181 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,506 And if you like your cheese on your pizza 182 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:46,774 and not on your head, 183 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,542 I'm inviting all my fellow Bears fans 184 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:51,244 to come on down to The Lunch Box in Lanford. 185 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:54,882 I'll give you 10% off your meal, because I'm crazy! 186 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,150 Also, you gotta try this week's special -- 187 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,552 Rice Edith Pilaf. 188 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:01,088 Uh-oh! Did I mention I'm crazy?! 189 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,923 [ Both laugh ] 190 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,125 If this works, Bears fans are gonna show up, 191 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,895 and me succeeding is gonna give my mom a heart attack -- 192 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,431 or something slower, which is more fun for me. 193 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:12,900 What if it doesn't work? 194 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,868 Well, then you'll come over to my place 195 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,904 and pick out what you like from my closet. 196 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,272 She's kidding. 197 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,841 She's not gonna kill herself. 198 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,144 Mary: Mommy's here! [ Door closes ] 199 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,378 DJ: Oh, my God. Geena: Hey! 200 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:27,214 Why didn't you tell me you were coming? 201 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,449 Geena! Hey! 202 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:32,419 Well, I got a few days' leave, and I'm fully vaccinated, 203 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,822 so I wanted to come home and surprise my baby. 204 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,256 This is crazy. [ Laughs ] 205 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,225 For some reason, I felt the need to be here right now, 206 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,426 and then you showed up. 207 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,761 I have goose bumps. Do you have goose bumps? 208 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,362 [ Laughs ] 209 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:45,132 Not yet, honey, but I'm sure they're coming. 210 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,900 I can't wait to catch up with y'all. 211 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,502 How's everybody been? 212 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,571 Oh, you know, same old, same old. 213 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,773 Grandpa almost lost his house to the bank. 214 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,908 He said he was gonna sit on the porch with a gun. 215 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,846 Oh, it was just a simple foreclosure, and we stopped it. 216 00:07:58,879 --> 00:07:59,813 For now. 217 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:02,015 You know kids. 218 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:05,218 Well, uh, thank God he has his drywalling business. 219 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,687 COVID didn't stop construction. 220 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,789 No, it killed his drywall business, 221 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,457 and COVID almost killed Louise. 222 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,026 Wait, Louise had COVID? Is she okay now? 223 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,563 Yeah, thank God she had my dad for support. 224 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:18,298 It's a miracle he didn't get gored by that forklift. 225 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,499 What? 226 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,368 Oh, yeah. His hearing is shot. 227 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:22,770 He almost got run over. 228 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,237 But he's fine. 229 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:28,041 Oh, well...that's good. 230 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,911 Um, what's up with you guys? How's the magazine going? 231 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,980 Uh, we lost that. Do you want some coffee? 232 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,318 So, what are you doing for work? 233 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,287 Oh, well, here's the good news -- 234 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,356 I am now a manager at Wellman Plastics. 235 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,892 And she's doing great. 236 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,595 Except for the crippling panic attacks. 237 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,396 Panic attacks? That's awful. 238 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:50,530 Are you okay? 239 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:51,865 Oh, yeah. I'm making progress. 240 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,433 Yeah, Becky, you don't know this, 241 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:56,670 but it got a lot better when you were in rehab. 242 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,839 You were in rehab. 243 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:02,142 Is there any other good news I need to sit down for? 244 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,543 Hmm. Oh, yeah. 245 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,078 Uh, Jackie was on "Jeopardy!," 246 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,748 and Aaron Rodgers has a restraining order against her. 247 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:11,518 Yeah, it's got his signature on it and everything. 248 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,689 Uh, well, now that we're all caught up, if you'll excuse me, 249 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,759 I'm going to give my husband a big kiss hello 250 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:19,860 after eight months, 251 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,829 and I'd rather not have an audience. 252 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,731 We'll be right back. 253 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,869 How come you didn't tell me what was going on around here? 254 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,203 I should've known. 255 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,605 Hey, it all sounded normal 256 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,040 until I heard it all put together. 257 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,642 You know what? This family's screwed up. 258 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,510 I'm ready for my kiss. 259 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:39,512 Okay. Close your eyes. 260 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,153 Afternoon. 261 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:49,623 Uh, would you mind locking that door behind you? 262 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,691 Oh, smart. 263 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,626 Staying safe by limiting customers? 264 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,763 No, I get robbed a lot. 265 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:56,897 I'm Steve. 266 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,531 Welcome to Sheer Brilliance. 267 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:01,969 How can I make your day sparkle? 268 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,704 We're looking for an engagement ring. 269 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,172 Congratulations. 270 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:08,408 It's nice bringing the fiancée and the daughter to pick. 271 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,278 That way, nobody's unhappy. 272 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,580 It's actually the fiancée and her mother. 273 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,349 They're my daughters, and no offense, 274 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:19,086 but I would never marry either one of them. 275 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,521 That hurts, but it's also reassuring. 276 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:25,659 So, about how much are you thinking of spending? 277 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,895 Or as we say in the jewelry business, 278 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,496 how much do you love her? 279 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:30,831 [ Chuckles ] 280 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,165 Uh, I love her -- 281 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,434 I love her more than this, 282 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,170 and a lot less than this. 283 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:40,708 Yeah, that price range is over there by the keychains. 284 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,448 I hope Louise says yes. 285 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,884 'Cause when you find someone who really gets you, 286 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,854 who knows all the damage and all the baggage 287 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,288 and loves you anyway, 288 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,257 that's the real thing. 289 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,359 I hope I find that someday. 290 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,294 Oh, well, you have the baggage and the damage part, 291 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,730 so it could happen. 292 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:07,134 Hey, what do you think of this ring? 293 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,469 That's a man's ring, but you could pull it off. 294 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,871 No, I mean for Ben. 295 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,440 That's a wedding ring. 296 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,075 I know. [ Chuckles ] 297 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,110 I'm standing here looking at all these rings, 298 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,980 and I realize that that's the next step I have to take. 299 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,481 I want to show him that I'm ready 300 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:25,118 for the kind of commitment that he's looking for. 301 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,619 I'm gonna propose to Ben. 302 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:27,821 Oh, my God. 303 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,122 He will be so happy, 304 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,358 he won't even smell the desperation. 305 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,460 Yeah, he's been asking me forever. 306 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,228 He's gonna go crazy, right? 307 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,765 I'm getting married. 308 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,267 Yeah, you are! Yay! 309 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:45,105 Dad? Hmm? 310 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,707 How would you feel about a double wedding? 311 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:48,842 Nope. 312 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,744 I don't care which one of ya's pregnant. 313 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,146 Nobody's taking my day away from me. 314 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,247 Nobody's pregnant. 315 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:57,317 It's your barren daughter, Darlene. 316 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,119 She's going to ask Ben to marry her. 317 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,422 I am. Yeah, all the things she said. 318 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,792 Congratulations! 319 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,927 Still not doing it on my big day. 320 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,200 Becky: So, what's going on with you two? 321 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,502 We got into it last night 322 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,338 about him not telling me what was happening in the house. 323 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,508 We were really careful to keep the drama away from Mary. 324 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,343 I know the rehab stuff sounds bad, 325 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,378 but I never drank in front of the kids. 326 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,380 No. Of course. 327 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,782 But I should have been here. 328 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,918 And I feel... 329 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:34,487 terrible that you had to worry about her 330 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,624 with everything else that was going on. 331 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,793 Hey, don't beat yourself up. 332 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,529 It's hard to raise a kid and have a career. 333 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,164 I couldn't do it. 334 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,599 Drove me to drinking. 335 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,836 It's a lot to take on by yourself. 336 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,338 I'm lucky I had DJ to help me. 337 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,740 Well, until he started to become successful. 338 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:57,144 Yeah, we were all blindsided by that. 339 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,412 Hey, you haven't seen the pictures 340 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,514 of Mary's first dance at school. 341 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,716 That's right. She told me about that. 342 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,617 Let me see. 343 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,586 They did line dances. 344 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,388 The girls danced on one side, 345 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,758 and the boys did gawky boy stuff on the other side. 346 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:15,528 This reminds me of when DJ and I had our first school dance. 347 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,064 We were Mary's age. 348 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,832 Oh, gosh, she's gonna marry one of these losers. 349 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,133 [ Laughs ] 350 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,202 She had a thing for T-shirt Tuxedo, 351 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,372 but that's over now, thank goodness. [ Chuckles ] 352 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,441 The cutest thing was she asked me to do her makeup. 353 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,611 It was so sweet. 354 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,280 That does sound sweet. 355 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,647 I didn't know about that. 356 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,117 Hey. 357 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,486 There's gonna be a lot more dances. 358 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,024 Yeah, but I'm gonna be in Afghanistan for those, too. 359 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,627 ** 360 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,931 This is crazy. There's a line outside. 361 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,265 It's amazing. 362 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,201 We're gonna triple the best day we ever had ever, 363 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,635 and thank God you're here. 364 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,704 'Cause Neville can deliver a baby giraffe, 365 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,806 but he can't carry a sandwich eight feet 366 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,441 without the pickle rolling off. 367 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,509 Hey! 368 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,811 Round things roll off flat surfaces. 369 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,047 It's physics, people. 370 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,849 Man, if this keeps up, you could come back. 371 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,585 This kind of business could support both of us. 372 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,887 That would be amazing. 373 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,989 We just have to hope the novelty doesn't wear off. 374 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,224 It doesn't have to. 375 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,426 You could capitalize on all this momentum. 376 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,394 There are no Bears bars in Lanford. 377 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,429 This could be the one. 378 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,697 The key word there is "bar." 379 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,500 I can't afford a beer and wine license, 380 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,769 and I'd have to get big-screen TVs in here 381 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,872 and some sort of décor that says "fun sports place" 382 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,175 rather than, you know, "eat and get out." 383 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,279 I'll put up the money to do it all. 384 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,450 Then I could quit the factory, 385 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,986 and then I could bring Beverly Rose to work with me. 386 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,521 And then I could take online college classes 387 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,657 during my breaks. 388 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,392 Holy crap. 389 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,727 You know, at rehab, they said, "Let go and let God." 390 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,029 and all I had to do 391 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,898 was let you make a fool of yourself on "Jeopardy!" 392 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,438 Neville... 393 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,240 Why are you doing this? 394 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,409 Because I believe in you. 395 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,910 I mean, look what you did here. 396 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,813 You got your ass handed to you, and you came back strong. 397 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,516 No one's ever wanted to invest in me. 398 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,817 Well, you deserve it. 399 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,786 And besides, I've come to hate your mother so much 400 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,254 that I really want to stick it to her. 401 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,689 [ Chuckles ] 402 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:26,493 [ Voice breaking ] No one's ever hated my mom with me before. 403 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,660 Oh. 404 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,998 [ Bell chimes ] 405 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,568 Oh, hey. Hey. 406 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,405 I wasn't expecting company, but if you want a marshmallow, 407 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,440 I can go get another screwdriver. 408 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,441 No thanks. 409 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,376 I just had a sandwich off a wrench. 410 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,446 What do you got there? 411 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,315 Well, I, uh... 412 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,250 I know you want us to move in together, 413 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,718 and I want that, too. 414 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,320 So... 415 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,857 I bought us a house. [ Chuckles ] 416 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,692 Aww. 417 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,661 Well, that's sweet. 418 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,330 Well, it's big enough for you to live in, 419 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,198 but where am I gonna stay? 420 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:08,035 That's actually just where I'm putting the money. 421 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,502 I'm saving to get us a place 422 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,471 that's at least twice that size. Oh. 423 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,042 Reach in and see how much I've saved. 424 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,846 [ Sighs ] 425 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,753 Is this what I think it is? 426 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,922 It's a ring box, but what do you think it is? 427 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,094 [ Sighs ] 428 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,367 You are an amazing man. 429 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:45,338 And I am incredibly grateful for what we have. 430 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,674 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 431 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:52,479 Now, I know that finding a way to be together 432 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,148 hasn't always been easy, 433 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:58,885 but being apart has been impossible. 434 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,490 I love you. 435 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,994 Ben Olinsky, will you marry me? 436 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,633 I'm sorry, but no. 437 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:17,003 ** 438 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,674 What do you mean, "no?" 439 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,278 I-If this is a joke, you better get to the funny part fast. 440 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,779 [ Clears throat ] 441 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,415 It isn't a joke. 442 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,120 I-I don't understand. 443 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,054 I thought this is what you wanted. 444 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,491 Yeah, I did. 445 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,461 But while you've been off going through your midlife crisis, 446 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,097 I've been sleeping in the back of a hardware store 447 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,699 thinking about why I have been excusing you 448 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,936 for making everything more important than me. 449 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,140 Because you love me. 450 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,776 And I'm -- I'm an adorable idiot, right? 451 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,844 Come on. 452 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:58,978 Don't give up on me 453 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,115 now that I've finally realized what I have. 454 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:05,652 I mean, I just asked you to marry me. 455 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,454 I know. [ Sighs ] 456 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,159 But I don't trust it. 457 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,060 You tell me that you want to be with me, 458 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,628 but then you always choose 459 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:20,333 someone or something else over me, 460 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,935 like your ex-husband 461 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,971 or your dad's mortgage 462 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:28,074 or needing to go to Hawaii. 463 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,210 I don't want to set myself up for that. 464 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,081 Wait, are you breaking up with me? 465 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,784 If you push me right now for an answer, 466 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:41,888 but I would rather take some time apart to think. 467 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,024 God. 468 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,660 You must be so angry with me. 469 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,364 Mostly, I'm just tired. 470 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,402 And sad. 471 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,313 Well, if that's what I do to you, then I should go. 472 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,526 Hey, everybody, we got something big to tell you. 473 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,793 What's up? 474 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,895 I'm moving back home with my mom and dad! 475 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:26,299 I've decided to not go back to Afghanistan. 476 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,436 You're kidding! That's fantastic! That's awesome! 477 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,903 Hey, if you're deserting, 478 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,472 you might want to move off-base. 479 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,474 That's the first place they'll look. 480 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,043 I'm not deserting. I'm retiring. 481 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:40,179 Oh! Yay! 482 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,481 Yeah, I've accomplished 483 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,849 everything I wanted to accomplish in the service. 484 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,083 It's time. 485 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,052 Yeah, but don't worry, we're gonna be over plenty. 486 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,520 While you guys work out all your problems, 487 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,989 we're gonna make new memories as a happy family. Mm. 488 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,025 [ Door opens, closes ] 489 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,594 I'm really happy for Mary. 490 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,363 She needed this. 491 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,064 Hold on a second. 492 00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,432 I've got news, too. 493 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,335 Um, The Lunch Box is doing great, 494 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,071 and I don't want to leave you short-handed at the factory, 495 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,273 but... You're fired. 496 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,541 You can scam some unemployment from Wellman. 497 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,611 You are the best sister ever! 498 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,180 I'm going to give you the biggest wedding present 499 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,448 you can imagine! 500 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,584 Thanks. 501 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,394 [ Sighs ] 502 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,595 Sorry. 503 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,897 Dropped a dish. 504 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,533 Well, I did it. 505 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,534 [ Door closes ] 506 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,536 I proposed to Louise. 507 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,604 Oh, my God. 508 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,172 How could she say no? 509 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,708 Oh. 510 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,844 Uh, don't feel bad, Dad. 511 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,813 Ben said he doesn't want to marry me, either. 512 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:51,418 We're getting married! [ Laughs ] 513 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,952 Oh, look at your faces. 514 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,721 Your dad really got you. 515 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,693 Oh, it's okay. 516 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,261 Congratulations, Louise. 517 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,498 I'm really happy for you guys. 518 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,833 What did I miss? 519 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,068 Ben said no. 520 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,136 Oh. 521 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,071 You want me to leave? No. No. 522 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,707 What happened? 523 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,175 This is crazy. 524 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:19,011 He's been begging you to commit for like two years. 525 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,681 I waited too long. 526 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,751 You know, I [Scoffs] put him through too much. 527 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,752 I blew it. 528 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,087 So, that's it? It's over? 529 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,290 He said he needs time to think about what he wants. 530 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:34,260 Ben's making a huge mistake, but he's not a stupid man. 531 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,396 He'll be back. 532 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,730 Hey, I-I'm alright, Dad. 533 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,766 You should go celebrate with Louise. 534 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,934 She's got a $250 ring on her finger. 535 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,103 She ain't going nowhere. 536 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,275 I don't understand why we're doing 537 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,477 a bunch of "Just Married" stuff to the trailer 538 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,511 before we even know when they're getting married. 539 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,845 'Cause they're taking a trip tomorrow, 540 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,481 and they're probably gonna elope. 541 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,748 They're young, they're in love, 542 00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,016 and they don't care what their parents think 543 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,351 'cause their parents are dead. 544 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,320 Grab the stencils and spray cans, 545 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,055 and let's do this. 546 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,323 Whoo. 547 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,792 [ Door opens ] 548 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,234 You saw the trailer was rocking! 549 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,637 Why would you open the door?! 550 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,005 I don't know. 551 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,608 I thought maybe one of them fell down and couldn't get up. 552 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,342 Well, obviously, it was Louise. 553 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,244 She couldn't get up with -- 554 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:26,413 with Dan on top of her. 555 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,147 Ohh!