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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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We're not gonna find any change.
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We haven't had anybody over in months.
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If we do find something,
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we're just taking it from each other.
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That's like robbing Peter to pay Peter.
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We all know Peter's broke.
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Why do these things have zippers?
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I guess you're supposed to
take the pillow out
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and wash the cover.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Well, we haven't done it in 32 years.
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If we wash them now, all that'll
be left is the zipper.
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Hey, guys. We can't stay long.
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We just got our test results in.
We're COVID-negative.
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Just came back.
Got to clean up a little,
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charge our phones,
and get back to the protest.
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I thought you couldn't go
because you had to go to work.
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I'm only going on my days off.
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Hey, all. I'm Josh.
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No, no. Don't make a speech.
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Hey! Don't rush off.
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Let your guest sit on the couch.
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Who's that guy?
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I think I saw him when I went
down there to talk to Harris,
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but I'm not sure what's going on.
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Something must be going on,
'cause if I'm not mistaken,
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he's the first guy
she's brought home, right?
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Well, I'm sure it's just a friend.
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You don't bring a boyfriend over here
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unless it's a ritual sacrifice
of some kind.
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Oh, hey.
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Do you know anything about this Josh guy
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that Harris brought home?
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I've seen him on her Instagram.
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She was spray painting
something on a building,
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and he was holding her cans.
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I love you 'cause you don't know
what that means.
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The sink is backing up.
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That means they're taking
a shower together.
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Oh, I doubt that.
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She's only known him for a couple days.
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At their age, a couple days
is all you need
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to start soaping each other up.
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Uh, Mark, can you give us a minute?
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Yeah, good idea.
Otherwise I might figure out
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what "soaping each other up" means.
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Grow up, Nana.
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Josh is a boyfriend.
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Well, all right, well, if he is,
I need to know way more about him.
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Oh, I know all about Josh's type.
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Lots of hair, lots of lies.
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Not necessarily.
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I've dated a lot of bald liars.
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Some of them lied about having hair.
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I'm just saying there is
a right way to do this.
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First you tell the mom
how young she looks.
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Then you wait until
everybody goes to sleep,
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then you sneak to the backyard
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and have sex behind the chicken coop.
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A little respect...
that's all I'm asking for here.
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She's 18, Darlene.
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It's not the end of the world
if Harris has shower sex.
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You better hope that's all
they're doing up there.
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What do you think they're doing
that's worse than sex?
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I'm not getting into it
with you squares.
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Hey. I'm Darlene, Harris' mom.
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Oh, you're Harris' mom?
You look so young.
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Oh. I'm not the type that needs
that kind of thing, but thanks.
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Okay if I grab a couple sodas, Darlene?
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Oh, sure, Josh. I just
put some in the fridge.
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And, you know, while you're in there,
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why don't you hang out
with Harris' aunts?
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They're super curious
and fun to talk to.
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Sure.
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Hey.
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So, uh, sit down a minute, Josh.
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That was a quick shower.
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Yeah, Harris wanted to take hers,
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and I'm just grabbing her a soda.
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Separate showers... noted.
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Squares.
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Oh, you may want to fix your
water pressure, by the way.
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It's somewhere in between
a trickle and a leak.
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So we're to take from that
that at your house,
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you have great water pressure?
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Good to know.
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So, your house with good water pressure,
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uh, you live there alone,
with a roommate, or...
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maybe a wife?
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Yeah, I'm not married.
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So you're living with your girlfriend.
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I'm sorry... boyfriend.
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Uh, I live with my folks,
and it's strictly platonic.
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Good. So... you and Harris.
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Camping out at the protest together.
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Are you together-together,
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or is this one of these, uh,
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"everybody's lovin' everybody" deals?
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And that's not a judgment.
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She's a freak.
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You know, we're really not into labels.
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We're just hanging.
I think Harris is great.
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And she's got this aura of
positivity and light around her.
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Yeah.
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After a couple weed gummies.
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That's not a judgment, either.
She's an alcoholic.
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Harris really wanted her soda.
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What'd you guys find out?
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Did you just walk around the house?
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He's not married, he and Harris
are definitely a thing,
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although they're not labeling it,
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and he and his folks have
great water pressure at home.
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Oh, my God. And they're a thing?
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This is it.
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This is Harris' first real boyfriend.
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What are you so worried about?
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- Let's see where this goes.
- We know where this goes.
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You Conner girls always marry
the first guys you bring home.
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Roseanne did, you did, and so did you.
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No, that was a little different.
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We didn't have a lot of options.
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We were living in a run-down,
crowded house
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and we were trying desperately
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to get the hell away from our family.
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Okay, we really got to
find out about this guy.
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3x08
Young Love, Old Lions and Middle-Aged Hyenas
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Hey. What, you gonna build something?
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Yeah, I really need a closet
in the basement.
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Uh, you know a closet is
basically a square, right?
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'Cause that looks like an
optical illusion of some sort.
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Clearly I breastfed so long today,
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the baby sucked out all my brains.
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Well, hey, I'd love a project.
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Shopping for other people's groceries
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isn't as fulfilling as it sounds.
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Why don't you let me
help you build the thing?
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Oh, that's sweet, Ben,
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but these aren't
the hands of a carpenter.
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These are the baby-soft hands
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of a man who picks out
other people's toilet paper.
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Oh-kay. I grew up in
my dad's hardware store, okay?
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I can do something simple like a closet.
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Come on. Let's go down to the basement,
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and we'll get the right measurements.
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Okay, but don't tell my dad.
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The poor guy feels like he has
to do everything around here,
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so I wanted to surprise him
by having it done already.
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I've always felt bad that he wanted sons
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and he had me, Darlene, and DJ.
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How are we gonna keep your dad
from seeing it?
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Doesn't he go down there
once in a while?
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Oh, nah. His knees are shot.
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Uh, the stairs are like a vertical moat.
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I'm so sorry, guys.
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I got caught up at work.
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Wow. This looks great, Dad.
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So, Josh, love your mother,
hate your mother?
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That is so funny.
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Josh's parents wanted to know
the exact same thing about me.
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Boy, that was a tough moment.
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Wow. So you, uh... you met
Josh's parents already?
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Oh, yeah, just on the phone.
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Josh was telling me all about
their protest plans.
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Yeah, we are ready to occupy
major financial institutions
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in order to make a point
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about the uneven distribution of wealth.
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Interesting, because if you
start breaking into banks,
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I think the police will
enjoy the opportunity
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to debate your political beliefs
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with repeated nightsticks to the head.
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That's a chance we're willing to take.
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You guys have no idea how bad
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the income inequality is
in this country.
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I have some idea.
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Would you like a jelly glass
for your generic cola?
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Look, I understand that you're willing
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to take a chance with your own head,
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but now you're talking about
my daughter's head.
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Mom, that's the only way
to get social-media coverage.
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I mean, Josh knows what he's doing.
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He's gone to a million protests.
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He's kind of a genius at this stuff.
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Mm-hmm. If they come at us,
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we're just gonna live-stream it.
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I have a video of me getting hit
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with a tear-gas canister in Philly.
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There was blood everywhere.
30,000 views.
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That's insane.
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Mom, I know you're kind of
nervous about this,
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but don't worry.
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We know what we're doing.
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Should probably get going.
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Gonna need this for the tear gas.
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That...
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That's almond milk!
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This is bad.
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Harris is listening to this kid,
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and the only thing we know about him
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is that he can't wait
to get into it with the cops.
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You got to go online and see if
this kid's got a death wish
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or is just talking like that
to impress Harris.
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With you and your sisters,
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the only way I could get information
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was by giving your boyfriends
a friendly squeeze
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right where the spine
meets the brain stem.
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But times change.
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Okay, where do you want
the shelf for your shoes?
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One shelf? I'm not Darlene.
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What the hell's going on here?
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He made it across the moat.
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- Hey, Dad.
- What's that supposed to be?
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Uh, a closet. It's almost done.
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All it needs is a coat of paint
and a door.
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I asked Ben to help me.
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I grew up in a hardware store.
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Well, if you'd grown up in
a house and gone to school,
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you would've known
you need masonry anchors.
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There's cinderblock behind that.
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You can't just join it
together like this.
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Well, that's one opinion,
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but the way I was taught,
those screws will work.
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You just have to use
the right-sized drill bit.
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You know what? You're probably right.
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I've only got 45 years
in the construction business.
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What do I know about building
things in my own house?
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It looks like you've done a great job.
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What are you doing?!
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That took hours!
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You're so tired
when you get home from work,
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I thought you'd be happy
you didn't have to do it.
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Well, I'm not happy
'cause now I got to redo it.
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Nobody does anything in this
house without asking me first.
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You know, that doesn't prove anything.
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You know? You could do that
to any closet.
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Josh is full of bull.
I can't even find that
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"Philadelphia blood everywhere"
thing he was talking about.
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And, by the way, never Google that.
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Keep looking.
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I want to be sure that
Harris is safe with him.
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We checked all the records,
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every one of his socialmedia accounts.
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We didn't find anything weird.
Give it up.
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Oh, you stupid old women.
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If you want to know about someone,
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you don't look at what they post.
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Everybody lies.
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You got to look at their parents
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or at their idiot friends
who drunk-post.
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That's where you'll get the truth.
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Here's his dad.
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Ohh. Whoa. Look.
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T-That's his house.
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00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:54,612
Doesn't look very big,
but it's really nice.
255
00:10:54,646 --> 00:10:57,048
That's not a house. That's a yacht.
256
00:10:57,082 --> 00:10:59,283
They have a yacht!
257
00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:01,652
Any idea what crawled up Dad's butt?
258
00:11:01,687 --> 00:11:03,120
He just went off on me.
259
00:11:03,155 --> 00:11:05,923
Who cares? Look at this yacht.
260
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,658
Are we looking at buying one?
261
00:11:07,726 --> 00:11:10,127
Because things changed a lot
in the past hour.
262
00:11:10,195 --> 00:11:12,697
He isn't a psychopath! He's rich!
263
00:11:12,764 --> 00:11:15,499
- Who's rich?
- Josh and his family.
264
00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,134
Look.
265
00:11:17,202 --> 00:11:19,003
Oh, his dad's pretty good-looking.
266
00:11:19,071 --> 00:11:21,839
And his mom's got "first wife"
written all over her.
267
00:11:21,873 --> 00:11:23,541
I bet he's looking to trade up.
268
00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:25,476
He's too old for you, Becky.
269
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:28,612
Besides, I'd actually
kill that woman for him.
270
00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:31,282
Let's check out his drunk friends.
271
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,317
Wow.
272
00:11:33,352 --> 00:11:35,720
Looks like Josh didn't lie
about doing a lot of protests,
273
00:11:35,754 --> 00:11:38,556
but he's also been doing
a lot of ladies.
274
00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:40,057
Oh, yeah, look.
275
00:11:40,092 --> 00:11:41,859
Here's a picture of him
blocking bulldozers
276
00:11:41,893 --> 00:11:44,756
in the Amazon rainforest
with a hot Brazilian girl.
277
00:11:44,818 --> 00:11:46,873
And here's another one three months ago
278
00:11:46,898 --> 00:11:49,467
where he's protesting
the Keystone Pipeline
279
00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:52,561
with his arm around a girl
from the Sioux Nation.
280
00:11:52,604 --> 00:11:55,439
Oh, my God! This is ridiculous!
281
00:11:55,474 --> 00:11:57,808
He has a girl for every cause.
282
00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:01,178
This guy is just using Harris
as his poverty poster girl,
283
00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:02,813
and when he's done with this protest,
284
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,282
he's gonna dump her,
and it's gonna destroy her.
285
00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:06,484
I got to go down there.
286
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,586
Oh, poor Harris.
287
00:12:08,653 --> 00:12:10,888
Making a bad choice can ruin your life.
288
00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:15,359
Hey, check out if, uh,
Josh's dad is an activist, too.
289
00:12:15,393 --> 00:12:18,028
Yeah, see if he's into
290
00:12:18,063 --> 00:12:20,865
rescuing single broke mothers
from their basements
291
00:12:20,899 --> 00:12:24,268
and releasing them to run free
in sprawling mansions.
292
00:12:31,732 --> 00:12:34,214
Dad, take a break.
293
00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:36,813
You can't build my closet in one day.
294
00:12:36,847 --> 00:12:38,882
If I leave this half-finished,
you and the beard farmer
295
00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:40,250
are just gonna go back down there
296
00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:42,155
and screw things up even worse.
297
00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:44,610
We were just trying to take
something off your plate.
298
00:12:44,635 --> 00:12:45,702
Think you know what happens
299
00:12:45,727 --> 00:12:48,862
when somebody tries to
take something off my plate.
300
00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:52,132
I don't get it.
Why did you get so angry?
301
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,201
Because I don't want Ben
doing stuff for me
302
00:12:54,235 --> 00:12:56,603
'cause you think I'm too old
to do it myself.
303
00:12:56,671 --> 00:12:59,372
I didn't say old. I said "tired."
304
00:12:59,407 --> 00:13:01,274
I know what you meant.
305
00:13:01,342 --> 00:13:03,410
I don't like seeing you
306
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:06,146
working yourself to death
to prove a point!
307
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,647
Instead of being out here,
308
00:13:07,682 --> 00:13:10,317
you should be on the couch
with Louise having a beer
309
00:13:10,384 --> 00:13:13,487
or... or working on your bike
having a beer or...
310
00:13:13,521 --> 00:13:16,690
having a beer
and planning your next beer.
311
00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:18,258
Or having a bunch of beers
312
00:13:18,326 --> 00:13:21,428
and building a closet
to see how it turns out.
313
00:13:21,462 --> 00:13:23,597
Oh. Beer.
314
00:13:27,802 --> 00:13:30,704
Harris?
315
00:13:30,772 --> 00:13:33,673
Harris?
316
00:13:35,376 --> 00:13:38,712
Mom. What do you want?
317
00:13:38,746 --> 00:13:42,716
Listen, I found some stuff out
about Josh on the Internet
318
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,351
that I think you need to know.
319
00:13:44,385 --> 00:13:46,386
You looked him up?
That is really creepy.
320
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:49,222
No, it wasn't me.
It was Jackie and Becky.
321
00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:51,424
With a technical assist from Mark.
322
00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:53,827
Did you know that Josh is rich?
323
00:13:53,861 --> 00:13:54,995
Shh!
324
00:13:56,364 --> 00:13:58,498
Yes, I know that his parents have money.
325
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,901
So what? He's more committed
than anyone here.
326
00:14:00,935 --> 00:14:03,970
Yeah, of course he is,
because if he gets arrested,
327
00:14:04,005 --> 00:14:08,408
then Daddy, accompanied by his
new girlfriend, Jackie or Becky,
328
00:14:08,442 --> 00:14:10,877
bails him out
and wipes his record clean.
329
00:14:10,912 --> 00:14:13,013
If you get arrested, you're on your own.
330
00:14:13,047 --> 00:14:15,248
What are you talking about?
Of course he would help me.
331
00:14:15,316 --> 00:14:16,850
I'm his girlfriend.
332
00:14:18,786 --> 00:14:21,188
All right.
333
00:14:26,194 --> 00:14:29,396
Here's the thing.
334
00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:33,066
Josh has a different girl
for every cause, all right?
335
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,368
So this is about class struggle,
336
00:14:35,403 --> 00:14:38,939
so you're the poor white girl
that gives him street cred.
337
00:14:38,973 --> 00:14:41,174
Wow. You are so messed up.
338
00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:43,009
I don't care that
he had other girlfriends.
339
00:14:43,044 --> 00:14:44,678
You're just trying to dig stuff up
340
00:14:44,745 --> 00:14:47,314
because you don't think a guy
like Josh could like me for me.
341
00:14:47,348 --> 00:14:49,883
No, I just want you to know
who Josh really is.
342
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,885
I don't want you to get
your heart broken.
343
00:14:51,919 --> 00:14:53,553
Well, how do you know
he's gonna break my heart?
344
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,921
Maybe I'll break his heart.
345
00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:57,057
Yeah, that doesn't happen for us.
346
00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:59,025
We're done talking.
347
00:14:59,093 --> 00:15:00,727
Wait. Harris.
348
00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:04,130
You have no idea how bad this can hurt.
349
00:15:04,165 --> 00:15:05,866
Yeah, you're right.
350
00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:07,968
I have no idea about a lot of things
351
00:15:08,002 --> 00:15:10,437
because you're always hovering
around me trying to protect me.
352
00:15:10,471 --> 00:15:12,939
Just leave me alone
and let me feel things.
353
00:15:13,007 --> 00:15:14,608
You don't have anything to teach me.
354
00:15:14,642 --> 00:15:16,443
I mean, you screwed up your entire life.
355
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,378
I don't want to be anything like you.
356
00:15:18,412 --> 00:15:20,714
So just go home, smother Mark,
357
00:15:20,781 --> 00:15:22,649
and know that I don't need you anymore.
358
00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:25,218
Wow.
359
00:15:25,253 --> 00:15:27,554
Uh, okay.
360
00:15:27,588 --> 00:15:31,191
You know what? I hope you have
a wonderful life with Josh.
361
00:15:31,225 --> 00:15:32,893
I hope that you guys get married,
362
00:15:32,927 --> 00:15:34,461
and I hope you have a beautiful baby
363
00:15:34,495 --> 00:15:36,897
that kicks you in the heart
just like you just did to me.
364
00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:38,899
And you know what?
If you don't get married,
365
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:40,834
at least let Richie Rich knock you up.
366
00:15:40,868 --> 00:15:42,802
You think of your family for once!
367
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,342
Okay, I know what's
going on with my dad.
368
00:15:49,377 --> 00:15:53,813
Oh, yeah? Oh, so what's buggin'
"Old man wall anchors"?
369
00:15:53,881 --> 00:15:56,349
He's getting older and he
doesn't want to be replaced.
370
00:15:56,384 --> 00:15:57,717
Ah.
371
00:15:57,752 --> 00:16:00,287
And then you come in here
with your hardware store
372
00:16:00,321 --> 00:16:02,656
and your marshmallowy hands...
373
00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:05,525
...and you're a threat.
374
00:16:05,559 --> 00:16:07,961
But I know how to fix it.
375
00:16:07,995 --> 00:16:11,798
Just go tell him
you suck at building things.
376
00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:14,034
But I don't suck at building things.
377
00:16:14,101 --> 00:16:15,936
I know that.
378
00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:17,938
You just need to admit
you need his help.
379
00:16:17,972 --> 00:16:19,606
But I don't need his help.
380
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,875
I know that!
381
00:16:21,909 --> 00:16:24,945
You and I both know that's not true.
382
00:16:24,979 --> 00:16:28,548
I mean, you're great at
pretty much everything.
383
00:16:28,616 --> 00:16:29,849
Oh.
384
00:16:29,884 --> 00:16:31,017
You're amazing.
385
00:16:31,085 --> 00:16:32,285
Stop.
386
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,754
But you know the male ego.
387
00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:36,890
You got to tell 'em
what they want to hear,
388
00:16:36,924 --> 00:16:38,625
and they'll do whatever you want.
389
00:16:38,659 --> 00:16:40,327
Right.
390
00:16:40,394 --> 00:16:41,695
I know.
391
00:16:41,762 --> 00:16:43,029
Some guys, right?
392
00:16:43,064 --> 00:16:44,130
Yeah.
393
00:16:52,106 --> 00:16:53,873
I just thought I'd tighten that up
394
00:16:53,908 --> 00:16:56,042
before I got back to the closet.
395
00:16:56,077 --> 00:16:59,245
Wow! Well, this is fantastic.
396
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,314
Okay, now that I see
what you've done here,
397
00:17:01,382 --> 00:17:02,816
I think you were right about
398
00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:04,284
how to connect the frame to the wall.
399
00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:06,186
It's not just about
connecting the walls, Junior.
400
00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:08,888
I-It's about the kind of
materials you're using,
401
00:17:08,923 --> 00:17:11,191
- the hardware.
- Right.
402
00:17:11,225 --> 00:17:14,094
Although, I-I think that is the
hardware that many people use,
403
00:17:14,128 --> 00:17:15,929
and there's nothing wrong
with the materials I chose,
404
00:17:15,963 --> 00:17:17,263
but that's not the point.
405
00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:20,100
The point is that...
406
00:17:20,134 --> 00:17:23,003
...I really should've realized
with all of your experience
407
00:17:23,037 --> 00:17:24,838
that I should've consulted you on this.
408
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,639
Damn right. If you'd have come to me,
409
00:17:26,674 --> 00:17:28,441
you wouldn't have made so many mistakes.
410
00:17:28,509 --> 00:17:29,876
Eh, well, again,
411
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,845
I don't know if I'd call 'em
mistakes so much as choices,
412
00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:34,948
but, look, I'd really like
to work with you,
413
00:17:34,982 --> 00:17:37,050
you know, maybe even learn at your feet.
414
00:17:37,084 --> 00:17:38,752
- Don't patronize me.
- No.
415
00:17:38,786 --> 00:17:40,587
- I'm not an idiot.
- Come on.
416
00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:44,057
Look, I'm... I'm not trying
to replace you, man.
417
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:45,959
I couldn't possibly.
418
00:17:45,993 --> 00:17:49,696
You know a hundred times more
than I ever could.
419
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,765
And, look, this is your house,
420
00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:54,734
so if you want to keep
doing everything around here
421
00:17:54,802 --> 00:17:57,804
after a hard day's work,
then that's your call.
422
00:17:57,872 --> 00:18:00,106
You're damn right it is.
423
00:18:01,242 --> 00:18:04,110
You know what? Maybe I did overreact.
424
00:18:04,178 --> 00:18:05,412
It's just I've always been
425
00:18:05,446 --> 00:18:09,049
the lion at the head
of the pride around here.
426
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:11,618
And you start doing stuff
I'm supposed to be doing,
427
00:18:11,652 --> 00:18:14,587
and suddenly there's
a hyena in the pack.
428
00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:18,124
Wait. Wouldn't I just be
the... the young lion
429
00:18:18,159 --> 00:18:19,225
if you're the old lion?
430
00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:22,095
Why do I have to be the hyena?
431
00:18:22,129 --> 00:18:24,664
You just are.
432
00:18:24,698 --> 00:18:27,067
Here's what we're gonna do.
433
00:18:27,134 --> 00:18:31,905
From now on, I'm gonna try
to let you do most of the work,
434
00:18:31,972 --> 00:18:33,239
and I'll supervise.
435
00:18:33,274 --> 00:18:36,676
I'll be the old lion laying out
in the sun eating the antelope.
436
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:38,812
Well, that's a way.
437
00:18:38,846 --> 00:18:41,081
But I was thinking that
we could work together,
438
00:18:41,115 --> 00:18:42,348
and, that way, we both win.
439
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:44,617
No. I'm gonna let you win.
440
00:18:44,652 --> 00:18:46,619
I'm gonna go ahead
and finish the closet,
441
00:18:46,687 --> 00:18:48,488
and I'm gonna let you do
442
00:18:48,556 --> 00:18:51,524
the thing I don't trust
anybody else to do.
443
00:18:51,559 --> 00:18:53,259
The roof.
444
00:18:53,294 --> 00:18:57,297
It's kind of bitter cold
and the roof is slippery.
445
00:18:57,331 --> 00:19:00,767
You don't have to
say that to make me feel better.
446
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:03,336
I've made my peace with this.
447
00:19:03,404 --> 00:19:04,637
Ah, let's see.
448
00:19:04,672 --> 00:19:07,073
Grab yourself a ladder,
bucket of sealer,
449
00:19:07,108 --> 00:19:09,976
and a rope to tie yourself
around the chimney.
450
00:19:11,245 --> 00:19:13,480
And fix the roof.
451
00:19:13,514 --> 00:19:15,849
It's pitch black. You want me
to go and do it right now?
452
00:19:15,883 --> 00:19:17,550
Oh, gosh, no!
453
00:19:17,585 --> 00:19:19,052
Make yourself a sandwich first.
454
00:19:19,086 --> 00:19:21,454
You could take it up there with you.
455
00:19:24,225 --> 00:19:27,060
How'd it go? Is she gonna
get rid of that guy?
456
00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:29,496
Nope. Total fail.
457
00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:31,998
She's gonna hand him
her heart on a platter
458
00:19:32,032 --> 00:19:34,200
and let him eat it
with his silver spoon.
459
00:19:37,204 --> 00:19:40,273
And she basically told me that
she's got no use for me anymore.
460
00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:42,142
I'm keeping her from living her life,
461
00:19:42,176 --> 00:19:44,177
and she wants to feel her feelings.
462
00:19:44,211 --> 00:19:47,213
Oh, God. I remember that conversation.
463
00:19:47,248 --> 00:19:49,983
We never had that conversation.
464
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,351
No. We had it with Becky.
465
00:19:51,385 --> 00:19:53,219
You never wanted to feel anything,
466
00:19:53,254 --> 00:19:54,687
and we were good with that.
467
00:19:57,424 --> 00:20:00,426
God. This is so brutal, Dad.
468
00:20:00,494 --> 00:20:02,295
How do I just stand by
469
00:20:02,329 --> 00:20:04,831
and watch my kid walk into traffic?
470
00:20:04,865 --> 00:20:08,334
She's a strong kid. She'll be okay.
471
00:20:08,369 --> 00:20:10,203
Well, you know, if she thinks
472
00:20:10,237 --> 00:20:13,373
she's gonna come running
back to me heartbroken
473
00:20:13,407 --> 00:20:15,275
so I can love her up
474
00:20:15,342 --> 00:20:17,310
and tell her that
everything's gonna be okay,
475
00:20:17,344 --> 00:20:19,212
she's got another thing coming.
476
00:20:19,246 --> 00:20:22,015
Oh, she'll definitely come running back.
477
00:20:23,317 --> 00:20:24,551
You promise?
478
00:20:24,585 --> 00:20:26,219
Oh, yeah.
479
00:20:26,253 --> 00:20:27,120
Thanks.
480
00:20:32,593 --> 00:20:35,461
Did you call Ben a hyena?
481
00:20:35,496 --> 00:20:37,697
I thought he should know.
482
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,444
So, how are your parents?
483
00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:45,362
I saw they're vacationing separately.
484
00:20:46,149 --> 00:20:49,093
Stop. Can't you see
you're embarrassing Josh?
485
00:20:49,118 --> 00:20:50,828
He didn't come here to be grilled.
486
00:20:50,853 --> 00:20:53,955
He came here to keep it real
with some po' folk, right, Josh?
487
00:20:54,031 --> 00:20:56,499
Hey, Harris, go grab me
a little moonshine
488
00:20:56,534 --> 00:20:58,902
outta the garage for your peepaw.
489
00:20:59,169 --> 00:21:02,304
Sure. Don't take any crap from them.
490
00:21:03,841 --> 00:21:06,843
You have a nice smile, son.
491
00:21:06,911 --> 00:21:09,746
Hard to do that without a head.
492
00:21:09,814 --> 00:21:12,782
If the time comes when you
and my granddaughter break up,
493
00:21:13,144 --> 00:21:15,418
you better treat her right.
494
00:21:15,878 --> 00:21:18,121
To show you I'm not
just a vengeful old guy,
495
00:21:18,155 --> 00:21:19,889
I'll give you a piece of advice.
496
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:21,424
Keep those two out of your house.
497
00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:23,783
They're after your father.