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Could you pour me
a to-go cup?
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If I fall asleep
in rehab,
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I think it sends
the wrong message.
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Oh, and I took
your shampoo
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'cause I don't know what kind of
stuff they'll have there.
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You're gonna be picky?
It's not a vacation, you know.
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Just because drinking
has made me dull and lifeless
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doesn't mean
my hair has to be.
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I'm trying to keep it light,
okay?
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I know it's now or never.
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Are these the plane tickets
Molly left you?
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Weren't you gonna
sell them?
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I tried to.
But I keep stopping.
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I really wanted to
go to Hawaii.
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Yeah, she totally ruined
your trip by dying.
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I mean
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did she even think about
how that would affect you?
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I'm not making this
about me.
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Molly knew me
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and she knew how good
this would be for me.
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I know that sounds like
a lot of "me"s,
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but Molly just wanted what was
best for...you know, I.
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Hey,
I'll make it about you.
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I'm already packed.
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I'll just toss
the AA workbook,
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throw in a bathing suit,
and we're out of here.
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What happened to
"It's now or never"?
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It became now or later.
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No. Not going to happen.
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Although I wish you could go,
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'cause I can't find
anybody else to go with me.
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I can't believe
Ben doesn't want to go.
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He thinks I should
give the money to Dad
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so we can move in together
sooner.
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Come on, Becky!
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What's all this?
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We just wanted to
say goodbye,
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tell you we know
how hard this is,
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and we're really proud
of you.
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Since you're going to
a Jewish rehab,
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I made you a cheat sheet of
common Yiddish words.
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I couldn't tell
the difference between
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schlemiel and schlimazel,
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so I'd play it safe
and go with schmuck.
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I am so touched by this.
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I'm a little...
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verklempt.
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I made you
a dream catcher
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to catch all your
alcoholic thoughts.
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-Aww.
-Oh, it's not big enough,
but that's very sweet.
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I brought you
some of my company's
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international vending machine snacks.
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The mackerel-flavored
potato chips --
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they were huge in Norway.
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Just open the bag
outside.
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Well, I didn't know
we were doing gifts,
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so here's 5 bucks.
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You can buy
some cigarettes
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and trade them
with the other prisoners.
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I'm just gonna put this stuff
in the car
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and come right back
and say goodbye to the baby.
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Thanks.
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I know this is
gonna sound stupid,
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but I wish
I was going somewhere.
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Well, drink excessively,
and you can, too.
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You know what I mean.
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I mean,
maybe Hawaii is too much,
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but how about a couple days
in South Haven?
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We could rent a little Airbnb
on the lake.
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I've always wanted to try
jet skiing.
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Well, I've always wanted to
live with my girlfriend, huh?
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And if we keep
saving our money,
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that'll happen sooner
than later.
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Hey? And, plus,
my "Spring Into Hardware" event
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starts this weekend.
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Oh, the son of the guy
from Empire Carpets
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is gonna be there.
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I'll be able to check that
off my bucket list.
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Where's my baby?
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There's your mommy.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
Mommy's gonna miss you.
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But things are gonna be so much
better when she gets back.
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Yes.
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Just don't have any
developmental breakthroughs
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while I'm gone.
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I know she's walking,
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but if she tries to run,
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say "no"
and push her down.
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♪ Whippoorwill♪
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[ Static crackles ]♪ He sounds too blue to fly♪
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♪ The midnight train♪
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Don't take another step.
I've got a gun!
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No, you don't.
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And what the hell are you
doing in here, anyway?
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Are you sleeping here?
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I prefer to think of it as
"communing with nature,"
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but yes,
I am sleeping here.
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You know what?
Let me turn off my rock.
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What are you doing here?
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You're supposed to
be in Florida.
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I only agreed to move there
because our friends are there --
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and your father wanted to
play golf all year round.
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Then when he died,
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I realized
they were his friends
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and I hate them.
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So, what,
you're moving back here?
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Yes.
This is where my friends are.
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That doesn't sound right.
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Well, you're here.
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I-I was hoping
we could be friends.
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Oh. Sure.
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Yeah, the whole "mom and son"
thing didn't work out.
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Let's try friends.
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You should've texted me,
you know,
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and let me know
you were coming.
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Well, I didn't want to
give you a head start.
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Ah.
So, what is going on here?
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I thought you sold
the magazine
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and you were living in
some fancy house with Darlene.
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Look, Mom, things are just
a little different
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than I led you to believe.
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I got in bed with a corporation,
and they ended up
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kicking me out of
my own magazine.
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And the fancy house is
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Darlene's childhood bedroom.
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I just told you
all that other stuff
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since I thought
you'd be living in Florida.
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So, you see, this is really
kinda your fault.
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Yeah.
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So, don't tell me Darlene
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is going to be moving into
your little hobo camp.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Look.
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I don't want to
rent an apartment
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unless Darlene
can move in with me.
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And right now, her dad doesn't
want to let go of the house,
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so she has to help him
with the mortgage.
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Uh-huh.
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And how long
is that going to be?
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I don't know.
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She's been helping him out
for more than a year.
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A year?!
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I know!
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I wanted to give her a chance to
try and figure it out, but...
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I miss her.
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I am sure
it'll all work out.
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Of course.
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And if you strike gold
in the plumbing section,
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word will get out,
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and there'll be a stampede
of them fancy city gals.
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Yee-haw, you dope!
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Well, Jeff,
welcome to Wellman Plastics.
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Congratulations on being late
your first day.
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I, uh,
could've been here earlier,
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but I wouldn't have been
this put together.
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By the way,
I've been vaccinated.
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Okay, that's enough
scintillating conversation.
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Uh, this is not a hard job.
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Uh, the bottles
come down the line.
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You put them
in one of these boxes.
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You put the box
on the line.
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Rinse, repeat.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
I-I'm sorry.
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Could you -- Could you run that
by me one more time?
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Yeah, very funny.
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No, I'm serious.
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I have a wicked hangover.
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Don't do
absinthe and beer.
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Yeah,
and definitely don't do it
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the night before you start
a new job.
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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Turn down the blower, boss.
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It is a beautiful day.
The sun is out.
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We are all alive
on the big blue ball.
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Yeah, but it's our job to
fill the big blue ball
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with more plastic bottles,
so let's get to work.
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Listen, mornings won't normally
be this tough.
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I just -- I was celebrating
a-a buddy of mine,
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a surfing buddy
moving to Australia.
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You got a surfing buddy
in Lanford?
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You got Google Maps,
right?
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So, we were heading to
California, uh,
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having adventures
along the way,
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and then our van
broke down here.
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So we decided to windsurf
Lake Michigan, as you would.
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So then, uh,
my buddy's grandmother
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left him a whole bunch of money,
and so he decided to
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move to a beach in Sydney,
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and I'm going to
meet him there when I can.
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Okay, well, it'd be nice
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if we could all just
take off for the beach,
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like, whenever
we feel like it.
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But some of us have to
make responsible choices,
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and it's my responsibility
to make sure
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that you show up on time
and you do your job.
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Wow, man.
That sounds like a drag.
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Listen, Spicoli.
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Get it together or you're
gonna have to catch a wave
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to the unemployment office.
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You know,
we're all carbon-based beings.
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If you added any more pressure,
you could turn into a diamond.
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I learned that
in Superman comics.
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Wow.
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I hadn't pegged you
as a reader.
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And I was blacked out
on my lawn
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when the school bus
dropped off my kids.
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They tried to drag me
into the house,
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but I was pushing
200 pounds,
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so all the kids got off the bus
to help.
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It was like ants
trying to move a watermelon.
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I hope you had
a doorbell cam,
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'cause the footage of that
sounds hilarious.
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Becky, it's important
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that this is a safe place and we
respect everybody's struggle.
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Congrats on losing
all that weight.
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I think a couple of
third-graders
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could drag you
to the house now.
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Come on,
give it up for Rachel.
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Becky,
we haven't heard from you yet.
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Is there anything
you'd like to share?
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Yeah.
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After hearing Rachel's story
and Drove Off the Bridge Guy,
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Shot My Ex in the Face Woman,
and Fell Asleep Smoking Lady,
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I realize that I'm not
as screwed up as you guys are.
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Really? So you just
wandered in here by mistake?
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Oh, no.
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Things definitely got
out of control
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the past few weeks
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because I was under
a lot of stress.
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But I'm really
more of a fun drunk.
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What does everybody think
about that?
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I was a fun drunk right until
I drove off the bridge.
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I was singing along to
"I Got Friends in Low Places."
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Next thing I know,
the car's an aquarium.
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And I was a hoot right up until
the attempted homicide.
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We're all here for a reason,
Becky.
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Including you.
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You wrote something
on your intake paperwork
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about an incident
involving your baby?
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00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:20,358
Yeah.
I fell asleep.
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And my aunt said
that something
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almost happened to the baby,
but it didn't.
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But you're here because you
think if you continue to drink,
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something could happen.
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Could've, would've,
might've...
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Are you kidding me?
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We are all one step past
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"could've, would've,
might have."
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You need to dig down
and face the truth.
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00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,726
Otherwise,
what are you doing here?
253
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,162
You're taking a spot
from somebody else
254
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,424
who wants to get well.
255
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,947
So you want me to leave?
256
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,993
'Cause I have no problem
doing that.
257
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,821
-What are you afraid of?
-I think she's afraid
258
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:50,301
she's just like the rest of us
and really belongs here.
259
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,347
I'll tell you
what I'm afraid of.
260
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,957
First of all,
the food here.
261
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,003
If dairy
doesn't belong with meat,
262
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,614
milk wouldn't come
from a cow.
263
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,964
And all you guys attacking me
isn't helping.
264
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,313
You're all schmucks!
265
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,274
I hope that means
what I think it does.
266
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:13,498
The house certainly is quiet
with Becky in rehab,
267
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,457
baby at Emilio's,
268
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:19,200
Mark is...somewhere.
269
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,898
You can actually hear your own
thoughts for a change.
270
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,469
Mmm.
271
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,950
These are so fresh.
272
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,910
It's like the crunch
is kind of
273
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,999
echoing through the kitchen,
isn't it?
274
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,402
Wow.
275
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,926
I guess some people
just can't handle the quiet.
276
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:55,671
Well,
isn't that just the way?
277
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,934
I'll get it.
Are you sure?
278
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,589
I'm closer since you're on
your way back to your own house.
279
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,032
Hello, Barb.
280
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,034
Hello, Jackie.
281
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,036
How are you doing?
282
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,343
How's it going with
your little stew cart?
283
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:17,780
It's not a cart.
284
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,739
It's a restaurant,
285
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:23,438
and I'm getting a little tired
of people assuming that stew
286
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:26,049
is some
"Grapes of Wrath" food
287
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:28,051
that's a last resort
for poor people.
288
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,227
Bouillabaisse is a stew.
289
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:31,620
So is Beef Bourguignon.
290
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,404
You ever see anybody
buying Beef Bourguignon
291
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,319
off a cart, huh, sister?
292
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,234
Okay,
so I think everyone's learned
293
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,802
a little about stew today.
294
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,066
Ah.
295
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,981
I-I didn't mean to
upset her.
296
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,635
Well, you got to be careful
around the insane.
297
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,725
Anyway, Ben's not here.
298
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,074
You may want to check
the hardware store.
299
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,249
It was good to see ya.
300
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,425
Actually, you're the one
I wanted to talk to.
301
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,645
Then I think it might be
a good time for another beer.
302
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,386
Can I get you something?
303
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,301
Uh...
304
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:04,087
I'd take a scotch or a bourb--
or a rye if you've got it.
305
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,785
We don't have
any saloon drinks here.
306
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,961
We have beer and light beer,
307
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,572
which is what we call
drinking half a beer.
308
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,313
A beer will be fine.
Great.
309
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:13,749
There you go.
310
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,403
Uh...
311
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:19,146
Ah, Jackie.
312
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,410
So, uh, what's on your mind?
313
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:26,153
I-I want to ask why your
daughter is supporting you
314
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,720
instead of starting a life
with my son.
315
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,679
Oh, you just walk into
the saloon
316
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,072
and start shootin',
huh, Tex?
317
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,682
Yeah, well,
I'm sorry to be so blunt,
318
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,075
but for whatever reason,
319
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,164
my son is really
in love with Darlene
320
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,687
and wants to
live with her.
321
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,994
Her paying your mortgage
322
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,344
is really standing
in the way of that.
323
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,693
Darlene isn't paying
my mortgage.
324
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,303
I got a little behind,
325
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,131
and it was the kids' idea
to help me out.
326
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,568
But you didn't have to
accept it.
327
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:54,137
You've created this codependent
situation with your kids
328
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:56,748
in order to maintain
the dysfunctional bond
329
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,012
you have with them.
330
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,667
I can tell by your tone you're
accusing me of something bad.
331
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,062
I don't know what it is, but
I don't have to stand for it.
332
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:09,849
Okay, here's the version
for idiots.
333
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,763
You want to
keep your kids around.
334
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,331
You clearly can't afford
this house.
335
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,900
So do everyone a favor
and sell it.
336
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,599
You got a hell of a nerve
coming in here and lecturing me
337
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,602
about what to do with my house
and how to treat my kids!
338
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:27,649
If I recall, you're the one
that messed up your kid
339
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,043
by getting knocked up
in the back of a van
340
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,219
and lying about it
for 40 years!
341
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,395
Yeah, well, at least the guy
who knocked me up
342
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,832
didn't use his kids
to pay for his van!
343
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:41,489
Well, this place is still mine
until the bank takes it,
344
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:45,493
so I still get to say get your
sorry ass out of my house!
345
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:48,104
You know, I came over
to pay a friendly visit,
346
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,541
but you insist on making it
contentious.
347
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,631
You didn't move back here
on your own.
348
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,372
Florida kicked you out,
didn't they?
349
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,983
It must've been really hard
saying goodbye
350
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,767
to all the other
alligators.
351
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,033
Wow,
you're here before me.
352
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,296
How late am I?
353
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,603
I wanted to get here early
and make up for yesterday.
354
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,431
I didn't want you to think
I was a flake.
355
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,346
Oh, no, it's okay.
356
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,088
I was a little wound up
for personal reasons.
357
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:18,482
So, do you really just
move from place to place
358
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:19,570
looking for a good time?
359
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,398
Yeah, pretty much.
360
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,705
I used to have a regular job,
and, uh,
361
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:26,708
I got tired of
waiting for life to start.
362
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,449
I can relate to that.
363
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,929
So I quit,
364
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,670
and I went to sleep
on a beach in Fiji,
365
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,411
which I quickly found out
366
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,457
was pretty awkward
being a single guy there
367
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,807
because everyone else
was on their honeymoon.
368
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,852
So I told everyone
369
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,333
that my wife was killed
by a shark day one.
370
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:48,208
Fiji sounds great.
371
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,038
These days, the only thing
I really want to do
372
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:56,390
is go to Hawaii and eat
a pineapple by a waterfall.
373
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,914
Actually, somebody gave me
a couple of free tickets,
374
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,829
but my boyfriend
doesn't want to go.
375
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,396
You're kidding.
Why not?
376
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,528
Well, he thinks we should
sell the tickets
377
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,661
and use the money
to pay off bills.
378
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,619
I don't know.
He won't even go to Michigan.
379
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,361
That was me before I lost
my wife to a shark in Fiji.
380
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,539
Yeah, I mean,
he's a good guy.
381
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:18,455
It's just the way
I see things is changing,
382
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:19,935
and, uh, yeah,
383
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,850
I don't know if he's willing
to change with me.
384
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,505
That's tough.
385
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:27,769
Listen, if you, uh,
if you ever need a friend
386
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,510
to travel with ya,
387
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,207
I would chuck this job
tomorrow.
388
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,993
Now, I say that to you
as my friend.
389
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:37,300
As my boss, I want you to know
that I love this job
390
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,172
and I am totally committed
to it.
391
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,698
As your friend,
thank you for the offer.
392
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,179
As your boss,
don't get too comfortable here.
393
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:53,142
Well, they've been lying to us
about sardines for years.
394
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,927
There's plenty of room
in here.
395
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,320
But if I did
sell the house --
396
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,453
Oh, Dan, don't.
397
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,237
Don't let Barb
get in your head.
398
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,413
But if I did,
399
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,763
Darlene and Ben
could finally live together,
400
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,201
and if I came out of it
with a few bucks,
401
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,986
I could help Becky
get her own place after rehab
402
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,466
and start her life fresh.
403
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,990
Mm.
Make money off this house?
404
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,123
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
405
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,733
I --
406
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,779
Is there a Picasso
underneath the singing fish?
407
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,349
Did George Washington, uh, drink
out of one of our jelly jars?
408
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,788
Hey, Jackie.
Hey, Dad.
409
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,181
Man, I'm starving.
410
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,922
What the hell
are you doing here?
411
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,445
They fixed me.
412
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,580
Mmm.
413
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,061
Look, I'm drinking orange juice
without vodka.
414
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,063
And I barely miss it.
415
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,721
Not good.
416
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,114
Not good.
417
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:55,944
Where's Beverly Rose?
418
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,293
She's at Emilio's.
419
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,338
Becky,
you got to get back there
420
00:17:58,512 --> 00:17:59,774
before they notice
and kick you out.
421
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,428
You were lucky to
get a bed at all.
422
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,039
We jumped too fast
putting me into a rehab.
423
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,476
I'll just go to meetings
and read some books and stuff.
424
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,348
Why are you resisting?
You were ready to do this.
425
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,176
I thought I was.
426
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,569
But I'm not gonna spill my guts
to a bunch of strangers
427
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:13,962
who are attacking me.
428
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,529
Now, please get out of
my way.
429
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:16,530
I'm going to get
Beverly Rose.
430
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,749
Becky, stop!
431
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,491
If you don't
go back to rehab,
432
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,798
you're not just screwing up
your own life.
433
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,452
You're screwing up
Beverly Rose's.
434
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,671
I had to grow up
with an alcoholic father.
435
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,325
I never
brought friends around
436
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,066
because he would
always embarrass me,
437
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,633
and every time
he went out at night,
438
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:36,419
I used to pray that
he wouldn't die in a car crash.
439
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:39,205
And then,
when things got really bad,
440
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,555
I prayed that he would.
441
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:44,079
So...
442
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,995
You really want to
put Beverly Rose through that?
443
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,219
But what if I can't do what
they're asking me to do?
444
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,873
Ooh,
you're as stubborn as I am.
445
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,875
But you're also
as tough as I am.
446
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:01,052
You need to go back there
and just get this done.
447
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,143
If you don't try,
you know where this goes.
448
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,239
Will you drive me back?
449
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,458
Sure, I'll take you.
450
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,331
It's lunchtime,
and I've only had one beer.
451
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,289
Hey, if you need a role model,
there you go.
452
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,293
If you're really serious
453
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,686
about figuring out
what the house is worth,
454
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,340
there's a ton of Realtors
on here,
455
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,342
come by
and give you a estimate.
456
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,605
Why are their teeth
so white?
457
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,476
People with good teeth
go into real estate.
458
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:36,349
Everybody knows that.
459
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,264
Why are we looking at
Realtors?
460
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,308
Did we get to the end of
the Internet?
461
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,570
Uh...
462
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,833
Barb came by and guilted
your dad about the house
463
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,661
because you helping
with the mortgage
464
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,663
is keeping
you and Ben apart.
465
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,144
Unbelievable.
466
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,841
E-Excuse me, Jackie.
I'm sorry.
467
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,408
Dad, can I talk to you
for a minute?
468
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,759
Mm.
469
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,849
Look, I don't care
what Barb says.
470
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,199
You should not
sell this house.
471
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,809
But she's right.
472
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,941
With you helping me out,
it's gonna be a long time
473
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,074
before you and Ben
get your place together.
474
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,468
Well, maybe that's okay.
475
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,383
No, it's not.
You've been patient long enough.
476
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:14,778
What I meant is right now,
477
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,303
I'm not in a rush
to move in with Ben.
478
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:21,176
I'm not sure we want
the same things anymore.
479
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,178
Hold up.
Are you -- Are you seriously
480
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,701
talking about
breaking up with him?
481
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,921
No. Um...
482
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,662
I mean, I-I don't know.
483
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:31,099
I-I just really need him
to be there for me,
484
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,622
and he's not stepping up.
485
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,146
So, I don't know.
486
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:39,020
I always assumed that Ben
was my future, but...
487
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,327
You know, is it okay if we don't
talk about this right now?
488
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,111
Yeah, it's fine.
489
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:48,638
There's just one thing
I want you to know.
490
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:51,467
If you do break up with Ben,
he's still my boss,
491
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,078
and I will have to take his side
and publicly bad-mouth you.
492
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,126
I understand.
493
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,697
I just want to apologize
for my behavior before.
494
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,394
It's okay.
495
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:06,569
This stuff is hard
for all of us.
496
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:09,224
Yeah, it really is.
497
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,530
And according to
the statistics,
498
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:14,011
about half of us
are going to relapse.
499
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,013
Just makes you wonder who.
500
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:22,063
I don't think Carlos
has driven off his last bridge.
501
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:24,326
Oh, come on!
502
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,285
This is what fun without
drinking looks like.