1 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:05,464 Could you pour me a to‐go cup? 2 00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:06,798 If I fall asleep in rehab, 3 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,968 I think it sends the wrong message. 4 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:11,428 Oh, and I took your shampoo 5 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,847 'cause I don't know what kind of stuff they'll have there. 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,642 You're gonna be picky? It's not a vacation, you know. 7 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:19,228 Just because drinking has made me dull and lifeless 8 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:22,648 doesn't mean my hair has to be. 9 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,316 I'm trying to keep it light, okay? 10 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:25,692 I know it's now or never. 11 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,195 [ Sighs ] 12 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,864 Are these the plane tickets Molly left you? 13 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,616 Weren't you gonna sell them? 14 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:36,161 I tried to. But I keep stopping. 15 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,288 I really wanted to go to Hawaii. 16 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:41,833 Yeah, she totally ruined your trip by dying. 17 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,794 I mean [Scoffs] 18 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:47,548 did she even think about how that would affect you? 19 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,758 I'm not making this about me. 20 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,051 Molly knew me 21 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,804 and she knew how good this would be for me. 22 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:55,430 I know that sounds like a lot of "me"s, 23 00:00:55,430 --> 00:01:00,018 but Molly just wanted what was best for...you know, I. 24 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,979 Hey, I'll make it about you. 25 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,313 I'm already packed. 26 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,649 I'll just toss the AA workbook, 27 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:08,026 throw in a bathing suit, and we're out of here. 28 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,362 What happened to "It's now or never"? 29 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,281 It became now or later. 30 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:15,033 No. Not going to happen. 31 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,326 Although I wish you could go, 32 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:17,911 'cause I can't find anybody else to go with me. 33 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,163 I can't believe Ben doesn't want to go. 34 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,165 He thinks I should give the money to Dad 35 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,667 so we can move in together sooner. 36 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,960 D.J.: Come on, Becky! 37 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:28,297 What's all this? 38 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:29,798 We just wanted to say goodbye, 39 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,258 tell you we know how hard this is, 40 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,801 and we're really proud of you. 41 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,553 Since you're going to a Jewish rehab, 42 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:36,763 I made you a cheat sheet of common Yiddish words. 43 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:38,807 I couldn't tell the difference between 44 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:39,975 schlemiel and schlimazel, 45 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:42,477 so I'd play it safe and go with schmuck. 46 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,771 I am so touched by this. 47 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,440 I'm a little... 48 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,233 verklempt. 49 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,235 I made you a dream catcher 50 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,362 to catch all your alcoholic thoughts. 51 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:55,949 Aww. Oh, it's not big enough, but that's very sweet. 52 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,200 I brought you some of my company's 53 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,369 international vending machine snacks. 54 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,829 The mackerel‐flavored potato chips ‐‐ 55 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,456 they were huge in Norway. 56 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,958 Just open the bag outside. 57 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,294 Well, I didn't know we were doing gifts, 58 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,129 so here's 5 bucks. 59 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,464 You can buy some cigarettes 60 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,591 and trade them with the other prisoners. 61 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,636 I'm just gonna put this stuff in the car 62 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,971 and come right back and say goodbye to the baby. 63 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,059 Thanks. 64 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,101 [ Door closes ] 65 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,354 I know this is gonna sound stupid, 66 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,356 but I wish I was going somewhere. 67 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:30,025 Well, drink excessively, and you can, too. 68 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,736 You know what I mean. 69 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,613 I mean, maybe Hawaii is too much, 70 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,032 but how about a couple days in South Haven? 71 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,409 We could rent a little Airbnb on the lake. 72 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,536 I've always wanted to try jet skiing. 73 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:44,498 Well, I've always wanted to live with my girlfriend, huh? 74 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,792 And if we keep saving our money, 75 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,669 that'll happen sooner than later. 76 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,629 Hey? And, plus, my "Spring Into Hardware" event 77 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:51,963 starts this weekend. 78 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,758 Oh, the son of the guy from Empire Carpets 79 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,635 is gonna be there. 80 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,679 I'll be able to check that off my bucket list. 81 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,722 [ Laughs ] 82 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,766 Where's my baby? 83 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:05,143 [ Gasps ] There's your mommy. 84 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,145 [ Baby wails ] Yeah. 85 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:10,357 Oh, Mommy's gonna miss you. 86 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:14,695 But things are gonna be so much better when she gets back. 87 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,113 Yes. 88 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,657 Just don't have any developmental breakthroughs 89 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:19,908 while I'm gone. 90 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,077 I know she's walking, 91 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,995 but if she tries to run, 92 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,747 say "no" and push her down. 93 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:38,552 ♪♪ 94 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:46,393 ♪♪ 95 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:54,192 ♪♪ 96 00:03:54,192 --> 00:04:02,117 ♪♪ 97 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,496 ♪ Whippoorwill ♪ 98 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:11,376 [ Static crackles ] ♪ He sounds too blue to fly ♪ 99 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,669 [ Bell rings, door opens ] 100 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,255 [ Clearer ] ♪ The midnight train ♪ 101 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,466 Don't take another step. I've got a gun! 102 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,592 No, you don't. 103 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:24,181 And what the hell are you doing in here, anyway? 104 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,266 Are you sleeping here? 105 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:30,979 I prefer to think of it as "communing with nature," 106 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,023 but yes, I am sleeping here. 107 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,567 You know what? Let me turn off my rock. 108 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:36,818 [ Music stops ] 109 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,820 [ Sighs ] What are you doing here? 110 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,155 You're supposed to be in Florida. 111 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:43,283 I only agreed to move there because our friends are there ‐‐ 112 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,578 and your father wanted to play golf all year round. 113 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:47,871 Then when he died, 114 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,957 I realized they were his friends 115 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,876 and I hate them. 116 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,669 So, what, you're moving back here? 117 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:57,839 Yes. This is where my friends are. 118 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,674 That doesn't sound right. 119 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,677 Well, you're here. 120 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,638 I‐I was hoping we could be friends. 121 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,223 Oh. Sure. 122 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,225 Yeah, the whole "mom and son" thing didn't work out. 123 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,310 Let's try friends. 124 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,645 You should've texted me, you know, 125 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,063 and let me know you were coming. 126 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,732 Well, I didn't want to give you a head start. 127 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,654 Ah. So, what is going on here? 128 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,531 I thought you sold the magazine 129 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:26,326 and you were living in some fancy house with Darlene. 130 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,663 Look, Mom, things are just a little different 131 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,581 than I led you to believe. 132 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,334 I got in bed with a corporation, and they ended up 133 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,127 kicking me out of my own magazine. 134 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:39,464 And the fancy house is 135 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:42,008 Darlene's childhood bedroom. 136 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,468 I just told you all that other stuff 137 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,387 since I thought you'd be living in Florida. 138 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:48,807 So, you see, this is really kinda your fault. 139 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,142 Yeah. 140 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,061 So, don't tell me Darlene 141 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:56,356 is going to be moving into your little hobo camp. 142 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,942 Don't be ridiculous. 143 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,945 Look. 144 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,154 I don't want to rent an apartment 145 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,031 unless Darlene can move in with me. 146 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,868 And right now, her dad doesn't want to let go of the house, 147 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,287 so she has to help him with the mortgage. 148 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,705 Uh‐huh. 149 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,373 And how long is that going to be? 150 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,666 I don't know. 151 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,334 She's been helping him out for more than a year. 152 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,460 A year?! 153 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,879 I know! 154 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:23,049 I wanted to give her a chance to try and figure it out, but... 155 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,218 I miss her. 156 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,554 I am sure it'll all work out. 157 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,556 Of course. 158 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,475 And if you strike gold in the plumbing section, 159 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,060 word will get out, 160 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:38,148 and there'll be a stampede of them fancy city gals. 161 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,442 Yee‐haw, you dope! 162 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:44,946 ♪♪ 163 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:48,366 Well, Jeff, welcome to Wellman Plastics. 164 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:51,494 Congratulations on being late your first day. 165 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,413 I, uh, could've been here earlier, 166 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,206 but I wouldn't have been this put together. 167 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,752 By the way, I've been vaccinated. 168 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:02,255 Okay, that's enough scintillating conversation. 169 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,382 Uh, this is not a hard job. 170 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,593 Uh, the bottles come down the line. 171 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,803 You put them in one of these boxes. 172 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,806 You put the box on the line. 173 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,308 Rinse, repeat. 174 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,101 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I‐I'm sorry. 175 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,479 Could you ‐‐ Could you run that by me one more time? 176 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:18,938 Yeah, very funny. 177 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,148 No, I'm serious. 178 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,025 I have a wicked hangover. 179 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,235 Don't do absinthe and beer. 180 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,779 Yeah, and definitely don't do it 181 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,656 the night before you start a new job. 182 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:29,240 What the hell is wrong with you? 183 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,242 Turn down the blower, boss. 184 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:33,662 It is a beautiful day. The sun is out. 185 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:37,457 We are all alive on the big blue ball. 186 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,835 Yeah, but it's our job to fill the big blue ball 187 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:43,213 with more plastic bottles, so let's get to work. 188 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,423 Listen, mornings won't normally be this tough. 189 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:48,176 I just ‐‐ I was celebrating a‐a buddy of mine, 190 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,637 a surfing buddy moving to Australia. 191 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,972 You got a surfing buddy in Lanford? 192 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,392 You got Google Maps, right? 193 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:58,019 So, we were heading to California, uh, 194 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,896 having adventures along the way, 195 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,648 and then our van broke down here. 196 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:06,152 So we decided to windsurf Lake Michigan, as you would. 197 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,322 So then, uh, my buddy's grandmother 198 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,991 left him a whole bunch of money, and so he decided to 199 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,326 move to a beach in Sydney, 200 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,161 and I'm going to meet him there when I can. 201 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,746 Okay, well, it'd be nice 202 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,581 if we could all just take off for the beach, 203 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,208 like, whenever we feel like it. 204 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,585 But some of us have to make responsible choices, 205 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,462 and it's my responsibility to make sure 206 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,215 that you show up on time and you do your job. 207 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:31,052 Wow, man. That sounds like a drag. 208 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,470 Listen, Spicoli. 209 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,432 Get it together or you're gonna have to catch a wave 210 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,225 to the unemployment office. 211 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,395 You know, we're all carbon‐based beings. 212 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:43,857 If you added any more pressure, you could turn into a diamond. 213 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,278 I learned that in Superman comics. 214 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,487 Wow. 215 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,072 I hadn't pegged you as a reader. 216 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,076 And I was blacked out on my lawn 217 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,579 when the school bus dropped off my kids. 218 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,997 They tried to drag me into the house, 219 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,498 but I was pushing 200 pounds, 220 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:03,043 so all the kids got off the bus to help. 221 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,253 It was like ants trying to move a watermelon. 222 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,755 I hope you had a doorbell cam, 223 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,798 'cause the footage of that sounds hilarious. 224 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:09,716 [ Laughs ] 225 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,426 Becky, it's important 226 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:14,512 that this is a safe place and we respect everybody's struggle. 227 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,682 Congrats on losing all that weight. 228 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,059 I think a couple of third‐graders 229 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,727 could drag you to the house now. 230 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,063 Come on, give it up for Rachel. 231 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,900 Becky, we haven't heard from you yet. 232 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,651 Is there anything you'd like to share? 233 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:29,986 Yeah. 234 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:33,823 After hearing Rachel's story and Drove Off the Bridge Guy, 235 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:38,328 Shot My Ex in the Face Woman, and Fell Asleep Smoking Lady, 236 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:41,664 I realize that I'm not as screwed up as you guys are. 237 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,209 Really? So you just wandered in here by mistake? 238 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,376 Becky: Oh, no. 239 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,045 Things definitely got out of control 240 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,129 the past few weeks 241 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,131 because I was under a lot of stress. 242 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,300 But I'm really more of a fun drunk. 243 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,386 What does everybody think about that? 244 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,556 I was a fun drunk right until I drove off the bridge. 245 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,309 I was singing along to "I Got Friends in Low Places." 246 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:04,104 Next thing I know, the car's an aquarium. 247 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,982 And I was a hoot right up until the attempted homicide. 248 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,319 We're all here for a reason, Becky. 249 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,487 Including you. 250 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,155 You wrote something on your intake paperwork 251 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,949 about an incident involving your baby? 252 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,868 Yeah. I fell asleep. 253 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,662 And my aunt said that something 254 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,081 almost happened to the baby, but it didn't. 255 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,166 But you're here because you think if you continue to drink, 256 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,292 something could happen. 257 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,628 Could've, would've, might've... 258 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,255 Are you kidding me? 259 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,132 We are all one step past 260 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,383 "could've, would've, might have." 261 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,386 You need to dig down and face the truth. 262 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,138 Otherwise, what are you doing here? 263 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,681 You're taking a spot from somebody else 264 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:40,932 who wants to get well. 265 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,308 So you want me to leave? 266 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,269 'Cause I have no problem doing that. 267 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,187 What are you afraid of? I think she's afraid 268 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,815 she's just like the rest of us and really belongs here. 269 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,817 I'll tell you what I'm afraid of. 270 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,569 First of all, the food here. 271 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,320 If dairy doesn't belong with meat, 272 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,073 milk wouldn't come from a cow. 273 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,576 And all you guys attacking me isn't helping. 274 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,994 You're all schmucks! 275 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,998 I hope that means what I think it does. 276 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:12,213 The house certainly is quiet with Becky in rehab, 277 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,965 baby at Emilio's, 278 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:17,760 Mark is...somewhere. 279 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,638 You can actually hear your own thoughts for a change. 280 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,558 [ Chip crunches loudly ] 281 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,144 Mmm. 282 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,396 These are so fresh. 283 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,525 It's like the crunch is kind of 284 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,652 echoing through the kitchen, isn't it? 285 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,362 [ Laughs ] 286 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,914 Wow. 287 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,666 I guess some people just can't handle the quiet. 288 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:50,960 [ Knock on door ] 289 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,130 Well, isn't that just the way? 290 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,299 I'll get it. Are you sure? 291 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,135 I'm closer since you're on your way back to your own house. 292 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,638 [ Knock on door ] 293 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,602 Hello, Barb. 294 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,646 Hello, Jackie. 295 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,439 How are you doing? 296 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,150 How's it going with your little stew cart? 297 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,193 [ Door closes ] 298 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,486 It's not a cart. 299 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,238 It's a restaurant, 300 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,991 and I'm getting a little tired of people assuming that stew 301 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,452 is some "Grapes of Wrath" food 302 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,663 that's a last resort for poor people. 303 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,831 Bouillabaisse is a stew. 304 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,124 So is Beef Bourguignon. 305 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,918 You ever see anybody buying Beef Bourguignon 306 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,878 off a cart, huh, sister? 307 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,797 Okay, so I think everyone's learned 308 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,299 a little about stew today. 309 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,678 Ah. 310 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,388 I‐I didn't mean to upset her. 311 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,348 Well, you got to be careful around the insane. 312 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,101 Anyway, Ben's not here. 313 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,602 You may want to check the hardware store. 314 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,687 It was good to see ya. 315 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,939 Actually, you're the one I wanted to talk to. 316 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,108 Then I think it might be a good time for another beer. 317 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,151 Can I get you something? 318 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,569 Uh... 319 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:02,490 I'd take a scotch or a bourb‐‐ or a rye if you've got it. 320 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,492 We don't have any saloon drinks here. 321 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,411 We have beer and light beer, 322 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,163 which is what we call drinking half a beer. 323 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,957 A beer will be fine. Great. 324 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,292 There you go. 325 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,085 Uh... [ Laughs ] 326 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,505 Ah, Jackie. 327 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,758 [ Clears throat ] So, uh, what's on your mind? 328 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:24,512 I‐I want to ask why your daughter is supporting you 329 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,181 instead of starting a life with my son. 330 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,100 Oh, you just walk into the saloon 331 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,643 and start shootin', huh, Tex? 332 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,353 Yeah, well, I'm sorry to be so blunt, 333 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,646 but for whatever reason, 334 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,815 my son is really in love with Darlene 335 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,400 and wants to live with her. 336 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,444 Her paying your mortgage 337 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,946 is really standing in the way of that. 338 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,406 Darlene isn't paying my mortgage. 339 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,574 I got a little behind, 340 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,743 and it was the kids' idea to help me out. 341 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,828 But you didn't have to accept it. 342 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,790 You've created this codependent situation with your kids 343 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,460 in order to maintain the dysfunctional bond 344 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,420 you have with them. 345 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,965 I can tell by your tone you're accusing me of something bad. 346 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:04,510 I don't know what it is, but I don't have to stand for it. 347 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:08,347 Okay, here's the version for idiots. 348 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,224 You want to keep your kids around. 349 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,894 You clearly can't afford this house. 350 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,481 So do everyone a favor and sell it. 351 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,151 You got a hell of a nerve coming in here and lecturing me 352 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:23,154 about what to do with my house and how to treat my kids! 353 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:26,199 If I recall, you're the one that messed up your kid 354 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,493 by getting knocked up in the back of a van 355 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,620 and lying about it for 40 years! 356 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,747 Yeah, well, at least the guy who knocked me up 357 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,458 didn't use his kids to pay for his van! 358 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,796 Well, this place is still mine until the bank takes it, 359 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:43,800 so I still get to say get your sorry ass out of my house! 360 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,511 You know, I came over to pay a friendly visit, 361 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,305 but you insist on making it contentious. 362 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,348 [ Scoffs ] 363 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,100 You didn't move back here on your own. 364 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,893 Florida kicked you out, didn't they? 365 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,603 It must've been really hard saying goodbye 366 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,480 to all the other alligators. 367 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,900 ♪♪ 368 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,777 Wow, you're here before me. 369 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,695 How late am I? 370 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,156 I wanted to get here early and make up for yesterday. 371 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,033 I didn't want you to think I was a flake. 372 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,785 Oh, no, it's okay. 373 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,538 I was a little wound up for personal reasons. 374 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:17,125 So, do you really just move from place to place 375 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,334 looking for a good time? 376 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,961 Yeah, pretty much. 377 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,255 I used to have a regular job, and, uh, 378 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,258 I got tired of waiting for life to start. 379 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,051 I can relate to that. 380 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,427 So I quit, 381 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,180 and I went to sleep on a beach in Fiji, 382 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,932 which I quickly found out 383 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,017 was pretty awkward being a single guy there 384 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,520 because everyone else was on their honeymoon. 385 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,313 So I told everyone 386 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,066 that my wife was killed by a shark day one. 387 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,821 Fiji sounds great. 388 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,656 [ Sighs ] 389 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,491 These days, the only thing I really want to do 390 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:54,787 is go to Hawaii and eat a pineapple by a waterfall. 391 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,415 Actually, somebody gave me a couple of free tickets, 392 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,333 but my boyfriend doesn't want to go. 393 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,002 You're kidding. Why not? 394 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,129 Well, he thinks we should sell the tickets 395 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,214 and use the money to pay off bills. 396 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,966 I don't know. He won't even go to Michigan. 397 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,136 That was me before I lost my wife to a shark in Fiji. 398 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,098 Yeah, I mean, he's a good guy. 399 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,018 It's just the way I see things is changing, 400 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,436 and, uh, yeah, 401 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,605 I don't know if he's willing to change with me. 402 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,857 That's tough. 403 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,527 Listen, if you, uh, if you ever need a friend 404 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,112 to travel with ya, 405 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,864 I would chuck this job tomorrow. 406 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,491 Now, I say that to you as my friend. 407 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,953 As my boss, I want you to know that I love this job 408 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,705 and I am totally committed to it. 409 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,210 As your friend, thank you for the offer. 410 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,670 As your boss, don't get too comfortable here. 411 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,299 ♪♪ 412 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,802 Well, they've been lying to us about sardines for years. 413 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:54,388 There's plenty of room in here. 414 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,932 But if I did sell the house ‐‐ 415 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,975 Oh, Dan, don't. 416 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,810 Don't let Barb get in your head. 417 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,771 But if I did, 418 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,315 Darlene and Ben could finally live together, 419 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,651 and if I came out of it with a few bucks, 420 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,528 I could help Becky get her own place after rehab 421 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,113 and start her life fresh. 422 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,491 Mm. Make money off this house? 423 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,868 Yeah. Well, I don't know. 424 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,328 I ‐‐ [ Laughs ] 425 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:20,248 Is there a Picasso underneath the singing fish? 426 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,961 Did George Washington, uh, drink out of one of our jelly jars? 427 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,796 [ Laughs ] 428 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,298 Hey, Jackie. Hey, Dad. 429 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,883 Man, I'm starving. 430 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,677 What the hell are you doing here? 431 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,178 They fixed me. 432 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,140 Mmm. 433 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,726 Look, I'm drinking orange juice without vodka. 434 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,603 And I barely miss it. 435 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,277 Not good. 436 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,695 Not good. 437 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,699 Where's Beverly Rose? 438 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,741 She's at Emilio's. 439 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,993 Becky, you got to get back there 440 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,327 before they notice and kick you out. 441 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,829 You were lucky to get a bed at all. 442 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,623 We jumped too fast putting me into a rehab. 443 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,959 I'll just go to meetings and read some books and stuff. 444 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,003 Why are you resisting? You were ready to do this. 445 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,629 I thought I was. 446 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,173 But I'm not gonna spill my guts to a bunch of strangers 447 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,466 who are attacking me. 448 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,135 Now, please get out of my way. 449 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,386 I'm going to get Beverly Rose. 450 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,263 Becky, stop! 451 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,849 If you don't go back to rehab, 452 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,310 you're not just screwing up your own life. 453 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,811 You're screwing up Beverly Rose's. 454 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,314 I had to grow up with an alcoholic father. 455 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,815 I never brought friends around 456 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,567 because he would always embarrass me, 457 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,235 and every time he went out at night, 458 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,822 I used to pray that he wouldn't die in a car crash. 459 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,908 And then, when things got really bad, 460 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,411 I prayed that he would. 461 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,580 So... 462 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,791 You really want to put Beverly Rose through that? 463 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,961 [ Sighs ] 464 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,631 But what if I can't do what they're asking me to do? 465 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,425 Ooh, you're as stubborn as I am. 466 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,427 But you're also as tough as I am. 467 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,472 You need to go back there and just get this done. 468 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,975 If you don't try, you know where this goes. 469 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,984 Will you drive me back? 470 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,153 Sure, I'll take you. 471 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,822 It's lunchtime, and I've only had one beer. 472 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,116 Hey, if you need a role model, there you go. 473 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,703 If you're really serious 474 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,330 about figuring out what the house is worth, 475 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,831 there's a ton of Realtors on here, 476 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,833 come by and give you a estimate. 477 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,211 Why are their teeth so white? 478 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,129 People with good teeth go into real estate. 479 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,799 Everybody knows that. 480 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,717 Why are we looking at Realtors? 481 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,010 Did we get to the end of the Internet? 482 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,136 Uh... 483 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,347 Barb came by and guilted your dad about the house 484 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,224 because you helping with the mortgage 485 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,226 is keeping you and Ben apart. 486 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,603 Unbelievable. 487 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,397 E‐Excuse me, Jackie. I'm sorry. 488 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,190 Dad, can I talk to you for a minute? 489 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,443 Mm. 490 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,405 Look, I don't care what Barb says. 491 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,906 You should not sell this house. 492 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,157 But she's right. 493 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,493 With you helping me out, it's gonna be a long time 494 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,578 before you and Ben get your place together. 495 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,123 Well, maybe that's okay. 496 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,166 No, it's not. You've been patient long enough. 497 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,337 What I meant is right now, 498 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,840 I'm not in a rush to move in with Ben. 499 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,635 I'm not sure we want the same things anymore. 500 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,595 Hold up. Are you ‐‐ Are you seriously 501 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,472 talking about breaking up with him? 502 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,391 No. Um... 503 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,184 I mean, I‐I don't know. 504 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,520 I‐I just really need him to be there for me, 505 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,313 and he's not stepping up. 506 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,607 So, I don't know. 507 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:37,528 I always assumed that Ben was my future, but... 508 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,989 You know, is it okay if we don't talk about this right now? 509 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,699 Yeah, it's fine. 510 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,996 There's just one thing I want you to know. 511 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,874 If you do break up with Ben, he's still my boss, 512 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,626 and I will have to take his side and publicly bad‐mouth you. 513 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,672 I understand. 514 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:02,261 I just want to apologize for my behavior before. 515 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,763 Rachel: It's okay. 516 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,181 This stuff is hard for all of us. 517 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,683 Yeah, it really is. 518 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,101 And according to the statistics, 519 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,480 about half of us are going to relapse. 520 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,648 Just makes you wonder who. 521 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:20,654 I don't think Carlos has driven off his last bridge. 522 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,740 Oh, come on! 523 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,117 This is what fun without drinking looks like.